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1404192816 | 1404260564 | t3_29jh2x | t5_2to41 | 9 | Rotkreuz: TIFU by tipping too generously.
So let me preface my story by saying that I had a horrible nights sleep. I woke up at 2am and unable to go back to sleep, so when we go out to happy hour at 5pm I am feeling tired already.
Between me and my girlfriend we drank 7 drinks and an appetizers totaling a 44$ bill. He... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1404195859 | 1404226933 | t3_29jkg3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | rgriggs98: TIFU By Wiping my Hard Drive and my Windows 8
Well reddit, today it was I who f'd up.
I am a frequent of AskReddit, as are most redditors. I happened to come across the AskReddit about cool programs and saw the comment about virtual box. When I saw it, I thought, "Cool, I I'm going to run Ubuntu in a virtua... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1404202623 | 1404241339 | t3_29jqff | t5_2to41 | 35 | MrGodsgiven: TIFU by (probably) killing someones dog.
Okay, this was actually about a year ago but i remembered this when reading the pineapple shit incident story.
A while back I was house-sitting for my sisters friend and taking care of this 14 year old black Labrador named Kyle. Well when I was living there i had a... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1404200482 | 1404528603 | t3_29joop | t5_2to41 | 454 | teh3mo: TIFU by inadvertently outing myself to my brother after buying a video game
So my brother and I are coming back from Best Buy after purchasing a game I've been waiting for. In the car, he starts going off about how gay the cashier was. I was completely caught off guard and wasn't sure what my brother was talkin... | 15 | 30.266667 | |
1404187252 | 1404213949 | t3_29ja3d | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost dying from being locked in a toolbox.
This happened all long long time ago. But fuck it, this seems to be a trend so I'm gonna post any who.
I was probably around 4/5 when this took place. So over 20 years ago. I still get short of breath and really and really anxious when thinking about i... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1404219787 | 1404220795 | t3_29k5ei | t5_2to41 | 15 | AdrianBlake: TIFU by saying "OP PLEASE!!!" in a real life conversation.
Basically, I was talking to a friend and they said they'd find out something, and I said that they had better do it soon because I can't wait. And then I said "OP PLEASE!", just as a joke at my own pleading.
They stared blankly at me..... I had to... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1404222499 | 1404224508 | t3_29k8u1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming on the dead uncle of my girlfriend [NSFW]
So last night, me and my girlfriend were having sexy time. Time goes by and I decide to just cum in her since she on birth control and she Ok with that. After I have filled her, I pull out my cock and clean it with some tissues, she then asks me to gi... | 3 | 1 | |
1404222708 | 1404223299 | t3_29k94o | t5_2to41 | 36 | MexicanMosbyhuehue: TIFU by telling my boss the truth. Slighty NSFW
Before the Story, im a complete honest man ans always try to tell the truth , know that im in a apprenticeship and works starts at 8.
Today was like any other day except i slept at my Gf´s Place since we watched Soccer the night before. I woke up at 6... | 3 | 12 | |
1404222605 | 1404272067 | t3_29k8z1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Cenestpasnecessaire: TIFU by ordering a double espresso and smoking a cigarette
Jamarcus911: Si c'est necessaire juste achètes toi des culottes lol
Cenestpasnecessaire: Merci! J'en ai besoin..
Jamarcus911: bonne chance! peut-etrre demande une Parisiene pour de l'aide avec ca non? ;)
| 4 | 3 | |
1404223850 | 1404305461 | t3_29kanc | t5_2to41 | 188 | thereRnousernames: TIFU by experimenting sexually with magnets
So this happened back in November. Have only ever had one sexual partner and I broke things off with him when he revealed he had a girl already. Well that day I was really horny and since there was nobody else I did what I usually do and went to work on mys... | 9 | 20.888889 | |
1404226815 | 1404272641 | t3_29kf2p | t5_2to41 | 3,572 | viva-c: TIFU by unknowingly spraying mold on my face every day for weeks.
So one of my favorite makeup products is this makeup setting spray: http://www.urbandecay.com/all-nighter-long-lasting-makeup-setting-spray-by-urban-decay/356.html
As you can see, the bottle is opaque. I use the product every day after I put on ... | 13 | 274.769231 | |
1404229069 | 1404233412 | t3_29kina | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to camp in a tent in Utah
90lb_Balls: Oh my god! I went out in the wilderness and found wild shit. Pack it up, we're heading back to our thousand thread-count sheets.
notmycat: We've camped all over California and haven't found cockroaches until now. Sorry for not knowing Utah had a reputati... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1404229620 | 1404316874 | t3_29kjl3 | t5_2to41 | 454 | pantyfroaway: TIFU by telling the truth to my boyfriend [NSFW]
It's a little late, but last week I told my boyfriend that I've never orgasmed during piv or oral sex. He was really proud of his skills (especially with his tongue) and now he's really hurt, which I understand.
Unfortunately, we're long distance but he's ... | 10 | 45.4 | |
1404226673 | 1404308824 | t3_29keum | t5_2to41 | 572 | [deleted]: TIFU by commenting on the wrong Facebook post.
I like beans.
nboro94: Haha, that's hysterical!
Haerdune: Wrong post?
oo7squid: Yeah he meant to post on some thread about someone's Gran dying
That_Deaf_Guy: Damn, you didn't even try did you?
oo7squid: If you wanted to see people try, reddit is the wrong pla... | 9 | 63.555556 | |
1404229668 | 1404239973 | t3_29kjnm | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming on the dead uncle of my girlfriend [NSFW]
So last night, me and my girlfriend were having sexy time. Time goes by and I decide to just cum in her since she on birth control and she Ok with that. After I have filled her, I pull out my cock and clean it with some tissues, she then asks me to gi... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1404232484 | 1404235052 | t3_29kodx | t5_2to41 | 6 | freakmn: TIFU by dropping my stylus
[deleted]: Note 2 Stylus?
freakmn: I can't recall the model, but it was a Windows Mobile 5 series phone. Barely a smartphone, really.
| 3 | 2 | |
1404232060 | 1404234767 | t3_29knnv | t5_2to41 | 35 | xRiain: TIFU by leaving my PC logged on
I work on an Oil Rig in the North Sea which can be quite boring for the fortnight, so as all men do in boring situations, we usually prank the shit out of each other, the usual glue the boots to the floor/lock in room to the more adventurous food dye in work boots which mixed wit... | 5 | 7 | |
1404232276 | 1404335243 | t3_29ko16 | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by wasting over a thousand dollars
So... I am getting ready to get my commercial pilot license, after almost a year I'm nearly done. Only thing I am missing is my checkride (think of it as a final exam, both oral and practical) I was having problems scheduling the checkride, all the examiners were busy ... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1404233148 | 1404241610 | t3_29kpig | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a $640 phone within 24 hours of getting it
I've wanted the Xperia Z2 since I found out about the Z1, Water proof, dust proof, 20.7 megapixel camera, 4k video abilities, just a god of a phone. Not available in America So I ordered it overseas with no warranty. I also ordered the works, a case,... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1404232894 | 1404261766 | t3_29kp22 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by mentioning to my girlfriend about a Reddit post I made a few months ago.
A while back I had asked the question to reddit about how I should get my girlfriend to learn how to drive. She's in her late 20s and it bothered me that she never learned.
So fast forward to a few nights ago, I came across ... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1404235344 | 1404265825 | t3_29ktcm | t5_2to41 | 17 | Italianplatypus: TIFU By Watching Game Of Thrones
[deleted]: So you get yelled at for saying 'shit', but watching naked girls only leads to awkward meal times?
Italianplatypus: Pretty much
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1404236559 | 1404248365 | t3_29kvk0 | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my vibrator in a easy to reach place.
So, this all happened today.
Yesterday I had gotten my first toy! A Lelo Gigi vibrator! So of course, last night i use it, and i have a very pleasurable experience., though i couldnt fit it inside me. i leave it on my bedside table, and go to sleep. I le... | 7 | 10.142857 | |
1404237181 | 1404265349 | t3_29kwnd | t5_2to41 | 15 | notsaeegavas: TIFU by playing video games.
Well not today, but last night.
So, let me give some background first. My uncle is staying over at our house because he is going through a divorce right now. He also hasn't slept in days and has been completely exhausted all day. He found a huge mosquito (about the size of a... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1404233328 | 1404274091 | t3_29kptl | t5_2to41 | 17 | RandomWhaleReference: TIFU by thinking of dead puppies.
So I just finished my first year of college, and needless to say, everything about it has been amazing. During high school I had always been single, and within the first week of college, if already found a nice girl who seemed interested in me. A few days after me... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1404238559 | 1404258597 | t3_29kz15 | t5_2to41 | 103 | panicattackk: TIFU by eating my own semen (by mistake)
My girlfriend came over the other day. She had been out of town for a week or so and we hadn't seen each other in a while. She was looking pretty damn hot that day but we did not have sex because she was on her period. There was a lot of foreplay throughout the day... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1404239814 | 1404241057 | t3_29l13r | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to my girlfriend
csudude75: That is women for you bud. They say one thing but actually are wanting you to do the other....
lordzod: I would have to disagree that is what girls (and boys) do men and women say what they mean and mean what they say
MartinChavalinov: I would have to disagree b... | 4 | 1 | |
1404239467 | 1404383713 | t3_29l0jg | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my little brother use my phone
His phone doesn't have a camera so I let him borrow mine to film this cooking video he had to make for class. I had forgotten that I filmed myself giving my boyfriend a blowjob. To edit his video he copied all of my videos into his computer and I'm sure my blowj... | 17 | 4.117647 | |
1404239977 | 1404242847 | t3_29l1dm | t5_2to41 | 8 | RiddledM: TIFU And wrecked my grandfathers El Camino
Today I REALLY fucked up.
This weekend my mother, my girlfriend, and I are visiting family in Plano, IL. It's a somewhat smallish town about an hour outside of Chicago and is where my mom grew up.
My mother had dragged me along on the trip because she didn't want... | 4 | 2 | |
1404241446 | 1404283157 | t3_29l3xo | t5_2to41 | 413 | brighterside: TIFU by using Facebook
This one's good.
So I hate Facebook, and that's me personally. But today I decided to use it (I use it very rarely).
Tired from the night before, and bored, I sign in. I'm at the home page just wondering who I should awkwardly stalk. There was this girl I've had a crush on since m... | 5 | 82.6 | |
1404242243 | 1404253822 | t3_29l5bs | t5_2to41 | 42 | Aethari: TIFU by bringing plants to the office
My office is located in a dreary concrete complex. So, naturally, I decided to bring in some potted plants. My girlfriend is a talented gardener, so she aided my inept self in putting together a few nice - looking pots. Two weeks ago, I brought them into the office and ... | 8 | 5.25 | |
1404233450 | 1404323325 | t3_29kq0z | t5_2to41 | 16 | jesuswasOK: [TIFU] By letting the person I was dating know I slept with someone else
Of course, this didn't happen today, this happened a couple weeks ago. A little back story first.
As in my previous posts here, I mentioned that I was sleeping with a coworker while I was on the ropes about my now ex. Well, I ended it... | 10 | 1.6 | |
1404242782 | 1404243656 | t3_29l6aw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU and unintentionally got chased down and yelled at in the parking lot by a grocery store manager
This is the story of a series of stupid forgetful mistakes I made last night, culminating in me being run down at the entrance of a Kroger and yelled at by furious red-in-the-face, wind-coming-out-of-his-ears... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1404244626 | 1404364388 | t3_29l9e9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | sppikkee: TIFU by nearly hitting a cop while turning into on coming traffic
Sooo... today I went to go pick up my sister from drivers ed. Yes yes very ironic. As we were driving back I decided to go a different route home and found a road that intersects the highway going through a Walmart. As soon as I turned I knew t... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1404248438 | 1404250047 | t3_29lfm9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not taking a dump for a week.
Let me begin by saying, this happened years ago when i was an unruly kid and i hated taking a deusy lucy. Im talking, my parents would have to force me to go every other day. So, when my aunt took me to this Christian camp for a week, i was in constipation paradise. I c... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1404249104 | 1404415990 | t3_29lgpb | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying marijuana
This actually happened a few months back, but I thought it might be a fun story to share.
My friend had gotten his hands on some "Lemon Haze" and said that we we're going to smoke it together.
So we get together in a group of four guys and smoke about 3-4g.
At first it was all fun ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1404251778 | 1404319965 | t3_29lkl1 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally involving myself in a cult
So when I was 15 and full of angst, there was this group of teenagers and I wanted to fit in with them, so I started listening to their bullshit. Apparently, they were a bunch of supreme immortals that died and came to Earth. I was thinking I would just get in ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1404253420 | 1404355976 | t3_29ln20 | t5_2to41 | 355 | TheOwnedBagel: TIFU by buying an Almond Joy
So today at the store I was doing my usual thing, getting groceries and whatnot. As I was at the checkout line, I grab the last Almond Joy. As I finish paying this lady comes up to me screaming.
"How dare you take the last Almond Joy! My son loves those!"
I'm of course, kind... | 9 | 39.444444 | |
1404252908 | 1404315165 | t3_29lmb3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | FelineFucker: TIFU by drinking too much.
On the eve of Saturday, June the 28th, I was attending my boss's surprise party. On my tranquil walk of merry drink before hand, I had almost finished my first bottle of wine. Upon leaving the gallant affair, I was two wine bottles deep, and say, 4-5 beers. All was good; jokes w... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1404254818 | 1404276186 | t3_29lozr | t5_2to41 | 93 | turk1ish: Tifu by going for a drive with a girl i like
So last week i met this girl. She seems really cool, and weve been hanging out quite a bit.
So today, being canada day, i had the day off. So we decided to go for a drive/hike.
Now, i live in tourist central. So traffic today was god awful. Were on our way back a... | 8 | 11.625 | |
1404257508 | 1404272192 | t3_29ltc8 | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a dildo to my conservative parents [NSFW]
I just moved away to college and was feeling my oats. I was feeling my oats quite a bit, if you know what I mean, so I decided to make the first adult purchase of my adult life. However, I wasn't brave enough to waltz into an adult shop and purchase a... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1404258006 | 1404277202 | t3_29lu2n | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting a great job
This story isn't from today. Its from the past 6 months.
In January, I decided to apply for a job on a whim. Great job, work from home, awesome pay, benefits and for an awesome company in my field. I wasn't really looking to change jobs or anything, but I figured it would be wo... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1404259028 | 1404292053 | t3_29lvmz | t5_2to41 | 15 | ScreamPunch: TIFU by telling my mom to look at the cat in the vet's office.
I was with my mom taking my dog to the vet to get his annual shots. While I was taking my dog to the car, I saw one of the cats they have in the office. He was sitting behind the checkout counter on his butt [like this](http://puu.sh/9SRYR.jpg)... | 3 | 5 | |
1404246973 | 1404393539 | t3_29ld80 | t5_2to41 | 21 | GNasty49: TIFU by not paying attention.
TIFU by going on a trip. I was all ready and excited and even got to the airport early. I found my terminal where I was to sit and wait for them to board us. I was looking around and I noticed there was hardly anyone sitting around me. I didn't think much of this. I was waiting f... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1404262229 | 1404304361 | t3_29m0eo | t5_2to41 | 35 | repairmanjakk: TIFU by coming out as bisexual to all my Facebook friends
Very early this morning I decided that enough was enough and it was time for me to be honest with everyone. So I informed everyone that I am bisexual. I did not, however, tell my wife first. So she found out by seeing the post after many others al... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1404262951 | 1404263389 | t3_29m1gj | t5_2to41 | 11 | Poo_Poo_Cachoo: TIFU by making it rain tomato sauce
What started off as an innocent journey across Seoul to find the perfect sauce ended in a murderous bloodbath. On the way home, while stepping onto the top of a crowded escalator in the subway, my grip on this perfect sauce weakened. As it dropped, my heart fell with ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1404261576 | 1404265471 | t3_29lzg0 | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: [TIFU] Pissed my pants in front of cute nurse
So I broke my ankel earlier today. I want to the hospital to check it out. When I arrived I got ice for my ankel and was given some pain medicine. While I was waiting for the doctor to come and check my foot, I had to pee so I called over a nurse who was Hella c... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1404264704 | 1404324671 | t3_29m3xx | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by not attending a court date, which ended up with me spending time in jail
Some back story, I'm a 24 year guy, and I used to live in Virginia. While living in Virginia I was caught going way too fast and was charged with reckless driving, and had to attend a court date. Two weeks after getting pulled o... | 3 | 20 | |
1404266282 | 1404267283 | t3_29m68s | t5_2to41 | 4 | darkrsing: TIFU by trying to have my alone time at home
el_crunz: What is that? I'd rather not Google it.
two_more_minutes: It's not even porn. He worded it ambiguously when he said orochimaru **fucks** with naruto and his gang. He meant that orochimaru messes with him.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1404267889 | 1404272195 | t3_29m8hy | t5_2to41 | 12 | johren118: TIFU By hitting a glass wall of a local mall..
I was in bed, a bit groggy when I have received a text message from a friend that he wants to meet and talk about something.. My eyes did the involuntary shut-off while reading this when he actually called.. Insisting that he'll be at the local mall in fifteen m... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1404265937 | 1404331045 | t3_29m5rh | t5_2to41 | 58 | Deadbeatwalking: TIFU by accidentally sexting someone [NSFW]
So, my girlfriend and I were doing our usual sending-each-other-genitalia-pictures in lieu of sexytime, because I won't see her until Thursday. Being the cautious man I am, after our long-distance foreplay, I deleted all the pictures off of my phone. Afterwar... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1404269414 | 1404318109 | t3_29mak8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping a pack of smokes in the work toilet
So, today was like any other day.. I was taking a piss before the hour long commute home. Pretty normal stuff. I reach over to flush the toilet and I heard something splash. Yep, a pack of cigarettes with 18 left.
I considered grabbing them.. but I decid... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1404268871 | 1404352347 | t3_29m9t2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | KatyJessica: TIFU by watching porn
el_crunz: You should have just made up a better lie, he's only 8.
KatyJessica: I didn't tell him what I did. And "nothing" was just my normal reaction to anything, it was a quick, not thinking reaction.
el_crunz: But like "I was playing baseball" would have probably done the trick.
... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1404269440 | 1404318160 | t3_29mam5 | t5_2to41 | 3,030 | LetsFlyAwayy: TIFU by stabbing myself in the vagina. NSFW
I'm an intern right now and have quick a long bus commute to work. We changed office buildings yesterday into a much nicer tower and today I dressed a little nicer than usual for it. This involves a pencil skirt (problem 1).
I'm running a bit late and tried to ... | 12 | 252.5 | |
1404269359 | 1404350286 | t3_29mahk | t5_2to41 | 104 | DisappointedMormon: TIFU by making a disabled kid taste his own pee
Ok, so this didn't happen today, it was about 8 years ago. I just got a new gig caring for disabled foster babies, the parents were leaving town for 4 days and left me with the 6 kids for the first time.
I'm going to change the diaper on this little b... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1404275647 | 1404295509 | t3_29mir0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by basically donating $150 to EA.
A little background: Living in the U.S. soccer had always been a "pussy sport", and my parents never put me into a youth league or anything like that. I had never played soccer at all until last summer when my soccer playing friends introduced me to EA's FIFA video gam... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1404275288 | 1404360162 | t3_29mibs | t5_2to41 | 14 | lsttexas: TIFU by putting the butt end of knife into my fan blades.
Knife shot out of my hands and hit me right under the eye. I was in shock for about 5 minutes, thinking how stupid and lucky I was at the same damn time.
Caddywonked: I just... I don't even... why would you stick a knife in a fan?!?
lsttexas: I dont kn... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1404275900 | 1404401645 | t3_29mj1s | t5_2to41 | 449 | flatpacked: TIFU when I cried over spilt milk
Today I fucked up. I have a pretty bad summer cold or allergy's or whatever. I've been rasping my face with brown paper shop towels and dollar tree paper towels because the constant nasal drip is to much for some toilet paper. Needless to say my nose is pretty raw.
So... | 11 | 40.818182 | |
1404276469 | 1404277160 | t3_29mjof | t5_2to41 | 1 | OverratedHyperbole: TIFU by eating my dad out. [NSFW]
OverratedHyperbole: I'm sorry that I cannot find a small community of people to recant my story to. I'll be leaving now I guess.
AppleSponge: maybe 4chan will like it
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1404278948 | 1404365965 | t3_29mmo9 | t5_2to41 | 17 | VGremlinV: TIFU By Stabbing Myself in the Eye...with a Paper Bag...
I was at work, in the grocery store, when an old veteran walks up to my register. I was trying to show him the respect he deserved, by bagging his groceries quickly and neatly.
In the store I work at, we can "double bag" by putting a paper bag withou... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1404281670 | 1404283507 | t3_29mply | t5_2to41 | 7 | Sindradite: TIFU by being a total idiot and having sent my now ex nudes.
As many before me this happened months back. I was with a guy who I thought I would be with for a long time.
We flirted via snapchat when he was away and I thought I would send him a couple of sexy pics to keep him warm at night. He screen shot t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1404283119 | 1404289207 | t3_29mqyh | t5_2to41 | 13 | aeswins: TIFU by hurting my boyfriend's ego.
I have helped him with writing for awhile. Sometimes he asks, sometimes I volunteer.. but TIFU by telling him "We're going to be starting college soon, and I've been helping you out with a lot of simple things like emails… don't you think you should be trying to focus on yo... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1404284764 | 1404416763 | t3_29msf6 | t5_2to41 | 217 | kittysub: TIFU by trying out a new sex toy (NSFW)
So, I recently ordered a cheap set of kegel balls on Amazon. Now, when I say cheap, I mean CHEAP. I had a few bucks to spend, and I know about unsafe materials and such, but my intention was to just try them out a few times before committing to anything expensive. They ... | 4 | 54.25 | |
1404285995 | 1404333402 | t3_29mtkb | t5_2to41 | 172 | mebeonreddit: TIFU by performing a citizens arrest, on a cat
OK, not today. A little while ago.
I used to live in a first floor flat, with my wife & 2 cats. We had a cat flap in the kitchen window at work-surface level, so the cats could get in & out via a sloping roof outside the window.
I found out that an ... | 6 | 28.666667 | |
1404288972 | 1404347814 | t3_29mvzp | t5_2to41 | 756 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at my wife's phone
My wife recently messed her phone up and wanted my to try and fix it. When she hands it to me she says, "there are some things in my pictures I don't want you to see. You wouldn't understand. Please don't look.
Ummm. Ok. What the fuck? I try to respect her wishes. But as... | 12 | 63 | |
1404290322 | 1404326604 | t3_29mx0k | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by being lazy, which led to my parents finding out about a computer I've been hiding from them for 2 years
Our family owns a restaurant and My sister and I help out around the restaurant over summer break. Everyday my dad would wake up and go to the restaurant at 9 while my mom and I would go at 10, an... | 3 | 5 | |
1404291245 | 1404326913 | t3_29mxnr | t5_2to41 | 28 | Bajablessed: TIFU: By loaning an old phone to a friend. NSFW(kinda)
Background: I'm the "tech guy" in my circles, I know more about technology than I honestly ought to and I'm the go-to guy when any of my friends has a tech related issue. As the techie, I have owned several phones, including multiple android phones, ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1404293586 | 1404297485 | t3_29mzf2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Skootchy: TIFU: I accidently sent a picture of ny dick to everyone I know (including coworkers) a snapchat of my dick
It happened tonight. I got off work and I live in Arizona so I drink a lot of water to stave off the 115 degree weather. I got home after a 12 hour shift and its about 45 minutes to drive home. As soon ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1404281376 | 1404296117 | t3_29mpbi | t5_2to41 | 18 | HalfBakedBBQ: TIFU by putting spicy mustard on my hot dog
My brother, his girlfriend, and I all live together in house we split the bills for. Typically we all throw in for home cooked meals, someone will have the idea to make it and we will collect money from everyone else to pay for it.
So tonight I get a text while... | 3 | 6 | |
1404294359 | 1404343676 | t3_29mzzz | t5_2to41 | 5 | ItsDarts: TIFU and partially revealed my wages to lower paid co-worker
Adderkleet: Is there a solid reason, other than gender, why she makes less than you? Because it doesn't sound like a FU unless there's some dark secret you were savvy to.
ItsDarts: Experience alone
6romperstomper9: 20% of his wage is deducted for w... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1404316951 | 1404370743 | t3_29n3ap | t5_2to41 | -2 | Fly_Eagles_Fly11: Agree with the last part. Yes it is a sucky job because it is usually conducted by officers on what is supposed to be their day/night off. I am a volunteer firefighter in a small town (but get a lot of through traffic) and we do these 4 times a year. Here in Texas you must have valid insurance to dri... | 17 | -0.117647 | |
1404295932 | 1404336063 | t3_29n18j | t5_2to41 | 51 | 04binksa: TIFU by towel-whipping myself in the testicle
Less than 30mins into my day and I have already fucked up. After having finished my nice warm morning shower, I go to feel the loving fluffy comfort of a fresh clean towel. However in my excitement for dryness I find myself yanking the towel down from the rack wit... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1404299829 | 1404323963 | t3_29n4df | t5_2to41 | 4 | DadDrone: TIFU with bacon
So last night, my youngest wanted to watch a DVD he had gotten from the library that day. His mother had to run some errands and we had enough time before bed that a movie would fit. "Sure, buddy". I get him setup on the couch and stick it in the dvd. Crap, its one of those that require you hi... | 4 | 1 | |
1404301984 | 1404324917 | t3_29n6ag | t5_2to41 | 8 | Jimmy_Bowl-point-0: TIFU by possibly getting my dad fired
This happened last night but whatever, it's still more recent than most of the stories on here. Okay, so my dad brought a copy of MS Office for Mac home from work and my mom wanted me to install it on her laptop, so I registered the license and installed it.
We... | 4 | 2 | |
1404301391 | 1404331603 | t3_29n5pk | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by not preparing before I masturbate.
So I came home from a solid 12 hours of drinking/getting stoned last night and thought I was pretty much alone. So naturally in my inebriated state I grab my vibrator and start going to town, nothing out of the ordinary. After about 20/30 minutes I can hear my roomm... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1404304728 | 1404305369 | t3_29n91d | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: Tifu by verbally abusing a customer where I thought nobody could hear/see me
I work for a *transport company* and it was time for my *mode of transport* to leave. A passenger was a little slow boarding and I was waiting patiently for them to make it on. They get to the entrance and stop to do whatever it is ... | 3 | 4 | |
1404304867 | 1404305927 | t3_29n97x | t5_2to41 | 1 | noawds: TIFU by being a horny 15 year old.
[deleted]: I really hope this is fake.
If not, I'd really suggest counseling or therapy. This is horrible for you.
noawds: Posted from wrong account...
I am over it
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1404299882 | 1404308739 | t3_29n4ei | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my cat in my office last night
He is an almost exclusively outside cat who started life as an inside cat so he know shitting outside is good, shitting inside is not. Well I guess I left him in here overnight because it's 6:15 in the morning and my office smells like cat shit but I can't seem... | 3 | 2 | |
1404305172 | 1404762926 | t3_29n9jj | t5_2to41 | 96 | TwentyfootAngels: TIFU when I listened to the lady at my job orientation who didn't know what she was doing. I think I just lost my dream job.
Went to a job orientation (at the board office) in the big city. The job is in my own town. The lady running the orientation had no idea what she was doing. She lost my employme... | 24 | 4 | |
1404306978 | 1404310599 | t3_29nblb | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing off Marc Maron's personal army
jackcos: Doesn't actually sound like a fuck up as you got some free publicity. Cool story though.
[deleted]: True. But I really didn't expect him to notice poor little me...I thought it would get ignored, but I seemed to have pressed a button. Guy is seriously ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1404308857 | 1404397341 | t3_29ne1a | t5_2to41 | 25 | Porso7: TIFU while writing a TIFU
Backstory: Yesterday was Canada day. Me and my family went downtown to parliament hill. Every Canada day there's a huge celebration there.
We had planned to meet up with some friends downtown for Canada day at 7:30. Before going, I decide to have a snack so I don't feel hungry. I rem... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1404308723 | 1404321514 | t3_29ndvx | t5_2to41 | 141 | jackcos: TIFU by convincing my teacher I wanted to have an incestuous relationship
Many years ago when I was back in school as a teenager, I used to be an active member of a [Football Manager forum.](http://forum.fm-view.net/) During my lunch hour I was hurriedly finishing off some work that I hadn't finished for the a... | 5 | 28.2 | |
1404310564 | 1404327122 | t3_29ngf0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | mikeyjoshietee: TIFU by going on Grindr
I work in an office. I'm sitting there, waiting for the next part of a project I'm working on to be ready, so I decided to check out grindr for a second. A client walks in to see my boss. Nothing out of the ordinary. Then, grindr loads. Imagine my face when it loads up a somewhat... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1404311429 | 1404312931 | t3_29nhom | t5_2to41 | 38 | Coolfuckingname: TIFU anld Made my finger into hamburger
I feel stupid, so i may as involve you guys.
Morning. Want meat later on. So i get a stack of hamburgers out of the freezer. But theres about 12 stuck together and i only want to defrost 2, maybe 3. ...Just pound the edge of the stack on the granite countertop,... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1404311700 | 1404313832 | t3_29ni2p | t5_2to41 | 4 | overweightguy25: TIFU getting drunk and consuming half a bottle of ghost pepper extract, causing me too much pain to go to my work orientation.
tetrahydrocanada: Why?
overweightguy25: Competition between my roommate and I.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1404306375 | 1404339636 | t3_29nauy | t5_2to41 | 9 | PoglaTheGrate: TIFU By being too clever with my own code.
A little technical, but stick with me.
I work with databases.
We use a funky little coding tool that makes the whole process simpler on the whole.
There comes a time in every database where SQL just won't cut it. Other languages have to be used, an,d being... | 3 | 3 | |
1404316178 | 1404347735 | t3_29np7h | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping my classmates
Okay, so a couple of days ago we had a biology test. Big test, end of the year. The test was about inheritance and evolution, if it matters to you.
So two days before the test I decided to write a summary of all of it. I told my classmates that I would be writing one, and told ... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1404314859 | 1404521979 | t3_29nn0f | t5_2to41 | 13 | ashmaster: TIFU By confusing Pacific Rim with Event Horizon
vulcan1358: Not as bad as confusing Thelma & Louise for Laverne & Shirley. I put it on and it was the parking lot scene. All I could think about is, this has nothing to do with working in a brewery.
ashmaster: Lmao, I could see that sucking pretty har... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1404310407 | 1404401181 | t3_29ng6y | t5_2to41 | 38 | KillianR: TIFU by locking my Muslim roommate out by accident.
I live in a small townhouse with a roommate. We both go to the same university and have been pretty good friends in high school as well. My roommate's a pretty religious muslim and he's a really great guy. He's also into a lot of bodybuilding and got me into... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1404315447 | 1404376588 | t3_29no10 | t5_2to41 | 636 | __kanyewest__: TIFU by hip thrusting a drawer closed while wearing gym shorts
Let me just open this entry by saying that I never used to be someone who wore gym shorts around the house, until I got my new job. I'm now required to wear tight black pants all night at work, so when I get home, I've found it relaxes me to ... | 7 | 90.857143 | |
1404318152 | 1404326335 | t3_29nske | t5_2to41 | 24 | badassbridge: TIFU by accidentally joining a cult
Today, I made a grave mistake. I accidentally joined a cult. It all started when I went to the local pub. I met this cool guy and immediately we hit it off. For future reference, I am a straight male. He gave me his number and suggested we hang out sometime. This didn't... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1404309824 | 1404631106 | t3_29nfc5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Teru-Sama: TIFU by forgetting my Bitcoin-Wallet password
Yeah, I am pretty upset right now. Bought a nice amount of bitcoin to save up quite a while ago. Wanted to get rid of some of them today and noticed, that I don't actually remember my password for my wallet. I've been sitting in front of my screen for hours now, ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1404319259 | 1404368817 | t3_29nuhc | t5_2to41 | 66 | Fahrenheit4510: TIFU by almost cremating myself and any nearby bystanders...
Lets start of by saying that some of my favorite hobby's are pyrotechnics and model rocketry,so that means i deal with highly hazardous materials and substances on a daily basis.Today was the particular day i needed to make some fuel cores for... | 3 | 22 | |
1404314121 | 1404330514 | t3_29nlsb | t5_2to41 | 63 | kayelyse: TIFU by throwing a toy over the fence
I'm dog sitting for my aunt, and the dogs are relatively easy to take care of. Really I just need to feed them in the morning and night and I get to spend the rest of my time just chilling at her house.
Last night after dinner I was playing with them in the backyard so... | 8 | 7.875 | |
1404323008 | 1404472334 | t3_29o0za | t5_2to41 | 19 | frintyfru: TIFU by getting my uni results
So, not sure if this belongs here, but I do feel like a really fucked up.
Litttle bit of background. I couldnt decide what I wanted to do when I left school at 16, both lack of parental direction and self motivation. So i end up working in retail for years, go up the ranks to ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1404322977 | 1404325758 | t3_29o0x0 | t5_2to41 | 21 | TreeBarkFleshLight: TIFU: A (Long Read) Bowling Battle Royale
So I’m on a bowling team, and things were going pretty peachy up until last night. The team consists of myself, my mother, my handicap brother Miller, my older brother Highlife, and Highlife’s wife. That sums to five people in total. We candlepin bowl, since... | 3 | 7 | |
1404326864 | 1404352879 | t3_29o7lk | t5_2to41 | 296 | ouchmyhooha: TIFU by trying to trim my pubic hair
I'm a female in my 20s, and I like having a hairless body. I shave my legs, arms, and armpits on a daily basis, and I'd do the same to my lady parts if it weren't for owfuckmerazorburnneveragain. About a month ago, I went through a bout of depression and didn't get out ... | 6 | 49.333333 | |
1404327246 | 1404480387 | t3_29o89r | t5_2to41 | 3,553 | Wahnsinnn: TIFU by masturbating while drunk
So I came home from a solid 12 hours of drinking/getting stoned last night and thought I was pretty much alone. So naturally in my inebriated state I grab my vibrator and start going to town, nothing out of the ordinary. After about 20/30 minutes I can hear my roommates outsi... | 23 | 154.478261 | |
1404325534 | 1404375986 | t3_29o5dr | t5_2to41 | 9 | LeagueofHippies: TIFU. Giant, Mug of Tea
Teotwawki69: But there's no giant in your story...
LeagueofHippies: Giant mug of tea...
Teotwawki69: Commas are your friends...
Let's eat grandma.
Let's eat, grandma.
Huge difference...
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1404319382 | 1404353802 | t3_29nup7 | t5_2to41 | 93 | skankosuarus: TIFU by broadcasting porn over my bluetooth speakers. To my mom.
And I'm no kid. A little backstory.... I'm 39 and have been living with my girlfriend for the last few years. We recently (and suddenly) broke up, so I needed a place to live for a little bit. My parents were kind enough to let me live in th... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1404328531 | 1404444936 | t3_29oagw | t5_2to41 | 239 | Todaycansuckadick: TIFU by taking my dog with me when I cleaned my car
So, after a fight with my boyfriend I decided to leave. Being the smart girl that I am I think, hey let's bring my dog too. He loves car rides. So I take him to mc Donald's with me. All is good my friend.
I decided well my car needs to be cleaned ... | 10 | 23.9 |
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