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1404774413 | 1404816126 | t3_2a3czg | t5_2to41 | 25 | Matroiska: TIFU by calling a cute guy a fucking creep
So today I got a friendrequest on facebook and I didn't recognize the person at first, but after looking through his profile pictures I realised I've been chatting with him a little on some other site a while ago. On this site I don't even use my real name so I foun... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1404775183 | 1404793251 | t3_2a3e9f | t5_2to41 | 14 | concretecondom: TIFU By shooting a gun and almost killing my dog
Shot some birds with a 20 gauge while my golden retriever was sleeping. He woke up and had a seizure. I spent the next 20 minutes making sure he was still breathing and gonna make it.
TELL_ME_HOW-YOU_FEEL: I hope everything turned out right in the end ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1404774541 | 1404795620 | t3_2a3d6n | t5_2to41 | 310 | KingWithNoLand: TIFU by doing my job.
So I work at your friendly neighborhood family attraction in the photo department. It's our policy to try to break familes into groups so we can take, and therefore sell more photos. I take a familes photos, and offer to take a picture of the kids with there adorable little grandm... | 5 | 62 | |
1404775542 | 1404835398 | t3_2a3evo | t5_2to41 | 7 | SeesTheCarp: TIFU when a neighbor overheard me talking on the phone to the state about filing a construction violations complaint.
My neighbor is building an add-on to his house without a permit. The construction is shoddy at best, according to my civil-engineering friend.
I was loudly discussing the process of filing... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1404777355 | 1404789113 | t3_2a3hvg | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving away free pudding.
Note: I don't posses the whole story, and I'm getting most of it secondhand
So. Let it be said that I am not a smart man (or 16 year old boy). Or possess common sense. Or have any real social skills.
So. Today I made pudding on my own, and decided to give some of it to the... | 3 | 11 | |
1404778450 | 1404811741 | t3_2a3jpo | t5_2to41 | 2,740 | ThrowieAcc1234: TIFU By sending 22000 text messages
I work as a developer for a big telecom in my country. They asked me to make a program that monitored all the nationwide antennae. When my program detects that an antennae has an error it sends a text message to some people indicating the error and that it should be f... | 10 | 274 | |
1404777213 | 1404780701 | t3_2a3hnb | t5_2to41 | 10 | Figgywithit: TIFU by saying to my coworker's wife, "Oh, my wife is pregnant also!"
Not actually today, but recently happened at the company party. She was wearing a black dress, which had that maternity "look" to it. I blurted it out before my brain engaged. She is not pregnant. It was a very short conversation. Avoidi... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1404768431 | 1404808100 | t3_2a32kf | t5_2to41 | 68 | skullyD: TIFU by masturbating in the shower and slipping on my own jizz
I was getting some manly yard work done in the front yard of my house, having a few beers. I finish mowing the lawn and head inside to take a shower.
Before I hopped in I snagged a big whiff of my gracious stank of my dick and balls, we all know t... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1404779691 | 1405003380 | t3_2a3lr7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | InYourEndo01: TIFU by letting peer pressure get to me.
I decided that this might be a nice change from the semen, shit, and property damage threads. There's a lot of story, so 'ware your eyes.
So a few days ago, I was hanging out with a girl I've known for a few years. We're pretty good friends, and now that we were b... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1404781645 | 1404786819 | t3_2a3ovd | t5_2to41 | 5 | -jub-: TIFU by shating myself during work
Silvermane2: You shit yourself.
Shat is the past tense of shit. Also, shat can NEVER be used with the -ING postfix... as it is a past tense word
The proper title would have been "TIFU by shitting myself during work and having exceedingly poor grammar later"
<3
Sorry you ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1404782156 | 1404829866 | t3_2a3pnf | t5_2to41 | 6 | Be_Civil: TIFU by falling into an Amsterdam canal while pissing at the Anne Frank house.
I have a friend who lives in Amsterdam. I'm here visiting for a week of nothing but gentlemanly behavior, probably visiting a museum or some such hooker/weed establishment.
My friend also has a boat, and knows how to navigate the... | 3 | 2 | |
1404783222 | 1404789564 | t3_2a3rec | t5_2to41 | 15 | turdburger22: TIFU by trying a new supplement before going to the gym.
chrisar82: What color shat?
[deleted]: Shat coloured, I'd presume.
| 3 | 5 | |
1404783352 | 1404785260 | t3_2a3rly | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by texting my ex
My ex wouldn't talk to me for a while, so i texted her today to ask how she was feeling. She's talking to me again, but she told me she's started fooling around with some married guy where she works, she's made out with him and everything but "we've agreed to not have sex". it so... | 12 | 0.916667 | |
1404785060 | 1404785796 | t3_2a3u8r | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a shortcut through the wrong part of town.
So I'm coming home from work on a Friday night after working overtime. There's lots of traffic tonight so I thought I might try a shortcut through a bad part of town. So I'm about halfway through the ghetto of my town, I'm a bit lost, so I pullover to... | 3 | 1 | |
1404782286 | 1404904739 | t3_2a3puc | t5_2to41 | 13 | Party_Zombie: TIFU by having Sanic as my skype profile picture
I've had skype for quite awhile, and often times me and friends like to use puush (an app that lets you take screenshots on your computer) to take dumb profile pics as a sort of joke. My last profile pic was a pic of sanic- http://imgur.com/CzKUkCQ. Earlier... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1404788052 | 1404842673 | t3_2a3yyd | t5_2to41 | 15 | lenomjetable: TIFU by not washing my hands before peeing.
I was chopping serrano peppers for a chili when I realized I was late to meet a friend at her house. I went to take a quick pee, then I hopped on my bike and headed out the door. Suddenly I noticed an intense pain coming from my crotch: the serrano was burning m... | 3 | 5 | |
1404782747 | 1404804353 | t3_2a3qmv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by logging on to my friends facebook account
I just want to start with that this did not happen today. Can't even remember the exact date but it happened a few years ago, although the consequences of it came up front today, and yes it’s about a girl. Also want to point out that this is not me trying to ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1404787643 | 1419984116 | t3_2a3yb8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | t0xie: TIFU by quoting the movie "Airplane!" in our team meeting.
TIFU by quoting the movie "Airplane!" in our team meeting. After dropping a movie quote ("I guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"), I found out that my boss has never seen the movie. He referred me to our substance abuse program.
[delete... | 3 | 5 | |
1404790868 | 1404803312 | t3_2a4372 | t5_2to41 | 90 | mudmanshame: TIFU Having sex and diarrhea
Tonight is just fucked. My girlfriend of 1 year finally decided its time for some backdoor lovin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . I've done it with 2 other girls but never with her and it actually felt special since it's our first time trying something like that and I'm really attached to her. No... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1404791043 | 1404793143 | t3_2a43g8 | t5_2to41 | 1 | youtbuddcody: TIFU by drinking a protein shake
I work out regularly and I recently got new protein powder. I drink protein after I work out and typically drink it in the car on my way home. I started drinking this new brand of protein and it's gross. It taste like medicine. I was thinking of ways to make it better so I... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1404791877 | 1404832994 | t3_2a44od | t5_2to41 | 3 | GeorgieWsBush: TIFU by getting high before a friend's birthday
This happened a few years ago, and I don't talk to one of the kids in this story anymore because of this.
As my freshman year of college was coming to a close I began to practice my finals/dead week ritual. This consists of finishing classes, lighting up a... | 3 | 1 | |
1404791004 | 1404972701 | t3_2a43e7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | blinKX10: TIFU by underestimating my IBS
**The set-up**
So I've had IBS for over a month, why I have no idea, and today was my first day back to class after a two week break. Over the break my IBS had seemed to calm down to the point where I wasn't as worried as I used to be.
**The Fuck up**
So today before class I ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1404793605 | 1404859694 | t3_2a476i | t5_2to41 | 17 | sadelbrid: TIFU by giving a cleaning lady an eyeful. Potentially [NSFW]
So today I [18m] was feeling pretty horny and decided to hook up with an old friend [17f] that I've started to talk to out of the blue. I ask her what time I should come over and she says just about anytime works except it can't be too late because... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1404787713 | 1405011172 | t3_2a3yfd | t5_2to41 | 60 | IAmTheSpaceman: TIFU by opening my door to strangers
I took a peek out the window to see who was ringing my doorbell. A man and and woman were waiting there in what seemed to be funeral uniforms. I didn't know them and I was thinking it's probably Jehovah witnesses (sorry, not trying to be stereotypical, but it happene... | 6 | 10 | |
1404795637 | 1404800353 | t3_2a49yf | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a date with a retarded girl
attention_seekr: Posting story as comment - sorry OP, it was too good for you to remove on us
Ok so this happened about 6 years ago. I was in my third year of college and single. My buddy told me he had a friend he'd like me to meet for a date one night if I was... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1404791467 | 1404841989 | t3_2a444e | t5_2to41 | 5 | Lolabola92: TIFU by coming on to my brother in law...
So I saw this guy when I was going to school. We had a really nice and easy NSA relationship yet remained exclusive.
When I graduated, we pretty much agreed that things were over. A few weeks after I moved back home, however, he started texting me again, seeing if ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1404798746 | 1404841247 | t3_2a4dne | t5_2to41 | 722 | [deleted]: TIFU by going down on my girlfriend (NSFW)
Earlier today my SO and I began to get into the 'mood' and so we took to the bedroom to begin our normal routine. We undressed each other and during foreplay she started to feel a little tender around her most delicate of areas so I, thinking nothing of it, decided ... | 6 | 120.333333 | |
1404798177 | 1404800447 | t3_2a4d21 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 5meterRuler: TIFU by damaging a $1,500 door with the forklift at work.
Ok so I was driving the forklift at the local DIY store and while I was driving through the warehouse, I accidently poked holes through some cardboard boxes with the forks, which I thought was empty boxes so I didn't care and just continued to drive... | 3 | 2 | |
1404801166 | 1404814528 | t3_2a4gd1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | InadequateExpression: TIFU I Lost My GF, Probably
Today I fucked up.
Backstory: We're both college educated and I'm three years older than her. She's a dramatically better student and employee than I am. In fact, I work as a writer for the firm for which she's an editor.
Ultimately, she and I became a couple becuase I ... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1404802386 | 1404964695 | t3_2a4hkt | t5_2to41 | 10 | jaegerbombs33: tifu: buying porn
i didn't get any sleep last night because i was drinking and said to myself, "hey, 1$ for porn is pretty cheap, you should get on that, you high roller, you" i only had $.58 in my account, as my check was still clearing from the fourth of july and cinco de cuatro weekend. it just sorta ... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1404802613 | 1404838733 | t3_2a4hsr | t5_2to41 | 31 | mildlyAttractiveGirl: TIFU and said something really fucked-up. [NSFW?]
BACKSTORY: I have a really close girl friend. She happens to be dating a boy who I had previously had some drunken hookups with.
TODAY: Girl friend and I went to a movie and were just blabbering on the way back in the car, and somehow got on the t... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1404803541 | 1404928529 | t3_2a4iol | t5_2to41 | 12 | latenitejazz: TIFU by trying to improve my social skills (with alcohol)
So today I woke up at 4 am, fully dressed, hotel room door wide open and without any memories whatsoever of the night before.
The theatre I'll work at this autumn hosted a barbeque for all employees. Since I'm completely new and terrible when meet... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1404805019 | 1404893222 | t3_2a4k48 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Unpopular_But_Right: TIFU by talking about peanut butter at work
So there's a group of 6 or 7 of us chatting at work and somehow the topic got on our favorite foods. Mine is peanut butter. A coworker of mine, a college intern actually, that is quite attractive, if perhaps a tad overweight, (just a tad!) announced she, ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1404806403 | 1404809015 | t3_2a4laq | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by going in for a kiss on our first date
A bit of background, we'd worked together. I found her to be the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen the very first time I glanced at her. She wasn't the typical girl I went for, in the sense that she seemed a bit straight edge. There was this rush, sudden attra... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1404804125 | 1404822652 | t3_2a4j8v | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing that my favorite pornstar (that I've been fapping too for years) looks like a young version of my mom. NSFW
My mom has white hair now. But when she was young, she had jet black hair. I saw some old photos of her recently and there was something I just couldn't put my finger on.
Then I rea... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1404807320 | 1404830673 | t3_2a4m2h | t5_2to41 | 8 | frenchmeister: TIFU by accidentally brushing my teeth with Monistat
I'm house sitting for my aunt and uncle for a month and just made the 10 hour drive to their place today and was exhausted while getting ready for bed. To make matters worse, and I'm honestly not sure why or how, my old tube of yeast infection cream en... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1404809614 | 1404815626 | t3_2a4nug | t5_2to41 | 7 | CroMoGo: TIFU by getting fined for drinking in public
It has been well over a year since I even had a conversation with a police officer. I had hoped that time would continue for longer.
So I have made a habit of sitting down by the river in town, right underneath a "No Drinking!" sign. The sign is there because it i... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1404811094 | 1404848049 | t3_2a4p4x | t5_2to41 | 95 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling the DJ to play "Darude - Sandstorm" at a party.
For those who are unaware, the song Darude Sandstorm has been doing its rounds on the internet for the past few days. *It's fucking everywhere.* note: I actually like this song.
Last night, I find myself at a party (60 - 70 people, aged 17/18is... | 6 | 15.833333 | |
1404812357 | 1404875477 | t3_2a4q5w | t5_2to41 | 13 | emoposer: TIFU by Running Over My Neighbors Dog, No I Don't Feel Bad
So I'm backing out of my driveway and out of nowhere that dumbass dog runs right behind my left tire. I caught a glimpse of it on the rear view cam but I didn't have enough time to stop. I was already late for work and I have been for the past little ... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1404816259 | 1404831535 | t3_2a4t8a | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally giving my best friend a handjob (NSFW)
10th grade. Me, my then-best friend and her then-boyfriend had run out of school during lunch break and we had gone to a bar. (Drinking age is 18, many bars in large cities let high school students in during the day.) I don't drink much, but they do... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1404816568 | 1405282242 | t3_2a4thc | t5_2to41 | 177 | [deleted]: TIFU by fingering a girl in the backseat of a car
limasierra: I'm kind of astounded at how many people here are focussing on the fact that these girls didn't tell you their feelings.
*YOU FINGERED SOMEONE IN A PACKED CAR!!!*
Bootswithderfuhrer: Did you go to college? A solid chunk of the freshman experienc... | 7 | 25.285714 | |
1404814946 | 1404841411 | t3_2a4s70 | t5_2to41 | 37 | chaosinthecalm: TIFU by singing in the men's bathrooms
I had just finished using the urinal in a public toilet and was heading towards the sinks to wash my hands. My tired brain assumed that that I was the sole occupant of the bathroom so decided to sing aloud (at some volume) "Do you wanna build a snowman? Or ride you... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1404822325 | 1404840629 | t3_2a4yyw | t5_2to41 | 385 | rex_cars: TIFU by browsing my (adult) son's reddit posts
Boredom can be a dangerous thing. It can lead one into all sorts of trouble. As my kids were growing up, whenever they would say 'I'm bored', I would remind them that there is nothing wrong with being bored, because back then I could remember the kind of trouble ... | 10 | 38.5 | |
1404826085 | 1404829989 | t3_2a53nd | t5_2to41 | 29 | seppty: TIFU by having sex with my friend's girlfriend - again
All right so yesterday I posted about sleeping with my friends girlfriend. Today we met to talk about it. The plan was to come up with some way to make it "go away"
Problem is I am so crazy attracted to her. And since my friend is kinda ordinary in bed, w... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1404826778 | 1404885846 | t3_2a54ll | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing my jizz shirt
I'm a typical, horny, 18 year old guy; so I tend to sit in my room and jerk off all the time. I don't have a "dedicated" rag to blow my load into (the thought of having someone stumble upon a flaky and hard rag is horrifying).
So instead I grab a shirt off the top of my clothes... | 3 | 12 | |
1404821734 | 1404855909 | t3_2a4yan | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: tifu by making my friends girlfriend cry
this actually happened a few years ago, at the time my mate was dating this girl and I'll just say before I say anything else, my humour is pretty weird in terms of how twisted or dark jokes I can say (I even laughed at marley and me when the dog dies) anyway the girl... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1404827660 | 1404848893 | t3_2a55u2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Fishthrowaway101: TIFU by implying my boss had poor personal hygiene
This happened a few weeks ago but I still feel terrible. Hopefully you guys can learn from my mistake and get a laugh out of it.
I got my first (student) job as a butcher/fishmonger in an upmarket supermarket in the UK, I was really excited and eage... | 5 | 4 | |
1404830196 | 1404925234 | t3_2a59nf | t5_2to41 | 99 | shmethyl: TIFU by sharing porn with my boss
About a week ago, I was asked to print a document at work, however the computer I used to write the document was temporarily disconnected from the office printer. Therefore, I emailed myself the document so I could sign onto my Gmail account from my boss's computer which was ... | 9 | 11 | |
1404828457 | 1404918351 | t3_2a570k | t5_2to41 | 3,161 | tayabw: TIFU by playing league of legends with diabetes
So I am a type 1 diabetic. I take insulin before eating meals since it take 15 minutes to start working. Earlier I took insulin and placed some leftovers in the microwave for 2 minutes. I then proceeded to start a game of league thinking I could eat while I played... | 14 | 225.785714 | |
1404831655 | 1404865444 | t3_2a5c1j | t5_2to41 | 26 | jesusHERCULESchrist: TIFU by playing Skyrim.
OK, disclaimer, the fuck-up itself wasn't today, but rather over the course of the last tow weeks. However the result of the fuck-up has only come to light recently, and i only figured out want it was today.
Ok, on to the story. As you probably know, the Steam sales fin... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1404831931 | 1404843719 | t3_2a5ciq | t5_2to41 | 69 | ImPrecedent: TIFU by walking outside in only my underwear
The date is 07/08/2014 at 7:30 am and I and getting ready to go to sleep, -I work graves. I lock the doors, I feed my cat and strip down to my underwear. I don't particularly like this underwear. It's the new fruit of the loom boxer briefs. They fit nice, but my... | 5 | 13.8 | |
1404829812 | 1404839066 | t3_2a5932 | t5_2to41 | 6 | MaryMudpie: TIFU by shaving my legs
Firstly: I ran out of shaving cream halfway through. I have one shaven leg and one hairy leg.
Secondly: FUCKING HELL THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
Maybe I'll just stick to being a yeti.
Jedisaurus: If you have a gentle technique you can shave with shower gel, soap or just water so lon... | 3 | 2 | |
1404835101 | 1404914832 | t3_2a5i00 | t5_2to41 | 140 | mmrn: TIFU by giving head sick
I got to my boyfriend's house early and was definitely in the mood to give him a world-class bj. I had been sick for a couple days but was finally (finally!) feeling up to par enough to not be useless in bed. He was obviously up for it. I was going at it, doing everything he liked. Spitte... | 3 | 46.666667 | |
1404839660 | 1404841899 | t3_2a5q3c | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend next to my sleeping dad.
Happen more like a week ago while on vacation with my girlfriend and my family.
OK so. My family was planning a trip to West Palm Beach for the 4th of July weekend. They asked if I wanted to bring my girlfriend, so I said sure why not. So we go ... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1404839226 | 1404862536 | t3_2a5pas | t5_2to41 | 22 | shadowzawfsinn: TIFU by giving all the money i had to a random stranger.
I had to go to the RTO office to pay the road tax(india) for my bike, which I transferred from another state to my current state. I meet this person near the help desk and ask him the procedure to pay road tax. So he tells me to come with him and ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1404837418 | 1404910577 | t3_2a5m28 | t5_2to41 | 1,211 | awkwardurinalglance: TIFU by trying to get a relaxing massage in Vietnam.
On the day before I was supposed to leave Vietnam I decided to go get another massage so that I could relax and hopefully catch some sleep before we had to head off back to Korea. The first massage I got was brilliant. This 90 pound Vietnamese gi... | 27 | 44.851852 | |
1404837338 | 1404906484 | t3_2a5lx6 | t5_2to41 | 173 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting blackmailed on Facebook
Okay, this actually happened last week to my brother-in-law (wife's brother), but it is too good not to share. Consider it a public service announcement because I suspect this type of scam is more common than you'd expect, and the consequences are devastating.
Last S... | 6 | 28.833333 | |
1404841100 | 1404843699 | t3_2a5spu | t5_2to41 | 5 | jasonnosaj: TIFU by clicking the "random" subreddit button on homepage
... which brought me to "LGBTeens"... I am a 33 year old married male, and if my wife ever went through my browser history she'd probably think WTF is this pervert i married? i guess this could also be filed under "Lifeprotips"... do not click rand... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1404842479 | 1404844301 | t3_2a5v95 | t5_2to41 | 17 | RefrigeratorPoop: TIFU by sharting at work.
AnoK760: > at a small oil and gas company.
taking work a bit too seriously are we?
RefrigeratorPoop: Didn't think about that either. You sir have my respect.
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1404838536 | 1404843542 | t3_2a5o2f | t5_2to41 | 8 | Bilgerman: TIFU by getting my driver's license
TIFU.
Ah, the summer of 20XX. What a glorious time to be alive. Fresh out of high school, beautiful girlfriend, great friends, enough disposable income to get high and do nothing with the rest of my time. The only thing missing from the Young American Male Summer was a ca... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1404844373 | 1404874524 | t3_2a5ytf | t5_2to41 | 81 | uggamuffa: TIFU By 'Mirin a Customer
Backstory: I work as a server
So I'm working and a large group of people walk in together. They seem to be mostly couples. Everyone is wearing t-shirts.
One man orders a ton of food. Two large omelettes, extra bacon, five waffles. He tells me, "I know its a lot of food, I... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1404840042 | 1404971886 | t3_2a5qqz | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my girlfriend while my sister was home.
So this just happened a few minutes ago and I'm freaking out. So I thought my family had gone to work and I was home alone, per usual of everyday. So I'm in a long distance relationship with my girlfriend, but I had just gotten into a huge fight with... | 3 | 5 | |
1404844219 | 1404847575 | t3_2a5yjj | t5_2to41 | 3 | CianD: TIFU by doing an A-Class job on alienating the girl I like.
I don't know what it is but I'm normally quite normal, if not a bit nerdy/ fan boyish.
For reasons unknown to myself however, every time that I'm talking to/ messaging this girl, who's got the same interests as me and is really pretty and is pretty mu... | 3 | 1 | |
1404845279 | 1405006702 | t3_2a60ic | t5_2to41 | 504 | Hasbee: TIFU The Lightsaber NSFW
To start this off my gf is HUGE starwars fan. She owns costumes props, masks, movies, books you name it. It started off as regular lazy evening at her parents house where she lives. It was a sort of goodbye evening since she was leaving town for a while and wouldnt be seeing eachther fo... | 12 | 42 | |
1404840777 | 1404886887 | t3_2a5s3o | t5_2to41 | 6 | tobobo36: TIFU by looking after my grandparents dog and house while they're away
So tonight is my first night looking after my grandparents house and dog while they are away traveling for 6 weeks. it started off pretty well, had dinner, watched television, browsed reddit and went to bed. This is when things get less ok... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1404847415 | 1404860060 | t3_2a64gg | t5_2to41 | 14 | nuraHx: TIFU by not being able to distinguish my dreams from reality.
Do you ever sometimes mistake something that happened in a dream to be true in reality as well?
So I was having this really awesome dream last night. I was in my room, along with a few of my cousins and friends. We were all having a nice time, talk... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1404848197 | 1404849447 | t3_2a65wn | t5_2to41 | 6 | Mursin: TIFU by not doing laundry
That's right. So, folks, many of you are probably familiar with the concept of going commando. Well, the laundry struggle has been real for a few weeks now. Because of a lack of laundry facilities in my apartment complex and scheduling problems with friend, I haven't done a single load... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1404848799 | 1404852186 | t3_2a670l | t5_2to41 | 10 | Super_Sonic_Soda: TIFU By burning my nose while trying to scrub my face.
So I came back from a festival feeling pretty dirty and noticed I had a few blackheads on my nose and I decided to look up some remedies online for blackhead removal. I found a toothbrush trick on this wiki how website and thought it would give it... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1404851161 | 1404852401 | t3_2a6b7i | t5_2to41 | 11 | Striker12Gecko: TIFU by accidentally letting my mom give me the wrong medicine.
I just had surgery to arrange a layer of skin ( it's a layer of something ) on my eye. It was blocking about 50% of the vision in my right eye. My mom paid for the surgery and I'm living with her temporarily so she can help me post-surgery.... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1404846656 | 1404956128 | t3_2a630d | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my dog a beef bone and then getting on a plane.
Welcome to the worst two hours of my life.
I've flown with my dog half a dozen times, and I have never had a problem. He is usually asleep the entire flight and people don't even know he's there. Also, I've given my dog beef bones before, and a... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1404852240 | 1405226621 | t3_2a6daz | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for sex buddy and letting it show. [NSFW]
First I should say that I am a 41 year old man and I am exiting a twenty year relationship with a mentally abusive and mentally ill woman. She isolated me from the friends I had and I have no family, so all this time it has only been she and I.
I joi... | 3 | 4 | |
1404852578 | 1404857370 | t3_2a6dwr | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my dick to my entire biology class (NSFW)
Okay so this didn't happen to me today, but actually happened back in May.
So a little backstory: I'm 18m, and I don't exactly have the largest stick in the bundle, if you know what I mean. In fact, it's really tiny. But hey, it still gets the job don... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1404852640 | 1404870860 | t3_2a6e1b | t5_2to41 | 44 | TheJarcker: TIFU by putting my tongue where it doesn't belong.
I have a bad habit of putting things in my mouth and chewing when I am stressed or nervous. Pencils, pens, the rims of plastic cups, straws, you name it. Yesterday, I broke up with my girlfriend, and today she messaged me over Facebook to argue about the br... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1404854715 | 1404862837 | t3_2a6i4f | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my ex - NSFW
Last night, actually.
I got out of a crazy relationship a few months ago. A couple of months ago I met a great guy but I didn't want to rush into anything. Things have been going really well but I told the guy I didn't want to have sex with him for a while, a few months. He was ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1404840651 | 1404866956 | t3_2a5rwy | t5_2to41 | 26 | SealTheDeaI: TIFU by desecrating my uptight German exchange partner's bed.
This needs to start with a little context: this happened quite a few years ago while I was on a high school exchange in Germany. My conservative christian mother had heavily censored my application and I was matched with a nerdy uptight ultra tr... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1404856276 | 1405225080 | t3_2a6kvd | t5_2to41 | 498 | saviorlito: TIFU by calling my gf from my work phone.
I work at a call center where I can choose to be in specific queues. Today, I was doing live web chats and e-mails. I've been working for this company for almost 5 years, and am well respected by most of my peers here. People usually ask me for answers to tough ques... | 6 | 83 | |
1404851977 | 1404871244 | t3_2a6csu | t5_2to41 | 7 | LRats: TIFU By not following my instincts
Of course like most stories this happened about a year and a half ago. I was at my school's employee Christmas party. The president buys a bunch of gifts, wraps them up, and then pulls peoples' names out of a hat. If your name gets called you can go up and pick one gift. The bi... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1404860895 | 1404864735 | t3_2a6tbw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: tifu by laughing at brazilian fans...
Everytime I see this gif I can't help but laughing. I'm so sorry world but I'm a fucking [asshole.](http://gfycat.com/BriskDecisiveChital)
I know I shouldn't laugh but I can't stop.
[deleted]: That kids way to young to be emotionally invested in a damn thing. He's cryin... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1404857921 | 1404919604 | t3_2a6o09 | t5_2to41 | 24 | bopokippo: TIFU by playing League of Legends 2 days after being released from the hospital
(....or not today exactly, but it did happen fairly recently)
So I had just gotten out of the hospital after having chest surgery (i had a 10 inch steel bar inserted horizontally across my chest due to problems with how my bones... | 4 | 6 | |
1404863175 | 1404865196 | t3_2a6x5e | t5_2to41 | 12 | Nakeddream: TIFU by washing our rug in the bathtub
The pipes in the kitchen have been leaking sewage water out of the cabinet for the past week. My mother put a rug on the floor to soak up the water because it was annoying to keep mopping the stuff up.
Today they fixed the plumbing and the leaking stopped, so we deci... | 4 | 3 | |
1404861804 | 1404865102 | t3_2a6uwq | t5_2to41 | 7 | I_love_pearljam: TIFU by signing my dad up for match.com as a gay man.
It was actually a couple years ago but its still just as impacting on his life today as it was then. A couple years back my dad left his phone laying out and I got the idea to pull a prank on him. I began playing through a couple ideas in my head an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1404862912 | 1404930150 | t3_2a6wr3 | t5_2to41 | 92 | stupidnurse: TIFU by throwing out a $4000 bottle of cancer pills.
I am an Lpn at a nursing facility for the elderly. The state surveyors are in the building this week examining us and making sure we don't beat he residents, etc. So anyways, last night our pharmacist was going through the med carts and removing drugs th... | 7 | 13.142857 | |
1404864105 | 1404874817 | t3_2a6yne | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by Pulling and Pregnancy Prank
I was at my grandfather's eating dinner when someone texted me, "Hey Julie, it's Sarah!" (I changed the name for their sake.) My name is not Julie, or even close. I didn't give my number to a Sarah. So, immediately I knew this was someone with the wrong number.
I've read ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1404865242 | 1404889914 | t3_2a70h9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Rindan: TIFU and proved to my boss I'm an idiot
I'm an engineer, and TIFU. I got roped into doing an audit of one of our suppliers, and I agreed to go as the technical expert. I can crack out code and manager tens of millions of dollars worth of equipment, but apparently I can't book a business trip.
The day before ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1404868447 | 1404870000 | t3_2a75p7 | t5_2to41 | 25 | sykee1991: TIFU by making a joke about a dead guy.
Where I work, all employees can be assigned a locker if they want one. Well, today I decided to ask for one and was promptly given a locker code and a location. I opened my locker and noticed that there were a few things in there. Altogether there were a few unopened b... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1404868567 | 1405284808 | t3_2a75w9 | t5_2to41 | 44 | fecesallaround: TIFU by dating my ex's brother
I'd known my best friend for 4 years. We'll call my best friend G. We got along amazingly, and he is one of the most respectable men in my life. We'd been friends, but some months ago, he decided to make a move. I accepted and we ended up dating for 7 months. It was all go... | 8 | 5.5 | |
1404871138 | 1405084972 | t3_2a73ik | t5_2to41 | 2 | HelpfulGamerReloaded: No. You need to be alive, right front of me.
LordFappingwood: Oh come on! First thing any budding super knows is to keep their abilities secret! ;) Also, if you're somehow not trolling, please make an appointment with a mental health professional. You have delusions of grandeur.
HelpfulGamer... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1404863158 | 1404876679 | t3_2a6x4c | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending a link from r/fatpeoplehate to a fat friend.
My boyfriend's name starts with the same letter as this person, and they both have four letter names, so in a rush, I sent a link to this friend on Facebook instead of him. It's an older woman. She's the mother of someone I used to be ... | 4 | 0 | |
1404868320 | 1404935998 | t3_2a75i3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | MrZeldaNerd: TIFU by breaking my leg for a 'friend'
Today, after getting approval to walk on my healing leg, i realized that i have indeed fucked up. I had recently asked an awesome girl that i had a crush on since 8th grade to our high school banquet about 3 months ago. I was stoked to have a beautiful and awesome dat... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1404870022 | 1404947603 | t3_2a78al | t5_2to41 | 6,135 | matt2012bl: TIFU: secretly eating mushrooms while my wife was asleep in a house full of cats
This happened a good long while ago now so not really today...
It was April when I started this journey. During the winter I became a member of a magic mushroom forum and was learning all I could about growing magic mushrooms... | 12 | 511.25 | |
1404848498 | 1404938852 | t3_2a66gz | t5_2to41 | 15 | usefulthings: TIFU by having big, stupid feet
I bought a house a few weeks ago. A real fixer upper. I've spent the last three weeks in the demolition phase: removing walls, tearing out the bathroom, and generally wrecking the house.
Today, on the first of the construction phase, I tripped over a floor joist and almost... | 5 | 3 | |
1404871381 | 1404905034 | t3_2a7adg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught with pot (Im 17)
lordhades89: I was charged with possession once because I was riding with a friend that smoked. Make sure you ask fir diversion, that's what I got. I just had to pay a $600 fine, attend a 2 hour course and not get in trouble again for 6 months. It sounds bad but it co... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1404872042 | 1404920192 | t3_2a7bcn | t5_2to41 | 11 | 1800Redcross: TIFU By taking a girl's number
This probably fits a confession bear more than anything, but fuck it.
So I work at a locally owned, but still-a-franchise icecream store that doesn't get much traffic during the weekdays, as such, I usually try to be pretty friendly/conversation-y to anyone who walks in, a... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1404874760 | 1405010506 | t3_2a7fjp | t5_2to41 | 525 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing panties.
P.s: I am writing this on my phone so sorry for the grammar and such.
My friend invited me out to a pool party. I have been diagnosed with Aspergers and I am on anxiety pills. Having said that parties are not my thing but I have just finished my whole summer to-do-list that c... | 8 | 65.625 | |
1404874275 | 1404913356 | t3_2a7eu8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheCunnilynguisyt: TIFU By Doing Laundry at the 'Rents
Alas, the almighty Universal Karma has struck. After a few weeks of lurking TIFU and having quite a laugh at the misfortunes of others, Today (actually five days ago, but not realized until today) I Fucked Up.
I (21 M) am entering into my fourth year of college. ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1404878181 | 1404878562 | t3_2a7kp2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU I met a cute girl only to find out I had a sweat stain on my ass.
After work I usually bike around Randall's island for fun. As I was biking the ramp to the bridge I saw a very attractive female(out of my league type of hot) and about my age. Her chain became lose from her gears. I went over to help her... | 3 | 8 | |
1404878124 | 1404890174 | t3_2a7kmg | t5_2to41 | 20 | Dirtygreedo: TIFU by posting to a subreddit.
Using a throwaway here.
I recently discovered a subreddit that allows it's subscribers to express their erotic freedom and story telling. I began posting about a month ago and really got into it. I primarily would do this at night.
A little back story now.
My wife and... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1404881861 | 1404882546 | t3_2a7pum | t5_2to41 | 4 | just_another_hobo: TIFU by applying spray on tan
lm pale so trying to tan gets me sunburned easily. Tried out a fake tan for the first time. I now look like a zebra from the jersey shore. Going to spend the next couple days respraying or trying to get it fixed.
Edit: Typo
Edit : Should also add in I'm going to a pret... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1404882367 | 1404888647 | t3_2a7qhs | t5_2to41 | 83 | A_Friendly_Robot: TIFU [NSFW Image] By sending my friends porn collection to my teacher...
Let me preface this by saying that there is some NSFW Language in this post.
So a few months back my friend and I were doing a year 11 sose assignment on the effect of media on today's youth. My friend had found lots of images o... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1404882369 | 1404931862 | t3_2a7qhx | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting on my boyfriend's penis. (Kind of NSFW, but not really)
We were at a friends house sleeping in. I was the little spoon, he was the big spoon. I've recently changed my diet to a mostly fruit and vegetable diet, which has caused a few gas leaks. Anyway, I woke up in the worlds best cuddle t... | 6 | 10.666667 |
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