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1402168679 | 1402305345 | t3_27kf1y | t5_2to41 | 16 | whydidifu: TIFU by getting baked as fuck and reminding my girlfriend of her dead dad
So, this is the throwaway.
Anyways, my girlfriend and me have been going long distance for 2 years now(since we go to different colleges) and its been great all along. Now, I decided to smoke a joint with a friend since its been a whi... | 4 | 4 | |
1402170632 | 1402199346 | t3_27khpf | t5_2to41 | 236 | MrBananaHump: TIFU by splashing bleach up my asshole (NSFW)
So this morning, I head to the bathroom to take my morning leak and shower. After taking a piss, I realize that the toilet for some reason smells kinda bad. No problem, as I have that Clorox bleach toilet bowl cleaner. It's basically that bottle with the weird... | 8 | 29.5 | |
1402172062 | 1402208425 | t3_27kjl0 | t5_2to41 | 64 | Animebeats: TIFU by headbutting a girl
So this happened a while back, I was at school, early in the morning just hanging out with friends. I soon see my friend pass by me, and decide to scare her by jumping behind her. So she's turning a corner, and I run behind her like I'm Solid Snake about to remember the basics of... | 7 | 9.142857 | |
1402177218 | 1402235394 | t3_27kqk5 | t5_2to41 | 5,071 | PooPooSmuggler: TIFU by tipping the pizza guy
It's hot as hell here today, so I didn't feel like cooking, and decided to order a pizza. Local place down the street offers free delivery and gets the pie over in like 30 minutes, so I call them up and order. I hear the doorbell and grab the money from my wallet, not reali... | 12 | 422.583333 | |
1402177084 | 1402229461 | t3_27kqdz | t5_2to41 | 218 | objectivetruth0: TIFU by sleeping with my mouth open.
A few days ago my wife and I were about to go to sleep, when all of a sudden, the biggest cockroach/palmetto bug ever starts creeping along the wall. I tried to smash it, but nope it gets away. The next day I come down with a pretty bad case of flu. It basically inc... | 6 | 36.333333 | |
1402177983 | 1402218773 | t3_27krj2 | t5_2to41 | 78 | Zeus1325: TIFU by putting my school on lockdown
This dodn't happen today but, a few months ago. It was cold so I wore a hoode to school. It's grey with bunch of skullcandy logos on it. Our school makes us wear ID's. But I forgot mine that day, so I walk in and as it was cold my hood was up. I had to walk across the ent... | 6 | 13 | |
1402182252 | 1402185368 | t3_27kwxn | t5_2to41 | 13 | Cedarfuckup: TIFU by cheating on my boyfriend
Warning:First time poster and posting from an iPod.
Today I fucked up. I mean I fucked up big time. I have never been happier then with my boyfriend of three years and yet I still cheated. Not to mention I got caught before I could bring myself to end it. Today after taki... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1402183635 | 1402189278 | t3_27kxwf | t5_2to41 | 6 | notawindowsguy: If you read again I did make backups.. they just had some corrupted files apparently (or maybe NTBackup sucks).
If I had never restored that backup I might still have something. At least I'd have a network connection to copy the share drive and stuff.
It's going to be a long weekend. :)
Sathorod: For... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1402184491 | 1402242630 | t3_27kzpp | t5_2to41 | 18 | ThatVideoGameGuy: TIFU By Going to the Grocery Store High :(
I don't normally go shopping high… After I got nice and high this afternoon I noticed I was out of toilet paper. I walk into the neighborhood Krogers ( a popular grocery store here in Ohio ) and all I can think about is FOOD. I keep mentally telling myself I'... | 3 | 6 | |
1402185251 | 1402261288 | t3_27l0nr | t5_2to41 | 25 | whackyfrisbee: TIFU by locking myself out of my work truck
This actually happened today and I made an account because fuck it.
I work for a shipping/delivery/whatever company. I'm new at my job and I've managed to make probably every possible mistake. Either everyone is really nice or I have some kind of aura that mak... | 5 | 5 | |
1402184870 | 1402264286 | t3_27l05s | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using rustoleum touch up paint on my car's paint chips
Instead of trying a test spot, I decided that I trusted the product and my handiness so I touched up every little rock chip on my car. It is drying right now and I am on edge. I think I just severally diminished the value of my car by being bored... | 10 | 0.6 | |
1402186878 | 1402342270 | t3_27l2nu | t5_2to41 | 21 | Verbrennen: TIFU By getting naked in public (kinda NSFW)
So I'm finishing up my senior year of high school, and yesterday some of us chose to skip. A couple of my friends and I decided to go for a random road trip cause why not? So the 5 of us (3 female and I'm male) jump into my car and we head east toward Vermont. We... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1402187394 | 1402193237 | t3_27l3ar | t5_2to41 | 16 | WishMandingoWasAPet: TIFU by using the word 'Restitution'???
Today was my 11th straight day of work. 2 days ago I sent an email to my assistant manager saying I was making plans for my day off, what would be day #12, and would be unavailable to cover if someone was out. I have only worked this day day of the week 1 oth... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1402183976 | 1402228551 | t3_27kz3g | t5_2to41 | 39 | Zzoop: TIFU by sending step mom a text
Today I was just talking to friends over raid call about to start playing Guild Wars 2 when I got a text. I looked and it was just the phone number and just recently, I was texting a old friend of mine and I also didn't save his number. I thought the first text I got was from him ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1402190519 | 1402191819 | t3_27l6z6 | t5_2to41 | 1 | youngcountry: TIFU by not brakin!
69IDontCare96: This is on the brink of not being able to read.
youngcountry: ur on the brinkk of bein a fukin upppity liberal
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1402192048 | 1402252932 | t3_27l8ry | t5_2to41 | 70 | YouNeedOchinchin: TIFU by missing my girlfriends graduation
as you can see by the title of this, i fucked up big time. There's really not much detail about this, but i decided it would be a good idea to stay up all night and until 5am and get ready for her highschool graduation because i was afraid of oversleeping. how... | 6 | 11.666667 | |
1402194279 | 1402313530 | t3_27lbg4 | t5_2to41 | 566 | EasyDayWasYesterday: TIFU- How do i tell her?
So, since my snake has grown(corn snake, aztec zig zag pattern) I am feeding him once every other week now. Today came feeding time. His name is Bob. I take Bob out of his home cage and put him in his feeding cage. I grab a plastic cup from the cabinet, fill it with warm wa... | 10 | 56.6 | |
1402177352 | 1402256691 | t3_27kqq6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | DavesNotThere: TIFU by Making a Nun Punch a Kid
3 of us were sitting on the floor playing a board game. I lean up on one butt cheek and Dukes of Hazard out a huge fart. Being young, a miscalculation in fart physics meant it loudly echoed off the hard floor and the entire class heard it.
Immediate panic, immediate ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402194389 | 1402203385 | t3_27lbk2 | t5_2to41 | 37 | PoisonIvy-On-My-Dick: Today I (sorta) Fucked Up - Throwaway.
I was working in my yard gardening and building a shed. After a days worth of work I headed inside to eat and one thing lead to another and decided to give it a tug. I'm in my room wackin' it and finish and then decide to take a nap. I wake up a few hours lat... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1402195707 | 1402325088 | t3_27ld3d | t5_2to41 | 10 | MangoOfDoom: TIFU by possibly falling for a door to door scammer
First of all, currently on mobile so I apologize for spelling or formatting errors.
Allow me to say that I am indeed a dumbass and I haven't stopped worrying about this since it happened. I made a very stupid decision and I wish I could have been smarter... | 5 | 2 | |
1402197702 | 1403248752 | t3_27lfdv | t5_2to41 | 45 | Lego_Boni: TIFU by uppercutting a teenage girl
(Really last week) I was in gym class and we were playing dodgeball. Now, I'm in high school and students literally take stupid shit like this WAY too seriously. But I glanced at someone on my "team", who I now know to never, ever copy ever again, grabbing dodgeballs out o... | 5 | 9 | |
1402199914 | 1402200581 | t3_27lhvc | t5_2to41 | 15 | BallzAfari: TIFU by sharting... A lot. NSFW
karpDM: Talk about a shit storm... That's awful man... I shat myself once at a ski resort in the bathroom in a stall before i could get my snow pants off.. made it all the way down the hill too after feeling like I got stabbed in the bladder riding the lift up.. proceeded to... | 3 | 5 | |
1402196038 | 1402239066 | t3_27ldh7 | t5_2to41 | 31 | britneymisspelled: TIFU by leaving a beer out and forgetting they're carbonated.
So my apartment gets fruit flies at the drop of a hat. Last night I decided to have a Corona that was left at my place. Had a few sips and wasn't feeling it, went to bed, totally forgot about the beer. Today I noticed several fruit flies i... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1402200751 | 1402230696 | t3_27lirh | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU by ripping my foreskin off...
I can't believe I fucking did this...
It was on June 5th, this week. I decided to do my daily "Business." I begin, everything's going fine. I notice that it's taking longer than usual to finish, so I acquire a tighter grip...
Well... After a few minutes, I feel a warm liqu... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1402200453 | 1402268417 | t3_27ligl | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by unfriend-zoning by best friend from childhood...
Today, after visiting home for the first time in 3 years, I met up with my oldest childhood guy friend. For 12+ years we have flirted and confided in each other about everything, but I never let anything happen sexually. Occasionally, we would cuddle ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1402201972 | 1402205250 | t3_27lk2m | t5_2to41 | 0 | abbiemorgan: TIFU by sending a snapchat to the wrong person, four times!
Well, about three hours ago I was snapchatting sexually with my boyfriend. And I was sending him a snapchat of my boobs.
As weird as it is to have your parents on snapchat, my stepdad was right underneath my boyfriend in the "recent" column.
As ... | 3 | 0 | |
1402204383 | 1402334114 | t3_27lmj3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not talking to two gorgeous german girls enough
This happened to me yesterday, but I was too exhausted by the end of the day to type anything up.
I was out doing some sightseeing yesterday with a tour group from work. We were at the largest mall I have ever been in!!! It was absolutely amazing, fro... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402209012 | 1402217428 | t3_27lqoo | t5_2to41 | 11 | ilofty: TIFU by being late to work
So basically today I had to get up at 5-5:30 am to be in work for 6. At first I wake up at half 4 panicking because I think in late. After a few seconds I realise in safe for upto an hour so I roll back over.
6:20am. Fuck.
So I get up and rush to get to work, once there I knew I w... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1402189880 | 1402232121 | t3_27l67u | t5_2to41 | 9 | MilfzAndCookiez: TIFU by breaking a school laptop screen with a mint imperial.
It was on Wednesday but basically, I was in school finishing some of my work with a few friends and we were using the laptops. As we had been in there all day the teacher just left us to it as he usually does and was wandering in and out of ... | 3 | 3 | |
1402211917 | 1402247635 | t3_27lsv0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | sir_ramen: TIFU by transferring 81.5gb to an external HD... then deleting it.
Cleaning up my computer, found out that I had 81.5gb of videos stored in folder I got from a friend. There are still a lot of them I would like to watch in there, so I started to transfer them to my external HD.
Forty or so minutes later I... | 4 | 1 | |
1402214131 | 1402216759 | t3_27ludh | t5_2to41 | 13 | Igives: TIFU by getting too drunk.
Just woke up with a note from my SO that says : "I am disappointed in you. You should think about what you did."
Well I didn't actually remember what I did so I called her and she told me. That I woke up, pissed all over her laptop, went to the WC and after that just ran around her h... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1402217608 | 1402268161 | t3_27lwjd | t5_2to41 | 422 | ClassyStache: TIFU by sending wolf fellatio to my mom. (NSFW)
So I'm a pretty avid watcher of the GameGrumps YouTube channel. A while back, for comedic purposes, they revived an old meme of a poorly computer generated wolf giving a man a hand job. One of the host stated that he and his pals send it to each other when t... | 11 | 38.363636 | |
1402220705 | 1402344404 | t3_27lwv8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | ChubakTheGreat: How did she react? I did the same things a few months back. Ended up dating her until I realized that I don't like her. Damn Ambien.
pseudowalrus: Ambien will turn your worst ideas into the best ideas.
ChubakTheGreat: And Ultram will give you the confidence to do the most stupid things. Valium just make... | 14 | 0.857143 | |
1402218621 | 1402304657 | t3_27lx47 | t5_2to41 | 206 | Loggre: TIFU by saving my girlfriend from burning agony
Decided to make some homemade salsa today that includes all of one medium size serano pepper for the 12 roma tomatoes. Picked the pepper as well as all of the tomatoes and cilantro from our salsa garden, figuring "Hey, these look really ripe, why not?" Cut up ... | 7 | 29.428571 | |
1402234418 | 1402369455 | t3_27m7w1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an MDMA tripsitter.
Background: Recently I have made friends with a group of guys and girls from the city (I live an hour outside in a smallish town), and despite my small town lifestyle I have had a fair bit of experience with illegal narcotics (predominantly weed, psychedelics and obviously E... | 3 | 3 | |
1402235236 | 1402238443 | t3_27m8m4 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Itchydickk: TIFU by putting ant-itch on my junk
First time posting on reddit, so bare with me if my formatting is not that great :)
So I have been sick for the past week, and this morning I woke up with the rash of all rashes, covering me head to toe (Yes it is even on my dick). I just went to the doctors at around 5,... | 3 | 11 | |
1402230547 | 1402256899 | t3_27m4j4 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing a salt water cleanse.
I am just trying to be a healthier me, with years of shoving beer and pizza down my pie hole and weighing in at a lofty 230lbs I decided it was finally time to take charge of my life and get into shape. I started walking, running, eating healthier and all that, but at abou... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1402234812 | 1402346950 | t3_27m882 | t5_2to41 | 46 | donosaur66: TIFU by putting on sunglasses.
This was yesterday, but by time I got home from work I was too angry and exhausted to reddit. I work a summer job as a lifeguard at a local pool. One of the perks of the job is that you get to swim as much as you want and get paid for it. While I was going for a swim (it was a... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1402234227 | 1402268478 | t3_27m7pv | t5_2to41 | 241 | Strawberry_wedding: TIFU by eating strawberries on a wedding cake [NSFW]
This actually happened last night but the story starts almost a month and a half ago with the purchase of a pocket pussy. Being a single male in his 20s it just seemed like the smart thing to do at the time. However I didn't buy any lube and only ... | 5 | 48.2 | |
1402243596 | 1402734136 | t3_27mil3 | t5_2to41 | 357 | ThatVideoGameGuy: TIFU By Offering to Smoke Up an Undercover Cop... Whoops
A little background, I work at a pawn shop. A couple days ago a guy came in looking for an iPhone 4s that was unlocked. We tried a couple of our phones but none of them turned out to be good. On the side me and a couple friends buy and sell a w... | 5 | 71.4 | |
1402244891 | 1402262440 | t3_27mkax | t5_2to41 | 142 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting my friend drive my new used BMW M3.
This happened last Sunday... I've been wanting an E46 BMW M3 for some time now. I bought one two weeks ago, absolutely beautiful. Last Sunday I roll into my buddies used video game store, he's pulling in at the same time , in his GTR of course. He checks o... | 12 | 11.833333 | |
1402244857 | 1402289237 | t3_27mk9b | t5_2to41 | 496 | WaffleBeanDip: TIFU by calling the cops on my dad.
This happened a few months back actually, but I thought I'd share it anyway. So I just got back from school at around 2:00 pm, and I'm just up in my room relaxing, doing whatever. About 15 minutes later, I hear something coming from the porch. I look down from my windo... | 9 | 55.111111 | |
1402245810 | 1402328401 | t3_27mll9 | t5_2to41 | 223 | hmdylan12: TIFU by: looking at my sister in laws naked pics on her laptop.
TIFU So, I lurk reddit quite often but never feel like I have much to post about, but last night I fucked up big time and would like to have some advice from you guys.
Here goes, last night I was updating my iPad on my sister in laws computer an... | 10 | 22.3 | |
1402206922 | 1402274790 | t3_27loun | t5_2to41 | 6 | ReadyForWar: TIFU by getting my dog drunk
I would like to start this by saying that I am truly sorry for what happened, and he is doing great now. He is happy and wagging his tail :)
So, it was last night that a little, "get together" was going on at my house, and we were all well into the beers and even had some shot... | 3 | 2 | |
1402244545 | 1402335588 | t3_27mjt5 | t5_2to41 | 2,906 | maskedgunman: TIFU by laughing when I shouldn't have
Let me set the stage.
I had to travel this weekend to get from Sydney to Singapore for work. It's roughly a 7 hour flight so pretty easy to do during the day. I check in, get my self and exit row and board the flight.
I get towards my seat and notice a girl maybe ... | 9 | 322.888889 | |
1402248962 | 1402413150 | t3_27mpuq | t5_2to41 | 34 | biblebeaten: TIFU and got violated by a bible.
It was a nice summer day today, so I decided to sprawl out in the sun in our front room and play some 3DS.
I was lying on my back, legs spread, feet resting on my bookshelf. I was rocking the bookshelf lightly against the wall as I played. I didn't think much about the he... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1402249139 | 1402260529 | t3_27mq2t | t5_2to41 | 15 | HelioKiwi: TIFU by letting some of my friend's stockpiled nudes get out
So my closest and best friend is moving to a town that's a few states away, and he was one of the more popular boys at my high school. So as most teenage boys would, me and a few others decided to throw him a kickass party.
This friend of mine...... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1402250780 | 1402255764 | t3_27msb7 | t5_2to41 | -9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not speaking my mind
Yesterday I was at one of my good friends weddings. He's such a good guy that he paired me at a table in the back (HUUUUGE wedding) with 3 really, really beautiful girls. The one directly to my right though...oh man. She and I chatted the whole time but half way through something... | 6 | -1.5 | |
1402249408 | 1402282020 | t3_27mqf6 | t5_2to41 | 148 | Vanhaydin: TIFU by browsing 4chan when my mom was home
This didn't happen today, it was 5ish years ago. I was 16 I think, and (because I think this makes the story worse), I'm female.
It was a weekend and I was in the living room browsing 4chan on the laptop. I was on the video game board, but there can often be some ... | 9 | 16.444444 | |
1402253428 | 1402284600 | t3_27mw02 | t5_2to41 | 617 | CrrackTheSkye: TIFU by kneeing a pregnant woman in the belly
So I work in a grocery store and one of my coworkers is eight months pregnant. She's a very small woman (5 feet or so) and I'm about 6'2". This is an important detail.
I was talking to a client, asking what I could get for her and she asked for spaghetti. Th... | 7 | 88.142857 | |
1402254348 | 1402268012 | t3_27mxd3 | t5_2to41 | 59 | PoopOutMyTaint: TIFU by laughing at my roommate's beloved pet.
So about 20 minutes ago, I was just sitting in my room "studying" (fapping) when my roommate knocks on my door. I quickly hide the porn and flip my dick into my waistband. I yell for him to come in and he opens the door and begins to tell me he just got ... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1402256793 | 1402351530 | t3_27n0vp | t5_2to41 | 272 | Strictly_loud: TIFU by cumming on my girlfriend's parents' bed.
Sex is messy kids. Bring a towel..
Anyway.
So I was at my girlfriends house, when we decided we should watch a movie. At the time her parents were not home and we sometimes use their room because they have a better TV and surround sound. So we head in ... | 10 | 27.2 | |
1402258659 | 1402341537 | t3_27n3kv | t5_2to41 | 7 | MAsdbsAM: TIFU by naively assuming hotels don't charge for calls out of the hotel.
So I recently got a job and am stuck up in a hotel for a bit. Without my first paycheck my bank account is getting low. There's nothing to do really but hang out until I find my own place. Maybe 10 days ago, shortly before I left home, I... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1402259343 | 1402503683 | t3_27n4kg | t5_2to41 | 802 | Edgingidiot: TIFU by edging multiple times then proceeding to have sex
Okay so I had to have a throwaway because I didn't want people I know knowing about this just yet.
So I wake up this morning and I'm moderately horny, not enough to wank but enough for something, anyway to prepare for orange is the new black I bing... | 14 | 57.285714 | |
1402260876 | 1402261790 | t3_27n6rt | t5_2to41 | 17 | suraj182: TIFU by essentially telling a random person they're dressed like a slut
First off this is my first post on here so...yeah, might be a little unstructured and whatnot.
Anyway, for the past week, I've been visiting my friend at her uni halls. We're close enough in the sense that we have no boundaries, we'll a... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1402266774 | 1402343415 | t3_27nfds | t5_2to41 | 72 | this_aint_good: TIFU by unknowingly hooking up with my girlfriend's father a month before I started dating her.
Obviously this didn't actually happen today, but here goes. I'm a bisexual guy, and I've been dating my girlfriend for about 2 months now. Skip back about 3 months and I'd been hooking up with an older guy a ... | 9 | 8 | |
1402271029 | 1402274486 | t3_27nlb1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting an entire bottle of laundry detergent in the dryer with my clothes
I went to the laundromat, washed my clothes, and put the clothes back into my laundry bin. I used this to transport all my clothes to the dryer, where I just proceeded to dump everything in.
I forgot that my laundry soap cont... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1402269171 | 1402357190 | t3_27nioa | t5_2to41 | 53 | KatyJessica: TIFU by getting my period
So yesterday I was at a theme park here in Britain, (Alton Towers). And I'd made the mistake of choosing to wear my white shorts.
It was a few hours into the fun of the day that me and my friends decided to go on 'The Smiler', (a rollercoaster). I sat on the ride, front row. The ... | 7 | 7.571429 | |
1402260408 | 1402286451 | t3_27n631 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing breakaway shorts.
7th grade, gym class. This year they started making us 'dress out' in shorts and t-shirts. Right around this time, I've become a fan of the freedom offered by not wearing underwear, and it is grand.
One day, without thinking it through, I bring breakaway shorts (i.e. with b... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1402273854 | 1402286090 | t3_27npal | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwawaymyspleen: TIFU by threatening my housemates with a lawsuit if they didn't clean the mold in the bathroom.
ChrisCooke16: "Interesting legal stuff could happen"
In terms of your house being shut down in order to be clean. If it doesn't comply to campus code of health, your house can be shut down until it is ca... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402272363 | 1402309830 | t3_27nn61 | t5_2to41 | 4 | InsaneLazyGamer: TIFU by touching my man stick after cutting chilli
I was cutting chilli for dinner eventually finished and had some time to spare so i started watching TV when low and behold my my dong starts to itch and i casually reach into my scrotum jacket and scratched my dingy.Never has such pain been felt!!!!!O... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402280319 | 1402328513 | t3_27nxzh | t5_2to41 | 139 | most_horrible_person: TIFU by sending my mom to the emergency room, twice.
On Friday evening, while I was out of town, my mom was taken to the emergency room due to extreme shortness of breath and anxiety. After several hours and several tests, the doctors sent her home and summed the cause up as stress or anxiety (whi... | 6 | 23.166667 | |
1402274744 | 1402345676 | t3_27nqgl | t5_2to41 | 33 | SmellsWeirdRightNow: TIFU by downloading the iOS 8 beta onto my iPhone
So the fuck up wasn't that I downloaded the beta, but one of the features led to it. The new voice message SMS feature, specifically.
I'm just chilling with my friend, and this girl that I was taking to a concert in exchange for a free ticke... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1402292584 | 1402297293 | t3_27ocvm | t5_2to41 | 20 | SmashedMySmash: TIFU my best friend's favorite game.
So I have these two friends with whom I enjoy gathering around every now and then to play some Smash. One of them, let's call him Jay, owns the Wii we play on and the copy of Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and we installed Project M a while ago. Jay happens to be my bes... | 5 | 4 | |
1402245879 | 1402580861 | t3_27mlol | t5_2to41 | 23 | testykleez: TIFU by standing up too quickly
So this actually happened this morning...well late last night, 2:30 AM. (Saturday night/Sunday Morning)
A few friends and I were in the hot tub after having more than a couple of drinks. We had a good evening, supper out, drinks at home, board games, cards against humanity e... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1402289434 | 1402335893 | t3_27o9ea | t5_2to41 | 25 | electricbluegrass: tifu by pushing my sister-in-law to the ground
Before we get started, I would like to state that it was a complete accident, it doesn't make it right, but I honestly did not mean to.
For background sake I will give you guys an idea of who my SIL is. Her only real friend is her live in boyfriend... | 5 | 5 | |
1402296836 | 1402329971 | t3_27ogy5 | t5_2to41 | 28 | sailhatan333: TIFU by putting my used pair of crusty panties back in the drawer
This actually started a few days ago.
I sleep on a mattress on the floor, right next to my vanity/drawers. this is relevant. Anyhow, on this particular night, I was having trouble sleeping. I had just shaved the lady bits, with a cheap r... | 4 | 7 | |
1402288610 | 1402316452 | t3_27o8hl | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating
Back story- I have two pet rats and their cage is in my room. I always keep the door closed so my cat doesn't wander in and mess with them. I also have a 11 year old little sister who loves these rats and sneaks in whenever she can to play with them.
Well, I had just gotten out of the s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402298783 | 1402309502 | t3_27oila | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU via snapchat cockpic [NSFW]
Yes reddit, I'm back here with more sexual misfortune... Me and this girl from school whom I barely know but occasionally snapchat started sending me some flirty snapchats (by that I mean videos of her winking with flirty captions and some photos of her body) and urging me to... | 4 | 2 | |
1402300459 | 1402337667 | t3_27ojv3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Chevron2: TIFU by mixing SSRI antidepressants with Alcohol
This didn't happen today, as I'm not 5 days removed from the last incident. But for the last 5 months I have been prescribed 40mg Celexa (Serotonin balancer for anxiety and mild depression). I have developed a couple of side effects, particularly feeling lazy o... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1402305004 | 1402826264 | t3_27on3d | t5_2to41 | 900 | AcidWater: TIFU by practicing safe sex.
Recently, my SO and I have been getting a lot more serious, and the topic of sex has been brought up more than a few times. Because of this, I figured I could be proactive and buy some condoms to be prepared for when the time came.
I took a trip to my local Target, grabbed the ... | 8 | 112.5 | |
1402305762 | 1402385240 | t3_27onlk | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating when my parents were supposedly asleep.
This was actually a few years ago, but I'm still dealing with the consequences today. Back in high school, I would masturbate quite often. Not like 8 times a day, but at least every day, sometimes twice a day. Over time, I went further into the rab... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1402305509 | 1402386148 | t3_27onfn | t5_2to41 | 2 | swimlab: TIFU by playing a practical joke on my ex and now I'm being charged with a felony (serious)...
I was drunk and took my baby's Father's laptop and hid it in the desert. Afterwards, I went to retrieve it and forgot where I put it (the desert is a big place). This happened last year end of September, it was in ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1402294317 | 1402329065 | t3_27oeks | t5_2to41 | 15 | cryomonk: TIFU by abusing a child in front of her mom & my in-laws
My in-laws were visiting & I took them out shopping. We were at the mall & there was this sketch artist who was making one of those 10 minute portraits.
We strolled over to watch him working & he was sketching a little girl, 5-6 years ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1402311678 | 1402600245 | t3_27os2g | t5_2to41 | 1,631 | Death-Of-Rats: TIFU by making my friends uncle cry
Years ago, but still think about it every now and then.
I was in Cornwall with my friends family, it was a beautiful day so we all decided to go to the beach for some body boarding. Me, my friend and his uncle get to the sea first and all is well.
I see the uncle s... | 11 | 148.272727 | |
1402313452 | 1402335503 | t3_27otid | t5_2to41 | 19 | Kephri: TIFU, Using my girlfriend's parent's toilet.
Okay, so this was actually about two years ago, but we still have a good laugh at it to this day. So I'll share it.
I dated this girl from my freshman year to senior year of high school; she lived about 5 houses down the street from me. Somewhere in our second year ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1402314001 | 1402349401 | t3_27otz9 | t5_2to41 | 158 | tifuthrowaway53: TIFU by masturbating at work
Not today, but only found out that it was a fuck up today...
So I work in this warehouse unit thing for 1 guy who is my boss, and this other guy who works with me.
So one day when they went out on a delivery, I was left alone at work, and for whatever reason, I got horny... | 8 | 19.75 | |
1402318089 | 1403080316 | t3_27oxxv | t5_2to41 | 28 | MAmessedup: TIFU by being stupid then lying about it
I've been married for less than a year (together for 4) and I probably just fucked up my marriage. I was away on business 3 months ago and created an account on Ashley Madison, mostly because I was drunk, bored, had just read a GQ article about it and wanted to see w... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1402316064 | 1402326151 | t3_27ovus | t5_2to41 | 164 | steddybear: TIFU by falling asleep with Crest White Stripes in.
So I have been a smoker for about 5 years and finally decided that my heath/teeth and wallet could not stand it anymore. I start brushing my teeth more regularly and decided that why not speed up the process and get those whitening strips!
So I used them ... | 5 | 32.8 | |
1402321295 | 1402329259 | t3_27p1r9 | t5_2to41 | 89 | BigDreamerSmallThink: TIFU when I agreed to a drinking competition with my friends.
This happened Saturday night. For some background: My friends and I agreed to have a drinking competition in which we would all drink until somebody passes out. The first to pass out will wake up with something memorable having been don... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1402324421 | 1402341921 | t3_27p658 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Aco282: TIFU by ruining my moms birthday.
This happend to me yesterday.
So it was my moms birthday, and I didn't buy her any presents, not that of a big fuck up, but we will get there, then I even forgot to say "happy birthday".
But now comes the worst, she bought a really expensive cake with her own money, and she l... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1402324163 | 1402340083 | t3_27p5s4 | t5_2to41 | 101 | Polyfluorite: TIFU By saving my gfs Nudes on my iPhone.
Ok this happened about a month ago and I just found this sub so I thought it would be good to share. This is not a throwaway.
So one night my girlfriend and I are both horny but are away from each other and have no chance of fucking. So we exchange nudes and I fa... | 6 | 16.833333 | |
1402326577 | 1402460234 | t3_27p9ah | t5_2to41 | 611 | rumblinhemi460: TIFU and a midget yelled and threw a bottle of water at me
This actually happened today, so I work at lowes, and I was selected to water flowers for an hour this morning. So im minding my own business, walking around with the hose watering flowers. I couldn't get the hose to reach the last aisle of flow... | 12 | 50.916667 | |
1402328096 | 1402346760 | t3_27pbq0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling someone how old I was
So let me explain. I work in communications, and I was asked to attend a meeting with a municipal government client. It was a typical communications meeting and I was simply going to gain familiarity with the contacts. So we arrive, and my supervisor and I sit down at ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1402332154 | 1402339011 | t3_27pihk | t5_2to41 | 12 | Hurtcow: TIFU by driving my car with a dashboard light on.
So last night on my way to my overnight job I noticed the battery light was on. Wasn't sure if it had been on before or if it had just popped on but I assumed it was no big deal. Flash forward to working my post office route this morning. I'm about 1/3 of th... | 3 | 4 | |
1402336692 | 1402591483 | t3_27pq6w | t5_2to41 | 62 | Oh_Shit_Im_Screwed: TIFU by getting my Girlfriend of 1 month pregnant. I'm meeting her Dad for the first time tonight at dinner.
It wasn't TODAY, but about a month ago. We met online a month and a half ago. We hit it off immediately. She came to meet me that evening where I was playing pool league. We proceeded to stay... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1402337967 | 1402384424 | t3_27psj0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | seraph77: TIFU by masturbating at work [2]
Inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/27otz9/tifu_by_masturbating_at_work/
Not today, but since cringes from years ago seem to be allowed, here goes:
I worked midnights at a gas station during college. Cameras everywhere, but after a while of working alone, you... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1402334555 | 1402391424 | t3_27pml8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Ex-Lurker25: TIFU by playing GTA5
[deleted]
whigg: Lol'd at "actual boobs"
Voyager5555: I'm really more confused how he "felt" them.
PREDATORA: Smacked his dick against the screen.
| 4 | 3.5 | |
1402340232 | 1402342898 | t3_27pwjm | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling victim to blackmail.
javaski: Umm, if you are in the US, I'm pretty sure everything you described here is criminal activity and you should go to the police.
Ryuu_Girl: Like I said before in the post. I do NOT want my parents involved whatsoever. This will have to wait when I am an adult.
No... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1402339703 | 1402435922 | t3_27pvkk | t5_2to41 | 4,346 | cassyfrassy: TIFU by coming home too early.
I ACTUALLY HAVE A STORY THAT HAPPENED TODAY. It does involve masturbating though so sorry for being one in a million on that one. This happened about half an hour and I'm just ughhhhdlsudhskg NOPE.
Okay. I had to go to the local college to get registered for a summer class.... | 12 | 362.166667 | |
1402340361 | 1402401506 | t3_27pwrv | t5_2to41 | 32 | tested5: tifu by asking my friends to be brutally honest
I have been talking to my friends over the last few weeks about a lady friend with whom i have been attempting to romance for a long while. It eventually happened we went on a date after some time of trying i was excited we had a good time talked nothing fancy ju... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1402339626 | 1402346660 | t3_27pvgd | t5_2to41 | 14 | IFUeep: TIFU and got banned from a pub (request for advise)
*Sorry if this is the wrong forum for this, I'm gonna end my FU with a request for help, but askreddit didn't seem right for this. Anyhow...*
So this happened approximately 5/6 months ago. I used to regularly frequent a particular pub after work with a friend... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1402343151 | 1402348852 | t3_27q1th | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking someone when their due date was.
For some reason I asked her, only to find out very quickly and abruptly that she was not pregnant.
I retrieved my foot from my mouth after she was gone. It all happened so quickly and innocently.
How do I make that one right? I feel like an apology won't cu... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1402342476 | 1402352466 | t3_27q0jx | t5_2to41 | 11 | justathrowawayacco: TIFU by not realizing I stepped on what came out of a dog's rear end, then proceeding to get it all over my hands, shoe, pant leg, and bus seat
So I was walking with my friend right before school ended and I somehow managed to step in poop without noticing. Of course, as I was oblivious to what had ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1402343723 | 1402370613 | t3_27q2sl | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling victim to blackmail.
I won't use a throwaway because I feel brave enough to do this on my own account.
I used to use this multiplayer gaming site uears ago when I was younger to meet, play and, and chat to new people. I met this one particular male who had a dominating attitude. He was okay,... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1402348777 | 1402443209 | t3_27qbxx | t5_2to41 | 103 | TheTuff199: (NSFW)TIFU by beating a spider with cat shit
So I own a cat and I am deathly afraid of spiders. Anyways I noticed it was time to change my cat's litter box because it stunk. I grab the garbage bag and a scoop and take off the lid for it. I start scooping all of the crap out and am almost done when from the ... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1402346829 | 1402381641 | t3_27q8j2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a one legged veteran 2 shoes
This past weekend we had a huge yard sale at my aunts house. So I was hanging out making sure no one took anything or helping move the heavy items to people's cars. This one lady came in and was looking at shoes and different men's clothing. I watched her pick up a... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1402351420 | 1402362328 | t3_27qge1 | t5_2to41 | 56 | baldspotthrowaway: TIFU by drying my hair with a towel that had Nair on it
Used Nair for Men to remove some unwanted back hair. Used the towel to remove the cream. Took a shower to finish the job. Thoughtlessly used the same towel to dry myself afterwards. Now have two noticeable bald patches on my head.
FML
Lurkist:... | 9 | 6.222222 | |
1402352555 | 1402434640 | t3_27qi7p | t5_2to41 | 335 | welltifu: TIFU by accidentally deleting 300 GB of goth porn [nsfw]
I am the son of a fairly devout Baptist family. I am also a teenager, and therefore love porn. Furthermore, we only had one "family computer," so the porn would be present on the same hard drive as my parents' church conference photos. This put me in a ... | 8 | 41.875 | |
1402349098 | 1402434969 | t3_27qcii | t5_2to41 | 22 | GeorgieWsBush: TIFU by saving on my cell phone bill.
This fuck up happened to my father. It began a month or so ago and is still in progress.
So it all started when my dad decided that he would downsize and use one cell phone for business and personal stuff. He is a media relations officer for an international company... | 10 | 2.2 |
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