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1405012766 | 1405023777 | t3_2acj35 | t5_2to41 | 235 | OPBadgerr: TIFU by having a sleepover.
Crisis averted?
Last night I was over at a buddy's place for some drinking games. I had invited this girl over (S) who I had been taking out for around a month now and it was a jolly good time. S and I decide to walk back to my place around 1 AM because we are in no condition to ... | 6 | 39.166667 | |
1405014379 | 1405015321 | t3_2acly7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | slayingomen: TIFU by giving my phone to my girlfriend's drunk dad.
Not today actually, but a few nights ago, I was shooting the shit with my girlfriend's father and mother. Fireworks from the previous night became the topic and well I just so happened to have some pictures of the fireworks on my phone! First mistake. N... | 3 | 2 | |
1405015128 | 1405015888 | t3_2acn8x | t5_2to41 | 10 | festt: TIFU by getting drunk for the first time in my life [NSFW]
Disclaimer: not a native speaker
So this wasn't today, it was 6 years ago but it's my "best" story I think.
Me and two friends of mine were really curious about what getting drunk would feel like so we decided to throw a little party. Needless to say, ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1405012534 | 1405048171 | t3_2acioa | t5_2to41 | 12 | buzzingbuzz: TIFU by crop dusting my HR manager and Senior Management.
I work in a office on the top floor of a small building. I decided its time for lunch at 12, walked out into the lobby, I was alone. We only have 2 elevators and with it being lunch time it was taking longer than usual for the elevator to reach my f... | 3 | 4 | |
1405007049 | 1405022371 | t3_2ac986 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU but hey, bagels!!!!
I'm not sure if this post will be accepted here or not because it didn't happen today. It happened many, many years ago but I just recently discovered this sub and I had to share this story with you all.
It was 1999, I was 21 years old. I shared an apartment with a good friend fro... | 3 | 4 | |
1405015630 | 1405044834 | t3_2aco68 | t5_2to41 | 70 | walruslover47: TIFU by letting my bf come on my new spray tan. (NSFW)
So I got a coupon to get a free spray tan the other day,and due to me being extremely pale,I decided I would try it for the first time in my life. I got the spray tan,everything went great,and I was super excited-WELL my bf saw my new tan and absolut... | 11 | 6.363636 | |
1405018287 | 1405021422 | t3_2act2e | t5_2to41 | 7 | jaxxattacks: TIFU by forgetting to turn the heat pad off before going to sleep.
So I've been experiencing a lot of lower back pain as of late. then a few days ago I woke up to this horrible burning sensation on my lower butt cheek. At first I thought it must be some sort of tissue infection and it hurt so bad that I we... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1405016523 | 1405243132 | t3_2acpu7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | fourth-wall: TIFU by pissing my pants
Technically yesterday, I fucked up by pissing my pants. Oh, it gets better, ON AN AIRPLANE.
We were in the process of landing and mid-land I was like "fuck, I'm gonna piss my pants man!" to my dad. He started laughing and said that I couldn't get up because we were, you know land... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1405020767 | 1405103892 | t3_2acxjj | t5_2to41 | 64 | chemjester: TIFU by wearing a belt at the happiest place on earth... (NSFW, it's only text)
It all began with a day at Disneyland in California. In high school, I had the physique of a flag pole. You know the type, a tall and skinny dude. I was having a cheery ol' time. The day was coming to an end, so my group of four... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1405022029 | 1405038948 | t3_2aczwf | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending an evening at the strip club
On a Thursday night I finished up working as I normally do. It was a long day preparing for an important meeting with the CEO of a prospective client, which was scheduled for 8am the next morning. I had no plans for the evening, so I decided to stop in at my l... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1405024203 | 1405026425 | t3_2ad3ur | t5_2to41 | 5 | Mynameisshadow: TIFU by being too over confident.
Not even gonna use a throwaway for this, yolo.
Okay, so recently I have been going through a bad break up. I've been trying to work it out whilst she does not, and lives her life happily, contributing to my stress and not eating. It's been a couple of days since we tal... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1405024007 | 1405048625 | t3_2ad3ho | t5_2to41 | 39 | BlatantConservative: TIFU by literally baptizing a microphone and then swearing at some passing clergy.
A bit of background. I work at my church, setting up microphones and running the soundboard Sunday mornings. Great job, nicest people on the face of the planet, always telling me that I'm not recognised enough and g... | 3 | 13 | |
1405025549 | 1405026454 | t3_2ad6bg | t5_2to41 | 7 | MistaCrazyCat: TIFU by getting in an argument.
So it was a nice day, birds chirping, sun shining until my friend came along... Lets call him Ethan. Ethan is one of my best friends, well, was one of my best friends. We got in a small argument which evolved into a bigger argument. We had this argument on our little frien... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1405026904 | 1405120299 | t3_2ad8oq | t5_2to41 | 108 | perfunctificus: TIFU by using the wrong tool for the job (NSFW pic)
This day was almost a year ago. I am a woodworker and knifemaker, I am 29 and have been doing this sort of thing since I was 10 or so. I started doing the knives about 4 years ago and now it's my main craft/hobby. Finding good wood for handle scales... | 7 | 15.428571 | |
1405028397 | 1405092881 | t3_2adb7v | t5_2to41 | 37 | idrathernotbutifidid: TIFU by traumatizing my fiance with my penis
My fiance of 6 years (engaged 2 - together 6 total) and I were both virgins when we got into the relationship, now (f28) and (m25). I used to be extremely socially awkward and never had a relationship before the one I'm in. She sexually abused as a chil... | 14 | 2.642857 | |
1405033704 | 1405050807 | t3_2adk2k | t5_2to41 | 8 | MrCuriousCat: TIFU by being a ignorant fatass
To start, this happend quite a while a go and apologize in a advance and I apologize for the wall of text, im a noob at writing short stories. But anyways, to the story.
This experience happend when I was in my glory years of gracious child nudity, N64 all-nighter s, and... | 4 | 2 | |
1405034179 | 1405044999 | t3_2adkx7 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by trimming my eyebrows
TIFU by trimming my eyebrows. I have an electric hair trimmer that I use to cut my facial hair. Sometimes ill use it to trim my eyebrows because they tend to get pretty long and bushy. Today when I was trimming my eyebrows the plastic trimmer part came off and I accidentally shav... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1405032357 | 1405126397 | t3_2adhua | t5_2to41 | 4 | mkyn8360: TIFU by using lavender lotion to Jack off
TIFU! I was all alone in my house and decided the best thing I could do is beat my dick and I did so. I went to the bathroom to get lotion. Me being dumb I used the first lotion I saw without reading it and it was LAVENDER LOTION I'm allergic to lavender! Throughout t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1405034726 | 1405043155 | t3_2adlt9 | t5_2to41 | 88 | AskMeMyName: TIFU by riding my bike, and throwing up on a disabled child
It was actually on Monday but I just got a new phone so this is the first chance I've had to post. This'll be a long one.
I ride my bike to and from work every day and have been riding around my city for years. I'd consider myself to be pretty g... | 9 | 9.777778 | |
1405032084 | 1405040152 | t3_2adhdq | t5_2to41 | 3 | trenderman3000: TIFU by playing marco polo at a hotel pool
Teotwawki69: So... the tit was kissing her boyfriend?
trenderman3000: I wish.
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1405032450 | 1405057517 | t3_2adhzr | t5_2to41 | 27 | ammofortherank: TIFU by putting handcuffs on someone.
So I have this fwb kind of guy whos as kinky as me and its great. We recently bought rope and thought we'd try it out. Before we start on tying me up, I decided to grab my old pair of handcuffs from when I was in law enforcement. I figured we could maybe add them in... | 3 | 9 | |
1405032455 | 1405061036 | t3_2adi06 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU twenty one and a joke?
This has been bothering me for quite awhile and *I'm not sure* what to think of it seeing how i've never had an experience like this with anyone whatsoever. I decided to make an account to ask redditors. I feel like a fool ranting about it seeing how my friends have told me to jus... | 3 | 1 | |
1405039479 | 1405101598 | t3_2adtiq | t5_2to41 | 35 | Challenger_IV: TIFU by eating 1/2lb of skittles.
So, this afternoon me and my friends went to target to buy food (being broke as hell fresh out of high school). For my sweets I bought a 1 pound bag of berry skittles. When we got home, had some Mac & Cheese, and afterwards ate half of the skittles.
Well, let's just ... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1405027779 | 1405088157 | t3_2ada5l | t5_2to41 | 91 | Daroseer: TIFU by acting cool.
This story happened about 6 years ago. I was 16, and worked as an offset printer. The printing company I worked for had only 4 employees.
My boss, the instructor, a bookbinder and me, the aprentice.
In a normal printing company there are usually some typographers and/or graphic artist... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1405036239 | 1405086285 | t3_2ado9t | t5_2to41 | 2,052 | iwantsomeass: TIFU by yelling at a man at Chipotle.
Okay this happened earlier today, and I'm on mobile so sorry in advance for formatting. I'll keep it short and sweet.
So I was at chipotle getting my burrito. I got my food without incident and was leaving when I went to say excuse me to a man in line so I could get... | 12 | 171 | |
1405040614 | 1405132271 | t3_2advbj | t5_2to41 | 26 | bastilla: TIFU by getting drunk with the girl i like
I'll give a little back story. I'm 17 years old, and I've liked this girl since I met her at the beginning of high school.
Let's just say my friends name is Haley. I've liked Haley for years, she knows i do. I told her i was over her a couple months prior to now, bu... | 12 | 2.166667 | |
1405042679 | 1406024666 | t3_2adykc | t5_2to41 | 8 | writing_wrongs: TIFU by failing my driving test before I got out of my parking spot.
So I'm 18 and since I couldn't afford to pay for driver's ed classes along with the setback of major illness (my kidneys failed when I was 16) I ended up having to wait until now to get my license.
Around 10:30 today I arrive at the D... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1405044480 | 1405138247 | t3_2ae1am | t5_2to41 | 162 | fuckfuckfuckfuckkkk: TIFU by sending countless nude pictures/videos of my SO to her mother.
Throwaway.
I'm only here because I have no idea what to do. Havoc has been caused and I am surrounded by deep shit everywhere I look. There is no silver lining to this situation.
A few weeks ago, I went on a trip to Europe wit... | 7 | 23.142857 | |
1405020650 | 1405074513 | t3_2acxcg | t5_2to41 | 33 | Vinceisg0d: TIFU by replacing/returning a 'damaged' 100" projection screen three times
TIFU.
Well, I guess these last two months I fucked up.
Long story short, I upgraded to a projector instead of a TV. The screen cost $400 for 100" and when it first came in I was shocked. There were stains and imperfections everywhe... | 3 | 11 | |
1405048307 | 1405105084 | t3_2ae73d | t5_2to41 | 173 | [deleted]: TIFU by jump kicking a bridesmaid in the face and ripping the crotch out of my pants.
At the risk of beating, mutilating, and eating a dead horse... Was told this might fit in on r/TIFU so here goes.
I got a little saucy at my cousins wedding in Jamaica. The photographer wanted to do the cliche jumping pho... | 5 | 34.6 | |
1405045900 | 1405152638 | t3_2ae3hz | t5_2to41 | 511 | alibali780: TIFU by not knowing what a tick looks like
So last night, my boyfriend and I went out for drinks and got reasonably drunk. When we got off the train, we walked past this sketchy what maybe used to be a park thing that had animal shaped benches and very high grass. He was drunk and insisted I took a pictur... | 7 | 73 | |
1405046191 | 1405084867 | t3_2ae3y9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | T3hN3xt: TIFU by dropping a burning cigarette in my shoe. TWICE!
So i was out for a drink with my friends and it was warm.
Naturaly i dressed in shorts and a tshirt because where i live, you wear summer clothing as often as you can since we only have a couple of weeks of warm weather every year.
After a few beers i de... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1405031951 | 1405055016 | t3_2adh63 | t5_2to41 | 4 | GnusAndRoses: TIFU by introducing myself
So, as is the trend on this subreddit, my embarrassing moment of shame did not occur today, or even close to it. My mistake happened a little over a year ago, when i went on a date with my now-ex girlfriend.
So to begin my day, I got a text from her (we'll call her LaFawnDuh) as... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1405055967 | 1405317382 | t3_2aehi4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | TypicalTim: TIFU by jokingly telling my friend to take drugs
jorge1213: You need a good stomach full of ibuprofen to kill you. Although taking a handful isn't necessarily healthy.
TypicalTim: Little late, but my friend was fine. He took about 3,000mg, and it's only dangerous after like 6,000mg. He had a stomach ache f... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1405044015 | 1405087880 | t3_2ae0kh | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ancel3: TIFU by having Tourette's at my friend's birthday party.
Alright, this was actually like 3 years ago, but at least I'll get onto /r/firstworldanarchists.
So I have Tourette's, which contrary to popular belief isn't just me screaming profanities all the time, but I make smaller noises and have physical twitches... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1405058192 | 1405084831 | t3_2aek2s | t5_2to41 | 30 | vexillologist: TIFU By Misspelling My Name On My Dream Job Application
I was filling out an online application for my dream position. Perfect city, awesome pay, and I was actually qualified for it. Looked over my application and said to myself "Yes self, this is the application that will get us our dream job."
I subm... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1405059835 | 1405134786 | t3_2aelwd | t5_2to41 | 9 | malkovichjohn: TIFU my first laundry experience
I'm in college and super far from my parents for the first time through a summer program offered by the school. Life seemed cool, I managed to not get hurt or fail my first week classes. However, the more I started being on myself the more I started realizing the responsi... | 3 | 3 | |
1405049764 | 1405091603 | t3_2ae97l | t5_2to41 | 38 | nonaccountable: TIFU by finishing strong
Context: I have had bronchitis for the past few weeks but I thought it was just a cough because it wasn't bad until recently when I started having awful cough attacks. The cough attacks are usually triggered by some shortage of breath and they're so uncontrollable that sometimes... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1405061347 | 1405063709 | t3_2aenid | t5_2to41 | 6 | Kastix: TIFU by taking my missus to a strip club
So this actually happened last weekend, but im still sore from it. Forgive me for bad writing, 1st time writing tifu.
Im male, 26.
So saturday night finally rolls around and we are planning to meet up with her friends at 6pm for a nice dinner. We get inside the chinese... | 3 | 2 | |
1405061704 | 1405083573 | t3_2aenvn | t5_2to41 | 104 | [deleted]: TIFU by fondling a card in my pocket
Unlike most of the stories, this happened today, like 2 hours ago. So, I have this thing of playing with the edges of a card. Sharper it is, more fun I have. I had this huge meeting with my boss and other dept. Managers where we were discussing our monthly targets. Needle... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1405062080 | 1405121876 | t3_2aeobc | t5_2to41 | 4 | someevenfall: TIFU by sending an impulsive Facebook message.
BigBrother1: Dude its alright, you're over thinking it. Although not many people explain how they feel or how grateful it is to meet up with a friend its fine. Just forget about it and don't mention it again.
someevenfall: Thanks. He said he was busy with ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1405057488 | 1405105450 | t3_2aej90 | t5_2to41 | 15 | toolong46: TIFU by drinking my makers mark after leaving it open for a day
I was pouring my makers into a cup to do my standard makers and coke. Then I saw little solid black pieces fall in with the the whiskey. I thought, oh shit, thats probably the grain they use to make it.
I look closer and see there's wings on it... | 3 | 5 | |
1405064805 | 1405207513 | t3_2aeqw5 | t5_2to41 | 63 | Ambinevolence: TIFU by digging through a HDD that's sixteen years old.
I found an old suicide note. I originally wrote it during school when I was 8 years old, though that original version is long gone. I eventually migrated it to a computer and updated it until I turned 17 (in 1998) then lost the file due to hiding it... | 9 | 7 | |
1405066292 | 1405089590 | t3_2aes62 | t5_2to41 | 17 | hapa_li: TIFU by not washing my fruit
To start, I've always been of the mindset that what doesn't kill you won't kill you, so I rarely wash my fruit because how much harm can a little dirt/pesticide/whatever really do in the long run.
Anyway, earlier today I bought a carton of fresh, delicious raspberries and immediat... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1405071450 | 1405114890 | t3_2aew5i | t5_2to41 | 127 | throwaway66600: TIFU by sneaking into a strangers window. NSFW
This just happened about an hour or so ago.
For starters I am a guy who would cross the god damn bermuda triangle if it meant getting my dick sucked. Well to start off this roller coaster, I was at home messaging girls as usual on week day night hopping t... | 8 | 15.875 | |
1405069264 | 1405073486 | t3_2aeufd | t5_2to41 | 2 | rude_ass: TIFU by stopping my boss from leaving
Working in software meant we have daily multiple visits to the conference room. My boss being a conference-lover, he tends make most of spend around 2 hours daily in conference with him with meaningless as well as some meaningful meetings.
Today morning it was a bit diff... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1405073107 | 1405187846 | t3_2aexee | t5_2to41 | 632 | Tinkle84: TIFU by removing my Mums trousers whilst I was naked.
This happened in May...
I'm woken up by my mother screaming, this wasn't just any scream though it was so loud, constant and piercing that she must be in serious trouble. Akin to a siren *SCREAM, INHALE, SCREAM, INHALE* and repeat. Now my brain doesn't wo... | 10 | 63.2 | |
1405077840 | 1405306331 | t3_2af1bn | t5_2to41 | 116 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting fired for quoting Star Wars
TIFU. So basically I work for a very big company, most of you will not of heard of it though. The company has about 12/13 offices spread across the UK and the middle east.
I was quite high up in the company being a team leader, so I supervised my team while doing m... | 3 | 38.666667 | |
1405080016 | 1405087222 | t3_2af3d4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating in my pastors house
This happened yesterday and today.
I am house and dog sitting for my pastor this week. I dont go to church anymore so i don't see him but he is a family friend. So to the meat of the story. After seeing a bunch of NSFW pics on reddit, im hard so i decide that i need... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1405081553 | 1405128714 | t3_2af4zz | t5_2to41 | 8,012 | whowatawhat4: TIFU by yelling walk
So this happened a few years ago, but after reading the post about the Panera guy that derp yelled in Chipotle, it reminded me of this fuck up.
So in high school I was a lifeguard at a local outside pool club during the summer. I worked long hours between 4-6 days a week and would al... | 14 | 572.285714 | |
1405081298 | 1405165507 | t3_2af4qy | t5_2to41 | 105 | Dragar791: TIFU by going in too soon and too hard
My wife and i were getting out of the clubs earlier today and went home. While we were getting ready for bed, she gave me a look. I went over to her, undressed her, and was pretty solid myself. I went for the glory and then pain, great amounts of pain shot through my pe... | 7 | 15 | |
1405083859 | 1405086366 | t3_2af7o4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | caughtatwork: TIFU when the company's HR representative saw my browser bar.
One of Reddit's inside jokes that I never understood was about "broken arms." So, as it is my duty, research had to be done. Quickly my journey was finished as I found a story involving a mother and son relationship that had gone on for over a ... | 3 | 2 | |
1405080698 | 1405107335 | t3_2af43b | t5_2to41 | 94 | londoner1572: TIFU by shouting f*** her right in the pussy
My friend had just recieved his brand new Ford Fiesta a week back and wanted to show me the voice control it had and how it worked with his iPhone. We're sitting in his car and he pressed a button and it asks him for a command.
Without thinking I shout "FUCK H... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1405086534 | 1405087580 | t3_2afb3e | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my Ipad into the shower.
Well it finally happened, it was just yesterday I was sitting there wondering when I would do something worth posting to r/TIFU and of course the very next day I fuck up.
To start we need to go back a couple months to when I purchased my new Ipad. You see I was tire... | 3 | 4 | |
1405087965 | 1405091990 | t3_2afd0l | t5_2to41 | 11 | RaynaudTips: TIFU by deciding to watch MFC with a friend (NSFW)
Yesterday, actually, I found out my one friend had decided to join someone on My Free Cams to strip and do the things females usually do when they decide to "model" on that site. The idea of this friend doing this was so surprising and out of left field th... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1405088618 | 1405117007 | t3_2afdzf | t5_2to41 | 242 | CthulhuTheCondom: TIFU by masturbating after a long vacation day with family
I'm on vacation with my family and we're staying at a fairly decent looking hotel. It was around 1 am and I thought everyone was in bed, sound asleep. I decided to rub out a quick one while everyone was asleep. I was lying in bed, going at it,... | 8 | 30.25 | |
1405085013 | 1405090517 | t3_2af930 | t5_2to41 | 7 | h-k-s: TIFU by trying to get high off Benadryl and Robitussin
**PLEASE DONT BE STUPID AND DO THIS**
It wasn't today; but a few years ago when I was still in the midst of doing drugs and being generally very poor in high school; I think I was a sophomore in high school when this happened, but yeah anyways, I ran out of... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1405082947 | 1405095003 | t3_2af6kz | t5_2to41 | 22 | MathGrumps: TIFU by overeacting (when startled)
So I was sitting at my workstation, reimaging a computer (for the non-initiated/IT people, it's where I wipe clean/reinstall the operating system on a computer; I work in IT). The area was really quiet and relaxing, all the more better to become more focused/engrossed in ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1405090576 | 1405092955 | t3_2afh6s | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing with my gf that she could stand to lose a few pounds
Title says it all. Don't do that shit, it is always a trap.
*Edit for those wanting details:
Her father passed away 2 Novembers ago and she started to gain weight then. Prior to that she was always pretty fit. Not ripped like Jesus, b... | 3 | 5 | |
1405091592 | 1405100694 | t3_2afivv | t5_2to41 | 70 | Tat2dKing: TIFU by trying to impress a girl on my morning jog.
So today, I went running again and made eye contact with a cute blonde chick as I was approaching an 8 foot wide stream we had to cross. We both did a little smile and I thought I'd show off by running and jumping the whole thing. I forgot that I'd been run... | 7 | 10 | |
1405092427 | 1405189678 | t3_2afk86 | t5_2to41 | 895 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating expired stool softeners. [NSFL]
WARNING this is GROSS
I suffer from chronic shoulder pain and have a very touchy digestive system as it is so rather than giving me pill based pain medication I take Fentanyl patches. They work awesome for my pain and allows me to do things I never thought poss... | 12 | 74.583333 | |
1405094056 | 1405100715 | t3_2afmzr | t5_2to41 | 4 | dripz245: TIFU by going on Reddit
Camp_Ora: I don't get how you accidentally do this..
JuleTS: Maybe he is in the closet?
Camp_Ora: lol idk. Why would you serf Reddit in a closet?
| 4 | 1 | |
1405094570 | 1405095304 | t3_2afnu0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | tjdubsack: TIFU by taking a huge dump
So I'm applying for a second job, I have already held the position at this company but they were just bought out and the parent company requires reapplication and urine samples. I need this job, so I'm down. I took the morning off from my 8-5 to get this bullshit done. The place do... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1405093791 | 1405118077 | t3_2afmis | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by Taking a Piss Break During Sex
I was wasted after a long company happy hour. Flirted with a co-worker and ended up taking her back to my place. So far so good right?
We begin a very steamy sex session fueled by lots and lots of drinks. It's taking longer than expected because it's hard to cum when... | 3 | 3 | |
1405093755 | 1405120320 | t3_2afmgh | t5_2to41 | 21 | walterfilbert: TIFU by ending up trapped in my Hostel room (emotionally).
So, this one requires a little bit of back-story. I've spent the past five weeks living in a hostel in England as it's ideally situated next to an ecologically important site I've been managing. My stay here has been mostly pleasant, the faciliti... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1405080902 | 1405096988 | t3_2af4a3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | richnessness: TIFU by thinking I still had lab skills
So I work in material development for a company. For the last couple of years I have mainly project managed and been confined to a desk but in the past I used to work quite a lot in the lab/small production facility we have on site.
Today I happened to be wearing... | 4 | 3 | |
1405091312 | 1405098769 | t3_2afiet | t5_2to41 | 20 | shutup_imtalking: TIFU by trying to kill a spider.
I had to pee.. bad. So here I am peeing, standing with dick-in-hand and the stream is strong with this one. All of a sudden there is a spider crawling on my left leg, I should probably state that I am terrified of spiders, naturally I freak out and try to kill it. Whil... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1405096281 | 1405171892 | t3_2afqrn | t5_2to41 | 2 | Retral-Mega: TIFU by not telling my friend to stop.
Silverlight42: Is your friend blind and you were being his eyes?
Retral-Mega: Seems like it.
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1405098979 | 1405099351 | t3_2afvr3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | SourCreamWater: TIFU by accidentally yelling racial slurs at a girl I like.
This was a couple weeks ago, but oh well
I was picking up some friends to go surfing, so I popped the back so they could load up their boards and stuff. I don't know the origins of the term, but when you get wax on the bottom of your surfboar... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1405097926 | 1405111998 | t3_2aftsp | t5_2to41 | 8 | dearmrsdarling: Tifu by getting annoyed with a crying infant...
I work at a kiosk in our local mall. Because of this I often have random people just standing in the aisles catching up with their long lost friend.
Usually this doesn't bother me. People watching is half the fun of working here. However, yesterday I was ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1405100051 | 1405103616 | t3_2afxqt | t5_2to41 | 20 | bunni_bear_boom: TIFU by asking my boyfriend if hed like watching me fuck another girl NSFW
So for most of my life Ive been mostly attracted to girls but I've been with my boyfriend on and off since we were 14 so I've never fucked anyone else. He knew I'm bi and hes fine with it. We do some weird shit with sexting and ... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1405099910 | 1405104208 | t3_2afxiq | t5_2to41 | 26 | achenbachs630420: TIFU by grabbing a feral cat in mid air
So yeah, I fucked up.
This begins when I accidentally left the walk-in door to my detached garage open over night. The next morning my wife went to grab something and noticed a black cat had decided to make itself at home up in the rafters (there are various-s... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1405100938 | 1405103494 | t3_2afzci | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ofreo: TIFU by asking someone to move.
Read another post and was reminded of this from a few months ago.
I was at Disney world in the parking lot. It is big, so they have trams that come by and pick people up to take them to the front gates or back to their cars at the end of the day. The trams run in a special lane f... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1405100494 | 1405101999 | t3_2afyjd | t5_2to41 | 7 | DuckingPhone: TIFU by having a one man quickie.
Backstory: I'm a lifeguard
Front story: I got an hour off work today because it was raining really hard so I drove home and started playing my play station. After I while I decided to quickly rub one out before I had to go back to work. It had been a while, so the one ma... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1405094909 | 1405105584 | t3_2afode | t5_2to41 | 143 | iamthejed: TIFU a good teacher-student relationship
I've seen a lot of "this didn't happen today" posts on here so I've decided to post my greatest FU!
The year was 2005 and I was 14 years old auto-piloting my way through Grade 8. I had a teacher (Mrs J) that had taught both my older brother and sister ~~(to whom she... | 4 | 35.75 | |
1405098636 | 1405212189 | t3_2afv41 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Jonny_D85: TIFU by admiring a Porsche
A few years back, my bud and I are taking a break from work. We were still in high school, so at the time we worked for a local grocery store.
We went to grab a sandwich and were making our way back to work when we saw this brand new, gleaming yellow Porsche 911 Turbo parked curb... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1405103179 | 1405128043 | t3_2ag3gp | t5_2to41 | 16 | throwaway1270123: TIFU by having sex with my crush.
I recently got out of a long term relationship and have been casually talking to guys on tinder to help regain some confidence. I met a really nice guy and after a few dates decided to invite him over for dinner at my place. After dinner and a few drinks things moved ... | 8 | 2 | |
1405103288 | 1405446335 | t3_2ag3nj | t5_2to41 | 39 | singleladad: TIFU Masturbating with a vacuum cleaner NSFW
**Disclaimer - do not EVER stick your penis into a vacuum cleaner; you're liable to get it ripped off, or at the very least get some disease from all the bacteria and sh*t in the tube**
When I was around 13-14, my hormones were going crazy. I was literally jac... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1405102818 | 1405186539 | t3_2ag2tp | t5_2to41 | 81 | WoxicFangel: TIFU By losing 500 Bitcoins
Back when Bitcoins were barely know about and no one ever believed they would ever be worth anything, I generated 500 Bitcoins in 3 months with MY CPU. Back then they were worth about $0.0000005. So I kept them in my wallet waiting to see if anything would come of it. Fast forwa... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1405103623 | 1405104607 | t3_2ag49q | t5_2to41 | 108 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in an elevator at work
I was a little late to work this morning, and was quickly walking towards the open elevator door. There was some old lady that i didn't know already inside. I asked her to hold the door open, but instead, she purposely pressed the close door button. So I made a dash to ... | 3 | 36 | |
1405104065 | 1405111205 | t3_2ag521 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Forr145: TIFU by screaming corner
So, I read the lifeguard story, and it reminded me of something similar I did at the grocery store about a year ago.
Let me start by saying, I work in a restaurant. When we enter and leave the kitchen, we yell corner in order to make others aware that we're coming so they don't walk i... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1405105127 | 1405110110 | t3_2ag6zt | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk and ruining a 100 year old wooden floor.
I'm a grown man and I wanna cry right now, and I'm not even the crying kind. This happened last night. My parents live in a beautiful house they built and designed themselves. I was home visiting from work for the next few nights and decided to g... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1405105992 | 1405121279 | t3_2ag8ii | t5_2to41 | 3 | trampabroad: TIFU and cockblocked my friend?
jeremyserious: this sounds like "today I did the right thing"
trampabroad: The reverse, actually.
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1405099047 | 1405123417 | t3_2afvvb | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by pointing out a lady's scent.
I work for a sign shop. There is a smell in here and it kind of smells like chemicals or something, but it's just ink. I don't smell it anymore at all really, and I forget that people can smell it.
This old lady customer came in and was kind of bitchy. She said in a mean... | 3 | 1 | |
1405106999 | 1405139399 | t3_2aga9s | t5_2to41 | 2 | badassgermexican: Tifu no more smoking weed with girls
supriseimdrunk: omfg punctuation and grammar... learn it...
badassgermexican: Fuck you man! There is that better.
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1405109274 | 1405110250 | t3_2age41 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Unorofessional: TIL & TIFU: brought girlfriend a present from Africa...today something hatched out of it.
Soooooo then, in October 2013 I nought it would be nice to bring my girlfriend a gift back from my travel and work in Uganda. Yeah pretty thoughtful right?
Well today I was told to have a look...strangely th... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1405100987 | 1405194850 | t3_2afzgl | t5_2to41 | 344 | ihavehugetesticles: TIFU by shaking a mans nub
This happened a few years ago, but something just happened and triggered my memory.
So I was shopping for cars and went to test drive one. I walked into the dealership and I am greeted by a fat Rick Moranis with only one hand, the other was gone at the wrist. I didn't t... | 8 | 43 | |
1405110546 | 1405112231 | t3_2agg7t | t5_2to41 | 6 | nakedvegan: TIFU by losing my top in front of half the football team
This happened many years ago, but I thought you might get some enjoyment out of my humiliation, and maybe learn a thing or two!
When I was in high school, I asked my mammaw to make me some strappy summer dresses and tanks. It was all the style to wea... | 3 | 2 | |
1405111996 | 1405202536 | t3_2agiob | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU reddit, I really fucked up bad.. [NSFW]
It all started a couple hours ago when I was on my way home from work. Let the record state that I'm 24, my gf is 23 and we moved in together a couple weeks ago. Also note, that my gf's mother was a little against us moving in together at such a "young" age.
Here... | 6 | 12.333333 | |
1405112270 | 1405115012 | t3_2agj60 | t5_2to41 | 7 | AmyinIndiana: TIFU by being an accidental racist.
TIFU because I needed some black exterior paint for the trim on my shed. I was looking at the paint samples, and I heard someone say, "Can I help you?" as he approached me. I had two samples in my hand and I was comparing them, one was a true black and the other was a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1405113019 | 1405167988 | t3_2agkew | t5_2to41 | 122 | foot-In-Mouth02: TIFU by telling a pretty nice girl I hated someone.
So.. I went to a university a few years ago. As a new semester started, I sat next to a very pretty girl in a class of 90 students and started to make casual talk. We had nothing in common but our major so i talked about certain professors I took the ... | 4 | 30.5 | |
1405112033 | 1405116717 | t3_2agir2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | superseamen47: TIFU by leaving my car window down.
I am currently getting ready to leave to serve in the military. I had to get a medical release form which is nothing out of the ordinary. As I leave the recruiter's office, with said document in hand, I roll down my windows, as where I live is a blistering hell hole of... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1405113306 | 1405113888 | t3_2agkvb | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeling old
So let me just preface this whole post by stating I reached the age of 40 last week. Lord do I feel old. The fact that I was closer to death then I was my childhood didn't quite dawned on me until that day.
I was feeling so fucking depressed. Here I am, this old decrepit man who has done... | 3 | 2 | |
1405114846 | 1405217095 | t3_2agnhw | t5_2to41 | 33 | Milk_Lizard58: TIFU by calling the cops on my friend.
First time post, so be gentle. I'm a sailor in the Navy, stationed in the midwest. A long time friend of mine from college would message me on Facebook from time to time. Usually, these conversations would devolve into her talking about how horrible her life is. I d... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1405114295 | 1405117390 | t3_2agmkx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by fapping when wife/kids were out
So this was a few days ago on my Birthday. I got off work about 4:30 and start my hour commute home. I'm just plain not feeling well and already dealt with some family shit that was just upsetting. I'm tired as fuck and just really want to sleep. So I give the norm... | 4 | 1 | |
1405116371 | 1405117712 | t3_2agpxh | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By fucking a dad
So this is not from today but it still haunts me as if it happened today!
When i was 17 I met this 25 yo guy. One thing leads to the other and i end up at his house. At this point i text my mum to let her know i was staying at my best friends (blatant lie). So i have an amazing night ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1405116704 | 1405117457 | t3_2agqgf | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by pretending to be a secret agent
Oh god, reddit. Today I fucked up.
I was doing some crafts with kids I babysit. We used a hot glue gun to make a cardboard naval base for their action figures. It was quite a great house, too. We used a couple hot glue sticks to make it. During clean up, my inner chil... | 3 | 2 | |
1405117298 | 1405126646 | t3_2agrek | t5_2to41 | 20 | UncleAngry: TIFU by staring at my cousin while she fed her daughter.
So this happened a very long time ago, but to this day I barely speak to her. Plus anytime my scumbag brain wants to remind me how awkward I am, it brings this up.
We are having a big family Christmas party at my aunt's house, her daughter has a... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1405122085 | 1405130033 | t3_2agygk | t5_2to41 | 132 | IAMNOTTHEFATHER: TIFU by eating sunflower seeds (nsfw)
Throwaway account. I hope this doesn't violate rule #10...but it really is more of a public service announcement.
So I was really hungry on June 24th. The house had no food, minus a single quarter pound bag of sunflower seeds. I took the bag and started to chow d... | 7 | 18.857143 | |
1405119901 | 1405146558 | t3_2agvbp | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By making out with a lesbian
Alright so this story needs a bit of a background. I live in France, I got a girlfriend and I'm currently in England for 2 weeks for summer school.
It all began in the first days, when we arrived in "the camp", everybody was trying to get new friends and we all wanted to kn... | 4 | 1.75 |
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