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1400163503 | 1400775169 | t3_25mkkw | t5_2to41 | 147 | the_dinks: New mods, new rules, same old TIFU
Hello faithful fucker-upers,
We, the mods, have been very pleased with the seamless transition of our subreddit to its inclusion in the default set. Since we've become a default subreddit, we've added **more than 72,000 subscribers**! And that's just the beginning. However... | 5 | 29.4 | |
1400122758 | 1400204430 | t3_25lgdc | t5_2to41 | 23 | WhizKidThrowaway: TIFU by striking out with a girl, pissing on my best man, and questioning his sexuality.
I'm taking the T in TIFU to mean "Then" because this story happened now over a decade ago, but dammit, I just found this subreddit, so step off my dick.
Anyway:
In the spring of the year of our lord 2003 I was b... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1400174341 | 1400190943 | t3_25n21n | t5_2to41 | 483 | Scaryfables: TIFU by having a foursome
So this technically happened around 4 months ago or so, but the story starts out me, my friend we will call "J", his girlfriend we will call "M" and my other friend we will call "G". All of us were hanging around the apartment, getting extremely drunk on a Saturday night, watching... | 8 | 60.375 | |
1400177145 | 1400270907 | t3_25n6yf | t5_2to41 | 102 | wildliferectum: TIFU "Accident" during second gig with new band
I'm 30 years old and my life is in tatters. My wife of 3 years left me, I’ve been kicked out of the band (I'm a drummer). I had recently joined a rock band that was playing at a bar downtown. This was my second gig (and my last) and I really wanted this pe... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1400179442 | 1400190172 | t3_25navd | t5_2to41 | 128 | Giles_Durane: TIFU by forgetting where I left my sex toy
TIFU big time. I was cleaning out my room for university to move to another site and my mother was visiting. We were going through things and just bagging them up (she is awesome) so it would be less effort in the morning when I would have to move to the next loc... | 7 | 18.285714 | |
1400189941 | 1400462157 | t3_25nsw6 | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn with my parents downstairs.
So I was home today, doing the usual shit. Browsing reddit, watching a bit of Netflix etc etc. All of a sudden I get super horny. I pull up pornhub and search for a video. Now, I'm one of those people that opens up a whole bunch of threads for a "read later" ... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1400194357 | 1400265817 | t3_25nzrq | t5_2to41 | 228 | stgeek: TIFU by making a reference on my AP Exam
This was yesterday, and while it may not be as horrible as some of the other things I've seen on here, it's a big enough fuck up for me to be worth posting here.
Yesterday was the national day for taking the United States History Exam. It consists of 55 minutes on an 80... | 5 | 45.6 | |
1400195364 | 1400289362 | t3_25o1b8 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my mom I wouldn't miss her
I'm going to college soon and my mom asked if I would miss home or my family once I head off. I fucked up by telling her no, I wouldn't. I'm a child of a divorced family and I've spent weeks apart from either of my parents so getting homesick or missing people doesn... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1400200733 | 1400201856 | t3_25o9d8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my favorite YouTuber, UberHaxorNova ,a prick for a choice he made in TWD, and he responded
So, I've been subbed for quite awhile now, and recently my comments have been staying uptop for some reason. Imagine my reaction when he tells me to "get off my high horse". fuck
lowfrolsd: It's a video... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1400202312 | 1400228606 | t3_25obld | t5_2to41 | 1,671 | Belge: TIFU with my sister's best friend
[deleted]: it doesn't seem to be too clear to people in this thread that you committed sexual assault and it's baffling that the authorities have not been contacted.
this is the danger of "boys will be boys" culture. i'm not a young teenage girl, but it's terrifying to think t... | 18 | 92.833333 | |
1400204451 | 1400259926 | t3_25oemj | t5_2to41 | 137 | TheWise0ne: TIFU by giving my mom an SD card loaded with porn.
So last night my mother wanted to watch a film on her phone, and asked me if I could put one from my vast collection. She decided on "Snowpiercer" after about an hour of looking for one she liked, so I hooked up her phone to my computer when I noticed she d... | 6 | 22.833333 | |
1400209952 | 1400216687 | t3_25omgq | t5_2to41 | 26 | _Max_e_Pad_: TIFU by throwing up at a funeral
So this was a while back like about 2 years ago but it still haunts me today. i was 11 years old and i was plying on my computer when i heard the news that my grandpa had died. i didn't really know the man that well so i didn't really think much about it. it was my moms dad... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1400205701 | 1400365351 | t3_25ogcq | t5_2to41 | 16 | Vintage_Lobster: TIFU by denting a brand new car
Our family is very close together cousin-wise, mostly because it's about just 5 guys. One of which, broke his arm recently long boarding. Usually it's him, my cousin E, and I.
E and I decided to accompany our injured cousin throughout the entire surgery and it was all... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1400211018 | 1400361467 | t3_25onul | t5_2to41 | 93 | hipsterwithaninterne: TIFU by giving one of my Asian friends rice
Okay, so a little background on this. I'm in high school and part of my school's speech and debate team, which spends the year traveling to various other schools on weekends and giving speeches/having debates. The season came to an end recently, so our... | 7 | 13.285714 | |
1400217703 | 1400222333 | t3_25ovsn | t5_2to41 | 21 | i_dont_play_chess: TIFU by hitting my mom
Let me explain. My mom is a healthy and hardworking woman who sometimes collapses under the pressure and becomes irrational and hysterical. She works a stressful job and has had to take the last two days off of work for mental reasons. Yesterday and today she had spent at home ... | 7 | 3 | |
1400219500 | 1400264876 | t3_25oxnh | t5_2to41 | 131 | [deleted]: TIFU by chasing my puppy through the kitchen
Couple years back I decided it was play time with my new puppy so I began chasing her around the house. I was going faster than I should have been while barefoot but I was having too much fun watching my pup enjoy being chased. As we ran through the kitchen I misj... | 4 | 32.75 | |
1400219194 | 1400602134 | t3_25oxby | t5_2to41 | 24 | That_one_guy_50: TIFU By Eating Waffle-House At 4AM
Well last night I fucked up hard.
As a senior in high school I have tons of free time now, usually filled with late night gaming sessions with the bros and hanging out after hours. So with all this new free time me and three of my best friends decided to go to Walma... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1400220643 | 1400249126 | t3_25oyq0 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my flash drive full of porn on a school field trip.
So my friends and I go on an overnight field trip that lasted for about three days. I decided to bring my porn drive for shits and giggles because I was rooming with three other friends of mine in a hotel room without chaperones. The 16 gb ... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1400224133 | 1400266480 | t3_25p1vf | t5_2to41 | 906 | Nattybohbro: TIFU at work...I'm a server
So as the title says, I work as a server and have for basically my entire working career, around 7 years. Now I think anyone who has worked in the service industry knows, or anyone who has common sense knows you shouldn't discuss a tip with a guest unless is a great one and all ... | 20 | 45.3 | |
1400221435 | 1400263374 | t3_25ozgt | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by blewing a chance to work at Google
Last week I had a call from Google, they found me through linkedIn, and said they liked my past work and CV.
We had a few email exchanges and things were going great, at first I was proposed 1 position but as things progresses they proposed me with another positio... | 10 | 2.7 | |
1400225403 | 1400437898 | t3_25p2u5 | t5_2to41 | 118 | UndeadEwoks: TIFU by picking my nose with poop.
So, there I am, sitting in front of my computer on a normal day, probably on Reddit. The only thing really different is that I had been eating a ton of junk food, which lead to a ton of shit. So, I'm sitting there and as expected I eventually have to go paint my porcelain... | 5 | 23.6 | |
1400230465 | 1400238460 | t3_25p6ie | t5_2to41 | 13 | thejam15: TIFU by not drinking enough water.
To be blunt I got a fucking kidney stone. If any of you haven't had one its probably one of the most painful things you can go through (doctors compare it to childbirth) It was a pretty slow day at work and all ive had to drink was a small amount of water and mostly sodas. ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1400230241 | 1400251020 | t3_25p6cn | t5_2to41 | 12 | 56productions: TIFU by playing with my cord for the computer
Well, it's not today but it was about a week ago.
I was doing my bussiness with my really bad laptop. I use my laptop for gaming, and it is obviously made for office work, since it has no vent. I played a game for about 6 hours without saving it, and I was t... | 6 | 2 | |
1400235431 | 1400240702 | t3_25p9y5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by burning a homeless man..
So I was out on the town seeing a band and getting obnoxiously drunk as i tend to do, the night was winding down and my house mate wanted to head home which was fine cause he was driving. We were walking to the car when i ducked into the 711 to get myself a sobering sausage r... | 3 | 5 | |
1400245591 | 1400294018 | t3_25pj5q | t5_2to41 | 2,259 | StalkersSuck: TIFU by killing a spider.
Today, as I was walking past my living room, I saw a spider. This motherfucker was not your everyday spider-bro, this spider was FUCKING HUGE. Instinctively, I 'nope'd out of there, then went back with my shoe, and killed it. Said spider so happened to be carrying a fuckton of ba... | 13 | 173.769231 | |
1400244804 | 1400266211 | t3_25pi99 | t5_2to41 | 23 | iwillcallyoudude: TIFU by getting too fucked up to fuck
My birthday was yesterday, which typically involves lots of drinking and questionable decision making, but my girl and I just had a simple plan that involved going to dinner, having a few drinks, then spending the rest of the night passionately rubbing our naked b... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1400247877 | 1400256059 | t3_25pm0d | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my house, car, business, credit, maybe wife, kids
Wasn't really today. Was two years in the making.
Married to a super woman with two wonderful kids. But, it wasn't enough. Found a girl, in a brothel, of course. Fell in love, of course. Picked up a methamphatamine habit. Blew countless $. Liv... | 3 | 15 | |
1400250688 | 1400304429 | t3_25pq1v | t5_2to41 | 101 | LunaticSongXIV: Tifu by drinking water instead of coke
My doctor told me to lay off the soda on Wednesday. I hate drinking water. I don't care how many times you tell me it is tasteless, I can't stand drinking it. So I decided to compromise.
I bought one of those water flavoring squeeze bottles, and took it to work ... | 8 | 12.625 | |
1400252802 | 1400263677 | t3_25pt5m | t5_2to41 | 4 | allotherspaycash: TIFU by trying to order in Spanish at a Hispanic neighborhood Subway
Voyager5555: TL;DR - Choked on Red Pills dick while being a racist idiot, got what I deserved. Also, there's no such thing as a "Mexican meatball" at subway.
allotherspaycash: I order in seamless spanish. The girls laugh and one a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1400258580 | 1400263791 | t3_25q232 | t5_2to41 | 13 | wilyame: TIFU by trying to cut ice
A few years ago, I decided that i wanted broken ice. Logically I grabbed an ice cube in one hand, and the sharpest knife I could find in my other. I cut down the ice cube, and when i was about half way through, the knife slipped, and gashed straight down my hand. I qickly did my best ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1400263761 | 1400288534 | t3_25qaeh | t5_2to41 | 19 | M0FuK1Dy: TIFU by letting a drunk chick ride my quad
Couple days ago actually. I was enjoying a fire and the company of others down at the river, I decided to go for rip on my quad that I had just fixed up with a new clutch and exhaust. Cutie comes running over, "Can I come along?"
What single self respecting man wo... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1400266570 | 1400302139 | t3_25qf01 | t5_2to41 | 18 | wankinthrowaway: TIFU by thinking I was home alone
I looked around for people. It appeared no one was home. Excited, I grab a phallic shaped object from the bathroom. "Well shit, no one's home, I can finally wank!"
Mum was home.
She heard that perfectly well. How did I not see her...
**Edit:** I realize my story was... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1400256899 | 1400288713 | t3_25pzcf | t5_2to41 | 50 | dancingmrt: TIFU (yesterday) by going to a child's party.
6 slices of pepperoni pizza.
6 six pieces of fried chicken.
Cake and soda, a'plenty.
TIFU, im paying for this in spades. I'm about one trip away from being common-law married to the toilet at my work.
No projectile vomit.
No shotgun diarrhea.
The endless cram... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1400269947 | 1400372738 | t3_25qkip | t5_2to41 | 25 | TA11225: TIFU by cheating on my wife with our girlfriend.
My wife "W" and I "M" have been having a semi-regular dates and threesomes with a friend of ours "G". This past weekend I was hanging out with G bur W could not come. This happens occasionally. It wasn't a big deal. We had a little (lot) too much to drink. I kno... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1400270008 | 1400480867 | t3_25qkmu | t5_2to41 | 20 | nazedayo: TIFU by lying to my recruiter.
My dream job– I met with the team and aced the interviews, and then was ready to step out of my shit-stained job.
Then it happened: I basically lied to him that I had a competing offer (to see if they could beat it), and then came back to me saying he was going with someone els... | 4 | 5 | |
1400270981 | 1400676075 | t3_25qm8v | t5_2to41 | 2,385 | IntOverflowException: TIFU by forgetting basic human interactions after a night of drinking
It was a long day at work the day before, I was seriously hungover the next morning due to drinking after work.
At the convenience store on the way to work the next morning I wanted a cookie so badly, like the decently sized d... | 11 | 216.818182 | |
1400271228 | 1400277939 | t3_25qmmr | t5_2to41 | 26 | drunk_or_dead: TIFU by drinking my brother's whiskey
I know it's not cool to drink someone else's booze, but occasionally after the stores and bars close I'll tap into my brother's reserves. I'll always replace it of course, but you can understand his frustration.
The past few nights I was doing this far more often t... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1400273678 | 1400279179 | t3_25qqhr | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a Hannah Montana hat in Walmart
This was actually a few years ago, I was in high school. My writing is kind of bad, so bear with me.
My sister was in town, and we needed to buy groceries, so we decided to go to Walmart. We get to Walmart and I see some Hannah Montana clothing in an aisle. I... | 3 | 5 | |
1400270930 | 1400308519 | t3_25qm5z | t5_2to41 | 50 | oh_god_why_oh_why: TIFU by accidentally farting in class
This actually happened to me a few weeks ago.
I had woken up pretty late one morning and realized I had to hurry the hell up if I didn't want to be late to my morning class. Unfortunately, I didn't have time to use the bathroom properly that morning, so I had to... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1400280879 | 1400286697 | t3_25r19l | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting a blowjob
Well first off, I'm a stalker of this page but first time poster, I got a lot of stories to put on here.
Anyways back to it, today me and my girl decide to go to my house for sexy times. We get down to business no fooling around, we make out for a while and then I undress her.
We ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1400286845 | 1400379045 | t3_25r9j8 | t5_2to41 | 341 | faceplanted: TIFU by leaving my daughter alone in the living room watching Pan's labyrinth.
I decided to leave my daughter alone to watch a movie downstairs and go upstairs to partly listen to music and partly fuck her mother. I'd torrented what I thought was labyrinth with David Bowie, but was actually Pan's labyrinth... | 14 | 24.357143 | |
1400279597 | 1400640928 | t3_25qzhj | t5_2to41 | 13 | inevitabled34th: TIFU by restarting Firefox.
So today when I got home from my buddies house, I decided to do what I always do and got on my computer. I was maybe a minute into using reddit when Firefox asked me if I wanted to speed up my experience. It wasn't too slow, but I said why not. I clicked "speed up my compute... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1400287261 | 1400291517 | t3_25ra3d | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting with a Frat boy
A little over a month ago, I started dating this guy I knew of since freshman year. Things were going great until he starts acting weird two weeks in and he breaks up with me. Even though we dated for only two weeks, the kid doesn't want to talk to me anymore. Anyway, fast-for... | 3 | 2 | |
1400293815 | 1400352393 | t3_25rif4 | t5_2to41 | 281 | stickranger: TIFU by leaving my catgirl hentai open on the family computer. (NSFW)
idiotconspiracy: At least it wasn't the tentacle rape.
Ausaria: Got caught looking at that stuff by my mother. I'm a girl. =/
i_pk_pjers_i: ʘ‿ʘ
Ausaria: Exactly. I went through the whole shebang too: lots of frantic denial, the good o... | 9 | 31.222222 | |
1400297296 | 1400341664 | t3_25rmmq | t5_2to41 | 16 | LadyGrizabella: TIFU by giving away a pregnant teacher's lunch
So..I'm a substitute lunch lady. It's kind of like being a substitute teacher, only in the cafeteria.
Every day, they will make a certain number of baked potatos for the teachers and for the gluten free students who can't eat most of the other food we serv... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1400297051 | 1400379445 | t3_25rmbx | t5_2to41 | 104 | falseoptimism: TIFU by having Facebook and twitter open at the same time and disrespecting the dearly departed in the process
Okay, so this actually happened a few weeks ago, but I've only just mustered up the mental state to talk about this
so a few weeks ago, [a man called Derek Acorah posted an AMA on twitter.]( ht... | 4 | 26 | |
1400291755 | 1400303930 | t3_25rft3 | t5_2to41 | 80 | newts_: TIFU By unknowingly accepting a babysitting job
A little bit of backstory: So today is the championship game for my little brother's flag football team. Before the game started, a lot of families from the team came over to our house for a little pre-game party.
The end of the party arrives, and everybody is ge... | 4 | 20 | |
1400306418 | 1400351167 | t3_25rvyn | t5_2to41 | 614 | kuby515: TIFU by farting in some guy's face
I was walking on campus when I saw a guy picking up some books he dropped. As I bent down to help I accidentally farted in his face. Instead of saying sorry, I decided to fan it in his face because my brain stupidly thought that was the polite thing to do to dispel the smell.... | 7 | 87.714286 | |
1400309079 | 1400361602 | t3_25ry6v | t5_2to41 | 18 | cibino: TIFU by pissing on my keyboard
So we just moved our very loud bird to the living room a few days ago and its currently 2:41am i did not want to take the risk of waking him up and having him scream his head off. So i figured ill just piss in this bottle, everything was fine till suddenly my piss started leaving ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1400314265 | 1400347054 | t3_25s267 | t5_2to41 | 1 | hephaistussssss: TIFU by kissing someone other than my spouse.
Let me explain... My best friend in the world, who understands me better than my spouse, and has been unflinchingly there for me through my spouse's abusive depression, well... We had an alcohol-fueled kiss tonight. (Kisses, as in plural) it didn't go farth... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1400314322 | 1400405678 | t3_25s27d | t5_2to41 | 34 | A_Mediocre_Time: TIFU by sending a major Game of Thrones spoiler to the wrong person (no spoilers inside)
**THERE ARE NO ASOIAF SPOILERS IN THIS POST**
Well, this literally just happened 30 minutes ago and I still feel terrible.
I just finished A Dance With Dragons by George R.R. Martin and my best friend who goes to... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1400301745 | 1400365718 | t3_25rrh8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by fixing a printer.
So, yesterday my professor was having printer trouble, and asked me to help her fix the printer. Trying to be funny, I told her, "Printers can be seriously retarded sometimes.". A hush comes over the room, while I am sitting there waiting to see if my professor finds humor in my las... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1400232845 | 1400337098 | t3_25p862 | t5_2to41 | 13 | SF_85: TIFU by blowing hot sauce into my eye
Yesterday evening I warmed up a nice deep fried pizza (Pizza Vegetale Picante to be precise). I like them hot, so I poured some Tabasco Habanero hot sauce onto it. Since it seemed to be too much in one spot, I decided to blow so it would spread. Unfortunately, it did not go ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1400323428 | 1400543751 | t3_25s8bj | t5_2to41 | 17 | Querkraft: TIFU by naming my programming project.
So in school, we have this programming thing for our finals, and I was asked to make a game of go. So I do the thing, and I name it after a vilain in a manga that I liked when I was young.
"Gokun" (from Cyborg Kurochan).
I just had a mail : My teacher googled it and f... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1400306266 | 1400355185 | t3_25rvtl | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my car.
Today, me and my best buddy decided to go to a hookah bar to spend our Friday night. The usual stuff 18 year olds do. I went to my friends place, played some rounds of FIFA and took off to the bar.
We got there, but they have a small parking lot which was full. No problem, there a Wa... | 5 | 3 | |
1400328663 | 1400527479 | t3_25sc2g | t5_2to41 | 3,989 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking back to a Unites States border agent
I am a 40 year old man and travel a lot on business. Anyways I was recently in London for a conference and was returning to the US via O'Hare airport in Chicago.
I go through border security and customs and go to retrieve my luggage. As I am ready to leav... | 13 | 306.846154 | |
1400330102 | 1400359067 | t3_25sd7e | t5_2to41 | 708 | BeachCop: TIFU by farting in my own car.
I went to McDonalds for breakfast and I guess what I ordered wasn't ready. They asked me to pull into a side spot and they'd walk it out to me. I pull off and I'm listening to the radio when I feel that familiar pressure building behind by butthole. Without thinking, I let he... | 7 | 101.142857 | |
1400332608 | 1400337272 | t3_25sfc9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | hxcrichard: TIFU by taking my friend to breakfast
So its business at usual, just got off work, eating at the restaurant. Friend goes and takes a drink of his coffee, and sneezes whilst drinking. A huge cloud of spit and coffee flies at me. All he can say is "i'm so sorry" and starts to tear up. So yea.
A57R0Z0M813: Sai... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1400337192 | 1400448512 | t3_25sjsy | t5_2to41 | 64 | PrincessAdildo: TIFU by farting myself awake
Hi, everyone! This is actually my first post on Reddit, so I apologize in advance if I do anything wrong.
This actually took place about two weeks ago. I had gone to a friend's birthday party. It all started off wonderfully. Drinks were flowing, fun was had; there was even ... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1400342469 | 1400414909 | t3_25sq44 | t5_2to41 | 18 | degausser_: TIFU by forgetting that I took my sleeping pills.
Last night I was drinking with a friend of mine. I had a few, you'd say I was treading the fine line between very tipsy and just plain drunk. Somehow we decided it would be a good idea to go skateboarding at this point. Never a good idea when drunk.
So we g... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1400344034 | 1400357379 | t3_25ss6t | t5_2to41 | 122 | igotembythehundreds: TIFU by spending $10,000 dollars at a casino I didn't have.
I'm a mobile user so my formatting wont be that pretty.
So like most posts it wasn't really today. It's been a year in the making,but lately it has just gotten worse. I have a gambling problem. It all started with Texas Hold'em. I'd end u... | 6 | 20.333333 | |
1400346137 | 1400511392 | t3_25sv0q | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by creeping out a really nice girl I met at a dance, there was an excellent chance of something great happening, and I screwed it up by being obsessive.
I feel so bad about it, I should have known better.
I've promised to never contact her again, blocked and everything, and so hopefully she won't use ... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1400345955 | 1400556151 | t3_25sus2 | t5_2to41 | 258 | [deleted]: TIFU by falsely accusing a man of masturbating in public.
Ok, it wasn't *today* but a couple of years ago. But I just remembered it today!
I was in a large casino, happily throwing money away in one of the quieter corners. An older (65-ish) man comes into the same area and takes a chair a few machines away.... | 14 | 18.428571 | |
1400354061 | 1400396020 | t3_25t5uc | t5_2to41 | 629 | SPIDERS_IN_YOUR_BED: TIFU by popping a pimple while driving
So I was driving to my girlfriend's house, same route as usual, nothing out of the ordinary when I touched my shoulder and felt a small stab of pain, immediately recognizing it as a fully developed white head. As I was wearing a tank top, I could easily see it... | 7 | 89.857143 | |
1400354508 | 1400393011 | t3_25t6hp | t5_2to41 | 6 | whyhow: TIFU by testing out some new vodka
I know this probably isn't as bad as most of the stuff here but I feel awful. So normally I'm not a heavy drinker. A few days ago I picked up a bottle of vodka from the liquor store on my way home from work after a bit of a hard day. Thought I'd make myself a drink last night,... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1400353388 | 1400760927 | t3_25t4vl | t5_2to41 | 8 | SignOfThingsToCome: TIFU for ordering a "half price" trial from one of these BS miracle diet supplements
TIFU big time. Go ahead and clobber me fellow redditors!
I ordered a trial from a product I won't mention for only $4.95. Wow great no?
No.
The confirmation mail I received today states that if I keep the order... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1400355315 | 1400614787 | t3_25t7mj | t5_2to41 | 19 | athelard: TIFU by using my phone as a chronometer in a public park with children.
I was using the phone to ensure that I rested 60 seconds between series of exercises.
Ten minutes after starting, a police officer stops me. Apparently several mothers had complained that I was using my phone to take pictures of their ch... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1400358857 | 1400438342 | t3_25tbg2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Dinosoarman: Mistakes don't happed when you're ready, or careful.
berolak: 'Mistakes' do, that's exactly what a mistake is.
UK12: When I took my driving exam, I messed it up by simply hitting the kerb (which i have never done during my lessons).
I was prepared for the test, but that mistake made me fail.
berolak: Se... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1400357816 | 1400489143 | t3_25tb2w | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting into a fenderbender without insurance
I know it's stupid of me to be driving without insurance, but I don't have the spare cash atm. And I only recently got it working again. I'm a responsible driver, and this is my first accident. The driver in front of the person I rear ended slammed their ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1400355861 | 1400420264 | t3_25t8dr | t5_2to41 | 36 | sponges789: TIFU by watching gay porn with my mom.
Not literally. I'm 17, and I'm gay. My parents don't know about it yet. Was browsing reddit on my phone with my mom sitting next to me minding her own business when I stumbled upon a cute cat on /r/aww. "Hey mom look at this" she turns to see a huge black dick coverin... | 4 | 9 | |
1400359294 | 1400374489 | t3_25td4h | t5_2to41 | 227 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating in a Hotel
Wasn't today but decided to share this one. So in my line of work that i used to be in I regularly had to travel and stay in a hotel paid for by the railroad that I worked for.
I was hanging around waiting to be called to deadhead (Head back home on a train, but not on duty) b... | 5 | 45.4 | |
1400367487 | 1400522506 | t3_25tnvp | t5_2to41 | 45 | buddhazooka: TIFU by forgetting to put a coin from the "Tooth Fairy"
My daughter has been waiting all week for her jiggly front tooth to fall off. She misplaced the last tooth she lost so she was determined to make sure this one made it to the "tooth fairy". She even had a note ready to thank the "tooth fairy" for visi... | 5 | 9 | |
1400367578 | 1400522805 | t3_25tnzw | t5_2to41 | 18 | soxordie: TIFU by opening the window
My friend and I were driving from Philly to Boston at night during a rainstorm. We were on the New Jersey turnpike with super low visibility, and I was considering getting off and driving through Staten Island but decided not to. After what seemed like forever (I hate the NJTP with ... | 6 | 3 | |
1400373366 | 1400465156 | t3_25tv0e | t5_2to41 | 10 | ZephyrGuy: TIFU by having sex
I was a virgin, but my friend agreed to fuck me. Took forever to find the hole and everything got uncomfortably awkward. We gave up a while later. Fuck me
FNU__LNU: Hey kid. This stuff takes practice. Don't worry about it too much, just get back on that horse.
SittingInAnAirport: It was w... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1400374592 | 1400431305 | t3_25twjn | t5_2to41 | 116 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping the mustard.
Today, I fucked up at work.
I work in a nice restaurant in Atlanta. The food is expensive and the drinks are fancy, so we get a lot of rich costumers who have the money to spend on a nineteen fucking dollar plate with eight slices of cheese on it.
So today, I'm running a chees... | 5 | 23.2 | |
1400374387 | 1400442900 | t3_25twbu | t5_2to41 | 43 | dingo8muhbabies: TIFU by farting with a hangover
So this was actually yesterday but I'm still in the process of recovering.
I went to a big party with a few of my friends and drank far too much. We ended up sleeping on the couch and I offered to drop my friend home in the morning. As we were driving with the filthiest... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1400377658 | 1400378420 | t3_25u07z | t5_2to41 | 6 | prostateExamination: TIFU by Marinating Bacon
Moonpiles: Don't beat yourself up, experimenting is the only way to cook.
prostateExamination: thanks...it was only 4 piece of thick cut farm grown pork belly..i still have 3-4 left...and yeah it was a great experiment that will never happen again. the meat just gained to ... | 3 | 2 | |
1400376019 | 1400459792 | t3_25ty7l | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my timidness get the best of me.
There's been this girl in one of my classes that I find super interesting and super cute but I haven't worked up the courage to talk to her. We would smile when seeing one another but that's it. She's obviously shy too. Today was the last day of classes and we... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1400374400 | 1400408127 | t3_25twcd | t5_2to41 | 130 | Highland_2: TIFU by ordering a coke
After a long and hard day if work, I stopped by my local chic fil a to order my usual coke and sandwich. I luckily get there before a huge rush of people arrive, yet there are no servers for about 5 minutes. Finally, a young woman comes from the back of the store to take my order. Sh... | 4 | 32.5 | |
1400385664 | 1400387712 | t3_25u9ja | t5_2to41 | 5 | beefeater3: TIFU by buying a pack of cigarettes
JimiM1113: After smoking for decades the way I quit was using nicotine gum. It takes the edge off the withdrawal and then you slowly wean yourself off the gum over several months. But it is important that you do not smoke cigarettes (regular or electronic) at all. The... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1400387636 | 1400434567 | t3_25ubrn | t5_2to41 | 76 | BEMoss: TIFU by getting fired for using a squirt bottle.
This was a few years back. I got a job as a Gas station pumper, for those of you who didn't know Oregon doesn't let you pump your own gas, and you have someone do it for you. This was my first job and I got it my senior year of high school. It was a great job bec... | 4 | 19 | |
1400393832 | 1400476102 | t3_25uhp1 | t5_2to41 | 764 | _Max_e_Pad_: TIFU by sharting myself at a bon fire
so this just happened about an hour ago so its pretty fresh. we were having a bon fire with my cousin, my neighbors, my family, my crush's family, and a couple of my friends. so the night is going off pretty good. there was not much drinking because i didn't have a lo... | 8 | 95.5 | |
1400395951 | 1400416841 | t3_25ujd8 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing my nose in a cum-napkin
This literally happened like an hour ago. So Saturday night, bored as hell. Shit, why not rub one out? So i proceed to rub the one-eyed snake and I release the demon onto a napkin. Lazy me thought I would just flush the napkins later and proceed to keep looking through... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1400397035 | 1400422593 | t3_25uk6l | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a chef.
It's 3:00 A.M. I'm writing some music when this insane growl erupts from my stomach so I decide I'll take a break to cook an omelette. I live with my grandparents and they're asleep so I try not to make *too* much noise, there's a bit of open space and kitchen sounds travel throu... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1400405170 | 1400456335 | t3_25upjj | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to reason with an inebriated ex-con Nazi sympathizer
So this evening, after a couple drinks at my friend's bar just outside Portland, I got into a political discussion with some friends regarding WWII, the Crimean War, current Russian military engagement with Ukraine, and the nuclear capabilit... | 7 | 13.142857 | |
1400398824 | 1400447779 | t3_25ulh8 | t5_2to41 | 63 | Dawgs000: TIFU by sneezing at an unfortunate time
So this actually happened a year ago, but I went into work on a Saturday to get some extra work done. I was the only person in the office, and I had some invoices to generate and was on my last one. I also had to shit really bad, but opted to hold it until this invoic... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1400420040 | 1400518243 | t3_25v020 | t5_2to41 | 31 | not_that_radcliffe: TIFU by eating nachos w/ jalapenos and drinking cider
Last night I went out to see a late showing of Godzilla with some mates. We were pretty hungry and thirsty after working long day shifts, and so decided to grab some cinema food before the film.
I have minor acid reflux, but take meds to keep i... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1400422861 | 1400448710 | t3_25v2y2 | t5_2to41 | 102 | ThatGreenTeaGuy: TIFU by puking on my best friend.
I'm a 20 year old dude. I was at a party with a bunch of my friends who I hadn't seen that much since we go to different colleges. I got way too drunk and someone handed me some vodka. Being the drunk ass I was I grabbed it and took a huge pull and then proceeded to te... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1400427112 | 1400432225 | t3_25v7w8 | t5_2to41 | 38 | CaptainOButtraptors: TIFU By Yelling at a Pirate
Be extremely drunk. 9/10 walks past the table at the bar, dressed as a pirate. Complimented her attire, she smiles, appreciates, and continues on. This process continues throughout the night, friends looking over giggling. End of the night, walk over to close tab, super-... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1400430421 | 1400475330 | t3_25vc4u | t5_2to41 | 80 | hopsiah: TIFU by peeing in a refrigerator
So, last night I went to my brothers place to watch the Bellator fights. I told myself I wouldn't drink anything hard, but I'm a sucker for peer pressure. I got annihilated and passed out on the couch. I woke up at some point a few hours later and had to pee. So I assumed that ... | 4 | 20 | |
1400433893 | 1400455137 | t3_25vh12 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Redditor_0: TIFU by accidentally texting my crush.
So I have a friend, like we all do, that I can say anything and everything to. We talk about EVERYTHING. Sex related shit, relationship related shit, etc. Anyways, I decided to text her the first thing that came to my mind, just for shits and giggles. Turns out I sent ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1400433019 | 1400458384 | t3_25vfql | t5_2to41 | 4,420 | bardiia: TIFU by cutting a piece of my scrotum off
Title says it all...
Let me get something clear; I'm used to trimming my pubic hair with scissors, and I have definitely done the odd snip of the skin... But today, I was trimming my pubic hair with a pair of brand new, extremely sharp scissors (stupidly), preparing i... | 13 | 340 | |
1400434282 | 1400470611 | t3_25vhl8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | dumbasshighschooler: TIFU by hanging out with a high school sophomore
I'm a senior in high school that's about to graduate in a month. Right now I've been trying to have some last minute memories with friends who I won't be able to see in a long time (going far away for college). One of my really close friends this yea... | 5 | 2 | |
1400433546 | 1400472995 | t3_25vgiq | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking way too much and calling my ex.
Actually it was last night. I drank 2.5 bottles of wine and drunk dialed him. For the life of me I cannot remember what was said, but I do remember crying and laughing at something but mainly just crying. Woke up with a hang over and have already puked 3 times... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1400433553 | 1400505440 | t3_25vgj1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Cbcinus: TIFU by making bacon
I normally make bacon in the microwave. Today being a lazy Sunday, I figured I'd go all fancy and cook it on the stove. After about ten strips, there was a lot of fat in the pan, so decided to pour it out before making any more. I knew better than to pour it into the empty can of Crisco I ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1400439391 | 1400449379 | t3_25voz1 | t5_2to41 | 324 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a blowjob from a guy (NSFW)
Dear reddit today i fucked up. This needs a little backstory so here goes: I was molested at age 7 (I was forced to give a blowjob to a family friend).
So, today i was feeling a little horny since i haven't got laid in a few months so I decided to reply to a guy ... | 13 | 24.923077 | |
1400440087 | 1400479662 | t3_25vpzp | t5_2to41 | 110 | Neighborhoodpedo: TIFU when I came in my own mouth
Title explains it...
Some back story though. My SO and I were masterbating with each other in the shower for a good hour. She was right up on me while I was playing with her and myself. As I was about to blow my man juice she leans on my dick and my gun was locked a... | 5 | 22 | |
1400441914 | 1400456364 | t3_25vspu | t5_2to41 | 4 | KotSTis: TIFU by putting the metal sheet that makes the alarm go off in my pocket
So, like most of the things on this subreddit this didn't happen today but rather about a month ago. One day after school, for some weird reason I was like:"Hey, lets shoplift anything from a clothing store!".
So I go in and get a scarf ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1400441938 | 1400474886 | t3_25vsr1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my best friend get together with this girl after splitting up with his now ex
DISCLAIMER: My first reddit, and first TIFU "thread" or however you call them.
Well not really a TIFU but probably one waiting to happen, and I didn't know where else to put this.
So basically my best friend (we'... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1400449386 | 1400473720 | t3_25w3zr | t5_2to41 | 83 | throwaway91827398: TIFU by sleeping with a prostitute
Haven't had any action in a while so I decided to do it. Good thing is that its legal here in Switzerland. Called up an agency and set it up cost 800 CHF. After I came I felt so empty, what a big mistake. Not to mention possible STDs...didn't think about that one, t... | 8 | 10.375 |
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