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1345243116 | 1345257191 | t3_yeg6m | t5_2to41 | 33 | UndBeebs: TIFU by accidentally fucking up stage lights in a
local school's production and causing it to be
postponed at very short notice (an hour away from
performance)
My little cousin had a school band show I visited today and they've got the normal stage setup and such, curtains, lights, several speakers lining ... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1345254469 | 1345314304 | t3_yeq4j | t5_2to41 | 99 | ArchonofFail: TIFU by having a bad shit in my pants in the middle of the city. (mildly NSFW)
Warning, wall of text incoming.
Some context on me. I take the bus, which takes about an hour, to a place I volunteer at and just finished my last day. I hadn't been feeling good all day and felt like I was going to have to ta... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1345272895 | 1345308931 | t3_yf43g | t5_2to41 | 54 | redditorkane: TIFU with my bestfriend's sister
Yes, probably not the best decision going out with my bestfriend's sister but he was fine with it and everything was going great. As always the relationship ran its course and he seemed alright with our break up but he is unaware that I slept with her. Today when I was wit... | 9 | 6 | |
1345271898 | 1345276511 | t3_yf3iv | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU By filming in the mode Forge for my Machinima instead of Custom Games in Halo.
**Context:** A machinima is a cinema that uses video games as the film and the rest.
Now the video game I've used was Halo; there are 2 different modes called Forge which could edit the map, so what I have done was edit t... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1345301587 | 1345326869 | t3_yfgq9 | t5_2to41 | 238 | Misterbert: TIFU by trying to catch boiling water with my bare hands at work when the pan slipped. It didn't work.
sexychippy: I sliced my finger down to the bone, through the fingernail on the fucking MICROWAVE.
Misterbert: Jesus titty-fucking Christ. I'm starting to regret posting this. O_O
How did you manage to do... | 7 | 34 | |
1345305126 | 1345341470 | t3_yfjb6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Seekerofshadows: tifu by being an accidental bear grylls
When I went to take a shower I grabbed my soap and put it on my hair, I looked back at the bottle thinking it may have been the papaya one that I'm allergic to but before I could look it slipped out of my hands and onto the floor. I went to pick it up and started... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1345311193 | 1345364052 | t3_yfo8w | t5_2to41 | 23 | Whatthebloodyhell: Reddit, TIFU and put my most prized possession, a 20-year-old teddy bear, through the washing machine on a hot wash.
rya11111: removed. violation of rule 1. Please dont put "reddit" or anything befor e the "TIFU". Sorry abt that but feel free to post again and i am glad the bear is okay :)
Whattheb... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1345313011 | 1345421060 | t3_yfpog | t5_2to41 | 22 | HastaLaMuerte: TIFU by thinking I was a smart little girl running down the stairs.
I went to go grab the mail and the stairs have two steps that turn to the right. I thought I could skip one and be fine, like I always do. Nope, somehow mis-stepped, rolled my ankle, and heard it crack. I got up, making sure not to put w... | 9 | 2.444444 | |
1345326882 | 1345328630 | t3_yg1cq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIL: By shaving my balls drunk
I was about to see a girl I have not seen for awhile, and I was worried about my maintenance down there. So in a drunken rush I attempted to shave them, lets just say it wasn't pretty.
sathka: Were you drunk when you wrote "TIL" instead of "TIFU" in the headline?
Mase12: Fuck ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1345324634 | 1345474868 | t3_yfzgc | t5_2to41 | 1,119 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting at the table I was taking an order from and blaming their baby.
Waiter/bartender here. I passed serious gas that I couldn't hold anylonger at a table that took FOREVER to tell me what they wanted to eat. It made a slight noise and the father noticed, but said nothing. As the horribleness crep... | 12 | 93.25 | |
1345325540 | 1345333262 | t3_yg09e | t5_2to41 | 37 | Caitlyn_: TIFU by cutting jalapenos
Let me just say, before I start, that I'm not the best at writing.
So, I got home today from Oklahoma, and felt *very* hungry, so I decided to have some jalapenos and other spicy stuff to eat, I walk in the kitchen and start cutting, too tired to remember to put gloves on, so as I'm... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1345324286 | 1345359693 | t3_yfz4u | t5_2to41 | 6 | dirge702: TIFU by ordering two LCD replacements instead of one.
I work for a small business computer repair store. I had to order a LCD for a customer's computer. To make a long story short, I accidentally ordered 2 LCD screens instead of one and I can't cancel the order. How f'd up do you guys think I am?
Oh, and the... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1345328368 | 1345795432 | t3_yg2ni | t5_2to41 | 48 | ShutThatShitUp: TIFU and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face.
Today my girlfriend took me to her parents house to meet them after being with her for 3 years. Her family is big into soccer so we were hitting the ball around in the backyard. I tried to kick it way across the yard and just as I was my gf's mom turned arou... | 6 | 8 | |
1345342899 | 1345398627 | t3_ygefm | t5_2to41 | 45 | Topsis: TIFU by blacking out at a concert and getting arrested.
Yesterday, me and my friend snuck into a concert with a whole lot of alcohol, and I ended up getting a little bit too smashed. The combination of a half bottle of warm vodka and an empty stomach made me black out real hard. The first thing I remember is g... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1345349422 | 1345388085 | t3_ygjnq | t5_2to41 | 26 | immalittlepiggy: TIFU and tried to kiss my best friend/crush...who has a bf.
And now I have no idea what to say to her. help?
Misterbert: It was a slip-up, in the heat of the moment kind of thing, and you just slipped controls for a second. Make it out to be some stupid misfire instead of an attempt on her body and su... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1345376073 | 1345520744 | t3_ygwm8 | t5_2to41 | 37 | liquid-cure: TIFU by accidentally drunk dialling a woman I babysit for
Her name was directly above the name of the girl I was trying to call. The call would have lasted about 3 seconds with heavy club music in the background and me saying 'fuck'.
I doubt she'll ever call me for babysitting again.
RedeyeRay: Why isn't ... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1345397023 | 1345510860 | t3_yh8u3 | t5_2to41 | 294 | shartthrowaway: TIFU by shitting all over my pants in the toilet of a restaurant where my friend works (Graphic enough, possibly NSFL).
So a friend and I were hanging around in my house, and he gets a text from another friend who is at work, suggesting we come in and get some food. It's just a few minutes walk so we he... | 7 | 42 | |
1345407491 | 1345468898 | t3_yhim1 | t5_2to41 | 90 | Imaster595: TIFU by texting my dad asking if he had weed.
I was home alone in my house and my parents had gone out to the movies. My friends and i had planned to smoke sometime during the week, and none of us had any currently. My friend asked if I could get some, and i obliged him by texting who I thought was my frie... | 5 | 18 | |
1345411164 | 1345414025 | t3_yhm53 | t5_2to41 | 2 | higante: TIFU by having to spend 1300 on tickets to get home...
So I work for an airline and we get to fly free. I went to Hawaii and on the trip back it was all booked up (We fly free via standby which means if there is a free spot we get it, otherwise we dont).
With that being said, the day came to go home, and sinc... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1345436338 | 1345481764 | t3_yi9xd | t5_2to41 | 84 | JoJoJaMonkey: TIFU trying to send one of my closest friend a funny picture I found on r/spacedicks but by mistake sending it instead to my girl friend
The picture I sent: http://i.imgur.com/t2EmQ.gif
Warning NSFW
WaterChestnut3: TYFU by browsing /r/spacedicks. What the fuck man
darkrock: this is not a good place to b... | 3 | 28 | |
1345456495 | 1345747917 | t3_yils0 | t5_2to41 | 1,198 | jdmf87: TIFUpdate: I'm the guy who told his boss I'm going back to school
[Original post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y7ilh/tifu_by_mentioning_i_wanted_to_go_back_to_school/).
TL;DR for that post/comments: I mentioned in passing I was looking at grad school options to move out of my current field and into ac... | 5 | 239.6 | |
1345458787 | 1345590275 | t3_yimp9 | t5_2to41 | 85 | soldierkid76: TIFU by not shaking my just washed clothes out before wearing them to work.
So.. today I came in to work said hi to my colleagues. the aircon was a bit chilly so I took my just washed cardigan out and put it on. A pair of knickers fell out and I quickly hid them... phew! i went to the toilet came back and... | 6 | 14.166667 | |
1345493428 | 1345540044 | t3_yjgxi | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: This all thanks to you, r/TIFU!
[Message from Moderator](http://i.imgur.com/BU72q.jpg)
You guys rock!
::edit::
Please, don't upvote. Just wanted to spread my thanks. You all are awesome!
casualbear3: Soooo.... Link to the fuck up?
[deleted]: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y5ozi/tifu_by_running_over... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1345471961 | 1345610209 | t3_yiu73 | t5_2to41 | 15 | docular: TIFU by trying to swallow tablets with hot tea
Not my brightest moment. So hot.
AdmiralNelson24: I tried to do this with coffee not too long ago.
Mrninjamonkey: oh god...When I first tried coffee, I tried to take a huge gulp, since that was how I normally drank stuff( I was 10!). I have never tried to drink ho... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1345516036 | 1345559276 | t3_yk4zy | t5_2to41 | 558 | marisunday: TIFU by sending 2 girls 1 cup to a church that I was trying to apply for a job at.
I was applying for local jobs on Craig's List, whilst arguing with a friend about whether less sleep, or more sleep is better, so as it was I was only half paying attention.
When I apply for jobs, I open the Craig's List ad,... | 8 | 69.75 | |
1345516645 | 1345614929 | t3_yk5n5 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by whipping shit on my face
I am sick with strep throat at the moment and I have to take pills that upset my stomach and make me need to go. I was in school when I had started having horrible stomach pains, I usually dont use public restrooms but this was an exception since i couldnt it in. So I went to... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1345514020 | 1345536251 | t3_yk2u8 | t5_2to41 | 140 | warpaint: TIFU by masturbating to pics of my friend's mom and having that friend walk in on me
EDIT:
So I am sleeping over at my friend's house. I am on the futon. My friend is asleep. I couldn't go back to sleep so I walk around the house and go to the kitchen to get something to drink. I turn on one of the small la... | 7 | 20 | |
1345478257 | 1345531101 | t3_yj0da | t5_2to41 | 13 | Shizzzler: TIFU by writing an assignment on the wrong topic
I'm an archaeology student, and we had to make a study on a certain context. Somehow I got into my head it was about site A, whereas in reality it was about site B. Never used ctrl+a and delete on purpose before!
endlesslycomplicated: Fellow arch student, I fe... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1345522939 | 1345534927 | t3_ykbx2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by entering a questionable description for an item at a Wal-Mart check out.
Well, first off, let me say that this isn't so much of a fuck up, cause it's really not THAT bad but I didn't know what other subreddit to put it in. I think it's pretty funny, I hope you all do, too.
On with the story...
I wor... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1345521843 | 1345569971 | t3_ykavs | t5_2to41 | 37 | brokenfaucet: TIFU by extensively planning a group trip to Ireland only to realize the day of the flight that my passport expired.
I had planned this trip with a group of 5 others over the course of four months. I wrote a proposal and squeezed grant money out of my school, got all sorts of paperwork together, got an i... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1345558794 | 1345639064 | t3_ykx3a | t5_2to41 | 996 | hot_farts: TIFU by letting a girl enter her number into my phone, but forgot to delete my sick porn history.
Happened today at 1:30 am when I was leaving a bar. Recently I have been getting bored of all the same cliche porn and decided to ramp it up by checking out the unspoken of (preggo porn, midget porn, beastiality... | 12 | 83 | |
1345560061 | 1345659209 | t3_yky9w | t5_2to41 | 21 | breadfaction: TIFU: Planned to go back to school in the fall, denied for student aid because I fucked up with my last student loan. Everyone I know thinks I'm leaving, and now I probably can't.
Here's my story.
After finishing my undergrad two years ago, I went straight into the corporate world. Hated every minute o... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1345577103 | 1345646607 | t3_ylg52 | t5_2to41 | 123 | moichum: TIFU at work by asking a man if he wanted to buy socks -- not noticing that he had no legs.
I was working behind the counter at work and a customer came up to the till in his wheel chair. I could only see him from about the neck up because he was so far down. It's part of my job to ask if the customer is "inte... | 4 | 30.75 | |
1345578314 | 1345635317 | t3_ylhg2 | t5_2to41 | 46 | refewz: TIFU and now I can barely hear out of my right ear
I'm 18 and had never used a q-tip before yesterday, when my sister offered me a big box of the cursed things. I had heard that it was not recommended to stick anything smaller than your elbow into your ear, but I decided that I could try using one q-tip to clea... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1345546741 | 1345603498 | t3_ykpkt | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by knocking a book off my desk, it fell behind the desk and I hit my head trying to retrieve it.
Dic3rZ: Well if it makes you feel better it made me laugh :x
[deleted]: when I used to have a Ps2 in my bedroom the controller was always falling on my head.
| 3 | 1 | |
1345595714 | 1345678101 | t3_ylzjq | t5_2to41 | 68 | Siaress: TIFU by breaking a replica Terra Cota army statue at Steven Seagal's house, and not telling him about it.
I'm a contractor, and today we had a job at Steven Seagal's house in Arizona. I've worked on plenty of properties belonging to the rich and/or famous, so it wasn't a huge deal to me that we were there. He ... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1345635235 | 1346028012 | t3_ymsh4 | t5_2to41 | 84 | japrufrocknroll: TIFU and gave my hair a bad dye job and now I look like the Aurora shooter
Time to wear all of the hats.
DyslexicPuppy: i did the same thing.
was bored and used the 3.99$ hair dye from the store.
my mom's a hairdresser too, should have just gone home and let her do it.
http://imgur.com/73xKD
[delete... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1345642764 | 1345644858 | t3_ymxea | t5_2to41 | 225 | daveyb86: TIFU by marking an IT sales account as "lost - due to colonic irrigation"
Myself and a co-worker are going through the sales system (called CRM here). I was closing a bunch of contracts all for the same reason so was just pasting "Lost sale - company no longer exists" over and over again, then hitting save.
... | 4 | 56.25 | |
1345645452 | 1345696334 | t3_ymzpg | t5_2to41 | 52 | Junda: TIFU When the people I was house sitting for came home a day early to find me naked in the master bed.
My friends asked me to stay at their house when they were gone and watch the dogs/fish. Well I, like any stable minded person would do, took full advantage of having a house to myself. This basically included... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1345667120 | 1345839303 | t3_ynn1l | t5_2to41 | 1,100 | Jay21310: TIFU by telling my friend on the phone that my wife wasn't a 10. She is a 6 or a 7 but she has a great personality... and she heard me.
I meant it in a positive way saying that she was cute and I was so glad she wasn't a "10" because if she were she would be high maintenance and stuck up. I'm not attracted to... | 9 | 122.222222 | |
1345684858 | 1345853048 | t3_yo5re | t5_2to41 | 35 | Kittyginochko: TIFU by making a gay joke in a gay bar.
Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not homophobic at all.
So, my friend and I were in the city and wandering around when we decided to stop for a beer at this established gay bar. It was the first one I've ever been in, and needless to say, I was the only female in thi... | 7 | 5 | |
1345690631 | 1346199858 | t3_yobps | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by setting up an inventory search on my companys website for a customer. Now he's threatening to sue.
I'm in sales. I had a customer email me looking for a fairly specific item that we didn't have in stock. We corresponded via email so that I could figure out what he was looking for. And he wasn't looki... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1345736943 | 1345827549 | t3_yp80m | t5_2to41 | 344 | Morpheus_Oneiros: TIFU by shifting gears with my coffee thermos instead of the gear-stick.
It looks like Starbucks explosively orgasmed in my truck...
everythingisamixer: Good news, though, is that today you won by not wrecking your truck during the fuck up.
silentsleep: I agree with this person. I came here expecting ... | 6 | 57.333333 | |
1345740110 | 1345763592 | t3_ypbf8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | ChaosTheosis: TIFUpdate I'm the dude who was a total douche
and "missed opportunity to get laid" Original thread
in here>
Original thread:
[TIFU by ruining a possibility to get laid. Would be nice if you guys could give me a hand, I really need it](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xz3xw/tifu_by_ruining_a_pos... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1345742880 | 1347985676 | t3_ypeha | t5_2to41 | 22 | ididntwantto: TIFU
Well last night I fucked up. I was talking to a girl on-line turns out shes a cutter like i used to be and all i wanted to do was help her. I talked to her for a while told her shes special, I skyped her for pics of her scars. Everything was fine until she tells me she is mentally handicapped and liv... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1345757646 | 1345799515 | t3_ypuxh | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU - by leaving a PC running intense games overnight, completely frying the motherboard.
Me, being a total dumbass, decided to let
Just Cause download overnight as the Internet is fairly slow at the moment. I did not realise that I had left my PC 4 dead (pardon the pun) after leaving Left 4 Dead 2 on a se... | 3 | 10 | |
1345760853 | 1346259197 | t3_ypyfv | t5_2to41 | 18 | ortega792: TIFU because I sold my iphone and all the money I received was counterfeit.
Edit: If you want to know I sold the phone for $245. And I don't have any actual information on the guy because I found out shortly after he was texting me from an ipod.
Edit 2: The bank (Chase) took the money and I no longer have a... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1345774773 | 1345776101 | t3_yqclm | t5_2to41 | 2 | OrangeMonkeyee: TIFU by overheating and sitting on my toilet I barfed in my sink
I overheated myself today by working outside, and inhaled dinner fast, then worked more and had a slurpee. overheated, came home, and threw up in my sink while sitting on my toilet (it's that close). Had to plunger that shit down and had p... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1345800041 | 1345842855 | t3_yqgrt | t5_2to41 | 95 | Ninja_Guin: That's because you didn't break both your arms ;)
[deleted]: Aww man, that story has got to go. :/
Weird feelings.
Khalexus: Took me a second, but I remember now. I feel... uncomfortable.
ApolloHimself: I don't get it.
Khalexus: Kid had both arms broken (or something to that effect), and his mother one d... | 10 | 9.5 | |
1345779351 | 1345848478 | t3_yqhcg | t5_2to41 | 14 | Shane75776: Left my credit card info on my brothers xbox, he sold it to gamestop, someone bought it and decided to buy themselves membership on my behalf.
ganymedesearat: Call up the credit card company and see what they can do about it.
Shane75776: Luckily I was able to get onto my brothers profile online at xbox.co... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1345808305 | 1345810797 | t3_yqz6o | t5_2to41 | 73 | throwawaycousin5: Had sex with my cousin
FreeFlood: Kill your cousin and hide the corpse
[deleted]: got your inspiration from OP's username?
oh god what were the first four..
| 3 | 24.333333 | |
1345816050 | 1345843629 | t3_yr4e6 | t5_2to41 | 34 | PeterLouis: TIFU by taking someone's "advice".
This is my first post here on Reddit. My friend Chris said that I fucked up bad when I told him what I did. So Reddit, here's how I fucked up.
Yesterday, I went with my girlfriend to go to a club. (Note: She's a Christian so she doesn't want to have sex until after marri... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1345817784 | 1345818734 | t3_yr60s | t5_2to41 | 2 | scumbaggf: TIFU by pouring mango juice over someone's death certificate...
So, me and my partner are off to the Paralympics next Friday afternoon to see the Goalball. I had a look on the website over lunch and saw they had tickets for the athletics at 10am. I added two to my basket and got a little over excited when ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1345820751 | 1345865853 | t3_yr8vr | t5_2to41 | 1,108 | jaaaaaaack: TIFU by accidentally punching a baby in the face.
Just another beautiful morning, so I thought at first. Then, some relatives dropped over for a visit.
Me, being the most unsocial person in the family, decides to sleep in a little more, since I have no idea who these relatives are, and I don't really want ... | 16 | 69.25 | |
1345829534 | 1379971310 | t3_yridm | t5_2to41 | 2,528 | tifuohno: TIFU by falling asleep while watching porn.
This happened 2 days ago, but I digress. And throwaway because the involved person in this story is a redditor and I would like them to never think or read about this scenario ever again.
2 nights ago I get home from work and ask my roommate if she wants to go for... | 15 | 168.533333 | |
1345860733 | 1346031789 | t3_ysdc4 | t5_2to41 | 35 | IamPegasus: TIFU by thinking the lid was on my smoothie and shaking it
I was sitting at my computer drinking an odwalla smoothie and I set it next to me. Thinking the cap was screwed on I go to take a drink but I just had to shake it first. Smoothie went everywhere :( I got it all over my new dress and on my keyboard
... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1345869798 | 1345888513 | t3_ysl38 | t5_2to41 | 50 | tlf9888: TIFU by accidentally kicking my husband in the face.
We were sitting in bed watching tv and he decided to start a tickle fight. We were tickling back and forth and he got my foot, my feet are very ticklish and while he was tickling my left foot I was trying to get loose and accidentally kick him in the face ri... | 21 | 2.380952 | |
1345912483 | 1345930322 | t3_yt739 | t5_2to41 | 188 | illdrawyourface: TIFU by forgetting the name of the woman that I am meeting for an interview this Tuesday.
She called and we set up the location and date to meet. I wrote down all the other information but not her name? Wtf brain seriously.
This is a really great opportunity with Young Rembrandts. I would be a teach... | 6 | 31.333333 | |
1345915206 | 1345919492 | t3_yt9e1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | easybreezedaze: TIFU,Today i fucked up and ended my friends
with benifits
I am married and had a friend with benifits,it was the best time i ever had.I never had a man go dwn their until i met him.I dont want it to be over but i am having feelings for him
My_Empty_Wallet: guess you shouldnt have married the guy, you ... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1345924081 | 1346458277 | t3_ythht | t5_2to41 | 277 | OneagainstOne: TIFU by pissing on my girlfriend's laptop while drunk.
Whenever I get absolutely shitfaced I tend to sleep walk. Last night while sleepwalking drunk I managed to enter my girlfriend's study, get on her work chair and piss all over her laptop. Needles to say she is **PISSED.**
mash3735: better for her to ... | 8 | 34.625 | |
1345922560 | 1346381499 | t3_ytfz5 | t5_2to41 | 66 | Tgbtgbt: TIFU: By Fapping In Front Of a Window
Ok so it all started in my house. I was Browsing Reddit, when my horny ass mind decided it was a perfect time to fap. so i turned to /r/gonewild
and started faping. when i finished, i looked out side my window (my desk is right next to the window) and i saw KIDS PLAYING O... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1345933808 | 1345954190 | t3_ytqwj | t5_2to41 | 77 | tarkoon: TIFU by riding my bike into a parked car
I should probably stop riding. This is the second time it's happened.
GreenHairyMartian: were you drunk? because, that'd be a decent excuse.
tarkoon: No, just daydreaming.
ConstableOdo: Want to hear something terrifying? I am unable to focus at speeds less than 65 mile... | 6 | 12.833333 | |
1345935667 | 1346075757 | t3_ytsjn | t5_2to41 | 63 | Melongirl76: TIfu by letting my best friend see my reddit post.
So I unfortunately fucked up by letting my friend see a post of mine that got to the front page. While, unbeknownst to me, she looks at my username, remembers it and then looks it up on her own phone to snoop on my posts/comments. Anyways I've posted some... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1345937511 | 1345976166 | t3_ytu59 | t5_2to41 | 8 | HawkScout: TIFU by opening the front door and getting talked into a sketchy deal by a sketchy guy.
I don't normally open the front door for various reasons when I'm not expecting anyone. But I woke up from a nap very disoriented to a knock on my door. He said free Newspaper delivered, and I like reading newspapers so I... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1345967532 | 1346157817 | t3_yugr8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing my laptop with me to the bathroom to browse reddit, forgetting about it, using my smartphone to browse reddit, then deciding to post the story on TIFU, and then...
...I put off posting it until I left the bathroom because I forgot about the smartphone while wiping, and I wanted to use my la... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1345989917 | 1346029930 | t3_yupbe | t5_2to41 | 473 | coolestguy1234: TIFU by using super glue in attempt to pull out a broken headphone tip from my macbook headphone jack and continued fucking up by totally breaking my macbook and ruining the warranty.
This actually happened about 2 weeks ago, but the story finally came to an end yesterday. I was staying at my friends h... | 16 | 29.5625 | |
1346000163 | 1346023567 | t3_yuwla | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving a Lamborghini...
Chakote: Good story. I know it's tacky and tasteless to post the old "you deserved it" standby, being as this subreddit is called "today I **fucked up**", but yeah.... you deserved it, man.
elmfuzzy: He deleted it, what was the story?
Chakote: Basically he had to repo the ca... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1346017947 | 1346022821 | t3_yvd61 | t5_2to41 | 12 | TomSpookShand: TIFU - got beat up
Not much to tell, got punched in the balls by friend so later that day I went full on Mike Tyson uppercut mode on his balls. He didn't see the funny side in this and he was angry so he hooked me in the side of my chest and head butted me in the nose. In my confusion I asked him if he w... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1346028418 | 1346395952 | t3_yvn7l | t5_2to41 | 164 | Albuyeh: TIFU by killing a bird with my RC Plane
I flew my RC Plane for the first time in a few months today. It took me a while before I got into the swing of things but in no time I was flying perfectly. Well my flight took a turn for the worse when a bird attacked my plane and hit the propeller. Both the bird and th... | 8 | 20.5 | |
1346035150 | 1346050917 | t3_yvtuj | t5_2to41 | 7 | bofh420_1: TIFU - I was an asshole to 3 teens at the MN State Fair
I was walking the were walking we bumped into each other and I spilled some diet coke. I apologize for my behavior that happened next. I accused them of not looking where they were going and now I had DC on me and my hand, big deal. I said stupid shi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1346046532 | 1346692962 | t3_yw3w2 | t5_2to41 | 334 | [deleted]: TIFU and got Poison Oak on my Dick (NSFW)
We've all dealt with poison oak or ivy. I had the misfortune of dealing with poison oak. I recently moved and my backyard had a shit load of leaves lying around at least 2 seasons worth. I decided to rake the yard in shorts and sandals. I found out one day there was ... | 15 | 22.266667 | |
1346042829 | 1346083390 | t3_yw11z | t5_2to41 | 31 | jengerbread: TIFU by accidently knocking a glass of water onto a friend'a mac book.
I was slightly drunk but in all honesty I am extremely clumsy even when I'm sober. I moved my arm or leg too fast and BAM. A glass of water knocked over and his macbook turned off. I am already in a shit ton of debt with medical bills a... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1346051238 | 1346090707 | t3_yw6rr | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a female friend that I essentially have social anxiety and low self esteem
We all know how the more attractive the girl is, the stupider we (guys) sound.
I don't remember what lead up to this part of the conversation, but I told her that I have low self esteem issues and I think that I'm no... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1346065537 | 1346094778 | t3_ywcr1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU at first by putting a bird out of it's misery.
Sunday morning, let the cat out and into the garden like a normally do, I start watching Batman TAS. Not 5 mins later, the cat comes running back into the house, and drops a fucking life bird at my feet.
I believed it was a house martin, really small bi... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1345965841 | 1346086100 | t3_yug14 | t5_2to41 | 2 | AnnieOakley: TIFU when I decided I was too old for a back woods drunks fest and then seriously sprained my ankle walking back to the to the car.
Well the title pretty much sums it up... icing my ankle now, watching it turn color and feeling REALLY old.
NoAttentionAtWrk: avoiding "back woods drunks fest" doesnt mean you... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1346089232 | 1346090283 | t3_ywvwm | t5_2to41 | 3 | Thrashlee: TIFU- My partner cheated by sexually assaulting a girl a few months ago and has just been served.
Ok, I've been with my partner for a year and a half, we've had our ups and downs but now I am pregnant we decided to really work on making a go of our relationship. I have been living with him and his christian ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1346091885 | 1346335644 | t3_ywyr0 | t5_2to41 | 163 | monicacpht3641: TIFU by losing my wedding ring.
Actually, it was yesterday. I went to work as usual, and on my drive home I noticed I was missing the engagement ring part of my wedding set. It must have slipped off of my finger at some point during the day. I've been searching high and low for it, and can't find it any... | 8 | 20.375 | |
1346092914 | 1346184444 | t3_ywzw4 | t5_2to41 | 629 | SPAZZEH: TIFU by forgetting to delete my sexual pics on my phone and opening my picture media during class
CrossEyedPanda: Pic or it didn't happen.
SPAZZEH: I'll upload tonight. It's almost as big as my wrist.
[deleted]: [OP will surely deliver...](http://i.qkme.me/3ox50h.jpg)
SPAZZEH: Unfortunately, I like cats. So I... | 14 | 44.928571 | |
1346105950 | 1346179514 | t3_yxe8t | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU Well Actually Tequilla Did
Well basically for the last month I've been on a trip/vacation thing, visiting family in South Africa. I was born here, but i live in Vancouver, Canada. Anyways so i've liked this girl for a while, i chat her up every night, shes fucking awesome. we hung out a couple times bef... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1346111118 | 1346173427 | t3_yxjq6 | t5_2to41 | 295 | [deleted]: TIFU By having explosive diarrhoea... In a public shower
So it's bank holiday Monday, why not take the tent down to the campsite and stay for a night, after all I start work at 12 tomorrow! At the time this was a great idea, until I fucked up...
So in campsites there are public toilets and showers. No on a ... | 5 | 59 | |
1346116718 | 1346206576 | t3_yxpm9 | t5_2to41 | 26 | blarghusmaximus: DIFU by telling my boss, "Please don't question my integrity again." ?
BulbasaurLvl99: Damn, I don't know. Whenever someone writes a text that upsets me I usually respond with "?" to push the other person to explain it further.
[deleted]: i hate it when people just text me "?". So lazy. Ask me what yo... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1346099865 | 1346223192 | t3_yx7ke | t5_2to41 | 30 | dorilysaldaran: TIFU by brewing my espresso coffee with water and vinegar.
Yesterday I decided to clean my espresso machine, so after using the specific powder I did a second run with water and vinegar. This morning I totally forgot the tank could still contain some vinegar, and I proceeded to brew my coffee.
This is... | 3 | 10 | |
1346130007 | 1346369953 | t3_yy39h | t5_2to41 | 130 | [deleted]: Tifu by liking a bikini picture of a friend on Facebook.
Today I was going through a female friends picture albums on Facebook. I obviously wasn't planning on liking/commenting on anything, but i must have accidentaly liked a very revealing picture of my friend in a tight bikini. Now, another girl has reali... | 7 | 18.571429 | |
1346133566 | 1346189353 | t3_yy61z | t5_2to41 | 139 | mezzizle: TIFU by scratching my balls in front of my boss..... and her 10 year old daughter.
So my new job is going door to door asking people to vote, sorry if they bother you but I am only doing this because I REALLY needed a job and this job pays great. Any who we are a democratic office and my boss is a muslim woma... | 8 | 17.375 | |
1346138504 | 1346199329 | t3_yy92b | t5_2to41 | 28 | squidsqueg: TIFU by kicking my boyfriend in the manlyparts while mounting his motorcycle :(
both of us cried a little. my ninja kick was a little too enthusiastic.
bahnbrecher: How does this even work? Was he already sitting there or was he standing beside it?
squidsqueg: He was standing beside it, apparently without s... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1346127503 | 1346186834 | t3_yy13e | t5_2to41 | 23 | My_Cool_Name: TIFU'd my Nexus 7
It's simple. I was playing CS:GO on my desk, with my phone and Nexus 7 on my desk. I go to grab the phone, pushed my nexus off of the table and into the ground, cracking the screen in the process. The worst part? My case comes in tomorrow.
Dadasas: I doubt the case would have done anythi... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1346185771 | 1346213053 | t3_yzasv | t5_2to41 | 80 | jesselikesfood: TIFU by blowing a tire over a mile down a forest road and almost causing my mechanic to throw out his back
So it's been a rough week for me, having to get college payments in, moving, as well as my grandfather passing away last sunday (prompting a sudden drive to Tennessee from my Northern Michigan home... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1346206814 | 1346259539 | t3_yzxhg | t5_2to41 | 187 | throw_away_panties: TIFU by packing my mothers g-string in my suitcase
I don't know whether this belongs in /tifu or /wtf or /IAmAretard (if that exists), but this unfortunately has just happened to me. Enjoy.
I have travelled overseas for a while. As I happily just finished my shower, I'm deciding on what the hell to... | 7 | 26.714286 | |
1346245654 | 1346398377 | t3_z0nde | t5_2to41 | 1,945 | 23_: TIFU: My new neighbour and her two year old daughter saw me fully naked, and while trying to fix the situation, I screamed like a banshee.
It's wednesday. My parents are at work, and my brother's at school. I'm home alone, and this hasn't happened for a while so what does anybody do with a free house? Walk around ... | 10 | 194.5 | |
1346260425 | 1346398752 | t3_z11ai | t5_2to41 | 93 | Hoodooz39: TIFU by accidentally bidding on 35 school desks
I thought the auction was for *one* desk (the kind with the flat surface built into a chair). I bid $5 as my max bid, but if no one bids higher by Monday, I'll have to find a way to transport and then get rid of 35 desks - well, 34. I do still want one of the... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1346269653 | 1346271343 | t3_z1bdp | t5_2to41 | 60 | supremeleaf: TIFU by starting my period 5 seconds before having sex.
The title says it all. I woke up and my boyfriend and I were fooling around and as soon as he took my underwear off i sat down to start sucking his dick and then blood was everywhere. I am SO embarrassed. This has never happened before. I cleaned up t... | 4 | 15 | |
1346283627 | 1346330709 | t3_z1q9t | t5_2to41 | 16 | bangin7gramrocks: TIFU by stupidly leaving my friends bike outside on the cul-de-sac last night, then discovering it was stolen.
What the fuck should I do. I'm so upset I feel like puking.
DQEight: Check behind houses for it, tell your friend the truth and compensate him/her for it as best you can
bangin7gramrocks: why... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1346287704 | 1346300331 | t3_z1ufz | t5_2to41 | 7 | RAugH: TIFU or not ? I just tell in an "horrible" way to my booty call that I met a brilliant girl and we should stop booty calling (NSFW)
**Background:**
2 Years ago I met this girl in a party, we were having a great time and ended up having sex. After the party, we change phone numbers to hang up any other day (We n... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1346288285 | 1346296737 | t3_z1v47 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU: By Getting a Sun Burn right next to my ball sack...
So I was tubing on the boat with my Bro. When i crashed my swimming pants Just FLUNG Off. So i jumped off to get it. When i got home i realized my sunburn, right next to my ball sack.... I'm going to look like a idiot touching my balls at school tomor... | 3 | 1 | |
1346307515 | 1346492758 | t3_z2d8x | t5_2to41 | 93 | BigBurlyMan: TIFU by dropping my Nikon camera off a 1,000 foot cliff
Was climbing Iron Cap Mountain in the central alpine lakes region of the Washington cascades. Got to the summit and pulled out my camera to take a picture. Fumbled it, it hit the ground and bounced off the cliff. Lost all pictures I had taken on the t... | 7 | 13.285714 | |
1346310762 | 1347757692 | t3_z2f5x | t5_2to41 | 80 | dusty_boots: TIFU I left my wallet on the porch in my unsafe neighborhood and came back to find it cleaned out.
That's it. $170 dollars cash from a check I cashed hours before, my license and cards, gone. Now I have to go through the bullshit of canceling everything and getting a new fucking license. They even took m... | 4 | 20 | |
1346298148 | 1346451811 | t3_z25g8 | t5_2to41 | 110 | [deleted]: TIFU and had to spend 20 minutes flushing salicylic acid out of my vagina
So I had to stop going to my gym because I got a wart on my finger after going... I literally couldn't have picked it up anywhere else. And so for the past month I've been melting it off with that concentrated acid goo stuff. Mine is 4... | 13 | 8.461538 | |
1346317896 | 1346349639 | t3_z2ias | t5_2to41 | 33 | TheChrizby: Well, Basically I've went next door to Rite Aid for the past year or so and she's a cashier so she's always nice and friendly and shit. She told me she likes me awhile ago, but don't get me wrong. She's cute, older than me actually, and pretty cool. But, I don't want to date her. So I said the first thing t... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1346315745 | 1346318687 | t3_z2hmo | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By accidentally snapping a $50 bracelet I secretly bought my girlfriend :(
It arrived, perfect and pink/blue like in the picture, Went to take it out of the little box and it broke :(
the-5-is-silent: you makeout
[deleted]: fuck
the-5-is-silent: busteeeeed
[deleted]: mmmmmm
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1346306740 | 1346338632 | t3_z2col | t5_2to41 | 1,215 | mimicryinc: TIFU by getting wet in front of a Taco Bell cashier.
I was upset today, as I had been notified that I may be restricted from enrolling for school this fall. In these situations, I usually seek out comfort that only Taco Bell chalupas can satisfy. I decide to embark on this journey to get some fine mexican c... | 9 | 135 |
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