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1400449778 | 1400456338 | t3_25w4lh | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking marijuana the previous night.
This happened last night, but I'll post it anyways.
So I decided to transfer to the university in my hometown because it's much cheaper for me to attend and has a better program for actuarial students like myself. Near the end of the Spring semester from my othe... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1400449789 | 1400459076 | t3_25w4mb | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by waking up and immediately sneezing violently, thus slipping a disc in my back.
As soon as I opened my eyes this morning I immediately had to sneeze (which is probably what woke me up in the first place), so I sneezed really hard and I immediately felt a shot of pain in the middle of my back like I'd ... | 7 | 7 | |
1400455804 | 1400539948 | t3_25wd5r | t5_2to41 | 79 | nyle9009: TIFU by being nice and trying to give a little boy my extra carnival tickets
Wow. This just happened like thirty minutes ago and I still cant believe it happen. So I'm with a couple of friends (We're high school students) at a local carnival. Its a big carnival my school throws every year to raise money for t... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1400454266 | 1400490387 | t3_25wb2j | t5_2to41 | 22 | ItsDeichmann: TIFU borrowing my friend's mother's phone that had cloudsaving (pretty lengthy).
I've been using a really old phone for ages and finally I got to borrow a new phone from my friend's mother. I was in ecstacy; it was a joyous experience for me. Anyway, I wasn't smart enough to do a factory reset and all tha... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1400456599 | 1400466570 | t3_25we8f | t5_2to41 | 5 | BulgarianWakeUp: TIFU by getting woken up Bulgarian Style.
So I've been backpacking through Europe for a week and I needed a midpoint destination between Italy and Germany. My travel buddy and I decided to head to Ljubljana (LUBE-LEE-ANNA), Slovenia (?). I'm drunk right now. We booked a bus from Florence to Slovenia... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1400448791 | 1400535661 | t3_25w35k | t5_2to41 | 10 | XxEppulJecksxX: TIFU by drinking piss
It was the weekend, and a annoying friend of my brother and I was wanting to come since we live close together and we were in no mood to hangout. My brother faked drunk by peeing into a empty tequila bottle to try and make the friend go away. The piss looked exactly like tequila an... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1400454248 | 1400459687 | t3_25wb1n | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not registering for NSO on time.
domesticadventures: NSO?
ChainsawFreeFall: Netherlands Space Office,
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>__NSO__ or __Nso__ ... | 4 | 1 | |
1400462998 | 1400511244 | t3_25wmv5 | t5_2to41 | 1,908 | BreatheR-: TIFU by rolling over on my morning wood.
I rolled over on my morning wood. This was greeted by a loud pop followed by extreme pain that lasted for about 15 minutes. After the pain subsided, it began to swell....and swell...I decided that since I was not having any problems urinating, and it no longer hurt, I... | 12 | 159 | |
1400462743 | 1400472410 | t3_25wmjn | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not citing my sources correctly on the AP world history DBQ AP test last thursday.
As I was cleaning my room up today, I stumbled across a few in class DBQ's. I was looking through them and realized that I had cited them differently than I remembered during the AP test. For example, on the AP test,... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1400465569 | 1400471020 | t3_25wncf | t5_2to41 | 17 | Payjamas: Well the person who the phone's name is under (my mom) can access all of the data my phone has used not on WiFi. So all she has to do is just go to the store and pick up the sheet of all my data.
Which she does. Weekly.
NeetSnoh: Who do you have for phone service? I'm pretty sure this is impossible because ... | 9 | 1.888889 | |
1400463599 | 1400533648 | t3_25wnol | t5_2to41 | 56 | H2O-Water-H2O: TIFU: Using a stapler
Okay so today I was at work. I work in a department store as a cashier so I get a LOT time to just standing around and do nothing. So today I was doing nothing and I saw a stapler so I grabbed it and started playing around with it and looking at it closely and figured out everything... | 4 | 14 | |
1400468041 | 1400552690 | t3_25wtpn | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwawaytif: TIFU from an acid flashback/panic attack.
Warning, this is going to be quite long.
Hello /r/TIFU, Today I fucked up. I'm 17 years old, and I recently got a job at McDonalds. This friday me and a few friends did LSD, it was a blissful experience even though I only took 1 tab, it was extremely strong. I on... | 4 | 1 | |
1400463944 | 1400471528 | t3_25wo66 | t5_2to41 | 117 | Herpinder: TIFU by letting a dog eat shit.
This happened to a close friend of mine that I worked with at the doggy day care. Client's would leave their dogs at the daycare while they went to work, much like an ordinary daycare.
As many of you know, some dogs are notorious for eating other dog's shit, especially golden... | 4 | 29.25 | |
1400469080 | 1401854343 | t3_25wv1o | t5_2to41 | 743 | tragicmalfeasance: TIFU by having sex with my drunk neighbor who knocked on the door at 2.30am
ON Friday night, I went to bed at 1am, drunk and rolling (and probably a little horny), and was woken suddenly, in the same state but more bleary, by a persistent knocking on the back door. I went to the door and this beautif... | 25 | 29.72 | |
1400466373 | 1400509234 | t3_25wrgu | t5_2to41 | 3 | Jeb1332: TIFU by dropping an iPhone
This literally happened 2 minutes ago... TIFU. Long story short I was going to be sending my iPhone 5 in for warranty repair/replacement. Was just carrying it from my desk to my kitchen so I would remember it in the morning and I dropped it and it shattered horrendously. First time I... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1400469333 | 1400484444 | t3_25wvcq | t5_2to41 | 10 | Kolkhoz: TIFU by drunk driving into a fence.
I was house sitting for some friends and getting drunk like any other time when I had the brilliant idea to do a lap around the block for my upcoming driving test. 12PM at Night and I'm pretty drunk. I get into the car and realize that I have no idea how to drive a standard ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1400469083 | 1400506329 | t3_25wv1s | t5_2to41 | 26 | trientis: TIFU by drinking out of the wrong cup
So I was at a family party and I went to talk to my moms friend. When I came back to my table all my family members where gone talking to other people and I picked up "my" drink and started drinking it tasted kind of weird but I was really thirsty.
I kept drinking it and ... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1400492317 | 1401014555 | t3_25wzjv | t5_2to41 | 14 | GeeksAnatomyHugo: What does that stand for?
ThrowAwayForFap115: Doesn't matter, had sex?
GeeksAnatomyHugo: Oh right thanks for clarrifying :)
DymnBoy: It means TIFU + a brag. Brag doesn't stand for anything it just literally means the word brag. A synonym for it would be boast :L So the post in simple would be " Today ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1400469905 | 1400484484 | t3_25ww3d | t5_2to41 | 35 | zippityboo: TIFU by liking a movie on Facebook without realizing that that it showed a picture of a woman getting doggystyled for the cover.
I've always avoided Facebook. I finally made one, to join a Facebook group in my area, which I recently moved to. So most of my friends on Facebook are not people that I know very... | 5 | 7 | |
1400472182 | 1400482085 | t3_25wz0n | t5_2to41 | 19 | GotPainfulshits: TIFU by eating too much hot stuff at once
This happened yesterday actually not today but close enough.
I BBQed and roasted some jalapeños over a low heat with my food. This really brings out the heat in the peppers in case you don't know this. Next, I mixed 2 different kinds of hot sauces together ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1400472295 | 1400637635 | t3_25wz5e | t5_2to41 | 504 | IAMAfortunecookieAMA: TIFU by knifing my laundry.
I accidentally left a little pocketknife in my pants pocket when I did my laundry. It opened itself up in the spin cycle and cut holes in all my clothes...
markdesign: Try it on first. It might look fashionable.
TrimPampano: Who knows maybe they will be the next big a... | 5 | 100.8 | |
1400479714 | 1400493855 | t3_25x740 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by wrongly assuming an Asian family was going to see Godzilla
I work concessions at a movie theater and we were having a rush at the time for what I assumed was Godzilla as it came out this weekend. Anyway I had an Asian family, probably 6 people, come and start ordering. Trying to be friendly and strik... | 3 | 7 | |
1400481738 | 1400535073 | t3_25x8zs | t5_2to41 | 42 | drewdude44: TIFU By telling a little girl she probably doesn't have a dad.
So I'm a pizza delivery driver and I ended up delivering to a shitty part of town. When I got there, this little girl ran to the door with her mom. Her mom was probably in her early 20's. The little girl was just talking away like little kids ... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1400480375 | 1400539873 | t3_25x7qu | t5_2to41 | 14 | MWizzle: TIFU by accidentally helping somebody steal a bike
Basically the university where i study at has a underground bike park which allows you to securely store your bike while you are at classes and requires a swipe card to access, every card swiped is monitored,
Now even though this is more secure than leaving ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1400485123 | 1400553466 | t3_25xc0m | t5_2to41 | 21 | julianlau: TIFU by returning the same compliment at the gym
I started working out 4-5 times a week in mid-2012 (at the time I graduated). Unnecessary to mention, I changed a lot in my physical appearance.
While I had a really good relationship to the folks in my class, I haven't had any contact with them since 2012 (e... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1400487060 | 1400491615 | t3_25xdjo | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU by ramming a toothbrush into my tonsils.
Fresh out of the shower, smelled like a flower.
Gotta make 'em teeth shining, full of power.
But well. I slipped on the tiles, rammed the toothbrush into my tonsils, and had to spit "some" blood.
I have to be honest, this happened about 6 days ago. I didn't go t... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1400482860 | 1400493252 | t3_25xa1i | t5_2to41 | 11 | tyrocantus: TIFU by Shitting and Coughing at the same time.
I am a very asthmatic individual, and I usually have a serious attack once a year or so do to various causes. this happened to me last week, and hit me hard, coughing up chunks of mucus and the like. I am taking some strong cough medicine, because i cant sle... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1400484663 | 1400530281 | t3_25xbmx | t5_2to41 | 42 | LDawg618: TIFU by teaching a class of fourth graders the word "dix" in French.
This happened about 5 years ago but I didn't have Reddit then. I was an education major and doing my field hours by helping out with math in a fourth grade class. For some reason the teacher found out I spoke French and wanted me to teach th... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1400482653 | 1400524663 | t3_25x9ub | t5_2to41 | 4 | freedomcominthrough: TIFU by almost getting run over by a lunatic b/c friend had kicked over his leftover coffee
Well not really my fuck up but anyways.
A couple of years back, me and 2 friends (we'll call them G and H) met up at my HS after classes were over. We then decided to walk to another HS which was relatively... | 4 | 1 | |
1400500930 | 1400540330 | t3_25xo86 | t5_2to41 | 6 | hks9: TIFU by having about 30 high school guys hunt me down
This was a year or so back, when i was a senior in high school. I went to mesquite high in gilbert arizona a suburb of the phoenix metro area. I recently ran into a buddy of mine i hadnt seen since jr high and he invited me to this party which i didnt really k... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1400501886 | 1400536338 | t3_25xp4l | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by rear ending a cadillac escalade in my Prius. I was distracted by the car accident that happened on the other side of the highway
So basically the title says it all. I was driving in traffic northbound when I saw an accident that had occurred in the southbound lanes. Traffic was bad so we weren't goin... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1400503263 | 1400585103 | t3_25xqhe | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU, thought deadline was like all others.
It is the 20th of May right now, 12:22 am. I have just finished making my Reddit account (best and fastest sign-up process ever!) and 10 minutes ago ( would be 12:12 am ) I had submitted my assignment online when I found out the difficult way that it was due in 2 h... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1400484626 | 1400527260 | t3_25xblk | t5_2to41 | 32 | melacs: TIFU by hitting on another woman in front of my wife
Didn't happen today, but you know how it goes.
I was at a party and drank quite a lot with some other people from my University (am a graduate student). My wife was at another party with her friends (all girls). After my party ended I decided to change places... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1400505736 | 1400512771 | t3_25xtg3 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving an incognito tab open on my phone...
...and no, it's not what you think; it looked a whole lot worse.
This happened on Saturday.
I'm married, but I've always been digital friends with one of my ex's (facebook, rare texts like 'happy birthday', etc.). It has never been a problem. My wife doe... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1400508354 | 1400529801 | t3_25xwtu | t5_2to41 | 181 | KymeraDot: TIFU masturbating with an ass plug after a shit (NSFW)
As it says...
Needed to shit, so I did. Afterwards felt the need to have a good ol' shlick and I remembered my parents having an anal toy (plug/beads, dunno) so I decided to 'borrow' it. They are on holiday so I know they won't be back for a while there... | 12 | 15.083333 | |
1400509896 | 1400516401 | t3_25xyzg | t5_2to41 | 9 | meekster15: TIFU by taking a multivitamin
This happened a few days ago, but anyway I was out with my girlfriend, and we were eating breakfast. I brought a long a pack of nutritional vitamin supplements that I got for my birthday. Well I tried taking the whole food multivitamin first and it got lodged in my throat, so I... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1400510383 | 1400628296 | t3_25xzpb | t5_2to41 | 89 | fanzybellz: TIFU by dropping my laptop off a 6 metre tall structure
I didnt think through the physics of leaving an unevenly balanced bag on a brick wall of a bridge and my laptop and phone were severely damaged. I am a student with no money and I am ridiculously sad about it.
TSengy: I know it's handy stuff to have, b... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1400512810 | 1400520196 | t3_25y14v | t5_2to41 | -1 | Theamazingawesome: He wasn't standing on his own, I was behind him and supporting him, just unlucky I guess
jux74p0se: you were not unlucky. you were irresponsible.
darthjammer224: theres nothing wrong with teaching a young kid gun safety, the sooner the better, but yeah a handgun of that caliber, even though you tho... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1400513218 | 1400526422 | t3_25y3zr | t5_2to41 | 29 | Erebos_Rex: TIFU pissing in the shower
I'm so tired it's not even funny I have no idea, I went to bed at the same time I always do but I was just groggy and tired when I woke that morning. I go to the bathroom and walk into the bathtub to turn on the water and then I realize I haven't taken a Piss yet. So half awake me... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1400516679 | 1400517347 | t3_25y9jh | t5_2to41 | 4 | TIFUthrowaway12: TIFU by not speaking to *that* girl on the train.
__STIG__: Its not so much of a fuck up, but just a lack of confidence. Next time you see that girl, talk to her op. She will either talk to you and you potentially have a chance and or new friend? Or if she doesnt talk to you and completely ignores you... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1400505857 | 1400522822 | t3_25xtkw | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: tifu by farting and followed through
So I have been of work in for a few days now and because of this my mum makes me tea to try and help with my sickness. What I didn't realise is that she was trying a new recipe mixing many herbs and spices into one dish. I was not satisfied with my tea in the first place,... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1400513141 | 1400526339 | t3_25y3vd | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening a PowerPoint Presention
So we're having a project and my good buddy comes over to my place so we can work on it together. We start working on the project and start to digress halfway and end up cracking jokes and what not. Anyway as we wrap up the work and save it, we find that the file was n... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1400504610 | 1400582095 | t3_25xryf | t5_2to41 | 12 | KeyLordAU: TIFU by putting being an impatient fool and putting my last beer in the freezer.
Basically as the title says. I got home today, and realised I only had a single beer left, sitting in my room. So I put it in the freezer to quench my thirst a little sooner.
When I came back to it a while later, I got it and o... | 3 | 4 | |
1400518651 | 1400598683 | t3_25ycqo | t5_2to41 | 4,401 | linty2: TIFU by accidentally getting high before my AP tests
So, I was on my way to take some AP tests and better my future and get college credit. It just so happens to be one of my friends birthdays, and he asks if I would like a brownie. I like brownies. I ate his brownie. Well, it was a special brownie, made with e... | 17 | 258.882353 | |
1400494960 | 1400520055 | t3_25xj8u | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being ill
So happened yesterday but still dealing with consequences.
So this weekend has been awesome for weather in Britain - it's been hot hot hot!
At the same time my body decided to be a bastard and I came down with a vicious cold on Friday - meant I was sent home from work (work as a doc so yo... | 3 | 2 | |
1400520477 | 1400522941 | t3_25yfpy | t5_2to41 | 5 | 1stAchaeon: TIFU by not checking my phones google settings.. slightly [ NSFW]
So today I was feeling the need for a quick wank, so I downloaded some pictures on my phone as I went to the bathroom to get things taken care of.
As I was extracting the files (it was in a zip file apparently) so I could put them into my "... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1400522259 | 1400862538 | t3_25yiud | t5_2to41 | 943 | [deleted]: TIFU by having loud, drunk sex with a girl I barely know at my parents' house. They promptly kicked me out.
Let me preface this by saying that I'm 23 years old and still live with my parents. I know, I'm a loser.
I was at the game one of the Pacers vs. Heat Eastern Conference Finals. After we won, this gir... | 17 | 55.470588 | |
1400522795 | 1400532838 | t3_25yjqk | t5_2to41 | 30 | LavastormSW: TIFU by not reading the weather forecast and then going out for lunch.
I left to bike to work today at 8:30ish and it was misting. Started drizzling on my way to work and didn't think much of it. I get there and it's still raining, so I'm hoping that it'll let up by lunch time. Unfortunately, it didn't. It... | 5 | 6 | |
1400520793 | 1400530144 | t3_25yg9q | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a smoke break.
I work the overnight shift. It's a great shift, mainly because I'm the only one there at that time so I can pretty much do whatever I want.
Last night, I started by filling the water jug for the humidifier. It's a 5 gallon jug and takes about 8 minutes to fill. Instead of just... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1400521657 | 1400615742 | t3_25yhtb | t5_2to41 | 17 | Millsself: TIFU by crapping myself at gym, slightly NSFW
This happened a while back, i was probably about 14/15,i'm coming 17 now so a while back;
so first a little background knowledge. I have the hairiest legs/ass ever (male just in case you're wondering), something that doesn't really bother me, however if anyone ... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1400522606 | 1400529494 | t3_25yjfc | t5_2to41 | 35 | WhiteLightningSC: TIFU and asked out my recently promoted boss
So I always kind of liked this one girl that I worked with but never felt like I should ask her out because we work together. Recently she got a promotion that put her up as the person who does half of my schedeule. This still hasn't really hit me that she ... | 7 | 5 | |
1400524634 | 1400598500 | t3_25ymsf | t5_2to41 | 959 | mgeister: TIFU by asking a strange French woman if I could fuck her
I was in France and my French wasn't very good. I was trying to be polite and do that French thing where you kiss someone, even a stranger, a few times on the cheek. I was being even politer by asking their permission to do so (which was stupid) so I s... | 11 | 87.181818 | |
1400524826 | 1400600618 | t3_25yn4n | t5_2to41 | 11 | TIFUtaw: TIFU my getting my girlfriend pregnant.
Throwaway for this.
Well, today my girlfriend texted saying that she had a test become positive.
I do not know when it happened, we always had safe sex. Plot twist, we're under 18, both of us.
Our parents do not know yet, and damn it's gonna be a rude one.
I'm lost,... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1400524743 | 1400529255 | t3_25yn03 | t5_2to41 | 34 | spring_azure: TIFU by crying at my friends' wedding
I am a complete and utter asshole, and I'm so afraid that my friends hate me now. It's long, so preliminary TL;DR: I'm a depressed asshole and spent my friends' wedding reception hiding in the woods and crying.
This actually happened on Saturday, and I'm only just no... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1400525479 | 1400545630 | t3_25yo8v | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling someone I "did" their mother.
You know how it is. You have perfect timing for a joke so crack one.
Turns out she is dead.
I literally feel like the scum of the earth, and rightfully so. I guess he knew I had no idea because he was right back to smiling after.
paxenb: As someone who lost a ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1400528533 | 1400557667 | t3_25ytjs | t5_2to41 | 28 | Wellooops: TIFU by posting pics of me and my secret gf on facebook
My gf and I work together in the same place. Our workplace is incredibly gossipy and full of drama so when we got together we agreed to keep it secret.
There is this other woman at my work who has taken a strong liking in me. When she discovered that s... | 4 | 7 | |
1400530220 | 1400531492 | t3_25ywaq | t5_2to41 | 31 | Daisyhead: TIFU by being honest with a co-worker.
I work in an office environment - a smallish corner of a courthouse. I work closely 4 other people. They're all women, and all but one of them are a lot older than me. Two of them are way too social for me to care for. Always talking to someone. They can be "D" and... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1400516631 | 1400532402 | t3_25y9gc | t5_2to41 | 52 | ConorN93: TIFU by playing Russian roulette with my underwear and losing.
Story begins here children.
For the past few days I've been suffering quite a bit with IBS, so I took some laxatives to try alleviate this, this was a couple of days ago.
Well everything is moving along just fine a few days later again so I as... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1400530211 | 1400710940 | t3_25ywab | t5_2to41 | 93 | cantdothisany_more: TIFU by swallowing my great aunt's ashes
A few years ago, my great aunt passed away. To honor her life we organized a huge weekend-long party in her name, rather than a dreary funeral. Two days of revelry culminated into my entire family gathering out on a boat, each with a small bag of her ashes. O... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1400526624 | 1400642218 | t3_25yq7w | t5_2to41 | 21 | R4gingT4co: TIFU by drinking cola that definitely wasn't cola.
Important preface: not me, my friend. Not today, a week ago today. LWMFFU.
Sitting upstairs in the backstage shop where we build props and stuff for performances in our school's auditorium, my friend I were hanging out and talking, because there is _litera... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1400532027 | 1400573616 | t3_25yz28 | t5_2to41 | 654 | spicedvagina: TIFU by masturbating [NSFW]
I like to grow/keep herbs and spices etc. Today was the day I was to dry out my Scotch Bonnet peppers. I know right, I must be fun at parties.
As I was casually chopping away, ignoring the packet's 'HANDLE PEPPERS WITH GLOVES' warning, I was thinking about the pretty damn good... | 7 | 93.428571 | |
1400508871 | 1400533844 | t3_25xxin | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheSicks: TIFU by losing track of time
This is about a friend, not me. But it's still a good TIFU.
A (f) friend was at her (m) friends house watching movies. It gets a little late - 12pm.
Three doorbell rings and (f) goes to answer it.
It's (m) girlfriend, and she drops her jacket as soon as the door opens.
Butt.... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1400531526 | 1400539818 | t3_25yy9g | t5_2to41 | 3 | soparamens: TIFU by subscribing to this sub
lostdeceiver: Better now than when you have actual work to do, right?
JonasBrosSuck: what did he say?
lostdeceiver: Something about wanting to stop redditing at work,
but now that he found this sub he wants to read all of the fuck ups.
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1400537107 | 1400541238 | t3_25z7t0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to my high school reunion.
So a little bit of background, I graduated high school 1 year ago and I was not the most social guy around, I went through weight loss recently and some of the girls that I never had a chance with had recently given me more attention so I wanted to give it a shot with... | 3 | 2 | |
1400537366 | 1400548569 | t3_25z882 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to run across some train tracks and getting caught.
I was running across because it was faster, there is no other reason and to be honest I've been doing it for years (just not at this location) and thought nothing of it. Today was different though and I should have thought about it a bit long... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1400537314 | 1400540113 | t3_25z853 | t5_2to41 | 13 | That_Vegan_Wendigo: TIFU by asking my best friend out.
We had been great friends for a lengthy period of time, and I absolutely adore her. I find her to be amazing and am infatuated with her. I have never been closer to anyone or more comfortable with anyone ever in my life, which is odd considering how many long-term ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1400539573 | 1400596214 | t3_25zbov | t5_2to41 | 19 | supraman1994: TIFU by telling a girl who just wanted to "have fun" no.
I've been talking to a girl lately that is awesome, super sexy and exactly the kind of girl i like (she even sent me some nudes). I'm in the Air Force, I'm getting out soon and headed back to Washington State (currently living in San Antonio, TX) wh... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1400540457 | 1400551147 | t3_25zd3c | t5_2to41 | 81 | Nolajedi: TIFU by punching my 10 year old nephew in the head.
So, I'm a 23 year old male and sometimes my brother asks me to watch my nephew when he's off of school since I work 12 hour shifts at a chemical plant and have a really flexible schedule. So I get off at 4am and arrive at my brothers place at 4:45ish. I figu... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1400541014 | 1400609855 | t3_25zdys | t5_2to41 | 43 | NotAHattifattener: TIFU by accidentally showing my coworkers a fisting dildo on my phone
TIFU. I read this thread last night :
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/25shfm/i_work_for_amazon_at_one_of_their_largest/
... and naturally this morning over breakfast thought it was appropriate to find and show my husband t... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1400540110 | 1400685115 | t3_25zcjg | t5_2to41 | 8 | HooksFourHands: TIFU by having coffee and sauerkraut
I'm in the middle of moving and just spent three days sleeping on somebody's kitchen floor. Today I had to haul all my stuff back across town, so I decided to actually go out and get something to eat so I'd have some energy after spending the last few days subsisting... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1400540830 | 1400565276 | t3_25zdo6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | ISuckAtLif3Throwaway: TIFU by Pooping my pants on my way to work
TLDR: Title
So today i woke up at my usual 8:00 to go to my internship a shity company, i normally have until 8:30 to leave, since i need to get into the bus at 8:40 and it's around a 7min walk. So i usually try to everything as fast possible in the morn... | 4 | 4 | |
1400543143 | 1400565062 | t3_25zh9a | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my best friend I'm in love with him.
He didn't say anything back. I should've known better, but I'd rather say it then keep hiding it for another five years. Now I'm stuck in a foreign country with him for another week, totally dependent on him, so that fucking sucks. I had deluded myself int... | 3 | 1 | |
1400545374 | 1400564759 | t3_25zkrh | t5_2to41 | 75 | snelfie: TIFU by masturbating in my room without covers
So to describe the situation a little bit, I alone live in a bachelor suite in the basement of my landlords house. When I sat down and decided to start whacking it, my landlords were out so I felt pretty comfortable to be butt naked. I heard some noise after I was... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1400543730 | 1400601245 | t3_25zi73 | t5_2to41 | 41 | unicornofseduction: TIFU by finding where the bunnies went....with the lawn mower (NSFW)
Yup. So a couple weeks ago we discovered a momma bunny and some babbys were living in our garden, saw the fur around their hole and could see them down there. Our cat and dog had already terrorized them apparently so we decided the... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1400545924 | 1400657745 | t3_25zlmd | t5_2to41 | 192 | AWOLsiren: TIFU by going down on a guy I like.
Last night I was a with a guy I really like . We'd had a few drinks and soon enough the fooling around began (this is not the first time we've gotten friendly). I was nice and toasty; tipsy but nowhere near nauseous or *drunk* drunk. Anyways I get to going down on him, and... | 15 | 12.8 | |
1400547558 | 1400599322 | t3_25zo6j | t5_2to41 | 6 | my_throwaway792: TIFU by shaving ignorantly
[Semi-NSFW, sorry, on my phone, so not sure how to set it as so.]
So, gonna start out by saying I am 15 and male. Kinda a late-bloomer, so I just started shaving in January of this year. Not every day, but often enough to feel like I know what I'm doing.
I decided to give ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1400550200 | 1400550828 | t3_25zs5h | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost burning my kid to death
So the other day, my kid (4 months) was sleeping so my SO and I decided to play some Boarderlands 2. That day we has moved a bunch of stuff from the living room into the bedroom (our tv, our xbox, and a few other baby related things) for convenience sake. He set up the ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1400550010 | 1400634085 | t3_25zrw1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Perplexed_Narwhal: TIFU by leaving my dirtbike on an open path and getting it stolen
I was out at this reservoir near my neighborhood with my friend today and things took a turn for the worst. I just recently started going down to this spot with a few of my friends with my dirtbike. We were taking turns doing a loop ar... | 3 | 2 | |
1400539754 | 1400796514 | t3_25zbyy | t5_2to41 | 24 | fischerandfischer: TIFU by damaging a customer's car at my valet company.
I work as a valet dude for The Mayo Clinic and as our day ends, we stage the cars at the front so the customers can easily pick up their cars. I do this at the end of every shift, four days a week. Today, I was backing the car up into it's respec... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1400552787 | 1400565067 | t3_25zw5c | t5_2to41 | 18 | eratru: TIFU by pirating too much
Little background, I'm a modern pirate and won't apologize for doing so. That being said, my internet provider doesn't share the same views as me. So I my mother was sent copyright infringement notices, three times. The latest one was for Agents of SHIELD. The funny part, is that I jus... | 3 | 6 | |
1400553939 | 1400622977 | t3_25zxxo | t5_2to41 | 23 | FriendlyMurder: TIFU by petting stray kittens
I went on a bike ride around my neighborhood and just as I get to a hilly part, I see two kitties chilling on the side walk. "Thank god I can rest from this hill and pet some cats." I hop off my bike and the cats walk right up to me!! I pick one up, but it jumps out of my h... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1400553984 | 1400638327 | t3_25zy02 | t5_2to41 | 78 | Jockrock: TIFU by having a blue tooth surround sound speaker system in my living room.
My wife was having friends over for a "girls get together". She had me play music with my phone over the blue tooth system in our living room. Little bit layer I was getting pretty bored so I went off my room. After a little browsing... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1400555741 | 1400896786 | t3_2600ne | t5_2to41 | 14 | Arpikarhu: TIFU- i drenched my mother and had to apologize to EMTs
so this just happened:
i went downstairs to help my 87 year old mother in law into bed.She is a paraplegic and needs help transferring from her lazyboy into her chair and then into bed. My wife usually does this but she is out of town this week. i walk... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1400555652 | 1400635907 | t3_2600hp | t5_2to41 | 99 | DassHenneZ: TIFU by trying to make deep-fried cheesecake filled strawberries
So, right now, I'm about 8 1/2 months (34 weeks) pregnant. Most food looks insanely delicious in an "omg must eat this NOOOOWWWWWW" kind of way.
My husband and I were house-sitting for my parents, and I saw a recipe for cheesecake filled stra... | 8 | 12.375 | |
1400543431 | 1400687996 | t3_25zhqf | t5_2to41 | 5 | Butt_Goblin: TIFU by taking what I thought was LSD
Well reddit, I fucked up pretty bad. Admittedly, it was last night actually. I bought acid from a dealer who I had previously bought from and decided to take it that night. My parents were home but I thought I could handle it without them noticing, considering I've tak... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1400551820 | 1400565626 | t3_25zunz | t5_2to41 | 38 | Ize_done_goofed: TIFU Parents saw sexy texts...
Throw away if not obvious, but today was the inevitable when my parents read my texts.
So I've been dating my GF for the past 13 months, and the past few months we've gotten increasingly sexy, just texts, occasional arousing call/facetime, but mostly descriptio... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1400559319 | 1400633697 | t3_2605ku | t5_2to41 | 378 | monsterman7: TIFU by being lazy (NSFW)
So some background info before I start. I game alot and enjoy talking to the people I play with on skype and even some other friends I know while doing so. However I hate having to alt+tab every time I get a call from my friends. So, as lazy as I am, I enabled skype auto call acce... | 5 | 75.6 | |
1400564505 | 1400615755 | t3_260bfl | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally making a typo in an email address when sending a copy of my passport and social security card.
I was sending to a fedex store to print...typed the correct store number but wrong domain, to a gmail account...sigh.
Reversi8: More than likely that email address doesn't exist anyway and you ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1400566948 | 1400569740 | t3_260dv4 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping a laptop
... on my face. So now my mouth is bleeding on the inside. I was in bed (redditing.. what else) when I adjusted myself from a sitting position to a laying down one, lifted my laptop (Macbook Air).. and promptly lost my grip. The edge of the laptop landed on my lip and cut the inside... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1400569307 | 1400570558 | t3_260g1s | t5_2to41 | 6 | ziahlord: TIFU by taking a dump in the girls bathroom...
Ok, so here's what happened. I was taking calculus test for my 4th period it was my last period of the day. I realized from the beginning of that class I felt as if I had the urge to use the bathroom; though I know it was my last period I thought I should just pu... | 3 | 2 | |
1400568317 | 1400644126 | t3_260f5b | t5_2to41 | 6 | semma333: TIFU by choosing to walk instead of drive
So I'm a 25 year old girl who lives in a suburb in the greater Los Angeles area. It's a nice neighborhood, I live across the street from a school. I'm watching True Detective and I decide I want to go get a pack of cigarettes. As I'm leaving, I paused at the gate and ... | 3 | 2 | |
1400567936 | 1400627920 | t3_260et3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | chesterfeildsofa: TIFU by taking my 18 month old to visit her grandma in the nursing home (long)
TL;DR: she was in the home and we would wake people up when we went to see her late at night, so even though they didn't complain about it and had a legit reason for sending her home, the nursing home decided to stop being ... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1400574250 | 1400575795 | t3_260k1r | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by fcking my friends ex
So, I just broke up with my girlfriend. A good friend of mine told me to hook up with a girl because it would ease the pain. So i went to a bar that night when suddenly the ex of my friend started twerking (she can bc she's black) around my crotch. No problem with that. Next morn... | 3 | 2 | |
1400576130 | 1400629657 | t3_260lfz | t5_2to41 | 4,691 | Proawaytext: TIFU by telling my mother, girlfriend and 18 year old sister about visiting a prostitute.
This happened on Saturday night but I still haven't faced any consequences; I don't see my family very often but next time we speak it WILL be brought up. Throwaway for obvious reasons. Here goes:
I was out with my r... | 14 | 335.071429 | |
1400580112 | 1400626802 | t3_260oju | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being able find her opening
A booty call called me over and we proceeded to do our thing. Halfway through, we transitioned to doggy position. I spent about 2 minutes in the dark, drunk trying to find her opening and ended up not finding it. She goes on to then declare that the mood has been kille... | 4 | 23 | |
1400585021 | 1400617059 | t3_260q7q | t5_2to41 | 32 | autowikibot: #####	
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Section 24. [**United Kingdom**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_regarding_incest#United_Kingdom) of article [**Laws regarding incest**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws%20regarding%20incest): [](#sfw)
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>Incest is illegal in [Scotland](https:... | 13 | 2.461538 | |
1400573206 | 1400715314 | t3_260j7o | t5_2to41 | 14 | masterrbc: TIFU and somehow burnt flour
I live in Australia and I'm in my last year of school; year 12. I am currently doing 3 Certificates, one of them is a Cert II in Hospitality.
Today we were cooking soufflés and I'm a good cook, just I'm not one for reading instructions and prefer to go off memory. So I got to c... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1400595432 | 1400718088 | t3_26152x | t5_2to41 | 1,138 | aoifjsdio: TIFU by having a 7 month pregnant wife
Context: My job requires me to meet/get to know customers, seeing them on a reasonably regular basis. I was with a customer just before I quit my old job and we were not getting along at all, very cold, dry conversation. The customer was a mother who kept talking about ... | 16 | 71.125 | |
1400596033 | 1400627429 | t3_2615zo | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting in my girlfriend's bed
After our date (Mexican restaurant), gf and I went back to her place. After watching a movie we went to her room for some "special time" (that's what she calls it lol) and then we fell aslepp. She woke me up in the middle of the night and sad she thinks the dog probabl... | 6 | 7 | |
1400596716 | 1400599333 | t3_26171p | t5_2to41 | 6 | Luder714: Made a horrible mistake at work TIFU
c_rivett: Oh how horrible, for all involved. Did your friend call the family back to correct the error?
Luder714: Yes, it was corrected, but wow...
c_rivett: I'm sure he feels awful. Hopefully he won't lose his job. Mistakes happen.
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