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1402515113 | 1402543306 | t3_27wh1q | t5_2to41 | 33 | tifu_alt: TIFU by texting on the commode.
This happened five minutes ago.
So, I'm sitting in the Dunkin Donuts right now, and a few minutes ago I noticed I had to use the restroom. So, I go into the bathroom and drop trou, and sit on the toilet, and do my business while texting a friend back because why not? In my per... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1402514964 | 1402522537 | t3_27wgs5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | PM_ME_YOUR_BOOBIES-: TIFU by receiving titpics..
So this happened over the past couple of days but TIFU anyway..
Basically my best friends girlfriend sent me a couple of titpics on Saturday and Sunday nights, and then another few Yesterday, I admit that yes I did ask for them I didnt really mean it and I wasn't expec... | 7 | 1 | |
1402515134 | 1402540324 | t3_27wh38 | t5_2to41 | 3 | instantaneous_regret: TIFU by trying to cancel my Xbox live
This really happened today, because I'm dumb and didn't learn from my friends mistakes. Not so much of a fuckup as it was a massive pain in the ass for what should have been a simple process.
Got a prepaid 12 mo card for live, wanted to cancel the auto renew... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1402518061 | 1402519655 | t3_27wm40 | t5_2to41 | 64 | Throwawayjune11: TiFU by masturbating near a window
I dont know why, I don't get off on it it was just where I ended up. Anyway I got bored and stopped and when I went outside after I heard my neighbour yelling to me. I couldn't hear at first so i kept yelling back "what?" And then I heard her say "caught you. You know... | 8 | 8 | |
1402513003 | 1402566063 | t3_27wdda | t5_2to41 | 89 | Scr0tieMcBoogerballs: TIFU by presenting my balls to my uncle.
That happend last year.
My moms brother comes to visit every two years from Serbia and stays here for about one month. I like him, but I hate the fact, that I have absolutely no privacy for one month, because he just sits there and watches TV... I often fo... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1402515801 | 1402593867 | t3_27wi9e | t5_2to41 | 18 | DJCocoLoco: TIFU by thinking I could drunkingly ride my bike through road construction and crashed straight onto my face.
This actually happened last Saturday night, but I had drank a lot of beer and of course being the smart person I am (or thought so) I figured I would just plan on biking home as to not drive drunk. ... | 3 | 6 | |
1402522102 | 1402547086 | t3_27wt4u | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by urinating in the sink
Yes, in fact you can get shocked by using water in your house: http://www.snopes.com/science/lightningbath.asp
(Same concept). The urine stream is rich with minerals making it a perfect conductor of electricity. If you are referencing MythBusters, consider distance and electrica... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1402521447 | 1402579353 | t3_27ws2v | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by scarring a little kid's life
Well, it just happened not even 10 minutes ago. Probably more than that if this post comes out long enough.
The little kid in question is my girlfriend's (19 years of age) little brother (14 years of age). I'm about to tell you a story of how I most likely screwe... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1402519916 | 1402526295 | t3_27wpc7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | matchbox2323: TIFU by commenting on something - Internet Comments
DustyCikbut: Not being mean but this is TIFU
Go soapbox elsewhere.
matchbox2323: thank you for proving my point
DustyCikbut: This subreddit is not the place to prove your points about fucked up internet trolls. This isn't even slightly a fuck up.
matc... | 8 | 0.375 | |
1402522832 | 1402547895 | t3_27wud4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | BukkakeTsunami: TIFU by contracting Dorito Herpes
I had to visit a new client today that was having problems with their phone system. It was a relatively simple issue but I still wasn't sure if i was going to have time for lunch so I grabbed a bag of Dorito's to eat in the car.
I noticed, when i got there, people were... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1402523106 | 1402531857 | t3_27wutv | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheUnofficial98: TIFU by freezing my drink too long
So I fucked up, again... This happened just a few minutes ago and wasn't too bad, but it was pretty funny.
So today, my brother and I are watching my grandma's dogs. It's not very hard, so we've mostly been playing our PS3. I was thirsty, so I put in a bottle of this ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1402527689 | 1402528415 | t3_27x07f | t5_2to41 | 3 | oderint-dum-metuant: Lol you're good. Lucky too my mom would have beat the brown out of me for smoking in her house, shit she still would!
[deleted]: Mine found my stash twice. Mostly because I was too lazy to put it away the right way. The first time I was able to tell a story. Not so lucky the second time! LOL
oderin... | 3 | 1 | |
1402521153 | 1402539353 | t3_27wrj6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Bayzn: TIFU by salvaging a Tasker and Theo
Was playing D3 in the wee hours of the morning and had joined my friend in a rift game, in order to move it from stash to inventory. I remember specifically placing it in a conspicuous place on the side so I'd notice (it had dropped on an earlier run, but not knowing how good ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1402525167 | 1402610614 | t3_27wy5m | t5_2to41 | 91 | HotPantsMax: TIFU by farting in someone's face.
I work at a pet store. During the weekdays it gets pretty slow when it's early. During that time I'm usually scrubbing some tanks that are a little high up. To get to them and do the cleaning, I get up on a set of steps a couple feet high. I've been getting over a bad cas... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1402529612 | 1402575331 | t3_27x4ym | t5_2to41 | 82 | HavocReeker: TIFU by accidentally hanging myself
(this was yesterday, so yes i did survive) I was in my walk-in closet and was trying to hang up a coat on this hook hanging from the ceiling but it was just a little too high. So me, being such a genius, decided to get some twine, tie one end to the hook and the other en... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1402530682 | 1402532120 | t3_27x6i6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | sammajju: TIFU by accidentally shaving my head
So this is what happened.
I've always liked to keep longer hair on my head. Even though I'm aware of the fact that it makes me look skinnier and smaller, for some reason, I just like having medium length hair. My parents had been hounding me for a couple months to get a h... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402531939 | 1402555495 | t3_27x8ef | t5_2to41 | 29 | justmight_: Tifu by not saying my age in interview
I filled out the application and put my age (15) and I had an interview with the manager and not one thing came up about my age . They told me to buy black plants, shirt, and shoes for the job and to come in the next day.
Fast foward to the next day . I vegin my job ... | 10 | 2.9 | |
1402531785 | 1402560796 | t3_27x85i | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU By laying down in my bed before a date.
So I had set up a date with a really gorgeous girl I met on Tinder the other night. I haven't been sleeping well lately which causes me to get pretty exhausted by the end of the night. The Girl is pretty busy so a late night drink is the only option. After I make ... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1402536488 | 1402537254 | t3_27xf0c | t5_2to41 | 3 | ninjastar09: TIFU by trusting a fart
kinda_alone: Hi,
Your submission has been removed because it violates our trial rule against self-defecation.
ninjastar09: Really? This is why I'm starting to hate reddit. You have too many rules for this sub.
| 3 | 1 | |
1402536915 | 1402590219 | t3_27xflw | t5_2to41 | 38 | PM_ME_UR_SIDEBOOOB: TIFU by asking my dad for pictures of me sucking on his nipples
This shit just happened 5 minutes ago and reddit is the first place I turned.
So here's the story: I just met this new girl today and we instantly hit it off. I talked her into coming over to watch a movie, and we ended up hooking up.... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1402537582 | 1402538668 | t3_27xgjo | t5_2to41 | 28 | That_little_prick: TIFU by meeting my grandma
So first off its a throwaway cuz I have no idea who in my family goes on reddit but I really need this off my chest.
So it all started yesterday before my brother's baseball game when my uncle approached me and said that we needed to talk in private. We went to the porch ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1402530624 | 1402585311 | t3_27x6fb | t5_2to41 | 5 | DickDanklin: TIFU by accidentally ordering a $400 piece of equipment
I'm in a band, and I was surfing Ebay when I saw exactly what I needed. There was a $400 edition of this thing that had everything, which is what I didn't need. But there was a $40 version right next to it that had only one function. I never double ch... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1402540145 | 1402593788 | t3_27xkab | t5_2to41 | 6 | burritobandito: TIFU by restoring over a production database at a client site
So, I am supposedly a data protection expert. I had implemented a new backup system for a medium sized client. I was testing a redirected restore of their SharePoint content database. I'm not sure what I did, but seconds after launching my cl... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1402541238 | 1402604680 | t3_27xlur | t5_2to41 | 32 | unfortunatewomanizer: TIFU by Accidentally getting some action over skype. [NSFW]
So at my university we have a class where we are responsible for making a weekly broadcast for the campus. My professor just quit and the team was entrusted to me.
There's a girl on the team that I know has feelings me, and she is suppos... | 4 | 8 | |
1402546783 | 1402589848 | t3_27xtcb | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a shit boyfriend
my girlfriend..ex girlfriend lowered her standards to date me. she's far to smart to date a guy like me. anyways she's moving away to Portland we live in NC so I've been stressed she'd find someone better out there so somehow..some way I start having a crush on my previous ex. ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1402547316 | 1402584681 | t3_27xtzr | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: tifu by buying drugs on the internet
forthelongestsnatch: I wouldn't worry about it.
notlikecharles: It's one bottle of 30 pills, that's probably compounded flour anyway.
| 3 | 1 | |
1402547164 | 1402710109 | t3_27xttf | t5_2to41 | 6 | bebeman123: TIFU by accidentally being a racist...
So I work at a mcdonalds and the grill ladies don't speak too much english. So I am learning spanish from them and I've gotten pretty good. They make me quesadillas sometimes so I asked for another one today. They say that one of them makes the best but she wasn't w... | 3 | 2 | |
1402550198 | 1402568680 | t3_27xw1c | t5_2to41 | 14 | CaptainExpletive: The way you feel is 100% justified. She messed up. If she cares about you, she would have backed off somehow, either by letting you talk to whomever, or by talking to your friend less.
(Warning: Monday morning quarterback imminent)
I would have "invited" said friend to outings with the 3 (then later... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1402550559 | 1402601154 | t3_27xxzv | t5_2to41 | 137 | dontknowwhattodothro: TIFU by running away from a gorgeous, naked woman.
This will double as a TIFU and a cry for help, 'cause I really don't know what to do here.
Im not good with women, never have been. I'm somewhat of a nerd, but not the kind that's in vogue right now and can play into the nerd culture and be kind ... | 4 | 34.25 | |
1402537238 | 1402587233 | t3_27xg3d | t5_2to41 | 2 | DickDanklin: TIFU twice by pissing.
On the shitter, I pissed accidentally all over my pants. Not on my leg, but on my pants. When I put them on it was wet as shit. Gross, but didn't warrant a shower-based detox. Then I googled "pissing in pants on toilet problem" and… got a bunch of porn. I'm probably on a few watch li... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1402555435 | 1402629888 | t3_27y2y5 | t5_2to41 | 826 | 70sPornoStache: TIFU By Taking it from behind.
So my boyfriend was at my house and we were doing that thing that couples do, when we get the idea to switch positions, and I was leaned over the bed and he was behind me. We heard a tap, and we thought it was the cat, but lo and behold, it was my grandmother. We heard the... | 10 | 82.6 | |
1402557309 | 1402699688 | t3_27y3yf | t5_2to41 | 42 | ShowStoppa718: TIFU by burning my penis and breaking my face
Slow day at work. Manager asks if I want to go home early. I volunteer, because its slow and im thinking "Fuck yeah, I have to level up to enchant my daedric armor". I order my 8th of Xhemdog and head home.
4 hours gameplay, 1 1/2 J's in, and 8 cans of Scha... | 9 | 4.666667 | |
1402558726 | 1402640926 | t3_27y561 | t5_2to41 | 10 | whenvictorysang: TIFU by bringing up reddit with my group of friends.
I was talking to my friends, conversation drifted towards internet, leading to reddit.
My friends brought up the fact that they found my reddit account some time ago, and when I got home, I was horrified when I hopped onto facebook.
They puush'd my r... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1402554038 | 1402662608 | t3_27y1le | t5_2to41 | 9 | Bnlol1: TIFU by trying to lockpick my own door
So today when i was walking home, everything was fine until i realized that i had forgotten my key in the house that morning.
However, not to worry, i keep a set of lockpicks in my bag for situations like this. Now it should be noted I've only ever picked a crap padlock b... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1402566281 | 1402582354 | t3_27yaqv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting high before my science exam
I started my usual routine of walking to school and had been lent what I thought was a normal cigarette. I smoked it while walking to school and started feeling slightly stoned (the feeling you get like somethings in your throat) by the time I got to school I was p... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1402568092 | 1402595268 | t3_27yc3d | t5_2to41 | 923 | [deleted]: TIFU by waking up naked, wrapped in a twister game board/sheet, in a friends apartment.
Two of my friends (a boy and a girl) and I were very bored and drunk, we were going to take some low dosages of trazadone and go to sleep.
My friend (whose apartment this is in) is very sick right now and on around 15-20... | 10 | 92.3 | |
1402561686 | 1402632346 | t3_27y7g1 | t5_2to41 | 145 | FantasyBloomed: TIFU by reading /r/TIFU then falling asleep
So today I was sitting at my grandmas on my iPad, browsing through /r/tifu when I get to the thread of the week. I laugh rather loudly, then I shut the iPad (without pressing the home button. This is where I fuck up first), and fall asleep.
Next thing I know ... | 4 | 36.25 | |
1402578352 | 1402585610 | t3_27ylw0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering $650 worth of yearbooks nobody will buy
This happened today, and although it's not worst fuckup I still feel guilty about it.
I was in charge of ordering the yearbooks after I uploaded the file to the printing company's website. We are a small class of 61 and estimated to sell 75 yearbooks.... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1402574393 | 1402633007 | t3_27yhk6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by brushing my teeth with benzol peroxide
I've been working long days for the last couple of weeks due to a shortage of staff at work. Last night I managed to sleep at 930 pm which is unusual for me; but I actually felt both sleepy and exhausted (normally just exhausted)
I woke up at some point in the... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1402582994 | 1402587788 | t3_27ys6u | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by offending a Jewish coworker with an accidental holocaust reference
So I was in a standard office meeting with a Jewish coworker and for some reason we got on the topic of the new interns and the cubes that they had to sit in. These cubes are extremely tiny, square, and provide only enough space to lo... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1402615999 | 1402675627 | t3_27yweu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Really? You knew a girl was struggling with mental issues, then you submit a story about how you "fucked up", and now you're going to deny that you were taking advantage of her?
Absolutely incredible. Wake up you fucking scumbag.
Volistar: You clearly can't read...
[deleted]: > After a month of hooki... | 5 | 1 | |
1402589230 | 1402673182 | t3_27z240 | t5_2to41 | 171 | GameOfThirst: TIFU by masturbating with hand sanitizer
EDIT: I was 13 when this happened and just getting into the meat beating game.
So I was using some hand sanitizer and became intrigued by the cool sensation it gave my skin... long story short, after a lapse in judgement, I landed on the brilliant idea of trying ... | 9 | 19 | |
1402590311 | 1402636718 | t3_27z3w0 | t5_2to41 | 6,568 | ShotoPizza: Tifu by leaving car windows open while driving @2am
I was driving back home after a day of work & evening with my gf @~2am
Long straight street, it was hot outside (~26°C) and not a single car around as you can tell by the day/hour so i thought it was ok to leave car windows open.
...Until 1km from ho... | 10 | 656.8 | |
1402587929 | 1402638026 | t3_27yzzn | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking there was a tornado outside at 130 AM
My fiancee did 3 tours in Iraq with the Marines before the age of 21 and saw and probably did a lot of gruesome shit that I don't want to think about. Needless to say he has PTSD and TBI and frequent nightmares and tremors that we have been working on al... | 3 | 3 | |
1402592899 | 1402635859 | t3_27z89a | t5_2to41 | 27 | anatomyoffear: TIFU by running from my wedding
SO i guess title tell all. So here is my story. I used to date a girl in high school and college for some time, then i was invited to work for one of IT companies and I moved to California, US. After few years, I received an email from my ex-girlfriend, where she was sayin... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1402593201 | 1402694148 | t3_27z8rx | t5_2to41 | 11 | rgbaba: TIFU By trying a cigarette
Tried one after work, just being stupidly curious, hated it and threw it out. Nasty as shit I'd rather, eat a rotting corpse. Went home later and casually mentioned it over a Skype call and now my best friends are disowning me. I accept the stupidity and am fully against smoking, as I... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1402588791 | 1402597773 | t3_27z1d2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | JmanFL: TIFU By not turning on the light
so back story, i recently got rid of some roaches that had made it inside the house. I also have a tendency to blow some air into whatever cup i use before i do to rid it of any mild dust, debris. this was last night
I get back from a really tiring work day and head to sleep... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1402590677 | 1402679513 | t3_27z4j8 | t5_2to41 | 194 | evs212: TIFU By Ripping My Lower Lip Off With An Ice Cream Spoon
A story from a few weeks ago but as the rules permit...
I had just finished moving into a new apartment and finally was sitting home alone. I wanted nothing more than to treat myself to some comfort food. ICE CREAM! I went to the store and bought a pi... | 8 | 24.25 | |
1402595156 | 1402595411 | t3_27zc6e | t5_2to41 | 2 | throwaway659874231: TIFU by hooking up with a girl
illlii: Seriously?
throwaway659874231: yeah :( I am not feeling so well right now
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1402595310 | 1402927560 | t3_27zcev | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistaking friends for Jehovah's Witnesses.
About 4-5 months ago I helped a neighbor do quite a bit of work around his house, as he was trying to sell it. We would frequently stand around and shoot the breeze like good neighbors/friends do. He eventually did sell the house and move out of the neighbor... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1402593681 | 1403069683 | t3_27z9nd | t5_2to41 | 21 | d510: TIFU by neglecting to practice safety with a utility knife. A 17 stitch lesson learned. With pics!
So last night (6/11) I was putting away my latest score from the hardware store: A utility knife that promised to actually open and close without binding. I've had a number of utility knifes that are total junk - mo... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1402597910 | 1402673339 | t3_27zgub | t5_2to41 | 160 | Renegade_86: TIFU leaving my daughter in the van whilst I went to get my wallet
Today I took one of the work vans home due to having an early start. The van I got thankfully has Bluetooth built in so I paired my iPhone and got my music on shuffle as I drove home.
On the drive home I had a bit of Metallica, a bit of Al... | 4 | 40 | |
1402598213 | 1402602831 | t3_27zhea | t5_2to41 | 23 | GuardianEagle: TIFU by Dropping my Bong Bowl down the Drain
Last night I was giving my bong a good cleaning. About midway through the process I had to remove the stopper to the drain, because the dirty water wasn't draining very quickly and I didn't feel like driving into town to buy some drain-o. So, I removed the s... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1402598180 | 1402603359 | t3_27zhc4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning down my manager
TIFU- okay so my manager and I have been good friends for awhile so we would hang out during our days off and it was no big deal. Well nothing between us had happened besides kissing a couple of times. He was promoted and we go out to celebrate, he takes this as an opportunity... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1402602239 | 1402605253 | t3_27zo96 | t5_2to41 | 0 | 69username69: TIFU by growing tired of the bullshit.
Ok so it happened last weekend but shit hit the fan today.
I'm playing catch with my cousin who likes to be throw the ball like a douche and he throws it and breaks part of my aunts water fountain.
No structural damage just aesthetic, well I knew that I was moving ... | 3 | 0 | |
1402603030 | 1402609658 | t3_27zpnk | t5_2to41 | 11 | xPathos: TIFU by allowing my family to believe that I jerked off into my mom's Mother's Day gift.
When I was a 16 my girlfriend and I wanted to try out anal. She wanted lubricant, but neither of us wanted to go buy it. She stole some baby oil from her mom, it worked well, I loved it, she hated it, and we never tried it... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1402602123 | 1402605206 | t3_27zo0p | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get fucked up
Yesterday I finished my first year at the university. The last month was academically challenging and nearly sucked the desire to live out of me. Having finished my finals I wanted nothing more than to get fucked up with my friends from back home.
In my country you have to 2... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1402605838 | 1402614676 | t3_27zu87 | t5_2to41 | 17 | ohlookahipster: TIFU by blinding myself with detergent
I live in a small apartment, and my washer/dryer combo machine sits in a pocket-like alcove off my living room. Above the pocket-alcove is another pocket-alcove with a small water heater and plenty of extra storage.
I buy those massive jugs of Tide laundry deterg... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1402609361 | 1402669829 | t3_27zzxz | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By stalking my crush
This happened today in the morning. My crush takes the same walk everyday from work back home around afternoon. We saw each other two times before by walking right opposite to each other and smiling. Turns out she lives right beside me. So today I figured out I should make my move a... | 3 | 4 | |
1402610547 | 1402665509 | t3_2801q8 | t5_2to41 | 1,030 | Markramone138: TIFU by grabbing a strangers breasts in public
So it's lunch time and I decide to visit a local sub shop. I walk in and there a few folks at the various tables and one woman ordering at the counter. I get in line behind her, but as I walk up, I notice that she is quite beautiful by superficial male stand... | 9 | 114.444444 | |
1402614171 | 1402638146 | t3_2807mj | t5_2to41 | 13 | jonge_20: TIFU I might have lost my best Friend(f) because I(m) made a stupid move
Well let me start of by giving some backstory, we both started college last year. The moment we met there was this bond we had, like we've know each other for years. But i'm not the kind of guy that instantly goes to a girl and go for th... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1402614557 | 1402618692 | t3_280898 | t5_2to41 | 13 | sportsziggy: TIFU by almost being set on fire
Let me preface this by saying that I'm kinda bending it by saying "Today I got Fucked Up" but here's how it went down.
Being good Pennsylvanian's that we are, my dad and I decided to try and burn dead tree branches. Keep in mind that it down poured and was still very damp ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1402617947 | 1402633799 | t3_280d3k | t5_2to41 | 145 | jaminjamesp: TIFU by letting my gf do my laundry.
My girlfriend is an amazing woman. After I worked 36 hours in the last 3 days, she volunteered to do my laundry so I could simply relax today. Needless to say I took her up on her offer. I gathered every last piece of relevant clothing I could find and sent it home with... | 9 | 16.111111 | |
1402620307 | 1402685126 | t3_280gl8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU and sneezed.
This is my first post on reddit ever and it happened a few moments ago. I get frequent nosebleeds because of stupid things like getting punched in the face or punching myself in the face or walking into things but today's was different, I got what the only name I can think of is a "pressure... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1402620524 | 1402711986 | t3_280gxb | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking into the bathroom
My family is visiting this weekend from out of state, and they are staying in my house, so I was sitting around and my Aunt tells me "would you grab something out of my bag in the bathroom and I say "sure". I go into the bathroom and see that the lights are OFF and open the... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1402621269 | 1402891793 | t3_280i0f | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my reddit account signed in on a public computer.
I had to finish up some stuff today at my college, and I went to the bathroom and left the computer signed in. That's my first mistake. I walk out of the bathroom a few minutes later, and see that someone is at my computer. I thought nothing o... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1402612612 | 1402657274 | t3_28053l | t5_2to41 | 14 | Lonlelyguy22: TIFU by falling for a girl
First post here. I've been seeing a girl (lets call her Ashley) for the better part of 2 weeks. Known her for just over a year and I really fancied her the first time I laid eyes on her. Although at that time she had a bf so I never said anything. Fast foreward to 3 weeks ag... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1402622819 | 1402657295 | t3_280kaq | t5_2to41 | 102 | TheHolyHerb: TIFU by not checking the settings on my new phone
So yesterday i get a galaxy s5 and then went to the bar because after 4hrs at verizon i needed a drink. Well i ended up hooking up with this chick ive known awhile but never banged well we go back to my place and have a fun evening, well sometime during the... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1402623995 | 1402625344 | t3_280lys | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ejaculatesonwall: TIFU by overtraining, followed by a VIGOROUS masturbation session. [NSFW]
WPBDoc: This isn't the fiction section, dude.
arte_nm: Still good read. Made me giggle...
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1402624326 | 1402674583 | t3_280mew | t5_2to41 | 13 | Hockeyguy33: TIFU by messing with my friends RFID wristband...
TIFU:
Ok, so a RFID wristband is one that they use at music festivals and looks like this... http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDYwMA==/z/Pb8AAOxyEqNTl2U8/$_35.JPG
So the problem I have is I tried the wristband on, but didn't realize it cannot be loosened o... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1402625006 | 1402637931 | t3_280ncz | t5_2to41 | 14 | donut_eater: TIFU by locking my best friends car while we were driving
I had noticed for a while that whenever I would exit my friend's car he would reach across the passenger seat to lock my door by hand even though his car had power locks. So today while we were driving from Krispy Kreme to Starbucks I asked him, "Ho... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1402623184 | 1402629336 | t3_280ksx | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to delete a dirty picture on both my main album AND my photostream
Photo stream lied to me about there not being dirty pictures on my ipad which I gave to my aunt. It put the picture in the middle of the album, not towards the end where I would have seen it after I deleted the original pic... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1402629301 | 1402883465 | t3_280tda | t5_2to41 | 66 | canipaybycheck: Fuckup Friday: What's your biggest fuckup during a competition?
This is your opportunity to share your great, interesting, and original fuckup stories along this theme:
"How have you fucked up in any competition?"
EnjoyingtheSilence: I debate. I was in a semi-final round for a state competition and my ... | 13 | 5.076923 | |
1402624815 | 1402650440 | t3_280n3w | t5_2to41 | 14 | Winter-Stardust: TIFU by losing track of my income.
Dammit, thought I had $30 for the rest of the month. Only have $2.99. Well, at least I can afford a snack or something. Yeesh, how the hell I did this I'll never figure out.
toiski: I know that feel dude. Hey, PM me your PayPal and I'll wire you 20$. Seriously.
Winter... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1402635459 | 1402664627 | t3_281126 | t5_2to41 | 75 | abused__tampon: TIFU by walking into my friends little brothers bedroom
Bwjjwb: Only fuck up is not doing something about it but it's not to late to fix
abused__tampon: What should I even do?
Sma144: If your story is legit, you should tell the kid's parents. He needs therapy and the dog needs a new home.
abused__tampo... | 10 | 7.5 | |
1402635598 | 1402709048 | t3_28118s | t5_2to41 | 7 | Futuramafryday: TIFU by crashing my car into a parked car
So, today after a 14 hour shift, I sleepily drove home. Made it all the way to my front door when I heard POOSH honk honk honk. I looked back and my lancer was sticking out the back of a ford pickup. I clapped my hand to my head and screamed "What happened!" I r... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1402637279 | 1402672572 | t3_28132q | t5_2to41 | 25 | Calabration: TIFU by asking my friend to stay the night.
So this happened a couple days ago, but it blew up today.
I went through a time of deep depression, my older friends moved onto college, and those who didn't move on to college, just left. I was left with one true friend. Him and I hung out all the time, but I w... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1402638753 | 1402669585 | t3_2814l2 | t5_2to41 | 46 | Neil2684: TIFU by trying to be a good guy and got punched in the face
I'm a white van man and I try to dispel the myth that we're all assholes. I was driving home yesterday from work when I saw two guys walk into the road to cross, thinking here's an opportunity to earn some real life karma I slowed down to let them cr... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1402638925 | 1402715308 | t3_2814qw | t5_2to41 | 54 | OriginalGinge: TIFU by joking about a school shooting that happened at my school
I am sitting in my dorm room just three days after a tragic shooting. Everyone is shaken up, myself included. My friend comes into my room, and we begin to talk about the shooting, wondering how we were holding up, and just generally talki... | 9 | 6 | |
1402644527 | 1402648260 | t3_2819xc | t5_2to41 | 39 | tiracistfu: TIFU by calling a black kid a monkey
I was at the park with my friend and there was this cute little black kid, maybe 2 or 3, sitting across from us with his mom. He was eating a banana and kind of making a mess, and he kept making funny noises and smiling and waving his arms at me while he ate the banana, ... | 3 | 13 | |
1402644734 | 1402677684 | t3_281a40 | t5_2to41 | 34 | dannyiscool4: TIFU by not noticing an email
So today I discovered that I had been offered a position at my dream job.
The problem is, the email was sent to me at an email address I no longer use.
I applied for the job over a year ago, and they responded quickly saying they do not have a position open.
A few months ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1402445823 | 1402772656 | t3_27u1vj | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheUnofficial98: TIFU by eating unhealthy before working out
This happened this morning and I certainly learned a lesson from it. So I started to workout with a personal trainer a few weeks ago because I wanted to get buff. I go twice a week, and the sessions are in the morning, so I have to get up around 8 or 9 and ea... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1402651569 | 1402686042 | t3_281f4x | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a new manager at my job to fuck off.
**A few points about how shitty my morning was going:**
* The morning shift started late, meaning they were planning on cramming more work on us.
* The manager in question is some metrosexual tough guy that plucks his eyebrows.
* He never introduced him... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1402660918 | 1402666656 | t3_281mkv | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by confessing to girl that I like her
So a couple of months ago I saw this cute cashier at a store, when I bought a canvas and paint there.
I knew that a lot of my friends knew her, so I asked around and got her name and Facebook. I added her and we started talking.
Now, almost half a year later, I can ... | 6 | 3 | |
1402660428 | 1402758704 | t3_281m4c | t5_2to41 | 4,406 | seraph77: TIFU by grabbing my GF's sister's ass
A couple months ago, but [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2801q8/tifu_by_grabbing_a_strangers_breasts_in_public/) post reminded me of this story.
Me, the girlfriend, her sister, and husband, their kids all went out for pizza and drinks one night. This place a... | 15 | 293.733333 | |
1402661209 | 1402726274 | t3_281mud | t5_2to41 | 67 | TheMadHatterOnTea: TIFU by trying to scare my cat
My cat's developed this habit of coming and sitting right in front of my computer screen, blocking my view, much like [this](http://imgur.com/cSRygtY). He was being all cute, purring and doing cat things - and this caught my mum's attention. She came up to dear cat-face... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1402664386 | 1402683656 | t3_281qc0 | t5_2to41 | 1,024 | shamefulthroway123: TIFU by accidentally stabbing my friend with a kitchen knife UPDATE
Jen_Nozra: I am so sorry. Please forgive yourself for this. It was a tragic accident. My love to you and Jack's family.
MindTravel: No offense to OP but this story sounds like bullshit. Hes used to throw knives as a kid? Manslau... | 10 | 102.4 | |
1402666333 | 1402676662 | t3_281ssb | t5_2to41 | 17 | Turn_A0: TIFU by conditioning myself against the alarm clock.
Last month I've been trying to get some routine in my days, so I have an alarm clock set at 9.30 to get out of bed. I usually ignore this alarm clock or stuff it under my pillow in agony and stay in bed for another hour or so because I don't have a real reas... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1402670502 | 1402759345 | t3_281yry | t5_2to41 | 60 | Can_I_Borrow_A_Feel: TIFU by following up on a job.
Been out of work for a while. I had a lead at a small community organization in town. I was perfect for the job, I met every single qualification on their posting and then some.
So I applied and dutifully waited the standard week before calling them to follow up. Fi... | 7 | 8.571429 | |
1402669062 | 1402726981 | t3_281wly | t5_2to41 | 56 | attack-on-uke: TIFU by questioning the rapping ability of a handicap.
Well, you see. I was doing this retreat with a bunch of my other friends, and there was this handicapped man coming to speak with us. He had no legs, only nubs, and his hands were puffy and inflated. He was also missing multiple fingers
He started ... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1402673678 | 1402674746 | t3_2823w9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | captinfail: TIFU by ruining all my friendships
Only had one true friend left that I maybe see once every two months. Apparently the possibility of hanging out two weekends in a row was too much for his SO.
TFIU by being to clingy
ThadeRose: Tough luck my friend.
I can only advise to go/do/try things to meet new pe... | 3 | 1 | |
1402674527 | 1402678173 | t3_2825b0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Lolabola92: TIFU by singing Karaoke
So yesterday night (yes, not today) I went out with some friends to a karaoke bar that's only a happening place on Thursdays. We're having a good time, I get drunk, see some old friends, and genuinely just have an all around nice time. At one point in the night, this woman and her st... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1402675405 | 1402687600 | t3_2826q4 | t5_2to41 | 727 | ThrowAwayJoe14: TIFU by becoming friends with Tom Cruise
[deleted]: Dude, you have to do it! For reddit. You have to be our man on the inside. Help us expose Scientology from within!
ThrowAwayJoe14: I've heard of very bad things happening to people who do this. I'm not a member yet so I'm hoping I can just kind of bac... | 11 | 66.090909 | |
1402675228 | 1402699049 | t3_2826fx | t5_2to41 | 5 | SO_I_RAPED_HER: TIFU by sending away my RedditGifts gift.
-eDgAR-: Sorry, but your submission has been removed because of rule #3.
SO_I_RAPED_HER: Okay, no problem.
-eDgAR-: Thanks for being understanding and I'm sorry that your bookmarks got all mixed up.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1402669658 | 1402685983 | t3_281xi6 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Cirerabassa: TIFU by ingesting my fathers toe blood.
I am a nail biter, this is a habit that has frustrated my family for years as it's not deemed as "ladylike" and I have attempted to stop on many occasions, I am yet to succeed however this may be the day that I stop for good.
Today I was happily procrastinating onl... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1402673686 | 1404157385 | t3_2823wp | t5_2to41 | 35 | magicfinbow: TIFU by silencing an entire nightclub
So this was a few years ago, I was touring Europe as a DJ, and my chaperone in this particular country was also a DJ as the case usually is. The nightclub was buzzing, I played a good headline set, and it was my chaperone's set up next. This club had new [CDJ's](http... | 10 | 3.5 | |
1402679780 | 1402681684 | t3_282duy | t5_2to41 | 14 | moistur: TIFU by singing a serenade to a girl other than my girlfriend
It actually happened few months ago, but i hasn't known about this subreddit.
So i dont know if any of u have seen those videos on youtube: guys singing girls love song during university lectures. That's what my friend and I have decided to do for... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1402682842 | 1402796009 | t3_282iq0 | t5_2to41 | 1,201 | MagnaKendra: TIFU by getting fingered-NSFW
TIFU by getting fingered by my boyfriend. This was actually a combination of last night and this morning.
He went drinking with the guys last night, and I stayed at his place puttering around until he got home. When he did finally return, I was pretty amped up and jumped on h... | 11 | 109.181818 | |
1402682203 | 1403012881 | t3_282hrc | t5_2to41 | 1,180 | KaptianKrush: TIFU by pulling my dick out too early
For the past weeks I have been trying to get back in shape, as part of my regimen I have been drinking 5-6L of water a day. This, of course, leads to frequent urination.
Let me preface this by saying I just started a new job two weeks ago. So here I am, my bladder i... | 10 | 118 | |
1402669978 | 1402707650 | t3_281y1a | t5_2to41 | 8 | 00psi3s: TIFU: By browsing /r/suicidewatch at school
Not sure if it's that much of a FU but whatever.
Okay so we had a few lesson in school. Some friends of mine decided to look up some famous guys suicide note so I thought I'd show them /r/selfharm. Browsing that for about 5minutes or so then closed it and moved onto ... | 3 | 2.666667 |
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