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1401669724 | 1401681847 | t3_272l1w | t5_2to41 | 132 | throwawayspongefuck: TIFU by attempting to masturbate with a sponge and injuring my penis
About 10 years ago, a girlfriend of mine attended one of those tupperware-party like parties, except where they sell dildos instead of tupperware. She came home with a nice big rabbit vibe for herself and some kind of spongy slee... | 4 | 33 | |
1401670287 | 1401673945 | t3_272lt8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU By not checking before i started the drier.
the_dinks: I removed this post because it was not your fuck up. Please feel free to submit again in the future.
Jc1deraj: How should i resubmit this?
the_dinks: I don't think you can. The fuckups HAVE to be self-fuckups, otherwise, it changes the sub. What I... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1401672719 | 1401673123 | t3_272p92 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: One year ago, TIFU by leaving the only guy that loved me...
JJamesP: What happened?
fingiez: OP thought the grass was greener
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1401672178 | 1401682470 | t3_272oh1 | t5_2to41 | 85 | LiteraryPandaman: TIFU by vomiting after finally kissing my dream girl and best friend
This happened a few years ago now but it still makes me cringe.
I got dinner with a good friend of mine at a diner. She was lovely and pretty and I was super excited to go on a date with her! It was really flirty and nice. We went b... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1401674489 | 1401760044 | t3_272rnn | t5_2to41 | 39 | analith: TIFU by not checking the washer
This actually happened a while ago but to this day I cringe every time I think about it and my mom still makes fun of me for it.
So I was putting a load of clothes into the washer one day, when I glanced into the barrel of the machine it looked empty so I just went ahead and s... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1401674922 | 1401906399 | t3_272sau | t5_2to41 | 51 | Throwawaygfdhfdhjgfj: TIFU By asking my ex soon-to-be wife to agree to a prenup
I am using a throwaway account because I have not told my friends or family yet, and they look at my profile from every now and then so I would like to tell them about this mess later.
I am 25 fresh out of college wih a girlfriend of two y... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1401675280 | 1401677569 | t3_272st4 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by messaging my girlfriend
A little context: I'm 17 and she's 16 (4 months younger than me) and we live about a half hour apart and we are both very active(she's a diver and I'm a swimmer) so I rarely get to see her. Recently, her mom is being crazy about her getting all her homework done before she's a... | 3 | 7 | |
1401675179 | 1401728589 | t3_272soa | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not stopping and committing a hit and run.
So I really messed up tonight. Everything was normal until I was coming home from work about two hours ago or so. As I entered my neighborhood, I wasn't paying as close attention as I should have been, since I had a long day at work, and I couldn't wait to... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1401665300 | 1401730220 | t3_272eu1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | PlayNintendoAllDay: TIFU by not crashing at my friend's house; crashed my car instead
This was actually 2 years ago.
So at my old job - working at an audio-visual company - I had a particularly busy week. I had to do audio and video for a major health conference and i had to set up most of the stuff by myself. between... | 4 | 4 | |
1401675871 | 1401763025 | t3_272tph | t5_2to41 | 59 | waygook1284: TIFU through no fault of my own, and it is incredibly shitty.
So the morning started off like any other, I woke up with my fiance and had a cup of tea and showered and got ready for work. By the way i work in South Korea as an English teacher at a government elementary school. I finish my tea, kiss my fian... | 9 | 6.555556 | |
1401678466 | 1401680252 | t3_272xfb | t5_2to41 | 15 | Garobomber: TIFU By causing a car accident.
So, earlier today I was driving with my siblings around town. My older brother called me and told me he needed a quick ride to Best Buy. I agreed and I picked him up at our house and we left for the store. After an hour of looking around while he gets his stuff done, we fin... | 5 | 3 | |
1401679149 | 1401697805 | t3_272yfj | t5_2to41 | 35 | ishouldnthavesmoked: TIFU by getting way too high on prom night.
Yesday was my school's prom. It was my senior prom so I decided to ask the girl of my dreams. I proposed (prom-posed??) by writing her a song and playing it on guitar at lunch in front of literally the entire school so she basically had to say yes. She en... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1401678876 | 1401731116 | t3_272y0t | t5_2to41 | 1 | Mhysa-luv-u-longtime: TIFU by having ice cream and not using the potty before settling for game of thrones
Tonight I fudged up (pun completely intended) royally before sitting down to partake in my favorite Sunday ritual which is game of thrones! Now usually, what I tend to do is wait around until 9:55 and feel out whe... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1401683374 | 1401832011 | t3_2733z1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Harryboltsfan: TIFU by recommending a gym to an African American guy because of its tanning beds.
So I wasn't really thinking when this happened, but I was talking with a co-worker about gyms and he is a member of one I used to go to. I told him about this new one I now go to that's way cheaper and has pretty much all ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1401684258 | 1401689474 | t3_27352s | t5_2to41 | 3 | 69username69: TIFU by picking up a girl while I am in a relationship...
IfathSayed: NONONONONONO. DO NOT DO THIS. I was in the same situation. I thought it was okay to be with the guy cause he genuinely had feelings for me. And I got into a relationship with him. And it reached to an extent where I'd force myself to f... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1401684474 | 1401746278 | t3_2735d4 | t5_2to41 | 239 | TJeffersonsBlackKid: TIFU by peeing on a customer
So I am a server at a sports bar and late in the evening, I realized I had to take dump. I was in one of the handicap stalls with phone in hand and had just finished crapping and was about to urinate as one does just after crapping. Suddenly, I heard the bathroom door o... | 7 | 34.142857 | |
1401684999 | 1401687236 | t3_273618 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Prince-Oberyn: TIFU by not finishing a fight.
GoingPole2Pole: What.
Elori: Even.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1401686834 | 1401690863 | t3_27387l | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by using kik and talking to a Perverted Justice agent
vociferouswad: Youre just a patsy that fell for a scam. Perverted justice wouldn't take bribes use some common sense.
You got had by a scam artist because you're gullible. I bet you send $300-400 to those fake FBI lock screens too.
[deleted]: She ... | 11 | 1.454545 | |
1401667287 | 1401748560 | t3_272hpz | t5_2to41 | 43 | rubberphil: TIFU by walking into my housemate's room naked (NSFW)
I live in a house with two other guys, at the moment our landlord is renovating parts of the house and some of the rooms. It's a five room house, and two of them have been renovated and are unoccupied. Sometimes I like to jerk off in one of the unoccupie... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1401681450 | 1401716909 | t3_2731hj | t5_2to41 | 42 | AshamedSoThrowaway: TIFU by leaving the restaurant too early
My girlfriend and were out at dinner tonight. There is this really good pizza place in our city that we haven’t been to in months, so we decided that we would go out there tonight. We order our pizza, enough it, and then as soon as we are done, eating, I ask ... | 3 | 14 | |
1401690851 | 1401742268 | t3_273cf2 | t5_2to41 | 90 | VsAcesoVer: TIFU by watching the ISS fly by overhead
My girlfriend called while I was on the way home from work to tell me that the ISS was going to fly over our apartment tonight, and we'll be able to see it. It's something that she has always done since childhood, but I had never seen it, so I was excited and got ho... | 5 | 18 | |
1401691707 | 1401692676 | t3_273d7m | t5_2to41 | 6 | Chuckles22: TIFU By going to IKEA
buttonscrubber: eh, dosen't sound too much of a fuck up. Good to catch it now before it really caused any big problems. As of the moment, having to sleep with light and needing to get a new bed does seem really annoying to have happen
Chuckles22: In the long run yea its better to have... | 3 | 2 | |
1401692417 | 1401753648 | t3_273dvl | t5_2to41 | 83 | LiterallyJustPorn: TIFU by watching a facebook video [NSFW]
So I saw that one of my friends liked a post on facebook, and being curious I looked into it. It went something like this "OMG [GIRL] JUST POSTED A VIDEO OF HERSELF MASTURBATING". I looked into it and found out she was supposedly 13. Thats where I should have ... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1401694693 | 1401696012 | t3_273fu5 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Down_To_A_TEA: TIFU by getting pooped on
So, I have this lady friend who I've been canoodling with for the past little while. She invites me to Atlantic City and of course I'm all on board.
After a long and wonderous day on the boardwalk we get some dinner with the family and then hit the bar. We got our drinks in an... | 3 | 8 | |
1401698836 | 1401768960 | t3_273iyw | t5_2to41 | 2,303 | drunken-mistake-bro: TIFU by getting so drunk that I made a serious mistake with my sister (nsfw?)
I'm gonna try to make this quick, I just want to get it out there so it's not eating me up anymore.
My sister and I decided to take a multi-country trip.
Got this amazing vacation package tour.
The second night we're i... | 11 | 209.363636 | |
1401704346 | 1401734138 | t3_273n2q | t5_2to41 | 5 | idungoofedsohard: TIFU by letting someone run away with all of my money
Backstory: I buy and sell phones of Kijiji (similar to Craigslist) as a hobby to pay for basic fees such as school, recreation, etc. I meet up with this one guy that sells me a phone and keeps in contact with me. He sells me another phone two days ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1401703376 | 1401757892 | t3_273mbm | t5_2to41 | 2,923 | Hippieboy699: TIFU by letting my ex gf give me a hand job [NSFW]
OK, so first off. We have had sex multiple times. She still is on the shy side of sex, me being her first. She is basically disgusted by semen, and even though its weird, I don't mind it as I understand where she's getting at.
So me and her are driving a... | 13 | 224.846154 | |
1401717250 | 1401778894 | t3_273zyt | t5_2to41 | 98 | tiredmonster: TIFU by locking myself out of my own house and having the cops called on me
This morning I locked myself out of my own house. I just moved here so nobody recognizes me. As I'm trying to break in, someone tries to stop me and calls the cops. They are on their way.
Lock self out, attempt break on, cops cal... | 12 | 8.166667 | |
1401717439 | 1401768932 | t3_27407i | t5_2to41 | 344 | dakupansa: TIFU by flashing my Aunt.
This just happened last night and it's probably one of the most embarrassing things I've ever done.
So, my aunt has been staying over my house for about a week now and she hasn't really bothered me and folks much. My aunt is about 60 years old or so (I can't really remember her ag... | 9 | 38.222222 | |
1401718009 | 1401718794 | t3_27411g | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally leaving 14 hits of LSD on my hat brim in 90 degree weather
I've got like twenty more minutes before I'm useless for a day and a half, so this can't be long, gotta get ready
Bought acid, needed to hide it for obvious reasons, it's quite hot outside and I've been sweating a lot.
Noticed ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1401716525 | 1401730608 | t3_273z19 | t5_2to41 | 144 | [deleted]: TIFU by pushing a hot girl down the stairs on accident
Today I fucked up, Reddit. Just now.
It all started after my 1rd period. I was walking to my next class and this hot girl that I helped out earlier looked behind at me with a wink. I'm thinking in my head O.O, and then she "dropped" her pen, and I swear... | 6 | 24 | |
1401720941 | 1401755773 | t3_2745ff | t5_2to41 | 415 | dro_fi: TIFU by putting bleach on dick
this wasn't from today but it happened. i was feeling pretty horny, so i went into the bathroom to masturbate. i finished and there was some semen on the tip of my penis so i went for a wipe, i thought it was a baby wipe but it turned out to be a clorox wipe and my penis burnt rea... | 7 | 59.285714 | |
1401722242 | 1401824888 | t3_2747i4 | t5_2to41 | 275 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a call go to voicemail.
This was yesterday, sorry :c.
Anyway, I'm 17 and I'm looking for a summer job so I can make money over the summer. I put my Resume out there and filled out several applications in person and online. I got interviews in person and about 4 of them said they'd call me b... | 6 | 45.833333 | |
1401719702 | 1401757314 | t3_2743jh | t5_2to41 | 253 | BigWheel95: TIFU By masturbating at work
So, I have a low pay, high stress job. During the summer all kinds of beautiful women stride in to get refreshments. So, one day, im taking a piss break and I start thinking about a customer in particular, and i start stroking. I surprised myself. At work really? Well, launch se... | 6 | 42.166667 | |
1401719571 | 1401757652 | t3_2743bj | t5_2to41 | 372 | Shannon31083: TIFU by falling asleep on the toilet
This happened Friday night/Saturday morning, and I thought you all might enjoy my misery....I think I'll be telling this story for many years to come.
I'd been an insomniac all week. Not able to sleep, and only getting a few hours of rest every night for the last 4 n... | 14 | 26.571429 | |
1401725409 | 1401758623 | t3_274cqf | t5_2to41 | 164 | the_real_chucky: TIFU by carrying my knife
TIFU. Well not today, a couple of months ago. Sorry for long ass post
Okay so it was my SO's friends birthday. Also my friend who studies abroad was also down.
So some background about me. Im really chilled, never cause conflict and always try keep the peace. That being said... | 21 | 7.809524 | |
1401725701 | 1401751965 | t3_274d9e | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing an inebriated account of an actual event that ended up disgusting all the Mods [META]
I wrote it under the influence, I submitted it sober without re-reading it, then I got the mod mail stating it was fucked up in a bad way, racist, ableist, all-in-all disgusting.
After re-reading it sober, ... | 4 | 2 | |
1401725175 | 1401741898 | t3_274cbk | t5_2to41 | 51 | LotsOspots: TIFU by chastising my business partner / former friend over mentally abusing his GF, and destroyed our partnership and lost my dream profession.
Washington state resident here. For a year now ive been under the tutelage of a master medical marijuana grower. Growing the best buds around. we've expanded ... | 11 | 4.636364 | |
1401728677 | 1401748502 | t3_274i7x | t5_2to41 | 44 | Airalll: TIFU by formatting an old laptop
It started like this.
My dad asked me to format one of our very old laptop from approx 2007-2008 as he want to give it away to his relatives back in Indonesia. Since that laptop does has some good memories linked to it, I had a lot of old (but fun) games like Age Of Empire II,... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1401729632 | 1401751241 | t3_274juf | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by threatening a police officer..
I was driving with a friend, and we were basically doing the dumbest thing you could ever do. We were making guns with our hands like [this](http://m.imgur.com/kT9hKra), and getting in gunfights with people at street lights.
It was usually pretty funny, people would sh... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1401731642 | 1401757986 | t3_274n87 | t5_2to41 | 181 | Arpikarhu: TIFU by waggling my member at the UPS guy
This happened a while ago but figure it belongs here. I was in my apartment waiting for my girlfriend to come over for a movie night and then some under the sheets action. I am cleaning up the place and the downstairs buzzer goes off. I dont even bother with the inte... | 4 | 45.25 | |
1401734447 | 1401807274 | t3_274s2k | t5_2to41 | 92 | ohsowonderful: TIFU by accidentally showing a naked photo of myself on a work presentation in front of a crowded room.
Not my FU, but my best friend doesn't have reddit but wanted to share her story so here she is:
I've been on a diet for a few months, and every Sunday evening I take a photo of myself in the mirror na... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1401734240 | 1401823504 | t3_274rpb | t5_2to41 | 192 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex...
A couple months ago, actually. I met this girl through online dating site. Very beautiful and cute, but kind of shy. Well, we go to a bar, have a couple drinks. Then another couple drinks. Before you know it we are wasted. She suddenly mentions she is very good at billiard and she can k... | 8 | 24 | |
1401735678 | 1401795179 | t3_274u2v | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking the beaver dam
So my friend dared me to drive a speedboat that he said was his uncles and I crashed it into a dam nearby and now I think the beavers that made it might be in danger because I made a hole in the side and there's water leaking out towards Beaverton. But then he told me it wasn'... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1401737597 | 1401834801 | t3_274xmk | t5_2to41 | 3,352 | CynepMeH: TIFU by quoting Spaceballs...
I work in IT. My co-worker had to create some accounts. He provides me accounts with a temp password 12345. So, I crack a joke "What kind of idiot makes his password 12345? Oh, btw, remind me to change the combination on my luggage"...
Awkward silence, then he remarks (clearly o... | 11 | 304.727273 | |
1401734230 | 1401765221 | t3_274roo | t5_2to41 | 9 | drbobsled: TIFU by accidentally smuggling 2 knives from one Middle Eastern country into another, in my carry on luggage.
TIFU when I put my back pack through an airport scanner in Iraq, had to give up my sunscreen and was cleared.
Arrived in Qatar and was asked to explain metal in bag, during flight transfer. "It's... | 3 | 3 | |
1401740390 | 1401759598 | t3_2752n5 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Resident_Homo: TIFU By being a horny ass teen.
So this was about a year ago but I guess y'all don't mind if it was today or 4 years ago.
Anywho, my now ex-girlfriend and I had been dating for about a year and a half (15-16yo) and wanted to start getting more into it. She lives about 35 minutes away and I didn't have ... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1401739764 | 1401745621 | t3_2751ho | t5_2to41 | 7 | misanthropicmori: TIFU by locking myself out of my car without my phone/ID/money/etc.
So, this didn't happen "today." It happened back in May of 2012, when I was moving out of my college dorm room for the last time...
A friend I'd made freshman year/fellow redditor and I decided to rent an apartment off campus for the... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1401741328 | 1401775512 | t3_2754co | t5_2to41 | 15 | league_of_bellends: TIFU by getting a credit card
So I got accepted for a credit card and I'm not sure how because Iv had terrible credit before. They have given me a £2000 credit limit and i keep telling myself it's only for an emergency but I know I'll be stupid with it.
mythrowawayresponse: **GOTO** /r/personalfinan... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1401742519 | 1401742898 | t3_2756ik | t5_2to41 | 6 | the_dinks: TIFU by test post, please ignore
i-am-you: /u/the_dinks
the_dinks: :(
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1401742875 | 1401744901 | t3_27575d | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being naked as a window-fitter looked in
So this happened about a month ago, but as I've recently binged on this subreddit I felt I should share a story that to this day I've not told anybody about.
So there were workers measuring the windows and doing tests to see if they needed replacing - I didn'... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1401743501 | 1401745340 | t3_27589c | t5_2to41 | 24 | copafeelaway82: TIFU by trying to cop a feel with my female best friend.
I've had a female best friend for about 4 years. Our friendship has been on and off, but its always been strictly friends. She's very attractive, and i'm not a bad looking guy. We both recently got out of our relationship, and usually fall back... | 6 | 4 | |
1401744144 | 1401755241 | t3_2759f3 | t5_2to41 | 36 | lyndsey_nichole: TIFU by farting during foreplay (nsfw)
So, my boyfriend and I have been going through a bit of a dry spell when it comes to sex lately. So I was pleasantly surprised when he was "in the mood" this morning. So I'm giving him a good blowjob and really getting into it, right? I guess I was a bit too into ... | 9 | 4 | |
1401741735 | 1401751011 | t3_27553e | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by locking myself out of my house with the stove on.
I've been wanting to tell this story for a while, but wasn't sure where would be appropriate. I think it might work here. This happened 11 years ago. I was 12 years old, just a wee lad. My parents had built a house on this land that they owned out in ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1401747478 | 1403046965 | t3_275ewh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting books aren't waterproof
I bought some books to read over the summer. Real books. Made of paper. None of that touchscreen/ipad/kindle stuff. Well, I had been reading and playing games on my phone in a [lifeproof case](http://www.lifeproof.com/en/?mkwid=s4IgkhFvX_dc|pcrid|47440855744|pkw|lif... | 3 | 2 | |
1401745163 | 1401775838 | t3_275b67 | t5_2to41 | 40 | Thethumbsupguy: TIFU by ripping my girlfriends toilet out of the floor
This actually happened about a year ago but I only recently found out about this sub. So I'm over at my (ex) girlfriends house and we were having a little party and she tells me she thinks she could drink me under the table. I'm a pretty big guy and... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1401750989 | 1401752130 | t3_275kn3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | UndeadAssassinM: TIFU By letting a girl cum on me.
This was a couple days ago, I was going to class when I saw my friend. She's a girl with huge breasts that make any man stop and stare. She's been a friend of mine the entire school year and I've been with her through tough problems. She's weird though she keeps walkin... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1401749536 | 1401753133 | t3_275i9i | t5_2to41 | 8 | miotroyo: TIFU by accidentally intoxicating my dog :(
Ok, this is the first time I do this so please bear with me.
Last night my wife asked me to give her the pills for her treatment, so like a good husband, I go to the kitchen and grab the bottle of pills by the cap. 'Somebody' did not lock the cap of the bottle and... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1401750470 | 1401752418 | t3_275jti | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by leaving a crayon in my shirtpocket
Tifu. It all started yesterday I was at work and I wore a buttoned up work shirt (I work at a restaurant). Well whenever there are kids coming to eat we give them a little coloring sheet and crayons to keep them busy while their food is coming. Anyways after they le... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1401753030 | 1401766128 | t3_275nus | t5_2to41 | 19 | BlessedBeYou: TIFU by touching a stripper's vagina
This happened a couple months ago, but recent events have me frightened about it.
I went to a strip club for my 18th birthday, and naturally, I was very excited (and drunk). But it turns out, I didn't really like strip clubs. The girls dancing didn't really turn me o... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1401745737 | 1401754397 | t3_275c2z | t5_2to41 | 31 | RidlanX: TIFU by taking out my contact lenses
It was about 11 yrs ago when I fucked up. I was tired and ready for bed after relaxing a bit after getting home from work. I hobbled my tired ass into the bathroom so I could remove my contacts, which I have done so many times before that it's become part of my daily ritual... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1401753173 | 1401783004 | t3_275o2y | t5_2to41 | 118 | RaigekiAKH: TIFU by accidentally giving my sister a footjob and ruptured her hymen while watching Disney Channel [NSFW]
Swarlsonegger: I didn't even know women CAN get footjobs. Thanks op, you opened a whole new world for me.
RaigekiAKH: I have already opened enough things today. But you're welcome.
warboy: http://i.... | 7 | 16.857143 | |
1401753156 | 1401764079 | t3_275o1u | t5_2to41 | 9 | Tornath2: TIFU by having feelings and poor timing.
TIFU because over the last few weeks, I've been feeling closer than ever to a girl whom I'd consider to be one of if not my best friend. We've been spending a decent amount of time together, we text a good bit, and I've even flirted a bit. She's known for a while how I... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1401753655 | 1401774851 | t3_275otf | t5_2to41 | 55 | i_jizzed_: TIFU by Jizzing in my Pants [NSFW]
Ok, so I should start this story by mentioning that, whilst I've had a few close calls, my virginity is still sticking to me like a fucking limpet as I approach my 23rd birthday. I keep coming pretty close and then something gets in the way. In this case my early-splurge.
... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1401757652 | 1402031862 | t3_275uyz | t5_2to41 | 66 | kinda_alone: New Rules and Temporary Ban on "Shitting Myself" posts
Hi guys,
I hope post-default life is treating you all well. We feel like the sub is headed in the right directions. That being said, we have had some controversial posts recently, so the modteam and I have decided to add some additional rules.
* Firs... | 14 | 4.714286 | |
1401760611 | 1401767009 | t3_275zdg | t5_2to41 | 113 | cozmobuddy: TIFU By trying to play a joke on my wife
Sorry for the spelling and shit I'll correct later I'm on some weird pain meds at the moment.
My wife was sleeping since she had just got home from the gym and was laying there face up. So I decided to T-Bag her since we've been having a little game where we try to... | 5 | 22.6 | |
1401760371 | 1401766915 | t3_275z1e | t5_2to41 | 10 | Garza1: TIFU by cutting off a piece of my scrotum while shaving my balls.
Today, I was feeling motivated when I woke and decided to do a little housework. I cleaned my room, did my laundry, and took a shower. I then decided to go the extra mile and shave my balls, since it'd been a while and I'd just bought a new trimm... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1401762244 | 1401771730 | t3_2761wf | t5_2to41 | 6 | MCCreepers13: TIFU by teaching my 9 year old brother how to masturbate.
4ndrewx2: OP, I read your post before it was removed. You didn't do anything wrong, masturbation is perfectly fine and is a natural thing. It's better that he learns from someone he respects and trusts. You didn't rob him of anything.
MCCreepers13... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1401762604 | 1401787893 | t3_2762ex | t5_2to41 | 30 | Throwurmomawayzzz: TIFU: Unconsciously made a racist joke to my black boss this morning
It's monday morning. I'm groggy from a long weekend with friends. I stumble into work, put my bag down at my desk and head to the kitchen for my coffee. I'm still half asleep when K-cup is finished brewing, grab my coffee and begin ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1401764929 | 1401809607 | t3_2765wd | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my parents borrow my goats
My parents suburban home needed some brush cleared. "Borrow my goats," I say. "What could go wrong?"
Of course they escaped. Of course they went to the one neigbor we don't know. Of course his patio furniture was brand new. Now we owe him $1000. How do I pay for tha... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1401766439 | 1401833713 | t3_27683m | t5_2to41 | 97 | Ineedarealname-: TIFU by masturbating in my sleeping bag - Possible [NSFW]
So this weekend I went camping with a bunch of my buddies.
At around 4 am after the campfire was out we all headed to bed (the four of us slept in one big tent). After everyone was asleep and snoring, I got bored as fuck. So as any sane person... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1401763657 | 1401807074 | t3_2763zc | t5_2to41 | 13 | thawkinson: TIFU by trying to start friendly conversation
So a few months ago actually, I was at work and my "job for the day" was the dress line. I should probably explain that our dress line is for hamburgers and my job was to put on ketchup, pickles, tomato ect. We have an open kitchen so as soon as you walk in, ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1401769590 | 1401836311 | t3_276cbj | t5_2to41 | 7 | Katasumi: TIFU by showing my girlfriend League of Legends
She hasn't talked to me in 6 hours and is level 8. She is hogging the internet and I don't know what to say. She has never liked video games until now which is very odd being that she called me lame for playing League when she first moved in 2 months ago. I also... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1401766625 | 1401792546 | t3_2768c3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | CplCheez: TIFU by watching someone back into another's car and did nothing.
So school just let out and I'm sitting at my friend's car waiting to leave. Just staring out from a distance. A car (the one that was hit) wasn't in an actually parking spot, and was actually somewhat illegally placed. All of this happened in t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1401769095 | 1401772031 | t3_276bou | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the beach.
Ok so today some of my family from New Mexico was visiting me in California.Seeing as how there's no beaches in NM I propose the idea to go to the beach.We get to the beach at about 12:30,a bit later than we had wanted.I decide that because I wasn't going to go in the water just ... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1401757567 | 1401818767 | t3_275uua | t5_2to41 | 4 | Fr0stedwheaties: TIFU by drinking with my friends [ NSFW ]
So to set the situation started working at a bar 2 years ago. Started as a bar back eventually moved up to bartender at my 21st birthday when I started bar tending I rarely hung out at my work was just there for the job and would leave. Roughly 4 months ago we ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1401772785 | 1401816331 | t3_276fy5 | t5_2to41 | 187 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a six year old walk in on me [NSFW]
So my girlfriend was giving me a BJ at her house, we had been discussing about our relationship and decided to bring it to the next level. It just kind of happened and time flew by quite quick. She had been going for quite a while and I was getting close to ... | 5 | 37.4 | |
1401772669 | 1401816741 | t3_276ft4 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting blackout drunk... again - NSFW
NSFW
So, I've been best friends with one of my buddies since the seventh grade. I'm 21 years old now. Over the course of our long friendship, my buddy (who I'll refer to as J) has seen me blackout drunk a couple of times. J has recently moved into a new apar... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1401774012 | 1401819320 | t3_276har | t5_2to41 | 10 | ianini: TIFU by texting the wrong group chat
So graduation is right around the corner, and this week some friends and I are were planning on kicking back this week. We were planning it all through a group chat and all was fine and dandy. Then, being the lazy student that I am, I took a nap and awoke to over 25 messages... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1401775927 | 1402151439 | t3_276jcz | t5_2to41 | 136 | nonstopfapd: TIFU by masturbating 10 consecutive times
First off, I'm female. And second, fapping is probably more tiring for me than most because (though I won't go into detail) I will use a lot of hip+leg work to get off easier.
That said, this happened last night. I hadn't masturbated or done any kind of sexual act... | 8 | 17 | |
1401782407 | 1401798747 | t3_276p2w | t5_2to41 | 10 | HappyNerdo: TIFU by bringing my roommate flowers.
I'm a guy and it's my first year in college. I happen to live with 2 girls in our dorm, same flat, divided rooms even though we share some utilities. We have always been friendly and I care a lot about both of them.
That's why when I noticed one of them having a har... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1401786444 | 1401841880 | t3_276ryl | t5_2to41 | 207 | TheHumanGuitarman: TIFU by making a shitty poop joke in the middle of a job interview
My interview was going great for a while but about 10 minutes into it my interviewer saw that I had worked at Jimmy Johns. He said he loves Jimmy Johns and he always orders the #9 with light hot peppers. So I was like "yeah ya gotta... | 5 | 41.4 | |
1401785524 | 1402015819 | t3_276rbu | t5_2to41 | 3,992 | Kingtoke1: TIFU By not reading my junk mail
So about a month and a half ago. i for fun entered a competition on the Playstation Facebook page.
on friday i was randomly reading through my junk mail address - that i use only for crap. which unfortunately includes facebook.
Thanks for entering our competition on the Pla... | 14 | 285.142857 | |
1401799988 | 1401801474 | t3_27743w | t5_2to41 | 3 | Okuu-Trollzy: TIFU by bringing my girlfriend's panties to school.
So last night, nobody was home and the girlfriend and we decided to start getting hot and heavy. During our activity, however, we heard a car pull up, so, not really thinking, I toss her panties into my empty laptop bag. Fast forward to this morning, I w... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1401801064 | 1401917499 | t3_2775h6 | t5_2to41 | 181 | Ragnar_OK: TIFU by telling someone off
So there I was at my job, on my computer, trying to ignore my coworkers and focus on my work, when somebody comes up behind me and looks at my monitor over my shoulder.
I was only vaguely aware someone was behind me, but I was too concentrated on my screen to register who it was.... | 7 | 25.857143 | |
1401802848 | 1401932663 | t3_2777z9 | t5_2to41 | 143 | [deleted]: TIFU by cutting some lady off in traffic
Okay, so i'm an asshole. I cut off this lady in traffic because of what ever reason. I'd say it was about a 6/10 on how bad I cut her off. So not that bad, but I could tell she was pissed. So after I cut in front of her, I see her cut over lanes and start trying t... | 7 | 20.428571 | |
1401802614 | 1401820366 | t3_2777no | t5_2to41 | 8 | CONSCIOUS_BEING: TIFU by raging and shaking my laptop.
Well, ever since I downloaded Kaspersky sky, my computer has been coming up with this blue error message every time it turns on. It suggests I uninstall and reinstall any newly added software or w/e, but fuck that shit. Some how between restarting it 6 times or reb... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1401802745 | 1401828058 | t3_2777v3 | t5_2to41 | 199 | adamh909: TIFU by supporting a coworker through a divorce...
So for the past few years I have been working along coworker A. Coworker A has been going through a pretty rough divorce, and talking to me about it, telling me some the nasty things she was saying and doing to him. I did my best to support A.
A decides to ... | 3 | 66.333333 | |
1401806090 | 1401829529 | t3_277cra | t5_2to41 | 14 | dick_in_guise: TIFU by not telling you that you were gorgeous.
just happened this morning on the D line in nyc.
your hair was brown, long and straight; your eyes were smokey and engaging. lips were soft and full, and all i could do was think about how magnificent it would be to kiss you. you were wearing a black see-... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1401801019 | 1401830495 | t3_2775ez | t5_2to41 | 118 | sanddobby: TIFU by sleeping through my friend's surprise visit
Happened last week but whatever.
I recently moved to a new city where I don't know anyone, for a new job that is extremely emotionally challenging. I've been having a really hard time so a very good friend who I'd been missing quite a lot decided to come s... | 5 | 23.6 | |
1401810575 | 1401812520 | t3_277jze | t5_2to41 | 49 | rmbg: TIFU, because fridge.
Has anyone else spaced out so bad, that a lot of time passed like it was nothing? Let me sing you the song of my afternoon:
Had an important meeting this afternoon, so all I did this morning was crunch numbers and prepare a nice keynote. Since I was uber hungry and had roughly 15 minutes be... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1401813027 | 1401849644 | t3_277o8x | t5_2to41 | 7 | youtbuddcody: TIFU by assaulting two of my bosses at the same time
I'm a server at a restaurant and I was coming back from running food to a table. I was returning to the expo line (the line where you collect the food to run it out to the tables) and my manager and the kitchen manager were talking in front of the entry... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1401816211 | 1401818669 | t3_277tpv | t5_2to41 | 8 | Silviere: TIFU by improperly locking the unisex bathroom behind me at my new job.
I actually locked it (correctly) then thought, "No, that's not right," and then "fixed" it, actually unlocking it in the process. A member of the opposite sex walked in on me soon after and the scene was unholy for both parties.
Guess i... | 4 | 2 | |
1401811297 | 1401869005 | t3_277l8g | t5_2to41 | 17 | TrumanEck: TIFU by engaging in a sword fight
This event took place just over a month ago and started with a great night out with some friends. Ridiculous amounts of fine Danish bitters liquor later, the club we were at closed and the four of us decided to head over to my flat for a few more drinks. The night was way to... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1401817700 | 1401851602 | t3_277w88 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Beasty_Billy: TIFU by reading ratemyteacher and telling my friends.
This happened over the last couple of months.
First, I should say I'm totally in the wrong here and I know that. But I'm very dedicated towards the music at my school and I feel terrible about it. I was a total ass. Now the story.
I was looking my ... | 3 | 2 | |
1401819650 | 1401820398 | t3_277zla | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU and I can't get it off my mind
Some background info - I'm a senior in high school and am graduating in two days. So there's this girl in my school, absolutely beautiful. Prettiest girl in the whole school, in my opinion. Anyways, after a lot of thought, and i mean a LOT(I couldn't stop thinking about he... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1401815422 | 1401829902 | t3_277se6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | fateofmorality: TIFU by popping a pimple on my girlfriend
My girlfriend was over at my place doing homework. While she was doing this, I was playing a badass game of Europa Universalis as Castile, and just about to take over Aragon. They recently attacked my vassal, so I had to protect my little brother so to speak.
A... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1401820894 | 1401862967 | t3_2781qg | t5_2to41 | 3,120 | Prospekt01: TIFU By surprising her in the shower.
This didn't actually happen today but a little while ago while we still lived in our apartment.
My girlfriend was in the shower and I decided it would be a good idea to sneak into the bathroom and peek around the curtain and surprise her a little. I grabbed the shower... | 11 | 283.636364 | |
1401795415 | 1401858387 | t3_276z9y | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting I registered for a class
It's that textbook anxiety nightmare I've had before...except it's real. We're halfway through the semester at my school and I just realized I never realized I signed up for a 2 credit class...I have 7 different courses this semester and it wasn't one I wanted in t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1401821324 | 1401847864 | t3_2782hf | t5_2to41 | 85 | boomatog: TIFU By getting peed on by my neighbor
My first floor window is next to a two story house.
New neighbors moved in 4 months ago.
Once or twice a day I hear what sounds like a small water spout pour on the ground for around 30 seconds outside of my window.
I want to know what it is, but every time I run outsid... | 7 | 12.142857 |
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