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1403134482 | 1403146668 | t3_28i74j | t5_2to41 | 92 | tonychiza: TIFU Speaking in front of the company I just started at.
So, I'm in charge of the sales contest at the company I just started at a couple months ago. It's a very serious company, and this was my first time speaking in front of all the people in our office at our office annual meeting which is about 100 peopl... | 3 | 30.666667 | |
1403135105 | 1403221988 | t3_28i84o | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being able to pay on my first date with the girl of my dreams.
So, today is a special day for me! I've been friends with this girl I really like for over 3 years. We are close friends and I've developed some deep feelings for her about a year ago. When I asked her out, she friend zoned me immedia... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1403136408 | 1403196210 | t3_28ia4e | t5_2to41 | 43 | iarathrad248: TIFU by not using a public restroom
I was out to dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant near my university. We had a very attentive waiter that filled my glass with water very frequently. And here lies the issue. When someone puts a glass of water in front of me, I drink it. I don't just sip it. I gulp... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1403135926 | 1414609153 | t3_28i9d0 | t5_2to41 | 1,778 | Brenvol: TIFUpdate to me peeing too hard!
This is an update to this post where I peed too hard and passed out at work. If you missed it, [check it out here](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/28epq5/tifu_by_peeing_too_hard/).
I wanted to post an update because there were so many people requesting it yesterday. I w... | 10 | 177.8 | |
1403136320 | 1403145757 | t3_28i9yx | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU - My mum found my used tissues
Ok title says it all really. Sometimes I can't get to the bathroom to dispose of my wank tissues because the floor boards make so much noise and my parents were asleep, so I leave them under my bed until the morning... Well it turns out I had more under there than I though... | 3 | 6 | |
1403137943 | 1403141034 | t3_28icdf | t5_2to41 | 115 | bjackman: TIFU by pulling a hair out of my pubes
I stayed at my girlfriend's family's house. In the morning, I went to pee. As I released my torrent I noticed one of my GF's long hairs tangled in my groin jungle. Hairy men will know that this is a common occurrence. Without a thought I pulled it out. Unfortunately this... | 3 | 38.333333 | |
1403139722 | 1403201752 | t3_28iewp | t5_2to41 | 103 | username_009: TIFU by letting a drunk "friend" crash at my house after the bar
I say "friend" because I just met the guy. I have a tendency to be very trustworthy, and I also have a tendency to drink pretty hard on Friday nights. It is the weekend after all!
So this night starts out by me having a few beers at my pl... | 3 | 34.333333 | |
1403143141 | 1403146588 | t3_28ijy5 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing a condom NSFW
This happened a couple hours ago. I've been having an thing with this girl that I used to go to school with, I'm 17, she's 16. So, she comes to my house and we hang for a bit, then things started to heat up. we start making out and touching, and then it escalated to sex. I w... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1403142610 | 1403176277 | t3_28ij54 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Throwmeaweighh: Tifu by leaving my sex toy in the shower
Just as the title reads... I smoked a bowl and had a release in the shower.. I'm a male with a flesh lite bought from Amazon. Just recently moved back with my parents. My dad is currently in the shower and I'm not sure how to approach this.
TheDyingEconomy_: UPDA... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1403143120 | 1403147933 | t3_28ijws | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU (and many other days) by misinterpetating the name of this subreddit
Yeah.. this is gonna sound weird..
I've seen posts from this place reach /r/all for quite some time now, and the acronym of it is something that I haven't been familiar with myself (not a native English speaker, if that helps). "TIFU ... | 3 | 1 | |
1403145807 | 1403148772 | t3_28inxu | t5_2to41 | 20 | nooberino123: TIFU by masterbating in my backyard..
So, It was in the morning at my grandparents house, and I woke up with the hardest erection I've had in awhile... Putting my pants on and just deciding to ignore the fact that I had a boner, I went out for a smoke in my backyard, when suddenly.. I couldn't hold it in.... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1403146891 | 1403197761 | t3_28ipf6 | t5_2to41 | 33 | stellarsatellite: TIFU by depressing an old man on his birthday
One of our regulars, a little old man in his eighties, came for his regular early morning swim today. I usually ask him what his plans for the day are once he hops out of the pool, and usually he's very cheery ("I'm going to finish planting my vegetable ga... | 3 | 11 | |
1403143771 | 1403214641 | t3_28ikyk | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU By texting a random number
I'm suppose to be studying for exams right now, but I just found this subreddit, and I thought I'd share a story that happened to me when I was 14. (This happened a long time ago, but I thought it was appropriate for a TIFU)
So anyways, a few years back, I had my first cell p... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1403148659 | 1403280305 | t3_28is0a | t5_2to41 | 10 | tenXten: TIFU by starting to cook and eat right
So, I've started to really get into this whole Keto thing (thanks Reddit) blah, blah...you know the deal.
Well...last night I cooked some nice oily black pepper chicken and some steamed buttered broccoli--my favorite--then a bit of avocado before it went bad.
Good times... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1403151115 | 1403156268 | t3_28ivdj | t5_2to41 | 7 | spockywocky: TIFU by losing my phone
I'm not a gym rat by any means, but I like to work out. It was getting late, but I hadn't worked out in a while so I decided to head over to the gym around nine. Everything was going well and I hopped onto the treadmill to get the blood pumping before I started hitting the machines.... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1403151522 | 1403204339 | t3_28ivv5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | mariustituss: TIFU at work by installing windows 8
I recently installed windows 8 on my computer and looked around all the new features; I logged into facebook using the facebook app, installed the e-mail app, and just generally messed around with the new OS. I decided I didn't like the full screen apps so I decided no... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1403150410 | 1403156208 | t3_28iue2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | sebbasttian: TIFU breaking reddit
This submission should be being made by /u/Deimorz after the reception of [the last change on reddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/28hjga/reddit_changes_individual_updown_vote_counts_no/).
[This is a survey where you can express about this](https://docs.google.com/fo... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1403140887 | 1403174510 | t3_28igjg | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheLuca: TIFU by submerging my phone
Ok, so I was in the bath texting my friend, and I put my phone down to change the water temperature. I hit my knee on the side of the tub and, recoiling in pain, fell back. What I didn't know was that I had knocked my phone into the bath water. I realized after about 2 seconds and d... | 3 | 1 | |
1403152484 | 1404131097 | t3_28ix3e | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving myself erectile dysfunction
So I got this brilliant idea the other day to add an inch to my dick. Now I'm about 7 inches long but I wanted to be 8 so I looked up a routine which has you pull your dick in 5 different directions while performing kegels. I had never performed a kegel before in ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1403153041 | 1403241828 | t3_28ixsl | t5_2to41 | 5 | Helinickel: TIFU by leaving the window open...
TIFU So about 20mins ago me and the wife finished a pretty intense round of love making. Now I have to give you a little info on my wife, she's very loud and usually the people that live upstairs are home so she tries to keep it down but they are gone for the night:) so sh... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1403153197 | 1403156669 | t3_28ixzo | t5_2to41 | 13 | Sam_MMA: TIFU by eating too many peanut butter cups.
School ended on Monday, so I figured I would take a few relaxation days. Today I sat around in my parents' room (their bed is so much comfier than mine) and watched Netflix on their TV eating peanut butter cups. Day well spent. I went around the rest of my day normal... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1403155427 | 1403232630 | t3_28j0pb | t5_2to41 | 5,377 | MrBananaHump: TIFU by not masturbating (NSFW)
Its technically Thursday now where I live, but it did happen a couple of hours ago. Anyways, I recently discovered the subreddit /r/nofap . I read many of their success stories on not fapping and becoming more confident around women. I guess this happens because testosteron... | 12 | 448.083333 | |
1403157418 | 1403158109 | t3_28j2v2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | supreme_dolan: TIFU by showing a summer camp class an dick on my iphone.
As i was getting ready to start my work in this summer camp with java and all that coding shit i took my iphone out to listen to one of my favorite bands "Death Grips" so i picked an album and listened away. I stretched my hands in the air for a g... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1403161774 | 1403164603 | t3_28j71x | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring the shit out of my GF
To start out I am a good actor, I want to be an actor, and I am the palest kid in my school with a very crooked smile. This is why I always get the parts in shows as the villain, giving me lots of experience with acting deranged. My girlfriend and I had a joke during the... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1403163657 | 1403280271 | t3_28j8po | t5_2to41 | 28 | DispencerW: TIFU by improperly reacting to my friend's coming out
I've known this friend in particular for about seven years, we drifted a part a little bit over the time but we've always kept in touch through some means. He came over yesterday to hang out, drink, play video games, and be a general nuisance, the norm f... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1403168747 | 1403198067 | t3_28jd0e | t5_2to41 | 90 | mypenishurtsbad: TIFU by getting a blowjob NSFW
It was a usual day. Playing games and watching TV with my girl, then we get horny and she wants to suck my dick.
It was going pretty normal until I couldn't cum. Something was up and I didn't know why it took so long, but everything seemed fine. As she was done she saw ... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1403163666 | 1403191192 | t3_28j8pz | t5_2to41 | 5 | ARKB1rd44: TIFU by being impatient and not letting my phone connect to wifi.
Not much to it I suppose. With my jailbroken iPhone I have the ability to connect to wifi using command center. It normally takes a few seconds before switching over to wifi. Load up YouTube and watch a 3 minute video. After watching a that vi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1403170314 | 1403170620 | t3_28jeau | t5_2to41 | 5 | ieatfetuses: TIFU by losing my virginity to a fat girl
I recently broke up with a girl I was in a short relationship with. As a horny young male, I decided to look for more girls to talk to. I used a dating app to connect with girls near me. I found a girl who lived in my neighborhood and talked to her for a few days t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1403168196 | 1403181401 | t3_28jcjh | t5_2to41 | 15 | AWildPlotTwistApperd: TIFU by playing music at a party and setting my bag too far away, Reddit.
The backstory: I play in a small, for-fun band with my friends called "Destiny's Embrace," a nod to a great KH fanfic I read. There was a party today and the host "recruited" us to play today. Thinking it was a great way t... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1403171293 | 1403201803 | t3_28jf1p | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping my girlfriend wax.
So my girlfriend came to visit me after 6 weeks (we do long-distance). We had dinner, caught up with a few shows and it was time to sleep. Now this is where she goes on to tell me how she needs to go to the beauty salon to get her eyebrows done.
To which, my stupid response... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1403165660 | 1403197625 | t3_28jagx | t5_2to41 | 8 | tacomalvado: TIFU by stubbing my toe
Fuck throwaways, I have no shame! I would also like to apologize in advance for any potential formatting issues, I'm on mobile and will fix them tomorrow.
It all started when I decided to bake bread last night at 2am like an idiot. When I woke up, I was quite groggy and bumping int... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1403173941 | 1403267958 | t3_28jh8x | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boyfriend I talked with my ex
I work in a crisis center and people with problems call up here. One of those calls was from my ex-boyfriend. We never talk, we never contact each other, we don't even have our cell phone numbers, but somehow he managed to contact me at work. He said he needed... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1403175850 | 1403176689 | t3_28jj03 | t5_2to41 | 4 | bacon_cake: TIFU by deleting an important file right before my week off
So I didn't shit on my father in laws head, or get trapped inside an anus like most good stories here, but I did ruin the start of my holiday, and here's how:
I work for a small retail business with about 8 employees and while I practically run th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1403177895 | 1403237076 | t3_28jky7 | t5_2to41 | 69 | kinda_alone: [Meta] A shitty compromise
First of all, congrats everyone. We just passed 500,000 subscribers!
Secondly, the two week temporary ban on self-defecation posts is over. When the rules were implemented, we talked about the possibility of having a discussion and then a vote on what to do about the genre. Unf... | 7 | 9.857143 | |
1403182985 | 1403197411 | t3_28jqcz | t5_2to41 | 4 | Agracho: TIFU by putting Kefir instead of Milk
I was making some strawberries with milk,just removing the leaves washing etc.
Then i filled the bowl with milk... that's what i thought,until i saw that the milk looked expired,but it didn't really bother. I only had kefir by that time and never remembered...
*the worst ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1403182063 | 1403284902 | t3_28jpb0 | t5_2to41 | 229 | KindaOfficial: TIFU by streaming porn on the TV while my parents were watching
Well i don't know how but this is the second time in a month i fucked up so bad i feel the urge to write a tifu post.. I don't know how i reached so far in life with all the stupid mistakes I do. Anyway Ill give you some background before i ... | 9 | 25.444444 | |
1403182945 | 1403280788 | t3_28jqbd | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by recognizing my phlebotomist at the Dr's Office
So I grew up in this city. I get that I'm going to run into people I know from time to time. But this was just weird...seriously weird. This city has over 1.3 million people so why do I keep running into the most random people from my past?
TIFU by reco... | 3 | 2 | |
1403184109 | 1403219441 | t3_28jrv2 | t5_2to41 | 87 | ClassyTurkey: TIFU By sharing my Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape with my friend...
So many of you may know the outcome of this story just by reading the title.
**Backstory**
>Yesterday, I decided to while at my local gas station to pick up some gum. I had a nostalgia moment and picked up some Bubble Tape gum. Oh the joy...... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1403183936 | 1403187953 | t3_28jrni | t5_2to41 | 8 | babyjesuz: TIFU By being creepy as f*ck at the gym
Here's how it is, Here's how it's supposed to be. I'm a virgin, I'm eighteen, I'm fit, I'm ready, I'm rock hard, pitching a tent, you know how the going goes. Once you take the leap of faith, once you start walking up to her, it's go time. Act like a bro, feel like a b... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1403182565 | 1403201690 | t3_28jpw7 | t5_2to41 | 99 | FireTigerThrowdown: TIFU by reading TIFU at work
So it's lunchtime, and I've taken my lunch a little later. I'm eating away and browsing TIFU on my computer, since we're allowed to browse the internet during lunch hours. Then my boss walks by, says I'm reading 'absolute filth' and vows to talk to me later.
EDIT: I ou... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1403187652 | 1403202661 | t3_28jwu1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | nachocheeselov3r: TIFU by asking my bf to call me
So the bf is going to EDCLV this weekend with his older brother and friends. I told him to go ahead and have a great time but preferably do not forget my existence. I then requested that we try speak on the phone once a day to verify that he's still alive.
SILENCE
He... | 7 | 1 | |
1403187271 | 1403189030 | t3_28jw9k | t5_2to41 | 2 | yogiscott: TIFU By Watching the Movie, Blade Runner
After dinner, I decided to retire to the bedroom and watch something on the Roku while relaxing before bedtime. I logged into Amazon Prime and checked out the recently added movies. There it was Blade Runner. Holy shit! How did I miss a Blade Runner Remake? I selected... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1403188435 | 1403189866 | t3_28jy08 | t5_2to41 | 8 | MispelledMagic: TIFU by leaving my neighbors' hose on overnight.
So my neighbors recently went on a vacation for a week and asked me to water their plants and just maintain the outside of the house for them. One of these chores included turning on the hose to let it run so that their backyard fountain would maintain en... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1403189472 | 1403300407 | t3_28jzlt | t5_2to41 | 17 | mrboomx: TIFU by not checking over my physics exam.
Okay, I'm really pissed off at myself right now, but i need to vent this out. So, here in Canada this is exam time for people in high school. I am in the 12th grade and such my exams are very important in order to obtain scholarships to universities, or even get accep... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1403190768 | 1403191806 | t3_28k1oy | t5_2to41 | 17 | Imokthanksforasking: TIFU by giving my best friend's ex a blow job. Then I told her about it.
I gave my best friend's ex a blow job. And then told her about it.
So my best friend and I have been very close for nearly 5 years now. We the same school (boarding school with roughly 50 kids in 3 grades), but she went back ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1403192243 | 1403202209 | t3_28k47q | t5_2to41 | 12 | imactuallyanasshole: TIFU by snuggling with a close friend in front of my ex.
There isn't anything super raunchy, funny, or spectacular about my fuck up, but I wanted to share it to get it off my chest cause wow do I feel awful.
So basically I was dating someone in our friend group for 3 years but we broke up when I ... | 6 | 2 | |
1403192719 | 1403229780 | t3_28k4zu | t5_2to41 | 90 | TupacTuesdays: TIFU by being honest with my employers
Last night I was examining my pay stubs when I noticed overtime pay for 8 hours. I was confused as to what day that had occurred. I asked HR. They did some digging. Turns out it was a clerical error.
They'll be taking the money out of my next check.
I am not a s... | 6 | 15 | |
1403193514 | 1403196047 | t3_28k6dj | t5_2to41 | 5 | Scarecrow_517: TIFU by thinking people cared about me
So some backstory, I started falling for this girl I had been seeing since college. We had been sorta been exclusive but nothing official, this is where my nightmare begins. Relationship Limbo is fucked up and I dont know if anybody out there understands this but sh... | 5 | 1 | |
1403192553 | 1403226939 | t3_28k4r2 | t5_2to41 | 1,107 | [deleted]: TIFU [NSFW]- a story of the time I spilled my cum bucket all over the rug
(note: mature content, not sure if NSFW is warranted)...
This is a true story from when I was either just barely a pre-teen or very early teen. I had been enjoying my masturbation routine quite often and after exploring a variety of ... | 9 | 123 | |
1403180700 | 1403393206 | t3_28jnsz | t5_2to41 | 26 | kaythxbai: TIFU by almost killing someone at work and potentially giving the company a very bad name
**Background:** I work in the food and beverage side of a company that owns all of the major venues in my city, and we host concerts and dinners in our indoor arena and sports events in the outdoor stadium. The food pu... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1403194273 | 1403204643 | t3_28k7me | t5_2to41 | 117 | iwantanotherlife: TIFU by borrowing my buddy's Porsche...
Happened yesterday but for reasons to be seen below I didn't get time to post.
So I'm just a senior in high school and prom was just recently held at our school. I have an older friend who has a Porsche Boxter, and he lets me borrow it to go on dates and stuff ... | 3 | 39 | |
1403195638 | 1403270846 | t3_28k9xp | t5_2to41 | 164 | throwawayifuggedup: TIFU by having sex with my FWB's sister
Technically Last Night I Fucked Up, but anyway. To provide a little background, I have been in a FWB type relationship (or so I thought, but more on that later) with this girl, who I will refer to as A from now on, for almost 3 weeks. It was perfect, because w... | 9 | 18.222222 | |
1403196663 | 1403242857 | t3_28kbom | t5_2to41 | 224 | arabaanyimba: TIFU by flashing my teacher
OK the house next door has been empty for a while until new people moved in the night before. I had not got a chance to meet them. Because the houe had been empty for so long, I had gotten in to the bad habit of walking round my room naked after a shower whilst the curtains are... | 8 | 28 | |
1403196695 | 1403198555 | t3_28kbr9 | t5_2to41 | 26 | GenericThrowaway795: TIFU by sending my ex a dick pic
So while trying to be all sexy with my current girlfriend I accidentally tapped on the wrong name in my phone and sent my ex a picture of my raging erection with the caption "Good Morning Wood"
mythrowawayresponse: ... and your exes reply is <drum roll>
Generi... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1403199289 | 1403201661 | t3_28kgqe | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing without considering what was on my hands.
So my boyfriend and I were allowed the special occasion of having the house to ourselves for the weekend and decided to cook our favourite meals for dinner. To start, chilli squid. To begin with, you have to chop plenty of chillies and after I had the ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1403200840 | 1403211471 | t3_28kjfd | t5_2to41 | 2 | DownvoteAttractor: TIFU by not checking for toilet paper
This technically happened yesterday. I had been eating leftover burritos for a couple of days and the shits were coming on pretty bad. So I went to the bathroom to release what was truly a massive dump. I undid my belt quickly, pulled down my boxers and sat down ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1403201411 | 1403214378 | t3_28kkgl | t5_2to41 | 12 | Not_such_a_lucky_duc: TIFU by peeing without considering what was on my hands.
So my boyfriend and I were granted the special occasion of having the house to ourselves for the weekend and we decided to cook our favourite dinner. Chilli squid. To start, you have to chop plenty of chillies and suddenly I had the urge to ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1403200020 | 1403204206 | t3_28khzf | t5_2to41 | 3 | waltza: TIFU by missing a week of the start of college
Orientation? Missed. Classes? Missed. I'm so fucked up right now thinking of the money wasted. First time on college is not going good for me.
trireme32: How did you manage that?
waltza: I'm out of the loop. Never did I noticed that they moved the schedule to a mor... | 3 | 1 | |
1403196929 | 1403221596 | t3_28kc6m | t5_2to41 | 40 | meebscheese: TIFU by chewing gum in the shower. Kinda nsfw.
Today, I woke up kind of grumpy and sour, so I popped in some nicotine gum (I'm in the process of quitting smoking.) And decided to start the shower. I'm at the point with the gum that I forget sometimes I have it parked between my cheek and gum line, so the w... | 5 | 8 | |
1403202842 | 1403265463 | t3_28kn56 | t5_2to41 | 90 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating vegemite
For those who aren't familiar, Vegemite is an Australian spread you put on your bread, some people think it tastes awful but I like it, and I like to put a lot on my bread until the surface is black.
So about an hour ago, I was hungry, so I decided I would walk into the kitchen and m... | 5 | 18 | |
1403194234 | 1403229449 | t3_28k7k5 | t5_2to41 | 24 | The_6th_Account: tifu by calling an older lady a murderer
An old lady at work was talking about her sick bird and how she didn't know what to do with it. She couldn't afford to take it to the vet and I guess the bird was so sick that she felt it was better to take it out of its misery than to keep it alive and have the... | 3 | 8 | |
1403179680 | 1403285427 | t3_28jmqg | t5_2to41 | 3 | izi666: TIFU by getting cought by police and parents while smoking some
So it happened a few months ago.
After school we went for some coffee with schoolmates. They don't smoke weed but I do and they don't have any problem with it. So we drove to the parking lot with three of us in the car and I thought it would be a g... | 3 | 1 | |
1403202849 | 1403287845 | t3_28kn5d | t5_2to41 | 7 | dryrubbill: TIFU by having a deficient digestive track
Last night, I went out to the bar. Nothing special, just about ten rounds of beer, half a platter of pulled pork nachos, and a brisket sandwich with mac n’ cheese for my entrée. Didn’t think too much of it at the time.
Anyways, this proved to be a recipe for dis... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1403203460 | 1403236489 | t3_28koc3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a dump
Today I fucked up by droppin a deuce. It all started last night. I had gone to my parents house for dinner. We had moms specialty, spaghetti and meatballs. It doesn't sound too special until you have a taste of this heavenly dish. It's got spices and vegetables delicately combined i... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1403205531 | 1403211393 | t3_28ks2w | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheMegaBenson: TIFU by asking for toilet paper.
I walked into a bathroom and heard this weird noise coming from the stall next to the one I was entering. It was kind of like a small popping noise.
Anyhow, I sit down to take the browns to the superb owl. I pinch a couple of loaves and realize that there is no toilet pa... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1403204688 | 1403209688 | t3_28kqic | t5_2to41 | 10 | Tebore: TIFU by continuing my diet
Background: So this week I started a new diet, I've been overweight pretty much all of my entire (albeit young) life. It was time to make a change. The diet pretty much works on a two week rota, so every two weeks I start the routine again.
It al started really well with a tasty chic... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1403206159 | 1403216652 | t3_28kt8k | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU: by trying to pee too hard
I'm sure a lot of you have read the TIFU by peeing to hard thread. I, personally, though it was hilarious and decided today to try and pee too hard and make myself pass out while a couple of friends were in the bathroom. It would make for a funny joke. So anyways, here I am... | 3 | 0 | |
1403205533 | 1403296841 | t3_28ks31 | t5_2to41 | 6 | speaks_frankly: TIFU by telling my friend how much money I have
I have a nice car but its a little older and we were just chatting up about getting a replacement. While we were looking at some cars online, my friend, referred to as Kim, jokes that I should buy a super expensive car and how much exorbitant the monthly p... | 3 | 2 | |
1403206586 | 1403366898 | t3_28ktz5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by borrowing my friends camera
So this happened like the day before yesterday. It was a nice tuesday and it was my highschool class 5-year reunion. Before going there I remembered I needed a camera, but my memory card was full so I called up my buddy, whose camera I had borrowed many times. I asked him ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1403208517 | 1403305972 | t3_28kxbg | t5_2to41 | 1,154 | tifuthrowey: TIFU by being honest with a potential employer at a bar about why I won't be taking shift drinks.
Ok, it's a little more complicated than that. I was offered a job running sound at an amazing historic blues bar in my hometown. The guy offering me the job is a good long time friend.
He was explaining to me... | 9 | 128.222222 | |
1403205495 | 1403230385 | t3_28ks0k | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by paying at Walmart
Today my friend and I drove across town to get some more USA paraphernalia at Walmart, because one we **love this God damn country**, and two need to be prepared for Sundays game.
After shopping around for a bit we decided we had found what we needed and that is when we proceed to... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1403208554 | 1403219300 | t3_28kxd6 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Nomichan: TIFU by going to the laundromat
A couple nights ago, I collected all my dirty clothes and booked it to the laundromat around 10:45 at night. They close at midnight so I got there with just barely enough time to wash, dry and fold all my stuff. After loading the washing machine and settling in for a bit, I got... | 3 | 11 | |
1403209805 | 1403238126 | t3_28kzht | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering another fleshlight
For those who don't know about my last encounter http://redd.it/2226g1.
Today I thought I had learned. I thought I had honestly learned from the last time. But I didn't and I probably never will. I am writing this with a trashcan near my couch.
Today was the day that I w... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1403210713 | 1403235943 | t3_28l135 | t5_2to41 | 1 | pirateshade: TIFU by cutting and handling jalapenos
Then later rubbing my eyelids and picking my nose. Currently typing this with one eye closed. ;o
Coopr2010: I have to ask, you did know this...right, but forgot. Aaaand picking your nose is gross- you deserved that. Sorry, little or no sympathy for nose-pickers.
pira... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1403195167 | 1403234986 | t3_28k94x | t5_2to41 | 5 | ecclectic: TIFU by not using the crane.
I build custom machines at my shop, yesterday I was given plans for a shop press, the material to be used was 3x6 3/8th wall hollow steel, weighs in about 19.82 lbs/foot. I had 3 sticks on the floor, I had already cut through 2, and had put a 6' offcut on the floor next to the f... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1403211877 | 1403422628 | t3_28l34h | t5_2to41 | 4 | ilikemelonsmuch: TIFU by accidentally washing my cat in the dishwasher
Ok. Here's some background: I have a very very small cat who often sneaks around the house and i don't even bother to search for her. Somewhere around 3PM, my mom calls me (i am alone at home this week) and tells me to wash the dishes. As i'm very l... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1403212156 | 1650672210 | t3_28l3ll | t5_2to41 | 37 | wub-wub-wub: TIFU by drinking a 20 oz. Red Bull first thing in the morning on an empty stomach aaaand now I'm in the hospital!
This was actually yesterday but I couldn't post from the hospital.
I do IT work for a very large entertainment company, they signed me up for online training to get certified for VMware vSpher... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1403211407 | 1403236453 | t3_28l2ai | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a bath full of centipedes.
I was in a rush to get ready for work, and I didn't bother inspecting the tub before I turned on the water and ran to another room for a minute. Came back, shut the water off, and after a few minutes of being in the tub i noticed something floating out of the corner ... | 9 | 4.444444 | |
1403212694 | 1403226493 | t3_28l4kp | t5_2to41 | 336 | Meowalicious: TIFU: By Leaving My REDDIT Account Open at Work
crustyoreo: Lol
[deleted]: lol
degeneratesaint: lol
RandomPrecision1: lol
Nyx_Shadow: lol
turkeyfox: It just looks like a drowning stick figure now.
IkonikK: lol
| 8 | 42 | |
1403216119 | 1403218550 | t3_28la96 | t5_2to41 | 7 | tlk666: TIFU
I should have remembered....
Well we all jack off not lying I was going to watch some and well...
I forgot I have a option to make sure the noise only comes in the earphones fuckk... I checked it wasn't done...
I know that my neighbors can hear mabey I just they didn't....
Thins wall but hopefully it does... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1403219794 | 1403230888 | t3_28lfz0 | t5_2to41 | 29 | TIFUThrowaway619: TIFU by sending a dick video to the wrong girl.
Just like the title says. I met a girl on Tinder. Was chatting with her. Another girl wanted videos/pics of my dick... And I sent it in the wrong thread.
She hasn't responded and it has been 8 minutes. I don't know that I will ever post a follow up (un... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1403221280 | 1403324153 | t3_28li5w | t5_2to41 | 808 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my boyfriend's mom walk in on me blowing her son
As I was going down on my boyfriend in his basement, whilst porn was loudly playing on the laptop next to us, the worst happened. A door opens as we scramble half naked to get dressed and look presentable. My boyfriend's mother is making her way... | 10 | 80.8 | |
1403221827 | 1403285817 | t3_28lj0b | t5_2to41 | 6,133 | mtashed: TIFU: By "meatspinning" my mom.
My girlfriend was over for a few days, and unfortunately I live with my parents while I attend University.
We have a goofy relationship..and more often than not I am doing something awkward or crazy to get a laugh out of her.
She left the room without saying much and I assumed... | 11 | 557.545455 | |
1403222550 | 1403234484 | t3_28lk1i | t5_2to41 | 43 | TorchInThroat: TIFU by walking up the stairs with salsa dip and a torch in my mouth at 3am.
This happened about 45 minutes ago. I'm currently Redditing from hospital.
So, it's a quiet summers night for a lonely teen, and I casually decide to begin watching a movie at 3am. I decided to grab some snacks for the movie, ... | 12 | 3.583333 | |
1403223441 | 1403231100 | t3_28llc9 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a Klondike bar to my son and his girlfriend.
zigzaggeezus: Op never stated if they were male or female in this post. So not sure of the relevance of that fact
fealtsos: Look at the post someone else linked to in the comments. It's the same story from the girlfriend's perspective. The girlfrie... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1403228384 | 1403230443 | t3_28lslt | t5_2to41 | 7 | perraph: TIFU by shaving my balls with an electric razor
I wanted to get a couple hairs that I missed shaving but I didn't feel like opening a new pack of razors (threw away my last razor earlier) so I reached for the electric razor. First time with an electric razor, works on my face why would it hurt my balls I figur... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1403228553 | 1403304462 | t3_28lsv3 | t5_2to41 | 175 | lookatthisthrowaway3: TIFU by having a cum spot
This actually unfolded over the entirety of my teenage years. I should probably use a throwaway but since this account started as such, I guess I will stick with it.
I experienced the joy of jizzin' when I was ten. It was glorious. But I couldn't get off by normal means,... | 17 | 10.294118 | |
1403228816 | 1403299217 | t3_28lt87 | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by "liking" a porn video
Last night I was browsing the eternal depths of boobies and future mommys and without noticing I clicked the handy dandy thumbs up symbol when I was trying to start the video.
I only found out this afternoon because EVERYBODY was talking about it at school today. And my parents ... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1403229330 | 1403307279 | t3_28ltz2 | t5_2to41 | 206 | titsmckee: TIFU by having sex NSFW
Ok so this wasn't today but pretty recent.
So i'm an 18 year old male who recently have a friends with benefits going on with a girl. This had been going on for a while now and we were... how should i say it ? 'getting it on' almost every day for the past couple weeks.
She asked me t... | 7 | 29.428571 | |
1403229438 | 1403274039 | t3_28lu4d | t5_2to41 | 9 | alchupanebrae: TIFU by losing my financial aid.
I went to college right after high school, like a lot of people. And, like a lot of people, I switched majors a couple of times, racked up a lot of credit hours, but didn't actually get a degree. So, fast forward to 10 years later present day. I just completed by thir... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1403230109 | 1403232432 | t3_28lv4w | t5_2to41 | 3 | ibringtampons: TIFU by sharing an experience from dinner the night before with a friend.
I was in my home room at school, it was before teaching started and everyone is being pretty loud so I'm basically screaming to talk to a friend two feet away from me. I told him that I was at dinner the night before and overheard ... | 3 | 1 | |
1403230433 | 1403231530 | t3_28lvlo | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting in a fight with my older brother
Just to clarify, I don't live with my family.
I had just gotten home from walking my giant dog (Mastiff), and I walked into my living room expecting to play some PSVita to relax. I noticed my brother had unplugged something of mine, and I asked him why he did... | 4 | 2 | |
1403232653 | 1403247132 | t3_28lyp5 | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeing another $1000 escort
I'm on my phone in a Starbucks, she's an hour late. I'm reconsidering my life choices up to this point lol. Should I bounce? I'm starving too, I'm gonna get two mcgangbangs and eat them alone in my car after. Oh and my dick is pretty numb, not sure I'm gonna feel much
... | 8 | 6.875 | |
1403224737 | 1403240215 | t3_28lnat | t5_2to41 | 13 | DaddyItHurts6969: TIFU by hitting my head on the shower because a spider, then throwing up.
So yesterday I was taking a pee in my bathroom and when I went to wash my hands, there was this spider it was maybe an inch long, but its was scary as hell, so being the man I am I didn't kill but just left it there. All alon... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1403233129 | 1403236423 | t3_28lzd1 | t5_2to41 | 22 | nomorevaginashaves: TIFU by shaving my vagina
This actually happened about a month ago, but it is affecting me now. I did my normal shower routine and shaved down there because I hate having hair. All seemed fine, but a couple of days later I realized I had an ingrown hair. I left it alone, but it was right on the unde... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1403233932 | 1403241611 | t3_28m0hp | t5_2to41 | 18 | gobthrowawaybluth: TIFU by apparently thinking all black people look alike
Jesus....my back is still arched from cringing. So, long story short, I've been going to an auto shop recently due to some ongoing issues with my car. The first time I went there the employee who took care of me was this super friendly and dow... | 3 | 6 | |
1403233566 | 1403236957 | t3_28lzy7 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my professor my nudes
So this actually happened a couple months ago before I graduated. One day in class my technocologically apt professor requested that we all make google plus accounts in order to be able to group video message him for future assignments. I've had him for several classes, ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1403228519 | 1403254103 | t3_28lst9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | HighCrawler: TIFU by drinking spoiled juice.
So, I have been preparing for an exam for about a week and I bought a packing case with 6 cases 1 litre each 100% orange juice. So everyday I get one case and drink it pritty much all. After few days I opened the fifth one but did not end up drinking it all up and me being a... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1403232700 | 1403239033 | t3_28lyra | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching a sex documentary with my parents in the room.
So I was on AskReddit and I came across [this documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPsAycQcto). I don't know what I was thinking, but I wanted to see what it looked like from inside the vagina when you had sex. It is at about 45:00 into... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1403234773 | 1403240515 | t3_28m1o9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | ricexzeeb: TIFU by leaving the lube out
My girlfriend lives at home with her parents, and I'm staying with her for a week or two because she lives far away (I'm 22 and she's 21). We usually have a bottle of lube in one of her bedside drawers or whatever but the last time we used it I was feeling lazy and just tossed i... | 3 | 4.666667 |
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