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1400755266 | 1400807772 | t3_267680 | t5_2to41 | 27 | ICouldBeAWalnut: TIFU by not checking my email, and as a result, missing an exam.
I finally returned to school after 2 years of doing nothing, and what do i do when its time for my first exam ?
I dont show up, because being the genius that i am, i havent checked my email and seen the mail from my teacher, telling me i... | 3 | 9 | |
1400763801 | 1400793907 | t3_267etl | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to stop my cat puking on my desk
Yesterday I was sitting at my desk and my cat came to visit me. He's got part of a shoe box I keep on the desk for him to sleep in. It works well to keep him from lying/sitting in front of the monitor or on the keyboard.
So I'm surfing the 'net, and he's lying... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1400759011 | 1400774253 | t3_2679ht | t5_2to41 | 7 | PlayaFoSho: TIFU by sending the exact same text to 8 different girls
Okay so I posted this fuck up in an askreddit thread a while back and it got a bit of attention so I may aswell share with you guys. I'll keep it short and sweet.
This was when I only just got my iPhone, so I knew how it worked but unfortunately not ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1400764735 | 1400793470 | t3_267g0r | t5_2to41 | 46 | FuzzyEarz: TIFU by not eating my hotdog buns.
This happened a few years ago when I was like 8 years old. We lived in an apartment and we have two chair/sofas. They were put together at an angle to the wall leaving a triangle shaped gap, two sides of the triangle were the sofa backs and the third side was the actual wal... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1400765933 | 1400839094 | t3_267hn2 | t5_2to41 | 104 | notapunk: TIFU by not just coughing
So I had just shoved the last of some very tasty tortilla chips into my mouth and had just began to chew as an uncontrollable urge to cough hit me. Not wanting to spew partially chewed chips all over the place I covered my mouth and tried to suppress it.
That's where I fucked up an... | 6 | 17.333333 | |
1400767660 | 1400852157 | t3_267k8c | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my relationship
Set up: I've been with my boyfriend for a few years and have had a problem with serial cheating. For a year now I have (had) been faithful, never once thinking of seriously jeopardizing the situation. I loved (and still) love him - anyone who ever hit on me, I never led them o... | 12 | 1.416667 | |
1400765456 | 1400772160 | t3_267h08 | t5_2to41 | 2 | ShoutOuttomySO: [TIFU] by texting my ex...
So I broke up with my gf like a month or so ago and have since been doing random hookups.
Well drunk me thought it would be fun to text my ex, who until now had a pretty harmless breakup and we were still friends.
So I proceed to drunk text her random chatty shit when out of... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1400770250 | 1400798433 | t3_267ob5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by leading a guy on
Actually last weekend, but I still feel bad about it.
I just moved to a new city so I've been going to Meetup events. There was a house party on Saturday, so I put on my dancing shoes and headed over. The party was fine, lots of 20-30 something nerds playing beer pong and eating sn... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1400770967 | 1400862983 | t3_267pip | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwawayaccount539: TIFU by scoring a 610 on the SAT Math Level 2 exam.
My university mandates that all incoming freshman take one of the SAT math subject tests for the purpose of placement (a 600+ score will allow for a student to be assigned to Calculus 1 in freshman year). For some strange and inconceivable reason,... | 4 | 1 | |
1400773972 | 1400814233 | t3_267uox | t5_2to41 | 115 | AuchnotOuch: TIFU by shitting on my hand.
So there I was scrubbing dishes in my kitchen while listening to some music on my headphones. My partner was in the living room watching Netflix when I walked on out to collect more dishes that needed washing. While in the living room, the sudden urge to fart came upon me and I... | 5 | 23 | |
1400776696 | 1400794272 | t3_267zea | t5_2to41 | 7 | Peppper: TIFU by leaving a 12-pack of beer in the bottom of a shopping cart in the grocery store parking lot.
I went back to get it 30 minutes later and it was still there : )
PM_ME_YOUR_ASS_PICS_: When I was younger, I worked at a grocery store. If any of the guys grabbing the carts saw that someone left something beh... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1400779806 | 1400814035 | t3_2684zq | t5_2to41 | 19 | boychuckberry: TIFU by watching porn at full volume in my appartment
I am an idiot. I for some reason assumed that everyone was gone but it wasn't even 12:30 and I was watching some fucked up shit, lets just say, and when I exit the bathroom this girl who is, thankfully, only staying here for another week in the kitche... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1400783214 | 1400873370 | t3_268avx | t5_2to41 | 232 | MyBadBrossef: TIFU by sending my brother a naked photo of myself
Snapchat is glorious, isn't it? I managed to send a naked photo of myself to my brother, rather than my partner. After drinking a fair amount of inebriating substances, I thought my girl would enjoy seeing a bit of the ole' dickaroo. Taking a photo of mys... | 9 | 25.777778 | |
1400781907 | 1400860981 | t3_2688ls | t5_2to41 | 3,675 | AllThePrettyLlamas: TIFU by shitting myself in a final.
So this happened this morning, and I'm still cowering in bed trying to come to term with the ramifications of what I've done.
So this morning was one of my three final exams, which constitutes a rather large chunk of my final grade in that course. As if that was... | 10 | 367.5 | |
1400785381 | 1400857002 | t3_268elq | t5_2to41 | 12 | india88: TIFU by trusting a flush
So, I went on a second date with a cute guy. It went well, we decided to move the action to his house in the mountains (I live in Denver, so it's not that uncommon). On the way we picked up a bottle of wine and a movie to watch. Cut to his living room, everything is going well, cuddlin... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1400790066 | 1400796027 | t3_268mn9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU and had a shitty day.
So today was fucking bullshit.
I felt like shit all night. Freezing cold, but drenched in sweat. No sleep all night. Fucking bullshit.
Really seriously debate calling in to work this morning. Need money, so I don't.
Day is going pretty good. Stomach kinda hurts, but not too b... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1400788725 | 1400795347 | t3_268kfn | t5_2to41 | 4 | RegularWhiteShark: TIFU by telling my friend to get a life.
This was actually back in 2007, when I was 14.
It was bonfire night, and I was going to a bonfire/fireworks display around 25 miles from where I lived, (had a huge crush on a girl who lived near there), which is quite a distance when you live in North Wales.... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1400784070 | 1401525544 | t3_268cc9 | t5_2to41 | 32 | ButtplugBlues: TIFU by sending my mother, father, and brother to fetch buttplugs from my old apartment...
Throwaway because I need to preserve my dignity while I can.
My dad and I love to prank and play jokes on each other. He's definitely better than I am at it, but a couple of months ago, I came up with a golden ide... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1400793000 | 1400807930 | t3_268rps | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by scratching myself and making a typing error
These two happened on different days. The first one still makes me cringe when I think about it. I live in the country and was doing yardwork over the weekend, which earned me a few particularly nasty chigger bites all over my legs, ankles, and more sensiti... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1400789777 | 1400808156 | t3_268m5k | t5_2to41 | 48 | mibbsy: TIFU by almost drowning a four year-old
This story takes place when I was a mere child of fourteen years; filled with hopes and dreams. And (mostly) inexperienced in the field of almost drowning small children.
During this time I was visiting my friend in America and, due to it being hot as fuck outside, we d... | 3 | 16 | |
1400794812 | 1400964655 | t3_268us4 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Nothate: TIFU By showing a group of old ladies a naked photo of my girlfriend.
So today I went to a shirt making place to make up some shirts for my buddies bachelor party. Well I found this awesome photo on the web of a bachelor shirt that I wanted to kind of recreate so I saved the photo on my phone. Well I get to th... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1400796792 | 1400812540 | t3_268y19 | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU Pulling up porn in class
So I'm sitting in class now writing this, literally just happened. LMAO.
Last night I had to use my phone for my wank session because my laptop has been messed up. Well anyways I guess I didn't close the tab from Google chrome on my phone, just hit the home button and continue... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1400805361 | 1400821045 | t3_269b16 | t5_2to41 | 18 | 1800Redcross: TIFU By taking tylenol
This actually happened a few weeks ago, but I think its still pretty pertinent
Everything started on the weekend of my SAT, where I woke up and immediately realized I was either sick, or in the grasp of allergies, or something. It was one of those times where you wake up and your... | 3 | 6 | |
1400809962 | 1400811346 | t3_269hty | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost killing myself (long);(TLDR)
First of all I would like to say that I am just a normal lurker and have never submitted a post before, but the thing I did today, scaring the shit out of me motivated me to do so.
So the last couple of days I have been constantly going to bed at around 7 in the m... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1400801788 | 1400898069 | t3_2695mq | t5_2to41 | 6 | jimmikins: TIFU by giving the wrong directions
So I was walking down the road with a friend, when a car pulled up next to us. Someone rolled the window down, and it was an old lady.
"Hello," she said
Me and my friend replied the same way back.
"Do either of you know how to get to the high school?" she asked.
I don... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1400805959 | 1400820238 | t3_269bxd | t5_2to41 | 43 | holyerthanthou: TIFU by telling the other lifeguard it was a penny.
I was a fill in lifeguard at a pool and there was a full class of 2nd graders in the pool and had been for some time.
One of the on-staff guards flagged me over... pointed and asked what that copper looking thing in the water was.
I wandered over lea... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1400812091 | 1400843036 | t3_269kxc | t5_2to41 | 20 | ifeeltrapped1234: TIFU by talking about my dick with my cousin
My cousin twice removed and I met about a week ago at a family event and I was quite nervous of her. I luckily got over it and after going to the movies and stuff, we exchanged contact info and talked this whole week.
Well eventually the topic lead to her ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1400816959 | 1400869819 | t3_269rog | t5_2to41 | 337 | bitmydickthrowaway: TIFU by accidentally biting myself in the dick
So tonight, I decided it would be a good night for me to get high. I was home alone, and had all the wonders of drugs and internet porn at my hands. I decided to jerk off, and during that magical act I decided to try to suck my own dick. During the hea... | 14 | 24.071429 | |
1400818978 | 1400892762 | t3_269u4m | t5_2to41 | 121 | [deleted]: TIFU by dating my cousin.
So about 2 months ago, I met this girl. She is a few years younger than me (I'm 22, she is 18) and works at a grocery store with my little brother who is 17. He had tried hitting on her before but she wasn't interested, but when she saw me come in to buy something she apparently was... | 13 | 9.307692 | |
1400812972 | 1400939068 | t3_269m7w | t5_2to41 | 19 | DrJoeHN: TIFU at physical examination with female doctor
Have you ever been too a physical examination? Essentially I went today and when I undressed to get into the gown I got an erection from the feeling of being practically naked with a female doctor.
It wasn't obvious until she palpitated my sexual organs. I'm hon... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1400819412 | 1401044249 | t3_269um8 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Drumlin: TIFU by calling my son "boy" in front of some black people.
I've called my son 'boy' since the day he was born. I use the term out of pride, because he is, in fact, my boy, and he makes me proud every single day.
While at a track meet today, he threw his personal bests in both shot put and discus, and I wa... | 4 | 6 | |
1400822361 | 1400867595 | t3_269y11 | t5_2to41 | 483 | pupton_sinclair: TIFU by showering too hard
So TIFU by following my usual routine and getting spited by the gods of cleanliness.
I was in the shower, in the midst of cleaning my incredibly average bod. I work for a startup putting in 12-14 hour days, so I get pretty goddamn stanky. So I'm riding the train to sudstown,... | 5 | 96.6 | |
1400829428 | 1400857703 | t3_26a2jc | t5_2to41 | 10 | PM_ME_YOUR_CHINS: Wow a whole year? You deserve an award! I don't have a regular sex life, and for the last three years I was in a long distance relationship. As a guy in LOVE I found ways to deal with sexual urges and managed to subdue them.
You justify your cheating because you, at one time, weren't a bad person, a... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1400828176 | 1400859107 | t3_26a3qz | t5_2to41 | 585 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling this joke...
I texted my friend this joke.
"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke?"
"Your mum can't take a joke."
... His fucking dad was the one that read the message...
MonkeyTails33: your friend fucked up. i like your joke. i don't believe his dad read it. i do not belie... | 6 | 97.5 | |
1400834431 | 1400871070 | t3_26a8s5 | t5_2to41 | 98 | INVICTU5: TIFU by ruining my girlfriend's first time. [NSFW]
I should probably preface this by saying, she was a virgin, and I am not. I love her very much, but she wasn't ready, and I never blamed her for it. Well, here's what happened: After five months of just fooling around and painful sexual frustration on my p... | 5 | 19.6 | |
1400843564 | 1400863930 | t3_26afr7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | fookin_funny: TIFU by snapchatting with a girl I met online and was instantly obsessed with
esearcher: It sucks to not have closure, but you can't force someone to tell you things they don't want to say. Unfortunately, I think you are just going to have to make peace with it being over.
ETA: misplaced compassion befo... | 12 | 1.333333 | |
1400845252 | 1400968443 | t3_26ah96 | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my parents know all the sexual things my girlfriend and I have done
This really happened around Easter time.
Okay so I'm 16 years old and in highschool. I have been dating a girl for 2 years and am in a committed relationship. Well being only 16, we have do what what teenagers do... experime... | 15 | 4.533333 | |
1400847500 | 1400860183 | t3_26ajhj | t5_2to41 | 369 | slit27: TIFU by drinking too much wine
I've been dating this very attractive girl for about two weeks now and things have been very good. We have taken everything slow and we really enjoy each other's company. She had slept over a few times but we just cuddled because I have a roommate. Well this week my roommate was g... | 5 | 73.8 | |
1400836047 | 1401188246 | t3_26a9zf | t5_2to41 | 224 | fuckingflatspots: TIFU by scorching my anus
I am currently typing this at my desk whilst sat on a frozen bag of chips (not the most comfortable frozen food) and every word typed is filled with a deep regret.
So, I was half way home from my girlfriends house when I felt the urge to lay down the spicy brown. I thought i... | 5 | 44.8 | |
1400815796 | 1400854421 | t3_269q3q | t5_2to41 | 11 | pongo-pongo: TIFU by being caught in possession of a beard by the French border patrol.
I made the mistake of growing a relatively tame beard before trying to board a flight from France to Canada, supposedly the most inclusive and lovely of all the ex Colonial nations.
The beard in question was a natty little goatee ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1400845025 | 1401343015 | t3_26ah1v | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a friend out on her bs and thus ending the friendship
We've been close since we met each other last spring. We had this kind of immediate connection that rarely enough happens. Met once or twice every week at a café, chatted, laughed, girl stuff, whatever. Great times, no obligations.
For t... | 6 | 11.166667 | |
1400848871 | 1400850922 | t3_26akv2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to mess with my friend
Backstory: One of my friends plays a game called Super house of dead ninjas. He really loves the game, and is pretty good at it.
I wanted to show him N, Way of the ninja, pretty amazing game, albeit a bit old. I was bored at the time, and wanted to mess with him, so I ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1400846314 | 1400859610 | t3_26ai82 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by picking my nose and worse
Like many other TIFUs this did *not* happen today. It actually took place when I was eight years old.
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It was a typical day. I came home from school and started playing ToonTown (my favorite game at the time). As I was defeating the cogs I noticed my webcam light appear... | 3 | 1 | |
1400857360 | 1400878969 | t3_26aw9t | t5_2to41 | 30 | crisothetank: TIFU by picking a spot just before entering an exam
I don't get many spots, so this boiler I got right next to my nose had been bugging me all morning. I was outside my exam room ready to sit my AS philosophy unit 2 paper when I pulled it off and sighed a sigh of relief. That relief didn't last long. I lo... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1400860194 | 1400882784 | t3_26b0qe | t5_2to41 | 1,096 | noyoureabanana: TIFU by peeing in the shower
This actually happened a little over a year ago but it still haunts me. Also, new to this sub, so apologies in advance if this isn't the most eloquently explained fuck up :)
I've always been a shower-pisser. Don't lie, you know you do it too. Normally it's not gross because... | 10 | 109.6 | |
1400860633 | 1400914852 | t3_26b1dz | t5_2to41 | 247 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing my torrents were flagged by my company's ISP
Well, fuck. ISP told my company that there was a file dl'd (casual pron) by me. I've been freaking out. It is likely that they have all the information necessary to pin me. I've swapped IP addresses statically, downloaded file shredders. Take... | 10 | 24.7 | |
1400858430 | 1400906445 | t3_26axxv | t5_2to41 | 369 | TheDevilsMC: TIFU by saying money shot in front of my gf's parents on our first meeting NSFW (kinda)
So technically this happened about a week ago but I'm really apprehensive about posting anything on here since I know how you guys eat people alive but anyways...
My girlfriend was getting ready to graduate from colle... | 8 | 46.125 | |
1400859600 | 1400865094 | t3_26azrz | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by scooting a night stand over.
Just moved in to a new apartment! Everything was going well until Tuesday night, when I decided to move a night stand next to the bed before I went to sleep. Now, on this night stand is a large, heavy, metal fan. Of course I left it on the stand, I was just going to scoot... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1400862161 | 1400867350 | t3_26b3qg | t5_2to41 | 47 | Mrpatty1213: TIFU by squirting expired fish oil all over my face.
So I found a bottle of fish oil supplements...
I was curious as to what they were because I had never seen them in the form they came in. They were in little oil filled pearls that are incredibly fun to try and fuck with. I'm a sucker for anything tha... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1400866983 | 1400868862 | t3_26bbc4 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Thailandthrowawat67: Tifu by fucking a girl who was a lady boy
So... I'm drunk atm after this event. I'm in Thailand and I bought a hooker Cuz she was fucking hot. Like 9/10 hot. Anyways 60$ in Thailand is a lot here and she was worth it. Brought her back to the hotel. She fucked me. Great tits bouncing around. Like fi... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1400868839 | 1400870599 | t3_26bech | t5_2to41 | 28 | Shotsfired_: TIFU at the hospital.
I'm a medical resident. And today at the Vetarens affairs hospital I work at I though I would be funny and make a little joke. We do hundreds of patient reports every day, and I didn't think anyone really looked at them. As I was going through each report I decided to slip a little... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1400872039 | 1400875576 | t3_26bjf7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Jabberwobbly: TIFU by dyeing my eyebrows brown
I used to be a blonde. (People who read this might take the stand that I proved, once and for all, that I still am.)
Much to my regret, my hair turned darker in the last few years, and I dreamed of restoring it to its former glory, instead of its murky brown color. Many a... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1400873337 | 1400887411 | t3_26blhg | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by finishing inside my girlfriend
we were very drunk and i didnt realize the condom had broken until after i pulled out and tried to take it off. I had to buy plan b and a pregnancy test this morning. im aware that we cant use the pregnancy test yet its just in case she misses that time of the month. to... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1400872937 | 1400976941 | t3_26bkvh | t5_2to41 | 94 | Mrthrowaway0001: TIFU by masturbating at work
This is actually a couple of years ago. But right now I'm trying to get a job with the government, and they do I some extensive background work, and you have to fill out a super long questionnaire of things you've done I. The past. You have to be truthful because you will d... | 14 | 6.714286 | |
1400874036 | 1400899348 | t3_26bmmw | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU, ruining my chances with a girl
Brief backstory, a while back, I tried the whole tinder dating business. After a couple days, I had decided that it wasn't really something I was interested in pursuing, but I did want to "see it through" at least once. So I messaged some girl I'd been matched with, and a... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1400873812 | 1401121603 | t3_26bm9k | t5_2to41 | 50 | sparc_: TIFU by eating protein bars
This is not a shit story. In fact, it's the opposite.
I went on a hiking trip with some friends. Being outdoorsy people, they brought bags of trail mix. I brought a box of protein bars.
On our first short hike, I ate 3 of those bars and farted all the way back down the mountain. ... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1400873552 | 1400946482 | t3_26blv1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | okimsodonerightnow: TIFU by letting my parents know all the sexual things my girlfriend and I have done
evenstevens280: So your parents are upset because you're doing perfectly natural things? I get they're probably protective but they were probably the same at your age...
Deuce1196: I'm guessing that they are very re... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1400877387 | 1400895988 | t3_26brxl | t5_2to41 | 389 | cuntwedgie: TIFU by wearing a short dress and shitting myself
Today is a pretty gusty, but beautiful day in the great state of Oregon so I wore a sundress to work (fuck up #1). Running late, I only had time to grab an iced shot in the dark (fuck up #2) for breakfast. Fast forward a few hours and I was feeling a little ... | 5 | 77.8 | |
1400877889 | 1400937103 | t3_26bsno | t5_2to41 | 12 | bcthrowaway76: TIFU by ruining my chances with someone.
Long story short, the woman I've been seeing for the last 2 months had a really harsh breakup before we started seeing each other. As in, dude was fucking crazy, gunpoint, off to prison now crazy.
I knew / know she has boundary issues, and she let me in to her li... | 6 | 2 | |
1400877861 | 1400943316 | t3_26bsm3 | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: TIFU by meeting a girl I'd known online for 6 years.
This actually happened about a year ago, but didn't know about this subreddit til recently.
It's pretty long, so if you don't have time, here's a TL;DR: met a girl on YouTube, became close over 6 years, met her, she stayed at my house for a week, didn't ... | 6 | 15.333333 | |
1400878227 | 1400910498 | t3_26bt5i | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by coughing at the wrong moment (pics included for proof)
LondonChap86: Wow, some people will really go to any lengths to get some upvotes...
roltrap: Ive been here for five years and only got 30k karma. Do you realky think I give a shit about upvotes?
LondonChap86: Calm down. Clearly a joke.
roltrap: ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1400878214 | 1401144352 | t3_26bt4p | t5_2to41 | 164 | sherbertsheperton: TIFU by Making an Ass Out of U and Me
I believe I have offically earned my Reddit "horrible person" certification. In the last few weeks, a few people I know have had babies and put pictures of the baby with a birth announcement on Facebook. Today, I was quickly scrolling through my feed when I notic... | 6 | 27.333333 | |
1400878780 | 1401034565 | t3_26btze | t5_2to41 | 137 | momoknows: TIFU - Showing my dad some work I did in school.
So, little backstory, my one friend and i send each other gay porn and pictures of huge cock to each other for fun. Yes, it seems weird, we find it hysterical. Neither of us are gay. Anyways. I just finished trade school for welding. My dad was a welder for ma... | 4 | 34.25 | |
1400882330 | 1400907104 | t3_26bzbu | t5_2to41 | 4,676 | The_Lion_Queen: TIFU by dropping my pen: a $26,000 mistake
I'm an engineer at a manufacturing plant. The company I work for produces specialty steel for a variety of industries, including aerospace. I was watching a product at a rolling mill and tried to measure a defect's repeat distance. I guess my small hands could... | 15 | 311.733333 | |
1400874147 | 1401327901 | t3_26bmsk | t5_2to41 | 3 | Marla77: TIFU by failing my drug test for nursing school
MedicTB: One of my close friends was doing mushrooms during the first year of nursing school. I find it odd that the nursing school has a drug test - so I can't comment on how strict the punishment will be, but if I had to guess they're probably looking for nar... | 3 | 1 | |
1400888560 | 1400892805 | t3_26c856 | t5_2to41 | 20 | BaconShazam: TIFU by using Selsun Blue. Warning NSFW!
TIFU Reddit. I mean, every guy has those days where he just HAS to fap by some means. Well I was home alone, my parents were at work and I had just got done with my morning shift. Being the horndog that I am, I decided to massage my Johnson. But it wasn't enough. I ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1400889683 | 1400896726 | t3_26c9jj | t5_2to41 | 28 | kathleen352: TIFU by ripping massive ass in front of my boss
(Throwaway, because, embarrassment.)
(Yes I am a pig, that's why this is TIFU.)
I'm very close with my one office-mate. I'm lucky to have a co-worker I hit it off so well with, and with whom I've been friends for a while now; we met at work, but hang out o... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1400896626 | 1400947591 | t3_26ci02 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading 'friend' posts.
I don't know if we're still friends on reddit, or if he'll look into my posts. But I've known this guy for years. I would browse his posts since we have similar movie interests, and came across a pretty personal post from some odd subreddit. I now know more about him than I ev... | 7 | 1 | |
1400885734 | 1400899342 | t3_26c471 | t5_2to41 | 13 | neobyte999: TIFU by listening to the Dead Sea ladies sales pitch and ended up buying 120 bucks worth of shit I've never used before.
So I was walking through the mall to buy some running shoes and this girl was at the kiosk where they sell you that stupid face wash crap. The girl looked EXACTLY like an old friend of mi... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1400900158 | 1400907919 | t3_26cm43 | t5_2to41 | 15 | MyNameIsElla: TIFU by throwing a baby on the ground
I'm in high school, and in high school there is a health class. And in health class, some teachers give out fake babies for people to take care of over the weekend. It senses if it gets hit on the head, if you don't feed it, if you leave it crying, etc.
I was in the ... | 5 | 3 | |
1400898701 | 1400988175 | t3_26ckgq | t5_2to41 | 9 | Baconator124: TIFU by talking about porn
So i was in 6th grade at the time with stupid dreams, few friends, and long flowing hair.
So i met this guy at my school, were gonna call him Eric just because. Anyways, "Eric" was making a lot of youtube videos which at the time, beibg my young self, did'nt realize his videos ... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1400901588 | 1400914145 | t3_26cnrr | t5_2to41 | 56 | HotShot345: TIFU by looking at my dad's phone
His phone was on the table in front of me, and he received a new text message. I looked down to see why it was vibrating, and he received a text from a number in Indiana asking, "Are you going to be a dirty animal for me? bring ..." (message cut off, and I didn't open his p... | 4 | 14 | |
1400901140 | 1400902865 | t3_26cn8v | t5_2to41 | 75 | jackson_australia: TIFU by helping my grandpa fix his emails
Not sure if this counts as my fuck up or my grandpa's but it sucked either way
So my grandpa has been complaining about not getting any emails for a few weeks now and I kept saying I'd go round and fix it but had put it off until today, I call him up telling... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1400902023 | 1401034768 | t3_26coa6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | NotACompleteDumbass: TIFU by trusting a fart
I was in WalMart with my girlfriend and my friend getting energy drinks, and I had to fart, so I announced that I had to poot, and lo and behold, it wasn't a poot, a hot mess of viscous poo ran down my leg and I quietly whispered "That wasn't a poot" with a look of horror o... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1400906443 | 1400909384 | t3_26ct9h | t5_2to41 | 5 | Flon890: TIFU by possibly getting my girlfriend pregnant
the_winter_storm: Not trying to be a prick- how old is your girlfriend? Up until this past year, my period was always completely fucking random but it's finally stable now. It *could* be something like that.
^I've ^had ^scares ^from ^mine ^being ^random, ^too.
... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1400897600 | 1401064997 | t3_26cj4x | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a private text to a group that involves the person I was mad at.
I woke up this morning thinking it would be a good day. It's a friday, I get paid today, and I'm gonna go hang with some friends later. It started off with my money not being in my account because my boss screwed up payroll. Thi... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1400904861 | 1400922240 | t3_26crjy | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting lost on the way to my daughter's camping trip
Let's begin with why this was such a big deal. Every year my daughter's school has a
class camp out. She has attended this school since kindergarten, and will be in 7th grade next year (it is a k-8 charter school). We have never attended a class c... | 3 | 8 | |
1400908326 | 1400980446 | t3_26cv26 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Teh_Critic: TIFU, watching my GF's cat and he escaped within minutes of getting him home.
My gf is on an extended trip through Europe with her friends, and her brother/roommates was watching her animal. Except for this weekend, when he is going home for Memorial Day weekend. So I took the responsibility of housing the ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1400912986 | 1400929313 | t3_26czdt | t5_2to41 | 22 | TheFluffyButt: TIFU by getting my willy stuck in a conditioner bottle.
So there I was, in the tropical paradise that I call my bathroom, taking perhaps the greatest shower of all time, when I had suddenly gotten the urge to unleash a gigantic load of the good stuff. As I began to embark on the journey of the cumming of... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1400877848 | 1401056308 | t3_26bslg | t5_2to41 | 13 | hatefullyemployed: TIFU by underestimating the power of the sun.
I ran some errands at lunch and decided to buy a nice bottle of red wine for dinner. We are not permitted to bring alcohol into the building where I work, so I left it in the bag on the rear seat. It was sunny today, but not very warm (12°C) so I figured ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1400922181 | 1400935375 | t3_26d5xb | t5_2to41 | 6 | tossoff24: TIFU by not doing my job
So I work at a nursing home, and I'm supposed to do bed checks (checking to see if certain people need their brief changed) at 1, 3, and 5. There are some people that are wet every time, and there are some people that are hardly ever wet until later. Well, I was being lazy at 1 and d... | 3 | 2 | |
1400926413 | 1400940133 | t3_26d8lg | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by my dad showing me pictures on his phone
Bfcishard: People masturbate, what's the big deal?
coriacea: But why did my dad have a picture of that on his phone!?!?
Bfcishard: Maybe he had pics of your mother using it (I have several of my ex on my phone) or if he's a revenge kind of guy, pics of him usi... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1400933176 | 1400969432 | t3_26dd3w | t5_2to41 | 351 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to wear a bra to a job interview
Background:I applied for a job in an office a few weeks ago,Yesterday I got a reply saying I had to come in for an interview today at 11am. Long story short I woke up late (10am) and hurried out the door in order to get there because of traffic.I realised j... | 7 | 50.142857 | |
1400938601 | 1400943564 | t3_26dhwg | t5_2to41 | 5 | TIFUfoot: TIFU by trying to take pictures of my female coworker's bare feet and she caught me
GirlGargoyle: You creepy, creepy motherfucker. Hope you get noticed again and fired over it.
TIFUfoot: Fuck you, I'm within my rights.
esearcher: which rights?
poohspiglet: His right to be a creepy mfo.
| 5 | 1 | |
1400942275 | 1401016758 | t3_26dltv | t5_2to41 | 329 | imnotmiself: TIFU by believing a girl on craiglist was real.
So I was a little drunk and horny last night, and whilst playing xbox, I remembered how every porn sight has that add which proclaims "craiglist is dead! Fuck [whatever the fuck it is you are looking for] right now!" This, along with alcohol mind you, sounded... | 7 | 47 | |
1400942243 | 1400960886 | t3_26dlsj | t5_2to41 | 1,871 | BikerJedi: TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997.
While in college, pursuing a degree in Information Systems, I got a job at now defunct Western Pacific airlines. It was basically a paid internship to do all sorts of computer related stuff. They were a small airline based in Colorado Springs, CO, and then lat... | 14 | 133.642857 | |
1400945820 | 1401033288 | t3_26dq2f | t5_2to41 | 107 | rocklegende: TIFU by accidently kissing my GF's mother
So, a year ago i really fucked up. I was 17 and lived in Berlin at that time. My girlfriend was 16 and lived alone with her mom, because her father left her when she was born.
In the summer her mom invited me to stay 3 weeks with them at their "second home" 400 mi... | 3 | 35.666667 | |
1400949682 | 1400992133 | t3_26duz7 | t5_2to41 | 53 | scoopinpoo: TIFU by shitting in a public toilet.
TIFU- this was around 1 AM, so still technically today, right?
So I was out with a couple friends last night, just relaxing and having a good time, when I suddenly have that urgent feeling in my lower stomach. I head off to the bar's bathroom, which is a single stall, ... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1400951638 | 1400970137 | t3_26dxk7 | t5_2to41 | 441 | Macabre68: TIFU by scaring my friend to death right after his grandmother died.
I pull up in front of my friends house and I see his sixteen year old nephew standing in his back yard. He is facing away from me looking toward the alley. I decide to sneak down the side of the house and then behind a few different tree'... | 6 | 73.5 | |
1400952515 | 1400992732 | t3_26dyqh | t5_2to41 | 62 | Pake1000: TIFU by burping after taking medication in a capsule pill.
I have been fighting an ear infection for about a week now and was prescribed amoxicillin in a two piece capsule form. Around 20 minutes ago I took 2 pills as recommended and about 10 minutes ago I needed to burp.
Horrible idea. The pill shell had al... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1400953437 | 1401007008 | t3_26dzxi | t5_2to41 | 53 | CertifiedNutso: TIFU and my boyfriend almost got arrested
So, on April 1st of this year, my current boyfriend came out to see me. He lived about an hour away at the time and would make the trip every weekend it seemed to see me. I told him to meet me at a park near some Dairy Queen about 15 minutes from my house walkin... | 13 | 4.076923 | |
1400957936 | 1400984966 | t3_26e62t | t5_2to41 | 23 | leggystretchysketchy: TIFU by letting my toddler play with my wedding band
He had my wedding band on his finger and did that excited, waving hands thing that toddlers do. The ring flew up behind him and landed right at the edge of where the rear windshield meets the flat part behind the back seats. I went in verrrrrrry... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1400951139 | 1400964966 | t3_26dwvt | t5_2to41 | 14 | kiksmcgeeks: TIFU by trying to make lunch
This didn't happen today but rather a couple months ago. For context: I go to University in the same city that I live and commute back and forth by car. Also it's in Canada.
So my day starts off like any other. I go to class for a couple hours and then I have a three hour bre... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1400958747 | 1400992965 | t3_26e772 | t5_2to41 | 1,287 | clowngoo: TIFU by throwing a newborn puppy on the tile floor as hard as I could
So this is from a few years ago. I used to work at an animal hospital and would frequently observe and help out with surgeries. So that day the vet is delivering a litter of lab puppies via C-section, the procedure is that when she pulls a ... | 11 | 117 | |
1400964824 | 1401368003 | t3_26ef3u | t5_2to41 | 21 | SuperSniperGuy: TIFU by wearing sunglasses while mountainbiking in the park
I always wear sunglasses while mountainbiking to shield my eyes from the sun, rain, mud, sand and dust. Today I learned the hard way that you shouldn't do so in a forest like area.
While doing my regular 30 km (18.64 miles) training wich I do ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1400964848 | 1400992635 | t3_26ef4z | t5_2to41 | 33 | throw4wayact: TIFU by having a spank sesh while connected to my work network through VPN
title says it all. had some work to do in the morning and when i was done i exited remote desktop but left my VPN on and had some healthy "me time" and about an hour later realized I visited all those sites through my work network.... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1400971489 | 1401069356 | t3_26enk5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing short sleeves to work.
Alright, backstory.
I have a lot of severe scarring on the majority of my body. I got into a motorcycle accident about a year ago and my skin scars very badly. So, even the smallest road rash turns into a giant-ass keloid.
Normally, I never wear short sleeves to wo... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1400974079 | 1400986184 | t3_26eqp0 | t5_2to41 | 70 | haydenkristal: TIFU by breaking my finger in an egg beater while making empanadas. Bonus! I am testing to become a sign language interpreter next Tuesday!
This actually happened about 2 weeks ago but I just found this sub and it is still a fuck up of enormous proportions. I am Deaf myself and rely on ASL in my day-to-d... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1400977082 | 1401000501 | t3_26euba | t5_2to41 | 22 | ericb4prezident: TIFU on my first day as a server
This actually happened about 7 years ago on my first day as a server by myself.
I was completely new to serving and knew nothing except for the couple days of training I had received. I was very nervous and felt like I could do nothing right. I was always behind and a ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1400985892 | 1402040049 | t3_26f15x | t5_2to41 | 1,987 | ididntmeantodothat: Nope.. never again. I just figured out what he meant by counter.. MY counter can stay at one.. reddit can do what the fuck it wants.
Mmm_Booze: well you could do that, OR, you could orchestrate the worst possible practical joke of all time. See if you can arrange a second "meeting" with the same co... | 22 | 90.318182 |
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