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1404880940 | 1404910332 | t3_2a7omn | t5_2to41 | 9 | gila-monster: TIFU by breaking my friends T.V.
I know you've all seen the YouTube videos of people throwing their Wii remotes into their TV's, but would never do it ourselves because we're not that dumb. Well, it turns out that the strap isn't fail safe, and that if you don't tighten it enough, it will still come flyin... | 3 | 3 | |
1404887585 | 1404889081 | t3_2a7wcr | t5_2to41 | 26 | SarcasmTime73: TIFU by NOT flirting with my girlfriends' best friend.
I've been seeing this girl for a couple of weeks, and all is seemingly going well. We've been on a couple dates, and we talk on facebook almost constantly. Today, though, today luck was not on my side. We were chatting it up on facebook, when I sudde... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1404889843 | 1404928719 | t3_2a7ym7 | t5_2to41 | 24 | edder24: TIFU by asking a friend if she'd like to have sex.
I'm just dumb sometimes.
She was a close friend. Hell, I even became an ordained minister and was going to perform the marriage ceremony on her and her fiance. Then they broke up.
I bluntly said (it's how I do), in a text message, that I wanted attention fro... | 6 | 4 | |
1404889236 | 1404890179 | t3_2a7y0p | t5_2to41 | 15 | tombob1: TIFU, by joking with a chainsaw.
Today, while at work, I saw a fellow co-worker rummaging around through shelves. I asked her what she was looking for and almost immediately I hear "I'm looking for scissors." naturally, I responded with "I'm sorry lass, all I have is a chainsaw." Innocent enough, and I got a q... | 3 | 5 | |
1404890287 | 1404949636 | t3_2a7yzx | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by popping 2 Xanax for my first time
So this happened yesterday but anyways, I was home and one of my high school homie who graduated this year hit me up for some Xanax bars. (He lives really close to me so I just called him and walked over to his house to pick it up for 5 bucks) Now I've never popped t... | 9 | 0.777778 | |
1404839313 | 1404898290 | t3_2a5pgv | t5_2to41 | 3 | quiktom: TIFU by putting a prospective girlfriend before my father
My ol' man is visiting from Australia and he's leaving on Thursday. I met a lovely girl two months ago, a day before she went on a two month sojourn in east asia. we kept in contact while she was out there and she got back last week and I've seen her tw... | 3 | 1 | |
1404894482 | 1404919561 | t3_2a82md | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming too much. NSFW
**Warning: this is pretty long and pretty graphic. There's TLDR at the end.**
So, my fiance and I are swingers. We enjoy random sex with strangers and other couples. We haven't been in the 'lifestyle' for terribly long, but have enjoyed sex with a few single men (the men don't ... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1404898464 | 1404901491 | t3_2a85oi | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by just now cutting my thumb, at 4 in the morning
TouchyJoFeely: Don't trust me, no medical advice given over the interests can be trusted. Seek medical attention immediately
TouchyJoFeely: Edit: interests = Intrawebs
FlyingBranch: it was not a normal cut it diagonally across the palm side of the thum... | 8 | 0.625 | |
1404897579 | 1404948311 | t3_2a850i | t5_2to41 | 92 | TouchyJoFeely: TIFU by showing my roommates my balls [NSFW]
My roommates refuse to turn the AC on. Ergo, I play FIFA naked (87 degrees in my room). Won a game, screaming profanity to my weak ass opponent. My two female roommates came in to see what's wrong. Realized that everything was right. Curvature-wise..
ked_man: ... | 4 | 23 | |
1404902146 | 1404924498 | t3_2a88n6 | t5_2to41 | 50 | lavenderleopard: TIFU: By being forced to face my greatest fear.
This happened about an hour ago.
I'm currently living with my fiancee's parents as we're saving up for the wedding and our own place. So this morning my SO and his dad are at work leaving myself and his mum in the house alone.
I decided to take a showe... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1404902726 | 1404904806 | t3_2a893a | t5_2to41 | 11 | Div_ByXero: TIFU by going on vacation
Well, I (or rather my parents) are still in shock as I am writing this right after my little "incident".
So my family is heading on vacation, and we left before dawn this morning. As we are driving to the airport (still), I suddenly tense up. You know that cramp when you have to t... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1404904673 | 1404910093 | t3_2a8amt | t5_2to41 | 9 | malachymac95: ur a big meanie
UnluckyLuke: What did it say? ;_;
malachymac95: > It hurt
> TL;DR: ow
UnluckyLuke: Well, it made me kek. Don't listen to the big bully head.
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1404904453 | 1404911175 | t3_2a8amz | t5_2to41 | 38 | sandrahj: TIFU by cheating on my boyfriend, solved it, but now a new problem has appeared.
So I saw some posts about this so thought Id share my TIFU here as well.
Right, let me begin by saying that I in NO way think anyone should cheat and yes I did feel bad. So here's my story:
I've always been very kinky when it ... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1404904906 | 1404933187 | t3_2a8b0s | t5_2to41 | 13 | ThatAussieBastard: TIFU By dropping a loud F Bomb in a church
I was invited to play a game of cards at a local church recently and I had agreed to play just a few games. Ended up getting a pretty good streak throughout the night and the last game I played I had lost and shouted out "GET FUCKED" fairly loudly. Everyone ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1404909889 | 1404948952 | t3_2a8g53 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 69username69: TIFU by taking out my poptarts to early.
I burned my thumb. I'm going back to sleep fuck this day.
lordzod: What kind of pop tarts were they?
TheRiddl3Mast3r: This guy is asking the important questions.
| 3 | 2 | |
1404911439 | 1404913062 | t3_2a8i07 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my wife "let's go".
My wife has been bugging me to buy her a ski boat for a while. Yesterday we found one she wanted, but I was on the fence. The owner, a friend of the family, sold it to someone else. She was bummed. Later, we saw an ad for an almost identical boat. Went to look and it was A... | 4 | 1 | |
1404912510 | 1404971507 | t3_2a8jd5 | t5_2to41 | 67 | David_0072: TIFU by convincing my mom to do drugs
First of all: sorry for no englando, I'm from Germany.
When my mom first found out that I was smoking pot, I was really in trouble. Years passed and I managed to make her think a bit more liberal about this topic. She was still against it but she realized that she could... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1404913508 | 1404920787 | t3_2a8kr0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | aethernyx: TIFU: By leaving fluffy cat toys out on the balcony to dry
We had been fostering a kitten and lent it some of our older cats toys after he left yesterday I washed the said toys and left them on our balcony to dry. There were five in total, today I went out to check if they are dry, only 2 toys remain, the ot... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1404917318 | 1404964809 | t3_2a8qcd | t5_2to41 | 4,594 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching a small child in the face at Disneyland
I was at Disneyland Paris with a group of friends. We were on that ride where you all stand in a room/spaceship whilst it gets pummelled with asteroids. The room shakes, sparks fly and flames pop up. People are fighting for balance and grabbing hold of... | 14 | 328.142857 | |
1404917848 | 1404951709 | t3_2a8r81 | t5_2to41 | 127 | J1zzonyou: TIFU by picking my nose
Was digging away while driving to work. Went over a bump and a moderately high speed. That pinky went in to the knucle.
workstudy_: [For you OP]
(http://i.imgur.com/pQj5JvU.jpg)
J1zzonyou: this is awesome. Thank you kind stranger. Let us now be friends.
workstudy_: Thank you for the ... | 5 | 25.4 | |
1404920619 | 1405008664 | t3_2a8s6a | t5_2to41 | 156 | chode0: we'll get it ironed out, i just hate being made to feel like i cheated on her or something. i went running with a girl for 45 minutes, then went to the grocery store. super exciting evening
DeadPrez1: This isn't always true buuut when people get defensive and accuse *their other* of cheating, it is possible tha... | 14 | 11.142857 | |
1404919533 | 1404942373 | t3_2a8u06 | t5_2to41 | 168 | [deleted]: TIFU by Getting Ready for College
This morning I'm woken up to a pounding on my bedroom door. I halfway gurgle out a "what" before I'm told to come grab my stupid box out of the living room. Upon hearing this, I begin to think before it hits me: I'm startled awake, and I'm instantly paralyzed with fear. Toda... | 4 | 42 | |
1404920655 | 1404963806 | t3_2a8w1e | t5_2to41 | 190 | -OuchMyButt-: TIFU by jerking off into my son's diaper
My wife hasn't been giving it up lately so I've been beating it quite regularly. I visit all the typical places, xnxx, pornhub, realgirls, nsfw, celebs etc.
Well today, I was beating it like a champ in the bathroom when I heard her coming. I didn't prepare well a... | 7 | 27.142857 | |
1404922477 | 1404925367 | t3_2a8z5m | t5_2to41 | 2 | Woodman23: TIFU by buying the wrong chap stick
Voyager5555: Because going back and buying the right one would be too difficult?
Woodman23: It is when you are on your way to work and don't realize it until you are in the car.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1404922511 | 1405024103 | t3_2a8z8x | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by being in denial.
So, some context first, there's a group of friends I don't see very often since I changed cities. In the future we will meet even less, since I'm moving to another country, so yesterday we decided to spend the day at an amusement park, as a kind of a farewell reunion.
That morning I... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1404926486 | 1404949210 | t3_2a96co | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by jokingly challenging one of the other delivery drivers at work to a race.
We were both leaving on a delivery, going about the same distance. He's 19 and his ego consists only of his ability to drive. We've always fucked with him about it, saying we could all take him in a race, that his truck is slow... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1404931769 | 1404946336 | t3_2a9g7m | t5_2to41 | 1,558 | Scumshots: TIFU by not hiding my homemade sex toys (NSFW)
Reading some of the stories on this subreddit reminded me of a memory from about 2 years ago that still makes me cringe.
16 year old me, horny and bored with just my hand, decides it'd be a good idea to gather some supplies and try to make myself a little homem... | 12 | 129.833333 | |
1404932275 | 1404938387 | t3_2a9h76 | t5_2to41 | 59 | agills: TIFU by farting
swotam: That's sharting, not farting. It happens, going commando is an acceptable solution provided you don't shart again.
agills: I wish it was merely a shart.
BowChickaWow-Wow: It never is. You can't trust your asshole ever again.
| 4 | 14.75 | |
1404912509 | 1404937096 | t3_2a8jd1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving
So this morning I went to a meeting and met an incredibly attractive woman. We talked a bit but nothing came of it. Drove home with a mind full of dirty thoughts and went to the bathroom to jerk off before taking a nap. As I was browsing some of the wonderful nsfw subs on reddit I realized I... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1404933399 | 1404953590 | t3_2a9jbj | t5_2to41 | 923 | AllLooseAndFunky: TIFU by accidentally killing a cow with a high powered rifle from almost a mile away.
Okay so, this actually happened a while ago. But I'm new to Reddit and I would have posted right away had I known about Reddit at the time. So here it is. My parents have a house out in the country, and a back deck t... | 12 | 76.916667 | |
1404934421 | 1405263931 | t3_2a9lce | t5_2to41 | 47 | general_wuertz: TIFU by calling my ex-gf a cunt
A little back story....she was my sister's childhood friend in my old home town & when my sister got married 2 years ago, we re-met each other & started to date. Sigh....we were awesome together. Became best friends and lovers. Talked about the future, getting mar... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1404936732 | 1405020646 | t3_2a9psi | t5_2to41 | 30 | bcatsk: TIFU by getting jalapeño up my butthole
After waiting a few months, my jalapeño plant was finally ready to be picked.
I'm picking these spicy sons of bitches off the tree when I see an old wrinkly one in the back. Curious me decided to pick it open and take a look inside. Yup. Just a typical jalapeño. Nothing... | 6 | 5 | |
1404935071 | 1405067034 | t3_2a9mky | t5_2to41 | 596 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting/sending nudes to my boyfriend on Facebook
Okay, worst experience ever. I'm still cringing with embarrassment. This was yesterday but the continuation happened today...
So I'm in a long distance relationship and my boyfriend's internet has been out for a couple weeks now. He doesn't have a ce... | 7 | 85.142857 | |
1404938731 | 1405004736 | t3_2a9t8z | t5_2to41 | 175 | GeekSnozzle: TIFU by telling a white Scottish man that he doesn't look like a terrorist
I was working front desk in a hotel, and 3 Scottish men came to check in. When I asked for ID, they each handed me their passport. The third one looked different in his passport photo -- he'd grown out his hair and dyed it a diffe... | 5 | 35 | |
1404940003 | 1404967463 | t3_2a9vea | t5_2to41 | 6 | losredesnosonaqui: TIFU by eating peanut butter and cheese sandwiches for a week
This started last week but still feeling effects. So bills hit me hard last pay day and I get paid no weekly so last week I was broke and ran out of food. Normally I can live off sandwiches, but I ran out of meats to make them with. Well I... | 3 | 2 | |
1404941356 | 1405030573 | t3_2a9xqb | t5_2to41 | 3 | StrawberryGAME: TIFU by taking two sleeping pills before live-streaming a game
**TL;DR Walked in on my boyfriend's shower and pissed all over the floor, then accidentally streamed myself naked**
My boyfriend and I love to watch Lets Plays or live streams of people playing video games, and it just so happens that my bo... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1404941458 | 1405017449 | t3_2a9xwl | t5_2to41 | 1,997 | mankstar: TIFU by farting in a child's face
I was at chipotle getting lunch when this little kid was being an absolute devil. Running around and grabbing people's phones out of their hands, yelling and hitting random people.
I remembered a post on Reddit where a guy said he experienced something similar and silent fa... | 10 | 199.7 | |
1404941524 | 1404944348 | t3_2a9y03 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Emma-Leigh: TIFU by changing things up
We're fucking. I (vagina) am on the bottom. I try to change positions. Swift knee to the balls. No more fucking.
Sallyrockswroxy: i think i woulda still gone for it after a bit of rubbing
Emma-Leigh: He did, but he kept my legs firmly on his shoulders to be safe
| 3 | 10.333333 | |
1404945522 | 1404947397 | t3_2aa4k4 | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my daughters t-shirts
I have two daughters who are the light of my life. They're both gorgeous in different ways. One is blonde and tiny. The other is brunette, tall, and curvy. (I call them Snow White and Rose Red after the old story.).
I decided to buy them the same t-shirt, but ... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1404947108 | 1405023835 | t3_2aa74t | t5_2to41 | 412 | I_armed_the_potato: TIFU by shoving cherries up my ass.
So, I'm a guy on the kinky side, and I've usually gotten a finger or two involved with my ass while I'm masturbating. So, today, I have the apartment all to myself, and I'm having a nice wank when I ~~notice~~ remember a bag of cherries in the fridge. One thing le... | 7 | 58.857143 | |
1404947244 | 1405001579 | t3_2aa7cv | t5_2to41 | 69 | MrOxfordComma: TIFU by lending my tree house to an alcoholic
My family owns a little house in the countryside. This place is pretty nice and calm and we spend almost every weekend there.
In front of our house lives an old couple of farmers. They own a nice house with chickens, some goats and two cows. They earn a livi... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1404948014 | 1404958047 | t3_2aa8mq | t5_2to41 | 40 | HouseBoat0469: TIFU by shaking to hard
Earlier today before I got my hour off for lunch I got this unbearable urge to have some pancakes. I am in the Army so my room is upstairs in the same building I work in so it wasn't a big deal to go up and whip up some well deserved pancakes. I am not talented enough to make them... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1404948299 | 1405040354 | t3_2aa92x | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a naive guy in love.
Wasn't today but whatever, okay so some back story: I started dating the girl of my dreams (or so I thought) when I was a sophomore in high school and I loved her with all of my heart. She loved me the same(or so I thought) we were together up until April of this year. She ... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1404950723 | 1404982799 | t3_2aacx8 | t5_2to41 | 81 | bloodyfengas: TIFU by smoking too much and losing a tampon in my vagina.
Last night, actually, but whatever.
So I was at my friend's house with like 7 or 8 of our other friends and they were all pretty high already. I don't usually smoke with them because sometimes when I do I have panic attacks, so I just avoid it a... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1404950887 | 1404992010 | t3_2aad6p | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting my wife in the face with my dick. NSFW
The wife and I were getting intimate this morning and I was feeling a bit goofy, as well. As a joke, sometimes I will do the "car antenna" where I will turn sideways and pull my erection to the side so that when I let go and swing my hips around it will ... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1404950834 | 1404952039 | t3_2aad3g | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating with my Ex's scented lotion.
The familiar scent and lack of sexy times made for one sad 30 seconds.
Didgaridildo: Yeah, I was expecting this big story about how your current SO recognized the sent on your junk just before sexy times then got really upset and kick you in the dick...or s... | 3 | 2 | |
1404947717 | 1404985963 | t3_2aa85e | t5_2to41 | 11 | handcuffsharam: TIFU by being kinky in the Middle East.
So I managed to get into an Arabic language program in Jordan and I was stoked for some LIFE EXPERIENCE and this kind of LIFE EXPERIENCE required more than just clothes. I decided to bring my sentiment box for, duh, sentimental things like ticket stubs, the first ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1404952774 | 1404987816 | t3_2aag2y | t5_2to41 | 48 | moar_powah: TIFU by talking to an angry Muslim during Ramadan about being an atheist.
I am currently working as a contractor on a project for a month in Bellevue WA, and I love the diversity there. It's kind of like Washington's melting pot from Korea, India, China, the Middle East and more, all in one city. Truly a be... | 6 | 8 | |
1404947543 | 1404956735 | t3_2aa7v9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | katushkin: TIFU by not reading
So it's my SO's graduation on Thursday, and we had left it to the last minute to book a hotel. My SO has no money so she needed me to book it. So she sent me the link to the hotel's page on LateRooms through Whatsapp. I was at work at the time, and we were pretty swamped at the time, but ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1404951821 | 1405020713 | t3_2aaenc | t5_2to41 | 4 | Cell-i-Zenit: TIFU by hiding "spacebrownies" under my bed
It was silvester and i was ~ 16 years old. My friends decided do bake some some stuff with weed. Its important to know that it was our first contact with weed every. We got all the informations in the internet and a friend of mine knew a dealer. So we "investiga... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1404955774 | 1405054735 | t3_2aakph | t5_2to41 | 1,691 | [deleted]: TIFU by spanking stranger with pool noodle.
So you know you've officially fucked up when a kid yells stranger danger and is pointing at you. I didn't think kids actually knew that saying. I just assumed it was a funny saying we in Generation Y picked up on South Park or something.
Well, today I was at Wal... | 12 | 140.916667 | |
1404956730 | 1404969958 | t3_2aam7z | t5_2to41 | 8 | dripz245: TIFU by showing my mom my wallet
First post on Reddit, so I'm sorry if it's not very top notch lol. But on to the short story!
So I went to Maine with a few friends, one of them has a house up in Maine and was kind enough to invite me, and we go to a store that has some sweet wallets and I proceed to buy one... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1404950657 | 1404960284 | t3_2aacsv | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting wifi and a beer (NSFW)
This wasn't today but it was a few days ago, I'm currently on vacation with majority of my family . One night we we"re at the house we were staying at for a weekend , and due to relatives filling up the house and we had all been drinking . My father And a few of the ot... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1404957946 | 1404973105 | t3_2aao4g | t5_2to41 | 150 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by asking /u/PM_for_dick_pic if He actually sends dick pics if I PM him.
So on an /r/Askreddit thread I saw his user so I asked him will he actually send a dick pic if I pmed him. He told me he will and before I even pm'ed him he send a picture of a professionally photographed picture of a penis.... | 13 | 11.538462 | |
1404959078 | 1404959804 | t3_2aapv9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | jburn09: TIFU by insulting a mentally challenged man in front of my neighbors in my apartment complex
So I have lived at this moderately sized apartment complex for about 6 months now. I normally get to know a lot of people around me, but this complex is in a shady area (moved to be closer to my campus). One neighbor I... | 4 | 2 | |
1404959552 | 1405100734 | t3_2aaql4 | t5_2to41 | 17 | TiCtOcT0e: TIFU by not responding to an email and losing 350 dollars.
I recently sold a laptop on amazon for 400 dollars. When it arrived to the customer, he did not think it matched the description and filed an A to Z guarantee claim. I then contacted him and asked him what he thought would be a fair reimbursement. He... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1404945917 | 1404965734 | t3_2aa563 | t5_2to41 | 15 | drinfernodds: TIFU by holding a weed whacker by the trigger (While Wearing shorts)
Ok so my dad likes to work on his yard over the spring and summer. He's old, but he handles tools much better than I do. As someone who has little experience with power tools of any kind, he just asked me to use the weed whacker in the y... | 3 | 5 | |
1404961842 | 1404962463 | t3_2aau2g | t5_2to41 | 31 | throwawayvomiter: TIFU by touching my friend's phone and vomiting (video included) (xpost /cringe)
Video link at very bottom, but here's the written story if you prefer that.
My friends and I were at McDonalds sitting and talking late at night. My friend (let's call him Abe), is using instagram on his phone. A Stran... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1404959745 | 1404963860 | t3_2aaqwe | t5_2to41 | 14 | Taylor_Kittenface: TIFU by posting a photo of a tub of moisturiser and a pair of latex gloves to FB with the caption "This is the exciting night I have ahead".
So many of my friends left comments asking what the fuck I was talking about ...
I should probably state that I'm female, and I have recently developed a prob... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1404953798 | 1405013058 | t3_2aahnc | t5_2to41 | 20 | moneyballshma: TIFU by finally getting caught.
This just happened to me so I'm still kind of reeling from it. For the last three years where I have had a roommate, I have never gotten caught with the wood in my hand (a few close calls though), today, my luck ran out. I had just gotten back from the gym when the feeli... | 4 | 5 | |
1404965213 | 1405141945 | t3_2aaz21 | t5_2to41 | 645 | R_U_Chicken_McFly: TIFU by emailing an **extremely** nasty pic with accompanying text to the ALL STAFF email. Pic link in story. I'm fucked. [NSFW]
Eagle-Eye-Smith: Jesus christ, what the fuck happened?
TekNoir08: I think we missed something good.
czarrie: It was a majestic TIFU, like a bald eagle landing on its head... | 11 | 58.636364 | |
1404965411 | 1404966773 | t3_2aazca | t5_2to41 | 4 | CheeseAddiction: TIFU by mixing pussy and peanut butter
So, I heard somewhere that girls like it when you go down on them when you have peanut butter in your mouth. Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend with this little trick to see how turned on she'd get. Well, apparently she's one of the few girls out there who... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1404965881 | 1405011393 | t3_2aazzp | t5_2to41 | 42 | omegabrand: TIFU by farting on an elevator with Mr. Sulu
so, it wasint exactly today, it was last year at Dragon Con. but thats besides the point. we were in the Marriott hotel, and went to the top floor to see who could count the most cosplayers. after that we had to ride down, and there was an old asian man waiting a... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1404966996 | 1404984574 | t3_2ab1k4 | t5_2to41 | 66 | Swaginton: TIFU by not hanging with my grandpa enough
It was about 8 weeks ago my grandpa passed away (bless him) and i didnt really feel anything because we never really talked alot and hanged out that much despite him living a few streets away. During the funeral i didnt really feel much either and then one night i w... | 3 | 22 | |
1404968071 | 1405008139 | t3_2ab2zj | t5_2to41 | 38 | yakisaki: TIFU by giving my legs and vagina 2nd degree burns
Earlier in the year I was in between at my boyfriend's new place and my parents. I stayed most days with boyfriend, but on occasion would stay at my parents as I didn't pay rent and didn't want to overstay my welcome at boyfriend's place.
Long story short, ... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1404967858 | 1404971862 | t3_2ab2q8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | juicedagod: TIFU by getting blackout drunk at an independent wrestling show
this actually happened on Sunday June 22nd. I'm not using a throwaway because it happened in public anyway so even if I did anyone who knows me would know what happened. I was at beyond wrestling in Providence Rhode Island and I had decided tha... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1404967380 | 1405004099 | t3_2ab22n | t5_2to41 | 13 | fuckerupperagain: TIFU by spending $1k in a drunk horny stupor at a camsite
So... I was horny after a night on the town with my buddies. My gf and I are on seperate vacations for a week to do seperate stuff before we do couple stuff, and I get home, horny and alone. I used to have this thing for camgirls when I was sin... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1404969019 | 1404969957 | t3_2ab487 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU taking off my girlfriends pants
TIFU, so we just got back from vacation with her family at the beach. Well, with the family around it was kinda hard to get some alone time if you know what I mean. So, we're back home, and we're alone at my house (Roommate is on vacation as well) so we chill and things s... | 3 | 4 | |
1404969261 | 1404977776 | t3_2ab4iz | t5_2to41 | 82 | oakles: TIFU by going to In N Out.
This actually occurred my freshman year of high school but it still makes me cringe 5 years later.
I grew up in Southern California so going surfing was one of my favorite past times. I woke up early on one fateful Saturday morning to a text from one of my friends asking if I wanted ... | 11 | 7.454545 | |
1404965073 | 1405031104 | t3_2aayui | t5_2to41 | 43 | PM_ME_KOREAN_GIRLS: TIFU by wearing tight shorts and squatting
Well 3 days ago i signed up for a gym membership at a local korean gym. Now im pretty big for a Korean person and they give you clothes you clothes to change into and they dont fit me well at all. Infact they are skin tight. They might as well have been ... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1404971968 | 1405025507 | t3_2ab7oh | t5_2to41 | 206 | NakedAndTheDead: TIFU by accidentally assaulting a minor in Costco
Well you may be thinking "how the hell do you accidentally assault someone, let alone a minor?"... To which I reply: I don't know, but I managed. Here's the story.
First off, I have a 11 year old brother (I'm 24). I hang out with him a fair amount, and... | 5 | 41.2 | |
1404969790 | 1405053709 | t3_2ab572 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking molly
It was summer and my friend decided he wanted to try molly for the first time, because he finally had a connection. We planned to go midnight bowling before he found a connection, so there were 3 out of 5 of us that were going to take it that night. We both went in the car, picked it up,... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1404975620 | 1404975933 | t3_2abbfv | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU accidentally sent a nasty snapchat to my ex girlfriend just as I finally made things right again.
Gaaah... fuck. Here it is: we went out for a couple years when I lived in LA... I absolutely love her... I moved to SF and she moved to England for a few years... she ended up with a boyf or 2 in the years ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1404975841 | 1405026548 | t3_2abbmu | t5_2to41 | 1,607 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally texting my girlfriend a message meant for my sister, then amazingly slipping out of that mess only to FU bigger.
First, this is of course a throwaway account as my girlfriend is aware of my real account, although she's not really into Reddit.
This is truly awful. But then it got tempora... | 12 | 133.916667 | |
1404978923 | 1404981209 | t3_2abef4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | 3dgemaster: TIFU by riding a bike with 1 hand, had to break fast & hard, ended up with a hole in my ballsack.
So me and my friend were riding down this pedestrian road. I had a 1.5L bottle of ice tea in my right hand, was managing the bike with my left. I've done this many times, as I'm sure you all have- riding wi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1404981150 | 1405060536 | t3_2abg7w | t5_2to41 | 429 | Nevadafrenchy: TIFU by breaking my penis
2 years ago. I came home to my fiancé after an early night of drinking with some friends and we started having sex in the shower. I 'missed' once and heard a crack. I kept going for a few moments noticing the feeling was off, something was not right. I knew at that moment what h... | 7 | 61.285714 | |
1404982207 | 1404985967 | t3_2abh2d | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend about the girl of my dreams.
Well there isn't really anything I can say that will get me out of this one, I am an idiot.
Basically, I have had dreams for as long as I can remember about this girl who is the same age as me and we live just the best life together. She is just a fi... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1404980305 | 1405296498 | t3_2abfkx | t5_2to41 | 3 | hasni20: TIFU by thinking too much
It is a slow day at work and my mind drifted. I have come to the realization that a whole generation of some of the best actors is about to leave us. Ian Mckellen, Patrick Stewart, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Julie Andrews, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Mich... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1404987590 | 1405002535 | t3_2ablab | t5_2to41 | 17 | egzon27: TIFU by talking dirty to my ex
So me and my gf broke up around a month ago and I've been missing her and thinking about going back and such(yeaah shit's way too hard)so I messaged her yesterday on whatsapp and we talked for about 3-4 hours everything was going great and she told me she has put braces and that ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1404988678 | 1405018972 | t3_2abm6a | t5_2to41 | 14 | lauda_lasoon: TIFU by stealing girlfriends panties and uploading them to the cloud.
This dint really happen today but a few days back but thought I'd share my fuck up with you all.
Ok well, I managed to acquire a fetish of smelling my girlfriends panties. Whenever I used stay over at my girlfriends apartment while she... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1404988179 | 1404991045 | t3_2ablro | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by having camsex on omegle (NSFW)
Okay, so first a little bit of context:
I'm a single 18 year old male and I didn't have sex in about half a year since my last realtionship ended so naturally I was a bit more sensitive.
So, today (or yesterday night) I decided to have a bit fun on Omegle, it's somethin... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1404991591 | 1405027711 | t3_2aboob | t5_2to41 | 86 | gift13: TIFU by choking on what I thought (or hoped?) to be a piece of candy.
As many of the TIFU's, this one didn't happen today. But I remember it like it was yesterday, that must count for something right? It happened on the 30th of December 2012.
I was studying for my exams and eating some candy to motivate/ rewa... | 5 | 17.2 | |
1404993458 | 1405016738 | t3_2abqel | t5_2to41 | 15 | fuckmeimsofucked: TIFU by getting drunk and losing my virginity to a girl at a camp site [NSFW]
So I was visiting Italy, to bike in the mountains with my family and a friend. Naturally, we would rent a small house, so that we had a place to sleep.
The vacation was good, and we all achieved a lot of our personal goal. ... | 3 | 5 | |
1405024824 | 1405171464 | t3_2abudk | t5_2to41 | 73 | Chet__Walters: My mom does this same thing, but actually says the word "knock" out loud. As if this somehow makes it better. I have avoided awkward moments of her entering my room up to this point, gotta keep the fingers crossed.
herodeath99: i just leave my door open
ssjkriccolo: I took my whole wall down
herodeath99... | 12 | 6.083333 | |
1404998350 | 1405048822 | t3_2abvxx | t5_2to41 | 99 | vampiebat: TIFU when I forgot to clean up before inviting Mother over to help pack [NSFW]
This actually happened earlier today, still cringeworthy.
For the record, I'm female.
My mother offered to help me pack to move house, which I accepted. I didn't realise she'd go ape crazy on the "clean up" side of it, which to... | 6 | 16.5 | |
1404997254 | 1405003987 | t3_2abuiv | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by stepping in my mum's period blood
I was taking a shower and being on south coast of Australia there's recently been very windy weather. 2 minutes in, the lights began flickering rapidly and went out altogether.
Naturally, I didn't want to continue showering because the hot water would soon become c... | 3 | 8 | |
1404992304 | 1405026745 | t3_2abpbe | t5_2to41 | 6 | Greatbrownnorth: Tifu by thinking Ween is the perfect band to listen to stoned.
It's 4:20 am as I write this haha.
So this all culminated in the last 30 minutes. To set the mood, my best friend and I were smoking a couple of doobies and talking about the upcoming semester. For those interested it was platinum kush, be... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1404998564 | 1405031998 | t3_2abw7t | t5_2to41 | 100 | ptsd_snapper: TIFU by snapping on my gf's boss.
tldr ; So, TIFU by snapping on my gf's boss, and she's either going to quit or get fired.
Backstory ; GF works at a prominent law firm as a paralegal, and has a very strange super religious boss going through some sort of mid-life crisis, and he apparently has had the ho... | 7 | 14.285714 | |
1404998555 | 1405012701 | t3_2abw7c | t5_2to41 | 201 | [deleted]: TIFU by complimenting a naked stranger's ass
Me and my sister have a very strange relationship. We can go from being total bitches to each other to being incredibly silly to being very, very creepy. I wouldn't be surprised if some people around us think we're in a incestuous, lesbian relationship, based on t... | 7 | 28.714286 | |
1405005881 | 1405054328 | t3_2abyle | t5_2to41 | 3,002 | schizophrenicwalrus: Can confirm. Also have penis. Whenever I have to piss before a good ol' fap, I can tell the difference between cumming or pissing. Your boyfriend is into golden showers and pee swallowing. At least you were forgiving though, you seem like a decent girlfriend.
reddiyasena: > At least you were for... | 15 | 200.133333 | |
1404999880 | 1405009187 | t3_2aby07 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Mazzy1978: TIFU by drinking my beer from the can instead of a glass.
So when the can was almost empty i had to tilt my head back to get the last drop and saw the spiderwebs on my ceiling.
Now that i've seen, i have to clean.
[deleted]: What's wrong with spiders? They are good insects, well except for the Sydney funne... | 5 | 1 | |
1405002480 | 1405014463 | t3_2ac1yr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing Maplestory too much
So a few years ago, in year 6, there was and still is a game called Maplestory. For those who don't know what it is, it's a 2D MMORPG in which you kill monsters, and I found it quite fun. And in this game, there are things called party quests, where you join with other peo... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1405003585 | 1405016156 | t3_2ac3nu | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by stopping to watch people have sex in a car. NSFW
On the way back from the cinema with a friend when we spot a car with steamed up windows and some tell tale movements.
Naturally, full beams go on and we stop to take a good look. Two guys were going hell for leather on my sister.... I nearly crashed... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1405001288 | 1405031885 | t3_2ac03w | t5_2to41 | 46 | pee_girl: TIFU by peeing all over my bedroom.
So, this actually happened the other day, as with most TIFUs.
I had woken up very early in the morning, and, trying to avoid waking my very angry mother before work, and being too lazy to sneak around to our downstairs bathroom, I had the perfect idea to pee into a pint gl... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1405006525 | 1405031949 | t3_2ac8g1 | t5_2to41 | 96 | FireantInfestedAnus: TIFU by wiping my anus with fire ant-infested moss
Actually, it was yesterday since I didn't have any Internet connection in the middle of nowhere and it was late when I came back home.
So I was going alone on a overnight trip into the Norwegian woods/mountains (yeah, a mix between those two descr... | 6 | 16 | |
1405005643 | 1405011361 | t3_2ac6zs | t5_2to41 | 3 | ninjayaki: TIFU by watching porn over my unis VPN network
Well. This happened. I have no idea what will happen, if anything at all. Laughed at my own stupidity :/
djskidd: Virtual Private Network network?
ninjayaki: Yes O_o
| 3 | 1 | |
1405009881 | 1405012552 | t3_2ace14 | t5_2to41 | 23 | UWbadger23: TIFU by thinking I got revenge
This happened years ago but I recently came to know reddit so I figured this was a good place to post it.
My uncle had a tendency to whack me on the ass whenever he walked by me (I'm a male). It was not in a sexual way, just something he did then walked away making me wonder ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1405011133 | 1405025190 | t3_2acg7b | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing with word magnets.
So yesterday, my co-worker gave me some beer themed fridge magnets. This morning my boyfriend and I were making breakfast in the kitchen and generally goofing around. We have a running joke where I make fun of him for allowing no "wonder" or "magic" in our lives (although... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1405011034 | 1405067577 | t3_2acg0n | t5_2to41 | 308 | Honesty_Addict: TIFU by encouraging my partner to talk dirty.
So this actually happened a little while ago, but it's one of my favourite stories.
Earlier in the day, I (male) tell my partner (female) this theory about male recovery time after sex, and how it's shortened if another girl comes in - as if the brain is sa... | 6 | 51.333333 | |
1405012137 | 1405030982 | t3_2achyi | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: Tifu by farting
dLuR: Why is every other tifu about farting and then shitting pants
[deleted]: 1 in every 5 farts leads to shit in pants and that's a fact
mq999: You shart 20% of the time?!
yes_answers: Yes.
| 5 | 5.4 |
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