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1403926104 | 1403996043 | t3_29aofq | t5_2to41 | 23 | ChaviChavChop: TIFU by tattling on my dad for stealing money.
My father and I do not speak, because of reasons.
He stole money from my mom, and overdrew her debit card.
He stole money from my sisters "Truck License Payment" envelope, and prevented her from driving until next paycheck. My aunt gave her rides till then... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1403935210 | 1404108564 | t3_29ay61 | t5_2to41 | 11 | RebeccaHeart: TIFU by Jumping Onto My Own Car
Alright, so, me and a couple of friends were at a park playing basketball. I'm very much a boyish girl, so I play sports a lot with all of my guy friends. Well, me and a friend of mine who I want to date eventually, went walking away from the court towards the lake; to talk... | 11 | 1 | |
1403934908 | 1403968778 | t3_29axw2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ltcarter: TIFU by uninstalling Alien Blue
I'm quite ill at the moment because I spend a fair amount of time organizing my subreddits into groups using Alien Blue. I was rather excited to see this option, because I am all about efficiency and order.
Once I was finished I noticed I had not been receiving notifications f... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1403925324 | 1403964384 | t3_29ange | t5_2to41 | 14 | Stokholmusic101: TIFU By grabbing the wrong towel
I was in the bathroom in my home earlier TODAY and was shaving my head to maintain conformity with the regulations of the Canadian Military and had a blue towel on the floor to catch falling hair. I also had another towel of the same color beside it to use in my shower ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1403937663 | 1403938403 | t3_29b0h2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing with my foreskin on. [Probably NSFW]
gtakiller0914: TIL that I'm thankful for getting circumcised.
sandman12456: God my thoughts exactly
| 3 | 2 | |
1403939306 | 1403968111 | t3_29b1xa | t5_2to41 | 74 | PleaseDontTrustMe: TIFU by turning a wedding into a memorial.
* *A little backstory*
I used to live in China until I was 10. Back then, my parents would often leave me at our neighbour's house while they were busy with work. Another family also left their daughter with them, and our neighbour's son, who's 5 years olde... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1403939943 | 1404226033 | t3_29b2gg | t5_2to41 | 67 | chubbupp: TIFU with a camera flash in the bathroom stall at work
So my friends have a habit of sending me snapchats during the week of their trousers at their feet while dropping a deuce saying something funny about getting paid to poop. So today, i decided to send one myself. There are two stalls and someone was in th... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1403943063 | 1403945700 | t3_29b4sr | t5_2to41 | 4 | nummy_tacos: TIFU by keeping potatoes too long
So, this all started a few months back when I first moved into my new place. I was low on groceries from moving and bought a ton of food to last me a couple of weeks. I figured I might as well by some potatoes because they're easy to make even though I rarely ate them grow... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1403721971 | 1403973184 | t3_292wo7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Harrywoz8: TIFU By playing football (Soccer) with my friend
This didn't happen today but a few years back. I was frantically thinking for something to post here because I've never posted here before and it finally hit me, so here goes! :)
Well it was a nice sunny day and I messaged my friend asking if he wants to pla... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1403949394 | 1404998106 | t3_29b96w | t5_2to41 | 192 | VolkSwagenYolo: TIFU by letting my cousin watch me play Xbox
This was a while ago, perhaps a year or so.
So I had recently bought Red Dead Redemption and was playing it when my aunt dropped off my little cousin for babysitting (She is about 10 y/o). She is a young, little girl who loves her pet bunnies and Disney film... | 9 | 21.333333 | |
1403955855 | 1403958572 | t3_29be9n | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By messaging the wrong women.
Okay so recently I joined a dating site to hook up with some women and today I well and truly fucked up.
The online dating world is a numbers game in my eyes so I just message as many people as possible and hope for a reply. I've been messaging women from my age group (20... | 3 | 5 | |
1403955448 | 1403991608 | t3_29bdzh | t5_2to41 | 3,433 | carpet-wizard: TIFU by leaving the batteries in my vibrator..
I was on my way to my boyfriends house and he had mentioned that I should bring along some of our toys, so I chucked my vibrator into a bag along with clothes and stuff, ready to spend the night there. My dad had offered to give me a lift on his way to work ... | 14 | 245.214286 | |
1403843316 | 1403961492 | t3_297ruw | t5_2to41 | 4 | Pebblezcrwd: TIFU by being late
Background is I live in New Zealand so while you lucky people are enjoying freedom (only that New Zealand is the most "free" country) we are stuck in school slaving to teachers.
So I was late as per usual, lazily walking into school to get a class permit (which is given to repeat late o... | 4 | 1 | |
1403960207 | 1403969939 | t3_29bhj0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Jameswahe: [NSFW] TIFU by sending this over snapchat
vamoose1: Can someone with bigger balls tell me what the gif is?
Suchui: Girl has ~~a~~ two phone*s* halfway up her vagina, then she projectile shits another phone.
vamoose1: Ew.
postmen51: you must be new to the internet
| 5 | 2.6 | |
1403960974 | 1403962116 | t3_29bi7h | t5_2to41 | 26 | anotherfknthrowaway: TIFU by tidying up.
Throwaway because shame.
I was feeling a little frisky today and thought I'd tidy up downstairs in the hope of getting a little face love tonight.
I usually go for the clippers when I haven't waxed, but thought I'd go for the quiet option of scissors so my SO would be pleasant... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1403958492 | 1404123556 | t3_29bg6i | t5_2to41 | 176 | That_Deaf_Guy: TIFU by setting off the fire alarm by accident in a 5 star resort.
It's now 13:13, this literally happened half an hour ago. I arrived at this beautiful resort with my mum for her work convention (I'm 18). Yesterday she was working in the morning so I just stayed in the room and messed around on the lapt... | 13 | 13.538462 | |
1403962653 | 1404112469 | t3_29bjr3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | _BLAD3_: TIFU by smoking
Well, this isn't one of those 'shat myself' or some weird sex TIFU, this just happened yesterday night and now my entire house is the most depressing place on earth where nobody's talking to each other.
Well a little prelude to the fuck-up, I'm an 18 year old college goer back home for his hol... | 3 | 5 | |
1403964222 | 1403970615 | t3_29bl8q | t5_2to41 | 22 | Sgt_Wigglytuff: TIFU in Poundland...
I was in Poundland and I dropped a can of coke on a toddler, it exploded and sprayed her as she screamed and then I proceeded to give everyone there this stare 0_0....I then put the exploded can back on the shelf, went to the till at the back of the store and bought some Oreos and l... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1403962814 | 1403981186 | t3_29bjwx | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating Cookout
So reddit, I've truly messed up and made some poor decisions in the last 12 hours. Last night, right before bed, I ate at Cookout, a fast food joint famous among college students for having tasty food at low prices. The other thing it is famous for is causing digestive troubles that wi... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1403959333 | 1404050507 | t3_29bguw | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving out my fleshlight.
Today I totally fucked up, Today I decided to have some fun with my fleshlight and to put it simple, I forgot to put it away and left it out.
I am an 18 year old and My brother knocked on my door to talk, he's only 8. and he saw it and asked what is that "pink thing". I wa... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1403967496 | 1403990903 | t3_29bor6 | t5_2to41 | 103 | Bnlol1: TIFU by watching porn (Update)
So, about a week ago i made a frantic post about being caught watching porn. After i made the post i went offline for a few hours and came back to find half the people calling it fake and half the people assuring me that everyone enjoys some good horseporn every once in a while. I... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1403960472 | 1404496993 | t3_29bhrh | t5_2to41 | 5 | TForestR: TIFU by telling 2 girls I like them...
So I have been into this girl for a while and she had been into me too, but things have been slowing down and I've been thinking she might be putting me into the infamous "Friend zone" so I was starting to search elsewhere, where I found girl #2 and we have been starting... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1403964626 | 1403973150 | t3_29blo7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Liberatetheforks: TIFU by moving my music folder to my new 128GB micro SD drive.
Fuck it. I think I'll just start all over. It wasn't that organized to begin with.
pant-lid: Am I missing something? How exactly is this a fuck up?
Liberatetheforks: I meant to copy. An hour long process, prob 2-3 hr return time
| 3 | 1 | |
1403961367 | 1403973802 | t3_29biju | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a fart.
As I sit here upon my porcelain throne spraying last nights stry fry, I wish I haven't trusted that fart, for my boxers and pants sake.
Also I'm at work. Fun times...
Turd_in_the_hole: Hey, at least you're getting paid to shit
Username__Irrelevant: > paid to shit yourself
FTFY
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1403975933 | 1404011760 | t3_29bz6z | t5_2to41 | 140 | TickingClock1997: TIFU by calling my little sister a midget
My little sister is 12 and stands about four feet high. I often call her a midget as a term of affection.
Well, we decided to go down to a local flea market and we live in the south which is a predominantly white town. As we were strolling through the shops I... | 7 | 20 | |
1403973942 | 1404059108 | t3_29bwim | t5_2to41 | 2,633 | statesides: TIFU by going to a rub-n-tug for the first time
NoDiggityNoDoubt: Awesome.
tmotom: *Noice.*
Snailic: [***Noice.***](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQnYi3z56RE)
Sserg: ##### Noice.
Oirammario12345: ##### Double Noice.
Metal_Badger: I... are you two wizards?
Oirammario12345: ##### Of course we are.
Metal_Bad... | 15 | 175.533333 | |
1403976607 | 1403983617 | t3_29c032 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by offending my boyfriends ex-alcoholic parents
Okay so me and my boyfriend were lying on the couch watching a show similar to Jerry Springer(I can't remember what it was called). The topic of alcoholism came up, a guy was explaining how he wanted his dad off alcohol and to act like a dad again. Now my ... | 3 | 1 | |
1403972456 | 1404010104 | t3_29buo7 | t5_2to41 | 32 | daflyingcape: TIFU by trying to shop for lingerie
So I went shopping with my family in the city, and it was all great fun, until I really needed to pee.
We all went shopping, but I had to separate to go find the bathrooms; it was on the floor below. So I'm sure this is common, or not, but I like to put toilet paper ni... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1403974443 | 1404024752 | t3_29bx4v | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiding my gf in closet.... naked
Happened yesterday, but I will post anyway. I'm still not over this and I think it will traumatize me forever.
I'm an Indian guy. We pretty much aren't allowed to have girlfriends till our parents approve... which is usually right before marriage. I have a girlfriend... | 6 | 5 | |
1403979392 | 1404011175 | t3_29c3s9 | t5_2to41 | 41 | tumblrtifu: TIFU by browsing tumblr high
Definitely not as bad as a lot of the TIFUs on here, but still I fucked up and thought other people might get a little kick out of my dumb mistake.
Last night (technically this morning so it still qualifies!) I was hanging out at a friend's house and we were taking waterfall hi... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1403980096 | 1404023727 | t3_29c4os | t5_2to41 | 68 | Ask-Me-Later: TIFU by sneaking over to my girlfriends house
So today is my little brothers birthday and he had the party at the public pool. I got bored like the dick of an older brother i am and decided i wanted to get to my gfs house for some sex while her mom was at work. everything was fine and dandy until her mom ... | 9 | 7.555556 | |
1403969314 | 1404059276 | t3_29bqui | t5_2to41 | 90 | SmexMuffin: TIFU by quenchin’ an urge during a storm.
So it’s been storming a lot lately. This means that there is a lot of boredom in the air and not much to do other than stay inside and read, play video games, watch tv or.. who am I kidding? We all know what we do when we’re bored! It is also my time of month. This ... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1403980717 | 1404019380 | t3_29c5jq | t5_2to41 | 14 | MCclawHammer: TIFU By telling a disabled woman to move it or lose it.
The factory I work at has a 15 minute long shift break every afternoon. Some coworkers and I utilize this time to play a vicious game of Foursquare out in the alley where we spray painted a court. We occasionaly have to stop play to let employees dri... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1403981089 | 1403983690 | t3_29c5ya | t5_2to41 | 7 | cpmar111: Well I didn't shit my self so I don't think this counts.
TheJackal8: It's all good.
cpmar111: :)
TheJackal8: Jackal jackal eh eh jackal jackal eh eh jackal jackal Santa iguana. This time for jackal.
cpmar111: [Um](http://i.imgur.com/SEpCU.gif)
Psionx0: Holy multiple uploads and downloads Batman!
| 6 | 1.166667 | |
1403980507 | 1403983585 | t3_29c58h | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by not making sure my headphones were in the jak
My grandparents 50th anniversary party is this weekend, so last night we spent the night at their house. All the beds were taken, so I get the couch in the den. I'm a horny teenager, so after everyone's gone to bed I decide to listen to an audio of mastur... | 5 | 11 | |
1403981921 | 1404057349 | t3_29c71u | t5_2to41 | 611 | SomeFunnyGuy: TIFU - By telling my girlfriend I had to poop.
So after a nice dinner my girlfriend and I decided to take a drive up to our local video rental store. On the way there I started to have some uncomfortable bloating. Ya know the kind of gut ache that makes you shift in your seat and lean to one side or loose... | 6 | 101.833333 | |
1403982020 | 1403984209 | t3_29c76e | t5_2to41 | 6 | hay4bay: TIFU by purchasing four versions of the same video game online.
Well it is the summer Steam Sale online and I've been waiting for the game Payday 2 to go on super sale. Last night it finally happened and when I went to purchase it, I saw that they also had the "Four Pack" on super sale. I thought to myself, ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1403982145 | 1403998719 | t3_29c7cj | t5_2to41 | 19 | perirojo: TIFU by not using common sense on steam.
perirojo: Wow. Yall are awesome haha. As much as I'd like this to drag out and see what reddit comes up with, I'll go through the posts and pick the 3 90 minutes from the posting of this comment. That way those of you who didnt get it still have time to go get Payday ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1403984301 | 1403990170 | t3_29caj5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating on a airplane.
GanjaGalore: Sounds like a pretty sticky situation.
Lord_Lemoncakes: Oh cum on, it coulda been worse
G00dDay: Jizzus guys, stop making jokes
| 4 | 5 | |
1403984124 | 1403989036 | t3_29caa9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU Thanks Republican Obama!
wwarnout: WTF?
[deleted]: /s?
How people wouldn't get that...is far beyond me...
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1403985792 | 1403989161 | t3_29ccp9 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Henry_Doucett: TIFU by getting my neighbours thinking that i'm teaching their kids to smoke
This just happened 10 minutes ago, I was outside on my porch smoking a cigarette, it was around 8 pm so it was getting dark, two six year olds are sitting on their porch next to me. I'm done smoking and since my ashtray was in t... | 4 | 11 | |
1403981862 | 1403997482 | t3_29c6z9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | nutellaisbacon: TIFU by not asking a girl for her number
Paran0ix: If a drugdealer wouldn't understand your situation, who else should?
Go for it and ask him straight away!
Do you both smoke some? Even better.
Tell her you bought some weed/whatever from that guy, then you just remembered that the dealer also got her n... | 3 | 1 | |
1403980854 | 1404077489 | t3_29c5ql | t5_2to41 | 217 | theshameistoomuch: TIFU by not wearing underwear
This actually happened the summer before I went to college. In an effort to impress my future classmates, I decided to go on a health kick which was probably my first mistake. The day started like any other, I got up and headed to the kitchen to make my smoothie (a disgu... | 4 | 54.25 | |
1403987791 | 1404076656 | t3_29cfgu | t5_2to41 | 53 | CanolaIsAlsoRapeseed: TIFU by almost killing my son.
So, I get up this morning with my 21 month old son like I usually do, gave him breakfast and sat him down to watch some cartoons. Then I decide to wash my dog, who smells like piss. I soap him up, start rinsing him off, and as I'm getting ready to get him out and dry... | 16 | 3.3125 | |
1403982747 | 1404046147 | t3_29c882 | t5_2to41 | 3 | mbattrum: tifu I ruined a life with an egg
WColt: you're a dick, but i cant blame you. she throwed the party, shit like this happens
mbattrum: Yer I know but she might of been exaggerating but still feel bad
| 3 | 1 | |
1403990273 | 1403991140 | t3_29cipb | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn on my psp
it was last year in the summer, my family rented a house near barcelona for vacation. we were 2 weeks there. and at the end one day while i was about to go in the shower, i though man i want to fap.
so i download some porn on my psp and placed it where i could see the video w... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1403990367 | 1404003802 | t3_29civ8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking when a dead baby was due.
This happened 2 weeks ago.
I was talking to a coworker whom I thought was pregnant again (she and her husband had been trying for a while). I tried to casually bring it up, by mentioning something I had heard in the news. Then, I asked, "when is yours due?" Worst. M... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1403991259 | 1404047659 | t3_29ck1z | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by housesitting
This was actually told to me by my friend, but I think it needs to be shared.
Her friend (Sue) was living in Chicago at the time and a friend asked her to housesit and watch over her old sick dog. The dog ended up dying while Sue was there and she called her friend (Ashly) and asked her... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1403992115 | 1404063547 | t3_29cl7l | t5_2to41 | 1,715 | 11hangover: TIFU by getting drunk with my 11 year old daughter.
Me and my sister are really close in age. She's just 10 months older because we're so close in age we've always hung out in the same crowds and been really good friends. My sister now has Leukaemia and she isn't doing too well. There's a solid chance she's... | 16 | 107.1875 | |
1403994508 | 1404177888 | t3_29co9x | t5_2to41 | 4 | Nathaniel1995: TIFU by being set up with a weird girl when I was very drunk
Malamutewhisperer: Be an adult and tell the girl you made a mistake, and apologize.
You'll be surprised how easy it is, and you won't be mind-fucking the girl (who sounds slightly crazy to begin with).
No, it's not fun, but do the right thin... | 4 | 1 | |
1403992380 | 1403997513 | t3_29cljy | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by packing my electric toothbrush.
This happened last year, but I was reminded of it after reading this: [TIFU by leaving the batteries in my vibrator](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/29bdzh/tifu_by_leaving_the_batteries_in_my_vibrator/)
I'm a guy that likes to gamble, so I went to Atlantic City... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1403997001 | 1404010177 | t3_29crqp | t5_2to41 | 4 | Skyrim_stan: TIFU by giving my baby momma child support!
So for the last year and half or so, I've been having baby momma drama. I stupidly impregnated a girl when i was 17 (she was 16) and the drama between the two of us has only increased. But thats a fuck up for another time. The fuck up which I am here to talk abou... | 4 | 1 | |
1403998196 | 1404000883 | t3_29ct7t | t5_2to41 | 13 | dumbmegotscammed: TIFU by getting scammed online
bulaguna: But if she recorded the chat, didn't she claim she was 19 in the chat?
dumbmegotscammed: she didn't mention her age explicitly next time.
bulaguna: Well that's sucky
| 4 | 3.25 | |
1404001138 | 1404013873 | t3_29cwu9 | t5_2to41 | 153 | Scr0tieMcBoogerballs: TIFU by going too fast on a water slide.
It's 2 AM where I live so it was technichaly yesterday.
Before we get to the water slide part, I have to let you know that I ate chinese food, that gets digested faster than any other food, for lunch. This will be important later in the story.
So a friend... | 7 | 21.857143 | |
1404004430 | 1404010958 | t3_29d0q9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by going too far.
MyNameIsSkittles: And this is why you should always use some form of birth control.
pryrohead564: Always.
| 3 | 1 | |
1404003679 | 1404010753 | t3_29czx4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my girl friend a nude meant for my boyfriend
So I just took a shower and decided to take a silly naked selfie for my man. I took the pic (which I was covering my boobs in, thankfully) and went to my texts. I thought he was the one I was just talking to so I sent the pic with the caption "sill... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1404005337 | 1404011214 | t3_29d1sj | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by having to poop
Wasn't today but the last day of school (I discovered this sub today, thought this belonged here)
For weeks in advance the seniors at my school wanted a senior prank since the water balloon fight got cancelled since someone revealed it. Instead, it was going to be pull the fire alarm (... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1403990586 | 1404019694 | t3_29cj5i | t5_2to41 | 37 | whatwhatinmyear: TIFU by not getting rid of my ex's intimate stuff.
Well ok, I fucked up two years ago, but I only realised it today.
This the timeline:
3 years ago, I broke up with girlfriend of 4 years and it was a big deal, the works. Tears, angry/desperate texts, forced alcoholism by friends, rebounds to make eac... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1404008349 | 1404011384 | t3_29d5e3 | t5_2to41 | 107 | Wind__: TIFU By Eating a Whole Habanero Pepper then Wiping my ass.
So this whole thing happened a few hours ago, Now before i go on i would say i'm moderate when it comes to how hot food is but this was over the top.
I was in Kroger's passing the veggie's and fruits when i seen they were selling whole habanero peppers... | 4 | 26.75 | |
1404012425 | 1404046129 | t3_29da5h | t5_2to41 | 5 | The_Trevaler: TIFU By breaking up with my girlfriend
-eDgAR-: Sorry, but your post has been removed.
-eDgAR-: On a personal note, I'm really sorry that happened. I've gone through similar things and they suck, but there are better subs for this, like /r/offmychest or /r/Advice. I wish you the best of luck and feel fre... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1404005743 | 1404043940 | t3_29d2au | t5_2to41 | 33 | Wilhelm_Happy_Infant: TIFU by slingshotting a rock into my mouth
Well there I was, with my friends in the edge of a forest. We just got this new water balloon slingshot. One of those where you have two people hold the ends and one pulls it back. Unbeknownst to me and my buds, the slingshot was cheap as fuck, and maybe ... | 3 | 11 | |
1404016825 | 1404143058 | t3_29df46 | t5_2to41 | 144 | L5PAdhHaxd7gCqwdB0Vd: TIFU by making a breast cancer joke during sexytimes with a horrible twist
As sexytimes were commencing, working from top to bottom, GF asked why guys like boobs so much. Objectively, her inquiries were reasonable: the female breast is just some fatty tissue, like a butt cheek with a nipple; not s... | 10 | 14.4 | |
1404017594 | 1404079409 | t3_29dfv6 | t5_2to41 | 24 | longfellow96: TIFU Buying tickets on craigslist
So, my friends and I are headed into our first year of college and we wanted to make this summer epic buy doing a bunch of random things and going places that we haven't gone yet. We came up with this great idea to go to a WWE Pay per View event, Money In The Bank. We are... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1404015326 | 1404063865 | t3_29ddhd | t5_2to41 | 325 | Dogjumped: TIFU By not caging my dog
So, my dog goes crazy around loud noises. I think most dogs do, actually. Usually if I like cuddle him and stuff during a thunderstorm or fireworks, he's fine.
Well, tonight I went to a party at a friend's house, and I didn't even think to put my dog in his cage because lately he'... | 7 | 46.428571 | |
1404016106 | 1404060857 | t3_29decq | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching Everybody Loves Raymond
As I'm sure many of you know, Everybody Loves Raymond has come onto Netflix. I had never seen it before, and it's hilarious. The brother is my favorite. Irrelevant. As I was saying, I was locked into the show. I heard my mother say something about groceries, but I was... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1404015918 | 1404035428 | t3_29de5b | t5_2to41 | 251 | [deleted]: TIFU by going through my grandmother's IPad.
So my tech-savvy grandmother got an IPad and an IPhone last year. She basically only knew how to get to facebook, email, and call people. She called me up and asked some basic questions and she seemed like she understood everything.
Fast-forward a few months and... | 6 | 41.833333 | |
1404019472 | 1404069779 | t3_29dhm8 | t5_2to41 | 36 | jross1989: TIFU by taking a shit in the bush
So today I went out to the gun range to do a bit of shooting. This range was kind if a redneck range so it only had an outhouse. I had to take an emergency shit when I got there so I ran to the outhouse. When I opened the door I found out that rats or some other rodents h... | 3 | 12 | |
1404021363 | 1404068154 | t3_29djd6 | t5_2to41 | 454 | [deleted]: TIFU, (its long, sorry) by having sex with someone I was unknowingly related to.
Well, I've had an experience that transpired over the course of a
week that could be described as nothing short of a surreal, alternate universe of complete fuckeduppetry. Knowing my luck, some fucking unknown family member wil... | 14 | 32.428571 | |
1404020752 | 1404072749 | t3_29ditv | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a good friends younger sister's party
So today I was hanging out with my best friend and we were at a party in a sketchy part of town. We were having a good time and everyone was very nice but we got a call about another party closer to our house so we went there. As we were driving closer ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1404024678 | 1404089901 | t3_29dm6w | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving the other spot where the sun doesn't shine
For a little bit of back story to the fuck up I am 15 and in (technically out for summer) high school going into sophomore year.
So how to story starts is technically Friday morning. As I was taking my morning shower getting ready for my last day of... | 4 | 11 | |
1404025718 | 1404089934 | t3_29dmzm | t5_2to41 | 9 | iggysaurus1: TIFU by opening and closing scissors on my eyebrows repeatedly
and then after one looked like i had gotten too close to the fire, i tried to get a little symmetry. i look more terrible than ever.
salk80: Buy an eyebrow pencil with a color close to your eyebrow hair and fill them in.
iggysaurus1: thanks for... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1404027730 | 1404029012 | t3_29doey | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a reddit post.
Well, folks, today I made a somewhat controversial post in my favourite subreddit/interest on reddit. And, well, it was directed towards the moderators of the subreddit, who replied somewhat arrogantly and insultingly. And, since I cannot deal with moderator stupidity, I deleted... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1404029398 | 1404075116 | t3_29dpj8 | t5_2to41 | 57 | darklis212: Tifu: got too drunk with some friends
So not even a couple of hours ago I got way to drunk with a couple of my very close friends. The one I've known for 15 years got into a fight with me. I threw him to the ground and choked him out then started to let go when he flipped me over and threw me down. My head ... | 3 | 19 | |
1404031771 | 1404251827 | t3_29dr16 | t5_2to41 | 291 | tinkatiza: TIFU by taking a shower. [NSFW]
So I'm on vacation with my family and we're staying in condos. My mom is at the pool, my step dad is at the condo, waiting to go to the beach, looking for soft corals and what not to collect, and my brother headed home a couple days ago. I just got back from swimming in the oc... | 6 | 48.5 | |
1404041288 | 1404134365 | t3_29dwxc | t5_2to41 | 117 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting arrested and getting my mother fined for a lot of money
Over here its illegal for underage people to be outside after 10 in the evening. I was coming home from a friend's birthday in 4 in the morning and a cop car came and took me.. They were looking for someone else and I told them the truth... | 6 | 19.5 | |
1404077773 | 1404102155 | t3_29dw5h | t5_2to41 | 0 | Lickformine: Well it actually did happen to me so
Go rant somewhere else Sonic
HedgehogBlowjob: Right, because who would go on the internet and just tell lies for worthless internet points?
Lickformine: Exactly!
| 3 | 0 | |
1404039808 | 1404093608 | t3_29dvwt | t5_2to41 | 35 | Lozkippy: TIFU by peeing on a bus.
Okay, so.. This was a quite a while ago and I was in primary school. I had to catch a bus (or 2) everyday to get to and from school and each trip was at the least an hour. So definitely not today, thank goodness.
I had to catch the bus as per usual, but I decided I would catch the b... | 5 | 7 | |
1404047232 | 1404057356 | t3_29e17v | t5_2to41 | 208 | [deleted]: TIFU by not doing my job as a lifeguard
I have worked at a my neighborhood pool for a year now and have finally become a figure of respect in the community, but that was all lost after this event. It was a very busy day at the pool with a party of 30 unknown guests and another party of around 10 including on... | 5 | 41.6 | |
1404057020 | 1404064378 | t3_29e7h8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: The kind of girl that will go home with a blacked out guy and let him fuck her without a condom is not a very good looking girl..
Hostile_workplace: Not a very morally right, smart, or confident girl you mean. I have met some 8s or 9s that will let almost anyone have a go.
[deleted]: Your 8's and 9's are pro... | 8 | 0.25 | |
1404055716 | 1404074812 | t3_29ebkz | t5_2to41 | 345 | Sir_Waluff: TIFU by washing my hands
So today I was at my friends house and we were playing some borderlands 2. After a while I find that I need to go relieve my self, I walk to his bathroom only to find that there is no toilet (they were changing it out or something) forcing me to use the master bathroom. After I reli... | 8 | 43.125 | |
1404056062 | 1404078496 | t3_29ebzp | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk and hooking up with a girl from my past. (NSFW)
1
Arpikarhu: you never finish?!?! WTF IS THAT?!?!
prowness: Lol ikr. He probably meant he doesn't finish inside her.
ConvincingExit: >If you can never finish from having sex with a real woman then you should stop looking at so much porn... | 5 | 1 | |
1404058969 | 1404065917 | t3_29efpq | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by cutting off part of my thumb with a mandolin slicer. I was not using the guard.
[These](http://imgur.com/a/5GXrA) are pics of my wonderful fuck up. My husband told me not to get one because they are dangerous. "But it has this guard" I said. Fuck a mandolin slicer!
timingandscoring: Am I the only ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1404057835 | 1404071369 | t3_29ee7w | t5_2to41 | 76 | hamitchell1: TIFU by locking myself out my house in my pjyamas
So today after spending the night partying I was horrendously hungover and decided the only cure was a burger. The shop is across the street so I decided it wasn't worth getting dressed for, the plan was to get my burger and then hop back into bed to watch ... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1404058923 | 1404106168 | t3_29efne | t5_2to41 | 1,376 | bmathew5: TIFU by elbowing an infant and more
BACKGROUND
I'm live in Canada but I'm currently on vacation in southern India. It's not my first time but I seem to get culture shock every time. (My parents are from India) The people here have no sense of personal space. I don't think it exists here. Although not everyon... | 11 | 125.090909 | |
1404040438 | 1404061972 | t3_29dwb2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | CanIHaveBizkits: TIFU by handing out Paysafe-Pins at work worth 150€ via phone -> fraud
Being new at my job (gas station cashier) and doing my first solo shift - being an inexperienced fuck - some guy called talking about replacing our pin-printer with a software update banning 100€ and 50€ codes on the terminal (he... | 3 | 8 | |
1404060875 | 1404260551 | t3_29ei9s | t5_2to41 | 75 | PM_THE_TATAS: TIFU by putting icy hot on my naughty bits
So, I have this friend. Ironically, his name is Chad. Anyway, Chad decides he wants me to go to the gym with him and try out leg day. Needless to say, after leg day, my thighs were burning. The next day, it was so hard to walk, I could barely stand it. So, I went... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1404063677 | 1404067588 | t3_29emcq | t5_2to41 | 14 | tossemquick: TIFU by telling my sister my feelings
OK. First off, throw away account and first time posting. I am 19 living in south Tennessee. I live in a very secluded white town (not saying the name) with a lot of incest if you will. There is generally no discrimination towards these 4 families who choose their own ... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1404066344 | 1404074850 | t3_29epzr | t5_2to41 | 57 | GoodxLad: TIFU by buying a keyboard.
What I got stuck: http://i.imgur.com/U4tYnuil.jpg
Me with it stuck: http://i.imgur.com/DqCpeVNl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ohfoicOl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/n1fq0nwl.jpg
I will try to keep this short and sweet. So, I bought a keyboard from Corsair (because I love corsair) called the cor... | 3 | 19 | |
1404069268 | 1404069501 | t3_29eubm | t5_2to41 | 3 | ShiveringShrew: TIFU By drinking way too much coffee.
So yeah, I was sat here on Reddit as usual and I decided I wanted a coffee[Just so you know I have two to three teaspoons of coffee in my drink] , so I went and got one like a normal functioning human being. But then as I sat down and practically inhaled my fucking ... | 3 | 1 | |
1404068870 | 1404101094 | t3_29ets3 | t5_2to41 | 47 | birdgerhl666: TIFU by posting several personal details on craigslist
I put an ad on Craigslist under "All Community" - "childcare" offering babysitting services. I said that I was a Stay At Home Mom and mentioned my town, the cross street that I live by, that I live close to a school, my phone number and email address.... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1404068580 | 1404131813 | t3_29etdo | t5_2to41 | 206 | uberi: TIFU by scratching my balls.
This was just a few hours ago.
I'll start off by saying that I broke my phone today while walking my dog. It was one of the only times I had taken it out of its case (of course..), and I dropped it on the ground. The screen was smashed. After I finished the walk, I tried my hard... | 7 | 29.428571 | |
1404070328 | 1404125016 | t3_29evtr | t5_2to41 | 7 | SecondaryShame: TIFU by dry pumping [NSFW]
To every guy here. I want you to look back, way back. Long time ago, to the talk. Yes, THE talk. With you, and your father. Now, think about the "masturbation" section. Your father said to you, as it was said to my brothers and I, to Always. Use. Lotion.
This, I dismissed imm... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1404071127 | 1404086673 | t3_29ex0e | t5_2to41 | 92 | Drenferalis: TIFU by overdrafting my account by $3.
Today I fucked-up. I've been having a rough time, going through therapy, looking for a job, and what have you. I needed a phone, so I bought a skype subscription. Little did I know that I would be paying for a phone number ($3) just to get it to work. Well just 2 week... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1404073617 | 1404102490 | t3_29f0qb | t5_2to41 | 791 | throwawehy: TIFU by ejaculated on my friend
3 weeks ago I got circumcised because of a phimosis - since then I obviously wasn't able/allowed to masturbate. So a lot of pressure has been building up since.
A few nights ago a female friend of mine (let's call her Y) and I visited a friend we both knew from highschool. S... | 14 | 56.5 | |
1404074741 | 1404080823 | t3_29f2dq | t5_2to41 | 50 | confuseacatlmtd: TIFU by taking a girl home with me NSFW
This happened a few months ago, and it is finally funny to me. It started out as one the best moments of my life. A girl at a bar walked up to me and asked if I thought her friend was cute. She was so I said yes. I walked over and we got to talking. She said that... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1404075183 | 1404076943 | t3_29f301 | t5_2to41 | 16 | tigerstripesk8: TIFU by making caramel
This morning, I decided I wanted butterscotch fudge but had no inclination to bike over to the store to see if this was a thing. Crafty gal that I am, I started making my own. In the process of caramelizing the brown sugar, I got some boiling syrup on my finger, which then instinc... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1404071479 | 1404158304 | t3_29exk0 | t5_2to41 | 128 | woolocean: TIFU by walking in on my grandma masturbating
so my grandma is staying at my house and I hear a very soft moan come from her room as I knock on the door. when I open it, I see her quickly pull her hand out of her panties and zip up her pants....pretty damn awkward.
BFather: I work in a senior-based communit... | 6 | 21.333333 | |
1404078347 | 1404182381 | t3_29f7q5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by slapping my girlfriend's best friend in the head.
A couple of hours ago I was at a my girlfriend's father's. I had driven both her and her friend there and was sitting by her friend for the entire meal. Obviously I am trying to be on my best behavior, and everything was going fine at the beginning. ... | 3 | 3 | |
1404072512 | 1404097803 | t3_29ez3s | t5_2to41 | 44 | freakazoidjake: TIFU by making custom T-shirts.
So my family is out on vacation and left me home because I had work. Well, I had a good 4 hours before my shift and I had a custom shirt order to fulfill, and I figured I'd do it really fast so I could relax and play games before work.
I make bleached shirts on the side ... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1404079564 | 1404091430 | t3_29f9kr | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a stranger to take a picture of me and my crush at 01:00 AM
kembik: I think you owe the fat guy $40 for his services.
edgebigfan: I met him again a half an hour ago, i told him that he's lucky that i didn't call the police. And he said: "I'm sorry, **sir**" And i'm just 15, can you imagine ... | 4 | 11 |
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