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1405374452 | 1405384565 | t3_2apenp | t5_2to41 | 97 | someAnarchist: TIFU by opening my computer during a meeting
This morning I had a meeting with a client to discuss some of the final aspects of a software platform I am developing for them. Part way through the meeting I opened my computer to send them some files. I had the doctor who is in charge of a research departme... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1405373245 | 1405378273 | t3_2apchr | t5_2to41 | 24 | Taintless_J: TIFU because my girlfriend has nightmares
My girlfriend has been living a few hours away this summer to make some extra cash by working with her family. Every few weeks she comes into town and stay a weekend or longer. To spend as much time as we can together we usually get up around 7am and sleep a few mo... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1405376682 | 1405384496 | t3_2apil6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | LightningKillua: TIFU by telling a co-worker of mine I liked her.
We've been talking for a while, not romantically but just as friends. She's a strong 9/10 and I'm a more 4/10. I got really drunk and texted her. Now she doesn't even want to talk to me, let alone acknowledge me. Worst part, we work RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OT... | 5 | 5 | |
1405377358 | 1405402123 | t3_2apjs2 | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunkenly telling my girlfriend that I love her for the first time
So, my girlfriend had never been in a real relationship until we met. We have been together for about six months now, and I realized a while ago that I care very deeply about her, but didn't want to make her uncomfortable by taking th... | 6 | 11.333333 | |
1405376104 | 1405546250 | t3_2aphjl | t5_2to41 | 7 | Key103: TIFU by buying an IKEA 'malm ottoman' storage bed.
TIFU. Well... I actually bought it on Friday but didn't unpack the hellish item until today. I wish I'd have started with it so I could've immediately returned to ikea brandishing the two useless rods that they refer to as 'lift-o-mat' hydraulics.
So yeah, I'... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1405378176 | 1405449076 | t3_2apl7y | t5_2to41 | 12 | JimboJonesTheThird: TIFU by masturbating at my girlfriend's best friends house.
My girlfriend's best friend moved about five hours north to take a job, so on Friday we drove up for the weekend.
Last night after being out all day, we came home, played some games, drank a lot, then we went to bed. We were staying in the... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1405377289 | 1405449227 | t3_2apjns | t5_2to41 | 45 | ThirdEyedea: TIFU by Trusting a Stranger.
In hindsight, I learned an important lesson. Fuck you John.
I'm currently studying abroad in London. I attended EDC London (and had an amazing time), but got lost at the end of the event and was unable to find a train back. I managed to find two girls in a long line waiting fo... | 5 | 9 | |
1405378304 | 1405421886 | t3_2aplgk | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting
Hi all, first time posting on reddit. This all happened Saturday.
A group of friends and I went to the beach for the day. After playing football and swimming for a while we decided to open up the cooler and have some cold beers. This one buddy, i'll call M, it was his birthday so we rolled h... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1405379496 | 1405400488 | t3_2apnju | t5_2to41 | -3 | WaterBottleRoulette: TIFU drinking from my piss bottle
Anyone that has deployed knows the joys of endless supplies of water caches all over the fob. Well when you wake up in the middle of the night and having to walk to take a piss in the middle of the night sucks especially when it's cold as shit out.
Well one night ... | 6 | -0.5 | |
1405380463 | 1405394074 | t3_2app3b | t5_2to41 | 56 | BUDABEAST: TIFU by trying to put out a grease fire with water.
Well this happened July 1st but anyway, I live in an apartment and I was trying to cook fried chicken and impress my girlfriend before she came home from work. I was heating up the vegetable oil on high and started realizing it didn't look right. I had it c... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1405379889 | 1405400765 | t3_2apo7n | t5_2to41 | 9 | idostupidthing: TIFU by asking why the game stop employee and her friends were in costumes?
I went into game stop and seen the two female workers that are usually there one was working while the other one must have just been visiting. I notice something is different about them and without thinking I ask the cashier and... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1405382196 | 1405385441 | t3_2aprx8 | t5_2to41 | 80 | Stily: TIFU by getting a random guys diarrhea on my new shoes
A couple of weeks ago me and my family visited Six Flags: Over Texas. As the day went through with thrills and good food nature called and I felt something brewing in my stomach. I made my way towards the toilets and was relieved to find a empty stall at onc... | 5 | 16 | |
1405384630 | 1406649239 | t3_2apvvp | t5_2to41 | 5,751 | HillOrBeHilled: TIFU by Causing a Bomb Threat at My High School
There's a couple of things you have to know about me for any of this to make sense. Firstly, I went to a small rural high school where everyday knows everybody and there's very little protocol for anything out of the ordinary. Secondly, I had recently had ... | 13 | 442.384615 | |
1405386606 | 1405389998 | t3_2apz27 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Todesengal: TIFU by accidentally calling a patient out on his penile implant
TIFU at my daily job and was most likely reported for sexual harassment by a patient.
I work as an x-ray tech in a clinic. I take x-rays. This week I'm training a new girl, so it's just me and her in the x-ray room.
We get an older gentleman... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1405389563 | 1405402162 | t3_2aq3r4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | DrSharkmonkey: TIFU by pissing in my girlfriends grandmas bed
So I was spending a weekend with some friends up at my girlfriends grandmothers house in the mountains (grandmother is gone for the month and gave permission). Last night, we were getting pretty drunk and I crashed with my girlfriend in her grandmas king siz... | 3 | 3 | |
1405391215 | 1405433229 | t3_2aq6g4 | t5_2to41 | 49 | drepicgames: TIFU by shooting my mother-in-law's BB gun
I was visiting my in-laws in South Carolina. Outside their dining room window there are several bird feeders my mother-in-law Karen keeps well stocked. She enjoys watching the birds. She does not enjoy watching the squirrels eat all the bird food. There are like f... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1405390843 | 1405393592 | t3_2aq5tz | t5_2to41 | 7 | ILLSHITONURPILLOW: TIFU by flicking a fly and thinking it was over....
So I am in bed on the computer watching the Home Run Derby. When all of a sudden this fucking fly lands right on the key board. So Im blowing it huffing and buffing like the god damn wolf from the 3 little pigs...he won't move! So I flick him. Mista... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1405391891 | 1405535683 | t3_2aq7le | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting on a girl in the line of a supermarket
Every once in a while, I foolishly delude myself into thinking that I'm a smooth and charming person. Today, unfortunately, this backfired on me.
So it was about 9:00 o'clock, and I was picking up a couple of things at the supermarket. The store wasn't ... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1405391737 | 1405408936 | t3_2aq7c8 | t5_2to41 | 351 | paintedshween: TIFU by trying to be a considerate daughter. Could be NSFW
Today I fucked up twice. The first time was when I was going to clean my parents houses only bathroom. I've been staying here recently, so I wanted to help my mom out a little. The door has a lock, and everyone uses it when they shower because we... | 8 | 43.875 | |
1405378943 | 1405466613 | t3_2apmo1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: Tifu by pissing myself.
Today I went swimming with some friends after work. This normally would have been a great idea but the water was freezing. I mean freeze your tits off freezing. We stayed until it was too cold and by the time I was dried off I really had to pee. I wasn't about to go back into the wate... | 5 | 3 | |
1405392639 | 1405393950 | t3_2aq8s6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | IDrinkPussySweat: TIFU by using WD-40 as a JO lubricant at work.
I work in construction. Today at work I got horny. I'm no dry guy but had no lube but I did have WD-40. I brought a can into a porta-john and went at it. Some of it got into my urethra and now my dick hurts like no other. It's red, inflamed, and burn... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1405392433 | 1405441159 | t3_2aq8hf | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU because I screwed up my first ever date
For about a week, I was on Tinder just to see what I can actually get. On my second day, I got a match with a girl I was actually really interested in. I gave an awesome pickup line and she actually liked it and had her attention. She then asked me for my phone nu... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1405393227 | 1405395133 | t3_2aq9s0 | t5_2to41 | 27 | TrailMixGirl: TIFU by going on a date.
So, it was ninth grade, and there was this guy. We'll call him Steve.
Steve was great. Steve was tall, with sweet brown eyes and a gorgeous smile. Steve was fun. Steve wasn't too shabby of a kisser, as I found out during a game of Spin-the-Bottle.
In case you haven't guessed, I ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1405392971 | 1405444002 | t3_2aq9cz | t5_2to41 | 228 | Dickknot: TIFU: by tying my penis in a knot
My dick is about 8 and 3 quarter inches long; seem like every guy's dream, right?... Well it's only about as wide as an average hot dog, when hard. It's like the polar opposite of a chode.
So today as I'm driving to work, for whatever reason I get this song stuck in my h... | 5 | 45.6 | |
1405393991 | 1405399801 | t3_2aqb15 | t5_2to41 | 30 | IDontLikeAnyofYall: TIFU by tailgating some smart-ass kids
I ended up waking up late for work today and got ready as quick as I could and rushed out the door. As soon as I turned out of my neighborhood I was behind a blue Sebring with two high-school aged kids in it. They were probably going the exact speed limit, mayb... | 3 | 10 | |
1405394894 | 1405451741 | t3_2aqcfz | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU after being told "You can put it anywhere" by a Girl, I poured Tequila in her vagina.
Was at a friends house on the weekend and it became body shot o clock.
I went into the kitchen and a Girl followed me in with some tequila and lemon slice and said it's time for body shots, laid on the kitchen floor a... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1405395798 | 1405396802 | t3_2aqdw1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | phycas: TIFU 200 FT IN THE AIR
So this happened almost a year ago but I rly couldve killed someone.
About this time a year ago I got on with a cell tower company doing everything from adding new antennas, changing out guide wires and building all types of comms towers.
First day on the job im assigned to a crew with ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1405396857 | 1405476891 | t3_2aqfg2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | UndeadShawn: TIFU by borrowing a USB drive
So, school can be tough on the mind. I forgot my flash drive the day a project was due. I decide, "Well shit. I guess some form of project is better than none." So, I decide to ask a friend to borrow his flash drive so I can bullshit a project and have a way to turn it in. He... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1405383479 | 1405410655 | t3_2aptyu | t5_2to41 | 13 | grossobesity: TIFU by destroying an American dream giving a non-English speaking subway rider wrong directions to Brooklyn.
This morning there was a very pretty Russian speaking Chinese looking woman looking at a map on her phone, she asked how to get to Brooklyn. I thought I had it figured out and I was pretty sure sh... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1405399715 | 1405401500 | t3_2aqjb3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not quoting Jon Lajoie
This happened last year. I'm in class taking notes on presentations. Now, the teacher was an old hag who liked to make things harder on us, so these notes were to be handed in and graded. I am taking notes on a debate about gun control. Me being a lousy student, wasn't really p... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1405400961 | 1405404212 | t3_2aqkx5 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Colorado12344: TIFU by trying to introduce my 9 year old daughter to animation
I feel about 2 inches tall right now. I messed up, but I think there is a silver lining. I'm on a throwaway, so I won't reap any sweet karma that may come my way, but I am putting this out there for other single/ geek dads.
Grammar nazi's p... | 6 | 6 | |
1405402772 | 1405436478 | t3_2aqn1u | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my female friend a badass gangbanging bitch.
WARNING: NO NSFW GROSSNESS.
Howdy. My f*ck up was less than a week ago, but honestly how many TIFUs here are posted the day of the FU?
Do any of you have that one or two female friend among your regular group of guys, who believes herself to be ... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1405406007 | 1405558687 | t3_2aqqps | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU granting a can of coke the spark of life
So it's 2 am, room's a mess, mindlessly scrolling through youtube videos, dead glass-eyed thousand-yard stare, dehydrated and sedentary. The usual Saturday night. When all of a sudden my cracked lips cry out in pain, my deprived throat reaching a critical point... | 3 | 6 | |
1405406732 | 1405438728 | t3_2aqrgj | t5_2to41 | 13 | bellagioia: TIFU by using a customer at work as a way to keep myself from falling.
(3rd time posting, ever, all of which have been here, on /r/tifu. Still safe to say I'm an idiot.)
I still clench my butt cheeks thinking about this. It happened a few days ago. Friday night, busy, and crowded. I'm bussing that night, c... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1405407687 | 1405456062 | t3_2aqsgf | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU - Made edible pot brownies - dog goes into labor a week early.
So some life lessons have been learned today. Here's what happened. Wall of text ahead.
I am vacationing in Florida, staying with one of my best friends and his wife, will address as BF from here. I arrived on Friday at BF house. BF has 3... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1405406091 | 1405458634 | t3_2aqqsx | t5_2to41 | 14 | stache-equilibrium: TIFU by vandalizing my elementary school yearbook
TIFU. Okay, so I didn't fuck up today, or even this year, but one of my all-time biggest fuck-ups has haunted me since childhood.
In fifth grade, I carpooled to school every day with my nextdoor neighbor--a total little bitch of a 9-year-old who fr... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1405387902 | 1405436643 | t3_2aq146 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my sister hide my box of cigarettes.
First of all, I would like to let y'all know that my mother doesn't like me smoking, and she and my sister (who's 14 and used to smoke) have issues with each other. Also, my mother would assume she's hiding something from her and ransacks her bedroom a lot... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1405409081 | 1405412493 | t3_2aqtrr | t5_2to41 | 13 | throwaway23213455: TIFU By not bringing a condom
TIFU. I met up with this girl from an app and she was new to town so i decided to show her around were just driving around and its time for me to go home and i chill out for a bit.
Then she txts me again saying lets hang out again so i decided sure why not were driving ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1405409888 | 1405441792 | t3_2aquho | t5_2to41 | 31 | ididntregretit: TIFU by having sex during my tonsillectomy recovery period.
After a tonsillectomy, you are not supposed to do any sort of exercise because there is the chance of reopening a wound, ripping a scab, or who knows what else. But, as a 17 year old boy, having sex wasn't something I was trying to avoid. I act... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1405412709 | 1405417182 | t3_2aqwtz | t5_2to41 | 18 | PoteauCedar: TIFU and am losing the best man alive
CherrySlurpee: You should probably stop looking and getting pictures from other men.
PoteauCedar: Yes I know that. And I want and will stop. I should have known it was gonna hurt him, but something made me do this. I hate myself more then he does for putting him thro... | 11 | 1.636364 | |
1405417898 | 1405528110 | t3_2ar0z2 | t5_2to41 | 33 | thisisanameplace: TIFU by leaving a used tampon in the shower and having to explain their usage to an 11 year old. Possible (NSFW)
This incident happened a few months ago but Is still fresh in my mind (and my brother's). I volenteer at a senior's home on monday nights while my 11 (now 12) year old brother is at his mar... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1405417172 | 1405489340 | t3_2ar0f8 | t5_2to41 | 619 | Quantization: TIFU by clicking video camera instead of mute and jacking off on Skype while my friend watched
It's really fucking awkward. I don't really know why she kept watching.
Anyways, she just said be back in 30 minutes and I figured I'd have a quick one while I waited because it had been about 48 hours since my... | 8 | 77.375 | |
1405419048 | 1405420085 | t3_2ar1u6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | PersonInTheHat: TIFU when i bumped an "occupied" window too hard.
You may be wondering "occupied? What does that mean?" Well, it means that on the other side of this thin was of glass was a wasp nest, complete with wasps. For the past couple of days, I had been observing the nest. I took a couple pictures, though most... | 3 | 2 | |
1405423490 | 1405426472 | t3_2ar5kv | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my friend a sex video of his sister [NSFW]
This happened a few years back when I was starting to learn programming and was experimenting with network stuff. So, one of these days I decided it would be cool to write my own client server stuff. Pretty basic, but boring. One thing led to another... | 4 | 7 | |
1405422378 | 1405477412 | t3_2ar4n1 | t5_2to41 | 260 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my senior management choke/gag on the smell of my anus...
So I'm currently sat at my desk whilst there is a meeting going on downstairs... A meeting I should be in... A meeting I WAS in, until about 20 minutes ago.
... Because I accidentally relaxed my sphincter and unleashed a hellish odour ... | 12 | 21.666667 | |
1405425101 | 1405445113 | t3_2ar72m | t5_2to41 | 6 | onaretrotip: TIFU by getting in a taxi...
raspymorten: ....Wait what?
lordzod: OP shared a cab with Captain Obvious
raspymorten: Oh...Okay then
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1405426415 | 1405429034 | t3_2ar8fr | t5_2to41 | 11 | handcuffguy: TIFU by bringing handcuffs and a sensual massage oil in my hand luggage at the airport
This actually happened a 3-4 years ago but recently discovering this subreddit made me want to share this. While I was attending college abroad I had my girlfriend back in my home country ,which I had not seen for a coup... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1405428246 | 1405461782 | t3_2arakn | t5_2to41 | 198 | super_dude_444: Tifu by reading tifu
This happened less then 10 minutes ago so of course the first thing I do is come and post it on reddit.
I felt the urge to go and relieve my bowels and so proceeded with my normal routine of browsing reddit whilst sitting on the toilet. I decided that today I would wander into r/ti... | 6 | 33 | |
1405429308 | 1405463787 | t3_2arbu8 | t5_2to41 | 279 | ApeAndEssence: TIFU by looking over the stall at work
It was like any other day at work, except everyone was getting introduced to a new employee (let's call him Karl). The day went by and I started getting restless and bored as I usually do around lunchtime. At this point in the day I tend to take a break and go waste... | 5 | 55.8 | |
1405429192 | 1405436327 | t3_2arbox | t5_2to41 | 2 | LimesInHell: TIFU by forgetting to uncheck "send replies to my inbox" on an exploding post.
mayeslad: 20 comments and you're complaining?
forte_bass: Right?
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1405428167 | 1405549819 | t3_2aragb | t5_2to41 | 17 | Gandalfs_Soap: (NSFW/NSFL) TIFU by riding a bicycle commando with pool shorts.
Last night I fucked up. My friend had a pool party and but I didn't want to take my car because i didn't want to wet the seat. So, I took my bike. She doesn't live far from me, 4 miles. After so long I needed to take off so I just got on my... | 9 | 1.888889 | |
1405435313 | 1405443515 | t3_2arkj8 | t5_2to41 | 185 | forte_bass: TIFU by giving advice to children...
This actually took place 4th of July weekend, so it's about a week old, but i'm just getting to the point where I'm ok with sharing it.
I was sitting at home on Tuesday (July 8) playing some game on Steam after work when my wife came home. Not wanting to pause, I holle... | 9 | 20.555556 | |
1405411683 | 1405501057 | t3_2aqvzt | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheBigUnitt: TIFU by getting my first flat tire
To be honest out of the gate, this event did not occur today, but I still remember it as vividly as ever. It really, really sucked.
I had just seen my bitch of a girlfriend (now an ex-) and it was someday in November around 9pm. I had just got my car and license and was... | 3 | 1 | |
1405435722 | 1405446020 | t3_2arl7r | t5_2to41 | 23 | Domjan1911: TIFU by drinking my own piss.
So, not exactly today but a while ago, I was out with some friends in my neighborhood and we were going into our local cafe for a drink. We all sat down and ordered us drinks.
As we were all having fun talking and all that, we started a topic on piss, and how does it taste li... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1405436938 | 1405458391 | t3_2arn7k | t5_2to41 | 99 | serpis: TIFU by taking half a shower
The events leading up to this:
1. Get a note about our land lord turning off the water to the whole building July 15 between 7.00 am - 4.00 pm for the sake of maintenance.
2. Promptly forget about it.
3. On July 15, 6.55 am. Get in the shower and get all soaped up.
So there I am, s... | 5 | 19.8 | |
1405438507 | 1405526837 | t3_2arpvu | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to get rid of morning wood
So I woke up today at a my best friends house and I realized that no one was home but myself. The night before I was watching a movie with my best friend and a cute girl that's always over at his house, let's call her "Courtney". Anyways I drank some orange juice... | 8 | 6 | |
1405440285 | 1405461693 | t3_2arsxp | t5_2to41 | 4,781 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a child ask his mother if she has sex with cows
This actually happened a couple of weeks ago, but i thought i should still share:
So i'm sitting in the train on my way home from work. I sat myself down in an empty "cubicle" (2 rows of 2 chairs facing each other). At one point a mother gets on ... | 14 | 341.5 | |
1405441376 | 1405573815 | t3_2aruwj | t5_2to41 | 14 | wasthemsheets: TIFU by bleeding all over my new FWB
I got my second ever FWB. The first was literally years ago, so I'm pretty excited about it. We've never slept together before, so the plan was for him to come over this morning for the first time and us to test the waters to see how compatible we were sexually. I'm n... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1405443590 | 1405444960 | t3_2arywa | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by unintentionally flashing an entire family in an elevator
For starters, I work as a valet in a hotel. It's a great job, but recently it has been hot and humid as hell. We park the cars outside in parking garage about 2 blocks from the hotel, and the car's interior get VERY hot. Jumping in and out of c... | 3 | 9 | |
1405444739 | 1405455112 | t3_2as10i | t5_2to41 | 24 | Kaalic: TIFU by soliciting a client.
I'm currently working for a damage insurance broker in Canada. I've been working here for a year now, soliciting various business in different sector for my colleagues here. I recently applied to become a professional myself. I got accepted, despite my criminal record. I had no fina... | 4 | 6 | |
1405443951 | 1405485785 | t3_2arzko | t5_2to41 | 42 | Bluecrabby: TIFU by swallowing a guitar pick
On Valentine's Day my senior year of High School I took my guitar in to play some songs for people in the hallways between classes. When I wasn't playing I usually had my pick in my mouth and would chew on it/flutter it around. Right before first period started I was flutt... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1405446197 | 1405446819 | t3_2as3oj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying out chewing tobacco for the first time before going to the dentist and puking in his face.
My dad is my dentist. Like most dentists, he's very against tobacco products, and for almost all of my life, I've avoided them.
Today, I had an evening dentist appointment. All day before, I had gone fi... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1405446718 | 1405481462 | t3_2as4me | t5_2to41 | 286 | bgsufalcon9: TIFU by bouncing in a bounce house
Well this all started when I went to my little cousins 8th birthday party this passed weekend at an indoor inflatable bouncy fun zone place. There were inflatables everywhere, from bouncy slides to bouncy ball pits to bouncy houses ... you get the picture. Well anyways I ... | 3 | 95.333333 | |
1405448673 | 1405488009 | t3_2as8e7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a little girl piss herself
I was just at the store getting groceries when a mother and her two kids (looked 4-5 years old) came near me in one of the aisles.
I noticed one of the girls had the hiccups, and being the genius I am, thought I'd help her and the mother out by scaring the hiccups o... | 3 | 5 | |
1405449989 | 1405461289 | t3_2asay6 | t5_2to41 | 36 | 0wlz: TIFU by having a tonsillectomy.
Inspired by the "TIFU by having sex whilst recovering from a tonsillectomy"
In England they rarely do tonsillectomies any more as they are considered to be worse for your immune system than keeping them in anyway. But I had constantly swollen tonsils and I was always sick so they ... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1405447840 | 1405452920 | t3_2as6p6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeking extra credit.
This actually happened a couple of years ago at my university. I wasn't on reddit then.
It starts off in my Intro to Hip Hop class which is an Ethnic Studies course. Before classes the Professor let students in Clubs and Groups discuss upcoming events or functions. A Latina gi... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1405450675 | 1405456573 | t3_2asc8e | t5_2to41 | 2 | Saophen: Tifu by sharting..
Spartacus133: Dammit...it's been at least a day since someone on here shit themselves. 0 days since last accident
idk012: Rule 10, these should be posted on Saturday only.
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1405454041 | 1405530742 | t3_2asio8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | g16zz: TIFU by talking about feminism
Not much to this, got drunk and posted a FB status about how i dont agree with the whole 'feminism/MRA' debacle and said i think both sides are inherently wrong. Wake up this morning to find a long list of people pissed off at it. Now i have to feign damage control and elaborate.
... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1405455116 | 1405457548 | t3_2askol | t5_2to41 | 25 | zdrovit: TIFU by NOT studying with my gf
It was a week before finals. Superawsome girlfriend and I decided to stay at my house to study. She arrived and we soon realized we weren't in the mood for studying. I just can t resist to this pretty girl, she's so hot when she reads. We started to kiss and well.... minutes lat... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1405455877 | 1405465520 | t3_2asm2g | t5_2to41 | 21 | Poshtulio: TIFU by trying to bike
Today I decided to be productive member of society and go biking around town on my brand new trek, do the whole fitness thing. Fast forward one hour and 8 miles, I'm making my way back to my house which is in the middle of downtown and I attempt to cross a busy six lane intersection ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1405455946 | 1405463156 | t3_2asm74 | t5_2to41 | 7 | GoodGuyPirate: TIFU By sitting on a rock
First a little background. I live in a small town that the only thing for kids to do is "walk main". In the middle of town we have have a place where farmers market is hosted, theses some statues with history, a garden and a water wheel.
So anyways I was sitting on the rocks th... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1405458061 | 1405543601 | t3_2asq2l | t5_2to41 | -6 | Bob-Nelson: TIFU by having my grandson yell "RAPE" in a crowded shopping mall.
The wife and I took our grandson to the mall this morning. My wife decided to get her nails done at the manicure place there. My grandson is 8 years old and gets bored easily. Instead of wandering around aimlessly while we waited for my wife... | 14 | -0.428571 | |
1405458352 | 1405675278 | t3_2asqm8 | t5_2to41 | 18 | jughead776: TIFU by urinating on my sister's kitten
Last night I was responsible for "watching" my little sister's new kitten while she was at a friend's for the night. Doesn't sound too hard, right?
I come home at 1 in the morning and feed Izzy (the kitten), then head over to release my bladder in the bathroom, not b... | 3 | 6 | |
1405457209 | 1405473277 | t3_2asohg | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: tifu by trying to help a girl choose a Metallica album
this happened last year, I was in my music showing my friend what music I like, he's saying I should get iron Maiden, I love iron Maiden but wanted a Metallica album.
A girl next to me was arguing with her mum on what album to get, as her mum left her ... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1405456926 | 1405496906 | t3_2asnzc | t5_2to41 | 11 | turk1ish: TIFU by eating cheesy, cheesy chips in bed.
So this happened about 3 days ago, but I only just realized how I fucked up now.
I was really drunk, and really hungry. It was Friday night, and I had a bag of chips in my room.
Now, naturally I'm not going to get out of bed to eat chips, and being the drunk fuck t... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1405460818 | 1405485602 | t3_2asv1u | t5_2to41 | 41 | Explosives: TIFU by eating a few mints.
This happened bout a week ago, not today! Sorry.
What could go wrong if I swallow a whole bunch of mints from a mint tin on the coffee table? Nothing.
What could go wrong if I swallow a whole bunch of sleeping pills from a mint tin on the coffee table? Everything.
So my ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1405462487 | 1406024070 | t3_2asy0e | t5_2to41 | 5 | WhiteRastaJ: TIFU by not knowing who a celebrity was...
Ok, story caveats. It's not me who fucked up, but a coworker of my mother's. This story happened around 1988.
My mother is an RN. Back in 1988 one of her fellow nurses went on vacation, and decided to travel to New York City. Now, this woman was much older--in he... | 9 | 0.555556 | |
1405461621 | 1405533753 | t3_2aswh8 | t5_2to41 | 652 | Land_Crab: TIFU by Giving My Mother an STD.
After noticing this community for the first time several months ago I thought this might be the most appropriate place to share one of the biggest f-up's of my life. Just a quick disclaimer- "Today" was more like "20 years ago" as it happened in the 90's, but is still the mos... | 9 | 72.444444 | |
1405463040 | 1405466655 | t3_2asyxs | t5_2to41 | 21 | whatxever: TIFU by almost showing my family the porn I was watching
I probably would've been okay with it if I was a boy but I'm a pretty young teenage girl, so cue the awkwardness.
My mom and little brother were super excited to see the painting I submitted into an art contest and won but didn't tell them about until... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1405461870 | 1405466518 | t3_2aswy6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting piss drunk the night before my little league baseball game.
To start this off I would like to say I have never ever gotten drunk in my life. I am a 16 year old (m) and I have sipped alcohol once or twice before.
To give you some context I am playing Little League baseball and my team is cur... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1405464565 | 1405467272 | t3_2at1jj | t5_2to41 | 12 | ihatetwizzlers: TIFU by telling a co-worker to slow down
Last week my boss sent over 2 people to help me on a special project that was getting behind schedule. One of them I know well and the other not so much. The one I don't know very well is a white man from South Africa that left right after apartheid was abolished... | 6 | 2 | |
1405464373 | 1405490210 | t3_2at17x | t5_2to41 | 190 | imsortofaretard: TIFU by playing Bioshock despite being a huge pansy
I scare very easily. *Very* easily. If I see you hiding behind a corner to scare me, I'll still be startled when you pop out. I was terrified out of my mind during that shitty 911 operator movie with Halle Berry. Actual horror movies/video games are k... | 6 | 31.666667 | |
1405464079 | 1405507219 | t3_2at0q3 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating
So there I was, happily fapping away, and came, as per usual. However, some went on my bed, but I was thirsty, so that came first. I picked up my glass of water, in the process tearing the leg of a huge (by UK standards) spider, which proceeded to jump onto my bed and evade my now tired ... | 3 | 11 | |
1405467548 | 1405490924 | t3_2at6fh | t5_2to41 | 12 | NOT_ah_BOT: TIFU by Browsing r/WTF
So this happend yesterday. (Links NSFW)
There is this chick at school I've been "Courting" for some time now, we started classes at the same time and have overlapping math and comp classes. We became friends on the first day after being assigned a group project and out of pure laz... | 3 | 4 | |
1405468537 | 1405522971 | t3_2at81z | t5_2to41 | 10 | treesfen: TIFU by eating a pepper while I was drunk. Really drunk.
So like many of these stories, this happened in the past. It was a beautiful, warm Thanksgiving day in sunny California and like a lot of folks out there, I wasn't spending the holiday with family. A good friend always hosts an 'orphan Thanksgiving' for... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1405468296 | 1405469347 | t3_2at7n8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friends GF that she wasn't the first.
This did actually happen today, I felt the need to post it because they are both pretty pissed off at me. So today me and my friend were in a skype call with his GF and we were all talking and doing our thing. Then she starts talking about sex and bein... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1405467636 | 1405508076 | t3_2at6kv | t5_2to41 | 143 | [deleted]: TIFU - Ohhhhh, Nice to see you again cuz
The day was 2 Saturdays ago. I am 23. I just moved back into town a couple of weeks ago after graduating college and it was the first weekend back.
I decided to head out for a night at the bars with some long unseen friends. I get shalacked and find an attractive o... | 6 | 23.833333 | |
1405468745 | 1405676936 | t3_2at8dv | t5_2to41 | 3 | aaa11233: TIFU by getting rejected from a California State University
This actually happened today and I'm devastated and worried.
Background: So I got accepted to this college as a freshman and got into its honors program. I had a close friend that is also attending so I figured that we could be roommates and it woul... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1405466943 | 1405471866 | t3_2at5dy | t5_2to41 | 66 | Warzitec: TIFU by saving my crush's pics in my pen drive
This happened back when I was in 9th grade and had a crush on a girl from my class. I used to keep her pic in my pen drive. Couldn't risk leaving it saved in my computer because I wasn't the only one who used it.
We were in History class and by the end of the cla... | 6 | 11 | |
1405470220 | 1405526479 | t3_2atanm | t5_2to41 | 201 | Futuramafryday: TIFU by playing Watch_Dogs
Hello all! A little background before I begin, I have a computer with a camera in my room, and I skype a lot. Normal stuff for a 20 year old. The computer faces my door, and I sit with my back to it. Ok story time
For a whole I've been trying to 100% Watch_Dogs. I decided to ... | 12 | 16.75 | |
1405470511 | 1405775800 | t3_2atb36 | t5_2to41 | 13 | loonisaharshmistress: TIFU by wearing a thong during my period...
I decided to run 3 miles to a friend's house, chill for a bit, and then run back home. The run there went smoothly and as we were watching tv, I realized that I had forgotten to replace my tampon before I left the house. Luckily my friend had pads, so ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1405471049 | 1405472359 | t3_2atbyz | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking back at a girl
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assblunts: TIFU by reading this post.
ColScimitar: 2 min not getting back
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1405467274 | 1405527358 | t3_2at5z8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by damaging a $14,000 piece of lab equipment.
This actually took place about a month ago...on my second day of work.
I'm a 17 year old high school student and this summer I got my first job making carbon fiber centrifuge rotors for laboratories much like [this one here.]
(http://www.thermoscientific.c... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1405467982 | 1405580721 | t3_2at769 | t5_2to41 | 19 | lifeguardthrow: TIFU by asking a girl for tongue
So I work as a lifeguard at a pretty large waterpark, and throughout the park there are a bunch of food vendors. Today, after my shift ended, I decided to buy a cookie at one of the snack shacks. When I was waiting in line, I noticed one of the three girls working in the... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1405476621 | 1405555893 | t3_2atl10 | t5_2to41 | 8 | jmettam: TIFU by Harassing a telemarketer for over 20 mins untill he finally hung the phone up.
So I've been getting these post cards in the mail like 2 and 3 times a week. It reads that they have been trying to call me for the past week and I need to contact so and so to pick up my welcome to the neighborhood parcel. ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1405476853 | 1405477203 | t3_2atldv | t5_2to41 | 0 | FedoraRepublic: TIFU by not bothering to back up all my photos on iCloud or on a computer.
Lord_Havershot: It's your fault you bought an Apple product
FedoraRepublic: /r/circlejerk
| 3 | 0 | |
1405476609 | 1405530981 | t3_2atl04 | t5_2to41 | 20 | BongChong906: TIFU by leaving up porn on my laptop screen while I went to the bathroom
Tonight I decided to give in to my curiosity and was going to look at some of the weird stuff but I had to take a piss. I have a video up and ready to go, but I close the window just in case. I leave to release the yellow waterfall. ... | 4 | 5 | |
1405479632 | 1405526903 | t3_2atpt8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | TranceInMyPants813: TIFU by trying to remove hair dye.
Writing from my phone, sorry for my grammar and punctuation and shit.
Well, I'm a dumbass. This actually happend 3 nights ago, but I'm still suffering the consiquences.
So, every few months or so I get the itch to dye my hair. Nothing crazy.. just a dark brown ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1405480225 | 1405542902 | t3_2atqqp | t5_2to41 | 110 | Fridaykhuttbasucks: TIFU by saying I bombed it
My friend and I were having a conversation about my lack of organization and bad study habits. I told her I had a math test today...
Her: Did you study?
Me: Pssh... Study...whats study?
Her: Omg... You're such an idiot?
Me: ehhh... Even If I study Im going to bomb it a... | 7 | 15.714286 | |
1405480633 | 1405502021 | t3_2atrde | t5_2to41 | 23 | LilChappy: TIFU by telling my girlfriend she's fat...
Alright so here's some backstory: 1) Me and my girlfriend have a good steady relationship, and never have argued before 2) I play league of legends (online game) all day 3) I've been trying to get my gf to play league for a while. 4) We're both freshmen in highschoo... | 5 | 4.6 |
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