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1402868587 | 1402870585 | t3_288aq5 | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by having rebound sex with an ex.
So this girl, "A", and I haven't dated for very long, but we developed some strong feelings for each other rather quickly. She ends up taking a job out of town and moved away. I was willing to do a LDR, but she told me she didn't want to and broke up with me. She said s... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1402869997 | 1402967014 | t3_288cp8 | t5_2to41 | 120 | Rookierabbit: TIFU by getting head from my girlfriend
So my girlfriend and I have been dating almost three months and this morning she gave me head for the first time. We've had sex plenty but she sees bj's as a kind of reward and apparently I did something right. Anyways, she starts at it and I instantly started wonde... | 13 | 9.230769 | |
1402869000 | 1402883806 | t3_288bbc | t5_2to41 | 14 | MommaDerp: TIFU by being honest with my Mother In Law
This happened about an hour ago.
We go to my inlaws every Sunday for an early supper. They are our only family in our area, and in general, they don't interact with us during the week. They certainly never go out of their way to do so. We have 2 children, so it's... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1402870034 | 1403289248 | t3_288cr8 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting reddit and windows update conspire to make my SO think i'm gay
I'm lying in the bedroom with my laptop at around 9 PM, and my SO is in the living room watching tv. We allready decided to take a bath together before going to bed.
I'm browsing reddit when I get the message that my pc will be u... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1402869764 | 1403114517 | t3_288cep | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by browsing /r/TIFU
So I was browsing reddit while my family was out and decided to put my headphones on and blast music while browsing TIFU. This goes on for about 10 minutes before I realize my Mom is standing in the door looking at me reading about some guy using a bar of soap to take his anal virgin... | 9 | 8.666667 | |
1402871100 | 1402873283 | t3_288e6v | t5_2to41 | 9 | SuperLlama123: TIFU By getting wasted and declaring my undying love to one of my close friends over IM
So.... it's my friends (lets call him max) seventeenth birthday party, the beer pong is set up and I'm the only one from the college group that has turned up. seeing this has somewhat upset him I decide to get I and h... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1402869388 | 1402876105 | t3_288bum | t5_2to41 | 50 | baozichi: TIFU by eating a sandwich while rushing to work
I was going to make a throwaway account, but honestly, who cares. There's no personal information on here, and I don't really care if people from other subreddits ever read this.
I had about 2 hours of sleep last night, and several appointments this morning (e... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1402873156 | 1402904041 | t3_288gz4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being good enough at work.
I just got my first summer job about 3 weeks ago. I went into work this morning and a phone call from the boss was waiting for me telling me that I need to go back for training. I suck so bad. It's a dessert shop in a tourist location and I used Vanilla dressing instead... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1402873788 | 1402879986 | t3_288ht5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | stxfup: Tifu my friendship by joking that my son died
I'm not a father never have been. Last night I was drinking when a friend sends me a message:
Her: "happy Father's day, if you're not a father disregard"
Me: "no, no I'm not a father. Not since he died in his sleep. I haven't talked to her either since she left me ... | 4 | 5 | |
1402875384 | 1402960160 | t3_288jv8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | TehThrowwawaay: TIFU by jerking off in front of my 10-year-old cousin.
Throwaway because yeah. This was actually about 2 days ago but y'know.
So, it's summer. It's early in the morning, and I don't have to be anywhere, so I lay in bed for a bit. Nobody else seems to be awake in my house. My brilliant mind came up wit... | 4 | 5 | |
1402876689 | 1402886628 | t3_288lkm | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by zoning out
I was working at my boring checkout job yesterday. I get so bored my mind usually wanders while I'm on the job. I was serving a lady and her family l.We still have old style registers that take forever to print a reciept.As I was waiting for the reciept to print, I was just staring into sp... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1402868518 | 1402899897 | t3_288an3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | nuclearfoodpower: TIFU by putting deep heat on my hands (possibly NSFW)
I tend to put deep heat on my wrists when I play drums, dont know why, just do....anyway, so ive gone to muck around on my drum kit for about an hour (seem really long but, hey, it relieves my stress) and being a male, decided to rub one off, felt ... | 3 | 1 | |
1402878279 | 1402889039 | t3_288nri | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu By trusting a friend to drive me without a learner
its not really today but like a year or two back, so my friends dad went a trip and left him alone with the car keys in the house and being 15 we all do stupid things and his was to drive around without his dads permission and not having his license, no... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402879327 | 1402946146 | t3_288p5a | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by selling some things on eBay
So this is actually something that started 2 months ago.
So mid April my S/O and I were having some budget issues (end of the semester blues) and we decided to throw some of our unwanted items on the great old internet. Most of it sold no issues then came the purse. For C... | 5 | 1 | |
1402881486 | 1402973838 | t3_288s0l | t5_2to41 | 15 | athomas00011: TIFU also by jerking off while driving!
I'm not even gonna use a throwaway cause I already told my friends about it and we had a laugh but last week while I was delivering a pizza, I ALSO had a rager that would not seem to minimize volume. Instead of waiting until I got to the customers house, I decided ... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1402878819 | 1403158711 | t3_288ogw | t5_2to41 | 4 | Pm_me_dem_potatoes: Tifu by switching to mobile data.
I really fucked up a few days ago but the aftermath just hit me. It was last Wednesday and I just arrived home from costco and had a raging boner. I asked my mom for the keys and ran to the bathroom. I peed in a very awkward position and proceeded to jack off. I pul... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402879023 | 1402941005 | t3_288opt | t5_2to41 | 38 | SchizophrenicSanity: TIFU by taking shrooms and walking through a sunny meadow :)
Ended up covered in fucking ticks. Ticks everywhere. You don't understand. I have never seen that many in my life. I counted over 100 in the watercooler where I quarantined my clothes [will try to get my friend to send me the picture]. Bu... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1402882174 | 1402885526 | t3_288swa | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU for shaving my nuts for the first time at 24 years old. And I have a date in 2 hours.
Thought, "Oh, what a lovely opportunity to try having hairless nuts!" So I used my electric razor to look all nice and tidy. Since I never did it before, I was not familiar with what "oh my god stop shaving yourself, m... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1402878510 | 1402937155 | t3_288o38 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by having kinky sex [NSFW]
Well it was about a week ago, but my girl and I are pretty sure I tore ligaments in her shoulder by using the belt I had her hands tied behind her back with as leverage. She may need surgery.
Tastygroove: Let this be a lesson to anyon here. DO NOT casually enter into the world... | 3 | 4 | |
1402883938 | 1402886765 | t3_288v7g | t5_2to41 | 6 | OopsIJackedOff: TIFU by masturbating
So to start the story, I did NoFap and I lasted just over 5 months.
I was home alone all day today and I got a bit horny so I thought I'd wack one (or two) out. So I tug one out and I take about an hour break. I start once more and I last like 20 minutes. Just recently, I figured... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1402886076 | 1402889028 | t3_288y8y | t5_2to41 | 16 | Casem0: TIFU By using a nasal strip after getting a nasty sunburn
Not much of a story for this one. Went to the lake Friday and got a decent sunburn. I was in a vitamin d afterglow, so Saturday night I popped some melatonin capsules and put a nasal strip on to get a fantastic nights sleep.
Pulled the strip of in t... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1402888291 | 1402924716 | t3_2891ii | t5_2to41 | 197 | [deleted]: Tifu by showing my grandma my vagina mustache
Let me paint you this picture. Tonight at fathers day dinner, my sister brought a bunch of stick on mustaches for the girls to wear (because we are odd like that). Well I thought it would be hilarious to go into the washroom and give my lady bits a mustache and t... | 3 | 65.666667 | |
1402891085 | 1402901259 | t3_289547 | t5_2to41 | 10 | mrdaveharry: TIFU by hitting the bong before work
I barley smoke. I've smoked a few times with friends in the past but never really felt it. So I thought it would be a great idea to go to work high as fuck (I'm a pizza delivery driver). So I call my friend and go to his house an hour before work. I take like 5 nice hit... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1402892765 | 1402939348 | t3_289796 | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU by being shitfaced and trying to get sexy times with the wife.
So the wife and I were making out, and she commented that my beard is to long now, its to rough, it needs to go. I have to agree. Im supposed to be clean shaven for work. I havent shaved in almost two weeks.
I try and bargain some sexy time... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1402892857 | 1402988106 | t3_2897cr | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not calling my dad on Father's Day and it's the first one since his own dad died
he called me to tell me that all four of his other children called him and you only have one father and I'm a piece of shit (he didn't call me a piece of shit but I understood that it was true)
turtlesarerad14: well why ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1402895853 | 1402926530 | t3_289ats | t5_2to41 | 1 | Enghiskhan: TIFU by agreeing to babysit
For background, we're moving (my dad, my stepmom, and their babies) and my dad and stepmom need to go to the old house to get some stuff. Our basement it's flooded with junk, and my stepmom wants to go scavenge through it so it's going to be roughly a couple of hours. They need m... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1402896591 | 1402942633 | t3_289bjf | t5_2to41 | 1,199 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing how Ben Wa Balls work (NSFW)
Happened a couple weeks ago actually, Just getting over the embarrassment to write about it. I met a girl at a bar, She was a bigger girl but really pretty face and like my name says...
So we hit it off and talked, drank and played darts, Later at the end of t... | 10 | 119.9 | |
1402896557 | 1402921941 | t3_289bib | t5_2to41 | 23 | EngFail: TIFU by having to drop out of my University program.
Some backstory. I'm not the most smartest kid, I get middling grades, but I usually do allright. My university has a policy that to continue in my Engineering program, I need to have a 60 average over the year. Coming from highschool where I didn't really tr... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1402889468 | 1402942741 | t3_28935j | t5_2to41 | 7 | Lego_Boni: TIFU by wearing headphones
I was sitting at my desk and wearing one of these types of headphones: http://www.touchgen.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bild2.jpg
Before we get started, if one of you is wearing these types of headphones at your computer and you don't clean your ears, take them off right now. I ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1402899347 | 1402901522 | t3_289eez | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally committing wire fraud
I wouldn't really call it a fuck-up per se, or even MY fuck-up, but today I accidentally defrauded somebody out of a good chunk of change.
I was selling something online that was worth a good amount of money. I was selling this item on an auction site and the winni... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1402899145 | 1402935546 | t3_289e97 | t5_2to41 | 1 | millameter1: TIFU by tea-bagging my mom
TIFU: I'm an 18 y/o college student home for the summer. Also, this happened like half an hour ago and I can't sleep, so now I'm writing this basking in the horror of what just happened... anyways. So I was in my room just finishing up my "nightly ritual" and I wanted something t... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1402898579 | 1402939015 | t3_289do2 | t5_2to41 | 22 | loading73percent: TIFU by trying to fix a fan with superglue
So it being summer, it's starting to get hot where I live. My new fan had just broke so I had to bust out an old fan from my garage.
The last time I used it, I broke spinning "hub cap" covering the center of the fan off by pushing a large screwdriver into it... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1402900704 | 1402909579 | t3_289foa | t5_2to41 | 22 | Toothbrushnumber3: TIFU by using a spinbrush as a vibrator
Tomorrow, the guy I really like is coming over. So I tell myself, "don't fuck it up by being over sexual." I decided the best way to do that is to get rid of all sexual feelings tonight. I tried the usual fingering and watching porn, but it just wasn't doing th... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1402900109 | 1402951830 | t3_289f4l | t5_2to41 | 8 | P3de: TIFU by having random desktop backgrounds.
So today my mom asked to use my computer. Cool, whatever, right? I tell her of course she can. She's doing her Pinterest thing when she decides to minimize the browser to see [this](http://imgur.com/L82ZGLj). It turns out when I was choosing my desktop backgrounds of coo... | 4 | 2 | |
1402900749 | 1402953894 | t3_289fpq | t5_2to41 | 468 | onepennytoomany: TIFU by posting a screenshot of The Sims 3 to my Facebook
A little backstory:
I've had a Sims 3 game going for about a week, It has two people living in this [massive house I built from scratch](http://i.imgur.com/JvApqhK.jpg), These two people live as house-mates, One happens to be me, the other pers... | 13 | 36 | |
1402904211 | 1402934020 | t3_289io5 | t5_2to41 | 75 | dark2elite: TIFU by accidentally bidding on a PS4
An auction in the area had online support and I had watched bids come and go multiple times. Getting outbid and so on.
So this auction comes along with a ton of electronics, and a surprisingly large amount of broken phones, laptops and tablets. Tons of working stuff t... | 5 | 15 | |
1402901927 | 1402937360 | t3_289gtc | t5_2to41 | 123 | 2nologin: TIFU by destroying a $90 equipment within 4 seconds!
Hi,
Making a thread for the first time.
Today I fucked up by destroying my router in 4 seconds.
I accidentally flashed the wrong firmware on my G300NH causing it to go into soft brick mode. Unfortunately, the only way to revive it was via TFTP or via U-... | 4 | 30.75 | |
1402922000 | 1402935708 | t3_289wox | t5_2to41 | 103 | Pod6ResearchAsst: TIFU by licking bird poop off my hand.
So every morning I have a cup of yogurt and recently I have been enjoying a smoothie since I bought an awesome new blender. I work out of my truck, and when I get to the job I usually have to do some stuff before I actually get to eat anything. Well about half wa... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1402921476 | 1402925430 | t3_289w76 | t5_2to41 | -5 | [deleted]: TIFU by chilling with a girl I met outside the grocery this morning.
This happened during the last two hours. I went to the local market to grab some breakfast produce after my morning workout. Outside was this cute dark-skinned Spanish girl waiting for the bus. While I was unlocking my bike she struck up co... | 18 | -0.277778 | |
1402917008 | 1402934328 | t3_289sav | t5_2to41 | 71 | Throwaway-burnt-dick: TIFU by scorching my cock with the water from hell
(First time making one so forgive me for bad formatting)
So I just learnt about the shower trick where if you have a shower head with a massage function and point the water at your cock it feels amazing (to me at least). Skip forward two days I w... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1402922304 | 1402937454 | t3_289x1u | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ahmadxxx: TIFU by telling my freind im his dead father
So my freind intsalled this app that let you chat randomly with strangers. There is a option to add all your facebook freinds automaticly. On this app i use fake name and fake pic so he never knew who i was. I said hallo so he asked who I am, i thought it would be ... | 3 | 5 | |
1402925697 | 1402949267 | t3_28a0xb | t5_2to41 | 139 | [deleted]: Tifu by allowing a "close friend" to stay at my place for the weekend.
So this just happened yesterday and I'm still really shakey and freaked out. Was going to use a throwaway but he is a fellow redditor and I hope he sees this.
A few days ago I get this call. I've been talking on and off with my so called... | 8 | 17.375 | |
1402926504 | 1402988064 | t3_28a20s | t5_2to41 | 4 | HiddenPawfoot: TIFU by not preparing enough for someone to walk into my room
today it rained. poor day to go bike riding in the morning. whatever I take off my pants to consider taking a shower before class. I'm on reddit doing reddit things like laughing at bad fan fiction when my sister walks in on my not wearing pan... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402934919 | 1402938869 | t3_28aem6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By reply to my GF with a text meant for my Ex.
It happened earlier, Me and an ex who are still friends were texting back and forth. During the back and forth, the conversation reminded me of why me and her are better friends than a couple. So being grateful that i am in a better situation with my curren... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1402936647 | 1402979994 | t3_28ahel | t5_2to41 | 309 | [deleted]: tifu by breaking someone's penis
He and I had sex for about an hour and the next day he tells me that he had to go to hospital because I broke his cock. It turns out that we had sex for so long that it blistered his bellend to the point where he couldn't move his foreskin, causing him great pain.
[deleted]:... | 7 | 44.142857 | |
1402937107 | 1403038796 | t3_28ai62 | t5_2to41 | 235 | WeeLeigh: TIFU by not driving drunk
Last night on my way home I stopped and met up with a friend at the bars close to my house. We had a grand time chatting and catching up. I wound up having more beers than I planned and was quite intoxicated.
"I know!" I thought, "I'll be responsible and walk home! I've done this p... | 7 | 33.571429 | |
1402941771 | 1402981808 | t3_28apyb | t5_2to41 | 1,755 | [deleted]: TIFU: Well, my parents fucked up... (NSFW)
I'm a 15 year old male, and I recently went on a brief holiday with my Mum and Dad to Sheffield.
I had to share a hotel room with my parents, because they're tight, with me in a single bed against the wall and them in a double bed in the centre of the room. At arou... | 13 | 135 | |
1402941978 | 1403022836 | t3_28aqba | t5_2to41 | 7 | ProfessorLeumas: TIFU when I danced with a girl and tried to make a joke
This happened within the past 36 hours, so it’s more of a T½IFU
In my hometown there is a Swiss hall that has annual events. During the day there is Swiss style wrestling (which I compete in) and at night a dance with plenty of food and drink al... | 12 | 0.583333 | |
1402941579 | 1403002034 | t3_28apm1 | t5_2to41 | 2,606 | DickGlitter: TIFU by trying to rip off my gf's nipple (NSFW)
Being a mid 30s normal couple with kids, we of course secretly indulge in some light fetish play like the rest of suburbia. Yesterday was going so well...
Ben-wa balls while we shuffle our way through IKEA for some fucking reason - CHECK
Reuben for lunch - ... | 12 | 217.166667 | |
1402942689 | 1403397148 | t3_28arj4 | t5_2to41 | 28 | cumdumpster1337: TIFU by spilling my load in the sink
This is a throwaway. I might post more stories about my mishaps later, but this is my first story ever, so give me some love.
Like most stories on this subreddit, my story didn't happen today, but I still feel ragret.
I am 18 and I should already know where to spi... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1402944957 | 1402946127 | t3_28avgj | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by rubbing my eye
So, I'm in bed. I get an itch in my eye, so I move my hand to rub it. Well, my reflexes didn't kick in, and I pushed my eye further into my socket. Suprisingly, it does not hurt that much.
But seriously, TIFU.
I can tell because the top of my eye feels much deeper than the other.
... | 3 | 6 | |
1402946010 | 1402949399 | t3_28axd9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by tuning my bass guitar
It was a windy morning when my new bass guitar arrived, and as any teenager would do I ripped that box like germany did to portugal In the world cup. First thing i do is try to tune it and it just snaps in one rotation. ... | 3 | 3 | |
1402945191 | 1402991412 | t3_28avw3 | t5_2to41 | 83 | zubaba: TIFU by trying to kill a fly.
Last night I couldn't sleep because of a fly buzzing around the room at 2:00 a.m. (technically still today!) I decide it was time to deal with this and grab a bathroom towel to use as a swatter. After a couple of misses, the fly lands on my bedroom window. I ball up the towel and m... | 3 | 27.666667 | |
1402948226 | 1403035880 | t3_28b16r | t5_2to41 | 4 | Fogliar: TIFU by using a 15lb. dumbbell as a sledgehammer for driving stakes into the ground.
So, what is the right tool for the job. That is always a good question. a sledgehammer I have discovered is a hammer that is weighted heavily near the head so as to allow a great amount of force to be delivered in a downward b... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402947621 | 1402975895 | t3_28b062 | t5_2to41 | 70 | lushiecat: TIFU by trusting my mom and her silly Chinese pills.
I live abroad so my mom likes to send me care packages. Recently she included a small bottle, about the size of a tic tac box, of Chinese pills. She told me that they have a very light laxative effect on her and are good for when bloated, but she likes a s... | 9 | 7.777778 | |
1402946585 | 1402951045 | t3_28ayd2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | i_go_to_uri: TIFU by having sweaty, slippery fingers
I play airsoft frequently. I recently bought a pack of 12 [Thunderbee grenades](http://www.airsplat.com/Items/AC-THNDRB-CO2ST.htm). During a brief intermission at the field we were playing at my brother and I were reloading at my car. It is a total pain in the ass... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1402950254 | 1402967181 | t3_28b4o1 | t5_2to41 | 20 | burntmyballs: TIFU by burning my man parts off with paint stripper.
This happened last summer. Throw away because, fuck it.
So I restore various surfaces as a business, this particular day, I was stripping paint off an old ratty deck.
I broke one of my rules, by deciding to fill the pump sprayer using my pressure wa... | 4 | 5 | |
1402952044 | 1403111190 | t3_28b7yg | t5_2to41 | 1,439 | frothissumbitchaway: TIFU by logging into my wife's facebook account.
We've been together for over 6 years and married for over 3. I've never done this before. I've never had a reason to. I don't condone it. I think it's chickenshit. I think it shows my overall lack of self confidence. I can't take it back now. ... | 17 | 84.647059 | |
1402953554 | 1403018046 | t3_28bam9 | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a message on a customers phone at work.
Posted this in a comment in another thread, was told it belongs here, which it does to be honest. This all happened today, about 7 hours ago now.
I called a customer that had phoned up to complain her delivery wasn't done today, that our drivers were ... | 6 | 11.833333 | |
1402954398 | 1402982815 | t3_28bc0t | t5_2to41 | 16 | MadDocPatimuss: TIFU (multiple times) by being a g-damn cheapskate
This happened a few months ago but I was reminded of it today. So a bit of background to start. The front drivers side window on my wife's car stops working and it is stuck about 2/3rds of the way up. We take it in to our mechanic and the quote to repla... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1402952639 | 1403038323 | t3_28b922 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Nildalee: TIFU by laughing my ass off at a little boy falling
So I was on holiday at this big cruise ship with my family. My sister and I were talking, when I saw a warning sign near a door saying something like ''Step over the lip.'' Basically the door had a high clearing that you have to step over.
*I had just been... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1402955078 | 1403585176 | t3_28bd5y | t5_2to41 | 472 | ScoobyJew101: TIFU by suggesting a a film for my parents to watch (NSFW)
So I'm 21 and currently home for the summer after my second year of university. Since I've been away my mother has blessed herself with a new boyfriend and don't get me wrong, I'm happy for her.
So this evening (30 minutes ago to be precise, I kno... | 5 | 94.4 | |
1402955499 | 1402960006 | t3_28bduu | t5_2to41 | 6 | SplitSpindle: Tifu by getting a hj from my girlfriend
Well reddit, I was having a great day up until this- Was getting "hot and heavy" with gf and started getting a hand job from my girlfriend. Was going great until my brother walks in almost seeing everything and the gf (obviously) stopping. Resulting in severe and pa... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1402956200 | 1402962499 | t3_28bf07 | t5_2to41 | 16 | mattrmac: TIFU I'm working out of town and I'm staying in a hotel......
and I look out to see my roomie coming back inside..... so I plan it out and hide in waiting.... I hear my roomie come up the stairs and then I jumped out screaming. I had a look of shock on my face which helped a little but the gentleman in front ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1402957364 | 1402961978 | t3_28bgp2 | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on holiday to Sheffield
Personguy13: I hate to brake it to you but your sin may have heard
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/28apyb/tifu_well_my_parents_fucked_up_nsfw/
theranderson: shit
Mypopsecrets: Haha, ohh please tell me this is real life
instantaneous_regret: Who summoned me?
| 5 | 12.4 | |
1402956866 | 1403070800 | t3_28bfz4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Slice_of_Toast: TIFU by going round a friend's sleepover.
Ok, this story is about 3 years old, but it's my most cringe-worthy story to date:
When I was 11 (in Year 7), I went round a primary school friend's house with a couple of his friends who I didn't know (as we went to different secondary schools) for a final sle... | 4 | 4 | |
1402954632 | 1402970353 | t3_28bcet | t5_2to41 | 50 | noseonarug17: TIFU by making up a stupid name for Runescape
The T here stands for "ten-ish years ago." When I was 10 or 11 my cousin wanted me to make a Runescape account (I'm a rebel, sorry) and I couldn't think of a name that didn't sound generic or cliche. No idea how I came up with noseonarug17, but on Saturday I h... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1402955834 | 1403023505 | t3_28bedv | t5_2to41 | 78 | drpepperjustice: TIFU by dropping a class....the wrong class
I was registering for fall classes and instead of dropping the fall class, I dropped the one that I am currently in, and didn't realize it until I went to check my grades a week later (today). Now I'm trying like hell to get it back...waiting. Waiting. Waitin... | 6 | 13 | |
1402956921 | 1402963963 | t3_28bg24 | t5_2to41 | 11 | FirstForFun44: [TIFU] By telling a girl she had "Vascular Hands" and then going for broke [NSFW]
My birthday was this weekend so I had a full weekend bender, the kind where you go to sleep at 9am from drinking the night before and wake up at 5pm. Well I decided to go grab some drinks from the local bar area and my frie... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1402960492 | 1402971824 | t3_28blfk | t5_2to41 | 37 | FuckingOil: TIFU by driving my car with no oil
Today I was driving on the highway when my car suddenly lurched, the engine stopped working, and I coasted to the side of the road. After getting my car towed I just heard back that my car is toast. The engine is destroyed. The reason: no oil.
I've never been much of a ca... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1402962856 | 1402988363 | t3_28boxx | t5_2to41 | 10 | peeeach: TIFU by Selling an ebay item to the "Russian Federation"
Yup, I sure is stupid. So let's just get that out of the way.
The weird thing is that I never enable international sales on ebay. How did I slip up and allow someone from outside the U.S to purchase my item, not sure. The sale went through over a month ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1402965451 | 1402983599 | t3_28bszg | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By ditching class to see someone who was in Catching Fire.
Okay, so Jena Malone(yeah...you can google her) came to my school to...um promote North by NorthEast and I skipped class(It was being held in the auditorium/cafeteria). It was the most boring hour and a half ever. She kept singing these really n... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1402965332 | 1402968802 | t3_28bsss | t5_2to41 | 6 | brokemyfriendsheart: TIFU by liking two of my best friends
This happened a few days ago actually. I'm a teenage male that likes two of his friends. Specifically (because of identification sake), they are of two different cultures.
So here's the situation, Girl 1 is ethically *okay* and compatible with me. But I'm mor... | 3 | 2 | |
1402968973 | 1402976177 | t3_28byjg | t5_2to41 | 11 | beepboop42: TIFU ...by learning what I did Friday while blackout drunk
Some small companies are strong with the drinking culture.
Mine is one of those.
The problem didn't really kick in until I switching from glasses of wine to glasses of tequila, though I'm pretty sure at that point I was already too drunk to tell the... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1402968592 | 1402975032 | t3_28bxwk | t5_2to41 | 12 | heusedtocallmeDN: TIFU by eating extra spicy cheetos
This happened 15 minutes ago. I was hungry and bored so I went to see what there was to eat in my house. My mom went shopping yesterday and brought 2 bags of the extra spicy cheeto bags (my sisters favorite). I said "how spicy can they be?" They were the spiciest thi... | 3 | 4 | |
1402961576 | 1403058345 | t3_28bn1z | t5_2to41 | 21 | ftruong: TIFU by helping the DJ find his iPhone
I was at a grad party last night where the house DJ was being lazy at first and wanted to plug in his iPhone into the mixer. After a while, several other people wanted to "plug in" as well.
Two hours pass and now he wants to DJ. Realizes his iPhone is no where to be s... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1402977285 | 1403047570 | t3_28cafu | t5_2to41 | 21 | TheBananaPhone: TIFU by asking a girl I asked out if I could ask her best friend out.
I met two gorgeous girls at an event and we had a brief interaction where I made them laugh and pretty much charmed them. I've never had any luck in this department before but I found one of them on the event page on Facebook and mess... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1402978082 | 1403025220 | t3_28cbhu | t5_2to41 | -6 | EscapedKonvict: TIFU by falling in love with one of my best friends girlfriends
They've been together for over 3 years but are in a long distance relationship and have only seen each other a few tumes over that period. But they seem to be okay with it. I've had these feelings for awhile and I'm unable to tell her becau... | 7 | -0.857143 | |
1402978609 | 1403022999 | t3_28cc5w | t5_2to41 | 4 | isaacflod: TIFU by making homemade black coffee
So I've never drunk coffee before.
>Be me
>no sleep
>need coffein
>never made coffee before
>mkay lets do dis
>pours water into the little container thing on the machine
>pours water into the coffee can
>turns it on
>makes coffee out o... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1402982655 | 1403112959 | t3_28cgzb | t5_2to41 | 54 | rust_stardust: TIFU by telling my boyfriend he got me the shittiest presents
So, it's my birthday today, and my boyfriend asks me to bring out my two broken necklaces to get fixed. One was from him, 10k white gold and sapphire, and one was from my grandfather, 24k white gold. He asked me what the difference in karat me... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1402983116 | 1402991047 | t3_28chhc | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex
So my gf and I saw eachother in college today. We both have class mondays but have an hour break inbetween classes. So we hugged.. and kissed.. and then proceeded to make love. We started out in a bathroom located on the second floor of D building. It was one of those bathrooms that locks,... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1402982012 | 1403021073 | t3_28cga5 | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my boyfriend go down on me.
We were having sex and he had already finished and I hadn't, so he decided to go down on me.
It felt really good for some reason and after a bit I finished and even squirted for the first time, he backed off 'cause he had no idea what it was and I see a giant blood... | 7 | 9.142857 | |
1402984161 | 1403030027 | t3_28cinv | t5_2to41 | 2,528 | LatinaPride: TIFU by participating in a roleplay during training at work
I was at some training thing for a crappy part time job for Sherwin Williams. They'd been instructing us on their new line of water based paints and that its selling point is you wont get brain damage from breathing in the fumes and its good aroun... | 11 | 229.818182 | |
1402985696 | 1403073311 | t3_28ck6x | t5_2to41 | 16 | TzucciMane: TIFU by trying to blaze up while my Mom went to take a poop.
Some deets if interested otherwise short and sweet story below:
-Living with rents for another few months before moving back out
-Chronic (in both senses of the word) smoker
-Progressively more careless with my smoking habits
-Mom actually knows ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1402985139 | 1403005182 | t3_28cjme | t5_2to41 | 56 | dylsthrowaway: TIFU by calling my girlfriend's mother a prostitute (though to be fair, she is)
A couple of days ago, we picked up my gf's mum from the airport after she returned from an international holiday. We brought her back to her house, and sat around chatting and having a few drinks. After a while, as we were pr... | 7 | 8 | |
1402987012 | 1403030346 | t3_28clia | t5_2to41 | 63 | DARTHxNIHILUS: TIFU by spilling boiling ramen all over my dick
Technically not from today, but I had just made cup ramen and was waiting for it to cool. I sat down in a chair, holding the cup, and accidentally spilled a few droplets onto my hand. I reflexively opened my hand, and the cup of boiling water drops. Stra... | 8 | 7.875 | |
1402987208 | 1402989719 | t3_28clo4 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Thanks_Ollie: TIFU by finding my phone
Tonight I fucked up and here's how...
After a awesome day with my girlfriend I went to her place for dinner and some quality movie/ board game time with her family.
She and I play lots of Clash of Clans and if any of you play it, you'll quickly find that it eats through battery ... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1402988465 | 1403111320 | t3_28cmt7 | t5_2to41 | 108 | datdontfitindere: TIFU by murdering a family of sparrows.
It began so innocently.
I was taking out the trash when I see this cat chilling out on my steps. I didn't really care enough to go over, seeing as it looked healthy and whatnot, but I made the mistake of telling my girlfriend that it looked young. She being a m... | 5 | 21.6 | |
1402987654 | 1403014578 | t3_28cm1w | t5_2to41 | 21 | goldensalmon: TIFU by texting my ex goodnight
So basically this happened like 4 hours ago, at like 1 AM. So let me start explaining this.
This girl broke up with me like 2 months ago after us seeing and talking for like 3 months(met at a party and things went fast between us) we never actually got to be just friends b... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1402999504 | 1403044416 | t3_28cvp0 | t5_2to41 | 162 | dopse: TIFU by using the word 'circlejerk' in english lesson
Today we played this game at the end of the english lesson (in Germany) in which you are parted in groups and have to guess terms based on someone pantomiming/drawing/explaining them. At some point a girl of the other's group was pantomiming a circle and some... | 6 | 27 | |
1403003085 | 1403036722 | t3_28cyjo | t5_2to41 | 60 | accidentalbuttstuff: TIFU by getting too into sex
This was last night to be honest but it all still counts amirite?
So last night I was getting to the business with (let's call her Lucy) and after tying her wrists together I thought it would be really hot to fuck her like this in doggy style.
So I pulled her ont... | 4 | 15 | |
1403007950 | 1403097288 | t3_28d34n | t5_2to41 | 354 | BrooklynLaw: TIFU by forgetting to print my Ryan Air boarding pass
This was in Chania, Crete, on my honeymoon, and we just forgot, it happens. Arrived at the airport, they were stunned we forgot, then directed us to a small booth in the back of the airport to print our boarding pass. Except they didn't print our boar... | 7 | 50.571429 | |
1403000577 | 1403021887 | t3_28cwjb | t5_2to41 | 338 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a woman on her bike to ring her bell.
SKiscrying: Damn, she wasted no time reporting you...
DeadeyeDuncan: ...as she should if she thought it was a racial slur.
SKiscrying: Right, but someone who wasn't irritable and insecure **might** just let it slide assuming that the tone wasn't violent a... | 8 | 42.25 | |
1403011793 | 1403025319 | t3_28d7ug | t5_2to41 | 72 | Lutcher: TIFU by jumping off my mower
Few weeks back we had a wind storm that blew our trampoline into the canal that runs behind our lot. I'd pulled it out of the water myself, but with no help, hadn't tried to move it back by the house.
Last Thursday I finished mowing my yard, so I headed towards the trampoline, aim... | 4 | 18 | |
1403004751 | 1403039478 | t3_28d00t | t5_2to41 | 172 | RandomWelshHero: TIFU by throwing a roast chicken at a cop car
I've told this story once in the comment section of an r/askreddit post but it seems oddly appropriate for here! Gonna be a long read because when I tell stories I go off in nonsensical tangents so I'll be kind and place the 'Too long didn't read' here.
**... | 5 | 34.4 | |
1403014649 | 1403015708 | t3_28dbw4 | t5_2to41 | 18 | carpeggio: TIFU by brushing my tongue too much.
Just going through my morning routine and got a wiff of my morning breath combined with fragrances of garlic from last night's delicious Italian meal. I decided to go hard on the buds with my brush to get that "ahhhh" fresh breath.
Well, I brushed too far back with too ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1403016121 | 1403037628 | t3_28de2m | t5_2to41 | 17 | Ev1lm: TIFU: Accidentally posted a effigy church burning video on Facebook
I made an offhand observation about liking the black metal babysitter video on Facebook. Friend posts it in my feed. I had forgotten they burn a church made of popsicle sticks.
I think my religious extended family might have a problem with the... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1402976433 | 1403024214 | t3_28c9do | t5_2to41 | 12 | its10pm: TIFU by trying to open a can of soup
This actually happened a couple of weeks ago..
I was feeling under the weather and didn't have much an appetite, so I figured I'd go for some soup. Now we have one of those older can openers that turn the lid into a lethal weapon, and I'm left handed so I've always had a b... | 3 | 4 | |
1403018405 | 1403049238 | t3_28dhlk | t5_2to41 | 121 | masterderlok: Tifu by cumming on my own face._.
>Be me
>Be yesterday
So I''ve been hooking up with some girl from kik in a rather sexual way, sexting and camming you know the deal. So I was sexting with her yesterday and we decided to cam. We start camming and Shit gets pretty frisky. She's fingering and moaning... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1403018088 | 1403038454 | t3_28dh1w | t5_2to41 | 14 | Uzaka: TIFU By going along with a friends idea
Back story time. My friend "A" Lives on a canal. Now lets get to the actual story. On fathers day, my friend "E" decides it would be a good idea to take a row boat and row down the canal to our friend A's house. E decides to call me and have me go along with him. I don't r... | 3 | 4.666667 |
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