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1401491657 | 1401494657 | t3_26wzj3 | t5_2to41 | 36 | misterdylicious: TIFU by drinking an entire glass of hydrogen peroxide
This actually happened about 15 years ago or so when I was 6-7.
To preface: my mother was always in the habit of soaking the family toothbrushes in hydrogen peroxide to clean them. This happened every once in a while, and it just so happened to be... | 4 | 9 | |
1401491821 | 1401575843 | t3_26wzqv | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheLegitMidget: TIFU: Not taking a a shit in a few days and eating one taco from Moe's Southwest Grill.
This happened last year 4th of July. There was a huge firework show in Sandhills which is a huge mall place in South Carolina. There were thousands of people there. I was hungry so I bought a simple taco and got some... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1401497620 | 1402358872 | t3_26x7jd | t5_2to41 | 4 | the_detroit_irishman: TIFU by throwing a shit nugget at someone in the bathroom in Kindergarten
Okay, when I was five, I... Well, let's start from the beginning. It was Kindergarten, and it was bathroom break time. See, there were bathroom captains, and the one for the day this happened wasn't smart. He was incredibly ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1401499384 | 1401540709 | t3_26x9uy | t5_2to41 | 20 | dalthughes: TIFU by getting scammed by a person on the street
So today I got off my internship downtown and went to Taco Bell. I got back in my car and some guy came crying over to me saying to please hear him out. Being raised compassionate, I listened to his story but kept up my guard. He pointed down the street and... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1401503826 | 1401511695 | t3_26xfhq | t5_2to41 | 37 | Benjammin2113: TIFU by taking my BMW to the BMW dealership for service.
My battery was on the verge of death and I needed an oil change. I knew it was going to be expensive but holy shit! For the general servicing and everything the estimate was 850 dollars. Ok. Fine. Whatever. Then I get the call. "Sir, you need new t... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1401506078 | 1401516565 | t3_26xi9s | t5_2to41 | 23 | ThreeLF: TIFU by backing into my house
I just discovered this subreddit and I could use a place to vent. So my Dad left for Vegas this morning and I have a very thin and curvy driveway. When I left for work, can you guess what happens? I'm backing up how I always do, and suddenly BOOM...I've stopped. Long story short, ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1401501647 | 1401597012 | t3_26xcqp | t5_2to41 | 9 | camerinj: TIFU by losing my grip on my kayak while unloading.
Went to unload my kayak for the first time this season. Don't remember what exactly happened, it slid into my face. Shattered two teeth to where there's pieces hanging. Moved another. Can't afford to even have them extracted. Today I fucked up. Bad.
krrc: Oh... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1401504823 | 1401514781 | t3_26xgs6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | octopusghost: TIFU my Econ test
Today I had a test on the 2008 financial crisis. The last part was a four page essay. About 45min after finishing the test, I was talking to someone else when I realized that in every single place I had intended to write "CDO" (collateralized debt obligation) I instead wrote "credit defa... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1401514841 | 1401654022 | t3_26xs2o | t5_2to41 | 91 | Magoonie: TIFU by watching wrestling while going down on girlfriend! (NSFW)
So this happened a few years ago with my (now) ex-girlfriend. I've been a wrestling fan since I was six. The night this all happened was when The Rock was returning to WWE on RAW.
I'm in the bedroom watching RAW awaiting the big return of The... | 9 | 10.111111 | |
1401517625 | 1401523759 | t3_26xuk2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Ghost17088: TIFU while removing my car from storage.
So this happened a few days ago. It was Friday, the weather was going to be beautiful, and my car was ready for an open top cruise, first one of the year. As I was rolling it out of the garage it got away from me.
http://imgur.com/a/CjBL9
No driving for me on my be... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1401518442 | 1401522026 | t3_26xv9s | t5_2to41 | 6 | DeviledAdvocat: TIFU by eating a whole tube of cookie dough
I have always been an compulsive eater...my "drug" of choice is usually ice cream which is usually fine because I can just buy a pint and limit it to that. Unfortunately today I chose cookie dough which comes in a tube and is much more filling than ice cream. ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1401519239 | 1401584375 | t3_26xvv6 | t5_2to41 | 282 | [deleted]: [nsfw] TIFU by going on Chatroulette
Okay so I'm going to try to summarize what just happened to me but it's 2:30 am and I'm still baffled. I apologize for the bad grammar I'm about to produce.
So it's a Friday night and I just got done watching the end of the basketball game when I decide to go on Chatrou... | 9 | 31.333333 | |
1401480672 | 1401582563 | t3_26wi1j | t5_2to41 | 7 | xparta300: TIFU posted a comment on myspace and got in trouble with my high school
So this happen back when Myspace was big, and i was in high school but at the moment i posted the comment i was at my house and i believe it was Saturday morning. The whole comment was related to my girlfriend and how i hated her parents... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1401500419 | 1401754613 | t3_26xb88 | t5_2to41 | 10 | DvesWeasel: TIFU I totally screwed up a customers order at work today. I work for an online shipping company
Yeah so I work for a company that orders from a bunch of different distributors. sometimes we get over sized items which always hose us in the end somehow. In this case it was two items that cost say $165 after ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1401523165 | 1401565162 | t3_26xz68 | t5_2to41 | 134 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my brother believe his eyes were gay.
decadentismo: Am I the only one thinking maybe he was gay all the time, and just worried he was being outed by his eyes?
Lateralis85: As a gay guy who knew before I became a teen that I was gay, the little brother probably had a homosexual bent.
And, as... | 6 | 22.333333 | |
1401533440 | 1401635916 | t3_26y6eb | t5_2to41 | 113 | ZeroWithEverything: TIFU by withdrawing $100 from an ATM and walking away without the cash.
10 minutes later I realized what I did. I rushed back to the ATM but it was too late. Shit.
JJareau: You are probably fine. The ATM usually pulls the money back in after max 30 seconds, so it's unlikely somebody else took it. Yo... | 12 | 9.416667 | |
1401502347 | 1401535769 | t3_26xdl6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | throwawayggbruh: TIFU By Being With A Friend When He Owed Someone Money
(Throwaway cuz idk about posting about drug stories on reddit)
So, i didn't fuck up, my friend did, heres the story. So my friend, call him John, bought a pair of shoes and promised the guy he bought them from, call him Sam, he would pay him. He t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1401532398 | 1401619723 | t3_26y5om | t5_2to41 | 527 | [deleted]: TIFU by teaching my uncle how to use a computer (He lives with us...) NSFW?...
Yeah so.. About 3 months ago I taught my uncle to use the computer so he would fuck off and quit coming into my room bugging me to lookup shit for him (I have three desktops, one in my room, one in the kitchen, one in my aunts roo... | 4 | 131.75 | |
1401546064 | 1401580361 | t3_26yhel | t5_2to41 | 3,962 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the flashlight on my phone
Well, this happened last week, and the repercussions are still unclear...
There's a cute girl who's been working in my lab for a few weeks. We've spoken a few times, and seemed to get on really well. The following week I was supposed to be working with her on a new p... | 12 | 330.166667 | |
1401545890 | 1401653183 | t3_26yh6c | t5_2to41 | 46 | stoutfay: TIFU by asking a random woman if she wanted boobs...
I work on a checkouts and it can get pretty repetitive. After a steady stream of customers, a woman came up and there were the usually compulsory greeting. I then usually ask if they want any bags but my mind was elsewhere...
It wasn't a thought about hers ... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1401537529 | 1401549268 | t3_26y9aq | t5_2to41 | 17 | lookatthisthrowaway3: TIFU by not making it to the bathroom in time.
This actually happened this past winter but man, it was a fuck up.
I was working a grocery store job. I was a little concerned about getting sick and having to call out because there was a nasty stomach bug going around, and my son had it only a few... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1401549444 | 1401560674 | t3_26ylqb | t5_2to41 | 26 | redditthrowaway0056: TIFU by getting in a stupid argument with my serious gf that might cause a breakup.
I've been dating this girl for about a year and a half and we are on the marriage path. Lots of things in common, she's smart, motivated, sweet, caring, pretty- the list goes on and on.
Last night we had been out o... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1401549913 | 1401573010 | t3_26ymc5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by smashing open a bus window and jumping out of a moving bus, then causing a pileup.
I was just finished work and me being the typical redditor staying up late fell asleep in the bus. This is the beginning of when IFU.
I was sleeping and suddenly the bus jolted hard. Somehow I immediately thought it w... | 3 | 1 | |
1401549957 | 1401583252 | t3_26ymee | t5_2to41 | 8 | SabreToothSandHopper: TIFU in HD!
A lot of people have weird or kinky things they do in their own home, I have a few of my own that got me into trouble. I am very attracted to electronics equipment, especially thinks that hold a lot of power or significance like films that have been worked on for years by hundreds of p... | 4 | 2 | |
1401552509 | 1401607370 | t3_26ypmw | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by also exposing my dick on Chatroulette
This is in reference to [this fuck up](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/21hp6f/tifu_by_showing_my_dick_on_chatroulette/).
Long story short, the same thing happened to me about an hour ago. I'm still freaked out. Stayed home this Saturday night and decided t... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1401552606 | 1401555045 | t3_26yprs | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by slapping an autistic kid while fundraising for my school
Now to be clear I had no idea he was autistic I just thought he was being a dick. But anyways we were selling those gold cards for my football teams fundraiser, so I'm all decked out in my uniform and what not standing out front of our local gr... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1401553990 | 1401565604 | t3_26yrli | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by water going down the wrong pipe
So I was sitting at work one day in front of a computer and other electronics. I lean back and take a gigantic swig out of a bottle of water. Mouth full of water I take a gulp and down it goes the wrong pipe. I then projectiled about a third a bottle of water all over ... | 4 | 1 | |
1401514085 | 1401638401 | t3_26xrbt | t5_2to41 | 7 | TotalHamman: TIFU by giving my highly allergic sister some juice with Banana.
As the title states, my youngest sister is highly allergic to bananas. She has to carry an Epi-Pen with her just in case she eats anything with banana in it.
So she is over right now and I just give her a mixed drink with a small amount of ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1401556186 | 1401616140 | t3_26yulm | t5_2to41 | 92 | Fumbledink: TIFU by having a spider on my crotch
I had just had a shower, had dried off, and was getting dressed. Little did I know that the eight-legged personification of Satan himself had plans already set in motion for my immediate pain and misery.
As I calmly proceeded to pick up and pull my jeans on, I reached f... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1401553473 | 1401559771 | t3_26yqwa | t5_2to41 | 6 | ermagerdmofo: TIFU by cuddling with my ex's best friend
Last year I broke up with my SO (we will call him D) of 2 years because he admitted to not really caring about me, and only using me for the sex.
Over the time that I became really good friends with D's friends that have taken me in and are helping me with a lot... | 3 | 2 | |
1401557555 | 1401584653 | t3_26ywi0 | t5_2to41 | 121 | [deleted]: TIFU by passing out during a class presentation
This happened a few months ago, but why the fuck not share this.
I was taking a management class where we had to put together a 20 minute presentation to share to the class about a company and it's history. Without looking at the PowerPoint slides and you can... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1401558506 | 1401681967 | t3_26yxrn | t5_2to41 | 365 | ShamedThrowaway3232: tifu by forgetting to lock the door while masturbating in the shower, which led to me being discovered accidentally hiding as my roommate took a dump.
Sometimes what I like to do is go into the bathroom, turn all of the lights out, and masturbate in the shower. I do not turn the water on, I just hu... | 10 | 36.5 | |
1401559079 | 1401699171 | t3_26yyl0 | t5_2to41 | 26 | GrindThemIn138: TIFU by performing music I had recorded under a fake name.
Last night I went to see two of my good friends play at some bar down the street. I showed up pretty drunk and of course drank more. One of these friends is the only one who knew my secret.
I have recorded albums under a different name and cla... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1401559963 | 1401726023 | t3_26yzt1 | t5_2to41 | 20 | ifeelbadthrowawayy: TIFU by lying to a guy and saying I couldn't meet up with him due to feeling sick. Guess what happened.
So today this guy I know (let's call him X) texted me, asking me if I wanted to meet up/hang out. Before I continue I'll give a some quick background info of the nature of our relationship.
We'r... | 5 | 4 | |
1401554867 | 1401619505 | t3_26yss4 | t5_2to41 | 17 | deptford: TIFU by sending a onedrive album full of an actress in lingerie to my brother's e-mail account
TIFU by sending a onedrive album full of an actress in lingerie to my brother's e-mail account. Unfortunately, he shares it with his gf. Who does that FFS?
JJareau: Sooo, just to make sure the story checks out by ac... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1401558933 | 1401578170 | t3_26yycf | t5_2to41 | 45 | Saltysalamander: TIFU by running out of the shower.
So I was in the shower minding my own business washing my bum. When all of a sudden I hear my SO scream OH MY GOD!!!! Followed by my 9 month old start screaming bloody murder. My first thought was "Oh shit the baby hurt himself". So I grab a towel and made a mad dash ... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1401561679 | 1401673695 | t3_26z28n | t5_2to41 | 101 | Bermuda_Jim: TIFU by trying to introduce a little kid to a pro wrestler
Myself, my Fiance and her family are all pro wrestling fans. I know it's silly and fake, but it's a big nostalgia thing for me. There's a local promotion called NXT, which is basically the training league for the WWE(WWF). My fiance was nice enough... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1401565185 | 1401784678 | t3_26z76d | t5_2to41 | 45 | Throw-Away-Account-1: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a tract infection, and her parents find out we have sex
So was a few months ago, but oh well.
At the time i had recently got a girlfriend, lets call her Jess. She's 18 and I'm 20. Both of us were virgins, so we started messing around pretty quickly into the relations... | 11 | 4.090909 | |
1401565272 | 1401574044 | t3_26z7ak | t5_2to41 | 14 | uchiha18: TIFU- I had sex after eating Indian Food.
So my girlfriend and I were hungry so we decided to eat some Indian food. And I do not know if it is the same for you folks, but Indian food always gives my girlfriend and I the shits afterwards. This particular restaurant however makes our stomach hurt 100x worst tha... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1401565108 | 1401568865 | t3_26z72j | t5_2to41 | 5 | Idiotic_Person: TIFU by being racist by accident. To my Girlfriend.
Before you go 'There is no excuse for being racist', I agree. I have no idea what was going through my fucking mind.
I am a sufferer of ADHD. Not that it's an excuse, but when someone insults me, I'll come out with something either really good or make... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1401570194 | 1401575063 | t3_26zegf | t5_2to41 | 45 | UltimateNiggerSlayer: TIFU by picking my nose on the toilet.
It was a busy day at work and Im one of those people who pick their nose rather than use a tissue. I normally don't pick it in front of others so I do it in the bathroom or where ever I'm alone. Today, I had to take a massive dump and decided to go knuckle de... | 3 | 15 | |
1401571654 | 1401653748 | t3_26zgio | t5_2to41 | 33 | Haywe: TIFU by grabbing my falling soldering iron...between my fingers
Ye.. I'll keep it simple as it was:
Was practicing my solders, holding the soldering iron in an awkward position and the cable got stuck on the edge of the table. The soldering iron slipped, fell and, by instinct, grabbed it between the lower parts ... | 3 | 11 | |
1401549170 | 1401641507 | t3_26ylch | t5_2to41 | 15 | C4GoBoom: TIFU by shouting "Penis" at the top of my lungs during science class.
Kind of a short fuck up, but a fuck up none the less.
So today during science we were talking about bacteria or something like that. We got to talking about how some animals/bacteria move.
Now my teacher at some point said "...and they m... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1401575725 | 1401598073 | t3_26zluw | t5_2to41 | 79 | arbys_crapper: TIFU and shit my pants running errands with my 2 year old son
We had a baby 2 weeks ago so I thought I would get out of the house for a few hours with my son so my wife could relax. (the baby hardly does anything but eat and sleep)
11:30 - lunch at Arby's. No signs of trouble
12:00 - Walmart. Was ther... | 3 | 26.333333 | |
1401576703 | 1402713810 | t3_26zn4l | t5_2to41 | 11,868 | BangedBadger: Tifu by showering with my wife.
Today my wife decided that it would be a nice idea to take a shower together. We do it all of the time and it is a nice way to kick start our night together after work.
It was a typical shower which consists of her using all of the water with me being left in the cold wai... | 16 | 741.75 | |
1401576294 | 1401646231 | t3_26zmlv | t5_2to41 | 8 | Temporal_Sock_Pair: TIFU by not checking my speed (lengthy but TL;DR is included)
So im 18 and this is my last week of high school. One my friends was having his grad. party in a town about 45min away so i decided to go since i havent seen him in over a year.
Im goin down the highway where the speed limit is 65. I spe... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1401579447 | 1401731002 | t3_26zqoe | t5_2to41 | 33 | fadedponds: TIFU by making a cancer joke
As a disclaimer, I'd like to say that my father died of cancer two years ago and I feel thusly entitled to make cancer jokes.
Today, I was at a biking event, dicking around with a friend of mine who has a similar sense of humour to mine. At one point, I commented on the colour ... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1401514043 | 1401583739 | t3_26xrac | t5_2to41 | 13 | RyGuy997: TIFU Typing in class
I was sitting in the back row of the library classroom along with a bunch of people, including a guy we're gonna call "B" (He's the guy who did the fucking up). Keep in mind the room was almost silent. So B was talking (whispering) to another guy next to to him about some girl, and not wa... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1401579046 | 1401586946 | t3_26zq62 | t5_2to41 | 42 | MoistAccident: TIFU by ghost riding my truck
I work graveyards, and came home from work with a nice headache. I grabbed my mail, and parked my truck. I sat there for a moment, sorting my mail, hopped out, and went up the stairway to my apartment. I started fiddling with my keys to unlock my door, when I hear it. I hear... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1401582227 | 1401800602 | t3_26zu86 | t5_2to41 | 3 | IPoopedandPeed: TIFU by Shitting and Pissing on the Floor at a Party.
(I'm obviously using a throwaway, obvious reasons)
It was last night, not technically today, but it's still.... a fuck up....
It was a good party, I was drinking... **hard**
Suddenly, I had to poop, drunk me thought **hey, why not shit all over th... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1401584674 | 1401610296 | t3_26zx5g | t5_2to41 | 22 | DesertPez: TIFU by shitting myself in a Safeway
So this happened a couple months ago..
I was just leaving my friends' house and wanted to stop and get some groceries near my house. I always go to the Safeway there because I enjoy their massive poundage package of bacon they sell and I was in the mean spirits for some ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1401585905 | 1401588023 | t3_26zyoc | t5_2to41 | 63 | stubbytorso: TIFU by being a bitch to a bitch.
Last night the rehab I lived in for four months was hosting an alumni get together with the current residents to help motivate them in their program.
I was in the first wave of alumni to come by, so we introduced ourselves, told them when we graduated, and shared how lon... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1401585858 | 1401601792 | t3_26zym6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | KarmicWhored: TIFU by eating BBQ and drinking coffee afterwards.
Apparently the combination of the two causes your burps to taste EXACTLY like you have eaten a can of chewing tobacco. The first burp was so disgusting, I ended up throwing up the unholy combination uncontrollably. DO NOT COMBINE THE TWO!
LarryChavez: Ins... | 5 | 3 | |
1401590348 | 1401592191 | t3_27044i | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high in my room.
I have a brother and parents who are not very fond of me smoking in the house. Well tonight I smoked in my room (albeit after putting a towel under the door and using a fan to blow smoke out the window), and spent the majority of my high being paranoid my family was on to me.... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1401591276 | 1401688192 | t3_27056w | t5_2to41 | 4 | Vineo: Tifu by taking college algebra online
I am horrible at math and if I drop the class I could lose my financial aid.
vapiddiscord: Pay someone good at math to take it for you. It's online so who would know.
1_man_wolfpack: Probably can't do that, because at least at my college, all the work is online, but like 90... | 4 | 1 | |
1401593399 | 1401655744 | t3_2707o7 | t5_2to41 | 99 | farewellandgoodbye: TIFU anally prolapsing myself via diarrhea.
Throwaway for self-deprecating reasons.
To preface the title, I'm fine. Seriously. Although it was painful, it subsided and with my physician's guidance I pray that it doesn't happen again.
I work early morning shifts on the weekends to spend more time w... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1401594080 | 1401641642 | t3_2708jd | t5_2to41 | 10 | hawkes1: TIFU By having my bestfriend beat up!
So pretty much we went out with a few girls caught the bus home with them, and we'd just been to Mcdonalds (the best place to take a lady of course.) and one of them finished their drink and asked for where the bin was, being the rebellious teen I am, I decided to respond ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1401594175 | 1401641835 | t3_2708mv | t5_2to41 | 321 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating (fapping) and getting caught by the Wife
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Alright... for those who don't know, your days of pulling the penis don't end with marriage. Your schedule just changes around date night.
Saturday night 10pm (tonight) and it's time to see what Zafira and her girlfriends will ... | 7 | 45.857143 | |
1401594854 | 1401606692 | t3_2709db | t5_2to41 | 11 | madeofchemicals: TIFU- I used my PAX vape in front of casino security.
So background story, I was playing poker in the casino on a $1/$3 table with $100-$300 buy in and I got dealt three hands in a row that put me a little on tilt.
Hand 1 - I had pocket kings (KhKd), I was big blind with $120, 6 players of 9 called $... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1401595454 | 1401659095 | t3_270a2a | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering a oysters this time of year.
The oysters seamed creamy, so later I googled it.
Basically, I was eating oyster sperm and eggs.
It turns out that on the summer months, it's mating season and they get like this.
CONSCIOUS_BEING: Specifically why I don't eat sea food.
_NutsackThunder: Avoid mo... | 5 | 2 | |
1401597348 | 1401600016 | t3_270c4f | t5_2to41 | 9 | deniska10: TIFU by blow drying my penis
Where do I begin... Well, I'll start with my schedule. My normal day schedule was, wake up, have a Skype lesson (homeschooled), have about 3 hours to study or go online to look up videos, depending on how I manage my day. Then I go dance (professional ballroom dancer) and come ho... | 3 | 3 | |
1401597335 | 1401727222 | t3_270c41 | t5_2to41 | 29 | AGuyNamedTy: TIFU by playing Apples to Apples
So TIFU by playing Apples to Apples. I'm home for the weekend from college and I figured it would be fun to play a game of Apples to Apples with the family. We start playing and there's some witty banter that is going on while playing the game. Everyone's making fun of e... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1401598839 | 1401630049 | t3_270dqd | t5_2to41 | 8 | horny_trucker: TIFU my ass got penetrated too
About a year ago I drove over 1,000 miles straight to have time to stop and see me girlfriend at the time. I was dead tired when I got there but still found the strength to satisfy her for about 2 hours before passing out while she went to the bathroom. About 20 minutes lat... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1401598927 | 1401600684 | t3_270dtr | t5_2to41 | 46 | Gallifryer: TIFU by masturbating
So I'm new to masturbation. I've tried fucking myself with random objects around the house, like pens and shit (not actual shit.) In my room I have these magnetic letters that spell my name. I decided to put one in my pussy. I thought it was funny that I could just put things inside of ... | 8 | 5.75 | |
1401596292 | 1401886881 | t3_270ayx | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU by how I reacted to someones suicide attempt.
I'm not proud of it but it's important to the backstory.. back when my friends and I were all in our late teens, I used to turn off the politically correct filter and exaggerate my opinion of things. Typical late-teen stuff where it is your opinion but it's ... | 8 | 12.5 | |
1401599950 | 1401611420 | t3_270ev0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by inviting a 3rd along for a trip
My fiance and I had bought an extra ticket for an upcoming festival so we could sell it for a profit. Instead of doing so we decided last minute that it would be a good idea to invite this chick we met online(we are in an open relationship) to come along with us. To ou... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1401596762 | 1401610368 | t3_270bhc | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting my pants at work
So it's about 3 o'clock at work and I get a rumbling in my stomach. Knowing I'm about to take an epic shit, I let my coworker know I'll be right back and go to the bathroom.
So I begin releasing my feces and I would describe the texture as similar to yogurt, not firm or lo... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1401608456 | 1401634153 | t3_270m0u | t5_2to41 | 6 | shouldakeptmymoney: TIFU by mishandling a traffic accident
I was driving somewhere and was stopped at a light. The light changes to green, and the car in front of me punches it to go. I ease off the brake and start to accelerate, and suddenly, the car in front of me slams on her brakes. I run right into her. "Shit!" I ... | 3 | 2 | |
1401609547 | 1401654900 | t3_270mqb | t5_2to41 | 350 | cyberx60: TIFU: I dropped my son on his head.
This does not contain anything about sex or shit. Figure I'll either make frontpage or get lynched.
This was not today, but 4.5 years ago. My oldest son was about 6 months old. I really liked playing with him and being a great dad. Thought I had the whole "dad" thing... | 5 | 70 | |
1401609050 | 1401624523 | t3_270mf6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend. Kinda.
Okay so tonight was my friend (let's call him Bryan)'s grad party. His house is always fun, some booze, pool, hot tub, just an all around fun place.
Now for some background. Almost exactly a year ago my current girlfriend (but not at the time), and I ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1401607927 | 1401660323 | t3_270lmt | t5_2to41 | 43 | tifutbh: TIFU by bleaching my hair. NSFW
First things first, I'm a female. Just to get that out of the way.
Anyhow, today was a rainy and miserable day where I live so I thought I'd decide to change up my hair colour and bleach it. I'm not one for safety measures at all, which is stupid on my behalf, I know. So I was... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1401620226 | 1401624204 | t3_270tnl | t5_2to41 | 6 | ShitArchonXPR: TIFU by posting my shitty setup to /r/shittybattlestations. I didn't realize the sub was actually for tech porn.
we_are_all_bananas_2: O sorry, it was a reference to the song you were listening to in the last picture, but I seem to read it in the wrong way :)
Back on topic, I have a single core, ten ye... | 6 | 1 | |
1401622204 | 1401683803 | t3_270v1u | t5_2to41 | 34 | randomAnonymousThing: TIFU by grabbing a 2L bottle of olive oil by the cap
Woke up to make some breakfast, me being the half-asleep idiot I was grabbed the olive oil by the cap, which was not on properly. The fucking bottle feel on the ground and shattered leaving dozens of pieces of glass everywhere and a pool of oliv... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1401618375 | 1401667588 | t3_270sho | t5_2to41 | 13 | obliterayte: TIFU by feeding my dogs synthetic marijuana.
This happened a while back, and a recent post on here gave me the inspiration to share my story. Also, it was not on purpose, I'm not a dick.
A while back, my younger cousin was trying to introduce me to the wonders of marijuana. He was on parental probation at... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1401624638 | 1401627630 | t3_270wvy | t5_2to41 | 14 | whateverisfree: TIFU by buzzing my hair
Today has not been my day. Last night I buzzed my hair like I normally would to save cost. Why pay someone else to do what I can do myself, right?
However, after I got out of the shower today, I noticed I had forgotten a few strains of hair by my forehead. I thought, no matter, ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1401626315 | 1401704320 | t3_270y6u | t5_2to41 | 42 | pooperofpants: TIFU by trusting a fart, destroying a hardware store bathroom (NSFW if you work at a hardware store)
Throwaway account yall.
So this weekend my girl and I were moving and left packing til way too late. I needed to stay up 72 hours straight boxing shit up. We ran out of packing tape and ran to the hardwa... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1401628573 | 1401628984 | t3_27106b | t5_2to41 | -9 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally raping my best friend.
I don't know where to start, I don't even know why i'm posting this, i'm hysterical right now..
I made a throwaway because I cant even process this right now.
I'll start from the beginning.
I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years, 6 months ago. She was everything... | 3 | -3 | |
1401634771 | 1401663802 | t3_2716um | t5_2to41 | 2,043 | Potato_Salad1: TIFU by taking a naked photo with my boyfriend.
A few days ago, my boyfriend and I (We're both 17) were feeling a little frisky so we decided to take a shower together. It was awesome, so afterward, we decided to take a photo to commemorate the awesome occasion.
I took the image on my phone instead of h... | 11 | 185.727273 | |
1401632780 | 1401641841 | t3_2714g2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Reephermaddness: TIFU by peeing with gauges.
I was woken up early by an urge to urinate. Barely awake I stumbled into the bathroom. I was standing there, mid stream when I felt my gauge about to fall out. I reached for it with my free hand, but it had already come loose it was heading straight into the newly yellowed t... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1401639480 | 1401648422 | t3_271d4b | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting into a Costco bag inside my dad's car.
My parents were going somewhere and told me they could drop me off at a station near where I was supposed to go. Figuring I'd get to my destination quicker that way, I accepted their offer. The thing is, I had one of those busy mornings where I didn't h... | 3 | 30.333333 | |
1401642430 | 1401720428 | t3_271h9q | t5_2to41 | 9 | siarits-tc: TIFU by painting my truck.
Holliman48: I'm curious as to why you had a butt inserted whilst driving. Care to indulge?
siarits-tc: It was a long night.
Username__Irrelevant: Continue..
siarits-tc: So it all started yesterday morning, when I woke up with the song 'Cotton Eye Joe' stuck in my head. I really... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1401642171 | 1401744544 | t3_271gwc | t5_2to41 | 247 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting my Bluetooth speaker was still connected to my ipad while jerking off to some really embarrassing porn
I'm an idiot. I live with my sister and her and her boyfriend were over hanging out one night. I felt as if I were overstaying my welcome and decided to head to my room to watch tv (Sherl... | 5 | 49.4 | |
1401647143 | 1401665275 | t3_271o35 | t5_2to41 | 46 | KristyConfused: TIFU by running a semi truck off the road
This happened in the wee hours of Thursday night/Friday morning. I'm a trainee truck driver, and I was driving back to the terminal to finish my training, take the test(s), and upgrade from a student to a company driver. I was obviously the one driving at the ti... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1401645861 | 1401705133 | t3_271m7q | t5_2to41 | 24 | Biggeh: TIFU by taking my 4 year old Canoeing alone
So my day started off wanting to take my 4 year old on an adventure. I decide to try canoeing as he's never been on any kind of boat before. So I go to the local canoe rental place and get a 3 hour rental. All starts off ok. Let me preface this with I am a big man, 6'... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1401653344 | 1401679117 | t3_271r44 | t5_2to41 | 98 | Boner4SCP106: With that last name the kid would have been teased anyway.
Blondrina: At least she didn't name him Seymour.
nicklepickle858: Or Harry
Stoolbend: Or Richard
(aka Dick)
Zhwoobatte: No one post it...
YourMajest1: *holds up spork*
Zhwoobatte: pls no
YourMajest1: *beg for my mercy*
Zhwoobatte: Oh YourMajest1,
... | 10 | 9.8 | |
1401649765 | 1401664859 | t3_271rth | t5_2to41 | 8 | Xanthippes: TIFU by drinking underage and trying to speak with a dude who hates me
Last night I had a few shots of tequila with a friend, and was roaming around the college dorms. I knocked on a door to see if a friend of mine was in; he wasn't but his roommate, a man I do not get along with, was.
This fellow had/has t... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1401654341 | 1401737579 | t3_271yl0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | wingie: TIFU by letting a mold/fungus colony grow inside my vacuum cleaner and then running it, filling the house with fumes
Over a month ago I had a small dinner party where I served a cheese plate. Naturally, cheese crumbs fell on the carpet so I vacuumed those suckers up after the party was over. Shook all the bits ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1401652945 | 1401679434 | t3_271wk5 | t5_2to41 | 31 | mildbox21: TIFU by sending Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life to the wrong person.
Me and my friend Eric send goofy youtube shit back and forth to each other. Well I ran across the video Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life today and I sent it to Eric. Well....the wrong Eric. Instead of sending it to the goofy Eric, I sent it to the... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1401654180 | 1404446443 | t3_271ybt | t5_2to41 | 62 | jaxxattacks: Tifu by inviting a crazy girl over for my birthday
So yesterday was my birthday. Planned to have a nice birthday dinner and party when we got home. This didn't happen. Ended up being one of the worst days of my life. My mom called in tears telling me my dad decided to walk out on her and my sister. Took of... | 10 | 6.2 | |
1401654989 | 1401662355 | t3_271zm0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by having Star Wars playing during sex
So there is this girl that I have been talking to for a few months, going out to movies, all that fun. Well we decided that today was the day that she was going to come over and we were going to do the deed. She is a Star Wars fan like me so I decided to have The... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1401655109 | 1401677244 | t3_271zsu | t5_2to41 | 7,488 | [deleted]: TIFU by having an anal prolapse on a date.
Well, not today. Last week actually, however considering the time spent in reconstructive anal surgery it has been difficult to find the time to post this. My story begins with me finally building up the courage to ask out the cutest girl in my communications class.... | 14 | 534.857143 | |
1401658994 | 1401674199 | t3_2725nj | t5_2to41 | 102 | [deleted]: TIFU I fucked up by crashing my car, an hour after crashing my mom's car.
Let me start of by saying this happened within an hour. I was changing lanes in my mom's car (which is a brand new BMW X5), when the fucker behind me decides to change lanes, and speed up, rear ending/hitting my side, and damaging the ... | 4 | 25.5 | |
1401662615 | 1401793038 | t3_272b3m | t5_2to41 | 703 | mashedorbaked: TIFU by forgetting I'd had sex, and thinking it was a dream. (NSFW)
So last night I went out with my uni friends as a kind of celebration of finishing the second year of our degrees.
One of my friends, John, had a few friends from his hometown over for the night so we knew it was going to get messy - th... | 10 | 70.3 | |
1401664827 | 1401689180 | t3_272e5t | t5_2to41 | 36 | SatanMD: TIFU by drunkenly climbing a brick wall in nothing but a bikini.
So I was with some friends at a nice hotel because they had one and I needed to get away from my life. So were hanging out and swimming and drinking champagne. The night goes on and most of us are in the room. I decided I wanted to swim some mor... | 17 | 2.117647 | |
1401665022 | 1401800358 | t3_272efr | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunkenly breaking flatmates TV
A while back the people I had lived with for 3 years moved out. On a thursday one of three new ones had just moved in. That same thursday one of the bigger parties of the year was going on on Campus. Naturally, I enjoyed a *few* drinks with my friends, heading home ear... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1401666605 | 1401678801 | t3_272gpy | t5_2to41 | 6 | Phyrric: TIFU by telling my former best friend and ex that I'm cutting all contact with them.
This all started during last year, but the big fuck up happened today. During the summer before junior year, the two of them dated. I've known both of them since junior high, but I've known her a year longer. We dated a few ti... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1401666391 | 1401668549 | t3_272gfx | t5_2to41 | 7 | Rickmerunnin: TIFU by sneaking around with my "girlfriend"
I (19) had been seeing a girl (18) for nearly a year before I broke things off with her in February. I was away in another state for college at the time and she was still in high school.
A few months later we talked while I was home for Spring Break we talked ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1401664690 | 1401821574 | t3_272dzh | t5_2to41 | 138 | ksomwfpd: TIFU by going to my coworkers birthday party
So, my coworker may or may not have a reddit account so I will alter the names and such, but this story is a little unmistakeable.
I recently got a job in the IT department at my local college. My new coworker, we'll call him Fred, invited me to a birthday party ... | 6 | 23 | |
1401667564 | 1401730765 | t3_272i2p | t5_2to41 | 218 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing my best friend
So last night my best friend, who may I add is a girl, and I'm a guy, was over my place and we were watching a movie in the basement alone with the lights off. After the movie was over we decided to watch some stand up. One thing led to the next and I kissed her. She was put in... | 20 | 10.9 | |
1401667352 | 1401709139 | t3_272ht4 | t5_2to41 | 87 | Sam3323: TIFU by buying cheap condoms.
So this happened last night.
I'm a high school senior and my parents went out last night for a fancy dinner, leaving me home alone for the night. So of course I invite my girlfriend over for a few hours because as a high schooler, alone time with your girlfriend in a house is har... | 6 | 14.5 |
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