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1403688048 | 1403690923 | t3_291lnj | t5_2to41 | 11 | BrewShack: TIFU by crop dusting the chiro
A month ago or so I had severe back pain and decided to go to a chiropractor. She's mid forties, small, blonde, really cute. I grew up in West Texas and in a way she reminded me of the country girls I grew up around/dating. Anyway, I've been set up on weekly appointments. A... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1403693315 | 1403697821 | t3_291pvc | t5_2to41 | 10 | onepennytoomany: TIFU by ruining a perfectly good friendship.
So uhh, Yeah I fucked up pretty bad, Well not just me, The other person involved helped... Quite a bit.
It all starts one night when we were both on Facebook, We get to chatting and she gets a bit flirty, a few hours later it's a full blown sext session ove... | 11 | 0.909091 | |
1403687527 | 1403700704 | t3_291l98 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk and breaking my grandmother's hip
So I'm pretty lost for words right now. I wish I could give you an awesome story on how this happened, however I can't. All I remember is going out with the guys and having drinks. We had a few shots. Next thing I remember my wife is slapping the eve... | 3 | 5 | |
1403532884 | 1403698814 | t3_28vfz0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Zangdor: TIFU by driving an old pickup at a party
A few days ago actually, a friend and I went to a birthday party organized by the sister of the common friend we have who had his BD. After the second or third beer we drank(so we were still aware of what we were doing), with my said before friend, we went in the backya... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1403708085 | 1403745137 | t3_291ukj | t5_2to41 | 1,138 | AeroGold: http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/passive-aggressive-file-tree.jpg
Semyonov: brb naming my folders this.
But seriously, I just keep everything in a folder called "expense reports.excel" and never had an issue!
Snannybobo: I keep everything in a folder called "Porn". Something bad is bound t... | 14 | 81.285714 | |
1403703721 | 1403717981 | t3_29216h | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU By Repaying My Family Debts
I had fucked up around the age of 14 by getting into the game of stealing stuff from my family, starting off by stealing cash from my sister's purse, and it quickly had escalated to Online Identity Theft from my family. By the time I was 16 (only a year ago), between my famil... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1403703474 | 1403754135 | t3_2920ut | t5_2to41 | 787 | Gaius-JuliusCaesar: TIFU by trying to run across a road whilst a VIP convoy was passing.
So, short background; I work in Brussels so VIP convoys are pretty much an everyday thing. Regardless of how many times you see them you always stop and try and catch a glimpse of whoever it might be in the back of the black SUV. P... | 8 | 98.375 | |
1403701930 | 1403714448 | t3_291yts | t5_2to41 | 255 | MarceloHarad: TIFU by slapping my friend's butt
This happened about 3 years ago, when I was 15. I'm a brazilian male, and in my first year of high school, we had a study trip to "Foz do Iguaçu" . On the second day there, we went on a boat ride near the falls, so everyone was wearing a raincoat, duo to the large amoun... | 7 | 36.428571 | |
1403704381 | 1403706465 | t3_29223k | t5_2to41 | 5 | jbhjk34: TIFU by declaring to my teacher that I am an atheist.
cbpiz: What the HELL is wrong with kids these days? Do you always have to make a damn statement? Just stand up out of respect for the other people and don't participate. That is your legal right. If THAT was the case, you'd have a point. Now you're jus... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1403705181 | 1403715738 | t3_2923aj | t5_2to41 | 281 | kla425: TIFU by offering my wife culinary advice.
Newlywed here who has a wife that can flat out cook. Unfortunately last night she was making some food for some guests. Knowing how much I loved my mom's homemade mac and cheese she asked me to sample a batch of her homemade mac and cheese.......it wasnt very good. When... | 7 | 40.142857 | |
1403705701 | 1403710726 | t3_2923zi | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing a girl I just met
At a technology summer camp(incoming high school senior) at a state university. Got here Sunday, leave tomorrow. Met this girl, let's call her M. Really hit it off, hung out all day, talking and laughing. M and I video chatted that night for a few hours, at the end she said ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1403706013 | 1403716370 | t3_2924gn | t5_2to41 | 12 | Shintsu2: TIFU By throwing away money
So on the dresser in my bedroom I've had a deck of Pokemon cards. I was a kid that got all into the Pokemon thing and had all kinds of stuff when it came out that my parents bought for me. They bought the Pokemon cards for me because it was Pokemon basically, but I didn't know anyt... | 4 | 3 | |
1403705181 | 1403789057 | t3_2923ai | t5_2to41 | 121 | Simmion: TIFU by shutting off the internet connection for my entire school district.
So, this was about 13 years ago (Oh dear, I'm getting old). I took a CISCO (CCNA) networking class at my High School. I was in the second year, and we were learning about switches and such. We had just gone over in class how Cisco swi... | 6 | 20.166667 | |
1403706170 | 1403712438 | t3_2924pe | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting cumin in my oatmeal instead of cinnamon.
It was one of the worst things I have ever tasted. Check the damn label people.
*Edit: These are the exact same containers I have http://imgur.com/a/fkrUd#0
itaniallumunnia: Ew you put cum in your oatmeal?
[deleted]: Yes. I somehow managed to transf... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1403706227 | 1403770837 | t3_2924se | t5_2to41 | 83 | sexsomnia1: TIFU by having sex with my roommate [NSFW]
I have been wondering whether this is a good idea to put on Reddit, since the second main character of this story is also a Redditor, but hey, here we go...:
Little background; I, boy, have been living in this sweet apartment in the center of my town, sharing it wi... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1403702241 | 1403741242 | t3_291z7s | t5_2to41 | 771 | gasp_girl_programmer: TIFU by doing some laundry naked
This happened yesterday evening.
I came home from work and went for a bike ride. It had been brutally hot, so I decided I needed to grab a quick shower before I could cook dinner. I get out of my bike clothes and I'm about to jump in when I realize that was my l... | 13 | 59.307692 | |
1403708551 | 1403720567 | t3_2928k4 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to take a friendship to the next level
This takes place over ~3 years but the most important thing happened a couple of days ago.
If you're looking for a story where I tried to copulate with a friend, you'll be disappointed.
I've been using tumblr since late 2010 before the influx of weirdo ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1403706735 | 1403797589 | t3_2925lm | t5_2to41 | 30 | mooology: TIFU by sleeping in
Today was actually the worst day, and talking about it on the internet might help make it seem a had less shit.
So my day started with me sleeping in, which caused me to get stuck in peak hour traffic which meant I had to drive to a different station to get to my uni exam on time. So I g... | 5 | 6 | |
1403708501 | 1403760376 | t3_2928hn | t5_2to41 | 27 | you_know_whyy: TIFU by brushing my teeth.
Last week I got my wisdom teeth out, however this has caused some problems over the last few days by way of food apparently getting stuck in one socket. This caused great pain and inflammation.
I went back to the dentist today and after cleaning out the socket and packing it f... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1403711215 | 1403718312 | t3_292d0y | t5_2to41 | 261 | [deleted]: TIFU letting my cat in the bathroom while I shower.
So this happened about an hour ago. I was taking my morning shower, and my cat was sitting on the sink like a creeper.
Upon exiting the shower I grabbed my towel and started drying off. I then put the towel around my waist and pushed the Siberian Forrest C... | 5 | 52.2 | |
1403712379 | 1403729615 | t3_292f2x | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By not lubing up
Well technically yesterday but lets move on. My girlfriend and I were getting frisky yesterday afternoon and things progressed to the main show. When inserting my 'member' into her I felt a bit of pain at the tip of my penis but it soon passed and I thought no more of it until later whe... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1403714154 | 1403720268 | t3_292i8p | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my gay roommates toothbrush.
I have never willing swallowed so much listerine in my life.
[deleted]: Why does it matter if he's gay?
[deleted]: who said it was a male?
| 3 | 2 | |
1403712075 | 1403728132 | t3_292ekf | t5_2to41 | 24 | ColinScatt: TIFU by driving the wrong car to work.
Another TIFU post, another story from a day other than today. However, it did happen to be yesterday.
I'm heading out in the morning, and my fiancee has me parked in. I figure, no big deal, I'll take her car. I'm 5 minutes from work (about a 45 minute commute) when my... | 4 | 6 | |
1403709455 | 1403763171 | t3_2929zn | t5_2to41 | 26 | phaedrus1999: TIFU by streaking through my neighborhood
Just registered for reddit like, an hour ago, but thought I'de kick it off by getting stuff off my chest.
So, I live in Florida, and it gets hot during the summer days. HOT. During the night though, it's perfectly fine. So one day (or should I say night) a couple... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1403715570 | 1403784356 | t3_292kqj | t5_2to41 | 938 | ButtersHound: TIFU and made a girl lose her religion
So it's Easter Sunday and my wife, my brother and his girlfriend are all down in the American South (the fried chicken part not the cactus part) visiting my Dad for the holiday break. So of course like all ~~part time~~ good Catholics its time for our bi-annual visi... | 17 | 55.176471 | |
1403713873 | 1403823899 | t3_292hq4 | t5_2to41 | 1,457 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a terrible Powerpoint
This morning, I had to attend a training session at work with a supervisor. The supervisor's presentation included a segment on what kind of reports I should be turning in as work product.
When he opened a Powerpoint example, I laughed because it was so bad I assum... | 17 | 85.705882 | |
1403716093 | 1403729793 | t3_292lqb | t5_2to41 | 46 | quinnfrie: TIFU by delivering a pizza to the wrong house
This was not today. This was about 3 years ago, I was fresh out of school and working as a pizza delivery guy to make some extra cash.
It was a night like any other, I was called to deliver a pizza to what we will call "123 Main Street". Perfect. I get the pizza... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1403716830 | 1403717407 | t3_292n26 | t5_2to41 | -1 | chaoticclare: TIFU by mistaking peppery spray for silly string.
TIFU when I was cleaning my sister's room for her as a favor and found a spray bottle adorned with stickers. It looked really innocent so I assumed it was silly string (My sister had even been telling me she had silly string in her room earlier today.) So,... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1403717112 | 1403721793 | t3_292nmp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting drunk in Seattle and piercing my nipples.
MennyC123: Are you a guy?
[deleted]: Nope. No I'm not.
MennyC123: Then I doubt anyone will care. When guys do it its weird but when girls do it its sexy. Good luck with the bits of metal on your tits.
| 4 | 1 | |
1403717478 | 1403718616 | t3_292obr | t5_2to41 | 27 | SayYesToMeph: TIFU by faking a kidnapping
This was actually a few years ago but ill tell it anyway.
This should actually be a TodayWeFuckedUp but i dont think theres a subreddit for that.
Anyway, one friday night me and a few mates are just driving around, chilling in my mates new car, pulling up at random places and... | 3 | 9 | |
1403712627 | 1403731145 | t3_292fj5 | t5_2to41 | 89 | RageCageRunner: TIFU by forgetting about a chrome extension I had installed
Apparently some time in the past someone sent me a link to a Chrome extension called [cloud2butt](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cloud-to-butt-plus/apmlngnhgbnjpajelfkmabhkfapgnoai?hl=en) that changes all instances of "the cloud" to ... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1403718241 | 1403719174 | t3_292pqy | t5_2to41 | 19 | tkdkidjm1: TIFU by engaging in oral relations with my mates little siste (NSFW)
First let me start by saying she was 18 (in her first year of college). I was 21 at the time (finishing college).
This was years ago but i only just found out about TIFU
We were on break and at another friends house for a party. Every... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1403720604 | 1403740246 | t3_292u3p | t5_2to41 | 17 | sittinginatincan420: TIFU by not asking if they wanted to split their bill
I am a waitress at a resteraunt and the otherday i took a table of 15 people. Their bill was around $160. I suppose i fucked up by not asking if they wanted their check split before i had taken their order. One man said he wanted his bill for hi... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1403720270 | 1403726268 | t3_292thn | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my grandma's coworkers that I have a big cock
My grandmother got me a job with her working for a company that converts text documents onto microfilm to be preserved. So in my work area, it's my grandmother, six of her worker friends (all ages 55+), and me. My specific job is to cart boxes of ... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1403721680 | 1403844430 | t3_292w5f | t5_2to41 | 13 | NipsMcGips: TIFU by showing my husband Dan Bilzerian
I shared a link with my hubs about Dan Bilzerian. Needless to say, he has been doing god awful impersonations of him the past 48 hours. He walks around and acts like a douchbag, demands that I jump up and down holding our AK in a bikini, and insists on having a scotc... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1403723873 | 1403828105 | t3_29307c | t5_2to41 | 30 | Athiest_Jesus: TIFU by Getting A Random Erection Whilst Fishing
I'm currently on vacation in South Carolina with my family. Ever since I was little my family has rented out a condo in Hilton Head that backs up to the ocean. With the ocean being so accessible my father and I traditionally spent a lot of time fishing, an... | 5 | 6 | |
1403726207 | 1403733772 | t3_2934ic | t5_2to41 | 1 | TheUnmasturbator: TIFU by cumming on an inspector...
Well it all starts with a morning wood, i woke up with a rock hard boner, and i had to go to work, i had no time to fap it off, so i just took it with me to work, trying to calm it down while i was in the office....but it just didn't go, so i decided to fap under the... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1403717718 | 1403961021 | t3_292osl | t5_2to41 | 33 | Spadie: TIFU by giving my mother a backpack containing a knife to use as a carry-on
This actually happened a few years back. Little bit of back story first.
I am a bit of a knife collector. Not any crazy fantasy blades or anything, I am partial to folding knives (particularly Benchmade knives) and the like. I found ou... | 9 | 3.666667 | |
1403728542 | 1403749109 | t3_2938s7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | superpencil: TIFU by congratulating a friend on his miscarriage :(
Oh god, this happened about 20 minutes ago and man do I feel like such an asshole.
Ok so a friend and I were joking about his lack of a sex life with his gf... you know. The usual.. "Dude you can die from that. ARE YOU CRAZY. Have you even had sex befo... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1403728535 | 1403796675 | t3_2938rs | t5_2to41 | 4 | stewpend0us: TIFU by telling an amputee he was missing something
This happened about a month ago.
It was one of the first hot days of the year, so my girlfriend and I decided to take our dog on a hike in the park where there is a nice river for her to play in. This park is pretty popular among mountain bikers, and we ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1403728401 | 1403779552 | t3_2938im | t5_2to41 | 779 | cangarejos: TIFU by publicly accepting a blowjob [NSFW]
First of all, I'd like to apologize in advance for my english. I'll try my best but I'm pretty sure there are going to be lots of mistakes.
This didn't happen today, but I decided to write about it because I bumped into someone that witnessed my TIFU 16 years ag... | 12 | 64.916667 | |
1403730004 | 1403732504 | t3_293bgq | t5_2to41 | 7 | extraperson1988: TIFU by jacking off in the bathroom
DETRITUS_TROLL: Your personal penny in the door.
AeroGold: [Reference](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yeb6U-Uxz4) for non-Scrubs fans.
Also, in a later season of the show, there's [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzFFMQU4sMM)
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1403732804 | 1403733637 | t3_293gfi | t5_2to41 | 4 | MtnMaiden: TIFU by having the wrong name
So I use a stage name in my business and a client sent me a cashier check for me to use for a photoshoot he wanted me to do. Check was made out to my stage name instead of my real name.
I burnt the cashiers check thinking the bank can re issue one like a regular check.
Th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1403732004 | 1403734992 | t3_293f0u | t5_2to41 | 11 | FapFreeTod: TIFU by not knowing the difference in price between eat-in and take-away.
So me and my mate decided to have a good eat out at a Turkish restaurant which was about an hour and a half from home, we both had 10 pound each. We go inside and look up at the menu on the wall, so we began to select what we wanted, ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1403734031 | 1403745614 | t3_293iib | t5_2to41 | 9 | sweetpea122: TIFU and now my house smells like cheap cocaine
So as the title suggests, my house smells like cheap college blow. The kind you get from "that guy" at a bar or a party. He's not a real dealer and cuts his crappy coke with baking soda. We all know someone like him. he likes to be the "cool guy" with a crapp... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1403733870 | 1403734147 | t3_293i7z | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to escape the friend zone
This actually did happen today. about 2 hours ago, to be exact.
So, i work with a girl i've been into for a while. we hang out damn near daily and always have fun together. She was a little aggitated at her boyfriend today and decided to vent. I listened like a good... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1403732142 | 1403751938 | t3_293f9y | t5_2to41 | 3 | ScrottyMcBoogerBall: TIFU because my mom was diagnosed with cancer.
Today my mom came home to tell me she had cancer in her foot. She kept reassuring me everything would be ok but I know why this happened. A year ago I was caught (monthes after for selling it) stealing an iPad from a store, as in ripping it off the dis... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1403734800 | 1403756686 | t3_293jtj | t5_2to41 | 14 | thefuckupthrowaway: TIFU by masturbating during the day.
So a little context. My door has no door knob and does not shut all the way. It's been like that for many years now. Anyway. I had just started taking anxiety medication so as of now it takes me a while to reach orgasm. As I was finally close to climax my mom com... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1403734981 | 1403777623 | t3_293k4a | t5_2to41 | 173 | tpettus: TIFU by taking a potential murder weapon as a tip
So... I have to do deliveries sometimes at work when the regular delivery guy calls out. We have to deliver to some pretty rough places.. And today a lady asked me to unload her .380 for her because her hands are weak (yes, one was in the chamber). She then ins... | 9 | 19.222222 | |
1403735244 | 1403821139 | t3_293klk | t5_2to41 | 12 | onemanlan: TIFU by thinking a funeral procession was traffic
Ok, up front I'll admit this didn't happen today, but about 5 years ago before I knew about this sub, but it's one of my more regretful fuck ups.
So I live in Alabama and grew up close to the biggest city we have, Birmingham, so as far as Alabama goes its t... | 4 | 3 | |
1403738858 | 1405493280 | t3_293qf4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | macaskill_: TIFU thinking I'd be here reading posts about things that happened today
cheertina: Today you fucked up by not reading rule 1.
macaskill_: fair, though wouldn't it make more sense simply for an acronym to be accurate rather than having to designate a rule to its amendment?
cheertina: Maybe, but recognizabi... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1403740770 | 1403792558 | t3_293td8 | t5_2to41 | 338 | FourChainz: TIFU by getting head in the movie theater
So I'm back home for the summer, and I decide to go on a date to the movies with an old girlfriend. We still hang out and fool around all the time so it wasn't anything weird. Anyways, we agree to watch How To Train Your Dragon 2.
In order to fight the system and a... | 9 | 37.555556 | |
1403742599 | 1403943725 | t3_293w47 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by brushing my teeth with my cum
Today is my first day of summer break, and after celebrating yesterday with some friends, I got home exhausted and skipped showering, which I regularly do in the evening.
This morning I woke up really horny, but I decided against rubbing one out in bed. I didn't smell g... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1403742740 | 1403744495 | t3_293wc7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing a dildo into work.
I've been working at this place for about 1 month. I work for a large company and have 12 hour shifts so by the end of a shift, we are always bored out of our minds. Well, I had two dildos in the trunk of my car from a previous gift/joke from my friends. Well, I brought th... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1403740133 | 1403743894 | t3_293sex | t5_2to41 | 2 | ReasonedBeing: TIFU by using facial toner as a body mist for 2 months.
I got a sample of "June Jacobs Vanda Orchid Mist" in a beauty box that I ordered online. It has a delicate rose smell, and it's very refreshing to spritz on my body on a hot day! I'm almost out of the sample bottle, so I went to re-order a full size... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1403745260 | 1403827075 | t3_29408x | t5_2to41 | 411 | Sneezy_oops: TIFU by sneezing while on my period.
Throw away because clearly I'm embarrassed.
Short and simple.
I was doing a presentation in front of 50 or so people at my job today. I was wearing a knee length skirt and and a thong. I sneeze so hard my tampon came flying out if my vagina like a bat out of hell and... | 7 | 58.714286 | |
1403736311 | 1403796554 | t3_293me6 | t5_2to41 | 93 | RedBullCookie: TIFU by slapping myself with my pad. [NSFW-ish]
Just like any month, my strawberry week will come around and plague me.
The amazing feeling of cramps and mood shifts, along with me carving for sweets.
So, as any other girl I've got to do business and change my pad, yes I prefer pads to tampons, let's no... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1403744308 | 1403809855 | t3_293ynd | t5_2to41 | 31 | BlazedpolishHussar94: TIFU by getting way too high
Hello so today I fucked up badly. It all started with 8 hours of work( Im a fucking waiter). Just after work I picked up some nice shit and zjarałem(I smoked) a fat joint. I got munchies and decided the only way I can eat something now since every pizza place is closed... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1403746438 | 1403765736 | t3_29426n | t5_2to41 | 29 | blues-guitarist: TIFU by Taking a Shower
I consider myself a very serious athlete. I have rowed for four years, two of those at a very competivitive level. As part of this, I spend two hours a day at the gym. I head straight from work to the gym, then straight from the gym to home, where the best part of my day begins:... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1403746562 | 1403780593 | t3_2942dh | t5_2to41 | 7 | MeatyDeathstar: TIFU by making salsa.
Today I got the genius idea to make a fresh salsa after some friends and I had taken a trip to the mexican place down the street... I ran to the grocery store with a list that included all sorts of peppers including jalapenos, habaneros, and poblanos. I got home, starting chopping... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1403747791 | 1403930093 | t3_29445z | t5_2to41 | 43 | Darcy115: TIFU by using my teachers computer for a presentation.
Im an ordinary, run of the mill 17y.o kid who had to present an *oral* presentation on World War 1 accompanied by a Powerpoint.
Asked my teacher for permission to use his computer, he said "Yes, go for it" (there are cameras with mic's in the room btw.
... | 12 | 3.583333 | |
1403748797 | 1403952471 | t3_2945p1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | HeWhoSmilesForMoney: TIFU by sitting down to pee.
Background: I am a guy and I have a forest of overachieving butt hairs.
I was tired, hungry, and needed a moment off my feet after work. Went to the restroom and started to enjoy a well deserved seated pee. Out of the blue, a moth flew into the toilet bowl and up into... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1403749640 | 1403940666 | t3_2946y1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by making an entire classroom tear up. (Maybe NSFW?)
Just like every thread on this sub, this happened a while back. In grade 12 I was in a history class, we were just getting lectured by a teacher and he was a chill guy so I remember specifically pulling out a tupperware filled with about two servings ... | 3 | 5 | |
1403752604 | 1403757595 | t3_294b6v | t5_2to41 | 8 | walkingspastic: TIFU My kitten's first bath
Today I gave my new Maine Coon her first bath, as apparently it's best to get them used to it in case they get stinky later on. All that fur and whatnot.
The battle was tremendous, as Arya did not let the fact that she's only 9 weeks and about 4 pounds stop her from rippin... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1403755622 | 1403826037 | t3_294fc8 | t5_2to41 | 2,444 | Phalco: TIFU by outing finding out someone's username.
A little backstory, my brother has been missing since 2007. We have had police, fbi, and private investigators looking for him. He was all I had growing up between households. Our parents were divorced and we swapped between different parents/step parents our whole... | 11 | 222.181818 | |
1403755233 | 1403815357 | t3_294er9 | t5_2to41 | 99 | louderplease1: (Semi NSFW) TIFU by my mom walking in on me masturbating and moaning
So, me(girl) and my boyfriend for 10 months were on the phone. We both have a fetish and we love to hear each other moan. Often, when we're on the phone, we will moan. Its kinda like we're whales and were using a mating call. This morni... | 6 | 16.5 | |
1403749837 | 1403823758 | t3_29477r | t5_2to41 | 109 | TouchyJoFeely: TIFU by factory resetting my phone [NSFW]
Today started off like any other day.. Until I realized that my phone was acting odd. I contacted the wonderful people at the ZTE tech line and was informed to reset the phone. After doing so, I thought the easiest way to retrieve all of my lost contact informati... | 7 | 15.571429 | |
1403756119 | 1403790699 | t3_294fz9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | SalvaXr: TIFU by deleting all my music collection.
So I'm installing Windows 8.1 since I got it for free thanks to my University, and apparently my music wasn't copied to the external hard drive when I was doing the back up.
FML.
pinkfloyd52998: How much did you loose? 10GB? 30GB? 100GB? 1TB?
SalvaXr: Nearly 50GB, not... | 6 | 1 | |
1403759100 | 1403767635 | t3_294jmq | t5_2to41 | 8 | Swaggosauras: TIFU by going in my parents bedroom at night
My parents were going to bed, and my mom said to me "It's late! You should go to bed..."
I replied something ignorant, and after I felt bad. When I went to bed 30 minutes later, I wanted to go into their bedroom and say goodnight, so I opened the door...and..... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1403757355 | 1403911766 | t3_294hkw | t5_2to41 | 11 | DrBobvious: TIFU by trying to mail a package.
For the past two years I've been going to school full-time for Mechanical Engineering, and working as a welder full-time for a defense contractor that builds submarines for the Navy. I was part of a crew of "tank rats" that built a specific section of the sub. A typical day... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1403759982 | 1404013183 | t3_294knv | t5_2to41 | 21 | MyLeftNutRuinedIt: TIFU by inadvertently sacrificing my sausage for my ankle.
Well, I'm back with another incident related to my manly-bits. Although not related to my testicles this time... Thankfully?....
 
Anyways, I should start by explaining that my ankle has been a bit screwed up. I twisted it or somet... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1403763455 | 1403765316 | t3_294of1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my heel, projectile vomiting, drunken sex and so much more... NSFW
*Obviously not a TIFU as this happened two weeks ago, so TWAIFU I guess. Was too embarrassed to write about this before now, but I think you guys will appreciate this too much for me to not share it.
**Backstory: I am 26 yea... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1403767175 | 1403804052 | t3_294rzv | t5_2to41 | 2,208 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally convincing a guy I am his missing brother
anamea: Unless this is the troll...
incster10: Hold on. If Phalco thinks OP is his brother, why the hell would he ask OP to google his own (or his) name? Either OP IS his bro and doesn't need to google since he already knows, or is not his br... | 10 | 220.8 | |
1403767220 | 1403794894 | t3_294s1d | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU my grandma caught my boyfriend and I having sex
so today, my boyfriend (M,17) and I (F, 18) went out for the morning and we decided after to come to my house to crash. I have this rule at my house that when he is over, I have to keep the door opened, which is no problem but we both do stuff and this has... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1403790865 | 1403794561 | t3_294tm7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Yeah im 28 and its a VERY rare occurrence if i go at it more than once, let alone "A few times, plus one old lady for good measure"
Even when i was younger, hornier, and chemically enhanced, a walking hardon, i rarely went that often.
Gonna chalk this one up to r/thathappened
CuzLikeWhatever: Whether it r... | 3 | 1 | |
1403752977 | 1403771461 | t3_294bqa | t5_2to41 | 6 | youmeanddougie: TIFU by spamming over 1000 people over all communication mediums
So I'm in local band and recently made the jump to playing full time. It was rough but we are barely making ends meet playing 9-11 shows a month. I try extremely hard to promote using twitter, facebook, youtube, instagram....hell....anyt... | 3 | 2 | |
1403764267 | 1403790981 | t3_294p9b | t5_2to41 | 9 | alsdkfjlsdjf987897: TIFU by wearing the wrong shirt to the gym.
First off, I would like to say that this isn't a major fuck up, by any means. It's just a small, funny story.
I have two white t-shirts that I own. One is for working out and one is for going out on the town. Today, before going to the gym, I grabbed t... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1403758363 | 1403796730 | t3_294is6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | johnwalkersbeard: TIFU by walking outside in my underwear
I live in an apartment complex. Our little seven pound dog was whining at 1:30 in the morning. She had to pee.
I groggily rolled out of bed and walked to the door. Opened the door to let her outside.
We have a rule that all dogs must be on leashes. My neighb... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1403763986 | 1403837345 | t3_294oz5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Winterblanc: Tifu by going off the trail while hiking
Happened a month ago but whatever. Also sorry the terrible formatting doing this on my phone. So me and a group of cousins decide to head out hiking. So we started on the trail that ends up in a ravine that leads to a dry river bed that runs parallel to the trail we... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1403756653 | 1403775383 | t3_294go6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being in a hurry..
I apologize in advance if my tifu doesn't hold up to the usual standard, but here goes ( also, this happened yesterday)
So I'm in a summer EMT class. We're in class from 0900 to noon, them from 1300-1600. We get an hour long lunch break at noon. So yesterday, I decided to go to m... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1403774983 | 1403777021 | t3_294xzn | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by teasing my crush
Yesterday evening I was outside with my friend and she asked me to call her best friend to see if she wants to join (her best friend is my crush) and on the phone she told me that she cant come because she is hanging out with someone already (understandable) so as a joke to try and t... | 3 | 1 | |
1403776492 | 1403807956 | t3_294z6w | t5_2to41 | 348 | [deleted]: TIFU by flipping a coin with my 13 year-old son.
So I'm a single Dad, and we got a kitten today. He spent a night at his friend's house a few weeks ago who owns this orange cat named "Pancake". He's been begging me since for a cat, as he apparently liked this one a lot. Now we had gotten this cat today, we'r... | 6 | 58 | |
1403783868 | 1403789870 | t3_2955hs | t5_2to41 | -2 | nomore_noless: TIFU by yelling at my boss
So I've started a new job, I've only been working for a week. For some reason, today I was really stressed out and after waiting over an hour for my boss to get back from a meeting, I was anxious to show her my report I've finished. So she walks in and asks if I'm okay, I guess... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1403783789 | 1403832855 | t3_2955eb | t5_2to41 | 136 | MadScientist3: TIFU by going to work on my period.
DeathHaze420: >So I decided to go to work on my period.
What, your pussy entitles you to a week off every month? My mom has endometreosis and goes to work every day.
IntrinsicSurgeon: No need to be rude. We have no clue what her menstrual cycle is like, and after ... | 7 | 19.428571 | |
1403775276 | 1403809291 | t3_294y8d | t5_2to41 | 6 | RaidPics: TIFU by messing around with my friends
So this was literally 10 min ago i have my two best friends over lets call the first one dan and the second one roy. So as we are getting ready to go to sleep both roy and dan sleep in the living room, I am already set for bed and talking to them as they get ready as ush... | 3 | 2 | |
1403786323 | 1403792598 | t3_29582i | t5_2to41 | 3 | cheeku-: TIFU by giving my phone to sister to check an album in my gallery
bobstay: > UC Browser auto saves the Pictures I browse during incognito mode, which can be seen in gallery
And you still use this browser why? That behaviour is so utterly wrong I have trouble believing it. Or did you explicitly download th... | 3 | 1 | |
1403786938 | 1403789804 | t3_2958rk | t5_2to41 | 9 | PoorUniversityKid: TIFU: by being too horny. (NSFW)
WookieTurnip: did you take the sandwich out?
magmagmagmag: Did he put it back in?
| 3 | 3 | |
1403786555 | 1403858493 | t3_2958bg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening the door to a pair of psychotic prostitutes
abelcc: 40 for the night? OP I'll be thankful if you pass me their contact info.
The_Hand_of_Sithis: And all the STDs known to man...
Exverius: And to be honest, pretty sure if I'd have let them in they would have murdered me in my sleep
Then take... | 4 | 1 | |
1403779462 | 1403818753 | t3_2951li | t5_2to41 | 4 | cantankerouswankerus: TIFU by picking my cat up
So it's been an average day. Nothing spesh.
Knew after work I'd have to come home n clean the flat for a potential new flatmate coming round. But I had beers lined up. I had post-flatviewing bongs. Things wouldn't be so bad.
Anywho, before all the festivities could comm... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1403788236 | 1403817187 | t3_295acg | t5_2to41 | 12 | IrritatedWorkingGuy: TIFU by eating a tub of biriyani from a dodgy corner shop
Pragmatism101: As an Indian native, I never eat food outside (it's either terrible and/or toxic, all the while claiming to be "authentic"). My tip, make friends with an Indian person whose Mum is nice and an excellent cook :)
IrritatedWorki... | 6 | 2 | |
1403789567 | 1403789983 | t3_295c3w | t5_2to41 | 5 | marley88: TIFU by making toast in the office.
Well, that was my intention.
I got a little distracted and the toast burned. Not so bad but it set off the fire alarm.
Cue ~800 being evacuated into the carpark, in the rain. Worse than that, all the global heads were visiting and having a meeting (our office is head off... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1403791412 | 1403799980 | t3_295esn | t5_2to41 | 26 | xx_ClaireVoyant_xx: TIFU by rubbing one out
My bf and I were getting ready to go out (to meet a girl we've been talking to). I took a shower first.. and he went after me. I'm sitting here kind of nervous and a little stressed (first time we've actually gone so far as to meet a girl after all of the years talking about ... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1403791878 | 1403816183 | t3_295fh6 | t5_2to41 | 60 | Purplelutes: TIFU by messaging a girl about a band opportunity, with tits.
So I just woke up and saw a status message from a lady I knew about 5 years ago. It had said that she wanted someone to busk with so she could save money and go to Philly. Which is all well and cool. I make a lot of music, all the time, and more... | 4 | 15 | |
1403794181 | 1403818664 | t3_295iya | t5_2to41 | 367 | cuddly_Panda: Tifu by farting on a customer
I am a waitress. I worked a double shift yesterday and with only 30 minutes to eat, I had a burrito. As the dinnr shift started my stomach started to feel funny. Half way through the shift I realized the burrito had been a huge mistake! It turned out to be a very busy night s... | 5 | 73.4 | |
1403794914 | 1403797041 | t3_295k6x | t5_2to41 | 5 | xshivax: TIFU - fell asleep on a train, different country
So this wasn't actually today, but 3 weeks ago tomorrow.
I work in the North of Scotland, UK but live in England, UK - it takes me around 4.5 hours to drive to work (if no traffic). My car had been stolen from my home, so I was having to get the train home from ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1403799121 | 1403921145 | t3_295r78 | t5_2to41 | 13 | crisothetank: TIFU by not cleaning a wound from football
The incident actually happened last night but it ran over into today and I realised it was a huge fuck up this morning.
Last night I played football on grass, and because it's summer, the ground is hard and dry. I slid and grazed off all the skin on my left knee... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1403799066 | 1403840132 | t3_295r4j | t5_2to41 | 44 | AKA_Squanchy: TIFU by getting ripped off at a car dealership
I bought a car with a sticker price of $21,000. After a couple weeks I negotiated the price to $18,500 out the door, no tax, title or license. When signing paperwork I noticed that it said I would be financing $18,500, even though I was putting down $2,500. I... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1403799717 | 1403807086 | t3_295s5w | t5_2to41 | 3 | sauccey: TIFU by breaking a girl's heart
I met her last week. I met her on tinder (that shitty app), we talked, she liked me, she was kinda cute. I wanted a hookup, and she wanted a relationship, so I faked it. I told her I really liked her and she wanted to meet up with me. I had already told her I was going away for ... | 3 | 1 | |
1403800108 | 1403802333 | t3_295ssw | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting high before my gf was here and now she's been in an accident and at the hospital with parents and Im still high.
.
MisterAdeman: You're not freaking out because you're high. You're freaking out because your girlfriend was involved in an accident and you don't know exactly what's going on.... | 4 | 2 | |
1403801229 | 1403914577 | t3_295unw | t5_2to41 | 181 | DatTrysh: TIFU by forgetting my bedroom's door open.
Was a regular work day. Got off work at 4 and went home. Decided to have some fun alone since my roomate wasn't there yet. So I grabbed my purple vibrator (let's call it mr. Purple). Skipping the details, minutes after I'm done, my mom texts me saying she's in town a... | 8 | 22.625 |
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