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1404078865 | 1404094063 | t3_29f8i9 | t5_2to41 | 288 | femalesextoyseverywh: TIFU by walking into the bathroom when my brother was in there
Now, my brother and I are very close. I am 19 years old, and he is 17. We used to do everything together until I went off to university. Well, I am back for my summer vacation right now.
When we were children (I was 12, he was 10), he... | 5 | 57.6 | |
1404080433 | 1404095160 | t3_29favq | t5_2to41 | 173 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my mother's lipgloss.
Let me start by saying that I live approximately 1.5 hours away from my hometown because I'm currently in university. I was home visiting for the weekend, and some old friends from high school invited me out. Not wanting to bring a purse, but a purse was all I had, I asked... | 6 | 28.833333 | |
1404081147 | 1404244915 | t3_29fbw3 | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by trolling on 4chan
Welp, I was a little drunk and figured "Hey, I'll go to /b/ and have a laugh by trolling - no lasting harm as no thread lasts for more than a day and everyone's anonymous". Welll, drunk me decided it was time to flush out some more pedos and get them banned for justice and laughs, b... | 8 | 9.75 | |
1404082318 | 1404097775 | t3_29fdhn | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting toothpaste in my hair
Allow me to explain...
My schedule at work has been all over the map lately and I haven't been relaxing very much in what little time off I actually allow myself. As a result, I'm tired, cranky and (apparently) absent-minded.
So I got out of the shower, walked to the s... | 3 | 7 | |
1404083507 | 1404135591 | t3_29ff3k | t5_2to41 | 9 | Idiotic_Person: TIFU by 'tricking' my girlfriend into thinking I got her flowers when I got her something else.
I feel really fucking stupid right now and I'm going to disappoint her.
Okay, let's begin..
My girlfriend and I have quite a hard relationship. We don't live overly close to each other and even then the vis... | 3 | 3 | |
1404084587 | 1404089754 | t3_29fgkh | t5_2to41 | 45 | Richy8447: TIFU by lending my friend $6.00
Me and my friend went to the movies and he shared popcorn with me. I bought myself a drink but he did not. I devour the popcorn and eventually he says I ate too much popcorn so I stop eating and leave it all to him. Later on he wants to buy a drink and some nachos but doesn't... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1404084339 | 1404161820 | t3_29fg9d | t5_2to41 | 46 | Psychocow: TIFU by dumping my baby gravy into my wife's eye NSFW
So I hadn't seen my wife in over 2 weeks due to some military training I had to attend. While I was away I decided to really spice up the next time we were together by getting us some nice new toys to play with. Nothing big, some handcuffs, a blindfold, a... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1404084903 | 1404172208 | t3_29fh0r | t5_2to41 | 17 | heisenberg747: TIFU my computer with a filled water bottle
I woke up yesterday morning with a bad hangover and a dry mouth. I went to the fridge to grab a bottle of water, and brought it back to my room. I got in bed, intending to chug the whole bottle and go back to sleep, but I fell a sleep a bit earlier than inten... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1404090745 | 1404129008 | t3_29fp28 | t5_2to41 | 93 | wordsoffarewell: TIFU by not flushing a spider down the toilet
There was a spider on my staircase. A nasty violator of my home domain so I decided to seek my revenge on it. I picked it up with several tissues and quickly ran with it to the toilet to flush it away and end its misery. However, I realized I needed to ta... | 4 | 23.25 | |
1404090931 | 1404095849 | t3_29fpba | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by draining my kids swimming pool.
I drained my daughters pool (about 500 gallons). I've done this twice now this summer because I cannot afford a pool vacuum. I drain it, scrub it clean and then refill it. Well, my neighbor to the back of my house comes over. She is crying and can barley speak words. I... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1404090716 | 1404146625 | t3_29fp0h | t5_2to41 | 6,823 | xduqte: TIFU by visiting a prostitute [nsfw]
Was coming home Saturday evening after many, many beers with a mate. There's a brothel near my place and I was feeling drunk, horny and foolish, so figured what the hell and went in.
Ended up booking two hours with a young lady there. In amongst other things we made small t... | 13 | 524.846154 | |
1404091098 | 1404095512 | t3_29fpin | t5_2to41 | 5 | langdonaulger: TIFU by dislocating my coworker's shoulder
About half an hour ago, my co-worker Mark offered to give me a ride to the bus stop because he noticed me walking. I gladly accepted and got in his car.
He started cleaning off the passenger seat and when I got in, I went to adjust my seat back a notch. When I ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1404093836 | 1404228818 | t3_29ft86 | t5_2to41 | 148 | iANDR0ID: TIFU by tanning my penis.
This did not actually take place today but this is one of my favorite sexcapades and this seems like the appropriate place to share.
For Christmas a couple of years ago, my roommates and our respective girlfriends decided to have a Secret Santa gift exchange. The gift given to my gi... | 6 | 24.666667 | |
1404091030 | 1404101010 | t3_29fpfg | t5_2to41 | 21 | Anonymous828420: TIFU by trying to jack off in the living room
TIFU by trying to masturbate in the living room via Google TV. I closed the blinds, locked the door and got ready to do it. I went in incognito mode and found a good video and got down to business. About five minutes in, my friend knocks at my door! Oh shit... | 3 | 7 | |
1404094460 | 1404110085 | t3_29fu2f | t5_2to41 | 26 | OatsNraisin: TIFU by smacking a couple with an inner tube.
So I work as a lifeguard at my University's pool, which has a lazy river where swimmers can float around on inner tubes. At the end of the day, our job is to collect the tubes the swimmers have been using. Some end up on the inner part of the loop, so to get ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1404098272 | 1404155380 | t3_29fz17 | t5_2to41 | 3 | RAGING_HEMORRHOIDS: TIFU by buying weed with friends
Well, today my best friend and i decided we wanted to get blazed tonight, and we're gonna go in half on some. We go ahead and head out, when i find out, she hadn't even asked her boyfriend. Now, for the first few months of their relationship it was a touchy topic, be... | 3 | 1 | |
1404098826 | 1404182625 | t3_29fzrq | t5_2to41 | 32 | LinkTossing: TIFU by telling my girlfriend she can hook-up with other guys
Let me give you guys some back-story first. My girlfriend and I (both of us in our early 20's) have been going out for the past 7 years and have had a pretty good relationship. However, the past few years I've been scared shit-less thinking she ... | 8 | 4 | |
1404098535 | 1404115098 | t3_29fzeg | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By calling the cops on my Cholo neighbours
In our apartments someone had a Quinceañera party, there was loud music and karaoke going on around 10 p.m. Around this time one of our neighbours asks the DJ to turn down the music, instead of taking it to consideration, the DJ just ignores it. The guy gets ve... | 3 | 3 | |
1404090828 | 1404259638 | t3_29fp6m | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a clueless fuck
At the store today, buying some running clothes.
Cashier was a really cute girl my age, was chatting her up a bit.
Asks me if I want to sign up for there rewards program.
Not really, but yes.
Asking me for my info, name, phone number, etc.
Putting in my information, tells m... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1404100056 | 1404102058 | t3_29g1ea | t5_2to41 | 11 | nippletonbonerfart: TIFU by being a getting into a fight with my mother.
Here, I will provide a little backstory first. I'm 17 years old, and lately there has been some weird shit going on in my house. My mom has been taking some of my adderall. (I have insanely ADD and it really helps me be more calm and in control of... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1404102819 | 1404204232 | t3_29g4vk | t5_2to41 | 24 | WoodrowTruesmith: TIFU by paying for dinner with my girlfriend's family
My girlfriend (I'll call her M) and I met her dad and brother at Old Homestead Steakhouse in New York this afternoon. M's mom wasn't there because her parents are currently separated, but they might be getting back together.
The dad has been so g... | 4 | 6 | |
1404102616 | 1404103719 | t3_29g4md | t5_2to41 | 4 | aliaschick559: TIFU by accidentally living out a Cameron Diaz movie
Last week, I had sex with a guy I met on OkCupid. It wasn't even good sex. He pressured me and pushed me to do it and I stupidly did it bareback. We've been texting the whole week. He kept saying things about his life and they didn't add up. Today, his... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1404089722 | 1404165107 | t3_29fnnh | t5_2to41 | 5 | buffalo_Fart: TIFU by locking myself out of my apt in only a bath towel
This happened years ago but hey. so there i am standing outside my apt in only a towel with my door locked behind me. mind you im outside as these apartments do not have a common hallway. i walk down the stairs and look to see my only option which ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1404103648 | 1404224282 | t3_29g5u9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | averysadgirl: TIFU by contacting my "victim"
Back story: read my AMA about being a university stalker
I got a prepaid phone and called him and left several long voicemails addressing my hurts with him from the past and owning up to my wrongs.
He called back and he didn't know who it was, he kept on asking if I got t... | 9 | 0.666667 | |
1404104013 | 1404104469 | t3_29g6a3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | dougthethug95: TIFU By Accidentally "Liking" A Photo On Facebook
Before you jump to any conclusions, No this is not one of those stories where I "liked" a several year old photo of my crush
Let me preface with a little backstory: When I was 4 my parents got divorced and I moved from Washington state to Georgia with my... | 4 | 4 | |
1404104221 | 1404140655 | t3_29g6jn | t5_2to41 | 115 | mythrowawayident: TIFU by reviewing childhood camera memory cards with my parents
My brother is getting married later this year. My parents needed some help providing the bride's sister with photos of his childhood, as well as any photos of the bride with our family.
While systematically looking through all the memor... | 5 | 23 | |
1404101404 | 1404117219 | t3_29g359 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally running a red light
Sorry, it might be long, might not be. I'll see at the end.
My SO and I decided we wanted some snacks and something to drink. I suggest we go to a 99 Cent store, since it's close, and cheap. We go, get our snacks and drinks, pay, and are headed out the door. Sudden... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1404105224 | 1404127980 | t3_29g7qk | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on reddit.
I decided to meander on over here and procrastinate a little bit because I would rather not write a research paper that is due in about 24 hours. Anyways, as many of you may know (and are subscribed to /r/WTF) they had a particularly volatile post (which I cannot link because I am on... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1404108753 | 1404110200 | t3_29gbhn | t5_2to41 | 10 | Dumb-boy: TIFU when I lied...
Long story short, I emotionally detached from my girlfriend last year for a month or so (we were together for a year before then) and during that time I started talking with a different girl who I had slight relations with in the past. We flirted and it made me feel better, but nothing ser... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1404105349 | 1404133240 | t3_29g7vz | t5_2to41 | 4 | MCMXChris: TIFU by having coffee on a fishing trip and no toilet paper
I know that 8 out of 10 times, if I have coffee, I will have pretty violent bowel movements within an hour. We went to a pretty secluded reservoir and I grabbed an iced coffee beforehand. We left in a hurry to get there with some daylight left and f... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1404109507 | 1404115006 | t3_29gc8j | t5_2to41 | 11 | The_Dong_Tickler: TIFU by forgetting sunscreen
My friend today invited me to the beach. I forgot sunscreen and not wanting to ask for any of his because he's not so rich and all he had was a little travel size bottle I went on without it. I normally don't burn very easily, but this day Helios was mad and took out all h... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1404109086 | 1404124605 | t3_29gbt4 | t5_2to41 | 27 | ___throwaway3: TIFU by taking LSD and trying to see OutKast
So I started the day out sore and hungover and sick. I didn't want to do anything but lay in my bed all day. I had to volunteer at a fest and OutKast was playing tonight. So my friend said he was going, came over, gave him some mdma, and i packed up with the p... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1404111435 | 1404224256 | t3_29ge09 | t5_2to41 | 674 | DigDugHero: TIFU while proposing
So last night I fucked up by proposing to my wonderful girlfriend
The night had started out really well, we went to go to dinner. Then I sprung the idea of us going night fishing, as we do this from time to time. I had it all set up, we got to our normal spot and we carried everything ... | 9 | 74.888889 | |
1404111788 | 1404162020 | t3_29gec4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying taking a liquid Benadryl pill with ice water
First post, be nice. (I wonder why people say this...)
TL;DR - Biting liquid benadryl pills is a bad idea...
So just 15 minutes ago, my allergies started acting up. So I took a liquid benadryl pill. I had some ice water left out and thought "h... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1404112888 | 1404144777 | t3_29gfd3 | t5_2to41 | 43 | JasonMcTater: TIFU by having my first threesome NSFW
So my buddy and I were out the other night when this girl, Melissa, that I'm casually dating texted me "Hey, me and Jess are having a couple of beers at her parents house if you're in town."
Girls? Drinking? We're in.
So we head over and the girls are already prett... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1404111611 | 1404283200 | t3_29ge6k | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by snap chatting my girlfriend...
Unlike some posts, this actually happened today... an hour ago. Still not sure what I hope to accomplish by posting this, maybe some advice to defuse the situation? I guess I'll get into the story now!
So it started with my girlfriend sending a picture of her saying sh... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1404115541 | 1404121808 | t3_29ghjf | t5_2to41 | 17 | JezaLinko: TIFU By getting high on my roof
This actually happened many fucked up todays ago, I was up all night smoking and it was sunrise about 6am so I had the brilliant idea of climbing on the roof with my bong and mix bowl to have a few, also I thought bringing my slingshot along would also be a bright thing to do,... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1404115942 | 1404243208 | t3_29ghtw | t5_2to41 | 29 | my_nipples_is_hard: Tifu by giving my girlfriend a pet name.
So me and my girlfriend have been getting more serious lately and so it's time to bust out the pet names. Well, she goes all generic on me and calls me babe. No big deal but apparently she's called it and I can't use it. So in an effort to come up one for her... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1404117293 | 1404130538 | t3_29giud | t5_2to41 | 23 | DROPlikeaTROLL: TIFU by going through my mothers computer [NSFW, NSFL]
So i'm in college and i was doing a project at school and didn't quite finish, so i came home to wrap things up. I didn't have a computer to do my project on, so i used my mothers computer.
In my class my instructor is particular about where we sa... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1404117996 | 1404147099 | t3_29gjde | t5_2to41 | 230 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with a married man.
2 days ago, I had plans to hook up with a guy on grindr. We're both in our late 20s and everything seemed fine, no red flags at all. I'm still pretty closeted (which is why this is a throwaway).
Anyhow, we meet up and we go to his place. As soon as I enter, I see fami... | 4 | 57.5 | |
1404119569 | 1404130338 | t3_29gklx | t5_2to41 | 9 | 6romperstomper9: TIFU because I was drunk and stopped the cab driver so I could get a prostitute.
I'd had a long hard week at work. Everything went wrong, everybody was giving me the shits.
My wife was in a mood all week too. Nagging the shit out of me, "Take the garbage out" over and over she would nag.
"You fucking t... | 3 | 3 | |
1404123157 | 1404153863 | t3_29gngo | t5_2to41 | 483 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into anal overtime during threesome; things get messy.
I originally wrote this as a response to an AskReddit thread, but thought the TIFU crowd might appreciate it too.
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A friend (we'll call him Rick) and I were trolling a trashy dive bar in Portland, looking for some casual tail. We'd be... | 8 | 60.375 | |
1404125531 | 1404127458 | t3_29gpao | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By lighting a sparkler bomb in my kitchen.
Where to begin? Well today was a bit of an eventful day, my brother is on leave from the military to start with. Me and my roommates all basically grew up together, went to school together, etc. We bought beer for the occasion, drinking for several hours. The n... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1404127419 | 1404146786 | t3_29gqvv | t5_2to41 | 107 | Vincentvonthrowaway: TIFU by telling a woman her shorts were unzipped in back.
This actually happened 25 years ago. I was eating at McDonalds in Green Hills, a small wealthy community in Nashville TN. It was lunchtime and there were lines at every register. A woman was standing waiting to order wearing shorts that z... | 7 | 15.285714 | |
1404129197 | 1404229487 | t3_29gsh9 | t5_2to41 | 218 | [deleted]: TIFU by 1v1ing my girlfriends younger cousin in halo
He was being cocky when playing my girlfriends brother so I got waaaay too competitive and went MLG.... he cried and told his mom that "furlan63 is a bully". I apologized but their family gave me nasty looks all night. They didnt even say bye to me when th... | 7 | 31.142857 | |
1404126853 | 1404185344 | t3_29gqfg | t5_2to41 | 5 | phaedrus1999: TIFU by almost killing my father and brother
Okay, to start off, this actually happened A couple of months ago, but I still thought it would be cool to share it and get it off my chest:
So, I live in Florida, and the male side of my family is really into scuba diving (I mean, it's Florida! what else are ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1404132410 | 1404145308 | t3_29gvqg | t5_2to41 | 1 | What_a_munter: TIFU by not proof reading my texts.
Swarlsonegger: >he's Trans, no problems there for me
why exactly are you dating at all?
chihuahua_cat: >why exactly are you dating at all?
Whats the problem with OP dating someone who is trans*?
Swarlsonegger: because he probably started dating to find a love ... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1404135980 | 1404138253 | t3_29gzwo | t5_2to41 | 17 | ShakespeareGotHigh: TIFU by saying 'sorry for your loss' about a dead dog
So I have a friend on Snapchat who snaps about her dog a lot. I absent-mindedly check her story once in a while, and I see that recently there is talk of a 'car accident' and I don't see her dog in snaps any more.
Recently, she snaps herself cry... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1404136973 | 1404141583 | t3_29h182 | t5_2to41 | 10 | tomorrowistomato: TIFU by drinking water in the dark
BournvitaSallu: While you are typing this, the spider's family has already started plotting their revenge.
They will find you and suffocate you, slowly but surely, they will have their revenge.
tomorrowistomato: Oh god nooooo
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1404138864 | 1404166465 | t3_29h40s | t5_2to41 | 68 | bellagioia: TIFU by trying to get in some stranger's car. While they were inside.
(I don't post..ever, but this is my second time posting on /r/TIFU..so it's safe to say I'm an idiot.)
After work, about two days ago, I was pretty tired after a lengthy and busy lunch serving shift. I needed to get cigarettes at the gas... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1404133701 | 1404147956 | t3_29gx7g | t5_2to41 | 2 | abrakidabra: TIFU by accidentally converting my OS hard drive to a dynamic disk
I have two 2TB drives in my PC and for so long I have only been using one of them as that is all the space that I needed.
I had been wanting to experiment with RAID arrays and hard drive mirroring for a while now and tonight I thought 'wh... | 8 | 0.25 | |
1404139868 | 1404155441 | t3_29h5nm | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting porn on the surround sound at my school cafe
This did not happen today but when I was in highschool. We were rehearsing a play for drama class when my friends and I decided to pull a prank like how we always did in drama class. This time we took it a bit to far…maybe. We got a hold of a girls... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1404140333 | 1404340350 | t3_29h6e7 | t5_2to41 | 44 | tifuthrowaway34: TIFU by not knowing what a blowjob is
Ok, some back story... I'm 18, and I've lived a very sheltered life. I live in Salt Lake City, my family is very Mormon, and I was home schooled up until 9th grade. Sex was an unspeakable taboo, and I knew what little I did from "bad friends" in church.
My parent... | 9 | 4.888889 | |
1404139036 | 1404234402 | t3_29h4aa | t5_2to41 | 9 | fuckin_dreams_man: TIFU by basically falling in love with a girl, in my dream, who doesn't actually exist
depthout: Good news for you. We can only dream about persons we saw/met in real life so she exists. Maybe even live near you. Keep your eyes open.
fuckin_dreams_man: That actually is really good news, thank you!
| 3 | 3 | |
1404141880 | 1404249320 | t3_29h90m | t5_2to41 | 517 | Terrible_Storyteller: TIFU by taking my girlfriend to a wedding
This happened Saturday, here it is. I've been dating my girlfriend for a couple years now and it's been known from beginning I don't want to get married nor have kids while she does. We just accepted, or so I thought, that we would just enjoy our relations... | 9 | 57.444444 | |
1404142003 | 1404142500 | t3_29h97z | t5_2to41 | 7 | Sad_Donkey: TIFU by selling something for way less than it's worth
I've been selling things on eBay and I have this item (new) that retails for over $700. I put it up at a fixed price a few months ago and received offers up to $400, but I just ended up holding on to the item. For whatever reason, I decided it would be ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1404143522 | 1404265265 | t3_29hbrg | t5_2to41 | 3,845 | Burning_Anus: TIFU By accidentally pepper spraying my anus. [NSFW]
So this just happened and I thought you guys may enjoy this....I devoted today to cleaning around the house and because of this decided to wear comfortable shorts which did not have pockets. Throughout the course of the day I had to go in and out of the... | 14 | 274.642857 | |
1404141376 | 1404189701 | t3_29h861 | t5_2to41 | 245 | Rtwose: TIFU by trying to climb through an inflatable sofa
Ok, this one is a few years old, but sums me up reasonably well.
After moving into my first place as a relatively poor 20 something, I bought an inflatable sofa for the living room. Between the base of the sofa and the arm/backrest, there was a small gap. Bein... | 6 | 40.833333 | |
1404147189 | 1404192736 | t3_29hhnz | t5_2to41 | 562 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my girlfriend lick my asshole.
So this morning I'm taking a shower while my girlfriend is in there talking to me. A normal type of day. I've brought up to her in the past how I would like to have my asshole licked because it feels good. She said she would only do when it's clean and not hairy.... | 11 | 51.090909 | |
1404148249 | 1404153023 | t3_29hjj6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my mom eat my cum [NSFW]
This was back a few years ago when I was 14.
So I had saw a movie, I think American Pie, where this dude fucks a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and my little ass thought it would be awesome to try out this bread pussy. So I'm going at it and I finish in the sandwich... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1404148667 | 1404170898 | t3_29hk9z | t5_2to41 | 25 | Brandaman: TIFU by seriously wasting NHS time
Someone at work hid my mug and covered it in approximately 4000 layers of hazard tape. Tried to stab through the handle with scissors. Scissors slipped, one blade went on each side of my finger. Blood everywhere. I passed out. They called an ambulance. I went to A&E. Th... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1404150150 | 1404216136 | t3_29hmvb | t5_2to41 | 118 | wgshiv3r: TIFU by not wearing underwear to work
I work at an all girls college for the IT department. Although it is summer we still have a very active summer school so the school is still very busy with people every where.
We were changing out the Wireless Access Points in the one of the buildings today so I was up o... | 5 | 23.6 | |
1404150658 | 1404160796 | t3_29hnsi | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU sleepwalking
I'll start this one of... We were out having a few drinks at a small, very cozy, little restaurant/pub. It was getting late so the pub was closing, and me and a friend was invited to a "nachspiel", at a girls cabin. Now, for the record, it's a very small cabin with only 2 bedrooms and one c... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1404138761 | 1404220511 | t3_29h3ux | t5_2to41 | 10 | DLanceD: TIFU by serving my GF a GNAT PB & J.
So this morning I was smoking in the apartment and got a text from my girlfriend (who was upstairs) expressing her extreme displeasure. I decided to make it up to her and fix her a PB & J sandwich. After feverishly searching through the kitchen for the bread my sear... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1404150501 | 1404228289 | t3_29hnhz | t5_2to41 | 1,790 | aerinjl1: TIFU by not reading the whole article on feeding pineapple to dogs.
My dog, Pippet, goes absolutely bonkers for fruits and vegetables; gets more excited for baby carrots than bacon, more excited for spinach than steak, you get the idea. She gets them as treats and I always double-check the safety of new items... | 9 | 198.888889 | |
1404143245 | 1404154670 | t3_29hbbp | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By Missing Deadline For Important Application
A little about me: I recently turned 21 and am in college. I attend a small private college in California, majoring in Economics, and have been looking to transfer for over a year now because it's so expensive and I am looking for more in my college experien... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1404139201 | 1404156333 | t3_29h4jv | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a haircut
Dear reddit.
Today I fucked up by getting a haircut. I own a dirtbike and decided to take it for a spin today because of the warm weather. I drove down to my hairdresser and got a haircut. As we are saying goodbye, I start the engine and shift into first gear. I drive 5 metres, hea... | 3 | 3 | |
1404151550 | 1404222259 | t3_29hpc6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by parking in a handicap spot for 10 seconds and getting berated by a handicapped man.
Today, I decided to go job searching in my new car which happens to be manual. so I was still getting used to driving it. Well at one point I decided to get an application for a restaurant right next to where my mom w... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1404152002 | 1404203470 | t3_29hq57 | t5_2to41 | 132 | Skleb: TIFU by having sex at GF's place [NSFW]
This actually didn't happend today but few years ago in winter.
Not a native speaker here, excuse my language.
Needless to say this was at the beginning of our relationship, so her parents didn't even knew me yet. Her parents with siblings were gone for a football matc... | 5 | 26.4 | |
1404155648 | 1404195227 | t3_29hwdo | t5_2to41 | 40 | AMRRice: TIFU by masturbating in a lake.
This happened yesterday. I've been in a dry spell lately and it's really stayed to get to me emotionally and physically. I tend not to go out because I see all these happy couples out there, and I just want to avoid being around that. Some days I won't get out of bed, I won't ea... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1404156437 | 1404218722 | t3_29hxqp | t5_2to41 | 8 | TifuAllDay: TIFU: Harassed my CEO
While taking a piss in the company's restroom, my CEO walked in and occupied the stall next to mine. From my peripheral, I knew it was the company's CEO. I kept my eyes forward and followed the men's toilet code of conduct which was to not make any eye contact and to keep my mouth shut... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1404156534 | 1404159021 | t3_29hxxg | t5_2to41 | 11 | NoMoreShowers: Tifu by taking a shower.
My husband is deployed and will be for a very long time. I don't get to talk to him regularly through any media, not even email.
Well, this morning I went upstairs, plopped the kids in their bedroom and went to wash of the sweat, baby poop, and spit up. I left my phone downstair... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1404158107 | 1404163903 | t3_29i0pl | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by drowning my phone.
I woke up late for class this morning and went to check my phone to see why my alarm didn't go off to realize that the screen is completely soaked in liquid and won't turn on. Wtf? I didn't have any water? I didn't spill anything? I didn't pee the bed did I? Nope. I take my otterbo... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1404158839 | 1404160615 | t3_29i1zd | t5_2to41 | 29 | Lynchie945389: TIFU by walking into the wrong room
Okay, this was actually last year July-ish but i've been waiting for a long time to tell it so here it goes. So I have this friend, lets call her Sarah. Sarah's parents go out of town so she decides to throw a huge party and invites all her hot friends. I can sense th... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1404159418 | 1404319746 | t3_29i2wo | t5_2to41 | 15 | DeucesRWild: TIFU by copying an "off the record" chat with a friend into an email & then sending it to her
I have someone I've been friends with for over 5 years; it's a really important friendship to me, chatting online almost every day. Something happened on Friday where I inadvertently breached her trust over s... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1404161423 | 1404209752 | t3_29i6fo | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing bdsm porn to my mom [NSFW]
This happened some time ago. Now, I've never been a big downloader of porn and I don't have any porn folders on my computer. What I do instead is bookmark streaming videos I like and I'll occasionally save a picture I like a lot. But because I'm an idiot I didn't sa... | 9 | 9.666667 | |
1404161140 | 1404169582 | t3_29i5ws | t5_2to41 | 43 | crackerjackers: TIFU by squirming too much while getting fingered by the bf
So my boyfriend and I normally start things off the usual foreplay that eventually leads to some hot, heavy sex. But today, he wanted to try a new method of fingering. So still being new to the wonderful world of sex I let him, thinking that no... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1404161345 | 1404182307 | t3_29i69n | t5_2to41 | 12 | wrenny20: TIFU by accidentally groping my driving instructor
I'm sat in the driver's seat happily driving along while my instructor is in the passenger seat giving me instructions. She tells my to change gear so I press the clutch down and reach for the gear stick... some how my hand misses the gear stick and ends up o... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1404165169 | 1404252373 | t3_29icl1 | t5_2to41 | 87 | Spaceman-Quip: TIFU: I accidentally allowed my dick pics seen by a family member. [NSFW]
So I recently got a new iPhone after I broke my old one. The insurance covered it. So happy days. But since it was so darn easy to pick up my new hand set, I guess I was a little slap-dash with the set up. Usually when I am setting... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1404166673 | 1404169210 | t3_29iez0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | CoreyTheGr8: TIFU by sleeping in way too late and missing a date
I asked a girl out last week for a date today (Monday.) I assumed we were going to go out in the evening and when I woke up I was going to solidify the time. But unfortunately my sleep schedule has bit more than messed up. I fell asleep at 5am but set my ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1404167116 | 1404168334 | t3_29ifoi | t5_2to41 | 1 | 420poopking69: TIFU by making a DIARRHEA FOUNTAIN in my BRAND NEW HOUSE :OOO
So today I was moving into my new house, and since we were moving, I decided to eat the rest of the two month old shrimp that was in the fridge. Now normally I'm really allergic to shellfish BUT I'm also LACTOSE INTOLERANT so I figured if I dr... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1404162492 | 1404237982 | t3_29i89x | t5_2to41 | 19 | wreck_tangle82: TIFU by leaving a co-worker a note at work that said “DIE”
This happened about 4 yrs ago. I work in an emergency department, and during the night shift, when things slow down and 0400 boredom-weirdness sets in, my friends and I come up with stupid ideas. This time, we cut out letters from a magazine and... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1404169081 | 1404232531 | t3_29iiwm | t5_2to41 | 324 | 32lateralus: TIFU by taking some benadryl [NSFW]
After soccer practice I am very tired and having some terrible allergies due to the crappy dry arizona grass I was playing on. I decide to pop some Benadryl and call it a night since the med makes me sleepy. Some time passes and I go brush my teeth before bed and go to p... | 5 | 64.8 | |
1404169892 | 1404190219 | t3_29ik93 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Antinaxtos: TIFU by asking my gf of only 4 weeks to shave her bush
Harlequinphobia: Never tell a girl to do that, you have to get your point across creatively. I once dated a girl who had a crazy bush, and I just wouldn't go down on her. I never said why, and she told me many times she loved it when a guy did that to ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1404171737 | 1404172197 | t3_29in62 | t5_2to41 | 2 | alky999: TIFU by drinking
The I wrote nasty messages to the girl that my boyfriend cheated on me with. He went to her house with wine and she crawled into his lap. I got drunk today and basically wrote on her facebook wall telling her to "fuck herself".
[deleted]: still drunk?
alky999: coming around
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1404166463 | 1404243301 | t3_29ienc | t5_2to41 | 198 | fairfieldbordercolli: TIFU by going to the beach and not paying attention...
So today I decided to take the dogs to the beach. Living near miles and miles of coastline, it's not hard to find a spot to do this.
I ended up finding a spot that is usually full of people but for some reason was empty. Just thinking i... | 5 | 39.6 | |
1404178700 | 1404228273 | t3_29ixsj | t5_2to41 | 136 | flippinglikebirds: TIFU by texting in the nude
This just happened a few minutes ago and I figured that I would use my embarrassment for the good and share it with you all! Let me preface this by saying that I am a teenaged girl, so my parents are automatically inclined to be wary of me misusing my phone, if you know wh... | 7 | 19.428571 | |
1404178360 | 1404184229 | t3_29ixaa | t5_2to41 | 7 | ghost_warfare: TIFU by trying to have some me time [NFSW]
My friends and I had an wonderful idea to go camping for like 1 and a half weeks. I thought it wasn't going to be all bad since I love going camping. It was my friend, his sister, (which she will come up later in the story so lets call her Kate) Myself, and our ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1404159636 | 1404216795 | t3_29i39x | t5_2to41 | 12 | DesuLeaf: TIFU by going to ZapZone
I'm a Jr. Counselor at a local day camp, and once a month we go to ZapZone for a few hours and have oodles of laser blasting fun. The car that I share with my brother was in the shop, so my dad allowed me to borrow his electric car for the day.
Now here's where it gets interesting. ... | 3 | 4 | |
1404182366 | 1404187599 | t3_29j39u | t5_2to41 | 11 | thelanguageoflyrics: TIFU by getting a UTI
My SO and I have recently started to "get it on." In this time very little has occurred to cause a hitch. Might I also mention that this is my first sexual relationship, so beyond him I have no experience. Now, I do still live with my parents, and am under their rules. The unf... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1404182935 | 1404187504 | t3_29j417 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Thenot_so_Mini_Gamer: tifu by trying to sympathize with a parking lot scammer.
Yes, this did happen today, for both of you who care.
Ok, so I had to run to target after work to pick up some birthday cards for my mothers birthday. Now I have a relatively nice car, a 2008 Mini Cooper to be exact, not exacally new but i... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1404159159 | 1404197226 | t3_29i2ho | t5_2to41 | 16 | MicahsRedditAccount: TIFU by letting someone who has never driven before… drive my car.
she drove the car, hopped a curb, then through a fence and it was hanging halfway over a little hill/ravine. in my defense, we were in a parking lot, so i figured "what's the worst that could happen?" The worst did not happen (we co... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1404182215 | 1404184465 | t3_29j31r | t5_2to41 | 6 | Spenerwill: TIFU by cuming in my face.
So last night I was feeling the need to jerk off so I went to my room shut the door pulled off my pants and sat down to jerk off to some sweet sweet /r/NSFW_HTML5. So I was getting into it, just normal jerking off stuff and as I reached climax my dick was tilted just enough back t... | 3 | 2 | |
1404182793 | 1404200701 | t3_29j3v7 | t5_2to41 | 139 | AnusCutter: TIFU by getting a papercut in my asshole.
This happened about 10 minutes ago.
So I was sitting on the toilet, doing my business. It was one of those shits where I knew it was gonna be like wiping a marker when I finished. When I was done, I reached to my left and my stomach dropped: there's no toilet pape... | 5 | 27.8 | |
1404184239 | 1404185759 | t3_29j5wh | t5_2to41 | 3 | Mchotfoot: Tifu in what my friends refer to as the hot sauce incident.
IdFeelBadForYouBut: You have a far more interesting life than I.
Mchotfoot: Is that a good thing cuz I can't fucking tell.
| 3 | 1 | |
1404181272 | 1404185600 | t3_29j1oq | t5_2to41 | 21 | adamweaver43: TIFU by trapping myself inside of a fridge.
So obviously this happened when I was very young and could actually fit inside a fridge. So a little backstory, I was visiting my dad's house (divorced parents) without my brothers because they had some sort of appointment. (It was a while ago I don't remember.)... | 3 | 7 | |
1404187428 | 1404198046 | t3_29jac5 | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating on my parents bed
Well, this was technically a couple of years ago, but I've just had the courage to share this.
I live with my parents and my sister, and at that time we also had a full time maid staying with us. The maid used to sleep on the living room floor.
So anyway, it was late at... | 6 | 11.666667 | |
1404190118 | 1404222786 | t3_29jdum | t5_2to41 | 9 | coaster6: TIFU by booking a special private tour for my family
I just got back from the craziest trip of my life. I was on a family vacation in Mexico and we were staying in a nice resort. I thought it would be a good idea to book us a private tour of the ruins in Tulum. Tulum was 30inuyes away from our resort and it w... | 3 | 3 | |
1404191391 | 1404291918 | t3_29jfcv | t5_2to41 | 13 | Jager55: TIFU? by sleeping with my receptionist.
So I work for a ICT consulting company in Washington and am one of a few people there under the age of 40 ( I am 27 ). Now in the last 13 months I have been with the company I have been very well behaved. I hadn't slept with anyone from the company while they worked at t... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1404192404 | 1404221356 | t3_29jgle | t5_2to41 | 60 | m00nshad0w17: TIFU by peeing in a mall in front of everyone.
Much like many other fuckups mine was not today but in fact a long time ago. When I was about seven my mom took me to the mall for some shopping. After a while we were growing pretty hungry so we proceeded to procure some food from one of the vendors in the m... | 4 | 15 |
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