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1400981842 | 1401032998 | t3_26ezvy | t5_2to41 | 124 | Jared8254: TIFU By downloading porn on my cell phone and letting my friend use it.
First thing's first. This is my first fuck up so sorry Reddit If I fuck up my Fuck up. Second thing, this actually happened a week ago but anyway, here's the story. ... | 6 | 20.666667 | |
1400983784 | 1401014977 | t3_26f25s | t5_2to41 | 9 | pterodactylpirate: TIFU by letting alcohol ruin my relationship
Well it wasn't really a relationship yet, but had plenty of potential.
My housemates girlfriend has been trying to set me up with her friend for quite some time. I finally agreed, and we went on a date on Wednesday night. We got on like a house on fire a... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1400985922 | 1400990260 | t3_26f4lx | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking the meat
This afternoon I was feeling pretty hungry, so I decided to make an early dinner. I looked through the fridge, and decided to thaw out one of the leftover burgers in the freezer. I microwaved and ate it, but about twenty minutes later, my stomach started to make some very unhapp... | 3 | 5 | |
1400991451 | 1401120425 | t3_26farn | t5_2to41 | 140 | [deleted]: TIFU by picking up two underage girls by accident
We were at a anime-con and we were having fun. We just came out of a panel and our group went to the game room to play same games. I had a huge presence in the panel so some people would come up to me randomly and say, "hey, are you the13thmember?" and stuff ... | 9 | 15.555556 | |
1400985339 | 1401054913 | t3_26f3wh | t5_2to41 | 3 | Katastic_Voyage: TIFU (tomorrow I...) by accidentally time travelling back in time 24-hours.
Elusive_Matter: Whats going to be on the front page tomorrow?
Katastic_Voyage: Not this, that's for sure.
| 3 | 1 | |
1400990498 | 1401033103 | t3_26f9oj | t5_2to41 | 35 | VeggieAstronomer: TIFU by leaving my iPad on the couch.
A couple days ago, I was doing some work on my iPad 2, and left it on the couch when I ran to the kitchen to make some dinner. We don't own a real table (what can I say, I'm a broke student), so I sat down on the floor to eat at the coffee table and leaned back ag... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1400992108 | 1401017294 | t3_26fbhp | t5_2to41 | 25 | ninjastar09: TIFU by putting an unopened soda in a fire pit.
This happened about 6 years ago. At parties we would throw different things in the fire pit. One being unopened cans of soda because they explode. So I'm at this party and it's pretty boring so I ask two friends if I should put one in. They were indifferent, ... | 5 | 5 | |
1400995671 | 1401079422 | t3_26ff18 | t5_2to41 | 45 | IModOblivion: TIFU by donating blood the day before graduation
Long story short my dad took me to donate blood to the red cross Thursday. I found out the hard way Friday that donating blood makes me extremely sleepy as I had to be at graduation practice at 10 am. Guess who got up at nine? I'm usually up at five in the ... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1400997500 | 1401060210 | t3_26fgp5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | easily_manipulated: TIFU by allowing myself to get back together with a guy who hurt me months ago
This all started about five months ago. I've had a good friendship with someone who was pretty close to me for three years (we met in the summer before our senior year). I had a crush on him since forever, but he didn't r... | 4 | 2 | |
1401000944 | 1401001830 | t3_26fjll | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by being color blind
I was talking to a black guy today, and he asked me if I have ever met a black mormon. Intrigued by this seemingly random question I replied "wait, are you black?" Obviously not what I meant, but sometimes I get nervous.
Jahuteskye: What kind of color blindness makes you unable to ... | 3 | 7 | |
1400998566 | 1401081303 | t3_26fhl7 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting arrested the day after I turned 18!
This actually happened a month ago but I just found this subreddit so I thought I would share.Before this arrest, I had been really depressed because of my parents' divorce and wouldn't go to school for a month even though a year ago I was doing great in sc... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1401005299 | 1401038763 | t3_26fmm8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | _BLAD3_: TIFU by giving my laptop to my dad
before the actual fuck up, might as well give you the prelude of the fuck up.
usual after finals vacation afternoon, just out of bed, drowsy after a long night of movie marathons, and groggy as fuck.
now for the fuck up.
I was downloading some porn on bittorrent and browsing... | 4 | 3 | |
1401007984 | 1401014203 | t3_26fo9t | t5_2to41 | 7 | notkarmawhore17: TIFU by calling the police on my abusive father
Thenightbatties: I'm in a situation similar to you but thankfully without the physical abuse.
Maybe you could reach out to your school for resources.I know where I live in Canada there are teen shelters or programs for emancipation with government subsid... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1400999599 | 1401068173 | t3_26fik1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | TheAtomicRapist: TIFU by Four Lokos on a Tuesday
I woke up in a hospital at 3:30 A.M. a day or two before Halloween last year. I had been in this exact same room a month earlier, but it was different this time. There was blood and indentions on the walls, my hair was covered in a peachy Texas aftershave, and my knuckle... | 4 | 3 | |
1401010625 | 1401123888 | t3_26fpvb | t5_2to41 | 71 | MyGrammarAreGood: TIFU by trying to wipe with baby wipes and using the wrong thing on accident. (NSFW)
Around 3 in the morning me and my lady are getting frisky and by the end of sexy times I am exhausted and want to go to bed. In order to feel cleaner so I can lay down and go to sleep I go to the sink, grab some wipes... | 11 | 6.454545 | |
1401012016 | 1401020256 | t3_26fqr5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | massivepudding: Reddit TIFU by walking in on my cousin having sex
LittleTinyMoustache: Join in, claim you were tricked by craigslist and post it on reddit?
xSpud7x: Read a few TIFU tonight?
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1401014128 | 1401120544 | t3_26fs03 | t5_2to41 | 22 | cutducks: TIFU by scratching my bfs penis
It's finals and my bf was in the library studying for his exams. He's taking a bunch of math and stats classes. I was just in my apartment near campus. I decide to text him and of course we start sexting.
We're both horny and can't wait so we decide to meet on campus and find... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1401014309 | 1401094857 | t3_26fs3o | t5_2to41 | 54 | FrigginGiantRobot: TIFU by becoming obsessed over a girl
This TIFU happened a week ago.
We had a common project at the academy and I fell in love with her.
Usually I don't fall in love with people, since I am very selective, but
she happens to be the most wonderful person I have ever met.
As fate likes to pla... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1401019324 | 1401042433 | t3_26fvi6 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to work with a UTI
So I work at Target. I discovered today that I may have a UTI. I was just trying to get through my 4 hour shift until I could deal with it. And work actually went okay, but as I was clocking out, typing in the numbers, out of nowhere I felt a strong tingle in my cooch. A ting... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1401014894 | 1401022186 | t3_26fsgg | t5_2to41 | 42 | CharlesOrchard: TIFU by lying to a receptionist and accidentally throwing him into a swimming pool
Ok so today me and my friend went to the local sports centre to play some football. We usually go there maybe a couple of times a week. The only problem is though is that we're not actually members, but it's really easy t... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1401017658 | 1401036458 | t3_26fubh | t5_2to41 | 14 | speedythrowaway123: TIFU by going to fast in my car
Top edit: fuck I messed up the title, meant to be a too
I finished work late last night at around 11:30 and was driving home in my car. Because it was 11:30 at night and the roads were empty I decided to put my foot down and ended up doing double the speed limit in a... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1401025427 | 1401126539 | t3_26g0hm | t5_2to41 | 166 | Lansydyr: TIFU by spending over $2500 at a strip club (NSFW)
I spend the $2500 on Wednesday night, but that wasn't my only fuck up. That was just the culmination, the capstone of a two-week long progressively worse fuck up.
After I left the active army, my wife and I moved to a different state, following her parents b... | 5 | 33.2 | |
1401027979 | 1401065944 | t3_26g30h | t5_2to41 | 6,221 | throwawayrmcum: TIFU by getting pissed on by my roommate while masturbating...
Throwaway because my other roommate knows my reddit account.
Let me start off by saying I'm a dude living with two other dudes. They're really cool and outgoing, but i'm kind of on the shy side. Likewise, I'm a very shy masturbator and even... | 11 | 565.545455 | |
1401029385 | 1401092738 | t3_26g4kk | t5_2to41 | 336 | [deleted]: TIFU by pranking my sister.
mentalpunching: Saying that your sister is the one with the IQ of a mushroom, and then admitting to having done all that. Wow.
lobsterbat: Yeah, and how dare she not want to go out with they guy again. I mean what a bitch, right? ><
IndignantChubbs: I don't think you und... | 7 | 48 | |
1401029809 | 1401087972 | t3_26g51o | t5_2to41 | 26 | racer8: TIFU by telling my Mom about an expensive gift I bought for my mother-in-law for her birthday, but didn't get anything for my own mother for her birthday.
Today I spoke with my mom about how she wanted to buy my mother-in-law a gift for her birthday. I mentioned to her that I already bought her an expensive pur... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1401025054 | 1401032257 | t3_26g05l | t5_2to41 | 16 | trampabroad: TIFU by obliterating my card's security code.
Title pretty much says it all.
I used to use my card for just about everything. Since I like not having my card get stolen,(which had already happened once) I started the habit of memorizing my security code, and then scratching it off with a knife. That way I... | 4 | 4 | |
1401031565 | 1401124289 | t3_26g77j | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU By pretending to be Al-Qaeda in front of a Muslim refugee
This happened about two months ago while I was at MCT in the marine corps. We were training with hand grenades so they had us lined up with several practice grenades in our flak's grenade pouches. Joking with my buddy in front of me I said "Allah... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1401027176 | 1401117874 | t3_26g25h | t5_2to41 | 77 | iarron: TIFU by telling my friend a story at the wrong time. (NSFW)
This actually happened yesterday but so did most of these posts, actually the original fuck up happened about 14 years ago but whatever, here it goes.
Here is what happened several years ago: I was 9 years old and my mum had a really good friend who l... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1401035901 | 1401060625 | t3_26gcxq | t5_2to41 | 7 | NotFuckingHer: TIFU by not wanting to fuck my girlfriend after she was raped
Here's the story. My girlfriend was raped yesterday. We were together at the time (In a relationship) and I was the first one down at the hospital seeing if she was alright.. turns out she was fine, apart from the mental scarring of being rape... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1401038605 | 1401103622 | t3_26ggo1 | t5_2to41 | 82 | PlaidDragon: TIFU by giving yesterday's weather report to thousands of people
I work at a radio station and yesterday I forgot to record the new weather report for today, so the program we use automatically played yesterday's report again. I'm not sure how many people noticed, but I feel bad. This is my first real mi... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1401024593 | 1401062366 | t3_26fzpl | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not cleaning my Macbook before going to the Apple Store
Went to change battery for free. The worker saw that my macbook was dirty as hell (specks and smears on the monitor and keyboard). She got a cloth out and wiped it all clean for me.
I then noticed a couple strands of what looked like pubes on t... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1401039202 | 1401041902 | t3_26ghho | t5_2to41 | 64 | tatifu: TIFU by abandoning a friend at a bar
A night ago, I went to a bar at my best friend's request. I had to drive, so wasn't planning on drinking, and mainly went to socialize, because I enjoy the group's company.
When we were there, we were dancing through most of the night, and people slowly started filing out.... | 7 | 9.142857 | |
1401054644 | 1401579736 | t3_26gf9j | t5_2to41 | 11 | swordfishtrombonez: Good for you! Mention this at your court daye
swordfishtrombonez: * date
Username__Irrelevant: You know you could just click that edit button under your comment?
swordfishtrombonez: Not on my phone!
Username__Irrelevant: Oh sorry, okay.
| 5 | 2.2 | |
1400902260 | 1401182229 | t3_26cok6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | telepaper: TIFU by kicking a kid in the face
Even though it happened yesterday, I'll be posting it today because fuck the police. So, I've been practicing karaté for a while and I'm now a black belt, wich means I get to train other people instead of actually training myself. Here's where shit hits the fan: I was traini... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1401025509 | 1401315082 | t3_26g0kb | t5_2to41 | 38 | RuMall: TIFU by accidentally putting bleach on my asshole.
Right, so this happened a few days ago and numerous amounts of people have laughed hysterically at me for it. So it was the day when i had just finished my final exam to conclude my first year of university. So as you do when it'send of exams, you drink, heavil... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1401014634 | 1401104286 | t3_26fsau | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost lighting my house on fire
The other day, I found a lighter on the ground. I picked it up and flicked it excitedly; to my surprise, it worked. I brought it home with me and set it on my bedside table in case I needed it for something (because who doesn't love playing with fire?) You can see whe... | 4 | 2 | |
1401043111 | 1401058813 | t3_26gmr2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | The_Mura: TIFU by locking my keys in the car at 2am in a dangerous neighborhood while drunk
Last night me and one of my friends decided to go out to Bourbon Street. We have a special parking spot that we go to, but it's in a not-so-nice neighborhood around the French Quarter (this is New Orleans for anyone who hasn't f... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1401044033 | 1401198402 | t3_26gnyh | t5_2to41 | 67 | foreveralone2431: TIFU by destroying my date's washroom
I f'd up bad. Throwaway as she uses reddit.
Found a beautiful girl via okcupid. Setup a first date, went to a great restaurant and saw a movie. On the way back to her house, my stomach started to feel really bad.
Fast forward 20 min, it's hurting a lot. I ask to... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1401044277 | 1401054699 | t3_26goaj | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting my toilet was clogged
Today, I was just being a bored teenager, just using my phone to browse reddit. Suddenly, I got the sudden urge to have a quick fap. I went into the bathroom and decided I would blow my load in the toilet. I figured, "I can just flush the toilet to get rid of the ev... | 4 | 5 | |
1401047329 | 1401071568 | t3_26gsia | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: TIFU by convincing my girlfriend i'm cheating.
incognito_explosivo: So you know. 5 inches is less than an inch shy of the average penis
Captain_Kuhl: Less than half. A deal I saw yesterday said average was 5.3 inches. Fear not, OP, worst case scenario, you're just average.
incognito_explosivo: Was It the ... | 7 | 11.857143 | |
1401051103 | 1401058837 | t3_26gxoo | t5_2to41 | 24 | megaluigi: TIFU by offending and disgusting my friend
This happened a few days ago. Me and my friend were inside Chipotle making small talk. We were discussing random topics, mostly about cars (me and my friend are both automotive enthusiasts). We kept talking while we were in line to order, except when we actually had... | 4 | 6 | |
1401048561 | 1401081820 | t3_26gu6g | t5_2to41 | 5 | fuker01: TIFU Smoking and almost experiencing death !
Hello Reddit, it’s the first time I post here, I am a redditor but I never post anything, this thread is one of my favorite because some time it can get very funny. So here I am too sharing my story with you, but what I’m about to tell you scares the shit out of me ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1401058257 | 1401059234 | t3_26h7io | t5_2to41 | 42 | dblydenburgh: TIFU in a campground bathroom
A few years ago, my family was on one of our many yearly camping trips. After a campfire and a few drinks we rode our golf cart to the campgrounds bathrooms. The building was just a hallway with a roof over it, 6 bathrooms with showers and everything on each side of the hall.... | 3 | 14 | |
1401060197 | 1401214896 | t3_26ha0t | t5_2to41 | 174 | Bigtuna546: TIFU by hitting myself with my car.
So I keep an old 90's Chrysler Voyager van with 300,000 miles around for moving and hauling shit. I only use it maybe once or twice a year, and I haven't serviced it in a while because, well, its a 90's Chrysler Voyager with 300,000 miles...
So my uncle called me last ni... | 9 | 19.333333 | |
1401059519 | 1401122123 | t3_26h95p | t5_2to41 | 164 | SheZowRaisedByWolves: TIFU by shitting myself at a best buy
I am typing this from my room with the curtains closed and door locked ;-;.
I had a very heavy jalapeño filled lunch today and decided to venture to best buy in search of new music. I hopped in my car and drove to best buy but the stalking feeling of diarrhe... | 6 | 27.333333 | |
1401062142 | 1401197681 | t3_26hchb | t5_2to41 | 412 | id0nteven: TIFU: By getting a raging hard on while working pizza delivery
It all started out like a normal quiet day at my local pizza joint, not too many deliveries, the sun was out and it was a beautiful day to relax.
My first fuck-up was by wearing my spandex UnderArmor briefs which are incredibly comfortable and ... | 9 | 45.777778 | |
1401064298 | 1401092505 | t3_26hfcp | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting in my Ex-GF's bidet
So, back in 2010 I lived In Shanghai, China, and while I was there, I've made a bunch of friends, and a girlfriend, as well.
We had been dating for around two months when she invited me to meet her family, with a traditional dinner. I really loved her, and I was so exci... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1401078758 | 1401127316 | t3_26hxl5 | t5_2to41 | 474 | Great_Wave: TIFU by telling my fiancé I didn't need her in my life
Today my fiancé and I were driving home from getting ice cream. We had brought our newly rescued dog with us and my fiancé was talking about how much the dog has grown on me.
A little bit of a back story...
We already had 2 dogs, but one day I came h... | 9 | 52.666667 | |
1401071997 | 1401162218 | t3_26hp84 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Well_ShitFuck: TIFU and broke a wall
So today I had been given the task to remove all these brick and concrete that is around the clothesline so next week my dad is able to fix it up. So ive started picking up these bricks and putting them in the trailor and its time to move/break the concrete, so ive struggled to pic... | 4 | 1 | |
1401078810 | 1401204492 | t3_26hxnj | t5_2to41 | 17 | talkingbox: TIFU by flirting up a girl's text to me to impress a friend and accidentally sending it back to her.
Pretty simple fuck up, but I'm still cringing my dick off. This girl I'm sorta into was texting me and she may be into me as well. I was texting my buddy about how she may be into me. I meant to copy a te... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1401080633 | 1401091371 | t3_26hzoz | t5_2to41 | 20 | olawdmahdick: TIFU by almost circumcising myself
So long story short, I've had phimosis most of my life (foreskin is tighter than a Hong Kong alleyway), and my foreskin never stretched more than like a few cm at most. Freak accident today ended up stretching my foreskin back way further than it's ever been before. To... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1401087376 | 1401100659 | t3_26i6ho | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by screaming at a guy in public because I thought he was being a creep when he really wasn't
(This happened a long time ago but I never thought to post it)
A long time ago I used to work in a small restraunt as a server/waitress depending on which flavor of english you like. Getting hit on by people wh... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1401091309 | 1401135103 | t3_26i9vu | t5_2to41 | 15 | bradenbest: TIFU by spilling grease on my boss.
>I'm not that good at story telling, and the whole thing happened and resolved pretty fast. Here's the story.
This takes place about a year or so ago.
I was at work at a fast food restaurant, trying to move two large buckets of fryer-oil at once to save time. At the ... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1401089308 | 1401185143 | t3_26i867 | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending messages and picture meant for my girlfriend to her best friend instead.
This morning, I was getting ready to go out with my family and relatives to the beach. I decided to send my girlfriend a couple of sweet little messages and pictures before I left . I was in the bathroom at the time so... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1401107811 | 1401115320 | t3_26imk9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by misunderstanding someone and going off at them in public, losing my job in the process
(This happened a long time ago but I never thought to post it)
A long time ago I used to work in a small restraunt as a server/waitress depending on which flavor of english you like. Getting hit on by people who a... | 13 | 0.230769 | |
1401102761 | 1401468153 | t3_26iicb | t5_2to41 | 5 | fbifriday: My multi-day TIFU
This one is a short one, but a good one.
Saturday, I was opening my mail, just like I usually do, with my middle finger, and sliding it down the flap to open in. I've never gotten a paper cut doing so, until this day. Got a particularly nasty and deep one that started to bleed quite badly,... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1401108216 | 1401202355 | t3_26imxp | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a plastic bong
First time smoking weed. My friend went out and bought a bunch of stuff we could use, including a pipe, water bong, and sick as hell gun lighter.
Anyway, we went down to the parking lot because nobody goes there. We used the pipe first but it tasted worse than the bong, so we s... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1401108030 | 1401246294 | t3_26imrk | t5_2to41 | 375 | rumpuncharoo: TIFU by helping my neighbour fix his hair
So I live in a basement apartment and there are 3 gentlemen who share the house upstairs. I was outside having a cigarette yesterday when one of the men came out and kicked up some conversation. He's an older man who is mostly bald except for a horseshoe of long, ... | 7 | 53.571429 | |
1401112107 | 1401118664 | t3_26iqwq | t5_2to41 | 290 | [deleted]: TIFU by convincing my mother I was having Skype sex with my cousin
Wow... Someone has threatened to dox me due to this. Thanks guys.
http://i.imgur.com/QqfZLAN.png
I'm out.
[deleted]: So where do I find a sexy leggy French beautiful girl that wants to masturbate watching my flaccid dick, please?
oohhhhhyea... | 5 | 58 | |
1401113027 | 1401160833 | t3_26irz8 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning my heater on too high.
It's currently 2am in NZ and I've just had the most devastating moment of my uni life. I have a 40% essay due tomorrow, which I'd all but finished 30 minutes ago.
Unluckily for me, the weather has turned to shit in NZ at the mo, and it's colder than I wanted it to be.... | 10 | 2.7 | |
1401116108 | 1401129227 | t3_26ivqt | t5_2to41 | 13 | ilofty: TIFU by going to uni.
OK, so I went to uni and dropped out after 1 year. But that wasn't my fuck up. The fuck up was and still is the debt I put myself into.
1 year on, moved out of parents and I'm still in a grands worth of debt. Not including fees and loans!
By now you're probably thinking, this isn't a fu... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1401115171 | 1401256889 | t3_26iukq | t5_2to41 | 96 | TifuKikthrow: TIFU: By letting Kik import my contacts from my phone
I'm a closeted bisexual guy and I don't particularly want or need to come out. I sometimes use Kik to chat to guys when I'm horny and such. I often go weeks without using it though, so I delete it (to save space on my phone) and then reinstall it.
Wh... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1401120362 | 1401311122 | t3_26irtc | t5_2to41 | 5 | LouderBot: FUCK YOU
Sibire: **NO, FUCK YOU!!!**
Username__Irrelevant: **LOUD NOISES**
Sibire: **FROTHING! AT! THE! MOUTH!**
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1400997154 | 1401152668 | t3_26fgef | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheCowfishy: TIFU by trying to jump a hurdle
This happened Friday, but anyways I wanted to share. I was running the track at my school with some friends just messing around. There were some hurdles set up, and I decided it would be hilarious to jump over one. what I didn't realize was that this was one of the high hurd... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1401121457 | 1401454385 | t3_26j3ej | t5_2to41 | 4 | dubaitifu: Tifu by fixing myself in lift
Hey reddit i live in Dubai , UAE .. And today after swimming i had shower in the shower area outside swimming pool and put my T shirt and Jeans on and tool life to go my apartment which was on higher floor , Now once in lift there was a lady on it and as lift started going up i ... | 4 | 1 | |
1401111587 | 1401136652 | t3_26iqc7 | t5_2to41 | 163 | notapantsday: TIFU by assembling a grill on the toilet
So today on my way home I bought a new grill. I had to rush the last few meters because I felt an enormous pressure in my colon and was about to burst. I made it to the bathroom just in time. After the initial explosion only brought a partial relief, I realized tha... | 4 | 40.75 | |
1401127141 | 1401218284 | t3_26jcc0 | t5_2to41 | 2,503 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my kid eat her own poop.
One day my infant daughter, who is crawling everywhere and learning to walk, took a pretty nasty, runny, stinky shit. So I do what I always do and pulled her diaper off and balled it up. Our trashcan is a straight shot from the living room, so I always try to toss i... | 21 | 119.190476 | |
1401133466 | 1401136108 | t3_26jm7n | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU bad [serious]
I don't want the negative comments about what I did. I have no where else to go with this issue so I decided to share and maybe get positive feedback or help from you nice reddit people.
I am so in love with my current boyfriend. In all honestly, he is so perfect to me in every way possi... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1401133725 | 1401188951 | t3_26jmo7 | t5_2to41 | 39 | TheCottageisonFire: TIFU by believing I could hold in a pee
Just a few minutes ago I was out in downtown Chicago with my brother. Breeze to my back, outfit looking great I thought it was going to be an amazing way to end an otherwise splendid Memorial day weekend.
However circumstance and a large Mcdonalds iced coffe... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1401134912 | 1401137708 | t3_26jomy | t5_2to41 | 10 | fitfortifu: TIFU by threatening to kill my girlfriend
I just lost the plot. I found out she had been lying to me about taking drugs and when I called her out on it I went ballistic.
I was talking to her over the phone and said that if she was in front of me she wouldn't be alive, then continued to reel off a list of ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1401135623 | 1401151353 | t3_26jpq5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | CosmicTitties: TIFU by throwing a party
I threw a party at my house last night while my parents were at their cabin. My step-mom left her wedding ring at home while they went so she wouldn't lose it, and someone stole it. She hasn't told my dad yet. I'm fucked. It's a 5,000 dollar ring.
Priest_Fondler: Your parents:
... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1401137476 | 1401146223 | t3_26jssa | t5_2to41 | 10 | Johnny_Tempest: TIFU By using a regular sock to Masturbate [NSFW]
I'm 16 years old, I'm in my Bathroom, thankfully my bathroom has a lock on it. My School had very beautiful girls. [If you know who the fuck I am, I'm sorry, but I was a horny bastard]
. . . So it was easy to use my imagination to _do the deed with the... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1401137959 | 1401242386 | t3_26jtj3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | trowawaysw87: @ TIFU bad [serious]
dotamen: How was that a fuck up? Sounds like your BF is a dick and you did yourself a favour.
I have old friends (2 to be exact) who now do nothing unless it is with their SO. When I say "old friends", I literally mean we aren't friends anymore. Not because we don't like each other... | 14 | 0.928571 | |
1401137748 | 1401181191 | t3_26jt7j | t5_2to41 | 160 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a fruit salad.
Today I finally managed to take my crush of 3 years on a date. It's our last year of college, and I figured it was now or never. She's way out of my league and a gymnast. However, being the sweet girl she is, she agreed to have lunch with me. Having her not instantly turn me dow... | 6 | 26.666667 | |
1401137445 | 1401152076 | t3_26jsqm | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a computer without a CD/DVD drive.
Last month actually, which makes my fuck up all the more ridiculous. I got my new computer during the leadup to finals, so I wasn't really doing anything other than final papers and the occasional netflix and game run.
Because all my games and movies stream... | 5 | 2 | |
1401137348 | 1401195369 | t3_26jskg | t5_2to41 | 31 | PIGEONPIGEONPIGEON: TIFU by hiring someone questionable to take care of my pets while I went on vacation
So I'm going on vacation for a month, and I can't leave my home without getting someone to take care of my pigeons. Okay okay, I have a couple of pigeon loving aquaintances, this should be easy. I phone a woman I kn... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1401138500 | 1401140511 | t3_26judq | t5_2to41 | 22 | EnerGeTiX618: TIFU: Picked up a guy walking in the cold & misheard where he lived, which gave me a 3 hour round trip drive to take him home, after working a 12 hour shift & had to be back in 12 hours for another shift.
This happened in early winter last year. So I got off a 12 hour shift night shift at work @ 5... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1401139633 | 1401144022 | t3_26jw5i | t5_2to41 | 23 | Gaget: [Meta] Could we get a no feces or urination rule here?
Seems like this since this place became a default more often than not the top post is a story about some poor person defecating or urinating on themselves or someone else.
I get the appeal, kinda. The stories are funny, but this subreddit is quickly becomin... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1401139155 | 1401183545 | t3_26jvex | t5_2to41 | 21 | That_guy_tye: TIFU by trusting my fart.
I'm going to bring you in quickly. Today for Memorial Day party, my fiancé and I visited some very very well off family members of hers that I had never met. When I say "well off" I mean very straight laced, white collar, wealthy wealthy people; very nice but just more than I'm ... | 3 | 7 | |
1401137784 | 1401204651 | t3_26jt99 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by downloading 50 Shades of Grey.
This was actually more like a year ago, but I'm dealing with it now.
So I saw a free sample of 50 Shades that I could DL on my phone. I figured it was a great way to satisfy my curiosity without paying money or being seen holding the book. How would anyone know what I ... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1401140772 | 1401179530 | t3_26jxz6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | TIFUTHROWAWAY52614: TIFU by having explosive diarrhea in my basketball championship game.
This is a throwaway account, have of the team goes on reddit.
So, my high school basketball team, the Dallas Riders, (Take note, uniform ALL WHITE with a green horse on the jersey) were about to play our final game of the year, t... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1401139282 | 1401151159 | t3_26jvm7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying a perfectly good pair of jeans
So where to begin.
It was around 2:30am and I was quite hammered. Been drinking since 1pm that day due to the glorious weather we received. God is good. I decided to get food and vaguely recall ordering pizza, chicken tenders, garlic bread, the works. Paid m... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1401142780 | 1401363303 | t3_26k10k | t5_2to41 | 1 | tifu2013: Tifu by repairing my car
This is a minor fuck up but it's so frustrating for me because I finally have a solid job making 11 an hour as a security guard, I usually get 12 hours overtime each week, and I get paid on the 25 ad 10th each month. So I got paid Friday a relatively fat check of 991. I have to pay 4... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1401145698 | 1401255075 | t3_26k59o | t5_2to41 | 352 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting my pants after cleaning up after my husband's bed wetting while housesitting. (there was no party involved, and we are in our early 20s)
So the husband and I were housesitting for a little over a week, everything was going really well, and we were super respectful. We didn't even have sex in... | 7 | 50.285714 | |
1401147064 | 1401170625 | t3_26k78d | t5_2to41 | 138 | luckeynumber8: TIFU by skipping my finals for League of Legends.
I'm a 3rd year college student at a top 30 university. Up to this point, my grades have all been pretty good, I'm not an alcoholic (yet), and there's nothing about me that would indicate a spiral out of control. My school had finals week last week and I o... | 6 | 23 | |
1401147145 | 1401202876 | t3_26k7cb | t5_2to41 | 11 | BabiesOvernight: TIFU by doing the biggest waste of my life
Tonight I fucked up.
It's 1:30 am. I have a vital exam in 10 hours and 30 minutes.
For two hours, I've been writing notes from my text book to a note taking website (there's also an app for it but I wasn't using my main computer) to help study better.
I fi... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1401146600 | 1401215214 | t3_26k6it | t5_2to41 | 13 | ltrain430: TIFU by leaving my computer in my living room with friends over
So I just started an online dating profile. Last night I had some friends over my house and I decided to get some feedback, show off the girl I have set up a date with, etc. While browsing we notice a familiar face in the visitor section. It ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1401148334 | 1401158865 | t3_26k91a | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by wiping my butt during allergy season.
I felt the urge to sneeze mid-butt-wipe. Last thing I remember was wondering why the "tissue" was brown. I didn't realize what was going on until it was too late. Brb I'm just gonna go burn my face off.
frictiondick: Wut.
CUNTASAURUS_REX: OP sneezed while mid bu... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1401155092 | 1401170079 | t3_26kix0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | 32funyawaworht: TIFU by getting dropped from a class and am going to lose financial aid
Online classes are just not for me, and I'm taking summer classes to make up hours to keep my financial aid. I ended up retaking a class online because an incomplete I had turned into an automatic F. I have just been withdrawn from ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1401156224 | 1401158397 | t3_26kkl4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by having an "accident" in class
I skipped breakfast that day, so I was very hungry. After 5th period I sprinted to lunch, gobbling up 4 burritos and 2 large pizzas. To top it off I chugged a carton of milk. It slithered down my throat like a snail.
Now, it got real nasty in 7th period, my last class o... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1401155997 | 1401178881 | t3_26kk80 | t5_2to41 | 23 | LordMopsie: Tifu by telling a little girl i would kill her
Okay, so lets make this clear, this was a while ago i was around five. So i would always go over my friends house. (Lets call her Maria) so one day we were playing some weird game outside and something drove me to playfully say "I'm gonna kill you!" So she loo... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1401157401 | 1401162595 | t3_26kmbe | t5_2to41 | 7 | Randyy1: TIFU by entering a unisex bathroom drunk
I was at this daytime party event sort of thing, and I had a few beers. Naturally, I need to piss so I look for a bathroom. Turns out there's only 1 bathroom with 2 stalls, and it's unisex. So I enter, and there's a girl washing her hands in the sink. I ask her "is this... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1401155775 | 1401199931 | t3_26kjwi | t5_2to41 | 7 | The_Mighty_Canadian: TIFU by peeing on my 150$ keyboard
On a Friday night, I've decided to make myself a rum-and-coke while watching my animes. I emptied a full can of coke and mixed it with almost the same amount of rum. So everything was cool as drank my cocktail and watched my animes.
At 2:00, I've decided to go to... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1401184555 | 1401188790 | t3_26kmgt | t5_2to41 | 2 | This_Land_Is_My_Land: You're going a little bit far with this. He didn't know why *at that moment*. He knows why now. If you even read the post, he said he's going to fix himself. He mentioned multiple times that he had anger issues that needed to be worked out.
I agree, the girl chose wisely in this situation, and he... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1401157668 | 1401211857 | t3_26kmpc | t5_2to41 | 9 | ladylei: TIFU now my son is burned :(
TIFU by being dumb about sunscreen because it due to rain today and figured we would be rained out of the pool in an hour. My daughter was ready to leave within an hour and my son's friend's mother offered to watch my son while my husband grabbed food and I helped my daughter cha... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1401157729 | 1401174422 | t3_26kmsa | t5_2to41 | 3 | rollll: TIFU by eating raw meat
This was about a week ago but my friend and I had a long night so we go back to her house and her mom had made those grape leaves filled with meat and vegetables. I was so tired I just bit into it and to my horror it was completely uncooked, thank god I didn't swallow. Still pretty gross... | 3 | 1 | |
1401160962 | 1401165866 | t3_26kr68 | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by making out with a stripper [NSFW]
I go to a club in Vegas a few times a year. I'd gotten dances from the same girl on the last couple of visits & she remembered me this time, saying she swore that she somehow knew that I would be coming in that weekend.
I started with a couple of dances on the m... | 4 | 10 | |
1401203889 | 1401293458 | t3_26krlf | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: I thought the same thing about mentioning she was black. It is completely irrelevant and he could have just said he wasn't attracted to her which is more accurate than saying he doesn't like the color of her skin
randuser: Maybe he feels guilty about his racism contributing to him not liking her.
ladylei: H... | 10 | 4.1 | |
1401168447 | 1401297675 | t3_26l0ag | t5_2to41 | 12 | Imuststoplurking: TIFU by going to White Castle after eating unhealthily for two days!
I'm typically just a lurker on the pages of reddit, but I believe that has given me bad karma for laughing at everyone's misery on TIFU while not contributing. It's time to share my misery for you to laugh at.
I just got home from s... | 3 | 4 | |
1401172859 | 1401186531 | t3_26l4z5 | t5_2to41 | 22 | humanjoke: TIFU by eating a kebab, getting my dick stuck in the zip of my jeans and having to get an African male doctor to help remove it.
This happened a while ago and I'm still embarrassed by it.
I had been at a concert the night before with some friends. Much partying had ensued after returning back to the hotel ... | 4 | 5.5 |
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