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1401824748 | 1401908721 | t3_2788fz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a fart.
kinda_alone: This is being removed due to the temporary ban on shitting myself stories.
soren_grey: Oh, sorry, I missed that.
kinda_alone: No worries, you missed the deadline by a day. Feel free to repost this when/if the ban ends.
soren_grey: Thanks, I will!
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1401822305 | 1401861346 | t3_27847l | t5_2to41 | 67 | Vanthis1396: TIFU and showed a fellow classmate my boyfriends dick
TIFU...I haven't gotten my textbook yet for my class so I took a picture of the pages. Well, I forgot that I kept a few lovely pictures of my boyfriend's dick. So, I offered to let another classmate read the pages off my ipad, He was wondering if i had ... | 9 | 7.444444 | |
1401806525 | 1401890520 | t3_277dfk | t5_2to41 | 3 | coriacea: TIFU by being depressed, so didn't revise as much as I should've
Well it wasn't today ... it was any specific day, it was pretty much every day of April.
I've had a rough time. I've been through a whole load of crap and have ended up very depressed at points. Since September, university is the only thing goi... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1401827031 | 1401828148 | t3_278ck9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Roxtrongo: TIFU: By talking to much in an interview
This Just happened...
So I have just finished a job interview as a summer student with City Hall in the IT division. The interview seemed to be going really well and I had an answer for all of the questions being asked. All my answers were to the point. However, t... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1401826895 | 1401900251 | t3_278cce | t5_2to41 | 14 | CrazyMe333: TIFU By letting my kid play with my phone
I have a few games on my phone for my 6 year old son. So, today while the kid was playing my husband sent me a slightly naughty text. I have recently letting my son text his grandparents and dad to practice his spelling. Naturally my son opens and reads the text abo... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1401819989 | 1401835157 | t3_27805m | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally cussing out a customer at work.
This was a few months ago but didn't have an account and just felt like sharing while on lunch, my manager has a reddit account and I'm sure he'll get a kick out of this if he reads it.
I work at a call center and deal with usually angry business owners.... | 3 | 1 | |
1401828992 | 1401846175 | t3_278g4l | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by humping me pillow
so around 2 am. im drinking with my parents. I'm drunk off of 4 crown and cokes so I decide to go to bed. I get to my room and think I should masturbate. I decide to switch it up and just hump my pillow. I feel embarrassed even typing that anonymously on the internet. so I'm humping... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1401830442 | 1401973539 | t3_278int | t5_2to41 | 28 | throw_away_adam: TIFU by having my first sexual experience with another man by giving him a blowjob.
I'm not worried about him seeing this because he only speaks Italian, (I'm on a study abroad program for the Summer) so I doubt he'll ever see this.
I'm 22 now and ever since I was little I've always wanted to be a gi... | 4 | 7 | |
1401832960 | 1401844140 | t3_278mwv | t5_2to41 | 38 | McHatingIt: TIFU by drinking too much and ruining my chances
Happened at the weekend...
Have had a really, really big crush on a co-worker for a couple of months now. We've been talking and flirting but to this point nothing has happened between us. I'm quite a shy person so don't particularly like making the first mo... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1401833916 | 1401834419 | t3_278oir | t5_2to41 | 7 | MarineAlan: TIFU and opened my gateway to hell...
So today I fucked up I apologize about the shit formatting I'm
On mobile
So today I was with my friend we will call her M and she was babysitting her 4 year old sister we will call her J. So I was with M and me and her were smoking hookah and her little sister J walks... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1401834450 | 1401835598 | t3_278pcw | t5_2to41 | 12 | The_Internet_Me: TIFU by existing.
Woke up, no bagels left. Forgot my lunch at home. Go to work see the news that the minimum wage is $15 in Seattle, which means everyone there is making more than I am at my internship I moved halfway a crossed the country and spent a fortune to do so.
Then I go take my car in to hav... | 4 | 3 | |
1401834624 | 1401904533 | t3_278pn1 | t5_2to41 | 366 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with the girl of my dreams for the first time
So, a little back story; gorgeous girl who works for a contractor that does business with who I work for. We met about three years ago and have always been flirty, only recently have we both been single at the same time. When I say gorgeous I mea... | 5 | 73.2 | |
1401836640 | 1401890299 | t3_278swl | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening my car windows
I'm 17 and I just graduated from high school. At my graduation party last week, a close friend gave me a check from his family for $50 as a graduation gift. His family isn't very financially secure, so I'm sure just giving me $50 was a stretch for them, which means that the gif... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1401837579 | 1401842373 | t3_278uc3 | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU I clicked on a link on reddit as my mom walked in (NSFW)
As the link loaded it was too late. I am somewhat sick today and I was coughing and breathing semi hard. A picture of some girl bending down exposing her lady parts was smack right in the middle of my screen. Her darn p*ssy was fricken frozen on m... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1401839675 | 1401843862 | t3_278xk9 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a good old. "daddy is home early!" At my GF's house NSFW
Me (M25) Her (F24)
So it was like any old day until i got that beautiful, i'm home alone come over text. (she lives at home going through a indecisive and i'm in a small apartment so i liked hanging out at her house) Her dad is ex mari... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1401839448 | 1401842318 | t3_278x7n | t5_2to41 | 6 | MSLB: Tifu by driving
Well it was my mom but today it flooded at the park and I convinced her to drive through the water in the parking lot and the car stopped running and we had to get out in waist deep water and push it while my 5 year old brother steared it strait.
TL;DR don't drive in waist deep water in a low c... | 6 | 1 | |
1401840027 | 1401858571 | t3_278y39 | t5_2to41 | 11 | sgtlobster06: TIFU by shotgunnning a beer off my hotel balcony.
So I'm on a family vacation right now and I'm in college, so naturally I like drinking alcohol. The whole day I've been drinking booze and when I get back to my hotel room after the beach I decide to go shotgun a beer off the balcony. It was really shitty ... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1401841473 | 1401948228 | t3_27908b | t5_2to41 | 54 | LatinoCreamKingz: TIFU by getting head in my gf's mums car
This will be my first post on here, so it might not be up to scratch.
Basically this story didn't happen today, it happened a few days ago. I was with my girlfriend at her house for the whole day celebrating her 18th birthday. The thing is she was horny the w... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1401845483 | 1401892610 | t3_27966d | t5_2to41 | 180 | uduneffedupboi: TIFU by making out with a girl in a strict islamic country
A bit of backstory first. The population of the country I live in is predominantly muslim and several strict islamic laws are in place there. Any public displays of affection are frowned upon and are a punishable offence in certain areas.
Back ... | 9 | 20 | |
1401836600 | 1401966779 | t3_278suo | t5_2to41 | 3 | MaoTseSchlong: TIFU by not being up front with my feelings, banging another girl, promising my long term girlfriend that I would dedicate myself to her, and then breaking up with her.
My girl and I have been together a pretty long time. 4 years about. we are still pretty young so 4 years is quite awhile. Anyways, we mo... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1401862645 | 1401895738 | t3_278udw | t5_2to41 | 7 | puzzlebobble: There are no alternative health methods that work for getting rid of gallstones. It is all fake remedies that don't do anything for you. The only thing I ever found to work to calm my attack was apple cider vinegar and even then it only stopped an attack. It did nothing to get rid of the stones. The only ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1401853724 | 1401891720 | t3_279iam | t5_2to41 | 38 | Bigminotaur: TIFU by getting caught by her family....
As the title says, me and my girlfriend of 10 months were caught at her house by her family. Thing is, her family left the house and said they wouldn't be back for four hours or so. But they came back early because they forgot something. We didn't think anyone would... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1401855093 | 1401855523 | t3_279k7b | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: tifu by calling a drunk a retard
kinda_alone: It doesnt have to be from today. What you wrote is not really a fuck up so i am going to remove it. Try the taking a girl home story.
bassethounder: Satire isn't a part of reddit anymore? fuck me, it's like the dude that is on the front page of /r/gonewild for m... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1401856915 | 1401946510 | t3_279mgk | t5_2to41 | 10 | justthrowitawhey: TIFU by not taking a chance…
This girl is really into me as I am to her. We both know as well, because mutual friends keep bringing it up which is fine with us. So today I helped her move a table she brought from a party thrown this weekend as I own a truck. At this party we almost made out but were c... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1401858675 | 1401879675 | t3_279ofl | t5_2to41 | 49 | PM_me_Loplop: TIFU by being a total dick to a quiet guy in my class
Before I start, the reason why im posting this is I just feel horrible and wanted to tell someone about this.
Today was my last day of Junior year in highschool. In my health class we played a fun game of regular old jeopardy. We were randomly put in... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1401856120 | 1401884663 | t3_279lid | t5_2to41 | 10 | burgerlover69: TIFU by wearing a grey hoodie
This happened a couple years ago, and it wasn't so much my fuck up as it was a coincidence that had ridiculous consequences. If there is a better sub for this then let me know but I still think it's an entertaining story.
I live in a university town that has some rough a... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1401860574 | 1401862768 | t3_279qkm | t5_2to41 | 15 | Fake4dayzs: TIFU by going over to my GF's house when her parents aren't home
So this is going to be rant. And me being very paranoid/ scared. Mostly scared. Throwaway for b/c I don't feel comforatable using main acct
Some background info. Both of us are not allowed to date. neither of our parents know that we are dati... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1401860593 | 1401862916 | t3_279qle | t5_2to41 | 9 | minlite: TIFU by being ignorant at my high school graduation
So I moved to US 10 months ago and since then I had been a senior at our local high school. The first days were horrible but soon I started making friends and things got better eventually. This may be hard to imagine for some, but since all of the people alre... | 3 | 3 | |
1401869616 | 1401871924 | t3_279yq8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | xenakimbo: TIFU by reacting instead of responding, and by allowing someone to bully me out of a store who was profiling me
I was recently diagnosed with pre-diabetes, am overwhelmed figuring out what I can and can't eat now, and trying to get on the right track to avoid going into full-blown diabetes, which is very sca... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1401871613 | 1401879263 | t3_27a04q | t5_2to41 | 6 | swaglordtyrone: TIFU by owning a Bluetooth speaker
Well today I was a bit bored so I decided to have a wee wank in the bathroom. So I got all prepared and got my headphones and a good video and started playing it. But there was no sound in my headphones. I wiggled the headphone jack and stuff but still no sound... So I... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1401868114 | 1401881445 | t3_279xl7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | sandmmaster: TIFU by turning on a fan
It was warm today so I turned on the ceiling fan in my two story apartment. We have an event to go to in a couple days, so my fashionable girlfriend, being who she is, is going all out trying on different outfits, pairing it with different shoes and jewelry - every single permutati... | 4 | 5 | |
1401873067 | 1401899631 | t3_27a17w | t5_2to41 | 2,473 | Otaku_Metalhead: TIFU by slapping a spider instead of brushing it off. (I'm tagging this NSFL due to the mental image this story creates.
Well, my worst nightmare just happened, Reddit. I'm sorry for putting this evil on you. If you want to deprive yourself of sleep, continue reading. There is no turning back.
I was o... | 12 | 206.083333 | |
1401873812 | 1401875927 | t3_27a1qx | t5_2to41 | 15 | WarmBrranket: TIFU by letting my girlfriend log into my email
If you know the youtube channel "simplepickup, you'd know that what they put up is not exactly family friendly.
I know that shit is often lewd, but I find it funny and outrageous and that's why I watch those kinds of things. So my girlfriend sees my youtub... | 5 | 3 | |
1401873054 | 1401905974 | t3_27a17i | t5_2to41 | 17 | amstelko2: TIFU by fucking with my hair
So yesterday i decided to get a new haircut,short on the sides long on top,and it looked pretty good.Then i decided i needed my sides to be trimmed a little shorter,so i got the electric trimmer and i started shortening the right side,when all of the sudden the batteries ran out,... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1401875354 | 1401915676 | t3_27a2vf | t5_2to41 | 32 | ddrum87: TIFU by telling a girl I'm really interested in that she's attractive
This weekend, I was hanging out with this girl I was seeing and things were going normal. Until we were alone in my room and she was asking me to be sweet to her. I'm sitting there telling her things like "you're beautiful" "you're gorgeous"... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1401864464 | 1401952340 | t3_279uf1 | t5_2to41 | 43 | hhhgggfffdddsss: TIFU by feeling "adventurous" while stoned
Wall of text warning.
Throwaway for obvious reasons. So some backstory here, I'm in my early 20's and just moved back in with my folks. I also come from a family of stoners; I would always be allowed to smoke with my friends in the backyard in high school ca... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1401877495 | 1401899914 | t3_27a4gg | t5_2to41 | 59 | CuddleBloom: TIFU by killing my roommate's pet.
I take care of a disabled man for a living and he has (had) two pet rats that he loves very much. Last night I gave them each a carrot stick and one of them dropped theirs and went after the other's. They do it all the time, I didn't think anything of it. I woke up this m... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1401884100 | 1401903120 | t3_27aa8m | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving her my amazon password
TIFU: My live-in girlfriend wanted to buy some things using my amazon prime, so I gave her my password.
Well, a few months ago, when we were going through a rough patch, I joined an extra-marital affair website (even though we aren't married, not that it matters) and st... | 3 | 3 | |
1401885629 | 1401898271 | t3_27abw4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a shirt with a college basketball team on it.
scienceandfaith: kinda like these people wearing t-shirts of bands that they never heard before.
okcomputerface: Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact t... | 3 | 1 | |
1401889192 | 1401905029 | t3_27ag9d | t5_2to41 | 62 | quickstop_rstvideo: TIFU by sending a text
Background: I am good friends with Fred, he starts dating Wilma. 5 years later Fred and Wilma are married, I am good friends with both of them, I am engaged to Betty and she has become good friends with both of them. Fred and Wilma are standing up in our wedding in a few mon... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1401888563 | 1401902970 | t3_27afgs | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By loosing my temper and trying to fight a friend in front of all my other friends
Ok so we are messing around in the dorms, and I am being chased for something of whatever, and my friend (Rick we'll call him) takes my jumper and says I'm throwing it out the window (FYI, It was raining really heavily ou... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1401892174 | 1401896183 | t3_27akkb | t5_2to41 | 5 | elemjay: TIFU by accidentally insulting someone's appearance
I shared this story in another thread a while back that got buried. This happened a few years ago.
I work in I.T. I was working with a client on a network rollout for new managed internet services for quite a few of their remote locations. We had to work wi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1401894482 | 1401927839 | t3_27ao0o | t5_2to41 | 17 | Gomebike: TIFU by Doing Volunteer Work
This was a few months ago, but I feel like sharing it now. At the time, I was a Senior Marking Specialist, my duties were SEO, SEM, Web development, and doing trade shows. Before I accepted this job, I worked at a Career Center teaching basic computer skills, resume writing, and s... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1401898654 | 1401899406 | t3_27ausw | t5_2to41 | 4 | plainalmonds: TIFU my car by trying to reverse out of a drive-thru
Not today, but a couple of weeks ago. It was my day off and payday. I had planned to practice shooting my handgun at an indoor shooting range about a 1.5 hour drive away, as I had my concealed carry test the next day.
Everything was going great! My pa... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1401901371 | 1401930924 | t3_27azii | t5_2to41 | 5,983 | rei-dog: TIFU by leaving my reddit account signed in on my gay friend's laptop
I am still on his account and going to subscribe to every gay porn subreddit I can find. Sorry kiddo, love you
rei-dog: Fuck you George!
rei-dog: hahahaha
3h8d: no you don't understand, he *loves* you
camahan: now kiss.
Gastrodumb: *Camera ... | 13 | 460.230769 | |
1401901755 | 1401912138 | t3_27b07f | t5_2to41 | 0 | sunglassesonmydick: TIFU by sleeping with my roomates best friend.
This has been happening for a couple months now, but I'm still currently dealing with it and recently it started getting under my skin a little bit.
I am a female 22 years of age. A few months ago, one of my very good friends, I will call him "Jon", g... | 7 | 0 | |
1401903457 | 1401912465 | t3_27b36k | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by quoting Billy Madison.
I'll be honest, this happened a few weeks ago.
I'm a waitress and I was working a busy Sunday brunch shift. We were full and there was a 25 minute wait to be seated, so there was a crowd of people standing by the door. I ventured up to the hostess's podium to ask her a questio... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1401903721 | 1401905909 | t3_27b3o1 | t5_2to41 | 116 | PM_ME_PL2: TIFU by emailing the wrong cover letter
Well this was a horrifying little incidence of up-fuckery that happened last week.
My hours got slashed at my current job, which I'm starting to hate anyway, so I've been on the hunt for a new one. There's a big place downtown where everyone tries to get hired. You ... | 4 | 29 | |
1401906308 | 1401947216 | t3_27b832 | t5_2to41 | 38 | iwillcallyoudude: TIFU by Googling a new hire at the office
So a couple of new hires started at my office today and per my usual routine, I Google searched all of them. Typically, I will do this to see what their credentials are through Linked In, see if we have worked with any common people in the past or perhaps kno... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1401907669 | 1401968799 | t3_27bajv | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by loaning a "friend" $2600
Alright guys I got a long story. Not sure if this is the best place to go for help and advice, but I need to get this off my chest and see what others would do. Plus it's a huge fuck up so I would like to share.
Alright so back story. Me and this girl were close friends sinc... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1401907458 | 1401970079 | t3_27ba5i | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a new car and voiding my warranty
I purchased a 2012 Kia Sorento in July of 2012 (our first new car!). A few days ago, I punched the accelerator when turning out of a parking lot. The car shuddered, let out a big puff of smoke, and the Low Oil Pressure light came on. Now I'm no dummy, and I k... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1401910728 | 1401910929 | t3_27bg2h | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting someone into my house who claimed he grew up here and he took my holiday savings and left
Guess who's not going to France next month after about a year of being excited. Yep, me. Watched him as he left as he seemed kinda shady, nice enough guy though......he got in his car, pulled the tin out... | 4 | 1 | |
1401902600 | 1401911279 | t3_27b1o8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | shnerd: TIFU: by cutting my food open on a can
I tried to squash my bins down with my foot and didnt see the can in there, I then bled EVERYWHERE!
tl;dr: im an idiot
Voyager5555: I generally find a knife works for cutting my food.
shnerd: I feel like an idiot now...
| 3 | 3 | |
1401910763 | 1402036510 | t3_27bg5a | t5_2to41 | 117 | xfallxoutxgurlx: TIFU by doing a Fiber One brownie competition the same day I started my period.
So at work three guys and myself all bet we could eat the most fiber one brownies. We're eating one brownie every 20 minutes that way we can give our bodies time to react and know when to quit. We're also drinking a ton of ... | 11 | 10.636364 | |
1401909711 | 1401912400 | t3_27be9b | t5_2to41 | 58 | DanHero91: TIFU by pretending to be WWE Champion.
As you can tell from the title, I am a wrestling fan. That’s not the fuck up. I wish it was. Since I was a kid I’ve wanted a WWE Championship replica belt, I begged for it every year but my family was just never in the monetary position to afford it. Now I’m older and h... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1401912688 | 1401974150 | t3_27bjkz | t5_2to41 | 117 | Repostapotamus: TIFU by wearing my wife's clothing on a job interview
I've been unemployed for several months and it's been almost impossible to find work. Today, I had a job interview that I'd been trying to arrange for the past six weeks.
I woke up to prepare and everything started off great, I was in a good mood a... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1401910537 | 1401929383 | t3_27bfq2 | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU By running harder than I should have [NSFW]
NSFW tag since this is pretty gross.
So I've been trying to get into shape for the past two years with on and off commitment. First year I lost 30 pounds, but since then I've been using schoolwork as an excuse. After finals, I said. Once finals are done, then... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1401914276 | 1402065058 | t3_27bmhl | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by flashing an invigilator
15 since yesterday, been having exams all this week, still got a few to go, they're not that important, they just give teachers something to base a report on.
So they all been going fine despite minimal revision, I had electronics today, this was when something happened that w... | 9 | 2.888889 | |
1401915423 | 1401919379 | t3_27boj3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | ObjectionYourHonor: TIFU by telling a lady I liked her teeth.
So, this was on a small road trip recently.
I'm driving down the road and realize that I need some gas in the car. So I'm in a small middle of nowhere town out in the boonies. I find a gas station and pull into it for some gas and a snack or two.
When I ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1401918579 | 1401961170 | t3_27btzz | t5_2to41 | 35 | dontsqueeze: TIFU by trying to show my dog who's boss
So today I fucked up by playing with my dog. We were wrestling on my bed and having a great time until he decided to jump on my head, so naturally I retaliated and jumped on him and wrapped my arms and legs around him so he couldn't wiggle out and counter attack. He... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1401916621 | 1401922563 | t3_27bqk7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | CanadianDragon434: TIFU by not checking if headphones were plugged in
I was siting on the bus next to an old man and a young women with a 5 month year old, 3 year old and 5 year old (Rough guesses). I had my headphones in and I was listening to my ipod but the music was not very loud. I checked and my headphones were n... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1401918601 | 1401934095 | t3_27bu1g | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of my dad, for not having a dad.
This was a few weeks ago at dinner but I didn't know this SubReddit existed then so I'm writing it now.
My dad's dad (aka my grandfather) died when my father was only 3, because he fell asleep in his bus while it was on so the gas killed him or something. ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1401919274 | 1401952425 | t3_27bv5z | t5_2to41 | 41 | KindaOfficial: TIFU by getting my legs waxed
Story time! this is a pretty funny story I thought it was too hilarious not to share with reddit. So me and some friends (I am male btw) took a bet a while back and the looser had to wax his legs. I lost and as a man of my word i went to the beauty saloon thing.. (note: my l... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1401919998 | 1401932075 | t3_27bwei | t5_2to41 | 30 | Iamveryshameful: TIFU- a series of events in one day.
This happened a few years ago, and I finally decided to post about it, as it was my biggest series of fuck-ups in a single day. (Throwaway since I have friends that use Reddit)
When this happened, I was 16 years old, a Junior in high school, taking some dual credit... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1401920135 | 1401922767 | t3_27bwmd | t5_2to41 | 31 | life_is_football: TIFU by finding out she posted to gonewild. No fucking links.
So I'm in a situation where it's really complicated between a girl and me. It's a two year long story, but TL;DR I love her, she wants to be just friends but some signals say otherwise.
So last week we're at this party together, and while I... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1401923344 | 1402000231 | t3_27c1uy | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by making weed brownies and losing my girlfriend
So last night, I made a batch of weed brownies. I grinded up a half ounce of weed, and used coconut oil, and gluten-free organic brownie mix, and mixed in some glazed walnut in there. I even put chocolate frosting on the top. After they were done baking i... | 3 | 2 | |
1401979648 | 1401997992 | t3_27c1j4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | LuxNocte: That is terrible logic.
He made a throw away so that you can't trace his lies to his main account.
[deleted]: And you know that for a *fact* huh? You must know him personally, I apologize. I do wonder, however, what makes your theory better than mine? Also, Please explain how this lie benefits him, and how... | 12 | 0.333333 | |
1401925310 | 1401997204 | t3_27c4y7 | t5_2to41 | -1 | LKJ55: TIFU by playing too much PC games
Today, I really messed up. To be fair, it's more of a long term thing. Being the extremely bored teen I am, I play a lot of games. LoL, Minecraft, Paper Mario, Pokemon, ect.
And today, I sit down, do my homework only to realize that my hand is shaking so badly it's practically ... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1401864199 | 1401932384 | t3_279u5r | t5_2to41 | 2 | eparable: TIFU by lacking stones
There is a girl (lets call her "Kaylee" after one of my favorite scifi characters), incredible in almost every way. Intelligent, funny, athletic, and VERY attractive. Essentially Scarlett Johansson with higher SATs.
I, on the other hand, am of average (if not lower) looks, not at al... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1401925262 | 1401946687 | t3_27c4vr | t5_2to41 | 15 | toaster_waffle: TIFU by Denting my Grandma's Car. Bad.
Despite endless searching, I couldn't find my car keys. I looked, and looked, and looked, having driven my car just a few short hours ago and knowing they had to be somewhere, but to no avail. Already late for work, my wonderful grandma (who lives across the stre... | 3 | 5 | |
1401926582 | 1401930155 | t3_27c6u9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | green0ctagon: TIFU by trying to launch an explosive nut bust ._.
This actually happened last Thursday, not today. I'll provide some background information to help paint you guys a more vivid picture:
So recently, after about a year of going back and forth with doctors trying to get adderall so I can be the man at sch... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1401928154 | 1401967196 | t3_27c9ci | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU: by heating up a spoon on the stove and putting it in my mouth.
I was trying to scoop some ice cream that was hard as a rock (I attempted to make home-made ice cream) so I heated up the spoon over the fire. After a while of digging around with the hot spoon, the heat seemed to have dispersed cause it wa... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1401929222 | 1402113470 | t3_27cay2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: tifu by leaving cannabis leaves out to dry right where my parents frequently walk past...
Before you dismiss this as just some dumb stoner who doesn't know any better just listen. this was the first time I have attempted to dry leaves of my own. I had them on a 2×2 screen and I had to find somewhere in my ro... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1401928439 | 1401941840 | t3_27c9sw | t5_2to41 | 21 | GloomyShamrock: TIFU by Asking a too Vague Question
Sounds ridiculous, but I'm in High School in the states, recently having our final exams for every course/class of the year and I went to my Science lab in order to take the exam. However, we were just under a lockdown as a gunmen(student who had some sort of beef aga... | 3 | 7 | |
1401931195 | 1402106155 | t3_27cdyb | t5_2to41 | 50 | Humor101: TIFU; Girl ditched me for another dude at homecoming.
The day started off well. Getting up early, scrambling to get stuff done. So i can enjoy the nightly moment called homecoming. All of my friends are stoked and ready to go. I get to the park waiting on my date, she arrives and a blitzkrieg of pictures are ... | 11 | 4.545455 | |
1401932198 | 1402022200 | t3_27cfgv | t5_2to41 | 91 | zdavenport18: TIFU by hiding all of masturbation socks under my bed NSFW
So around the age of 14-15 I began to discover myself and was masturbating very frequently in my bed. This was great but I had one problem when I came it caused a great big mess. At first I tried to use toilet paper or paper towels to cum into b... | 9 | 10.111111 | |
1401919936 | 1401944798 | t3_27bwau | t5_2to41 | 26 | Toysshippedwrong: TIFU by forgetting to check the address before having some sex toys shipped.
I ordered some new toys from a site I had not been to in a while and for whatever reason I didn't double check the address and they were shipped to a place I moved out of a couple years back. I went and asked the nice older ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1401930789 | 1402383397 | t3_27cdbq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my asperger girlfriend a burden on society
Ok,
So she has aspergers. A very mild form. She was looking into birth control pills and found that the price has gone up considerably since last time.
Without thinking I said the following:
"Tell them that they should give you a discount on the p... | 4 | 2 | |
1401932840 | 1401988920 | t3_27cggh | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not listening to my boyfriend
My boyfriend and I are currently living with his parents to save money and for support with his mental health. Yesterday we swapped our car with his parents car to use the trailer to pick some stuff up and their car was full of clothes etc from a recent trip they made.
... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1401933080 | 1401950420 | t3_27cgut | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU- By cutting my sack on accident
So here i am, sitting in the bathroom, when I realize my man jungle (down there) is bothering me. I decide to trim it up when I notice one particularly long hair and decide to cut it. I swoop in with scissors to trim it but I ended up cutting it and part of my sack instea... | 3 | 8 | |
1401932749 | 1402052475 | t3_27cgbg | t5_2to41 | 20 | stalesarah: TIFU by trying to dislodge a tonsil stone
For those who don't know what a tonsil stone is, ["they are clusters of calcified material that form in the crevices of the tonsils."](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith) Basically they are these white things that build up in the lining of your tonsils that s... | 4 | 5 | |
1401927048 | 1401975768 | t3_27c7lt | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sethyboy0: TIFU by knowing nothing about buses
This past Monday night, after my improv club thing meeting, I went with some of the members of the club to a local bar to get to know them and make friends and what not.
At about 11:30, I paid for my bill and set out for my residence. I decided to check Google maps to see... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1401935613 | 1401994562 | t3_27cku0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my porn to the girl I like
So earlier in the day I had discovered a great porn site and decided to copy the address so I can use it later. So I do that and have a good wank and when I finish I clean up and suddenly I get a text on kik from this girl who I like and I think she likes me. About ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1401936807 | 1401982207 | t3_27cmq3 | t5_2to41 | 256 | TIFUthrowawayOKC: TIFU by sleeping with a girl from OKCupid.
Well, I fucked up today and had one of the worst experiences of my life.
I have been messaging and texting this girl that I met on OKCupid, finally agreeing on a time and place to meet up. We went out for sushi, walked through a park, and parted ways. There... | 5 | 51.2 | |
1401938711 | 1401975748 | t3_27cpnr | t5_2to41 | 130 | suchfun: TIFU by throwing my "toys" in with my laundry (NSFW)
Lately I've been using a laundry service that comes around, picks up my dirty washing, cleans and folds it then returns it to me.
Perfect.
Rewind to the week before when I decided (as a male) to explore the world of anal sexual pleasure and bought a "begin... | 5 | 26 | |
1401941870 | 1401987369 | t3_27cu24 | t5_2to41 | 18 | ImtheClitCommander: TIFU by listening to Kanye West while writing an essay.
It was a thursday night, and I had an English essay due the next morning. I was up late because I had procrastinated. The prompt for the essay was essentially to pick a mundane object and write three pages on how it showed something about the h... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1401944395 | 1401948877 | t3_27cx40 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Justdowhatever93: TIFU by not being able to replace my car's battery.
I know this doesn't really sound that bad, but there's a lot of context underneath it all. Basically, my grandpa is has had a lot of health issues lately and he had to go to an assisted living home for about a month and he just came home Tuesday. I w... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1401939830 | 1401947233 | t3_27cr8d | t5_2to41 | 19 | airresistanceisabish: TIFU by pressing "CTRL + Z"
So I'm backing up my photos in my cellphone and you now know where this is going.
I press CTRL + X to cut the photos (instead of CTRL + C to copy) from my phone because I did not want to spend 10 second of my time to delete them all later.
I press CTRL + V into a new ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1401944373 | 1401989595 | t3_27cx31 | t5_2to41 | 34 | sveyxc: TIFU by not knowing foreskin is suppose to pull backwards.
So I'm 20 years old and I did not know that foreskin is suppose to pull backwards. When I was in my teens watching porn, I've always wondered why my penis doesn't have the red mushroom tip. When I first started to masturbate, doing it furiously really h... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1401943792 | 1401978170 | t3_27cwfb | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by parking too close to another car
This actually happened a few months ago, but everyone posts TIFU that didn't happen on the same day, so here it is.
A sports restaurant near me in Ontario, Canada called "Wacky Wings" has unlimited chicken wings in over 100 flavours every Wednesday. Now I've never b... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1401933406 | 1401963883 | t3_27chbz | t5_2to41 | 47 | Heroofwar12: TIFU by accidentally being extremely racist
This actually happened a few years ago in seventh grade.
Alright, so let me start off by saying this is a very small charter school. There was only one classroom for each grade and it was PreK-7 grade. The 6th and 7th graders had to share a class. You had to we... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1401947935 | 1401993713 | t3_27d0xm | t5_2to41 | 4 | partypoopy: TIFU by trying to go to a party with new friends.
So I was invited to a "pool party" at a hotel in a hip metropolitan area about an hour away from where I live. I decided to go, because it sounded cool and I wanted to meet new people and be social.
So I got a ride with someone else in my area, and we got ... | 4 | 1 | |
1401952467 | 1402003020 | t3_27d5ax | t5_2to41 | 37 | yourgirlsamus: TIFU by giving myself an ass piercing while trying to take a shit.
>I'm a little chick... Not short, but skinny.
>My shorts fall down a lot.
>I put a pin in my shorts waistband to hold them tighter.
>I used a SAFETY pin.
>Had to take a shit.
>Took a shit.
>Wiped.
>Pulled up pants... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1401957830 | 1402306641 | t3_27d5jb | t5_2to41 | 82 | MovieMarker: I'm poorly eggucated.
ThrowAwayForFap115: I would come up with a pun but my mind is just scrambled.
cpttravis: lol i didnt EGGspect this many puns
indihannahjones: all these puns are poorly eggxicuted, come on guys, you can do batter than that
ThrowAwayForFap115: Nice to see you want to mix it up a bit.
B... | 11 | 7.454545 | |
1401961718 | 1401985908 | t3_27dcdj | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to masturbate [F21]. Nsfw.
Hi. Yeah so I bunk with a roomy (literally I have top bunk) and I was feelin about that time to pleasure myself while my roomy is sleeping. I climb up like something out of mission impossible and climb over clutter like I'm avoiding laser to keep her from waking up. ... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1401968064 | 1402017324 | t3_27dhj5 | t5_2to41 | 1,038 | Technophite: TIFU By taking a call while I had my snake out.
This morning my day started as usual, awake before five AM to prepare for another exciting day at work when I'd taken my snake out of its terrarium to keep it used to being handled whenever it hadn't eaten recently. Cue to snake coiled around leg while sittin... | 8 | 129.75 | |
1401970328 | 1402061482 | t3_27djmz | t5_2to41 | 242 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my best friend I have a major crush on her while high on morphine.
It was actually last night, but I got out of surgery, and was on morphine because they had to fix a deviated septum, AKA snap my nose, and I had my phone and I texted her [this.](http://imgur.com/a38PFwh) She hasn't responded ... | 13 | 18.615385 | |
1401964993 | 1401979787 | t3_27deun | t5_2to41 | 333 | audiorape: TIFU by shaving with hair clippers
Alright, this wasn't today - but then neither are most of these posts, so let's plough on.
Cast your minds back seven years so; a younger, thinner, but still hairy me was preparing to spend a night on the town. For years I'd maintained a short, stubbly beard by shaving it ... | 6 | 55.5 | |
1401974054 | 1401980157 | t3_27dnwr | t5_2to41 | 20 | Murican_Freedom1776: TIFU by putting baby lotion on instead of sunblock.
TL;DR I accidentally put baby lotion on instead of sunblock. Now I have blisters on 85% of my upper body.
This actually happened a few days ago. But since I'm at the hospital I should seize the calm opportunity to tell you guys about my fuck up.... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1401982299 | 1401983689 | t3_27e035 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by bumping a truck then driving away...17yo me didn't even realize I had done a hit and run until I was home..halP?
ManicMage: If it makes you feel any better when I was 16 I hit a cop and kept going but
they were in the middle of trying to get. someone else so they just glared at me and turned around... | 3 | 2.666667 |
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