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1404468741 | 1404631452 | t3_29tfbp | t5_2to41 | 69 | EAT_ME_NEVER: TIFU by taking adderall and being hygenic.
So when I have company over, I like to clean first... As most people do. Well I had an amazing idea to go on a turbo mother fucking cleaning spree! All I would need was one adderall.... Good thing I had one on deck! So I got to cleaning every nook and corner and ... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1404475292 | 1404478839 | t3_29tkne | t5_2to41 | 5 | GreyNietzsche: TIFU: being nice to a new co-worker
I work at a local supermarket, not a big one so I know everyone I work with. I met my girlfriend on the workfloor. So at the end of a friday I guess we were all called into the lunchroom and we met a new guy. He was about 23, I was 25 at the time and I'll just call him... | 5 | 1 | |
1404472892 | 1404510481 | t3_29tip9 | t5_2to41 | 25 | songssohiaa: TIFU by sleeping with a 48 year old woman
Alright so this happened a few days ago and I don't know if its quite up to par with some of the posts on here but I think there's enough intrigue for it to find a place here. I'm a 26 year old male, I work 6 days a week at one of the gas stations in a small town. ... | 5 | 5 | |
1404473428 | 1404578506 | t3_29tj4z | t5_2to41 | 386 | TForestR: TIFU by telling my son about the ice cream truck.
And when I mean "telling my son about the ice cream truck", I mean "not telling him". You'll see...
So every so often the ice cream truck passes our street and plays it's music and all the kids outside who want to buy some obviously run toward the truck (luck... | 8 | 48.25 | |
1404477805 | 1405276305 | t3_29tmxn | t5_2to41 | 13 | Cazelli89: TIFU by dancing in the hallway
Background: Me and my fiance live together in an apartment building. We're generally pretty silly, so, sometimes we dance like nobody's watching. All at the comfort of our apartment.
So, two days ago we're in a good mood going to work, and as I lock the door as we leave, we st... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1404483928 | 1404511918 | t3_29ttpg | t5_2to41 | 293 | Lloydthrowaway: TIFU by being a virgin and having practice sex with my roommate, getting caught by the girl I wanted to have sex with.
I was a very quiet kid at school. I had a huge crush on this girl, *Natasha. She was always into me, but I was very quiet to even talk to her. She always tried to talk to me, but I not ... | 8 | 36.625 | |
1404484564 | 1404505453 | t3_29tuir | t5_2to41 | 42 | Lamixar: TIFU by getting bleach on my butthole (NSFW)
This happened a few years ago when I still lived with my mom. I woke up one Saturday after a night of heavy drinking with a big greasy meal at the end. I don't know how many of you have experienced the wonder that is Jägermeister, but I find it gives you the worst h... | 3 | 14 | |
1404485943 | 1404684728 | t3_29twdt | t5_2to41 | 21 | ask_if_im_a_sandwich: TIFU by being on time for a job interview.
I'm always a "ten minutes early" type of guy, especially when it comes to job interviews. I had one scheduled at 10:00 this morning. I have another job to report to at 1:00, so I basically have to plan my whole day around this 10:00 interview. I show up a... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1404487595 | 1404490184 | t3_29tyl6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | kumlord: TIFU- by first asking my girlfriend if I should buy Bitcoin and then being a LAZY bastard (twice)
TIFU ....a while back.
I trade futures and forex for a living and usually never care about other peoples' opinions tips, news, calls, pumping ect. because is usually used to fuck retail traders via cnbc, bbg, wsj... | 3 | 1 | |
1404487822 | 1404502188 | t3_29tyw8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by cutting my wrist at 4:30 am.
**A little bit of context:** I've been cutting for a few months now and I've kind of developed a dependence on it to sleep. Starting Monday, I've been trying to stop cutting, but it has resulted in 6 hour nights max. I won't go into why I cut, because I don't think it's r... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1404491916 | 1404497687 | t3_29u4sm | t5_2to41 | 47 | ImEYECONIC: TIFU by getting a haircut right before finishing acting in my friend's movie.
I'm about to be going on a long trip, so I decided it would be a great day to get a haircut. I used to have really long, curly hair (I'm a guy though), and I decided I would try something new - so I got it cut pretty short. As I l... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1404492858 | 1404587794 | t3_29u65d | t5_2to41 | 87 | alexnoaburg: TIFU by telling my wife if she talks about how heroic some Japanese were in WW2, she should also mention the atrocities they committed especially to other Asians
To me it was like her talking about how heroic some Nazis were except Japanese don't teach atrocities in their schools. She told me then America... | 15 | 5.8 | |
1404494545 | 1404575478 | t3_29u8mv | t5_2to41 | 25 | Cragnous: TIFU by getting 2 free Pizzas from Pizza Hut
Whenever my wife and kid leave for a few days, I always revert back to my former slob of a self; I play video games until I pass out and I eat nothing but junk food,that in itself is a TIFU...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhdRsnm7jcU
However it gets worse. Las... | 5 | 5 | |
1404495162 | 1404577082 | t3_29u9ls | t5_2to41 | 51 | lcarver11: Tifu by making guacamole
I'm getting ready for my friends fourth of July Lake party. I woke up pretty late so I was in a rush to get everything done. Making guac is a pretty involved process for such a simple dip so once I was finally done I hurried to finish everything else so I could leave. Upon putting on... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1404497163 | 1404502940 | t3_29uciw | t5_2to41 | 208 | biggayfoodie: TIFU by throwing a party at my parents house.
Once when I was 17 my parents went to go visit my grandparents for the weekend and left me to house sit. So, like any teenager in their right mind, I invited some friends over and we had our little under-aged shabang.
The first night - there were not very man... | 4 | 52 | |
1404492010 | 1404545942 | t3_29u4yc | t5_2to41 | 5 | 24601-42: TIFU by stretching
I do a lot of ballerina-style stretches, and to do one of them, I bring my leg up over my head. Owners of skinny jeans will appreciate that that doesn't work as well as I apparently though it would in skinny jeans. I kicked my leg up, it stopped half way up, and I ended up tits-over-rear on... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1404500425 | 1404501899 | t3_29uhcc | t5_2to41 | 17 | papawells225: TIFU by not drinking water
This was a years ago but I think its relevant.
So there I was, a young, ambitious, college graduate. With walking across the stage and receiving my diploma still fresh on my mind I hopped on a plane and left for Germany! The plan was to spend a month solo traveling around Germ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1404504130 | 1404507495 | t3_29umno | t5_2to41 | 6 | AccidentalWrecker: TIFU by accidentally ruining a relationship due to social media stalking
Throwaway account (or obvious reasons)
Backstory!
This girl (she's 16) (We'll cal her Jessica) and I (almost 18) have known each other for 7 years. 3 years ago we both confessed that we had feelings for each other and star... | 12 | 0.5 | |
1404503410 | 1404567237 | t3_29uln6 | t5_2to41 | 3,651 | dillicious: TIFU by getting up for a glass of water in the middle of the night
This happened a while ago, and still getting sweaty mouth when I think about it. I had a normal evening, it was a weekday so I had to work in the morning. I woke up in the middle of the night and felt kind of thirsty. I'm not a great sleeper... | 12 | 304.25 | |
1404511729 | 1404534590 | t3_29uwjd | t5_2to41 | 65 | flyentology221: TIFU- Angry sex turns into accidental anal
Me and my girlfriend hadn't been getting along all day so I went into her room to bang my anger out. Things were going great until I slipped out and pounded her ass with my penis which resulted in a bunch of crying, a lost boner, and a bad case of blue balls
ez... | 5 | 13 | |
1404489736 | 1404596971 | t3_29u1o8 | t5_2to41 | 44 | kumlord: TIFU- By not keeping track of my cock ring.
TIFU- a while back.
I had this vibrating cock ring that I got as a gag gift for my birthday a couple years back. Of course I also wanted to give this cock ring a try and I did. It was alright, my girlfriend and I probably used it a handful of times and then I kind... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1404512140 | 1404613372 | t3_29ux1o | t5_2to41 | 33 | Afsafaffafd: TIFU by losing my family's trust and half of my friends
This all happened over the last few days, but the best place to start is on Wednesday. For context I am 18 years old and just finished school. After a day spent with a friend, with him getting slightly baked, shooting the shit, I went home at about 6 ... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1404515945 | 1404517924 | t3_29v1y2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | JonD91: TIFU by not using sunscreen
So this was on Monday, idgaf.
So Sunday evening, my and my girlfriend decide to make a nice little trip home to her hometown. She wanted to see her cats (she's basically the ideal Redditor gf, don't know why she picked previously forever alone me).
Its about 638 degrees out with ... | 4 | 2 | |
1404517871 | 1404529877 | t3_29v45g | t5_2to41 | 33 | mjdishere: TIFU by not aiming my wingwang
So my gal and I were enjoying the evening together as my roommate was out and it had been some time since we had my room to ourselves. So I enjoy some nice fellating and realize I'm starting to get close to detonation. I give her the usual tap on the arm because I'm a gentleman... | 3 | 11 | |
1404518871 | 1404567187 | t3_29v5dv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting Microsoft customer rep take control of my computer
I needed some tech support and I let him take control. He was using Firefox and clicked the add a tab button.... Then he got an eye full of every dirty porn site I had ever visited. Big dicks in small chicks, anal, deepthroated, the fucking w... | 5 | 1 | |
1404519582 | 1404573143 | t3_29v65o | t5_2to41 | 50 | TonyDanzaSuperFuck: TIFU by telling a girl I like I have genital issues.
Throwaway for this. Sorry.
So, there's a girl i've been interested in for a long time. It's one of those mutual things that starts as a friendship and there's flirting and all that shit. Well, we went out for a coffee, and were chatting. No... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1404521853 | 1404800163 | t3_29v8pz | t5_2to41 | 140 | alsothebear: TIFU NSFW -- I also was genitally mutilated.
Tldr: today (in 2010) i fucked up by trusting a shady ass website with the possibility of a free blowjob and alnost getting my dick chopped off by a batshit crazy chick.
I read the throw away post with the guy who had the top of his penis cut off in a gay ... | 17 | 8.235294 | |
1404517282 | 1404587936 | t3_29v3h0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Leninist96: TIFU by throwing so many friendships out on a risk and now in potentially friendless
So my best friend broke down today and i feel as if he's gone forever. This very friend i removed several other friendships from my life (some i felt very distanced from, sadly) to make him happy and trust me to the level t... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1404524233 | 1404535196 | t3_29vbcj | t5_2to41 | 15 | Harry3799: TIFU By getting hit by fireworks
So i was at a family fireworks show and i was with my family. And i was watching all sorts of cool fireworks. So im sitting and i want to get a better view so thinking id be fine i ran up further and got a better view. So the fireworks were going off and then one looked very ... | 3 | 5 | |
1404530734 | 1404532863 | t3_29vhzk | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by emptying the garbage after my girlfriend left
This is my throwaway for dysfunctional shit and to me, this counts.
My girlfriend just left after visiting me for the weekend. I was cleaning my apartment and dumping one garbage can into another when something fell out and landed on the floor. It was a ... | 3 | 4 | |
1404532271 | 1404590376 | t3_29vjgj | t5_2to41 | 5 | Gotgoats: TIFU by showering at my boyfriends.
So about an hour ago I decided to have a nice long refreshing shower after a long morning catching up on missed episodes of my favorite show. I headed down stairs to grab fresh clothes and then decided I should shower downstairs now that the water taps are fixed and my sham... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1404532402 | 1404601792 | t3_29vjkt | t5_2to41 | 67 | bird0026: TIFU by getting a glass of tea
Because I had today off, I decided to spend part of it lounging out in the back yard while waiting for my girlfriend to get home. I set up my hammock, grabbed a book and some bug spray, and headed out. After being out for a bit the heat started to get to me so I came back inside... | 6 | 11.166667 | |
1404529714 | 1404763097 | t3_29vgxi | t5_2to41 | 21 | CrossfireZer0: TIFU-By trading in my Xbox 360
I went to Gamestop to trade in my Xbox 360 and purchase an Xbox one. I put everything in a big box. Games, console, controllers. So I'm standing there with my wife talking about games with the cashier, and I just happen to look in the box. There sits a used condom that m... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1404531522 | 1404628750 | t3_29viqg | t5_2to41 | 61 | robertdowneyjrjunior: TIFU by tweeting Anthony Cumia from Opie and Anthony.
I heard about the shit storm on his twitter, so I read it and tweeted something that wasn't supportive of his behavior
He retweeted me making a comment about how I look and that my dad must be proud. (He was until he died in 2012)
My phone wo... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1404533837 | 1404545462 | t3_29vl02 | t5_2to41 | 12 | cood0: TIFU because I blew up my best friend by accident tonight
Atruen: This sounds pretty sad dude I'm sorry but I don't think a sparkler can blow up a dog
turnermate: With a lot of them you can. We called them sparkler bombs as a kid.
Atruen: Then you were a pretty fucked up kid
turnermate: I'm not denying that. I... | 6 | 2 | |
1404532941 | 1404578106 | t3_29vk3i | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my dog a bath
So this happy incident only happened a few hours ago and I thought I'd share.
Given that it's summertime, and my golden retriever likes to swim a lot to cool herself down, she'd started to smell pretty ~~fowl~~ foul. I decided that today was finally the day that I'd drag her ups... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1404535833 | 1404744189 | t3_29vmxx | t5_2to41 | 226 | dicklessfishcornshit: TIFU by biting into a hardboiled egg I heated up in the fucking microwave
This was a while ago. College student, shitty cook. Made like 6 hardboiled eggs, saved three for later in the fridge. (The shells were peeled.) Next morning, it's early as balls, I'm half conscious. I wake up, heat them up... | 8 | 28.25 | |
1404535757 | 1404537176 | t3_29vmvc | t5_2to41 | 8 | ThatNativeFromAlaska: TIFU by thinking I could work on my toilet...
So I have been recently sent out to a small village in the middle of Alaska for a month long project for work. They've only had running water and sewage the past few years here and not very many people who can actually work on it when anything happens.... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1404536116 | 1404701002 | t3_29vn7p | t5_2to41 | 55 | queenblackacidd: TIFU by trying to hug my boyfriend's grandpa.
As context, my boyfriend's grandfather is 89 and like many other people his age, relies on a cane to get around. I had heard he's a tough man to win over and I really wanted to do just that. Today was my first time meeting him. He put his cane aside and wen... | 7 | 7.857143 | |
1404536630 | 1404537036 | t3_29vnp9 | t5_2to41 | -2 | Todaycansuckadick: TIFU by bringing my dog to work.
[deleted]: dick
Todaycansuckadick: Two fuck ups in 3 days man.
| 3 | -0.666667 | |
1404542773 | 1404569991 | t3_29vt36 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU texting my friend
This literally just happened and I need to write about it so I can forget about it.
I spent the Fourth of July night with a girl who I have a small crush on. After talking throughout the night I learned that she and her boyfriend were taking a break and it wasn't looking great. I was ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1404549423 | 1404570581 | t3_29vxw2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | ohtheredaddy: TIFU by hooking up with 3 guys and by getting a little drunk
This just happened last night. So i got this Grindr app looking for possible boytoys (lol) and at least having a good night. I'm not really comfortable having sex so i am quite confused why am i doing this things.
So i met this guy with likable... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1404549375 | 1404589898 | t3_29vxuz | t5_2to41 | 181 | MickeyRepossesi: TIFU by having sex in the dark/not using a condom (NSWF)
This happened about 3 or 4 years ago when I was in high school.
I was at a school where the one thing that would get you expelled immediately was having sex on campus- and here I was one balmy, dark night with a girl (both 18) on an oval behind ... | 6 | 30.166667 | |
1404542241 | 1404631416 | t3_29vspn | t5_2to41 | 8 | fozzarz: TIFU By not reading the full label on a water purification tablet bottle
So I was backpacking with some friends for a few days, and we'd been getting water from a nearby stream and cleaning it with water purification tablets. First time we did it, I only read the first 4 steps, which basically said to put a ... | 4 | 2 | |
1404551355 | 1404552578 | t3_29vz64 | t5_2to41 | 15 | cringemeistergeneral: TIFU...by borrowing my housemates vibrator while she was out [NSFW]
TIFU...or more specifically last night i fucked up, although the bulk of the incident happened after midnight and is still ongoing.
So it's Friday night and I come home from a night at the pub. It was a great evening, everyone wa... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1404548606 | 1404552621 | t3_29vxcd | t5_2to41 | 24 | laksjdnthrowaway: TIFU by showing up exactly 1 day late for my homebound international flight.
My wife and I booked our air tickets 2 months before we travelled to the UK. Not once since I booked the tickets did either of us look at the ticket. For our return home, we arrived at the airport one day after the flight was... | 3 | 8 | |
1404556677 | 1404997293 | t3_29w2im | t5_2to41 | 94 | ProjectOrigin: TIFU by not having sex with the girl I really like.
Its 6 am now and I just got home after a very sad event in my life.
I drove this girl home that I like, and we just walked around and talked looking at the ducks and telling stories. We ended up in the backseat of my car where she leaned over with her ... | 8 | 11.75 | |
1404556481 | 1404594139 | t3_29w2e1 | t5_2to41 | 4,544 | ohceedee: TIFU by slapping my girlfriend in the face (NSFW)
I am in a fairly new relationship with a girl who speaks English as her third language. She speaks English very well, but sometimes there are words that she mixes up from time to time.
We decided to go on a group vacation with some friends, and we had a room... | 11 | 413.090909 | |
1404560369 | 1404659302 | t3_29w4uc | t5_2to41 | 672 | justasoft: TIFU when I got booty-called after drinking IPAs
There's a girl I've known for a several months now. We don't see each other that often but every once in a while we'll be at the same party, or we'll send a couple texts back and forth. Nothing major, but I'd consider us friends. The type of person you'd be... | 13 | 51.692308 | |
1404563753 | 1405029707 | t3_29w79o | t5_2to41 | 2,235 | If_it_was_You: TIFU by having sex with the wrong girl
This happened almost five years ago and it is still my personal story of ultimate shame. I was about 23 and enjoying collecting as much sexual experience as I could. I was not really looking for a serious relationship at that point of my life, I'd rather go for the ... | 13 | 171.923077 | |
1404556547 | 1404568197 | t3_29w2fw | t5_2to41 | 12 | SpaceCricket: TIFU by peeing all over my pants
Soo, working night shifts at work this week. I'm tired and not thinking clearly. Sitting in the bathroom, vaping while shitting (private bathroom, single toilet), everything's going fine. What follows a good poop? Well a nice pressure releasing piss. Thinking my d... | 3 | 4 | |
1404560657 | 1404621783 | t3_29w515 | t5_2to41 | 265 | Yolo-contendre: TIFU by having a Straw-Ber-Rita on the beach with my parents.
It is the Fourth of July. I am six months away from being 21. I am in Florida. Naturally, this means gunning three Straw-Ber-Rita's in under thirty minutes in front of my own mother reading on her Kindle
For some background information. My p... | 6 | 44.166667 | |
1404564050 | 1404574780 | t3_29w7i7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU Bhangarh Fort - #1 Haunted Place In India
ionised: How exactly is this a TIFU story?
pyrowolf8: It's just spam. It's been removed
ionised: Figured it would be, eventually. I keep wondering if these OPs are just daft and will ever bother offering rationale as to why they submit this sort of thing.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1404566571 | 1404589850 | t3_29w9ji | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by rejoining previous employer in just 4 days
The new job was crappy. Long working hours (50 hrs/week), not so good pay.
The previous employer gave me a hint that he would like to work again in future. I have been here for 2 years and I thought instead of wasting time at new job, going back wouldn't hu... | 4 | 1 | |
1404571625 | 1404583633 | t3_29wejm | t5_2to41 | 66 | Daisley: TIFU by sneezing
So, I occasionally (like once every couple of months) get a quite bad nosebleed or two; I'm usually fine with these though, they don't cause me that much discomfort and usually last 10 minutes.
So today, I had one of these nosebleeds, and I grabbed some toilet paper and sat there playing Risk... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1404576209 | 1404602605 | t3_29wjtr | t5_2to41 | 11 | Edward_Nox: TIFU a promising relationship by being a complete idiot.
So me and this girl Have been talking for over 2 months now (long distance). As of late communication hasn't been the greatest but we still get a chance to talk every day until I had something important to talk with her about. So we're on the phone an... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1404574981 | 1404584837 | t3_29wie1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | sqilliam: TIFU by head-butting a random girl
Just a bit of background to set the scene I'm a 6ft lump of mildly socially awkward teenager currently at high school.
So it was lunchtime and I was happily standing around with my friends eating my lunch as you do. When somebody hands me a bit of a cookie. Me not really fa... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1404576276 | 1404651622 | t3_29wjwo | t5_2to41 | 553 | AdvancedNothing: TIFU... by looking through my brother's laptop (nsfw)
I needed a file for my mother, and my brother has it on his password protected laptop. Using some cunning tools, I managed to bypass his password and get into his documents and there was everything you'd expect, CV's, pictures of his wife and kids, ... | 13 | 42.538462 | |
1404577565 | 1405305023 | t3_29wllx | t5_2to41 | 152 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my mum i was wiping my sweaty butt in my room
The other day I came home from school and noticed a strong scent of weed in the house. I had a small amount of the ganj in my bedroom which I had wrapped in toilet paper, put in a plastic bag, inside a hat and then in the back of my wardrobe behin... | 9 | 16.888889 | |
1404584428 | 1404684095 | t3_29wuha | t5_2to41 | 42 | skullyD: TIFU by shitting my pants while getting my teeth cleaned
This happened on Wednesday fellow redditors, you time constraining fucks.
Had my 6 month cleaning at the dentist today. Right before I left my apartment I realize I had to shit but I was running late, I could not afford to reschedule my appointment agai... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1404584053 | 1404589364 | t3_29wtyl | t5_2to41 | 90 | percy1221: TIFU by standing up with the ole bone cone (slightly NSFW?)
was at a friend's house with maybe 20 or so people for the fourth and we were drinking and such. the girl I was with was sitting on my lap and was rubbing the inside of my leg. being a little drunk i started to get a halfy (im sure most guys know wh... | 5 | 18 | |
1404583924 | 1404601096 | t3_29wtt7 | t5_2to41 | 27 | tifu_throwaway22: TIFU by attempting to change my little cousin's diaper
Guys, today I fucked up. I was hanging out with my cousins place after fourth of July with my cousins. They had a kid a while ago, pretty decent kid. Then his mother left for a little bit because she had to go do something. Then, I was just hangin... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1404585179 | 1404694494 | t3_29wvjq | t5_2to41 | 88 | T4NT1N: TIFU by chatting with my friends girlfriend
So there is this girl I had a crush on about a year back.
She turned me down and started dating a friend of mine with whom she moved in together.
They always argue with each other and their relationship is very "unstable".
I never got quite over her and I think she... | 6 | 14.666667 | |
1404583145 | 1404590528 | t3_29wssu | t5_2to41 | 28 | SenoritaTorpedo: TIFU by drinking my Dad's spit. (sfw)
So, my dad chews tobacco. And i make the horrendous mistake of leaving my soda next to his spit cup.
I took a nice big drink, when i noticed it was warm and then i realized i had a mouthful of spit and tobacco bits.
Needless to say, i spit that shit out as soon ... | 4 | 7 | |
1404585932 | 1404589003 | t3_29wwoa | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating deep fried zucchini sticks.
This happened a while ago, but the story still makes me cringe. I went to a nearby town with a friend and her mum for the day. We got hungry so we went to this little Chinese place. I had never been to a Chinese restaurant before because I grew up in a small town wi... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1404587588 | 1404615835 | t3_29wyxu | t5_2to41 | 105 | C3SR: TIFU By helping a homeless guy.
As I pull up to a red light on a busy intersection I noticed a homeless man standing in the hot sun asking for money. I was about the 5th/6th car in line and saw that people were just ignoring the guy. I know what it's like not have anything so I figured I can help him out with a f... | 6 | 17.5 | |
1404588860 | 1404656574 | t3_29x0ms | t5_2to41 | 125 | jamesrodriguezzzzz: TIFU by enjoying Bon Jovi too much
The Middle by Jimmy Eat World had just become Livin’ On a Prayer. *“Dude let’s go back to the dance floor!”* It was coming to the end of the night. We were drunk.
*“..we’ve gotta hold on, to what we’ve got”*
There are cute girls to impress, but the dance mo... | 3 | 41.666667 | |
1404590569 | 1404779956 | t3_29x2ua | t5_2to41 | 534 | blushedbambi: TIFU by publicly smearing my period blood all over my date - straight from the source.
Actually this was yesterday, but rule number one, so fuck it. Also, this was the most embarrassed and humiliated I have been in my entire life, so it'd be a shame not to post it.
I was on a date with that new guy I am ... | 12 | 44.5 | |
1404592052 | 1404780102 | t3_29x4r0 | t5_2to41 | 57 | crunchysalad: TIFU by asking my mom to look through my closest for a video game. (NSFW)
First, I'd like to say that I just finished my freshman year of highschool. So, a few months ago, about three, I foumd a copy of a certain explicit video called "Double Stuffed sluts 2".
I had recently broken my Left for Dead game... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1404591107 | 1404611530 | t3_29x3jk | t5_2to41 | 8 | oweng99: TIFU by hooking up with my best friend high
Back story: this wasn't the first time. I got drunk and high once (for the first time) with her, both leading to make out sessions and some other things...
Story: So to start off i just spent yesterday with her and got high for the first time, leading to a make out s... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1404593130 | 1404643759 | t3_29x666 | t5_2to41 | 50 | ahoy_there: TIFU by scaring my mom and causing her to wet her pants in public
I'm currently on vacation with my parents and two family friends in Rome. As many of you know, there is a major problem with pickpocketing here. Just last night a group of kids surrounded my dad on the subway and grabbed his wallet (luckily m... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1404596010 | 1404628056 | t3_29x9xe | t5_2to41 | 15 | Bradthorp: TIFU by grabbing my girlfriends moms boob -NSFW
So I just got home from a horrible experience. My girlfriends mom and I always got along we'll and she kinda flirted and we teased each other. She is kind of on the heavy side but that means she has nice boobs. I have seen her bras in the laundry she is a 38c. ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1404596830 | 1404640595 | t3_29xayo | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing gummy bears to an office party.
Time For A Backstory:
Haribo sugarless gummy bears are famous on Amazon for being a quite good tasting gummy bear.
With one exception.
They work stronger than laxatives, even when only eating a few at a time. People have ... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1404594155 | 1404598316 | t3_29x7jh | t5_2to41 | 4 | tifu_master: TIFU by speeding.
pagan2287: obey the law and pay your fine
tifu_master: Am I in deep?
pagan2287: depends on if the cop shows up to court and if the judge is having a bad day. Dress nice, fess up to it, dont argue with the judge, express remorse, hope for the best
| 4 | 1 | |
1404591434 | 1404609668 | t3_29x3yq | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking off with the windows open.
I had a stiffy going, and it was time to do the "five knuckle shuffle"
So I whipped my dick out and started going for it.
I had A great porn going. Tons and tons of screaming and grunting and bed creaking, and with the amazing sound system I have it sounded very ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1404598556 | 1404976707 | t3_29xd4r | t5_2to41 | 37 | CashewBeats: TIFU by turning up the volume on my laptop while watching porn
I share a two bedroom apartment with a roommate. It was a quiet day today and I was feeling especially horny for no reason. I retreated into my room after the Argentina game. Went into my stash and found my favorite videos. Put my headphones on... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1404629840 | 1404654048 | t3_29xnxr | t5_2to41 | 133 | SolidMiddle: He's getting downvotes because bashing the shit out of ANYONE isn't okay.
Always_: No, he's getting downvoted by the white knight never treat a female bad brigade.
I4gotmyoldpassword: Oh, go suck a dick dude. It's not okay either way, because either way it's a person and no one deserves to be treated like ... | 30 | 4.433333 | |
1404607256 | 1404612815 | t3_29xo4m | t5_2to41 | 48 | mtlmjk: TIFU,By taking a piss in the woods
Happened within the last 24 hrs- Was out hiking by a large reservoir and had to relieve myself in a very brushy area. Got home and proceeded to shower and found a Tick had made a home on my crotch. Got the wife to remove said vampire and she had to make a witty remark "well if... | 6 | 8 | |
1404605767 | 1404660767 | t3_29xmb2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Junopoped: TIFU By flooding my house
Alright well, my house is about 23 years old and needs a few repairs here and there. One of the needed repairs is the valve to my toilet. Every time I want to take a shit I have to turn the valve on to let the toilet fill up with water so I can flush. Well I took a piss as usual tod... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1404605391 | 1404619096 | t3_29xlv2 | t5_2to41 | 66 | tytheriffer: TIFU by not taking a piss earlier >: |
Greetings Reddit,
Here's how the story goes:
I work in an office with around 100 other people or so. I'm pretty good at my job, and when I get into it, I don't like to stop until I get tired of working. I was on a roll this specific day and decided that I could ho... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1404610816 | 1404745603 | t3_29xsc1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | wesleylmp99: TIFU by slashing myself repeatedly with a knife...
ok so this is going to sound really crazy but my gf gets really crazy emotional on her period, and for some reason keeps telling me I'm going to leave her. Then she keeps going on and today she kept asking me to hurt her. I keep telling her no and then out... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1404611351 | 1404621517 | t3_29xsy6 | t5_2to41 | 75 | BoomerChoomer: TIFU by trying to catch my little brother masturbating
Soldfield: I don't get the bad part with your sisters?
Boxcat24: SHES WATCHING HIM WANK!
[deleted]: I think things might be a little more fucked up.
Boxcat24: Underage fraternal twin incest
Makes me want to throwup I hope she was just watching him ... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1404613046 | 1404640433 | t3_29xuvg | t5_2to41 | 13 | Striker12Gecko: TIFU by accidentally drinking almost a cup of salvia...
Like many others this wasn't today but about four months ago. I was forced into taking drugs by sister and some of her friends... My sister being four years older than me, her friends were hot, and I was a horny 16 year old. So naturally I did what... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1404613197 | 1404690445 | t3_29xv20 | t5_2to41 | 141 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught checking out my sister-in-law
So my wife has several sisters. We went to the pool today because it was hot as fuck, and decided that we needed to have a nice little dip. So my wife, me, her sisters, and a lot of her other family members came along. Anyway as we are in the pool one of m... | 5 | 28.2 | |
1404615762 | 1404664032 | t3_29xy0o | t5_2to41 | 1,474 | idkwhat2: TIFU by getting too wet
This happened a few weeks ago. I met this really hot guy at a friend's party, and we hit it off right away. We were both with groups of friends and we didn't want to ditch them, so he got my number and promised to text. He did the next morning, and we texted/sexted for the rest of the ... | 11 | 134 | |
1404616429 | 1404617066 | t3_29xys7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | kabukicho69: TIFU telling my friend his penis was bigger than mine
takev9393: How did you find out the size of his dick?
kabukicho69: We were having an orgy in Vegas
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1404618621 | 1404645526 | t3_29y19l | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by wetting the bed
So flashback to yesterday, my girlfriend of 3 months invites me over to her aunts house for a barbecue with her family and whatnot. That shit goes smooth as fuck, I'm a charming guy, everything's awesome. Babe turns to me and says "we're having a bonfire here later wanna come?" Fuck y... | 4 | 10 | |
1404621092 | 1404624537 | t3_29y41p | t5_2to41 | 7 | Nobrr: TIFU: by being an asshole
6romperstomper9: You don't have to love her to kiss her. That would of led to sex, maybe for her - making love. But for you, at least sex. Yep, UFU.
Nobrr: so your saying i shouldve slept with someone i have no romantic interest in? sweet ill be a bigger asshole
6romperstomper9: Yes I ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1404625054 | 1404661266 | t3_29y85d | t5_2to41 | 11 | bluegatoradedrink: TIFU by activating a security feature in my car
****Update! while driving our old car on the way to the new car our old car overheated so now the old car is waiting for a tow and we are still en route to find out if the new car will start with the original key. ****
**** 2nd update: the old car is t... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1404628882 | 1404633584 | t3_29ybhx | t5_2to41 | 4 | relevant_usernme: TIFU by jacking off to my mom [NSFW]
-eDgAR-: Sorry, but your submission has been removed because of rule #7.
Teotwawki69: Party pooper...
-eDgAR-: k.gif
| 4 | 1 | |
1404627526 | 1404673729 | t3_29yacn | t5_2to41 | 15 | Vloystar: TIFU By Cleaning a Sword
This literally happened a few hours ago, though it started a week ago, technically. To preface, I practice Chen Tai Chi. A version of Tai Chi that retains all the martial aspects of the art, including weapons. My group has always used our own practice weapons, and mine are wood, thoug... | 3 | 5 | |
1404634683 | 1404648091 | t3_29yfku | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing drugs, then getting fishhooked
[deleted]: Call the police.
Ihaveregretsaplenty: Where does it fall legally?
passmeaburr: blackmail is illegal. straight up. keep your phone records, don't delete anything. even if its a picture of you doing drugs.
Ihaveregretsaplenty: Well no drug using, just ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1404636005 | 1404637338 | t3_29ygde | t5_2to41 | -4 | PolishAnton: TIFU by losing a hot girl to an uglier one
Its now in the weehours of day responsible for the story that i am to recount to you my school large state school in midwest had a party like no other a party where everybody dresses up in stereotypial japanese clothes. Party was called yasei yasei ya! and girls g... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1404634348 | 1404752782 | t3_29yfd9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | potato99: TIFU by trying to kill a cockroach
I went into my kitchen at 3 in the morning and saw a cockroach, my instincts told me to run but I wanted to fight. I grabbed the can of bug spray and aimed, I engaged the target with full force as it was extremely dangerous and should have been destroyed. The cockroach locke... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1404638192 | 1404696483 | t3_29yhq1 | t5_2to41 | -11 | yourgirlsamus: TIFU..by sleeping with both bull riders..
So my best friend and I live together..you could consider us to be tequilaholics. We make margaritas everyday (we have a fucking margaritaville if that makes it better)
Fast forward to last night.. She invites over a couple of bull riders and we think "hell yeah... | 12 | -0.916667 | |
1404638023 | 1404663802 | t3_29yhlv | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU - Icy Hot
I ran a 1/2 Marathon yesterday and my legs are still sore. I've been putting Icy Hot on them as it helps tremendously. After I finished massaging my quads with this amazing substance I had to take a piss. I didnt even think to wash my hands before using the restroom as I always do that after. ... | 3 | 6 | |
1404640454 | 1404647177 | t3_29yj5g | t5_2to41 | 77 | No4h_93: TIFU by bending over.
I was watching my brother’s soccer game. It being a club founded in the 1940's and of a certain ethnic background, the typical mentality is; if it’s not broke why fix it. So while being one the most dominant clubs with a massive following. Everything is ancient and never maintained, espec... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
1404642971 | 1404646728 | t3_29ykrg | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to eat.
This happened moments ago so it's all fresh in my mind, and my mouth.
I've been up all night watching a live stream and playing TES games. I haven't eaten all day which I end up doing often without intention, which doesn't seem like an issue but it becomes one later on. Since it w... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1404645674 | 1404765521 | t3_29ymlp | t5_2to41 | 436 | perigon: TIFU by "exposing" myself to my family.
This literally just happened this morning, so I'm still cringing like crazy from it.
We let our dog into the hallway of our house every night to sleep. Now for some reason he decided to start barking and whimpering really early in the morning. He must have heard a dog ... | 16 | 27.25 | |
1404647005 | 1404676145 | t3_29ynip | t5_2to41 | 70 | SandpaperScrew: TIFU By Fucking My Best Friend's Love
This is going to be wordy. And complicated.
Today I made the biggest fuck up of my life. My best friend, shit, this guy was practically my brother, like I have never had a friendship like this, I gave him the biggest emotional pain that could have ever been dealt.... | 7 | 10 |
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