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1403802315 | 1412902936 | t3_295wld | t5_2to41 | 2,421 | StopItJeca: TIFU by making my dad believe he had an STD
My parents have been divorced for a few years and my dad is just starting to get his "mojo" back.
By "mojo" I mean my dad has been acting like a college frat boy on spring break for the past few months...complete with many one night stands.
Fast forward to today... | 10 | 242.1 | |
1403782176 | 1403822169 | t3_2953ty | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking off my jumper
This happened last night. I was at a dinner with friends, there were about a dozen of us, and I was sitting close to the middle of the table. I needed to fart, so I made the excuse of taking my jumper off to let out the warm whisper.
I stood up and positioned myself so the sin ... | 4 | 1 | |
1403803961 | 1403804611 | t3_295zi2 | t5_2to41 | -1 | djsmile123: TIFU by going to have a nice night out
Well it all started on a night out with my friend (we're both gay) so we decided to go down to the local pub and have a couple of pints and maybe a nice man to take home with us. cutting a long story short we found a guy and took him back to our place.
The business sta... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1403805659 | 1403844167 | t3_2962dw | t5_2to41 | 189 | Jewbee: TIFU by giving maintenance permission to enter
Backstory: After getting home from work yesterday I opened my door to the most repulsive smell I had ever smelled. [The kind of smelly smell that smells.. smelly.](http://i.imgur.com/GyueyFZ.jpg) So after my eyes adjust, I notice shit everywhere. My dog had been si... | 4 | 47.25 | |
1403807775 | 1403819191 | t3_2966bv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a spiteful home-wrecker
[deleted]: I don't envy those days of coming to age. Adolescent drama is the worst.
P.S. TL;DR belongs at the top.
Noble_toaster: Since when? How would you know something's too long if it's at the top?
[deleted]: >Since when?
Since before you were born.
> How w... | 8 | 0.625 | |
1403809261 | 1404332114 | t3_29694q | t5_2to41 | 18 | ronnymcfelch: TIFU by leaving a google search on the screen at work..
So a bit of background info I'm 24 and have male pattern baldness which in its self sucks but I can deal with it however along with my male pattern baldness I also have folliculitis. Which is infection of the hair follicles! what the fuck is that all... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1403808259 | 1403813238 | t3_29679l | t5_2to41 | 9 | isingtomyducky: TIFU. I sent a text pretty much saying F my job... to my boss
so I'm hormonal and sent a text to what I thought was my husband... basically saying f*** my job I'm going to quit.. well I sent it to my boss... he
replied with a typical "uh...." type thing...
tried to play it off... hopefully I don't ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1403809182 | 1403888830 | t3_2968z6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by gifting a refillable debit card instead of a gift card
I was buying a gift card for my cousin who just graduated HS and is going to a state university. I don't know what she wants so I'm determined to get one of those Credit Card company gift cards so she can spend it wherever.
The one I find says "... | 3 | 1 | |
1403809353 | 1403880092 | t3_2969ay | t5_2to41 | 98 | Dirtyd1989: TIFU by making an adoption joke
Let me preface this by saying I have a really "messed up" sense of humor, and I am some times called heartless.
A couple co-workers and I were standing outside on break talking about having kids or adopting. One of my female co-workers (who was adopted) said that she will pr... | 7 | 14 | |
1403811039 | 1403827807 | t3_296ckg | t5_2to41 | 117 | Aeaids: TIFU by browsing reddit
Last night i was staying overnight at my friends house and we were having a pretty sizable party. As the party dies down and about 20 people are there i decide that its a good time to browse reddit, since i committed to staying the entire night. I open up my laptop and get through about ... | 7 | 16.714286 | |
1403811145 | 1403833097 | t3_296crh | t5_2to41 | 34 | lurker_at_worker: TIFU by requesting a vacation day
This morning I sent a form to my manager requesting Monday as a vacation day. Beforehand I double-checked with HR to make sure I had all of my accrued vacation time and used time listed accurately for the submission.
My manager comes to me afterwards, and asks why m... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1403812687 | 1403915666 | t3_296fmw | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by admitting to wanting more boobies in my life
Happened last night (~16 hours ago).
So I'm walking with my wife in a major metropolitan city, heading back to our car at a garage. It's late, we're both tired, and we had a pretty fun evening so far.
Anywho, wife joked earlier about liking boobs, so it... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1403815596 | 1404060508 | t3_296gyk | t5_2to41 | 1 | TwistedEnigma: because you're complaining about getting laid.
Teotwawki69: Hey, at least he's getting laid, unlike you, apparently.
TwistedEnigma: I'm.getting plenty, people need to learn to take a fucking joke.
Teotwawki69: When you start it out coming across as a homophobic asshole, it's hard to turn that boat around... | 9 | 0.111111 | |
1403813875 | 1403820185 | t3_296ht1 | t5_2to41 | 24 | TheReal_DirtyDan: TIFU by telling my mom to run over her boss.
So a lot like other posts here this didn't happen today, it happened a few months ago.
So a little back story, my mother does not like her job nor her boss. She complains about them quite often and I end up hearing a lot of it. Now for the story:
So it wa... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1403814391 | 1403859351 | t3_296iqr | t5_2to41 | 37 | Lazylifter: TIFU By Leaving My Car Unlocked
Last night/this morning I fucked up, Reddit.
I live in a decent house in a cul-de-sac, but it has a walkway that links it with a main road about 50 yards from my house. This walkway is pretty well traveled as it allows you to walk from the main road to all of the houses, the... | 12 | 3.083333 | |
1403818286 | 1403878111 | t3_296pmh | t5_2to41 | 2 | Slivr: TIFU By leaving my Facebook open on my dad's phones
So I'm 14 and I meet my first marijuana dealer. I tell my dad to drive to his house because he's a "friend" but really I was trying to buy some marijuana from him. While we are driving to his house I tell my dad I need his phone to check Facebook messages (sinc... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1403818088 | 1403873500 | t3_296p9z | t5_2to41 | 261 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a professor to keep her word
Regester: Damn that was pretty mean to lead you up to the deadline.
mythrowawayresponse: yeah douche-move - well unless she's got Alzheimer's.
Regester: true
sickduck22: if she had alzheimer's she would have forgotten she said she was going to do it... but this... | 6 | 43.5 | |
1403819085 | 1403945427 | t3_296qyu | t5_2to41 | 6 | dippingmahstick: TIFU by having loud nasty sex while living with my disabled mother.
So last week me and my gf get sloppy drunk. We go down into my room in the basement and start getting to business, real nasty shit with loud smacking and moaning. I try keeping her quiet, but I'm so drunk that I start not giving a shit... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1403818931 | 1403883816 | t3_296qov | t5_2to41 | 51 | falcolivesinaldo: TIFU i left home a few weeks ago, now my brother has followed me across the country
I am a 17 year old guy, i fled from my house in London to live in Luton.
So this is it how it started at breakfast time, i was about to pour my self some cereal. Then my dad stopped me, he wanted me to eat my brothers... | 7 | 7.285714 | |
1403818978 | 1403872312 | t3_296qru | t5_2to41 | 5 | Jarrodlivesinharrods: TIFU by having my bro worried all this time
Well, it was a while ago when i ran away from home, because of my parent's divorce, it was just me and my brother who really understood each other and we were close. After that we lived with our grandma, but that didn't go so well for me, i never really ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1403819601 | 1403865487 | t3_296rw8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a fingernail biter (nsfw-ish)
Okay, so I am a notorious fingernail biter. I've been biting my fingers all my life and trying to stop doing it. However, never managed to do it, because it happens involuntairy when I am bored. So I was at the supermarket and saw a product called [Byte-X](http://i... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1403821286 | 1403822088 | t3_296uwh | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By pressing send.
So my friend was texting me, trying to start some drama. She was mad because I jokingly told someone she liked me and sent me a three-message text rant over how I should watch myself. Now, normally I do not get involved over such silly drama, but I was bored so I figured what the hell,... | 3 | 1 | |
1403825003 | 1403889959 | t3_2970yp | t5_2to41 | 96 | SidePone: TIFU by eating cat poop.
Not a throwaway, because fuck it. Shit happens. Cat shit even.
Let me start the story with some background info. I have two kids, 2.5 and 1.5, and one pretty awesome cat, Pig. Lately Pig has been risking his "pretty awesome" status by shitting in our kids' play room. For no fucking r... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1403824544 | 1403910329 | t3_297086 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by making me look like a pedophile
Okay, background; I'm a man in his late forties who grew up always walking everywhere. My family could never afford a car so that explains now, if I see someone I know in my small town I need to offer them a lift.
So I was driving around in my car one morning when I s... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1403827387 | 1403829668 | t3_2974ny | t5_2to41 | 4 | Marysthrow: TIFU by running in the heat after dinner
kinda_alone: Hi,
Your submission has been removed. It would be more appropriate for I Shat Myself Saturday. Please repost then.
Marysthrow: that's a thing now? Man, I haven't been in recently to see changes
kinda_alone: We just started it. The goal is to get more of... | 4 | 1 | |
1403825400 | 1403879095 | t3_2971n2 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my friend a vibrator NSFW
I have a friend who is extremely uptight and doesn't date much, probably due to her anal retentiveness.
So for her birthday, I thought it would be both a gag gift and tension remedy to buy her one of those bullet vibrators (waterproof, it said so on the box!) with th... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1403830931 | 1403909974 | t3_297a25 | t5_2to41 | 107 | l3th4rgic: TIFU by falling asleep in my living room and having a wet dream.
So what is said in the title happens. I wake up to my mom touching my forhead. She asked if I was okay. I told her I was fine, why?
"You were moaning so loud, you woke me up."
As I register what she said, I felt my face burn red and I told he... | 7 | 15.285714 | |
1403829297 | 1403886438 | t3_2977np | t5_2to41 | 2 | BitGreedy: TIFU by running out of moist toilet paper.
Typical. Find out I have the runs and I don't have any moist toilet roll to help with wiping. And since this was at midnight, no shops open.
DARKCRAYON: When in such a predicament, use your saliva.
After folding paper (you better not be some chaotic paper scruncher)... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1403834589 | 1403842473 | t3_297fpb | t5_2to41 | 5 | methnewb: TIFU: I burned my lips.
I was making smores and had a fork over the flame of my stove with a marshmallow attached. I placed the marshmallow on the graham cracker. Pain ensued just after.
[deleted]: TYFU: Making a poor and undescriptive TIFU.
methnewb: I've read very concise and clear two sentenced TIFU sub... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1403835395 | 1403857619 | t3_297gxq | t5_2to41 | 67 | throwawayppppppppppp: TIFU By dating my Biological sister.
When I was fourteen, (I'm fifteen now) I dated a friend that I had known for about three years. So I looked my history up on a family history site one day, and I saw her name next to mine. She was my biological sister. I did further research through the interne... | 8 | 8.375 | |
1403836395 | 1403851349 | t3_297iez | t5_2to41 | 12 | Shifty1234: TIFU
[deleted]: Don't worry... it gets easier next year in 11th grade.
Theenglishteabag: LOL.
| 3 | 4 | |
1403836506 | 1403839858 | t3_297img | t5_2to41 | 7 | 5odR6D: TIFU by taking a sip of water (NSFL)
I, like many others, keep a glass of water on my nightstand in case I wake up thirsty. In the wee hours of this morning I awoke feeling somewhat parched, so I naturally reached for my glass. I took two sips of water before something... bumped against my lips. It felt like a ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1403838417 | 1403892019 | t3_297ldz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my son see his girlfriend
My son is 17, in love, and diabetic. I dropped him off with his phone and ipod at his girlfriend's house with instructions that we would pick him up at 6:30pm. He called shortly after that and asked if he could make it 8. My husband told him 7 was as late as we could... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1403839480 | 1403878363 | t3_297mu4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ericofgreatepithet: TIFU by deleting my FB without saving my photos onto my computer.
My Facebook is now totally gone and I forgot to save my photos, meaning I have no photos of my college years. FUCK.
gtodd825: You have like 2 weeks until it deletes your account. Just sign back in and it should reactivate your account... | 3 | 1 | |
1403840161 | 1403845686 | t3_297nrp | t5_2to41 | 116 | Looterhooter: TIFU by using my house mate's body scrub
TIFU by taking a shower after a long day at work and realized I couldn't find my bar of soap anywhere. Weird, but no big deal. Since my house mate is cool with just about anything, I figured I'd use a squirt of his awesome minty scrub so I didn't have to leave the ... | 10 | 11.6 | |
1403841233 | 1403892377 | t3_297p75 | t5_2to41 | 9 | niceloner10463484: Tifu by jaywalking then flicking off the guy who called me out
So I didn't jaywalk THAT much. I was about one and a half car lengths from the intersection that just showed walk. I didn't want to walk to the intersection, THEN cross the street. So I decide since the cars that were coming my way were a... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1403840098 | 1403897189 | t3_297noc | t5_2to41 | 7 | dumbgerafe: TIFU by hearing my best friend say something racist.
mrmcmaine: Is there some kind of pool based Asian stereotype I'm unaware of? If not then Jesus Christ you have enough white guilt for you and your friend combined.
PreOmega: I think she was being more racist than her friend when she put ping pong tables ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1403844437 | 1403936904 | t3_297tax | t5_2to41 | 308 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a bluetooth speaker...
So.. I'm sitting here at 1 in the morning, unable to sleep because of what just happened.
Ok, so recently I found out that showers are at least 10x more enjoyable when you have music playing, so I started putting my phone next to the shower and jammin out. I decided that... | 9 | 34.222222 | |
1403844929 | 1403890525 | t3_297twq | t5_2to41 | 2,436 | igetreallybored: TIFU By maybe pissing off the Mexican cartel, and possibly being reported to the sex offender list. And almost setting a multi million dollar home on fire while causing thousands of dollars in damage and setting a new low for my capacity for being a retard.
Today was a day that will not be easily forgo... | 14 | 174 | |
1403846189 | 1403847397 | t3_297vbs | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting the whole school know I'm in love with a teacher.
I'm 17 and finishing high school in a few months. We have a hot new teacher who just got out of uni. I would guess that hes 22-24 so not too out of my age range. Anyway, hes stunning and I talk to my friends about him and everything. They all ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1403843372 | 1403851840 | t3_297rxn | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by browsing late at night
This happened about 20 minutes ago, I was sitting at my desktop at about 11:55. I had been browsing a few threads like "most disturbing/creepy stories you have" and after an hour of this i went to get some cereal as all late night browsers do, I quickly realized my mistake as t... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1403846999 | 1403889293 | t3_297w8p | t5_2to41 | 17 | ThroweyMcthrowthrow: TIFU by falling in love with my bestfriends girlfriend
Well this all started last month when my friend introduced me to this girl. Now when I was introduced to her I knew my friend liked her but they were not dating. So we exchange numbers and that night I spent 2 hours just sitting on the phone wi... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1403821360 | 1403853489 | t3_296v0e | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Not Going to the Doctors
Hi Reddit. This is an ongoing fuck up but today I got my date for surgery.
So Basically I've had a middle ear infection for about 5 years, crazy shit huh? My ear drains fluid which smells fucking horrendous so I have to go to the bathroom a lot to clean it up with tissue.
I... | 3 | 1 | |
1403847911 | 1403910755 | t3_297x6z | t5_2to41 | 401 | idkwhat2: TIFU by accidentally shaking someone's balls
I play a lot of coed volleyball, and I was playing a pickup game with a bunch of people, most of whom I didn't know. There was one guy, though, who I know and sort of have a lady boner for (just fyi, guys who are good at volleyball are hot regardless of what they l... | 18 | 22.277778 | |
1403850254 | 1404256614 | t3_297zks | t5_2to41 | 139 | pocketgrandpa: TIFU By Giving My Friend 5 Tabs of LSD,
I decided to go on a bike ride with a friend of mine, a special bike ride of which we had enjoyed several in the past. Previously we had taken 2 and I believe 3 tabs of LSD each and ridden about 12 miles from my home town in Virginia along this amazing trail that r... | 11 | 12.636364 | |
1403843317 | 1403923906 | t3_297ruy | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by tailgating while carrying concealed
So I work at a rather small company in a pretty big building. Today was the last day before I go on vacation to Greece, and I hopped by at work to deliver some stuff.
However, because I was in such a rush, I completely forgot to take my assigned card (we need to... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1403851847 | 1404094122 | t3_298170 | t5_2to41 | 36 | johnerichards26: TIFU by accidentally showing racist photos to a Target worker.
So, I got a new phone today. I went to Target to have them switch the contacts over to the new one, along with the pictures and etc. I had just gone through a subreddit (r/I'mgoingtohellforthis) and made a nice collection of racist/offensi... | 9 | 4 | |
1403856604 | 1403899379 | t3_2985g4 | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing my big secret to a close friend
I'm one of those ageplayers and I was pretty bored and messing around on Omegle as I tend to do. I was using the ageplayers tag on the site so I'd only encounter fellow ageplayers, while I browse Omegle I tend to paste my little intro there to save myself time... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1403854563 | 1403905266 | t3_2983qy | t5_2to41 | 39 | GotToLoseIt: TIFU by not getting the last Tube home
So let me set the scene. It's London, I'm in a bar watching the US lose to Germany but advance. I meet a friend and he happens to have three young, attractive American friends with him (they will be A,B, and C).
Instantly we all click. We're all laughing a lot, they ... | 9 | 4.333333 | |
1403861192 | 1403862940 | t3_29892c | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling a racist/anti semitic Holocaust joke at a dinner party at the in laws house.
Vilantius: "Well, at least he died white."
ScaldyOnionBag: true.....
| 3 | 0 | |
1403865356 | 1403881558 | t3_298c2w | t5_2to41 | 95 | imgonnathrowthisaw: TIFU by loving Iced-Tea too much NSFW
A throwaway, because well... It's rather embarrassing, and my friends know my actual account name.
So, I drink a lot of Iced-Tea. I had a few bottles left on my desk, as I usually drink them while watching a show or film.
On this particular evening I was fee... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1403868947 | 1403927001 | t3_298f0k | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU - Caught smoking weed by Police officer.
It was early in the morning, about 2 hours ago, and nobody was really out for work, so i go to my backyard to smoke, (Fuck up #1) and i decided to go towards the alleyway behind my home (Fuck up #2) and after about halfway through the half, a man come up behind m... | 9 | -0.333333 | |
1403870090 | 1403906797 | t3_298g16 | t5_2to41 | 4,837 | nomnm: TIFU by urinating on a girl
After she had hinted for about a week that it would be a turn on if I urinated on her. She said she hadn't done it before, it would be a first for both of us. A couple of nights ago, I finally did it in the shower on her leg, but she quickly dropped to catch it on her face. Surprised,... | 14 | 345.5 | |
1403868696 | 1403885577 | t3_298erc | t5_2to41 | 32 | SirHigor: TIFU by getting way too drunk at the coworkers' party
I work at a school's library in Brazil and last weekend there was a coworkers' party celebrating the new school's principal. So this place was full of teachers, counselors, people from different school sectors and the new principal, so you can imagine how ... | 4 | 8 | |
1403870955 | 1403936945 | t3_298gun | t5_2to41 | 202 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting a tampon in me for 10 days
I've been noticing a smell down there for the past 3 days going from slightly-funkier-than-fish-odor to seems-like-I-haven't-showered-for-a-week, and finally to getting-small-whiffs-of-it-every-time-i-spread-my-legs (esp. when working out).
Well today I finally ... | 9 | 22.444444 | |
1403872037 | 1403894181 | t3_298hz0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU and pissed off my best friend and now I'm homeless.
So I was watching a documentary about basketball with my best friend who is also my roommate. I don't know a lot about inner city black culture and while watching some guys shoot hoops in NYC, I wondered aloud that it must be dangerous, and how could t... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1403848529 | 1403901744 | t3_297xum | t5_2to41 | 32 | AntEater512: TIFU by not locking the bathroom door.
The one time. The one damn time I don't lock my bathroom door my mom walks in on me masturbating! Just my luck. She walked out almost instantly so maybe she didn't see. But I am 99% sure she saw me going to town on the bathroom seat. Shit. (Happened 5 minutes ago too ... | 4 | 8 | |
1403875506 | 1403882591 | t3_298lwi | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by making hundreds of shortcuts to my Windows 8 screen.
Silverlight42: lol, just click, select em all, and hit delete.
not sure what's so hard about that... unless windows 8 is dumb or something... i've never used it yet.
datraceman: Windows 8 is that dumb. You can't multi-select on that menu because ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1403878540 | 1403879490 | t3_298pxk | t5_2to41 | 6 | mrgreen1114: TIFU by sending a beer across the restaurant to a buddy...
Context:
Two days ago I went out to see a friend that works abroad that was in town. We casually met with a small group of friends at the local bar.
About 4-6 couples in our party, Great time. "Matt & Jen participated in drinking"
Late l... | 3 | 2 | |
1403880297 | 1403895176 | t3_298sii | t5_2to41 | 7 | cuntdumpling: TIFU by not buying toilet paper
[deleted]: So, what did you end up doing? USA Today to the rescue?
cuntdumpling: I was able rip off a strip long enough to work. Maybe a third of a square. Didn't get everything, but that's what I had.
[deleted]: Socks are always an acceptable alternative in shitty situati... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1403881085 | 1403924915 | t3_298tpz | t5_2to41 | 35 | ab1kenobe: TIFU by kissing my bank manager
I got a phone call a couple of hours ago from my bank, telling me how they are changing overdraft charges and how that would effect me. My dog jumped onto the couch as I was listening to this guy go on about how the charges I faced would be more now, and a long explanation of ... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1403880379 | 1404070350 | t3_298smc | t5_2to41 | 35 | Goly-Old-Digger-Nick: TIFU by responding to an email
SO, my high school has a daily announcement system via school distributed emails. Now I was checking it and they sent one about a trip to a foreign country. At first I was excited but as I read it was only for kids taking a class that I will not be taking next year. ... | 8 | 4.375 | |
1403881002 | 1403983215 | t3_298tlf | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having multiple mini staring contests with a coworkers chest, and she caught me a few times and called me a pervert and several other people around my office heard. Now I'm afraid to come back off lunch because I know I'm going to do it again.
Ghost_Rape_The_Whip: That's why you wear sunglasses. I'm... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1403882445 | 1403938366 | t3_298vsr | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not not being up to date with AirPlay.
So my GF decided we should visit her brother and family for the long weekend. Naturally I'm against the idea because I've never met her brother or his family, and wanted this long weekend to chill about and watch the World Cup. She insisted(he loves soccer you... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1403881419 | 1403902255 | t3_298u71 | t5_2to41 | 111 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally jacking off my dog
guzzball: r/sexwithdogs
DatAwsomness: /r/sexwithdogs *
guzzball: thanks, at work and couldn't go there to get the link
zandburger: If you just type /r/ and the name of the subreddit it automatically links it for you, which is exactly what /u/DatAwsomness did.
guzzball... | 6 | 18.5 | |
1403882964 | 1403890415 | t3_298wne | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwaway199715: TIFU: By masturbating at my grandma's house
Jonny_D85: Jesus man, you were shaking the bed hard enough for her to notice... Just how hard were you jacking it?
throwaway199715: Lol, it was my first time to go at it in like a week. (Which was a long time for 14 year old me)
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1403885185 | 1636138723 | t3_29902m | t5_2to41 | 168 | teege79: TIFU by having sex with my ex-wife.
My ex wife came over last night to drop off our kid’s for the night, she’s been leaving them at my house when she goes to work during her parenting week. We started talking and ended up staying up real late just talking about all kinds of shit, mostly our love lives. She e... | 10 | 16.8 | |
1403885652 | 1403907711 | t3_2990uy | t5_2to41 | 53 | BobPinciotti: TIFU by spilling 20 litres of pop syrup all over my boss and her computer.
I work at a small family restaurant. We have about 20 employees and we are a very busy joint at all times of the day.
I work as a waiter so normally I don't have to deal with the sort of thing that I had to deal with today.
Today... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1403886363 | 1403994971 | t3_29920q | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking then accidentally kissing my best friend who has had a boyfriend for 4 months
Well, this all started on Monday when I fucked up for the first time by drinking 2 shots of absolute as the day before was my birthday (I am only 16) later that day I was supposed to leave in order to compete in sk... | 20 | 1.1 | |
1403885831 | 1404132106 | t3_299145 | t5_2to41 | 62 | scrubtech85: TIFU by poisoning both my wife and myself.
Well I decided to fix a fancy bday dinner for my wife and grilled some mahi mahi that had been in the fridge for a few days. It didnt smell bad and tasted great, then my wife started turning red. I thought she may have gotten sunburnt and I hadnt noticed til now b... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1403887984 | 1403890529 | t3_2994ot | t5_2to41 | 4 | ajman70: TIFU by nailing a little girl in the face with a tennis ball
So I work coaching little kids on the basics of tennis at my local park. It's a pretty easy job and the pay is fine for what I need it for. The kids really like me and we tend to mess around a lot during drills, to make sitting out in the heat bearab... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1403885632 | 1404052715 | t3_2990tl | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By not checking for toilet paper
pyrowolf8: Hi I_NEED_TP, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU By not checking for toilet paper* has been removed because it did not start with "TIFU". Please feel free to resubmit after this has been corrected.
We apologize for the ... | 3 | 1 | |
1403887688 | 1403896465 | t3_29946s | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting nearly getting a caffeine overdose
First of all, let me say that I did not go to the hospital or get near death experience before many of you complain that this is not worthy to TIFU.
Yesterday, my best friend came over to my house and we decided that we wanted to stay up hella late playing ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1403890793 | 1403942401 | t3_2999hk | t5_2to41 | 648 | alFacto: TIFU by telling my grandson i was in WW2
Tim337: WTF? You can't have guns in England? I think it's about time for some freedum^TM
sweetpea122: Is it really illegal to have guns in England?
Turd_in_the_hole: Handguns. You can have a shotgun or rifle but only for hunting or shooting with a club, and you need ... | 13 | 49.846154 | |
1403894258 | 1403934244 | t3_299f62 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Shrubrooster: TIFU by trying to make soldered connections
TIFU because I was tasked to replace an electrical component on some equipment on a customer's machine. Easy enough, I thought, as I drove to Reno, NV this morning. I found out they old wires were soldered in and the new ones would have to be soldered onto the n... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1403895289 | 1403926408 | t3_299gwe | t5_2to41 | 155 | ar111: TIFU by drinking a liter of beet juice
...so I drank the juice two days ago, but the effects are at its peak.
I had been sick for a couple of days and saw some beet juice at the store - I thought, shit that's probably healthy, and will make me feel better. Lord was I wrong.
The problems started when the sug... | 5 | 31 | |
1403894685 | 1403908553 | t3_299fvh | t5_2to41 | 4 | builderkid107: TIFU by eating cake.
nucleotidingsofjoy: Did you check the buttered toast for mold before you ate it?
builderkid107: Haha. Not funny.
BrokenStool: it is funny n00b :^)
| 4 | 1 | |
1403896579 | 1403915328 | t3_299ixx | t5_2to41 | 4 | bruce_md: TIFU by expecting decent morals
-My_Other_Account-: What are biggie boards?
DeathHaze420: He meant boogie board I bet.
-My_Other_Account-: That makes alot more sense lol.
| 4 | 1 | |
1403895198 | 1403956710 | t3_299gqy | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: Tifu by going into work without showering...
So I wake up late after a fun night and toss on my work clothes. I scramble to make it in and manage to arrive on time.
Everything is going good until I run into another staff member...
"what the fuck? Why do you have cat whiskers drawn on your face? And who's... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1403898379 | 1403974112 | t3_299lxn | t5_2to41 | 181 | CoolCatHobbes: TIFU by sleep walking into my girlfriend's roommates room.
I really don't know what to feel. Nothing has every really happened like this before. I was spending the night at my girlfriends house, in the middle of the night, got out of bed, walked down the hallway, and into her roommates room. I have no re... | 10 | 18.1 | |
1403899974 | 1403940565 | t3_299og4 | t5_2to41 | 120 | clbro: TIFU grilled cheese
When I got back from class today, I decided that making a grilled cheese would be a great idea for lunch. I was in a bit of a hurry, so I cranked the stove up to high, and decided that not using butter would be quicker. I put the sandwich in the pan, and placed a (plastic) spatula on the ed... | 5 | 24 | |
1403896571 | 1403913654 | t3_299ixm | t5_2to41 | 16 | mmiller1188: TIFU by letting a client's employee walk out with sensitive information
(Not quite today, but thought it would be a good story for those who work in IT).
The company for which I worked at the time provided IT services to small businesses around the area. Desktop support, directory services, print service... | 4 | 4 | |
1403901927 | 1403904343 | t3_299rps | t5_2to41 | 210 | throwaway69s23: TIFU by putting on my retainer
Yesterday, it was late at night, I just got wrapped up watching a movie in bed around 4 AM and decided it was time to go to bed. I popped in my retainer, which I don't keep in my case but on the nightstand next to me, right in. I notice it feels weird but I am too tired to... | 3 | 70 | |
1403904779 | 1404044535 | t3_299w7h | t5_2to41 | 25 | RetiredSexSlave3: TIFU by gossiping with a co-worker
Hi, lurked here for a while, and while my story isn't as magnificent as many of your stories, for my very bland life this was a very terrifying experience.
I work in a grocery store, in the dairy department, in the 2:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. shift.
One girl, "K", has ... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1403896811 | 1403915147 | t3_299jc0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | homesousvide: TIFU by drawing my boss at work
Thermohaline: No offense, but you draw like old people fuck
PartTimeBarbarian: Post removed, wanna let me know what happened?
Thermohaline: What are we talking about here?
PartTimeBarbarian: The post. It was removed. Can you tell me what it was about?
Thermohaline: It was ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1403908994 | 1403912197 | t3_29a2h5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | rice-bomb: TIFU by wearing my socks
BigLou101: It didn't feel crunchy putting it on?
rice-bomb: It was 5 in the morning and I personally could have given more shits about my dick falling off.
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1403911122 | 1403936369 | t3_29a5ga | t5_2to41 | 31 | NinjaPuker: TIFU by being unable to turn on a green light and being stuck on the pedestrian crossing while a blond man was walking
Title is pretty explicative.
I was trying to turn left on a green light so I had crept forward, right on the pedestrian crossing and unusually dense oncoming traffic prevented me from tur... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1403910296 | 1403912286 | t3_29a4an | t5_2to41 | 48 | tifu_throwawayshit: TIFU by using Apple TV at work
So I use Air Play to present power points at work. I'm a recruiter so I often use a power point when running group interviews. At the end of the group interview, I have them fill out questionnaires and then meet with them one on one. While they fill them out, I usually... | 4 | 12 | |
1403913809 | 1403933281 | t3_29a930 | t5_2to41 | 357 | dedalushasdumbideas: TIFU by putting Gucci up my butt.
I've been working out lately and I'm happy with where it's going. I'm really skinny so my legs finally look semi-appealing, but the camp I'm working at has a super strict dress code.
Anyway, I get back from work, and my mother's home with these fancy little perfu... | 8 | 44.625 | |
1403915495 | 1403982102 | t3_29abby | t5_2to41 | 21 | I_cant_english_good: Tifu by bringing my dog to city hall to show them he had no balls.
So my girlfriend gave me a task to register our dog now that we live in a different city. She laid out the paperwork for me and left to nursing school where she wouldn't have her phone. I am figuratively retarded and almost can't su... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1403916018 | 1404025410 | t3_29ac05 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by poking in crazy. [Long]
Dear Reddit,
Today, I realized that I fucked up my life.
I have been dating a psychopath for several years now. I've known her for nine and she was the bread to my butter for my existence. We've both had bad lives and pretty much grew up together, supporting each other hand-... | 6 | 1 | |
1403920413 | 1403979093 | t3_29ahdu | t5_2to41 | 99 | urajoke: TIFU by having sex on my period
Tonight my bf came over. I was off my period for a few hours, so I thought I was in the clear. Plus, as long as he wears a condom, he said he wouldn't mind a little blood bc it's not touching his dick anyways (he was wearing a condom). Well, things heat up and next thing you kno... | 7 | 14.142857 | |
1403921077 | 1404002594 | t3_29ai7f | t5_2to41 | 121 | 6661984v: TIFU by freeballing in brand-new blue jeans.
Today me and my girlfriend went to the beach. They were having some great sales at the local surf shops so i bought some clothes. I bought a pair of dark blue jeans. I decided to wear them out of the store. Im not wearing any underwear. Me and my girlfriend walked ... | 7 | 17.285714 | |
1403919782 | 1404001883 | t3_29aglq | t5_2to41 | 132 | InstantlyNew: TIFU by downloading adobe.
Finally got my new text book for my upcoming psych course. Like an excited child I immediately download it and started reading the preface and introduction sections. Immediately I am floored. I've been out of college for a decade and all this new information that's been learned... | 6 | 22 | |
1403924420 | 1403960576 | t3_29amcp | t5_2to41 | 20 | OopsHistory: TIFU by deleting my history.
I was browsing YouTube, as usual, listening to my favorite songs. Unfortunately, after a while, I forgot I wasn't in Incognito mode and logged into my email account. Realizing what I had done, I immediately clicked the button to clear all history so it wouldn't save my username... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1403926408 | 1403994829 | t3_29aot1 | t5_2to41 | 87 | AButterChurningPoint: TIFU by babysitting (Warning: Pretty Gross)
Ok, I'm new to reddit and this was about 15 years ago.
I was only 9 years old, and I wasn't allowed to watch TV alot, so I didn't know the more ratchet parts of babies. I always knew about babies, and loved them, they just seemed so cute in the pictures... | 7 | 12.428571 | |
1403926672 | 1403929264 | t3_29ap3b | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: tifu by having my period at my dad's house and bleeding all over the bed sheets
The title pretty much says it all. I don't know what to do. It wasn't a lot of blood though. Any suggestions on how to get the stain out?
WaylandC: Hydrogen peroxide.
penguinsstealsanity: ^This. I once had a neighbor who cut his ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1403927870 | 1404065980 | t3_29aqdg | t5_2to41 | 17 | DudeUncoolBro: TIFU by rat-tailing the 8/10 waitress with a towel.
I work in a small chain resturaunt in a small city in Indiana. I have been working there for a couple months so I know what I'm doing around the place and I'm not phased by the usual shit that goes down in the service industry. I had just finished clean... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1403925121 | 1403942682 | t3_29an7a | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a joke about retarded people.
Tonight I looked at my nephew and said, "hey buddy, you know what's better than getting first place at the special Olympics? Not being retarded." I forgot that one of our friends was over tonight who volunteers for it. Dead silence. I felt terrible.
MyNameIs... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1403928902 | 1403929420 | t3_29ark6 | t5_2to41 | 78 | LeChubster: TIFU by making a joke.
Background. I worked in food service at an amusement park.
One day while working the ice cream stand, a new employee came in for training. After showing him how to properly make an ice cream an order came in for a vanilla with rainbow sprinkles. I asked the new guy to make it. He sa... | 3 | 26 |
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