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1401155530 | 1401178058 | t3_26kjkk | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheBeetusWithin: TIFU by missing an e-mail
I'm usually on top of all my college e-mails but if I'm making this post that probably means I messed up.
Turns out I missed an e-mail from one of my professors telling me that he needed a file or else I would receive a 0 for my final.
This was from 9 days ago.
I just saw i... | 3 | 3 | |
1401175421 | 1401285929 | t3_26l75j | t5_2to41 | 21 | MmmCake1: TIFU by getting so drunk I slept with my manager
I went out drinking with my work mates and ended up drinking excessive amounts of alcohol (enough that there is an abundance of blank spots in my memory). We ended the night at my managers place, where the manager and I had extremely loud sex, while my co-worke... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1401177516 | 1401183203 | t3_26l8xk | t5_2to41 | 14 | moderatelybadass: TIFU by sending an angry, but joking, text to my mom, instead of my roommate. NSFW words.
JackTickleson: First off you need to learn how to properly cuss
moderatelybadass: It's intentional. True release of anger is a freeing of the tongue, with no thought of appropriateness or clarity.
JackTickleson:... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1401180690 | 1401182041 | t3_26lb8j | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by using my phone in a car.
Literally not more than 10 minutes ago, I was on my phone in my moms car on the way to the hospital for a check-up. I started feeling sick so I rolled down the window and turned my phone off. After a while I felt better, we were pulling into the car park and...I was sick. All... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1401183158 | 1401184315 | t3_26ld44 | t5_2to41 | 49 | WhoNeedsMoney789: TIFU by transferring all my money into nothingness
So today I was admiring how much money I'd managed to save up these past few years when genius struck me and I realized that now would be a good time to try to put it into a savings account to start getting a little extra interest on the side. So exci... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1401181803 | 1401411740 | t3_26lc2s | t5_2to41 | 1,734 | toilet_redditr: TIFU by self serving at my gf house NSFW
After a long night of drinking for my gfs 21 we leave the bar after more drinks than we could count with her parents taking care of the tap we go to a diner and go home and get into bed. Being in a long distance relationship and her living at school during school... | 9 | 192.666667 | |
1401184922 | 1401297700 | t3_26lefs | t5_2to41 | 22 | burrito686: TIFU by sending a risqué snapchat to my sister instead of my boyfriend
I downloaded the new snapchat and thought i'd try and figure it out. Thinking I was sending it to my bf, I took a cheeky snap and clicked send, only to find out it had been sent to my sister.
Not only does she not really know about my bo... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1401186689 | 1401241541 | t3_26lfqj | t5_2to41 | 9 | BindweedHawkmoth: TIFU by throwing up on my dog.
This happened a long time ago, but will stay with me forever. At least now I can look back and laugh, and I hope it makes someone else laugh too. (tl;dr at the bottom).
The year was 2009. I had recently been introduced to the wonders of marijuana, and was self medicatin... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1401188267 | 1401209195 | t3_26lgz5 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Iwatchyouinyoursleep: TIFU by ruining my best friends relationship with gay porn
5ft4masterrace: Wow I do similar. I set backgrounds to rotate periodically to gay porn, alter default search engines, change homepages on browsers, swap episodes of shows they like to porn with edited thumbnails/titles.
I really hope I d... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1401190576 | 1401221417 | t3_26lizv | t5_2to41 | 19 | Crappy_Cartoon: TIFU By leaving my school google account connected on my computer.
Currently shitting myself, I have no access to the history as the Admin takes full control over it, pretty average history for a 16 year old boy, however along with the porn searches and bear grylls enema in pacific ocean' ( I was curiou... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1401192961 | 1401210307 | t3_26lle6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | p0tat07: TIFU by messing up a green on a golf course
Ok so like some other posts, this didn't happen today, but about a month ago. I was learning to mow greens cause my dad is grounds maintenance superintendent, meaning he keeps the golf course looking nice. Anyway I was 15 and when I turned 16(yesterday) he will emplo... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1401189955 | 1401270686 | t3_26lieg | t5_2to41 | 14 | redeyesatnight: TIFU By punching my friend who was supporting me
I am 17 and have known I was Bi for a few years. With starting 6th form college this year and the party's that come with it I have been spending more time around my friends in a state where my judgement is impaired.
Well this night, I was at my best frie... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1401196563 | 1401273359 | t3_26lpfy | t5_2to41 | 739 | IJustWantGames: TIFU by ruining a relationship by buying a board game
**WARNING: Massive wall of text**
This actually happened yesterday. Before I get into what happened, I have to throw a bunch of backstory at you for context.
When I was younger, I was a somewhat chubby awkward Asian kid who didn't have much self-... | 8 | 92.375 | |
1401198421 | 1401224176 | t3_26lrzm | t5_2to41 | 17 | AliceKitten: TIFU by saying sex is just sex
My fiance was telling me how sex is special and that it wouldn't be the same if he went out and had sex with some other girl. I said sex is sex it'd be no different with anyone else unless they're just bad in bed. I also admitted I have no emotional connection during that t... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1401212428 | 1401288869 | t3_26lt7f | t5_2to41 | 42 | KriiLunAus: I threw up when I was a teenager giving my BF at the time head for the first time. I was young and inexperienced, and he didn't bathe for over 2 weeks and left that part out. OMG the smell and taste, plus he was uncircumcised and had tasty things under the foreskin! I was down there for maybe 10 seconds be... | 8 | 5.25 | |
1401207961 | 1401208832 | t3_26m6zv | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU sending dirty texts
This happened when my wife and I were still dating early on. So I drove to my wifes house to pick her up since we only saw each other on the weekend.
Well she had gone inside to get her stuff for the weekend. I was parked outside and just started texting assuming it was my wife.
I ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1401209719 | 1401210896 | t3_26ma19 | t5_2to41 | 16 | throwaway_shitfaced: TIFU by getting shit-faced before going to the airport. They didnt let me get on the flight
I was so drunk that I started talking non-sense. They called a cop to calm me down. I had to drink a few coffees and lots of water. Finally they booked me on the next flight. Lost half and day and feel like ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1401208050 | 1401261210 | t3_26m75h | t5_2to41 | 212 | ohnogopro: TIFU by waking up in the back of a blue Mustang.
It had been a very blurry Friday night downtown. OK, in truth it was a complete blackout Friday night. The next morning I awoke to the morning sun bearing down on my through the back of a car window. I rub my groggy eyes, sit up and look around. Phone, Wal... | 5 | 42.4 | |
1401210735 | 1401230128 | t3_26mbq1 | t5_2to41 | 67 | justind4903: TIFU By Contacting My Ex
Long story short, I haven't been with my ex in about 6 months time. In that time, she has been dating another guy and I was fooling around with another woman. We broke up because I was lying to her ( I wasn't cheating, I just made a bunch of excuses not to do stuff and I quit my jo... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1401210297 | 1401324353 | t3_26maz3 | t5_2to41 | 124 | itgoteverywhere: TIFU by pooping on my girlfriend's beige couch (NSFW)
This happened a few weeks ago.
I live with my girlfriend in a small apartment. We both work from home doing web development work, often on the same projects, and we almost always go to the same concerts with the same group of friends. In other word... | 6 | 20.666667 | |
1401211171 | 1401212277 | t3_26mcge | t5_2to41 | 148 | YDoesItHurtWhenIP: TIFU By Not Wrapping My Weenie NSFW
I had a wonderful evening with a great woman who was on birth control and liked having sex without a condom. I have been very scrupulous concerning protection up until this point. She really didn't want to use a condom and I felt that there was no way I could ins... | 4 | 37 | |
1401211289 | 1401311655 | t3_26mcnk | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating dog food
I just moved into my new place yesterday, and spent all morning cleaning the kitchen. Took me hours but I was really hungry by the end of it all. I decided to go to the local whole foods and stack up on food, now that I had a kitchen and everything.
I normally don't buy snacks, but I... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1401211765 | 1401232618 | t3_26mdgq | t5_2to41 | 2 | Toomuchfun21: Tifu grabbed the wrong ass
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1401213984 | 1401229483 | t3_26mh8c | t5_2to41 | 14 | theblaze57: TIFU by doing the cold water challenge.
This happened a few weeks ago so not technically "today" but I figured I'll share my fuck up with you guys here. So i was tagged to do the Cold Water Challenge. Now, I donated $10 to Autism Speaks regardless, but a few friends of mine who were also tagged went with me... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1401213080 | 1401220001 | t3_26mfp1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU when I made a dumb joke
This was actually last week but whatever. Anyways, I was in my 3rd period class and we were having a free day because we had our projects done. Me and a 3 friends were playing cards and we get pretty weird when we play for some odd reason. Anyways, my friend (who was playing card... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1401210449 | 1401217505 | t3_26mb8h | t5_2to41 | 11 | Herpepotamus: TIFU by pissing a bunk bed,
After an insane party, trying weed for the first time, drinking all kinds of things and generally making a fool of myself, some friends bundled me and my mate into bed. Me on the top bunk, him on the bottom bunk. Next thing I know I wake up soaking wet. I think it's water for a... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1401216732 | 1401264146 | t3_26mlyo | t5_2to41 | 28 | CaptainPaulx: TIFU by sending dirty messages to my son
So this isn't a story about what I did its about what my friends mom did.
I was at my friends has and we had just woken up around 11 am. We sat there in our half away states when his phone started vibrating. He received these messages in this order from his mom wh... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1401215636 | 1401235614 | t3_26mk3f | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by shooting off to a deaf person that was ignoring me
Not today, but yesterday, I was out having dinner with my girlfriend. Before dinner, waiting to be seated, we walked up to the very busy bar for a drink. We were lucky enough to get 2 seats at the bar, and we sat to have a drink.
A few minutes lat... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1401222424 | 1401224461 | t3_26mvyp | t5_2to41 | 15 | SergeantPepper19: TIFU by accidentally assaulting an elderly man.
A group of my friends and I were holidaying in Ireland for the week and had decided to just chill near a brick wall mucking about for a couple of hours. I was wearing a hoodie at the time and one of my mates thought it would be fun to pull the strings so... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1401223925 | 1401225219 | t3_26mylv | t5_2to41 | 3 | ThrowawayOnTheWeb: TIFU nearly because a 4chan app called "Mimi" saved porn to my phone
First off, this is a throwaway, simply because I am a pussy with confessions and I got friends who know my Reddit account.
Anyway, being a teenage boy that I am, I decided to watch porn, so since 4chan can easily be hidden as a re... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1401224059 | 1401225828 | t3_26myu0 | t5_2to41 | 23 | just_a_q_tip: TIFU by being a responsible adult, and possibly losing my girlfriend.
So this didn't actually happen today, but started roughly 2 weeks ago, and the fuck up is still in effect.
**TL;DR** I couldn't make it to Anime North (Anime convention) because of work. Girlfriend and I got into heated argument about ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1401224634 | 1401241624 | t3_26mzsu | t5_2to41 | 259 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in an elevator
I was at a hotel elevator (ground floor parking lot), and it was empty when I went in there. I was on my way up to the 16th floor, but on the way up it stopped at the hotel lobby floor. Just prior to the door opening, I had let out the biggest, smelliest, nastiest fart.
The... | 6 | 43.166667 | |
1401224426 | 1401277524 | t3_26mzh9 | t5_2to41 | 85 | el_mr_juice: TIFU by making out with a lesbian
This happened a few years ago. My friend had invited me to a house party and these were all people that were not in my circle of friends. So i didn't know anybody besides my one friend but the party turned all right and I ended up having a good time.
At one point during ... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1401227053 | 1401251840 | t3_26n3x1 | t5_2to41 | 5,764 | booger_dick: TIFU by teabagging my wife.
Sooo...roughly a year ago I was about to take a shower when I decided I wanted to listen to some music to make the mundane process more pleasant. I had already disrobed, so I walked my naked self into the living room to retrieve the computer. My wife was lying between the comput... | 17 | 339.058824 | |
1401227198 | 1401687064 | t3_26n46j | t5_2to41 | 2 | HappyCamper781: TIFU by thinking anti gun crusaders on reddit actually want to talk about positive change.
Psionx0: Maybe because every time a compromise is made the NRA and ammosexuals find a way to under mine that compromise. It took 10 years to get a director for the ATF. For the past 15 years the ATF has been horr... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1401227685 | 1401305693 | t3_26n507 | t5_2to41 | 198 | abootypatooty: TIFU by accidentally peeing on at least 2 dozen girls
So I was at a music festival this past weekend. In the bathroom areas hey had the usual rows of porta pottys, but in every row directly across from the porta potties were these awesome urinal walls. Basically just a long wall with a really shallow ... | 6 | 33 | |
1401223119 | 1401291019 | t3_26mx7w | t5_2to41 | 33 | MMTT31: TIFU by farting around my fiancée
This happened yesterday but I didn't have time to post.
I'll start with a little background.
Me and my fiancée decide to take a trip to Disney World for memorial day weekend. On the car ride there we start to have a little war to mess with each other. I start by calling her... | 3 | 11 | |
1401229829 | 1401231229 | t3_26n8is | t5_2to41 | 32 | TheManhandler: TIFU and held my boss' hand
Okay I'll keep this short n sweet...
I was doing a one-off bit of voluntary work, and at the end of the shift the boss/manager came over to thank me.
Now when he did this, he held out his hand in a motion that I assumed was for a manly handshake. So I started to extend my ha... | 4 | 8 | |
1401225088 | 1401363949 | t3_26n0ly | t5_2to41 | 17 | ChicksDigEl0: TIFU By punching a dog
I live in Sweden and during the Winter, the lake near my house freezes over so you can walk over there. So my friends and i Always gather up and meet there. so we start talking and one of my friends Point at something coming at us really fast. i glance at the Place he's pointing thi... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1401234968 | 1401235326 | t3_26ne7e | t5_2to41 | 17 | witchling_22: So act like it, grow a set, and ask her out.
jasoyang: OH DAMN TELL IT SON!
witchling_22: What's really sad? I'm a woman, and *my* balls are bigger than that. No need for games. Own it up.
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1401233503 | 1401238442 | t3_26nei8 | t5_2to41 | 61 | Tteeny: TIFU by getting on the GSA's Homophobe list
So I am a member of my schools GSA and today they were having a conversation about how they find straight people kissing to be weird. I am on the straight side of the spectrum and priceeded to say that I have nothing against it, but find gays kissing to be weid. I the... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1401232285 | 1401252498 | t3_26ncmv | t5_2to41 | 40 | Dem_Fuzzy_Pickles: TIFU by being startled by my feet
I'm a guy who can handle most horror films/games. Imagine my surprise when, upon seeing my bare feet under my desk, I kicked immediately in reflex. This resulted in the bowl of soup resting on the desk to land directly on my crotch, as well as my gaming keyboard (muc... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1401239593 | 1401281798 | t3_26nnup | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by neglecting basic car maintenance. a PSA to change your oil regularly.
So a couple of weeks a go I was driving home from college in my "new" '99 Civic. I say new because I just got it last December after I wrecked my Escape on a patch of black ice. My oil light had been blinking on and off for a coupl... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1401241545 | 1401308098 | t3_26nqub | t5_2to41 | 43 | inmyotherpants79: TIFU by playing WatchDogs after drinking a half gallon of laxatives.
For the last 48 hours I've been on a doctor ordered liquid diet before a colonoscopy. Clear liquids is a pain in the ass but today I had to take four laxative tablets and drink a half gallon of Gatorade mixed with 250 grams of Mira L... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1401241285 | 1401247782 | t3_26nqgy | t5_2to41 | 43 | mattatnoosa: TIFU After blurry night, Turning down FWB from attractive school friend.
Saturday night was my Birthday, Went out with friends, got really drunk, apparently danced with an old friend from school for hours.
Next morning roll over and see her lying in my bed, we talk, we both agree we didnt have sex last ni... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1401240522 | 1401578741 | t3_26np8n | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by forcing the relationship question with my "friend"
I'd been in a romantic and physical relationship with a girl since December. In all honesty, she's the most beautiful, coolest, and caring girl I've ever met, let alone been together with. I move away for school for the academic year, but we stayed i... | 5 | 2 | |
1401242647 | 1401563468 | t3_26nsl8 | t5_2to41 | 349 | Danzig74: TIFU by letting reddit pick my tattoo
On Sunday, I thought it would be cool to post in ask reddit (yes I was drinking) about my new tattoo and get the tattoo of the top comment. Most people said I wouldn't follow through, but I did.
So today, I went and got the tattoo of the top comment. To my dismay, no ... | 5 | 69.8 | |
1401242934 | 1401263341 | t3_26nt24 | t5_2to41 | 24 | GodHatesStickBundles: TIFU and got caught
This just happened less than 10 minutes ago.
So I'm 18, and I've always been especially careful when masturbating to make sure I do it only when my parents are asleep or not at home. All had been well for the last 5 years, albeit with just a few close calls.
Well I came home ... | 3 | 8 | |
1401239942 | 1401252817 | t3_26nocr | t5_2to41 | 11 | TonySPhillips: TIFU by going from [1] to [9].
So this was Sunday night. I was at a friend's (we'll call her L) house because she invited me to a bonfire. I got there about 7 because what good is a bonfire during the day?
We roasted dogs and marshmallows, talked, had a few beers, talked some more. The sun went down an... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1401239305 | 1401422506 | t3_26nnfd | t5_2to41 | 2 | Anon_Goes_To_Reddit: TIFU by sneaking a bottle into the club. Long read; I apologize in advance.
This happened a few years back actually but haunts me to this very day.
There is a college town about an hour away from the city where I live. I was fresh 21 at the time of my #$% up and an upcoming DJ in the surrounding ... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1401246611 | 1401283987 | t3_26nyi8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | OoPpQq123: TIFU by getting caught locking a disabled kid in the bathroom
chillpickle: Game of tips?? Wat?
OoPpQq123: Chasers (Tippers) run around and catch (tip) each other.
chillpickle: Ahh, sounds basically the same as what I know of as tag
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1401247165 | 1401303698 | t3_26nz94 | t5_2to41 | 41 | zhillzscaper: TIFU by asking why I never had a "Grad Party"
Today I saw an article on the news about kids graduating high school and having get-togethers. I got all teary-eyed thinking about my graduation, and I came to realize.... I never had a graduation party. I've already been feeling terrible for the last year or ... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1401251251 | 1401252254 | t3_26o4qa | t5_2to41 | 14 | pingpongpengo: TIFU by playing a prank on my 3 best friends
So me and my friend John, we were on Skype having fun studying for a test. Suddenly, John tells me of this super easy way to edit Facebook chats. While we're messing around with chats between us saying like "suck my dick" and etc., we suddenly get the idea to ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1401249720 | 1401352741 | t3_26o2uq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking to Tim Horton's with some friends at 2 am
On this particular Friday (Last Friday) night me and a couple of friends were staying over at my friends house. We had been drinking all night, so we were all pretty stupid at this point, and one of us decided that we should go to Tim Horton's for a c... | 4 | 2 | |
1401239530 | 1401273535 | t3_26nnrm | t5_2to41 | 10 | CannotLoadName: TIFU by playing osu
I opened osu! up in the middle class and music screamed out my school laptop as I forgot to turn off the volume.
license2mill: As an Oklahoma State fan I'm a tad confused. What is osu
ImShadow: [Apparently a music based game] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osu!)
autowikibot: #####&... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1401256045 | 1401258190 | t3_26oa88 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my pubes with an old razor
I usually never shave (not even my face), so you can imagine the jungle that had formed when i knew it was time to shave. I searched every cabinet and drawer and finally found a little razor blade that could fit on my razor. I got everything, and I thought I would b... | 3 | 9 | |
1401246816 | 1401316534 | t3_26nysb | t5_2to41 | 8 | gabedawg: TIFU Weight Lifting
So, I recently bought a new weight system for my basement, and one of the forty-fives has a notch where you slide it onto the bar. After scratching the bar into oblivion by trying to ware it down via spinning, I thought it was safe to put it back on. I put it on with a little bit of troubl... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1401258794 | 1401261148 | t3_26ocw3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by making burgers with moldy bacon fat in them.
So I got some ground beef that was buy one, get one free at the grocery store. My plan was to cook burgers ahead of time so when I'm hungry I can quickly throw one onto a bagel, a bung, bread or rice or something for a snack which would be cheap and health... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1401257802 | 1401345069 | t3_26obyf | t5_2to41 | 104 | slipnshit: TIFU by going to the McDonalds restroom barefooted
So I had this pair of DC shoes for a good 18 months. I loved them. They were pretty trashed but I still wore them everywhere I could get away with it, because I found them comfortable and practical. There is a running joke in my family that I wear shoes for ... | 4 | 26 | |
1401259074 | 1401300336 | t3_26od4w | t5_2to41 | 14 | Runswith151: TIFU by paying some chicks rent with the last of my money when I don't have a job
So she has a kid, was going to be evicted an I told her I'd pay her rent. I don't have a job just got divorced and moved a different state away into my parents house (I'm 20 years old), I used the last of my money to pay her ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1401260366 | 1401267961 | t3_26oe8u | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing poo at a party. I posted this in r/AskReddit but was told to come here.
agentlame: Removed; obvious troll: http://www.reddit.com/r/socialskills/comments/1lrd01/i_got_invited_to_a_party_for_the_first_time_and/
WHO_FUCKED_UP: Everyone in the story sounds so FUCKING typical it almost hurts. Al... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1401284918 | 1401300642 | t3_26oekg | t5_2to41 | 7 | Strikeoutboy: Milk is an acid
Submitterher: You're an acid
Username__Irrelevant: you're on acid.
But seriously; I hear vodka works?
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1401252859 | 1401376464 | t3_26o6pj | t5_2to41 | 27 | onemoreabbi: TIFU by having the best 24 hours of my life. wall of text inc. :/
FYI there is a TLDR at the bottom, but i dont think it can sum up the experience entirely. Apologies to grammar nazis also.
So in the midst of the bustle that comes with a vacation town like we were in, I saw her. I was sitting with my fr... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1401260699 | 1401283665 | t3_26oek3 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching a window on a train and breaking my hand (and the window)
So i got on the train as normal after work to go home.
Rushing to try to get to band practise early.
Train goes off in an odd direction on a different train line.
Train stops.
"Train control has made a huge mistake. This train is now ... | 3 | 8 | |
1401265717 | 1401320991 | t3_26oift | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of a Bandito
This happened a few years ago.
For those that don't know a Bandito is a motorcycle club. You just don't mess with em period, like most real motorcycle clubs.
I tattoo, and deal with them from time to time. If you are respectful and nice no problem, they're nice enough if yo... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1401279782 | 1401321501 | t3_26ou7d | t5_2to41 | 65 | trentfrompunch: TIFU by telling work grandma died, when they knew she didnt.
Basically what happened is I took the day off yesterday and thought it was a great idea to call in saying grandma died. What I didnt think through is my brother works for the same company. Once the message got through to the bosses he told my ... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1401281007 | 1401363272 | t3_26ovlt | t5_2to41 | 2,466 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my three year old nephew to "touch me"
My sister invited the entire family for dinner, so I decided to go a few hours early to help her with the cooking. When we were almost done, she told me that she will take care of the rest and asked if I could clean her son up so he's not all messy when ... | 16 | 154.125 | |
1401280184 | 1401285766 | t3_26ounj | t5_2to41 | 7 | justfortifu: TIFU 15 mins ago (NSFW)
Long time TIFU lurker, I've got many to share....
But tonight...
Had a few beers with the wife.
Headed to the bedroom for some fun. She came back to the room after using the bathroom.
I had some Deftones playing. Our fun time music mostly.
I decided to head downtown to get th... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1401282427 | 1401298369 | t3_26oxbh | t5_2to41 | 43 | OnyxEcho: TIFU by letting my friend know my reddit account
I broke a golden rule. A,d I terribly regret it. It all started today when we began our first class. We are one week from graduation so we do absolutely nothing in first hour. We browse reddit everyday, including this sub. Well I tell him that my Kinect picked ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1401284270 | 1401298231 | t3_26ozud | t5_2to41 | 4 | ultimateftw2011: TIFU by slowing down like a reasonable human being
My worst fear came true and I'm too embarrassed to tell anyone. I was driving on a major road by my school and someone in front of me slowed down to make an illegal left turn. I was on phone with my mom and before I knew it I got nailed in the rear end... | 4 | 1 | |
1401252509 | 1401318337 | t3_26o6b4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | hajave: TIFU while trying to give my wife a moustache ride to the Pleasure Dome
I'm actually physically incapable of growing a moustache ([Ron Swanson knows what's up](http://youtu.be/YciRonUs-Lg?t=8s)), and this happened over a year ago now, but bear with me. My wife and I had just returned from our Honeymoon and it w... | 3 | 4 | |
1401291469 | 1401397198 | t3_26pb6c | t5_2to41 | 20 | LLamanaro: TIFU by messing up the graduation walk.
So during my school's graduation, I was responsible for leading one half of the graduates out. During the various practice (took place in a different building) there was only two entrances/exists, which myself and the other line leader took into and out of the auditori... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1401294942 | 1401730455 | t3_26ph1h | t5_2to41 | 2,249 | [deleted]: TIFU by moving a baby as a joke.
So this is probably the most colossal fuck-up of my life.
I was in Wal-Mart earlier today just to grab a couple of things. I kept seeing this woman with a baby in a carseat strapped into the cart. Every time I saw them, the woman would park the baby and then walk like hal... | 35 | 64.257143 | |
1401296542 | 1401370864 | t3_26pjrm | t5_2to41 | 354 | KBubble: TIFU by forgetting to turn up to one of my finals
I thought I had an exam this afternoon, so while I was revising this morning I texted my friend to ask him which hall our exam was in. He replies saying am I joking, he just got out of the exam, and I missed it. I'm in my final year of university and CANNOT BEL... | 11 | 32.181818 | |
1401292027 | 1401322390 | t3_26pc4j | t5_2to41 | 114 | epidemica: TIFU by flushing the "Out of Order" toilet in the men's room.
TIFU - the second toilet in the mens room at my work has been "out of order" for some time. There are only two toilets, and someone was in the first one and I couldn't wait any longer.
Went into the second one, bowl was mostly dry with some brow... | 5 | 22.8 | |
1401300914 | 1401392409 | t3_26pr80 | t5_2to41 | 45 | masturbating_idiot: TIFU by masturbating the wrong way
So I'm home after a rough day of work (I'm 19) and I'm horny as fuck after not wanking for a couple of months.
I'm in my room with the door closed, and my father sits in the room next to mine. My family has this thing where they just barge into my room without kno... | 6 | 7.5 | |
1401302513 | 1401321821 | t3_26pu33 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by pooping myself before an interview.
Happened on Friday to be exact.
I got to the interview place a bit early and didn't want to bother the interviewer before the interview time. I decided to walk around and went to a McDonald's to use their bathroom.
I didn't have to go inside McDonald's but when ... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1401299702 | 1401310031 | t3_26pp5z | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by smashing a hornet
This happened when I was in middle school.
I was is my social studies class near the end of the year, so it was warm out and the bugs were around. My school had no air conditioning so the windows would always be open during the day. Anyways, there are about 30 other students in the... | 3 | 6 | |
1401304229 | 1401428901 | t3_26px4e | t5_2to41 | 272 | [deleted]: TIFU On My First Night Of College.
I posted this as a comment on another post, but I figured others would enjoy my fuck-up as well.
(This Happened 2 Years Ago)
So, it was my first night of college. I was pumped to finally be living on my own and was eager to check out the night life at my school. A friend ... | 9 | 30.222222 | |
1401301029 | 1401402296 | t3_26preu | t5_2to41 | 18 | Bill_M_Buttlicker: TIFU by sending my boss a TIFU story
I was gonna create a throwaway for this but fuck it. Anyway...
Recently I got into reddit from my co-worker and I had been sticking to /r/AskReddit and sending him funny comments through messages I saw but recently I found out about TIFU from the guy who fucked h... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1401306628 | 1401313124 | t3_26q1gb | t5_2to41 | 61 | arbsnotdead: TIFU by forgetting to tell my brother I stained his shorts with shit and he's wearing it right now in school.
Last Sunday, a friend and I went to Chinatown to get clothes for my business. I felt really gassy for the whole duration of the trip and we had to take the metro. Despite being gassy I held everyth... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1401308218 | 1401311654 | t3_26q4gd | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU and made my parents cry.
Was talking about how people who learn things wothout truly understanding the subject would not be respected even if they succeed to get into a good college. My Dad disagreed. I felt that he unnecessarily raised his voice about it, and I raised my voice back. Out of all the thin... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1401308360 | 1401313402 | t3_26q4qh | t5_2to41 | 29 | meganisawesome42: TIFU by making a Facebook post
Some background: I'm a college student living in dorms. Recently my family has been having drama because my Aunt didn't want to help the family plan for a 50th anniversary celebration for my grandparents, her parents. She then decided to try to make everyone else's life ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1401324259 | 1401393150 | t3_26q7b4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Uzaka: 4 - 5 years really isn't much. My parents are 7 years apart, and my dad's got a friend that's married to a woman 11 years younger than him. He's got kids from his first marriage that are 20 years younger than his wife. That said, if you do end up in a relationship with her. Keep it innocent for the time being. Y... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1401309650 | 1401325644 | t3_26q75u | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing a large river rock, and paying for it by shitting my pants.
So we have been renovating our back yard and ran out of large river rocks we were using to construct our dry creek bed. I had the bright idea of finding some random ones stacked along the river behind warehouses that I could thief ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1401310430 | 1401329875 | t3_26q8n1 | t5_2to41 | 46 | Zarirahc_: TIFU by leaving my newly refilled prescription on the dining room table
This actually happened on Saturday. I got my prescription for dextroamphetamine refilled and left it on the dining room table while I took my daughter to her guitar lesson. My teenage son was home with our three dogs (two tiny chihuahuas... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1401311481 | 1401315698 | t3_26qal1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Whomping_Willow: TIFU by giving my dogs two walks, making myself a total scumbag neighbor
Today I had a particularly stressful over-the-phone interview so I decided the way to get rid of all my adrenaline (thanks, scumbag brain) would be to walk my two, 100 pound behemoth dogs.
My dogs are dumber than they are massiv... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1401314458 | 1401420869 | t3_26qfpf | t5_2to41 | 168 | HappyCamper4027: TIFU by forgetting that I had to meet my parents for dinner...after taking lsd.
A friend of mine decided to come into town and he was somehow able to get a few tabs. I told him years ago in college that if we were ever able to get a hold of any lsd I would be down to try some.
So we went disc golfing ... | 8 | 21 | |
1401317955 | 1401344270 | t3_26qlfm | t5_2to41 | 8,410 | whynot_1: TIFU by jerking off after not scoring at the bar
This happened this past weekend....
So Saturday night, I went to the local bar for the first time since being back from college. It's a dive bar in a small town so I'm basically just chilling at the bar and there are only 9 or 10 other people there plus the cu... | 11 | 764.545455 | |
1401319076 | 1401356381 | t3_26qmne | t5_2to41 | 8 | Nikolai_Blak: TIFU by not washing my hands good enough.
Technically it was yesterday, and I'm sorry fellow Redditors but it does not involve poop.
A lady friend and I went out to see Godzirra (amazing movie, definitely recommend it) followed by a walk around the park and then dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings. While she o... | 4 | 2 | |
1401321937 | 1401324207 | t3_26qrax | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwawaybarbell: TIFU by letting my parents tickle me.
TIFU by letting my parents tickle me.
No, it doesn't involve pee lol..
I'm 18. It was hot as fuck outside so I was wearing a 2 peice swim suit for most of the day. I came downstairs to get my brothers's laptop charger and started talking to my dad about some col... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1401322617 | 1401354129 | t3_26qse8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU (54 Days ago) by not being insured and injuring myself during PE.
This is quite a long story, not really sure if it classifies as a fuck up or just bad luck but here goes..
A Little back story to get you started, I am a 20 year old male who spent 4 months (this is pretty much the standard duration) i... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1401323394 | 1401394884 | t3_26qtmn | t5_2to41 | 191 | kromagnon: TIFU by buying a new car.
The wife and I had already decided which car we wanted before we even left the house. We put our son in the "old" car, pulled out of the garage, and were prepared to do 2 hours of paperwork to get the new one.
6 hours later... after all the bullshit mistakes the dealership made wit... | 7 | 27.285714 | |
1401324369 | 1401340241 | t3_26qv4h | t5_2to41 | 113 | kickinthevols: TIFU by looking through a girl's phone... (Kinda NSFW)
So I'm casually dating this girl I knew back in the day. She's cool, we get along well.
A few things have happened (texts late at night, seems secretive) that have made me wonder if she's serious about the "relationship" talk. You know, we aren'... | 4 | 28.25 | |
1401324775 | 1401328562 | t3_26qvrn | t5_2to41 | 38 | uristmcmahon: TIFU by wearing gym shorts to Panera
Late last year I was diagnosed with PTSD, and I've been on antidepressants for a few months. These antidepressants have had quite an effect on my ability to achieve an erection. The libido is there, but there are no moving parts. It's a sad thing.
This morning I got ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1401324867 | 1401372232 | t3_26qvwl | t5_2to41 | 2 | 5968720: TIFU by passing on a rare market offer on Steam
So I was playing Counter Strike: Global offensive, playing idle servers and whatnot because I was bored and wanted to add a few kills to my StatTrak weapon I bought recently.
So this guy comes up and wants to sell his "M4A4 Howl" (Well-worn)
(mind you, this is ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1401309460 | 1401329140 | t3_26q6rt | t5_2to41 | 11 | dudery5: tifu by eating alot rotten food.
oops lowercase title of 'tifu' so sorry bout that.cant edit titles
sorry for any spelling errors. but heres my story.
Not today but like 7 years ago i bought a bag of pizza rolls from the store.
it was the big bag with like 120 in it or so.
so we make it back to my house but me... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1401327498 | 1401360650 | t3_26qzzq | t5_2to41 | 8 | sobergonnabe: TIFU by checking out a mutual friend's facebook page for photos of my ex having a wonderful time at a Memorial Day party.
I just can't let sleeping dogs lie, can I?
We split really badly. Then I see that our "mutual friend" keeps posting pictures of them hanging out or tagging him in her posts. I always... | 4 | 2 | |
1401325180 | 1401332027 | t3_26qwdg | t5_2to41 | 12 | im_not_a_crook: TIFU By AccidentallyvScaring Away A Baby Bunny
I was watering the weeds with weed killer next to a bush in my backyard and all of a sudden the bush shakes and a baby bunny jumped out. As soon as it saw me it jumped through the fence and ran away. Now the mom sits next to the bush everyday waiting for th... | 3 | 4 | |
1401326309 | 1401386818 | t3_26qy4x | t5_2to41 | 19 | TheAngryTuna: TIFU by ruining a laptop, twice.
This happened 8 years ago when I was in high school, but I thought it would be appreciated here. My girlfriend's dad was a middle school principle. He was pretty nerdy and liked to bring his school-issued laptop home so he could "work from home." In reality, he was just pl... | 4 | 4.75 |
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