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1401984115 | 1401991054 | t3_27e39f | t5_2to41 | 4 | fwddnd: TIFU by having a threesome with my cousin and a random girl, he stuck a vodka bottle in her ass, and then went and poured free shots to her friends downstairs.
Voyager5555: 25 on the bullshit meter.
Prospekt01: I'm curious what the bottom and top of this meter look like.
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1401983437 | 1401998997 | t3_27e21k | t5_2to41 | 116 | jimbogatenby: TIFU, by having a shower (NSFW)
Today (not really), I fucked up by having a shower. It was the morning after a messy stag doo, nasty stripper, people on fire, people too drunk, etc. etc. I had at some point in the night tripped on the curb and went face first into a wall, slight head damage, nothing too m... | 7 | 16.571429 | |
1401989109 | 1402015657 | t3_27ebs4 | t5_2to41 | 187 | [deleted]: TIFU: By having a bat after surgery.
So 4 years ago when I was but a wee child of 14, I was still unable to pull my foreskin back past the head. But was still enjoying a wank every other day. I tried slowly stretching it every day for a couple months to no avail. I then tried some cream my doctor gave me to ... | 5 | 37.4 | |
1401988464 | 1402003409 | t3_27ean8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | kekekimchi: TIFU by paying in cash instead of card.
I ordered online Papa Gino's delivery. This is not something that is new to me, normally, I pay online, but due to lack of funds I could only pay with physical currency. The total came to $13.12 with tax and a $2.00 delivery fee.
I had notified in the delivery instr... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1401991100 | 1402014094 | t3_27ef5m | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By Using My Moms Phone
So it started out as your average day, and lunch time came so we went out to eat. I was txting my friend of my phone when it died so i asked to borrow my moms phone to explain what happened and to send him a pic of my amazing lunch, i swear there was so much food i wasn't sure how... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1401990686 | 1402017024 | t3_27eegy | t5_2to41 | 19 | Shackleface: TIFU by relapsing into smoking cigarettes.
I had just gone out, after a lapse in willpower, to buy a pack of cigarettes from the BP across the street. When I pulled down the hill into my apartment complex, there was a car waiting to go on the right side. I turned left. They followed me. Immediately, I fig... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1401991482 | 1401992770 | t3_27eft1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | saintfourzero: TIFU by using the toilet before my grandmother.
So my grandmother has just come over from Hong Kong, to stay with my family for a month. I haven't seen her in about 6 years, and as she is from Hong Kong and i'm from the UK, theres not really much for us to talk about as she doesn't speak any English.
I... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1401993309 | 1402014704 | t3_27eizd | t5_2to41 | 1,048 | AlabamaH0tp0cket: TIFU by looking at a NSFW post while at work.
Bitch_Karma: you need to talk to your "buddy"!
CyberFreq: He's not his buddy, pal!
YouDoneMessedUpAAron: He's not his pal, friend!
AwfulAnswersAnon: hes not his friend, Guy!
whirlin_dervish: He's not his guy, buddy!
Built_From_Rubbish: He's not his bu... | 15 | 69.866667 | |
1401993956 | 1401999997 | t3_27ek3p | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl out on a date on facebook.
I'm a senior in high school who does standup comedy. Two years ago, I dated a girl who I really liked, but broke up with me after a few months. She was hilarious and smart and really cute. We didn't really keep in contact until recently when we saw each other ... | 4 | 3 | |
1401996519 | 1402013522 | t3_27eoqb | t5_2to41 | 70 | CuriousStraightBro: TIFU by having popcorn in my asshole
So... I'm a guy who really likes things in his ass (hah, as if you wouldn't realize that by reading this..)
This morning I woke up stupid horny and immediately went into the bathroom to tickle the pickle for a bit. As I'm getting into it, naturally a few finger... | 5 | 14 | |
1401999842 | 1402023682 | t3_27euhw | t5_2to41 | 15 | extremisvaccine: TIFU by irritating my father and getting accused of "racism."
(For the record, I am a teenager. This detail is actually necessary to understand the following story.)
This whole incident started on a rather innocuous reference that I made to a brief news story about Chinese oil development in Nigeria. ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1401996182 | 1402035614 | t3_27eo48 | t5_2to41 | 89 | DownFallSyndrome: TIFU by not logging out of skype on my dad's phone.
So 3 days ago my girlfriend called me asking to do some face time on Skype. I left my phone back at my place and I was doing stuff with my Dad. So I grab his phone and get on skype. Well ends up I never logged out....
So jump to last night, I'm on m... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1402004973 | 1402006527 | t3_27f3fm | t5_2to41 | 82 | Jnoggynog: TIFU: texting back a wrong number
So I was minding my own business when I received a text saying " hey it's linger " it was an unknown number, so I decided to have some fun. One thing led to another and I found out that this person is in a gang, he thinks I'm his sister, him and our gang member 2k have to go... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1402007506 | 1402155969 | t3_27f7ip | t5_2to41 | 437 | Calitexian: TIFU by asking my girlfriend for a dirty picture.
I just got back from a visit with my girlfriend in California. We miss each other a lot already, and Its been an emotional few days. So we were on the phone and after cheering eachother up, I asked for a dirty picture. She said yes, she rarely says no, and w... | 8 | 54.625 | |
1402007804 | 1402034413 | t3_27f81c | t5_2to41 | 817 | masonc09: TIFU by buying a deaf kid headphones for his birthday
So TIFU by buying a deaf person headphones for their birthday. Actually it was last weekend and I just hadn’t gotten around to posting it yet because I am still mortified by the entire situation.
A little background on the story. So a couple weeks ago I m... | 9 | 90.777778 | |
1402010821 | 1402097999 | t3_27fco6 | t5_2to41 | 216 | _RRuLB_: TIFU by getting an erection while having a breakup conversation
My girlfriend and I were having a long conversation which was leading to us breaking up. While she was saying that we were going to have time apart and she wouldn't care if I started hooking up with new girls I almost immediately started to get an... | 7 | 30.857143 | |
1402022660 | 1402034125 | t3_27fdgu | t5_2to41 | 786 | RobNguyen: Not trying to be a downer on everyone's boner, but OP slept with her so called "Best Friend's Mother" not once but twice. And she actually expects to still be friends with him? Regardless of how the mother looked, if she really cared about her friend she would not have had sex with his mother... Twice. Some ... | 16 | 49.125 | |
1402012071 | 1402181117 | t3_27fehr | t5_2to41 | 30 | StevieMJH: TIFU by making it look like I was trying to kidnap some kids.
I was driving home from work today and saw a lemonade stand. I stopped to get my dad, then went back to the stand with him to get some lemonade (a couple blocks from my house).
While we were there, we helped the kids get correct change, stood aro... | 3 | 10 | |
1402014578 | 1402015409 | t3_27fi29 | t5_2to41 | 10 | gbimmer: TIFU by buying cheap crab cakes...
I'll just let this email I just shot off to the company that makes these speak for itself:
My wife and I recently purchased your Dockside Classic 24 Mini Crab Cakes from our local Giant grocery store located in Frederick, Maryland for our family.
When I opened the package ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1402018408 | 1402026724 | t3_27fnfq | t5_2to41 | 19 | chibstelford: TIFU by not getting a visa
So a bit of background, I'm taking a gap year between high school and college/uni where I work for 9 months to save enough money to travel for the last 3.
I had been planning this all year so I booked all of my flights accommodation and vaccinations etc at least 3 months in ad... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1402018755 | 1402020956 | t3_27fnwn | t5_2to41 | 12 | tundraaaa: TIFU Laughing at aunt with blood clot
So we were at my aunt and uncle's place, celebrating a birthday, and my aunt starts talking about how she lost her driver's license, and I start laughing out loud, saying: "What did you do, haha?"
I got a blood clot in the brain and lost my driver's license for two years... | 4 | 3 | |
1402020287 | 1402073096 | t3_27fq24 | t5_2to41 | 110 | saucity: TIFU by doing a naked, backward snake slither to avoid naughty kids with their smartphones.
I work weekends, so today is basically my Saturday. I've got the house to myself, so I grabbed an early afternoon beer, got my bikini on, and I headed out to the deck to chill in the sunshine.
I have a pretty secluded ... | 5 | 22 | |
1402016086 | 1402104614 | t3_27fk8w | t5_2to41 | 31 | Legit_nukes: Tifu while being high and hungry and thinking I blew my mouth up
So I came home from a long day of school, I decided to pick up a lil something something on the way home today, I decided to go for a smoke before my mom showed up which I did.. Then decided to fall asleep! I woke up to the house with all the... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1402016888 | 1402103268 | t3_27flbh | t5_2to41 | 15 | kirlysue: Tifu by having sex before work
It was 5 minutes before I had to leave for work, and my boyfriend and I were feeling a little frisky. So we strip down as quickly as possible and have atter. Afterwards, I get up, throw my work clothes on, give him a kiss goodbye and I'm on my way. Everything was going great, un... | 5 | 3 | |
1402024987 | 1402026623 | t3_27fwfn | t5_2to41 | 15 | JoshTheDerp: TIFU by pissing in my closet thinking I was outside of a tent
Not today but...
Two weeks ago I went to a 3 day festival, a regional Burning Man event. Fast forward to the day after the festy I went to a party at a friend's house and got extremely drunk. As soon as I came home, I passed out.
I woke up a ... | 3 | 5 | |
1402026155 | 1402027846 | t3_27fxwo | t5_2to41 | -14 | resampL: TIFU by caring too much about an MMORPG.
As my raid-group got closer and closer to beating the boss, our momentum as a team grew rapidly.
We take a 10 minute break and my family decides they want some dinner. So I attempt to make the fastest KFC trip of my entire life.
I speed through my neighborhood at arou... | 10 | -1.4 | |
1402027404 | 1402059737 | t3_27fzgz | t5_2to41 | 64 | Memithezombiekiller: TIFU by pretending I didn't speak Eglish to avoid a panhandler
Actually, this happened in March. I had taken an impromptu trip to Washington DC to meet some friends. I was supposed to meet my friends at a specific metro stop.
Of course, I got there first, and am chilling on a bench, when a homel... | 8 | 8 | |
1402024928 | 1402068762 | t3_27fwcm | t5_2to41 | 10 | Ginger_ninja_61: TIFU by meeting Cinderella.
Not today but last week I went and got some lunch with friends. So naturally we went to a place that has a reputation for destroying peoples insides because their food is cheap and tasty. I knew there would be repercussions but because my parents would be staying at a hotel ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1402031582 | 1402057384 | t3_27g4bn | t5_2to41 | 6 | BalefulBadger: TIFU By watching a show that was on my friends Netflix history
So first of I use my friends Netflix Account occasionally to watch shows i missed, movies, etc. Well curiosity got the best of me a few weeks and i looked at the recently watched shows and an anime called Princess Jellyfish. Now I know for a ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1402030158 | 1402045679 | t3_27g2pk | t5_2to41 | 19 | bizatin: TIFU by trusting my best friend
To be honest, this isn't really a today thing. It's more of an "everday for the past four months" thing. So EFTPFMIFU, I guess.
And "trusting my best friend" was definitely not my biggest fuck up. That's probably just my petty way of blaming somebody else for my own shit. But a... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1402032044 | 1402281632 | t3_27g4tv | t5_2to41 | 106 | thys98457: TIFU By shutting down 911 in a major US city.
I was in my early twenty’s and had just finished attending 4 years of college. Having started as an engineering student at a small, yet prominent University, I quickly grew discouraged with the entire situation. I jumped majors, changed schools, changed back, cha... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1402053145 | 1402153200 | t3_27gm48 | t5_2to41 | 12 | HobartGirl: TIFU by being a woman, running a business and watching porn...
TIFU, well actually it's after 12 so yesterday, by spending an evening with a bottle of wine and Australia's ADSL2.
I decided to have a nice quiet night at home and do a little social networking through a linked facebook/instagram/twitter/pinte... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1402050859 | 1402099747 | t3_27gkcq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU Not killing the spider
So about an hour ago I saw a spider crawling along the beanbag I sleep on, wanting to build spider karma, I simply brush him off politely, yet assertivley. Not 5 minutes ago, I feel a creepy crawly on my ribs and look down to see this SAME MOTHERFUCKIN ARACHNID crawlin on me like... | 5 | 1 | |
1402057882 | 1402103721 | t3_27gqe4 | t5_2to41 | 267 | crunchybug: TIFU by trying to help a mentally disabled woman
So I'm walking towards a building at my university when an overweight, mentally handicapped woman races past me, running towards the building. She's clearly worried about being late, but the surface we're treading on is made of notoriously unsturdy bricks whi... | 6 | 44.5 | |
1402059362 | 1402071083 | t3_27gs0s | t5_2to41 | 110 | ontherockss: TIFU by pressing all the buttons in the lift before stepping out, only to see an old man in a wheelchair waiting to board after me.
So I was really pissed after waiting so long for the lift that when I was about to step out, I pressed all the 20 floors to get even to the next passenger.
What fucked this up... | 6 | 18.333333 | |
1402021860 | 1402066495 | t3_27fs9u | t5_2to41 | 28 | TheRealTieral: TIFU By holding in a sneeze while carrying a refrigerator down the stairs
Literally today. So I'm helping my buddy move and he needs his refrigerator moved down some stairs. I get the hand truck, hulk the thing down two flights, get part way down the last flight and have to sneeze. I didn't want to drop ... | 4 | 7 | |
1402065691 | 1402068016 | t3_27h0m4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing a car accident, then not taking responsibility for it
(throwaway account) Like most of these, this did not happen today. I was either in my late teens or early 20's, driving to work early in the morning. I was working crazy hours and not getting enough sleep at the time, and as you know-
-f... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1402063500 | 1402073877 | t3_27gxbg | t5_2to41 | 7 | marleec9: Tifu: by babysitting during dead week
So I've been babysitting/nannying for new parents of twin boys since they were 2 months old. The parents are pharmacists and doctors so they have about 10 different girls doing round the clock babysitting while they're at work or sleeping (trust me, you don't want sleep d... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1402066110 | 1402088193 | t3_27h1bm | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU; by telling my sister in law that im in love with her :(
We will call her Amanda, although her real name is so beautiful it makes my heart flutter.
It all started with the death of my best friend, two years ago, he was my only real friend. After he passed I was very depressed and when i would pick up/d... | 3 | 10 | |
1402068736 | 1402488483 | t3_27h5i6 | t5_2to41 | 14 | CondomThrownaway: TIFU by binning my dad's condom
I am a 16 year old, on exam leave, planning on going to a festival this year. It's been fairly hard to revise since our neighbours have recently started work on a new extension to to their property, and the work is very loud. In other news, my friends decided (without m... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1402069874 | 1402087643 | t3_27h7bw | t5_2to41 | 13 | NJewboy: TIFU by shaving my balls
My bush hasn't been shaved in awhile and it was as thick as the amazon down there. I figured since I have some summer trips coming up, I'll shave my balls. I was waiting until no one was home. Well my brother hasn't come home from school at his usual time, so I thought he went out with... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1402071789 | 1402154897 | t3_27haiz | t5_2to41 | 166 | Gorshum: TIFU by eating ghost pepper salsa without clothes on (NSFW)
So this happened to me a couple weeks ago before I really discovered this subreddit but this was one of those stories I knew had to be here.
First off I'm a guy so don't get your hopes up. Now then: My roommate was out of town for a couple weeks so i... | 6 | 27.666667 | |
1402073629 | 1402089121 | t3_27hdgt | t5_2to41 | 230 | [deleted]: TIFU By setting the college on fire.
First account made; primarily to submit this fuck up.
July 4th, 2013 is a wonderful holiday. Booze, barbecues, bikinis, some more booze, and of course fireworks.
Nightfall rolls around, and we decide to drive outside city limits to the canyon to go set off the big ille... | 9 | 25.555556 | |
1402069552 | 1402151549 | t3_27h6v3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | yomandenver: TIFU After recently having surgery on my foot, I pushed the limits of my recovering body.
A week ago, I had foot surgery. Total recovery takes 3 months, but I'll be walking on it within a month.
This morning, I decidedly needed a beard trimming, because Grizzly Adams. After standing (with my foot not ... | 4 | 1 | |
1402077954 | 1402143711 | t3_27hkjl | t5_2to41 | 2,813 | PNWRoamer: TIFU by getting my guinea pig killed by a bald eagle.
Today, I lost my guinea pig of 3 years, Remi, to the forces of nature.
I have a heavy, wooden box lined with his bedding and some food that use to bring him outside so he can't escape. It was a nice warm morning (DONT TAKE GUINEA PIGS OUTSIDE WHEN ITS C... | 10 | 281.3 | |
1402081918 | 1402082958 | t3_27hr67 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting stoned and having unprotected sex with a 32 yo Brazilian woman who spoke no English - NSFW
Okay here goes...
Myself and 3 friends recently went on a lads holiday to Amsterdam. What I expected to happen on the trip was spending too much time in coffee shops, maybe pissing in the canal and gaw... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1402078933 | 1402103664 | t3_27hm6f | t5_2to41 | 39 | oops890: TIFU by wetting the bed
Days since last bed wetting: 0 (previously ~6360).
So... for the first time since I was a very young child (when it's acceptable), I woke up this morning at 2am and was immediately shocked to discover I had some how managed to wet myself. Not just a little bit, the entire contents of m... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1402086010 | 1402092168 | t3_27hxw6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | bozz41: TIFU by drinking the wrong energy drink
So last night, I had a very late night. On my way home I stopped at a store to purchase a energy drink, knowing I would need it in the morning for work. I picked one that I had not tried before just to see if I can find a really good tasting one. Found one that said "citr... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1402090595 | 1402090814 | t3_27i5ab | t5_2to41 | 6 | le_dings: TIFU by shitting my pants while doing cocaine.
deathcloset: the mods should perform better tests: Cocaine is bad!
the_dinks: Why won't automoderator send a warning? ;_;
deathcloset: Keep trying. But don't do drugs!...alone....without me....
the_dinks: Okay... I'll struggle on...
| 5 | 1.2 | |
1402140217 | 1403030973 | t3_27i267 | t5_2to41 | 5 | HeartAndFist_: I'm actually going to one tonight.
Dr-Jay: How was the bullfight?
HeartAndFist_: Not what I expected. Not a disappointment but different than what it's depicted. Also, 6 bulls slaughtered in front of you isn't the best thing in the world.
Dr-Jay: How long do those things last?
HeartAndFist_: It was abou... | 5 | 1 | |
1402091209 | 1402091371 | t3_27i68a | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting my pants while doing cocaine.
the_dinks: Thank you, my friend!
deathcloset: You are most welcome my good mod.
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1402090323 | 1402111835 | t3_27i4u8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | bashfulcity: TIFU by having sex in the shower
This happened about a year ago, but seeing all the shower and sex stories got me kinda willing to share this with a bunch of strangers.
I was with (my now ex) a girl from HS I graduated with. We had been freaky for the last few weeks, We had sex probably on the 3rd or 4t... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1402091977 | 1402339098 | t3_27i7db | t5_2to41 | 8 | Thep0is0n: TIFU by booking a non-refundable flight.
So, I've had a shitty couple of weeks as I finish university soon and can't get a job even though evenyone I know on my course have all managed to get one (Typical!) So I decided to treat myself to a holiday with some friends. I'm currently on placement in a school an... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1402093256 | 1402096153 | t3_27i9ai | t5_2to41 | 8 | waffledoctor87: TIFU by trying to exhale through my nose while holding it
Normally, when I do this, it helps clear my ears. But this time, I instead partially dislocated most of my inner left ear. The pain felt like someone was poking an X-ACTO knife into my eardrum, and I could hear about as well as if that was happen... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1402094118 | 1402156976 | t3_27iakd | t5_2to41 | 6 | Seriou: TIFU by letting my friend use my phone.
Some backstory: I'm a junior in highschool and my friend, who I'm calling DT, is a freshman. He's also my coworker and we get along very well, but I honestly don't trust him with my shit anymore.
Anyways:
Our Physical Science teacher is a very chill guy and since we're ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1402095321 | 1402105394 | t3_27ic9t | t5_2to41 | 12 | Supercatgirl: TIFU by accidentally reading a message on my bfs FB
We were planning a group boat ride for next month, since I need to make the reservations by tonight, I decided to take the liberty of logging in his FB and checking if his friend was coming or not. I accidentally ended up clicking a message from another ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1402098645 | 1402127118 | t3_27igta | t5_2to41 | 30 | Throwaway82590485: TIFU by jacking it furiously at work. [NSFL] [NSFW]
WARNING: THIS POST IS SERIOUSLY NSFL (NOT SAFE FOR LIFE)
Continue at your own risk
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First, a brief background: I read recently that men who ejaculated at least 5 times a week had a lowe... | 3 | 10 | |
1402100643 | 1402141483 | t3_27ijcf | t5_2to41 | 48 | Rocket_Admin_Patrick: TIFU by listening to a podcast while on an airplane
So I was listening to a podcast (Painkiller Already, if you know it) while on an airplane. The previous night I was hanging out with friends and while doing that, I was playing music out loud. (this becomes relevant later on) So anyways, 2 hour... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1402101505 | 1402103427 | t3_27ikgm | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwaway_swimsuit: tifu by losing half my swimsuit at a family outing and not realizing it..
* edit 2: people think I'm lying, and that my family would have told me or that I should have noticed. all I can say to that is I'm a ditz and my family is more accepting than most others, apparently..
so this past weekend, m... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1402101728 | 1402105661 | t3_27ikr2 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Yuki_Ame: TIFU by falling for a phone scam
I was just using my computer when the phone rang. I answered it and on the other line was a woman who asked who I was. Upon confirming who I was, she then began saying that something has happened to my mom who went out a couple of hours earlier. She began describing how the ca... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1402102729 | 1402128405 | t3_27ilym | t5_2to41 | 98 | arb1987: TIFU by swearing at the CEO of my company
I work as a CNC machinist. It is pretty loud where I work. Today one of my ear plugs had fallen out of my left ear while mid job, I bent down to look for it when I heard someone ask me if I was working this weekend. I yelled FUCK NO. Thinking it was the other CNC machi... | 4 | 24.5 | |
1402103557 | 1402106057 | t3_27in0b | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending $100 on porn
-eDgAR-: Sorry, but your submission has been removed because of rule #3, this is just not noteworthy enough.
[deleted]: Awww, I really wanted to read what he wrote! :(
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1402103698 | 1402171142 | t3_27in6a | t5_2to41 | 10 | thecrazyasscantonese: TIFU by flipping off Geese.
On a run today, I ran into this flock of geese on the edge of a trail. I have treated these geese with cold indifference before, some occasionally giving them death stares and the occasional bird. I practised my usual routine, but something was different this day. Ma... | 5 | 2 | |
1402101954 | 1402148725 | t3_27il0d | t5_2to41 | 79 | nasty_milk_fucker: TIFU by forgetting my girlfriends birthday.
First things first let me say that I am very bad at remembering important dates. Today was like any normal day, I woke up, showered, and ate breakfast. During breakfast, my girlfriend kept on looking at me like she was expecting something. I thought to m... | 9 | 8.777778 | |
1402103318 | 1402186012 | t3_27impi | t5_2to41 | 14 | Stupidass666: TIFU and ended up in hospital
TIFU... Well, it started last night, actually, when the hubby and I had a few Friday night drinks. We headed inside for bed around 11pm when my psychopathic siamese cats decided to weave between my unsteady feet. I fell rather ungracefully, smashing my head against a table, s... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1402105643 | 1402143284 | t3_27ipjm | t5_2to41 | 3 | BVLeo: TIFU by ruining our neighbor's WiFi
My neighbor asked my last night if I can change the password of their WiFi. I've done it before so it's piece of cake, well, I thought it was. After an hour and a liter of sweat, I just then realized "WTF? I have no any idea what am I doing right now!", I tried all my knowledg... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1402108052 | 1402123833 | t3_27isk6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to do a home waxing job
So, I actually used to wax myself for about a year or so because fuck paying $54 for something I could do at home for $14. I became pretty proficient at it. I used to work that wax. Every month my vulva was smoother than a veal cutlet. I don't remember why I stopped do... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1402107665 | 1402164454 | t3_27is2z | t5_2to41 | 50 | jmarsh433: TIFU by getting a boner during a "nut" exam
Before I get into the details of this embarrassing moment of my life, I will give a little back story.
Back in high school I played hockey and during one of the last games of my senior year I took a slapshot to the balls which ended up shattering my cup and caus... | 5 | 10 | |
1402110723 | 1402114345 | t3_27ivl1 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Lady_BeepBop: TIFU by getting scammed over two husky puppies.
I am just your ordinary 19 year old female who swoons when i see a cute puppy. Occasionally I even take a break between the "aww" and "soooo cutttte" to utter the phrase "I can't even".
Recently I got an apartment with my SO and we decide we wanted a puppy... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1402109933 | 1402796731 | t3_27iupt | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by continuously kissing with my friend.
So yeah its 5:45 am now and i still cannot sleep. I have been kissing/snuggling her up until 5:30 and she left saying : we shouldn't tell what happened to her flatmate and we are not lovers. When I asked if this will continue she repplied with "it cannot". Here is... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1402090574 | 1402181501 | t3_27i598 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to punch my boyfriend and pulling my shoulder instead...
So, we were on a road trip, listening to some new (to me) music. He started to mock my limited music tastes, so I wound up to mockingly punch him for his comments. Unfortunately, I missed completely, and pulled my shoulder instead. We la... | 13 | 0.769231 | |
1402121810 | 1402188015 | t3_27j6r6 | t5_2to41 | 342 | boneritiss: TIFU by sending possibly the worst thing you can to your mom
Let me start off by saying my mom is a traditional lady and somewhat over protective of me. Because I live with my parents I'm still required to abide by their rules. Me being a teenager i secretly break their rules you know, to have fun.. I'm con... | 8 | 42.75 | |
1402123977 | 1402239828 | t3_27j8no | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by impregnating my ear.
I was taking a bath.
I jerked off in the water while my ears were below the waterline.
Semen got stuck in my ear and no amount of head-banging and Q-tips will get it out of my ear canal, and all sounds have been softened and muffled in my right side.
I'm not sure if I have ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1402127418 | 1402185480 | t3_27jb5g | t5_2to41 | 64 | medi0litr0: TIFU because my phone's ringer went off on the set of Lost.
This was a long time ago, but I was on the set of Lost as an extra. We were doing a flashback scene. I was walking by the camera on the first take with my partner, and my phone went off just as the director was gonna cut it. Let's not forget this ... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1402102080 | 1402171872 | t3_27il7f | t5_2to41 | 5 | Knights_of_Napier: TIFU By emailing a customer when I thought I was emailing my coworker.
I was emailing back and forth with a coworker and customer at the same time. The customers response to an email fit a question I asked my coworker so I just rolled with it without even thinking. I replied back " FINE!!!!" ( me and... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1402106632 | 1402158756 | t3_27iqso | t5_2to41 | 4 | hiddeninsideyou: TIFU by replicating Sports Science
So if you haven't seen the Sports Science video where a football player smashes a door in you probably should. So today after my 6th mountain dew kick start I attempt to smash down a closed door (not locked). Unfortunately it worked and now I'm 100 in the hole in orde... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402134229 | 1402165054 | t3_27jfgg | t5_2to41 | 3,173 | crankityo: TIFU by smashing a spider up my vagina
Sigh... this just happened about an hour ago. I just woke up and felt the urge to do my morning wee. I walked into the bathroom and as I did I noticed a rather large house spider lurking next to the toilet. Now, I don't have a *fear* of spiders per se, but once they get... | 13 | 244.076923 | |
1402138985 | 1402165629 | t3_27jid8 | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU by ramping railroad tracks with friends in the car [NSFW]
I want to start by saying im not sure where else to go with my story or how im feeling at the moment but reddit as been my home on the internet for so long idk where else to go. Ive spoken to families and friends but writing this post has helped ... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1402138856 | 1402140684 | t3_27ji9l | t5_2to41 | 3 | pusspunter: TIFU by drinking some liquid in a solo cup that has been sitting in my room for at least three days
I am gonna try to finish this before I shit my pants. I have just passed the first wave of destruction. I know there are several more painful ones headed my way.
So reddit im a lazy fuck and I forgot to pick... | 3 | 1 | |
1402138263 | 1402142163 | t3_27jhx3 | t5_2to41 | 23 | hideandgoanal: TIFU by not wearing underwear
So, on the last day of school I decided to wear basketball shorts with no underwear, I figure its the last day, my dicks gonna be flopping around, fuck it, tomorrow is summer, today's the last day of finals. Anyway, I sit in front of this really hot girl, and the way the des... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1402139754 | 1402140253 | t3_27jiw0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | freshprincesingapura: TIFU by running for the bus
This didn't happen today actually, it happened about 2 years ago
I woke up late for school one fine morning. I took a dump, went to brush my teeth and take a shower. Managed to do that within 10 minutes, put my school uniform on and rushed out of the house. I then put ... | 3 | 1 | |
1402140050 | 1402140500 | t3_27jj3n | t5_2to41 | 30 | GiraffaTron: TIFU by giving head with the lights on
Okay so a little backstory. My boyfriends bedroom has a door on each side of his room, one leads to the bathroom and the other his brothers room because of this his brother is constantly using the room as a hallway also no locks on the door. So my boyfriend and I are ... | 3 | 10 | |
1402140498 | 1402145761 | t3_27jjeg | t5_2to41 | 13 | byebye247: TIFU gave a man a bag for his groceries...
Male 16. I have a job at Woolworths (Australian Groceries Store) and I work on the checkouts most of the day, today this man came in and grabbed some bread rolls. I didn't see him grab them but it was the only thing he had. He came to my checkout and asked for a bag... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1402139853 | 1402141778 | t3_27jiz4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | fractal117: TIFU by eating a cookie
So I work the night shift and as far as I am concerned this happened "today" but really it happened yesterday morning when I got off of shift. I work maintenance in an industrial plant in California and last night (Thursday night) was incredibly busy, more so than normal so I was a b... | 3 | 3 | |
1402144199 | 1402153115 | t3_27jm0o | t5_2to41 | 411 | throwaway432524: TIFU by eating a 5 guys burger before yoga.
I am a 24 year old male working in IT in a hospital in the greater Boston area. Recently I have decided to get try to reduce my unhealthiness (I am 6'2 and 250 pounds). I decided that yoga would be a good way to try this, as maybe it wouldn't be as jarring ... | 7 | 58.714286 | |
1402148095 | 1402266992 | t3_27jpci | t5_2to41 | 193 | st3amtr3der: TIFU by masturbating on my birthday
I had been staying up pretty late because it's weekend and both my dad and mom would be working so I thought it wouldn't be so much of a deal for my birthday, it usually never is we just tend to keep the present opening for the evening and maybe eat something I can chose... | 6 | 32.166667 | |
1402149556 | 1402194172 | t3_27jqqm | t5_2to41 | 12 | sillycones: Tifu by bringing my friend on my fishing trip.
Lets start off by saying I am a catch and release angler. I do not keep anything I catch nor do I condone cruelty to animals so all you PETA types can cram it. I like fishing purely for the outdoor experience and to keep my survival skills from getting rusty.
... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1402153670 | 1402190974 | t3_27jvbv | t5_2to41 | 288 | Tom370: TIFU: Not sure if I can look my mum in the eyes again
This may not have happened today. But it very much applies to the 'fucking up' part of this subreddit.
Yesterday me and my girlfriend were babysitting for my Mum and Dad who are foster carers and went out for the evening. We'd just put the kid to bed and we... | 10 | 28.8 | |
1402154075 | 1402343456 | t3_27jvu9 | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing a kick-ass party
So here I am, less than one month after graduating high school and my parents are going to Las Vegas from Thursday until Monday. My younger siblings are staying with either grandparents or at a friend's house. What do I do with an empty house? I invite a few friends over to ... | 8 | 6.375 | |
1402154072 | 1402166000 | t3_27jvu2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | AlwaysTheMun: TIFU by telling my sister she is fat.
So I do care about my sister. And she's trying for a kid, right? But she has PCOS. She's stressed and on all these hormonal drugs (that I mistook for diabetes medication because that's what they are *primarily used for*).
But she's fat. And frankly, I'm tired of bei... | 11 | 0.454545 | |
1402154401 | 1402195736 | t3_27jw8x | t5_2to41 | 32 | dablive: Tifu by signing up for the wrong test
I fucked up big today, I was supposed to take the world history subject test today through collegeboard testing, little did I know that about a month ago when I signed up I accidentally signed up for the SAT instead of the subject test. Hours of studying and tutoring sessi... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1402157369 | 1402170279 | t3_27k016 | t5_2to41 | 64 | -TheRowAway-: TIFU by sending a dick pic to a friend.
So this evening, I had just gotten out of the shower. I was taking a piss while drying up while casually sexting with my girlfriend through Snapchat. She sent me a picture of her boobies, to which I replied ''Hold on there girl, I'm getting a hardon..''. My juvenile... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1402156165 | 1402199438 | t3_27jygu | t5_2to41 | 186 | macaroni_veteran: TIFU by taking my hamster for a car ride
Alright, so this admittedly didn't happen today. However, today marks the year anniversary of my hamster's two-day harrowing car ordeal, an incident that my family and pretty much everyone in my small town still makes fun of me for to this day.
So my late hams... | 6 | 31 | |
1402158356 | 1402158999 | t3_27k1bq | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be productive
I recently opened a bank account at a new bank and was told if I did not set up direct deposit then I would be charged a monthly fee. I procrastinated as long as possible, as usual, and today I sat down to set it up. I attempted to log on to my employer's website to enter the ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1402161492 | 1402184364 | t3_27k5eg | t5_2to41 | 8 | passmeaburr: TIFU by eating some bear mace.
warning: I have never been a great writer and this is my first post so *bear* with me. heh
So for those of you who are unfamiliar with bear mace, it is like pepper spray but for a bear. so it's, you know, fucked. anyway.
Me, at work(i work overnights at a hotel) doing som... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1402163916 | 1402167794 | t3_27k8mo | t5_2to41 | 6 | splashy97: TIFU by being patriotic. NSFW
So its not the most extreme thing but here it goes.
Me and my friends had decided to go out this evening to get a few drinks and may be pull. I thought I'd get ready and shave the old public region because it was getting a tad long, but add a little twist ; an England flag. I t... | 6 | 1 | |
1402163954 | 1402237529 | t3_27k8oc | t5_2to41 | 204 | [deleted]: TIFU (Two days ago really) I almost lost my penis. [NSFW]
For whatever stupid reason I tried an improvised cockring while masturbating, imagining I'd get a harder erection than usual. Well, it definitely worked, but apparently the ring was *way* too small and I got stuck.
Tried showering in cold water for 2... | 8 | 25.5 | |
1402165856 | 1402201748 | t3_27kb6n | t5_2to41 | 51 | WhiteWilliam: TIFU by giving alcohol to my friends dad who is a recovering alcoholic
My friend has really laid back parents so he had a get together at his house and I just came from a party so I had some alcohol on me. I am not very good friends with the guys whose house we were at so I did not know that his dad is a ... | 3 | 17 | |
1402166389 | 1402166559 | t3_27kbwx | t5_2to41 | 3 | pghgaybro: TIFU: Putting on my "Firefly" wristband on not knowing it didn't come off.
holymother: Usually not. You can contact customer service and see if they can do anything for you
pghgaybro: I'm a fool. Haha. They don't open till Monday, so I get to wear it to work for a day.
| 3 | 1 | |
1402164873 | 1402449084 | t3_27k9wa | t5_2to41 | 8 | SS3890: TIFU by setting my motorcycle on fire.
After years of pining, I finally got myself a motorcycle. Nothing impressive by most standards, but it was my dream bike - a used 2006 Ninja 250, black with silver flame detailing. I had never been happier.
I rode that machine everywhere. On this particular day, I was abo... | 3 | 2.666667 |
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