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1402679642 | 1402710838 | t3_282dmp | t5_2to41 | 6 | crunchy_sausage: TIFU by telling my brother he is good at cumshots
So my brother, two friends and I are playing Mario Kart 8 and have a good time. I am in first place when suddenly a green shell hit me from behind. My brother laughed so I knew it was him. He was pretty far behind so I was impressed and wanted to say "P... | 3 | 2 | |
1402684250 | 1402688307 | t3_282kwu | t5_2to41 | 11 | thatguywiththecamry: TIFU by relieving some pressure
Munttus: I'm sorry for you. You are not the first person to shit their pants in this subreddit.
Tim337: These kinds of posts are against the rules!
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1402686963 | 1402713805 | t3_282pbw | t5_2to41 | 422 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom a dick to his face
I've told this story a couple times before on AskReddit.
I was 14 and going to boarding school in England. My best friend's father was the British ambassador to Turkey at the time and she invited me to their house for a week over th... | 9 | 46.888889 | |
1402685731 | 1402690874 | t3_282nbo | t5_2to41 | 8 | OneHandedCatch: TIFU by infecting my company's network
This just happened and i'm freaking out.
I just talked to my manager and she was told by IT that a virus infecting the company network came from my computer.
Apparently, it was due to the fact that I go on "inappropriate" websites. Now, the only websites I go to... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1402690148 | 1402763092 | t3_282un4 | t5_2to41 | 808 | MachuPickachu: TIFU by jerking it off in front of my sister and her friend.
To be truthful, this wasn't actually today. But three days ago.
I'm up in my room bored out of my mind when I get the sudden urge to have a fapathon. I know I'm by myself in my house, so why not. So I put in my headphones and find the best por... | 12 | 67.333333 | |
1402691294 | 1402693288 | t3_282wgh | t5_2to41 | 7 | LDRAandM: TIFU by not staying home and my mother nearly dying.
Sooo while this was close to two years ago I feel as though this still applies. A bit of back story: My mother was diagnosed with M.S. when she was 21. Her condition degraded to a point she wasn't able to walk and her immune system was mostly shot. So one p... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1402690303 | 1402694898 | t3_282uv5 | t5_2to41 | 118 | DoesntEatBabies: TIFU by trying to cheer up my crush with a joke
So this happened about three hours ago. But to set up the story, we've got to go deeper.
So I've been talking to a girl I'm crushing on, and it seems fairly mutual, and things have been going alright. Last night we were texting, while a friend of mine w... | 3 | 39.333333 | |
1402697466 | 1402717501 | t3_2836h5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | kakakrabbypatty: TIFU by poking my eardrum.
So this was technically two days ago, but I think it still qualifies as a TIFU. I was showering and my ears got all plugged up so I thought to myself, "man it'll be nice to clean my ears out" with an amount of enthusiasm that would be acceptable over at /r/popping. After I dr... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1402698254 | 1402719739 | t3_2837oc | t5_2to41 | 325 | BrotherTeddyBear: TIFU by sleeping with a random guy from the internet
mythrowawayresponse: **THE RULE IN THIS SITUATION HERE IS:**
... never speak of unspoken things unless you are spoken about them first.
**DENY EVERYTHING. ADMIT NOTHING**
ARCLECTIC: But she caught me on the counter
It wasn't me
sweetpea122: Saw... | 8 | 40.625 | |
1402698576 | 1402729269 | t3_28385h | t5_2to41 | 66 | sunosun: TIFU by thinking stupid stuff while peeing
So, I go to pee at my work rest room. Right before I unzip, I couldn't help notice this guy besides me who is looking at his pee pee and smiling. It was kind of smile that one has on some surprise achievement or something, as if a young guy masturbated first time kind... | 7 | 9.428571 | |
1402704708 | 1402705558 | t3_283gf9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ChubakTheGreat: TIFU by taking too much sleeping pills
Just this morning I was sad and fucked up so I decided to get high by Ambien. I took like 2 but then I too 16. Everything after that is a haze. I can remember going out and asking people on the street for drugs. When I woke up it was 7 in the afternoon... at the ho... | 3 | 1 | |
1402705285 | 1402716312 | t3_283h4d | t5_2to41 | 95 | dannygojo: TIFU by letting my dad catch me, masturbating to youtube videos (NSFW)
This happened just a couple of minutes ago. I was kinda bored and it was almost time for bed. So i thought why not get a last session before going to sleep ? Whats the worst that could happen ?!?!
I started browsing through some Youtube... | 5 | 19 | |
1402700745 | 1402743314 | t3_283b5f | t5_2to41 | 2 | SeaBassSandwhich: TIFU for putting effort into to something and expecting something out of it
Just to clarify I'm kinda just using this to vent my anger because I've never really had this feeling before.
This stupid feeling of putting so much effort into something and getting nothing out of it. I recently made a video... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1402706317 | 1402708145 | t3_283icr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by shooting a kid's new RC plane with a full auto AK.
unclefisty: If you were firing a rifle into the air youre probably already dumb as a stump. Those bullets gotta land someplace.
Of course this probably never happened nor do you likely own a full auto AK.
leviathan_of_dis: It was in the direction a... | 4 | 1 | |
1402702901 | 1402724916 | t3_283e0r | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by pranking my grandmother into thinking I had died
So, this was still why was in high school. I had gone up north to a cabin in Arizona for the Fourth of July weekend. As a teenager we were getting fucked up, smoking pot and everything so I wasn't being very smart to begin with. We got back home to my ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1402707842 | 1402711068 | t3_283k9j | t5_2to41 | 29 | my_pc_smells: TIFU By telling my father he's a crappy dad
Okay, so some context. My mother is schizophrenic (It's controlled well with medication these days) and my dad drinks alcohol like it's water.They're divorced, and they're constantly bitter towards one another.
***
I get to see my dad once a fortnight, for two... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1402688075 | 1402804963 | t3_282r6c | t5_2to41 | 6 | bartendr412: TIFU by Almost Burning Down My Parents' House
So this was a few years ago, but I have noticed that most of what people post on here did not actually happen to them that same day. Anyway, I was definitely a stoner in high school/college and enjoyed partaking in the herbal remedy.
At the time this story ta... | 3 | 2 | |
1402709333 | 1403382110 | t3_283m4x | t5_2to41 | 5,015 | Brasky_Bill: TIFU by telling my father in law how well I Fuck his daughter.
So a bit of a backstory, I'm 29 and have had a slight case of Tourette's since I was about 14, nothing too serious, I can usually keep a lid on it but I slip up every now and then, mostly when I'm nervous or stressed. Anyway, my wife and I just... | 35 | 143.285714 | |
1402710433 | 1402711903 | t3_283niz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting tackled by a fat man while trying to steal his dog.
delphium226: Why wouldn't he return the dog?
qwagod: It is damn cute and he fell in love with it.
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1402710268 | 1402712539 | t3_283nc2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Bs4Karma: TIFU by applying for over 30 jobs.
cy00tx: Correct me if I'm wrong but I feel like I've seen this on here before.
assainXD1: Ikr I feel the same way
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1402710004 | 1402713234 | t3_283mzr | t5_2to41 | 29 | HOMIAS: TIFU by forgetting about my cleaning lady AND my weed
I recently became a yuppy and got a cleaning lady, but I haven't yet gotten used to having her clean every two weeks. Thus, when she showed up this morning, I was still in bed, having had worked until the wee hours of the morning last night. I scrambled to g... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1402709625 | 1402716614 | t3_283mh2 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Bob_0119: TIFU: Trying to get my yard mowed (NSFW: language)
So, being legally blind, I don't do well mowing the lawn. I have had a kid from the neighborhood mow my lawn since shortly after my wife and I bought our house five years ago.
He was supposed to come out last weekend, but went MIA.
I tried ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1402713357 | 1402718213 | t3_283r0e | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a cancer survivor feel like shit for giving my daughter a gift
I'm exhausted. I just drove four hours to spend the weekend with my four year old daughter and my wife. Find out we're house sitting for her parents because they're out of town, and my daughter has had a recurring fever this week. ... | 3 | 15 | |
1402715858 | 1402868007 | t3_283u0d | t5_2to41 | 29 | aldom: TIFU by helping a moth
Helpless moth floundering by sliding patio doors. Daytime, he's on floor not looking good. I grab a wing, open the door and toss moth gently into air where his wings flap and he becomes airborne for approximately 2.5 seconds when a bird flashed in from nowhere and devoured him in flight
ta... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1402715730 | 1402830090 | t3_283tu6 | t5_2to41 | 35 | trifiction: TIFU by letting my black girlfriend go through my phone.
I recently started dating a black girl, and as a gesture of good faith, I let her go through my phone, having not considered the content prevalent in the gallery or in text messages. She was in my car while I was at work (shifts differ by about an ho... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1402716729 | 1402754779 | t3_283v0k | t5_2to41 | 49 | bobsquad: TIFU by blinding myself.
Well, today is Friday the 13th. I am typically not a superstitious person but I felt the need to be positive and polite all day, to not attract bad karma. Whilst cutting my elderly neighbors lawn, which I do every week, a rock came up and hit me in the eye. At first it didn't hurt, an... | 8 | 6.125 | |
1402716574 | 1402718810 | t3_283uu4 | t5_2to41 | 26 | matap666: TIFU by laughing at VP of the company I'm working for
I'm a contractor for the IT department of a very, very profitable government branch in the country where I live.
We had a meeting with all the managers and the IT VP (who is a very, very feared man) to discuss why the new system is crashing like every 5 ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1402693531 | 1402735945 | t3_283044 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Will2397: TIFU by almost killing one of my best friends.
As always, this didn't happen today. So my group of friends went out to a local ice cream parlor whose attraction is that you can sit on this big flood wall (like a 12ft concrete wall that wraps my city). So anyway, the wall continues for a little bit and then di... | 4 | 4 | |
1402718641 | 1402727128 | t3_283x3i | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my wife one of my Mango Habanero wings, thinking it was Asian Zing.
That's about it really. She's pretty sensitive to really spicy food. Ruined her dinner, and the rest of our night. Now she's been on the toilet for about an hour, and I know that we're low on toilet paper. I'm not sure she's r... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1402719113 | 1402730292 | t3_283xn5 | t5_2to41 | 25 | HopelessSemantic: TIFU by cooking in my underwear.
This actually did happen today, when I was cooking dinner. My son is over at his grandma's tonight, and it's hot here, so I was cooking in just my panties.
So there I was, standing in front of the stove, innocently browning some ground beef, when I suddenly see somet... | 9 | 2.777778 | |
1402721527 | 1408538466 | t3_2840fw | t5_2to41 | 39 | throwaway23409587: TIFU by using too much lube under a condom.
(Throwaway since a few friends know my main account) My girlfriend and I had planned a bit of a special day for today. We eat dinner, then go to bed and things start to get a bit hot and heavy. I apply some lubrication before rolling on the rubber, and we h... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1402716266 | 1402784759 | t3_283ugs | t5_2to41 | 18 | omgfmlforlie: TIFU by telling my phd adviser she's a bad scientist.
Every other week, we're required to write a report to our adviser, detailing major break throughs, major issues/how we solved or plan to solve them, plans for the next two weeks, at least 5 questions we have for her, alternative ideas, at least 3 thing... | 6 | 3 | |
1402724788 | 1402759927 | t3_2843nf | t5_2to41 | 13 | billsthrowaway25: TIFU by allowing my brother to find my girlfriends nudes.
I tried to upload this but it didn't upload so round 2.
I started using this app that uploads all pictures from my phone and displays them on screen. Great. Well I went out with my friends today for a couple hours and not having locked my com... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1402731435 | 1402770081 | t3_284975 | t5_2to41 | 2 | nobagsnoswitches: TIFU by not deleting ex's number
I've been talking to my crush for about 1 month straight in school and helped her in class everyday since I was one of the top students and she was well top 10 least likely to pass the class. I've only had 1 girlfriend and I'm also kind of shy but I worked up the coura... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1402731280 | 1402802066 | t3_28493w | t5_2to41 | 7 | imanidiot1233: TIFU by charging my iphone
Throwaway. 2 weeks before finals, sitting mid way down the lecture hall (location is slightly important). Happened to be enrolled in the same class as my ex and at this point, enough time has passed for us to be civil and we get along just fine as classmates/friends. During thi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1402733521 | 1402765730 | t3_284amt | t5_2to41 | 5 | loveCards: tifu First world injury (is that a thing?)
NotAUniqueName1: Why have both an iPod and an iPhone?
loveCards: One is an old iphone 4, while the one I use is a 5s... It's a first world problem I know....
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1402736506 | 1402742867 | t3_284cjs | t5_2to41 | 5 | kev19201080: TIFU by hittings two of my co-workers
Oirammario12345: wat
stupidshamelessUSA: I think OP was trying to say something about flirting with 2 of his female coworkers and it ended badly.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1402734446 | 1402752820 | t3_284b8j | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By Buying My Mum Chocolates For Mothers Day [NSFW]
A little bit of background information firstly – For mothers day this year, I bought my Mum a few boxes of chocolates on behalf of my brother, which have lasted quite a while, so much so that we still have chocolates left over.
Moving to present day, t... | 5 | 2 | |
1402743339 | 1402834235 | t3_284gvq | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU getting caught by my GFs Dad
Okayyy so my gf asked me to come over for the day as her parents were supposed to be at work all day and she took the day off school, so what does a 16 year old do when you hear this? walk straight out of class and get in your car, thats what...
So I get to her house and w... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1402746144 | 1402903895 | t3_284itn | t5_2to41 | 83 | 3LegsVsMany: TIFU by holding my dick during an attempted murder
This just happened, and I'm currently in my bed huddled up in complete fear of my room.
I woke up half an hour ago, groggy from a lack of sleep during the night, needing to take a shower before I leave for my parent's house for Father's Day. I get up fin... | 8 | 10.375 | |
1402746891 | 1403027592 | t3_284jdu | t5_2to41 | 4 | AccidentalIncest: TIFU massively by ejaculating on my sister.
I know a lot of you won't believe this but I can't fucking believe this happened.
It was 3am in the morning and my dad just went to work and I was still awake. I decided that it would be a great time to masturbate. Big. Fucking. Mistake. I opened my favour... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1402747407 | 1402752087 | t3_284js7 | t5_2to41 | 31 | HPObsessed: TIFU by almost losing a kid I was babysitting
Today I almost had one of my biggest fuck ups in my babysitting history. I thought I lost a kid. I was feeding a 1 year old and a 3 old dinner and the 3 yr old finished first and wanted to go to the playroom, I told her okay and then about 5 minutes later I head... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1402731981 | 1402770923 | t3_2849kj | t5_2to41 | 60 | dykemaster: [TIFU] By Listening to Porn with my Grandparents.
My grandparents arrived at dawn this morning, because lets face it, old people love mornings, me being in my early 20's, despise getting up early like a fully functioning human being.
I woke up to mammy and pappy banging on my door begging to go to breakfas... | 5 | 12 | |
1402757856 | 1402860857 | t3_284twu | t5_2to41 | 80 | Bilbz-Oner: TIFU by unintentionally making fun of somebody with Down Syndrome in public
So I had one of the most embarrassing days of my life.
It starts off with me at the shopping mall, just trying to kill some time. As I'm walking to get some sushi, I see one of my friends coming in the other direction. I haven't se... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1402757076 | 1402873881 | t3_284t05 | t5_2to41 | 181 | cat_problems: TIFU by helping my elderly friend pick up groceries
I work at a grocery store, and I have an elderly Yugoslavian friend who shops there. He doesn't speak very much English, so he taught me a couple Serbo-Croatian phrases, and now I can help him grocery shop - he's a neat guy, it's fun for both of us.
I r... | 4 | 45.25 | |
1402761931 | 1402766479 | t3_284z1m | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU: I got slapped by three girls I slept with on the same day, then by the girl I've wanted to date for 3 years as she left to sleep with someone else to spite me.
The summer of grade 12 was a "slutty" time for me. Without much back story on me and not to sound cocky.. I am a good looking kid, and a master... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1402761886 | 1402769776 | t3_284yzo | t5_2to41 | 7 | enjoithelrg: Tifu by getting charged for open liquor
I was with my friends having a good time drinking a few beers and I walked over to the bathroom and the conservation officers stopped me to pour it and I had a sip before I poured it and they charged me for 670 dollars. I'm a broke highschool student, how am I suppos... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1402763621 | 1402882539 | t3_28517f | t5_2to41 | 39 | brookecapulet: TIFU by running late for work
I woke up late for work yesterday, did a quick body wash, tied my hair up into a bun, put on mascara, brushed my teeth, and ran out the door. I figured that my office is pretty casual, and it was Friday, so I could get away with looking like crap for one day. I usually go to... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1402762213 | 1402964769 | t3_284zdz | t5_2to41 | 14 | aldom: TIFU by setting my tray of jail breakfast on the floor at my feet
Years ago, but anyway. A Friday night, arrested for driving while impaired and placed in a holding cell. SRO. I occupied a spot on the steel bench in the corner next to the block wall. One fellow detainee spoke loud of how he'd been in and out of ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1402765570 | 1402942968 | t3_2853rr | t5_2to41 | 2,199 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on r/gonewild
So a little back story, me and my girlfriend of six months are going through a hard time with her working full time and me having no free time. Now, back to today. I wake up with excessive morning wood, so I decided to have a morning fap. I enter the bathroom and browse through go... | 12 | 183.25 | |
1402765596 | 1402814109 | t3_2853sp | t5_2to41 | 230 | theolredditjerkaroo: TIFU by infesting my sink with maggots.
I came home with a subtle rotten smell coming somewhere from my apartment. I threw all the garbage and wash my clothes but the smell still lingers somewhere... So i tracked the smell and it was inside my kitchen. I cleaned up the stoves and cabinets and then ... | 7 | 32.857143 | |
1402762584 | 1402812628 | t3_284zur | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by pressing Ctrl+V.
Today, I had prepared a piece of text for a girl(Proofread a part of her essay). But she hadn't logged onto Facebook yet, so I Ctrl+C-ed the excerpt, and waited for her to message me.
While waiting, I was using snipping tool(Saves a part of screen as image) to collect pictures of...... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1402766898 | 1402824678 | t3_2855kx | t5_2to41 | 505 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying at my girlfriends the wrong night
Okay, so this one is a little depressing but, last night there was heavy traffic up where I live and me and my girlfriend went and got tattoos and I decided I didn't want to go through the traffic because I'm lazy.
So we went to my girlfriends house.
We wal... | 8 | 63.125 | |
1402772078 | 1402798678 | t3_285ct3 | t5_2to41 | 75 | calvinballMVP: TIFU by not taking my sunglasses off when entering a building.
Happened yesterday actually but whatever. I work at a small golf course and do a lot of mowing, tree trimming, weedeating, ETC. Because of the nature of the work I wear safety sunglasses. After finish trimming up some grass I decided I've... | 3 | 25 | |
1402781849 | 1402782181 | t3_285pq0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Sir_Dude: TIFU with Nair (mildly NSFW).
*Disclaimer*: This TIFU actually occurred 3 days ago, but I only just though to post it.
Let me preface this story by saying I am a somewhat hairy guy (German ancestry). I do try to keep it under control, though.
So, last week, my GF and I were goofing around and she mentioned ... | 3 | 4 | |
1402782433 | 1402786550 | t3_285qjg | t5_2to41 | 15 | aj3x: TIFU by telling a customer to be careful.
So today at work I was serving up hot dogs for customers, and for some reason the dog I was gonna give someone was really hot, naturally as I was handing the customer the hot dog I felt I had to warn him. How did I go about this? Well. For some god awful reason, **I looke... | 3 | 5 | |
1402783670 | 1402867426 | t3_285s39 | t5_2to41 | 8 | uncle_berban: TIFU by caring too much.
Up until tonight, I was in a happy start of a relationship with a girl I met through work. We hit it off from the start, and began to talk about the possibility of a relationship between the two of us. She was scared of me using her for sex (which had/has never crossed my mind) an... | 4 | 2 | |
1402798705 | 1402868588 | t3_285qt8 | t5_2to41 | 27 | JBMPB: rofl
JBMPB: downvoted for rofling that? what are you Amish? whoever downvoted. you, are a prude sandwich
SprayAndPlay: Upvoted. Got you covered bro.
JBMPB: thank you kind non prude sandwich friend , upvote returned in kind :)
3pick3raser: Trying to upvote everyone here, some d-bag keeps on downvoting you guys.
J... | 10 | 2.7 | |
1402785058 | 1402879152 | t3_285ttc | t5_2to41 | 892 | bluenosebob: TIFU by watching my brother get a bj
He let me use his ipod and of course I checked some pics. Turns out one of the first was a vid of his gf deepthroating. Even worse, it was kinda hot. Pretty fucking confused and disappointed in myself right now.
ALLOWEDTOTYPEINCAPS3: Normal high-functioning adults still... | 11 | 81.090909 | |
1402786551 | 1402850197 | t3_285vnm | t5_2to41 | 70 | whydotheycare1: TIFU I quoted a tv show which caused my whole extended family to think I'm gay.
So I'm a huge fan of the BBC series Sherlock. I've watched every episode a zillion times and my mom was watching it over my shoulder a few times and eventually she became a fan too. We got to the point where like half of wh... | 6 | 11.666667 | |
1402786933 | 1402810653 | t3_285w5v | t5_2to41 | 55 | moezib: TIFU by getting cheated by a ghetto asshole
This isn't much of a fuck up but it happened today I want to get if off my chest because I feel like shit. I work at a convenience store with my dad (I'm Arabic). Our store is in a sketchy neighborhood. It's rare that I make mistakes with money and when I do I catch i... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1402788300 | 1402889779 | t3_285xs9 | t5_2to41 | 61 | Eternally_Confused: TIFU by possibly getting my grandparents kicked out of their condo
So this happened last night and I just finished drafting up the apology letter....So me and 5 of my friends went to my grandparents condo in maine this weekend to enjoy the beach. My grandparents usually spend all summer and fall in ... | 9 | 6.777778 | |
1402789536 | 1402807049 | t3_285z8v | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by Killing a Slug
I was staying at my Grans as I do every Friday. Being the weekend I brought it upon myself to attempt to watch all the Monty Python movies (only made it through two) I was about midway through The Meaning of Life when I felt a bit peckish. I proceeded to make my way to the kitchen bein... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1402795291 | 1402827973 | t3_2866bs | t5_2to41 | 449 | balancespec2: TIFU by walking into a strangers house in the middle of the night
So my roommate hooked me up with her friend (Amy, fake name) who invited me over to her house to hook up.
I had met Amy before, but never been to her house.
Amy gave me her address and told me to come over around 10PM. When I was on her s... | 6 | 74.833333 | |
1402784928 | 1402814582 | t3_285tn0 | t5_2to41 | 24 | thatguyfromchicago: TIFU by pressing speaker phone in my car
So I'm driving down the highway on the way to my girlfriends, doing about 60-65, and I'm trying to get into the left most lane. While driving, I'm listing to the Bill Burr podcast. When suddenly I get a call from my ma.
Now this isn't strange or unusual, so ... | 3 | 8 | |
1402795330 | 1402849720 | t3_2866d7 | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: Tifu by drunkenly clicking on a cam2cam site..
Throwaway because I am an ashamed idiot. Anyways...
So I went out with some guy friends for drinks last night. I broke up with a long term gf about three weeks ago so this was my way of getting out of my post breakup slump and getting myself out there. So we go... | 5 | 14 | |
1402776426 | 1402846889 | t3_285ijs | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by complaining about a dog.
This happened some time ago, but I still cringe when I think about it.
I train service dogs, and a major part of their training is socialization. One of my favorite places to train is at Disneyland where there are crowds, noises, food, parades, and costumes. Getting a puppy ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1402799862 | 1402816834 | t3_28682c | t5_2to41 | 15 | EbolaPie: From what I hear they're comfy as fuck.
VexingRaven: From what I remember, they are definitely not. For one thing, zipper + bare balls =/= good. And I don't recall the material or seams being very soft.
If you want comfy, a nice part of comfy pajama pants and a soft cotton long-sleeve t-shirt are where it's ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1402796154 | 1402847531 | t3_2867ab | t5_2to41 | 10 | Missed_a_beltloop: TIFU by using a #3 Pencil on the ACTs
Ok so that was this morning and today has been by far the strangest day of my life (saw a Lamborghini, heard somebody play America the Beautiful on bagpipes, and watched a dog receive CPR all in the span of like 30 minutes). But that's not important because today... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1402799078 | 1402855353 | t3_286ame | t5_2to41 | 264 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting our cat have an abortion on my wife's laundry.
My wife, K, and I adopted an adorable 1-ish year old cat, Frankie, about two months ago. We got her from a lady on craigslist. That lady had never taken Frankie to the vet, but claimed that she had been spayed...
When we got Frankie, she seemed... | 9 | 29.333333 | |
1402793935 | 1402882411 | t3_2864m8 | t5_2to41 | 122 | Flexible_Perplexity: TIFU by applying hair removal cream to my gooch
This actually happened today.
I got off work today at 5, and my entire shift my ballsack region was itching like crazy all, and itching around the area between the stomach and the shaft (I don't know what the name of that area is, like where the bigg... | 5 | 24.4 | |
1402803799 | 1402899658 | t3_286g61 | t5_2to41 | 900 | coolinglube: [NSFW] Tifu by taking advantage of the time I was given.
NSFW
My husband and I do not have sex very often because we have small children. Yesterday, we were able to get both children asleep or occupied. We had anal sex, but my husband used cooling lube instead of the regular lube. My anus burned the rest ... | 7 | 128.571429 | |
1402803943 | 1402828687 | t3_286gbo | t5_2to41 | 22 | jrkirby: TIFU by microwaving a glass plate.
It broke. I'm an idiot. I have ceramic ones right there, but I decided to microwave the glass one.
The_Hand_of_Sithis: I microwave glass shit all the time. Sounds like it was beat up already/shiity.
jrkirby: No, it was in excellent condition. But I did put it in there for 3 m... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1402808271 | 1402852747 | t3_286l6g | t5_2to41 | 50 | IdontKnow_WhatIwant: TIFU by falling asleep and not answering the phone.
I don't know if I fucked up.
So my girl and I were supposed to go to my brothers graduation fire at his friends house. We were supposed to meet up before hand and she was riding with me. Well after a long day of family, heat, and graduation I fel... | 5 | 10 | |
1402808553 | 1402876633 | t3_286lg1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | actuaryut: TIFU by clicking enter too early
I wanted to send a girl I know a video I found on Askreddit that was absolutely hilarious. However, the link didn't copy correctly. I pressed ctrl + v + enter out of instinct and accidentally sent her an album (over 100 risque pictures) of an eighteen year old girl that I f... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1402780259 | 1402852203 | t3_285nlu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by scratching my butt
A few weeks ago I spent the weekend with a guy I have been dating for a couple months. We woke up and proceeded with some lovely rise-and-shine shenanigans. I went to the bathroom to clean up afterwards in a towel. Somewhere in that time I must've scratched my ass and it musn't ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1402816116 | 1402879395 | t3_286rx6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my mother's boyfriend stole my underwear
I had recently done laundry, couldn't find a pair of my underwear, and went crazy looking for it. There's only 3 people in my home including me, and I had previously had an incident where my mother's boyfriend had taken my belongings, so I immediately... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1402819895 | 1402821576 | t3_286ug5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | boots_N_pants: TIFU but is it racist
I am an electrical engineering student. I met with my new academic advisor who is an Asian woman. After our meeting there was a weird second where I was unsure if we should shake hands. I chose to go with a head nod but after looking her in the eyes, I bowed!
catman420: Well, how... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1402820181 | 1402863534 | t3_286umc | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling an insecure girl fat
So after every trimester in my school, the kids in my homeroom bring food for a party to celebrate the end of the trimester. Now there's this sort of quiet,chubby girl called 's' and she's on the cross country team but she's the slowest one and she's pretty insecure. So S... | 8 | 6.875 | |
1402819986 | 1403024480 | t3_286ui5 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Throwarrowway: TIFU by sticking my balls out of my pants.
Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
This happened 30 minutes ago and yeah - how can I not share this with fellow redditors?
I was sitting in my chair. My mom is also home. I was just browsing websites and stuff, watching videos and realized it's really hot ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1402825203 | 1402836882 | t3_286xun | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU: By telling my crush I like him...
I'm shy, this was HUGE for me...
This is what I sent him:
-------------------------------------------------------–-------------------------
I sent this: I have to admit something, okay I am going to feel like shit after but anyway, I really hope you won't tell. Anyw... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1402823034 | 1402841044 | t3_286wf9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | CSpiffy148: TIFU By Eating Raw Porkchops
I live with my Dad and take care of him since he was diagnosed with lymph-node cancer. My Father was throwing a birthday party for his girlfriend Debbie today (my Mom passed away several years ago). I was out all day at a christening and then bowling with my friend and his w... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1402819238 | 1402878718 | t3_286u2y | t5_2to41 | 42 | the_state_of_florida: TIFU by playing games on my iPhone
I was playing "Life is Crime" on my iPhone in a place I eat at sometimes when all of the sudden some kids see me playing it. They tell me they play it too and then I tell them my username. Then they get really pissed and it turns out I'm the guy who's been murder... | 3 | 14 | |
1402828647 | 1402862992 | t3_28703j | t5_2to41 | 1,074 | keratoconus: TIFU by thinking if you slayed a dragon, it wouldn't come back to bite you in your ass.
So there is this challenge where I live and it is that you get a full refund if you eat [this pizza (called the angry dragon)] (http://hellpizza.com/files-nz/images/content/posters/AngryDragonPopUP.jpg) in a 20 minute t... | 11 | 97.636364 | |
1402831372 | 1402832479 | t3_2871u1 | t5_2to41 | 81 | MrGatch: TIFU by trying to swat a fly with a plate
Alright, so it's been a long week. Hell, it's been a long month. I just finished a massive project and my mind is blown- like I cannot do anything except the bare necessities, which includes sleeping, bathing, and feeding myself.
So I wake up and decide that before I ... | 3 | 27 | |
1402830863 | 1402848953 | t3_2871hd | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting father's day.
My mother left my biological father when I was three, but I started talking to him when I was an adult. I've sent him a father's day card every year but I was so wrapped up in my own issues this year I forgot. To make matters worse, I can't just buy it last minute and drive o... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1402829974 | 1402921164 | t3_2870y0 | t5_2to41 | 289 | cannotbanme: TIFU by giving a cute girl the wrong phone number
Met a stunning girl at a concert, we talked for hours, fooled around a bit and had a great time.
We wanted to meet again the next day but the idiot that is me apparently can't remember his own phone number.
Now I'll never see her again. I feel like shit.
... | 5 | 57.8 | |
1402820229 | 1403128687 | t3_286un7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my debit card at a bar
In Richmond, VA no less. I was at the Dave Brockie / Cory Smoot memorial show at the Canal Club and had the brilliant idea of opening a tab. I had entirely too much fun and didn't remember that I needed my card until I was already at the airport waiting for my flight ba... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1402843958 | 1402922315 | t3_287cv3 | t5_2to41 | 116 | EinarTorkelsen: TIFU by explaining the concept of death to my 3-year old nephew...
Now, I like to think that I'm a great uncle. I am kind, supportive and helpful when dealing with my nephew, Simon. I try to teach him the ways of life, and what to expect from it, without much cynicism. Of course, being an uncle, I also ... | 9 | 12.888889 | |
1402849194 | 1402918954 | t3_287jcf | t5_2to41 | 124 | Chief-Smackahoe: TIFU by changing a Skype group chat name.
TIFU. I change Skype display names sometimes. The new names only appear on my Skype and can be entertaining.
Today I was in a group text chat with one of our vendors and my business partner. We have been doing business for a long time. Recently he made a... | 6 | 20.666667 | |
1402851561 | 1402952154 | t3_287mfy | t5_2to41 | 753 | drivenjerk: TIFU by jerking off while driving
Time to whip out the throwaway. On my way to visit my Dad for Father's Day, I had a boner that just wouldn't go away (unrelated to my Father) and a long drive ahead of me. I had pulled this maneuver before with relative ease, so I decide to get rid of the problem and whip i... | 7 | 107.571429 | |
1402853453 | 1402945579 | t3_287p6n | t5_2to41 | 4,259 | bluntmasta: TIFU by having sex with my g/f
Normally, getting laid would not lead to a TIFU post, but today something so terribly fucked up was said that it warrants posting. My girlfriend and I are in the "honeymoon" stage of our relationship, and we have started having sex every night we are together. One thing will l... | 16 | 266.1875 | |
1402855124 | 1402872421 | t3_287rim | t5_2to41 | 10 | ascharles1: TIFU by asking my Dad why people were coming over.
My father was telling me that I had to get dressed because we were expecting company. Trying to figure out how dressed I needed to be, eg suit and tie? gym shorts? sleeveless shirt? I asked him who was coming over. He told me that Grandpa, my sister and her... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1402855452 | 1403043666 | t3_287rzj | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by showering with my new phone
So I have been saving up for a new phone for nearly a year, and I finally got the phone I wanted 6 days ago (Sony M2). Now to the main part, I used to shower and read my Twitter feed whilst showering, I didn't care if my phone got wet since it was 3 years old and waiting f... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1402856838 | 1403403630 | t3_287tzx | t5_2to41 | 280 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally taking my anal virginity with a bar of soap
This just happened 40 minutes ago and I haven't even had time to dry off before posting. Okay, I was in the shower after a couple of days without showering (I'm usually quite a clean person but I've been a little ill and couldn't be bothered to... | 6 | 46.666667 | |
1402856623 | 1402881294 | t3_287too | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a planeload of people to fuck their couch, nigga
I don't get embarrassed easily.
The first time I ever tried smoking out of a bong I held it backwards and tipped it up so all of the water and my generous friend's weed came sloshing out all over me. When I was in high school my uniform skirt... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1402858711 | 1402898764 | t3_287wlh | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at my Fathers Day gift.
Context, my wife is a few months removed from a pretty bad depression that almost ruined our marriage. Everything has been going fine for awhile and we have both been working really hard on improving ourselves and our relationship.
I am one that normally buys whatev... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1402860828 | 1402902969 | t3_287zku | t5_2to41 | 7 | Why_Panda_Why: TIFU by skipping a college interview
My college applications were far from perfect, however, I had a decent foundation. Ex. Class Rank 1/~300, SAT II Math L2 800, SAT II Physics 800, ACT 35, state science awards, excellent recommendations, extracurriculars, etc. Back in late January, Dartmouth offered me... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1402862685 | 1402879101 | t3_28827l | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my S/O beat up by bouncers and locked up for aggravated assault because a cop was in the scuffle pile
We thought it'd be fun to go to a strip club, the bouncers gave us shit for having two girls and only one guy, drunk me got so pissed off At the idea of needing a "male escort" I kicked a con... | 3 | 4 | |
1402867790 | 1402944207 | t3_2889kh | t5_2to41 | 110 | SatansMightyBallsack: TIFU by getting scared before my first time
So me and the gf bought condoms just to keep in the house in case things got out of hand one day. We're both virgins by the way. Now somehow things got out of hand right just after putting them in the drawer, so we got one out and put it on me after fool... | 9 | 12.222222 |
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