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1400597460 | 1400683649 | t3_261899 | t5_2to41 | 6 | shardmonkey: TIFU by misplacing 15k cash
I was meant to put $400 of it towards a deposit for a car and in my excited state, I forgot where I hid it. Fuck did I hide it? Maybe I took it with me.
How the fuck does someone misplace that much money?
NancyFuckinGrace: did you recently buy a new house with a safe in it?
sha... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1400596744 | 1400759110 | t3_261734 | t5_2to41 | 254 | Needmofunneh: TIFU by pissing off the CEO of my company
I work for InsertnamehereshoeCo. as a sales person. I am only 18 and make just above minimum wage. Yesterday at work, I was asked to clean up the extra shoes, since they were falling everywhere. In the middle of doing this, a man is looking through shoes on the ra... | 11 | 23.090909 | |
1400578586 | 1400676341 | t3_260ndp | t5_2to41 | 19 | DefinitelyNotJC: TIFU by mutilating myself in front of a pretty girl.
Ok so, this was actually a while ago. New years eve 2012 (shortly becoming 2013). Nevertheless, I fucked up, and here is my fuck up.
So I got dumped at around the beginning of december 2012, after a pretty intense relationship. I was going through t... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1400598750 | 1400608733 | t3_261ac8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying (adult) people should be able to get over rape in a not too elaborate amount of time.
We were having a class discussion on crimes and their punishment. Now I'd like to start by saying I obviously know that what I said can be considered ridiculous and excessive. And I would agree with that opin... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1400597933 | 1400624400 | t3_261905 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a hot red pepper soup
This happend 4 hours ago at lunch.
I went to a resturant for lunch with my co-worker, not a fancy resturant, sort of like a buffet where you take your tray , wait in the line, choose your food, pay and take your seat somewhere.Very industrial but the food is actually ve... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1400599920 | 1401080108 | t3_261c8g | t5_2to41 | 1,455 | signsandsimulacra: TIFU by broadcasting the audio of my wank sesh to a skype audience
So to preface this, I have a group of like 6 or 7 buddies that I regularly game with. We typically use skype (I know there are other VOIP options, but I think we're just too lazy). Anyway, because of conflicting schedules, we are hard... | 13 | 111.923077 | |
1400603411 | 1400605876 | t3_261i0o | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a band-aid
It was yesterday actually,
I was over at my parents house, because they invited me over for dinner, so I was eating with them and everything was going normally. I soon excused myself from the table to go take drop the Hershey Bars, and once I got their I saw a bandaid on the tile s... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1400608198 | 1400812903 | t3_261kam | t5_2to41 | 6 | sidewayzsequence: O wow why is that? Are you like seizure prone now or.. what
Jamarcus911: Had a concussion from rugby, screens made me dizzy, puke and at the beginning I almost collapsed in class watching a documentary. They seriously fuck you up.
sidewayzsequence: Wow that's fuckin crazy. I had no idea
Jamarcus911: w... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1400606082 | 1400615988 | t3_261mh6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not cleaning my house for inspection
I had a regular inspection coming around today, but I pushed it back until the 30th so I could have time off to be around when the inspection happened. As a result, I didn't clean the house (because they weren't coming around until the 30th).
The inspector came a... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1400607048 | 1400614079 | t3_261o6v | t5_2to41 | 9 | Shaka-Laka: TIFU my life
So the background. I live in a conservative society where you can't even have a girl/boyfriend. People generally have a very nice image of me and most people get a studious vibe from me. I study in an all-boys school and have a gf so I have to keep it a secret.
So basically today I was using ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1400606589 | 1400619378 | t3_261nce | t5_2to41 | 17 | EatYourPain: TIFU by getting super fucked up and having a misadventure which ended in more than a few lasting scars.
So this happened a few months ago not today, because fuck your rules.
It's quite the tale, so I'll break it down into chapters for you.
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**The Tale of the Slovak and the Vodka that mak... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1400608544 | 1400630558 | t3_261qmr | t5_2to41 | 147 | Dylan5019: TIFU by not riding with my mom.
So I just graduated and will be starting my new job as an engineer next month. After graduating I decided that I would need a car and since I can afford it and have never had a car of my own before I decided to buy a fairly nice car instead of a cheap one off Craigslist.
L... | 9 | 16.333333 | |
1400607509 | 1400621524 | t3_261oyr | t5_2to41 | 35 | tifubygettinganewjob: TIFU by leaving a job before being certain of new start date
Throw away for obvious reasons.
Anyway, I was so excited to leave my job. I thought for sure that I'd be working within a week of quitting. So in my blind excitement, I thought I'd have myself a mini vacation and quit earlier than anti... | 5 | 7 | |
1400609520 | 1400635934 | t3_261sb6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | treevine: TIFU by falling asleep with my laptop charger on my bed.
So last night I fell asleep watching a show. No biggie, I do that all the time. The issue is that sometimes my charger will get pretty hot, it's a macbook charger. I never figured it it heating up would be that big of a problem.
So here I am sleeping ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1400613467 | 1400617124 | t3_261z99 | t5_2to41 | 18 | WOgles: TIFU by using a piece of paper as a toothpick
now I have a chunk of paper AND a piece of beef jerky stuck between my back teeth.
and I can't get them out >.<
Bullnettles: Floss...
WOgles: yeah... it's not working to get them out.
Bullnettles: Hmmm, one of the toothpick/flosser things? Beef jerky sucks f... | 6 | 3 | |
1400610535 | 1400678430 | t3_261u1m | t5_2to41 | 3 | TypicalBeerLiker: TIFU by booking a doctor's appointment
Backstory: I work in an administrative position at a university. Most internal departments come to me to book board rooms for personal use, the campus doctor's office included.
One fellow, we'll call him Steve, has been doing all the bookings and picking up the... | 3 | 1 | |
1400613597 | 1400636436 | t3_261zgq | t5_2to41 | 86 | BobaFettuccine: TIFU by asking an Irish cabbie for sex
As an American studying in Dublin for a semester, we were apprised of a few differences in the language: things like "great craic" is Irish English for "great fun". However, there was one they forgot to mention.
I decided to leave the bar earlier than my friends, ... | 5 | 17.2 | |
1400615441 | 1400721955 | t3_2622og | t5_2to41 | 687 | daddylongschlong: TIFU by bleeding all over my test
So basically in my state, everyone taking biology needs to take the state test. So were about 10 mins in and I finished my first section. I nonchalantly scratch at a bug bite, really didn't think anything of it.
Maybe a minute or two later I put my leg up on my tabl... | 9 | 76.333333 | |
1400622455 | 1400686372 | t3_2623sp | t5_2to41 | 61 | Shouldnothavedunthat: Auto-import. My computer saw that there were images and decided that I wanted to import all the pictures and view the gallery.
However, I have to confess that if you had a stopwatch you would have found that there was some hesitation between seeing the gallery and doing the deleting. You can ... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1400618799 | 1400629038 | t3_2628hm | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by shooting a crossbow bolt into my neighbor's garage door
My birthday was last week and one of my relatives got me a 75 dollar Amazon card, so I bought [this](http://www.amazon.com/Self-Cocking-80lb-Crossbow-Pistol/dp/B00B7B0FIS/ref=pd_sim_sg_5?ie=UTF8&refRID=1HFQZH0XF71FEP2ZCJAZ)
It came in today... | 3 | 2 | |
1400621798 | 1400623282 | t3_262dgb | t5_2to41 | 5 | rivermelodyidk: TIFU by telling my friend he would have to walk a block to my house when it was actually 3 miles
So. My friend just broke up with his girlfriend and we wanted to hang out today. He lives about half an hour from me, and neither of us have our licenses, but he goes to school near where I live. So we decid... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1400624988 | 1400699127 | t3_262ik5 | t5_2to41 | 222 | KingKarrotflowr: TIFU by drinking on the job.
TIFU by drinking on the job. I'll start with some background. I work in a kitchen that serves trendy food an boozes. Normally I do not drink on the job, usually I wait until the end of a shift and have a couple drinks. On this particular morning I was cooking brunch. We wer... | 9 | 24.666667 | |
1400625839 | 1400771871 | t3_262jxi | t5_2to41 | 13 | throwawaymcgee99: TIFU by saving a word document of my favorite porn sites.
**Disclaimer: I had to make a throwaway I can't risk my friends finding out.**
Well for the past couple months if there was a porn video I really liked I would save it onto a word document and save that document onto my usb. I was always caref... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1400626243 | 1400683365 | t3_262knj | t5_2to41 | 101 | [deleted]: TIFU BY farting so hard I blew my back out.
I had to have my wife pick me up from work to drive me to the ER. I'll update later when I get out of the Dr.
Update : The ER doc couldn't see anything last night. Big surprise. He did however give me some lovely pain medication. I'll be seeing my doctor today.
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1400622131 | 1400676351 | t3_262dy5 | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU: Don't grab ass!
While I was shopping with my wife, she went to get some milk and I went to rent a movie at the red box outside the store. We said we'd meet up in the dairy isle when we were done. After I got the movie, I went to meet up with her and though it would be cute/sexy to grab her butt as I sn... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1400628234 | 1400634975 | t3_262nqt | t5_2to41 | 18 | Dynac: TIFU By throwing a grenade.
BACKSTORY: This was about 3-4 months ago. So my little bro went to the Swiss army shop, and bought a defused grenade. And he got tired of it over time, so he was leaving it all over the place to pick up.
TIFU: So I walked into my dad's room and the grenade was sitting on the tele st... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1400628826 | 1400679211 | t3_262oow | t5_2to41 | 15 | that_gas_station_guy: TIFU by spending my savings on lottery.
I work as a clerk at a tobacco mart and had been doing so alone for the past two weeks because the owner is on vacation. I get paid $7 per hour and had been toiling hard just to make ends meet. I had saved $500 in order to pay $400 to my university this mon... | 3 | 5 | |
1400632054 | 1400785951 | t3_262tm0 | t5_2to41 | 72 | BaddDadd: TIFU by letting my 6 y/o daughter use my tablet which had my porn on it and having my wife catch her watching it while I'm at work
So my wife just texts me about it about an hour ago and I'm still at work. And it's bad porn. Hardcore gang bang style porn. Yep, I'm screwed.
Dead1: >Yep, I'm screwed
Well, ... | 7 | 10.285714 | |
1400631290 | 1400687582 | t3_262sey | t5_2to41 | 186 | gonzagon: TIFU by taking a dump on a national monument.
So I'm on geology field trip for the next 10 days in Colorado, and unfortunately I got food poisoning from a shitty sandwich.
I was too sick to go anywhere yesterday and the day before, and finally today I thought I could do it. Turns out I couldn't. Half way th... | 4 | 46.5 | |
1400634155 | 1400649370 | t3_262wv3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | inotroll: TIFU by dropping my iphone at 45 mph
Fuck. Listening to music on my bike not a care in the world, the day was sunny hadn't had a problem all day but like clockwork somehow i fucked it up. I was content and then some shit song came on instead of just letting it play I pulled my phone out to change it (no one e... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1400635075 | 1400652663 | t3_262yb9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | eallen1: TIFU by not changing my student loan's autopay amount and wiping out my bank account.
Last month I was given a relatively large check for my birthday that I applied to making a payment on my student loan. I though I had set it up as a one-time payment but apparently it was repeating. This weekend I expected my... | 6 | 3 | |
1400627887 | 1400679296 | t3_262n7o | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by downloading and installing a program in a hurry
Went to cnet to find my program, downloaded and installed. During the installation there were no box to uncheck for "install ask toolbar" etc so i just rushed through it, bad idea... I have no anti-virus and it installed 5 random programs that seems to ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1400639361 | 1400720878 | t3_2634tg | t5_2to41 | 30 | TheFlyingCrumpet: TIFU By ruining a birthday with a wet dream
**Context:** My friend's grandmother owns a holiday caravan (Not a big one, just one with a small living room/kitchen, one bedroom and a shower room), parked at a caravan site, which the family stay in for a week over the summer holidays, and one of the summ... | 5 | 6 | |
1400640027 | 1400659549 | t3_2635tl | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU By having drunken public sex at an honor society party with a professor
I was banned for life from my university honor society and local dive bar for this event.
So I have had quite a drinking problem over the course of my life, partly due to genetic/cultural/familial predisposition, partly due to my s... | 9 | 4.111111 | |
1400640334 | 1400707083 | t3_26369k | t5_2to41 | 7 | CelestialStork: TIFU by flunking out my freshman year.
So I'm a feshman in(out) of college. I had almost a full scholarship that I pissed away. I fucked up my calculus class the first semester and dropped it. I tried again but fucked up again because I was lazy and unmotivated. I did enough to pass in the class but fa... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1400641610 | 1400654258 | t3_2637ld | t5_2to41 | 100 | trampabroad: TIFU by masturbating too much [NSFW, even though I'm at work typing this]
Throwaways are for pussies.
This isn't really a TIFU so much, seeing as it happened a couple months ago. Or longer, seeing as I repeated the same fuckup for a decade or more continuously.
To get some preliminaries out of the way:... | 4 | 25 | |
1400640557 | 1400687327 | t3_2636lu | t5_2to41 | 22 | TobiVailvsKC: TIFU Ran away from a beautiful girl that was most likely the closest thing to the girl version of me without realizing she was interested...
So today I saw a beautiful girl named Amanda who had ran out of gas in Ruston, La obviously not from here. She literally was a grunge-hippie hybrid like myself and h... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1400644783 | 1401073449 | t3_263c1f | t5_2to41 | 178 | PuddingAuxRais1ns: TIFU by presenting a powerpoint to a 1st grade class while having a full on erection.
So today, me and my senior class had to individually present a "What it's like to me to be a senior" to a 1st grade class. I was excited to show my project since i put a whole lot of effort into my powerpoint. Unfo... | 10 | 17.8 | |
1400645133 | 1401021012 | t3_263cka | t5_2to41 | 22 | throwaway21314421312: TIFU by streaming my masturbating session on twitch
I play league of legends with a couple of friends and use skype to talk through them. However, one day I got a new computer and decided to stream just for shits and giggles. I was streaming and played a couple of games and I had a few friends wat... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1400640993 | 1400697691 | t3_2636th | t5_2to41 | 1,581 | EasyKO726: TIFU by nearly breaking a child's face
So, a little backstory: I work at an afterschool program part-time for work study. This usually entails anything from tutoring kids K-6 in math to playing on the play structure outside on nice days.
Anyways, today I was lucky enough to be assigned to the outside crew.... | 9 | 175.666667 | |
1400641313 | 1400665521 | t3_26377t | t5_2to41 | 160 | SageOcelot: Tifu by Making an Obscure Star Wars Reference
This didn't happen today, but I figure it belongs here anyways.
I had been talking to a really cute girl for a couple days, and I was walking across my school campus with her after lunch. We were walking up the ridge of this hill, and from the top you could se... | 9 | 17.777778 | |
1400644104 | 1400701057 | t3_263b62 | t5_2to41 | 49 | UltraHellboy: TIFU by buying everyone tickets to the Cardinals game but my family.
I was in charge of buying baseball tickets for Scout Night at the ballpark, and I miscounted the ticket total. I ordered 24 tickets for 28 people. So, when all the tickets for the other Scout families were handed out, my family had none.... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1400647972 | 1400716836 | t3_263g7m | t5_2to41 | 60 | learned_my_lesson0: TIFU by having a quickie
So I graduated college last year and work at a start-up company with its offices in the downtown area of a major city. My godfather, who is kind of like my actual father, works for another company with offices about 5 minutes from ours. My godfather is high enough on the lad... | 5 | 12 | |
1400632804 | 1400695321 | t3_262us6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheEpicBlock: TIFU by forgetting that ants exist.
Oh hey, it's spring. Finally, right? Well, I was dumb and usually eat on my desk when studying, etc. So, yesterday I saw one or two tiny ants on the floor and didn't think too much about it. Today, came home from lecture and found my entire desk filled with ants. It's ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1400652220 | 1400726928 | t3_263kqc | t5_2to41 | 3 | SalchichonFrank: TIFU by getting a wood on a Football players GF
Voyager5555: " As she felt it she moved her ass all over my junk as she was enjoying it. "
Yes, I'm sure that's true.
SalchichonFrank: Well I really dont know if she did enjoy it or not but she moved around on top of me while I got my wood. I just say s... | 3 | 1 | |
1400653842 | 1400686426 | t3_263m9o | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the bathroom
So, me and my girlfriend are at the Flea market and it hits me, I've gotta poop. Soon.
I head down to the bathrooms and after walking in circles trying to find the damn place, without hesitation I enter.
I'm sitting there contemplating life when I notice a strange receptacl... | 3 | 6 | |
1400664282 | 1400858778 | t3_263unr | t5_2to41 | 11 | chuck-ufarley: TIFU and destroyed my wifes relationship with her parents
today i verbally abused and insulted my inlaws for overstaying their welcome (which they always do).
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by verbally abused, i mean i was yelling at her in my garage and front yard that she's a white trash bitch. i went ahead and let her dead bea... | 13 | 0.846154 | |
1400676604 | 1400725138 | t3_2645rs | t5_2to41 | 952 | Bloody-smashing: TIFU by leaving my big, purple dildo in the sink.
This happened when I lived in halls.
My boyfriend had just been up to see me for the first time in almost a month. Needless to say we were both extremely horny and feeling very kinky.
This led to us getting out the sex toys which included a massive... | 9 | 105.777778 | |
1400628313 | 1400714122 | t3_262nvm | t5_2to41 | -1 | oOGeneral_RyanOo: Tifu by having Aspergers and poorly responding to non-verbal social cues
So today in school, I was talking to a good friend about a common interest. One of my not-as-close friends tried to get my attention non-verbally (this does not usually work...) and I missed it, which she mistook for me being mea... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1400677261 | 1400693877 | t3_2646j4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Zecherach: TIFU by asking a blind man to read something for me
So, I started a new job as a consultant for a bank. A client calls me and tells me all about his problem. I ask him for his bank account number and start the process to verify him as owner of this account. On the file of the client was written "Mr. X is bli... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1400678062 | 1400695561 | t3_2647jg | t5_2to41 | 258 | ssh2_scp_recv: TIFU by texting and driving down a road under construction.
This didn't happen today but rather on Sunday after my senior prom.
This road has been under construction for some time and is a favorite spot of mine to go and chill if I need alone time as there is nothing out there yet.
After prom Saturday... | 13 | 19.846154 | |
1400617348 | 1400700240 | t3_26260y | t5_2to41 | 6 | DownInFive: TIFU by accusing my friend's sister of stealing something that wasn't there to begin with.
Me and my friend found our 360 profiles were missing when we turned on the 360 and when we went to check the storage found no memory was there.We didn't know the 4gb 360s didn't have an actual hard drive it was all in... | 3 | 2 | |
1400675249 | 1400689715 | t3_26446r | t5_2to41 | 41 | middlenametrouble: TIFU by helping to pay for a funeral vs grad school
My wife and I have been together since high school and she recently got accepted to grad school which will start in a couple weeks. She lost her father last month which was very hard on her as they had become very close in his final years. Then her... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1400679996 | 1400786510 | t3_264a68 | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by messing around with my friend's phone
Not using a throwaway because fuck it, because everyone already knows, and this probably won't blow up. I am a senior in high school, and recently came back from a school tour overseas, where each different hotel we went to we had to dorm with 2-3 other guys (I'm... | 9 | 5.222222 | |
1400553407 | 1400687730 | t3_25zx56 | t5_2to41 | 3 | mrvader1234: TIFU by wearing pants too small
So today I fucked up. I salvaged it but it could've been way worse.
Today was the last day of the laundry cycle. My hamper is full to bursting and I've only one pair of pants left. I hike them up and notice that they are a bit difficult to button but these are all I've got ... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1400684276 | 1400687902 | t3_264gf9 | t5_2to41 | 209 | NomaneGypsy: TIFU by sharing my wiener
Just over an hour ago I was still asleep and my roommate brought his parents in to bring some of his things home a bit before the quarter ends. I guess I must have been heating up during the night, because despite being in my boxers I had kicked off the blankets and lay more or le... | 4 | 52.25 | |
1400682565 | 1400798534 | t3_264dw1 | t5_2to41 | 78 | Winendinen69: TIFU by emailing my professor
I go to a small, liberal arts Lutheran university. Finals week ended last Thursday, and to celebrate, my friends and I got drunk and went out Friday night. I am not a big drinker, but I thought that I deserved it after studying so much for my finals.
When it comes to receivi... | 8 | 9.75 | |
1400686095 | 1400711583 | t3_264jds | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving weird porn tabs open, then minimising that to find even more tabs
**TL;DR** Was watching porn on computer, 4 tabs open behind a tab with Facebook and porn on, sister walks in, I close the first tab because of porn on that, 4 tabs behind with varying degrees of porn.
I was sitting on my bed m... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1400684770 | 1400718642 | t3_264h8o | t5_2to41 | 55 | Celarion: TIFU by thinking I could fly on my birthday
For a few years now, I've been thoroughly enjoying hang gliding.
The day of my fuckup was bright and beautiful, with almost perfect conditions for flying. It was the last birthday of my twenties, and things were looking up! Glider on the car, I was off to the coast.... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1400687699 | 1400721540 | t3_264ly5 | t5_2to41 | 2,759 | ThrowOutTheBoss: [NSFW] TIFU by barging into my locked conference room without knocking.
So, a little bit of background first.
I'm a mid-level manager at a small-ish consulting engineering firm. Thus, I'm the "boss" for many of the electrical / computer engineers in the offices. We have several conference rooms withou... | 10 | 275.9 | |
1400677438 | 1400773271 | t3_2646qm | t5_2to41 | 7 | PixelVandalism: TIFU by breaking my Dads bed
This isn't a particularly bad tifu, but it happened just moments ago, so why not share.
So I've been living with family while I get on my feet in my dad's room at his brothers place, complicated story, my two friends and I were listening to some awesome tunes on sbs chill ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1400688784 | 1400689735 | t3_264nr7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ooOOHHsnap: TIFU by leaving my gun out when the house keepers are coming over
vipermanic: TOTALLY f@@king irreponsible! That's how kids find guns and shoot themselves or others. You are only allowed this ONE mistake.
ooOOHHsnap: I completely agree. Fortunately I don't keep it loaded unless I'm actually at the range, a... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1400689226 | 1400704890 | t3_264oi9 | t5_2to41 | 52 | TTFire: TIFU by formatting my entire hard drive
So I was installing the latest version of my favorite Linux distribution, when I was presented with a choice in the installation menu to just install over the previous version of that distro. Lazy me decides to choose that option instead of partitioning the hard drive man... | 8 | 6.5 | |
1400690141 | 1400707378 | t3_264q2v | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting an ex. xpost r/HSP
Backstory -
Met her through OKCupid - Great connection - bumpy start - lots of HSP reactions that I met head on and we overcame together - I learned how to be sensitive to her needs.
2 years of strong bonding and extreme connection go by. Monday, she breaks up with me. I ... | 9 | 4.777778 | |
1400688062 | 1400696720 | t3_264ml2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | FirebertNY: TIFU by wiping the tip of my penis
So I went to the bathroom at work. Took a piss at the urinal. Finish. Shake shake shake. Do the Gogurt squeeze. There's a little droplet that won't come off. Decide I'll just go into a stall and grab a sheet of toilet paper really quick. As I'm backing out of the stall and... | 3 | 5 | |
1400691809 | 1400709771 | t3_264sy6 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by not replacing the empty roll of TP with a fresh one
I usually am very busy. I work early and stay late out with friends. I go to university about 30 minutes from home in the same town I work in. Basically, I come home to sleep and that's it. I also constantly forget to put the new roll of toilet pape... | 7 | 4 | |
1400692579 | 1400736713 | t3_264u7x | t5_2to41 | 543 | matteressman: TIFU by Hiding in my Underwear Behind a Couch/Mattress
I was 9 at the time and a few of my father's friends were coming over. My mother informed me that I had to change out of my long johns before the guests came over. So I went to my/bro/sis' room to get some privacy and get dressed but someone was in th... | 4 | 135.75 | |
1400694347 | 1400741690 | t3_264xbp | t5_2to41 | 344 | shane-jabroni: TIFU by trying to be funny
Ok so a bit of background: i volunteer with a programme that teaches people with intellectual disabilities art, drama etc. and today was the day of the 'showcase' where they would demonstrate what they learned in front of an audience of family members and friends.
So anyway ev... | 12 | 28.666667 | |
1400697897 | 1400699791 | t3_2653jf | t5_2to41 | 20 | Rockerfella: TIFU by sending an internal email to a client at work
This happened yesterday, but who's counting?
First, some backstory: I work as an affiliate manager. For those who don't know what that is, its essentially online advertising. We have an affiliate who has been a nightmare since day one and has some outs... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1400699168 | 1400716896 | t3_2655r9 | t5_2to41 | 29 | playingnice: TIFU by choosing to wear clean clothes over the dirty ones on the floor.
I had all the intentions of wearing an outfit that passed the smell test but at the last minute decided to pull some clothes out of the dryer (to get to the laundry you have to go outside) I went out naked and there was the meter read... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1400697283 | 1400708037 | t3_2652h6 | t5_2to41 | 31 | gigabyte898: TIFU by being unintentionally racist
At a staff meeting a coworker told us she was leaving the company this summer. Everyone was telling her she can't leave, so I thought it would be funny to say "I guess we need to keep you enslaved here!" Then I remembered she was black. I was absolutely mortified. Lucki... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1400700569 | 1400701584 | t3_265875 | t5_2to41 | 2 | videosonyoutube: TIFU by taking an axe to all of my video games
Voyager5555: Is this really a fuck up? I mean, you intentionally did it and you said you needed to... I guess you could have sold them?
videosonyoutube: theres the fuck up.. I could have sold them
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1400705907 | 1400717024 | t3_265hec | t5_2to41 | 15 | throwawaypoopmachine: TIFU by trusting Reddit.
Ok, so background. I am a student, living high up in an accommodation block. Currently unwell, having the runs. Read somewhere that elevating your legs whilst having a poop can clear it all out in one go. Felt a large fart brewing, and knowing this could be dangerous decid... | 3 | 5 | |
1400707413 | 1400711821 | t3_265k0t | t5_2to41 | 9 | DaGasser41-45: TIFU by drawing a massive penis on the AP World National Exam
So on the AP World National Exam I was supposed to write 3 essays and when I got to the CCOT(Compare and Contrast Over Time) I forgot that interregional meant the same as international so to vent my frustration I just drew a dick that was ha... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1400702097 | 1400792409 | t3_265asv | t5_2to41 | 4 | dirtydanisreal: TIFU Showed up "For The Party" The Night Before The Party
So this happened a few years ago, during High School. I met this girl I liked, Lets say Emma. We met at this school Christmas Party. We really hit it off and had a great time talking. I added her on Facebook and one night got a message from her. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1400710369 | 1400718269 | t3_265ox4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend
So hear me out... I was on a trip with school( Yes I am a teenager) without my girlfriend. Now this girl who I had a thing for a while back is clearly flirting with me. To be clear, this girl has never even kissed a guy... I go about my day and she is clearly hinting she w... | 3 | 5 | |
1400714533 | 1400715693 | t3_265vhy | t5_2to41 | 3 | rov9p: TIFU by not paying enough attention to my son because he burned himself playing with matches
WWLadyDeadpool: His ambien?
rov9p: My ambien
WWLadyDeadpool: Isn't that a prescription only drug?
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1400717255 | 1400791752 | t3_265zop | t5_2to41 | 142 | [deleted]: TIFU By having explosive diarrhoea in the shower.
First of all sorry for the bad formatting, I'm on mobile so there is not much I can do.
Around two hours ago I got up to get ready for school for the day but this morning my stomach was feeling very ill, me being the idiot I am decided to proceeded to take ... | 6 | 23.666667 | |
1400704782 | 1400726148 | t3_265fg3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU while trying to hide my school lunch
this happened around 4 years back. it spans along 2 weeks at the most. My parents used to pack me food like apples and aloo paranthas for school and I didn't feel like eating all the home made stuff at that time. So, me, trying to act like a clever little boy, used t... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1400716232 | 1400728504 | t3_265y65 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Snappy111: TIFU by shooting an arrow in my neighbor's house.
Shooting arrows from a bow with my little brother. He breaks off one of the side feather things and tells me that it won't fly as well. Without thinking, I aim up high above the target to see it (in my mind not go very far) fly.
Well physics happened and it ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1400719992 | 1400866141 | t3_2663jy | t5_2to41 | 46 | riskytrader24: TIFU by trying to do a quick one before school
So, a bit of background: I don't actually masturbate all that often, (for the sake of not getting addicted) but every now and again I just get that sudden urge. You know those times where the experience is just better than usual ?
Anyways, so its early in ... | 8 | 5.75 | |
1400719671 | 1400775839 | t3_266338 | t5_2to41 | 825 | [deleted]: NSFW TIFU by fapping
not using a throwaway because I'm shameless
I'm 15 y/o and my family (mom, dad, sister) go out for a bit to buy groceries. Me, being the horny teenager I am decide to have a quick wank but just before I was about to ejaculate, I noticed I didn't have any tissue so I just cupped in in my ... | 8 | 103.125 | |
1400720197 | 1400734916 | t3_2663up | t5_2to41 | 39 | genocideslipnslide: TIFU by falling asleep
So I was on skype with my girlfriend. We've been talking for about two hours now and I want to play some games. So, naturally i said 'I'm going to play some games now.'
Her response: You're going to choose games over me?
Now...a little back story so my reaction will be under... | 8 | 4.875 | |
1400726274 | 1400767841 | t3_266cwb | t5_2to41 | 32 | SalchichonFrank: TIFU by bending down and getting fingered at work
I am a 18 year old Male working at a restauraunt as a BussBoy. So I was picking up tables next to these ladies(3 ladies), they werent half bad looking they looked bang-able. So I saw a dropped straw next to there table, and so as a good employee I went ... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1400729467 | 1400734479 | t3_266hgy | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating into a sock
So I thought I would go out for a good wank today and had the best orgasm ever. I finish my dirty deed into a sock with great relief.
I decide to go downstairs and get some apricot to eat because hey, who doesn't like apricot after Jackin it? I walk back upstairs and my dog ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1400730674 | 1400795138 | t3_266izs | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I thought her friend was pretty
So about a month ago I was in the car with my girlfriend on our way to the mall to pick up my tux for prom. Somehow we got on the topic of whether or not I thought her friend was pretty. Me being the nice, honest, kind hearted guy I am I assumed s... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1400728484 | 1400738245 | t3_266g5b | t5_2to41 | 9 | phoebeburgh: TIFU by driving without insurance and getting caught
I lost my job six months ago and my car insurance lapsed at that time, meaning that the car's registration was also suspended. I was paranoid about what would happen if I drove for about a month afterwards, but later I realized that the cops probably did... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1400733615 | 1400855839 | t3_266mvm | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: TIFU By jerking it with a condom
So for some reason last night, drunk me decided to jerk it into a condom. After I did the deed, I threw the condom on the floor and passed out partly on the bed and partly on the floor. I had to wake up early the next morning for work, which wasn't the problem.
Four hours la... | 11 | 8.454545 | |
1400736766 | 1400766035 | t3_266qcq | t5_2to41 | 472 | Sapharodon: [Possibly NSFW] TIFU by finding my roommate's "toy" in front of her dad... and turning it on.
I'm still shuddering. It's 12:45 in the morning, several days from the incident. I'm blasting Yeezus, flicking on a fan and trying not to throw up. Part of me wants to laugh until my lungs crumble to bits, part ... | 8 | 59 | |
1400743011 | 1400782424 | t3_266woj | t5_2to41 | 233 | BurningLonelyTime: TIFU by Using Nail Polish Remover as a Lubricant [NSFW]
It was late, after work, and I was feeling a bit lonely and sad seeing as I had been rejected by my crush of two years today. I decided that the best way to solve my problems was to have some nice alone time with my computer. I went straight to ... | 7 | 33.285714 | |
1400738532 | 1400745210 | t3_266sav | t5_2to41 | 21 | brushthattongue: TIFU, by trying to take a selfie with a squirrel.
So, today I went to the Cape May Zoo, with my sister and her two year old daughter. She went to go take her to look at the tigers, while I saw this cute little squirrel nibbling at some sort of nut.
However, me being really fucking stupid, I got really... | 3 | 7 | |
1400744423 | 1400756638 | t3_266xx4 | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU my beard by trimming on a #1 rather than a #9.
I was going to just trim it down so it wouldn't look so scraggly. The first time I started my trimmer was dead. I plugged it in and switched it from a #9 (the highest setting) to the lowest setting (#1) so as not to damage it, just in case.
I forgot. Went ... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1400741674 | 1400808074 | t3_266vgx | t5_2to41 | 29 | upads: TIFU admitting my fetish
I'm sure everyone has their own fetish and mine happens to be a submissive one, it's about the R and I told my SO when we were cuddling in bed.
To summarize, role play got out of hand and I came to work with a black eye.
sigh
sameoldnigga: about the R?
lecherous_hump: Arrr, everyone kn... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1400733806 | 1400823998 | t3_266n3j | t5_2to41 | 5 | GerbielN: TIFU by rolling out my hip flexor
so I play a lot of sports mostly ultimate frisbee, and i recently injured my hip, more specifically, my hip flexor. apparently, this is a common injury for ultimate players, so my coach told me to take some ibuprofen, then stretch it out by using a hard ball of some kind and ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1400744581 | 1400755654 | t3_266y1m | t5_2to41 | 10 | WinonaSty: TIFU. I put a loose diamond in a shot glass so I wouldn't lose it. In retrospect, this was a poor choice for someone who no longer gets carded at the liquor store because all the cashiers recognize you.
[deleted]: what
selfcheckout: Yeah
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1400746588 | 1400780760 | t3_266zlp | t5_2to41 | 1,125 | Proawaytext: TIFUPDATE: accidental prostitute text. Prepare to be underwhelmed.
Original post: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/260lfz/tifu_by_telling_my_mother_girlfriend_and_18_year/
Sorry there hasn't been one yet, but nothing's happened. Bit of an anti climax really:
I raised it with my girlfriend by asking ... | 10 | 112.5 | |
1400745826 | 1400802071 | t3_266z1e | t5_2to41 | 17 | charharhar: TIFU by chasing a dog while it was shitting.
Ok this didn't happen today but I figured it was worth sharing. A quick background before I get to what happened. I was in college at the time living in a two story house with two other guys. One of my roommates decided to adopt a puppy after discussing with me a... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1400754040 | 1400810198 | t3_267593 | t5_2to41 | 30 | cdduncan: TIFU by drying off with a towel covered in fire ants. (NSFW)
This happened two days ago. I am an ESL teacher in Thailand. I live in a small studio apartment. I had just left school, and I was in my apartment, trimming my head with some clippers. I finished cutting my hair and hopped in the shower to rinse off... | 3 | 10 | |
1400755338 | 1400758145 | t3_2676ai | t5_2to41 | 58 | throwthetifu: TIFU By getting drunk and hiring an "escort."..... That was the wrong escort.
Well, I don't know where to start with back story but I guess where things start to mesh with the title is the best place.
I work at a well known privately owned restaurant in the city that I live in.
I'm the exec chef, (25 year... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1400758345 | 1401223762 | t3_2678ux | t5_2to41 | 238 | littledude565: TIFU by accidentally taking a sleeping pill before an exam
So, I was sitting at my desk reading through some notes and thought I better take my hay fever tablets which are usually right beside me. It wasn't until I remembered well after taking the pill that I put them in my bag the other day ... so I loo... | 4 | 59.5 |
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