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1405623696 | 1405678870 | t3_2az8uv | t5_2to41 | 66 | sexypottedplants: TIFU by sunbathing and relaxing in my backyard in the nude.
Yes, i know theres always the possibility of someone seeing me when i do this but my husband and I enjoy being nude so what the hell right? It went like this.
I, a woman, wanted to sunbathe nude by my pool in my own backyard. So i set out to... | 9 | 7.333333 | |
1405620333 | 1405628170 | t3_2az2qg | t5_2to41 | 6 | greatestcereal: TIFU by leaving Reddit open while on lunch at work
I had the TIFU section of Reddit open when I went on lunch break. There were a few tabs of the really awkward stuff, some of it NSFW. My boss decided to sit at my computer and update some settings while I was gone, There was clearly an internet tab sayi... | 3 | 2 | |
1405625715 | 1405706849 | t3_2azche | t5_2to41 | 119 | firecrotchthrowaway: TIFU by using a moist towelette to wipe my vagina.
I was on a flight on Tuesday and there just so happened to be free moist towelettes in the restroom. There was a bit of turbulence while I was going about my business and I used the moist towelettes to clean it up. Since I had been on planes all da... | 4 | 29.75 | |
1405625748 | 1405656582 | t3_2azcjg | t5_2to41 | 2 | extremeslothgrinder: Tifu by letting her roll on down
Not today but like 5 years ago.
So my family lived in a rented house so we had lots of neighbors but the one I remember the most was adrien. Now adrien was about 3 years younger than me and I was like 9 so he was young and stupid. One day when we were bored we decid... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1405619767 | 1405640647 | t3_2az1of | t5_2to41 | 22 | Balten: TIFU by making Grilled Cheese in the Toaster
So some backstory. As per usual, the occasional "Grilled Cheese in Toaster" picture came around, and I decided to do this amazing task after doing an hour work out. Now understand, I'm not in great shape, I'm getting there, but I overworked myself 2 days prior and ha... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1405626809 | 1405629008 | t3_2azegd | t5_2to41 | 10 | therealqicksilver: TIFU by paying my credit card bill
So I'm a pretty fiscally responsible guy. I have one credit card that I use for *everything*, and I really don't like debt, so I treat it like a cash card: I don't buy anything with it unless I have the money in the bank, and I have automatic withdrawals set to pay... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1405626742 | 1405630109 | t3_2azecl | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing at work.
We have a lost and found at work and no one ever claims the items that are turned in to us. One early early morning, I was bored and decided to look through it. I took a makeup bag just for shits and gigs, not really putting any thought behind it. I had never taken anything from the... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1405628162 | 1405733641 | t3_2azgzg | t5_2to41 | 119 | TheSecretSoul: TIFU by being a racist.
I posted this story before but i guess it got buried and since i only just found this subreddit i thought it belongs here… :)
I have low blood pressure and to warn my SO that I'll faint if I don't stop walking/sit down immediatly I always just say "black" (because mostly there's ... | 7 | 17 | |
1405618492 | 1405635758 | t3_2ayz7t | t5_2to41 | 5 | tdmoneybanks: TIFU by getting my balls twisted in a swing at a birthday party.
Ok this didnt happen today but quite a long time ago but its my biggest fuck up so I might as well share. So I was about 11 and at my friends big birthday party. There were probably about 30 kids from my school at the party and I was only fr... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1405629881 | 1405635435 | t3_2azk5w | t5_2to41 | 44 | igor_strelkov: TIFU By Mistaking A Civilian Plane For A Military Aircraft
People_Call_Me_Tbone: People are going to go ballistic over this.
ewdudesheslikea4: This joke really crashed and burned.
SherwynS: You can even say that the joked bombed.
| 4 | 11 | |
1405631054 | 1405637736 | t3_2azm9h | t5_2to41 | 11 | DontDoMusicKids: TIFU by pretending to be a rock god
Ok, this is possibly the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me, so I figured it was perfect to put on Reddit.
I play guitar. I enjoy playing guitar. And sometimes I have a little too much fun playing guitar. More often than I'd like to admit I find myself th... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1405631479 | 1405714625 | t3_2azn1h | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwaway99667788: TIFU by lying on my resume
I just got an offer for the perfect job for me. I exaggerated the dates I worked for a previous employer and am pretty sure I'm going to get caught in the background check process because it's finance role. I hate myself, jobs like this don't come around often.
a_d_d_e_r: W... | 5 | 2 | |
1405628357 | 1405655741 | t3_2azhcg | t5_2to41 | 21 | FatUnfriend: TIFU by accidentally unmuting my phone during a work conference call
I was on a work conference call today like I am at the same time every day. The call has updates I need to know about but rarely need to contribute to. Usually these calls are done from home and I can just mute the mic and put it on speak... | 3 | 7 | |
1405633080 | 1405701520 | t3_2azpuy | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an honest motorist.
Technically it happened yesterday, but whatever. This has happened to a lot of people. You get a new car and in the first week you hit another vehicle. In this case, it was in a parking lot. Accidents happen. But we're all faced with a choice: Either you own up to you mistak... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1405632567 | 1405801869 | t3_2azoyb | t5_2to41 | 48 | rpfor: TIFU by drinking my own cum
In my laziness nearing the culmination of an otherwise completely routine whacking session, I decided to cum into the smoothie cup I'd just finished for lunch. Due to a combination of aforementioned laziness and in [true fashion](http://www.justmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/por... | 4 | 12 | |
1405634362 | 1405644860 | t3_2azrwx | t5_2to41 | 113 | Chrysanthos1: TIFU by ejaculating on a field trip
So I took a class this past semester and at the end we all took a trip to Italy to learn more about what we were studying.
We were on the bus for a couple hours driving to our next location which was an ancient temple to the god Jupiter and I fall asleep. In my dream ... | 4 | 28.25 | |
1405628087 | 1405641096 | t3_2azguj | t5_2to41 | 19 | RedHotJuliusPeppers: TIFU by posting the navy seal copypasta on my friends facebook
So before I start I want to explain a few things, I'm Security Forces in the Air Force, I am not in anyway a Navy Seal and I most definitely do not have over 300 confirmed kills. I am also not trained in gorilla warfare.
This is exact... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1405637334 | 1405715620 | t3_2azwsy | t5_2to41 | 2,806 | macus16: TIFU by making myself into a dick unicorn using my SO's sex toys.
I haven't seen my SO in a few weeks. Whilst we were apart she bought a few new sex toys.
Fast forward to today when she came to mine and decided to show me the assortment she had purchased. There were a range of toys, however the one that to... | 11 | 255.090909 | |
1405636561 | 1405660624 | t3_2azvky | t5_2to41 | 12 | 7rieuth: TIFU by eating raisins that fell on the floor
This happened during the N64 days. I was sitting on the floor, with my back/neck leaned against the side of my bed playing N64. I was eating one of those small red boxes of raisins and I decided to dump the raisins out onto my stomach. Of course a few rolled off my... | 3 | 4 | |
1405640193 | 1405644282 | t3_2b01aw | t5_2to41 | 10 | AlwaysWipes: TIFU by hitting my drunken dad
It started out as any usual morning. Wake up, morning wood, pee etc. I had gone about my Thursday activities, which was basically just leg day with the weight machine in my backyard.
As I'm Squating my dad approaches me, acting both weird and annoying. He then got annoyed th... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1405639389 | 1405646444 | t3_2b001o | t5_2to41 | 10 | DontSweatTheTech9: TIFU by going into a strip club blacked out.
Woke up 200 dollars short with blueballs.
tl;dr Woke up 200 dollars short with blueballs.
DontSweatTheTech9: I DID get a handjob, so that's pretty neat. But no, no I didn't drunkenly fingerblast one sadly.
[deleted]: A good ol' fashion is nothing to be to... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1405640639 | 1405666311 | t3_2b01y0 | t5_2to41 | 747 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to spice up my sex life.
So, my husband and I have been married for almost three years. We recently decided that it's time to spice things up a bit so we've taken turns picking which positions, toys, fantasies, etc. to try out. Last night, I decide that I'm finally ready to act on my rape fant... | 8 | 93.375 | |
1405641090 | 1405789908 | t3_2b02nr | t5_2to41 | 77 | airbutthead: TIFU In the shower[NSFW]
I got bored and thought I could give myself an enema with a nebulizer tube. So I did. But it didn't work. So for some stupid reason, I thought it would be a great idea to blow air into the tube instead. 20 minutes later, my lower stomach area is in the worst pain that I have ever b... | 10 | 7.7 | |
1405641631 | 1405658944 | t3_2b03gg | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the wrong sized nut on a U-bolt to hang an $8,000 chandelier
first off, if you don't know, this is a U-bolt http://i.imgur.com/SEWzIki.jpg
The chandelier was custom made and was planned to be placed in the lobby of a very nice office building that we're currently constructing.
Anyway, whoever... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1405638804 | 1405653513 | t3_2azz5g | t5_2to41 | 67 | WickedMurderousPanda: TIFU by sending my 5 year old brother to the ER
I got picked up from gym...went to horse around the house with my little brother. For context..I'm 18 and he is 5. He was on my back and I decided I was gonna chase him around or grab him and tickle him. Instead..I didn't realize he didn't get off my... | 9 | 7.444444 | |
1405642900 | 1405648005 | t3_2b05ec | t5_2to41 | 12 | iamanidiot47: TIFU by giving out card details to a 'cam girl'
Ok, so its been a while, im lonely as hell and thought that 20 bucks (paid via secure paypal) to a friendly girl id been chatting too was worth it for a show.
I send her the verification code and immediately get a reply with my real name and address and th... | 10 | 1.2 | |
1405642609 | 1405685577 | t3_2b04ym | t5_2to41 | 125 | ClassyMurican: TIFU by denying my friend bacon.
A little backstory: My best friend, whom I had played football with in my elementary/middle school days, recently moved away last year. His new home was about two hours away, so it was on rare occasions we got to see each other. Yesterday, he was able to convince his fath... | 4 | 31.25 | |
1405643762 | 1405644267 | t3_2b06qd | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting too horny and therefore not watch out for the lube
Im pretty turned on the whole day because of my hot coworker, who wore a top with really big cleavage today. As I finally got home, I turned myself even more on by browsing some hot subreddits I like, until my parents finally decided to go sl... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1405644762 | 1405712280 | t3_2b086l | t5_2to41 | 11 | BiblicalMC: TIFU by going on autopilot at work and doing my normal routine.
I have been living in Korea for a few years now. This place is really fun, but sometimes things happen around you and you just have to kind of guess what is going on. The more I learn the language the less this happens, but there is a certain... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1405644861 | 1405667132 | t3_2b08c7 | t5_2to41 | 428 | [deleted]: TIFU by switching from Disney to hardcore porn
I live with my parents, I am 21(getting a degree, dont have money to move) and suffer from insomnia, thats all the context you need.
So its 3am, all my hopes of getting some sleep are gone, I decide to watch cable TV. Shifting through the channels I come acros... | 7 | 61.142857 | |
1405646664 | 1405647165 | t3_2b0b1d | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing my GF's sister into a ceiling fan
I already posted this on 4chan, hence the greentext formatting and structure, but I thought I'd share. It happened about 5 years ago.
Be me.
Be 16.
Just got licence.
fuckyeah.png.
Spending loads of time at gfs place. Like everyday.
Fast forward 3 months... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1405646715 | 1405648522 | t3_2b0b3w | t5_2to41 | 14 | pisspantsthrowaway: TIFU by Staying Hydrated
Okay so I go to a pretty big University in the United States and have been preparing for a test most the week. However when I took it the first time I bombed it. Luckily in this one class we are able to take the test twice, quite literally the only class I have had where thi... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1405647263 | 1405704470 | t3_2b0byn | t5_2to41 | 0 | itsmeandthemoon: TIFU by judging a black woman
I live by a small amusement park by one of the Great Lakes, and therefore my family and I all have season passes so we go there at odd hours (sometimes we go there late or only stay for two or three hours, etc.) and today was one of those days. When we got there, I had to ... | 9 | 0 | |
1405646981 | 1405721310 | t3_2b0bj8 | t5_2to41 | 250 | BikiniFacebook: TIFU by leaving Facebook open on my phone.
So I'm laying down playing video games, alternating between that and checking my news feed on Facebook. Whenever I switch back to playing my game, I place my phone face-down on my chest. After chatting with one of my good friends in the game, I pick my phone ba... | 6 | 41.666667 | |
1405647445 | 1405715544 | t3_2b0c8z | t5_2to41 | 392 | Celticnation334: TIFU by going through my roommates phone NSFW
My roommate (we will call him Karl) is a normal guy but my girlfriend and I have some thoughts that he might be gay. I've lived with him for 3 years now and he has never had a girl over, said he was going out with a girl, mentioned a girl, nothing.
So h... | 9 | 43.555556 | |
1405649796 | 1405654344 | t3_2b0frb | t5_2to41 | 3 | the_winter_storm: TIFU by taking my mom to dinner.
Well....my mom's birthday was on Sunday but I had to work. I took her out to her birthday dinner earlier this evening.
Everything went smooth, she had a blast.
Driving back to my place, her tire blew. It's absolutely shredded.
We're stranded on the side of a busy ... | 3 | 1 | |
1405651951 | 1405655323 | t3_2b0izm | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my chest hair and happy trail.
genericname1231: Dare I ask what a 'happy trail' is?
ShelbySue9109: The trail of hair leading from a guy's belly button to his junk
genericname1231: Mine's not really a trail.. more like the untamed amazon
but it's a trail above my belly button o.o
Am I a mut... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1405653305 | 1405654740 | t3_2b0kye | t5_2to41 | 3 | Jsr954: TIFU by not changing a lightbulb
Jsr954: I couldn't get my phone to post pics, so here they are.
[pic 1](http://i.imgur.com/IY1qemL.jpg)
[pic 2](http://i.imgur.com/EgCW2OY.jpg)
DatWalrusDoe: How in hell did that not blow a fuse?
Jsr954: I have no damn clue
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1405650645 | 1405679802 | t3_2b0gzq | t5_2to41 | 31 | definitelyindicated: TIFU by losing the remote.
So, a couple weeks ago, my teenager went to grandmas out of state for the fourth holiday; so i rocked the single life. Moved into the living room, drank and played video games after work. I lost the remote about a week ago. But, no big deal, I have the tv remote app on my... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1405653638 | 1405780204 | t3_2b0lf5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | DinosaurKevin: TIFU by making a coworker puke in the middle of a presentation
A little context for this story: I'm one of about sixty interns at a large company. As part of our time here this summer, the HR department sets up these weekly meetings during lunch where the head of an entire major division in the company c... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1405653494 | 1405691178 | t3_2b0l80 | t5_2to41 | 13 | NoReallyImFive: TIFU by scratching my balls
So today was a normal day like any other. After an 8 hour workday I finally got to come home and relax for a bit. I'm 20 years old so I'm still living with my parents. Once I got home I quickly kicked off my shoes and stripped down to an undershirt and put on some comfortable... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1405656107 | 1405704370 | t3_2b0otp | t5_2to41 | 33 | DidNotWantHerFired: TIFU by being the cause of a coworker getting fired....
This was not supposed to happen, but damn it did. Sorry for the wall of text
BACKSTORY
Last Wednesday, a coworker (lets call her Leggings) told me she got a raise because my boss said she had a fat ass. I didn't believe her at all, because sh... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1405652076 | 1405777014 | t3_2b0j69 | t5_2to41 | 13 | markymarkfro: TIFU by not closing all my browser windows
earlier today I was watching porn before work, I finish and i close everything and I went to work... or so I thought I closed everything
I got home a few hours later to find my entire family sitting at the table and as I walked in they told me to sit down and the... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1405648434 | 1405708661 | t3_2b0dow | t5_2to41 | 33 | philw1134: TIFU bad, almost at the expense of my newly adopted chihuahua.
Today while I was at Walmart the 86 cent box of whoppers caught my eye. By the time I had returned home about half the box was gone, and I left the rest of the candy on my bed. I came back about three hours later to find that I had not closed my ... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1405657457 | 1405710389 | t3_2b0qmi | t5_2to41 | 901 | AlyssaNCruz: TIFU [NSFW] By accidentally putting menthol on my vagina.
Let me explain:
It's summer. It's been really fucking hot lately and in addition to hot, it's also been absurdly humid because we've been getting a lot of severe storms.
I work for Audio Visual at my school and my office is literally the size of a ... | 10 | 90.1 | |
1405657153 | 1405658722 | t3_2b0q8d | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by Watching people stutter in class
This happened about a year ago in my 9th grade health Class. My teacher brought in a new student who had stuttering problems. Me and two friends were quite popular around school but were weren't the shitbag jocks you see in movies or on tv. I personally am popular bec... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1405660694 | 1405694599 | t3_2b0ujw | t5_2to41 | 25 | BubbleBoy90: TIFU by lightning my cigarette with mace
So this happened about two years ago so sorry for it not happening today lol.
Ok so this whole situation sucked so bad I had just came home from work and wanted a smoke but couldn't find my lighter and I usually leave it on our breakfast bar in our apartment. The o... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1405662071 | 1405673651 | t3_2b0w49 | t5_2to41 | 3 | mnork: TIFU When I did something horrible...
ieandrew91: Yo wtf did I just read.....
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1405660004 | 1405992182 | t3_2b0tsc | t5_2to41 | 63 | qwertz101: TIFU by peeing my pants at work
i go to the mens room and go to one of the two urinals. theres someone else at the urinal right next to me. but anyways, i try to pee but nothings really coming out then finally somethings coming up but doesnt feel like much but this entire time this guy is standing at the uri... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1405671827 | 1405688412 | t3_2b156x | t5_2to41 | 24 | GruTrader: TIFU: Almost lost $100k due to laziness.
This didn't happen today but several months ago.
Back in April I decided to take the plunge and get an (semi?) exotic car. Considering my budget and taste, I settled with an Audi r8 (v8). The car was covered by my insurance company and they also requested for a photo... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1405671019 | 1405717672 | t3_2b14lg | t5_2to41 | 6 | EmmalynRoselee: TIFU by making chips and cheese in low light
This actually happened last week but I was in my room and decided to do some midnight snacking. Me being a dumbass, I kept the light off and decided I was fine in the dark, primarily so I wouldn't wake my grandparents. I went and gathered the chips and took t... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1405673119 | 1405722774 | t3_2b168z | t5_2to41 | 209 | PoseidonsDick: TIFU for thinking fat dude is fat
I have two jobs. I am a full time ASM, and a part time coffee bitch. This is about the part time job.
At my coffee location, we reheat and serve various food products like scones, sandwiches, stuffed pretzels, pizza and quiche. I'm going about my business, and some very... | 8 | 26.125 | |
1405673566 | 1405674574 | t3_2b16l1 | t5_2to41 | 25 | A_Vagetarian: TIFU by jizzing on my phone...
Was watching some TV when suddenly I became real hot and horny, before ending the night I decided to rub one out. I go to the bathroom (also had to take a shit) and load up a porn vid on my phone and start whacking it.
It was an anal creampie video featuring this big butted... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1405674909 | 1405733154 | t3_2b17ph | t5_2to41 | 6 | Daenyrig: TIFU by not reading the system requirements
Hey /r/tifu,
Here's a short and sweet post about my screwup of the day.
I've been needing a new MMO recently. So, I decided to stroll into my local game store and buy an MMO I haven't played before.
After reading reviews and having mostly positive commentary fro... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1405668789 | 1405716518 | t3_2b12p9 | t5_2to41 | 41 | jazzyd38: TIFU by working out to loud
So i have a home gym set up in my garage and its really small, just a treadmill, punching bag, a bench, and plenty of weights.
My garage is also where i have a dartboard, tv, mini bar set up for when friends come over, we just relax there.
So, i hadn't used my weights for weeks b... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1405681399 | 1405736185 | t3_2b1cxl | t5_2to41 | 16 | TalulahWatson: TIFU: Spent the morning rooting around in a dumpster with the fervor of a rabid hungry raccoon
edit: found
-My_Other_Account-: Call the sanitation department. Maybe it isn't too late and you can still find the bag wherever they took the trash.
TalulahWatson: Trying to get an idea from them if it is poss... | 4 | 4 | |
1405688209 | 1405689525 | t3_2b1jpd | t5_2to41 | 10 | wspfld413: TIFU by tailgating a thugs "wife".
I was on my way to the deli yesterday afternoon minding my own business when suddenly a white Sonata cuts me off. I tap my horn as to say "what's up with that"? The woman driving the car then taps her brakes and throws her left arm up in the air, which i took as a "fuck off... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1405684210 | 1406065262 | t3_2b1fgf | t5_2to41 | 77 | 0nel0c0: TIFU by choking out a stranger
I was on my way to Telus(phone company in Canada) to deal with a problem I had with my phone. When I got there, there was a line of people so i walked straight to the back of it. I didnt notice right away but I was standing directly behind a good friend of mine.
I thought it wo... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1405689787 | 1405693428 | t3_2b1lol | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by screwing my GF
TIFU by screwing my GF (and completely unrelated: TIFU by un-ticking that little 'flair' box on the right when you make these to see what it does when you have finished typing your fuck up)
Meta right there
So lets begin, We're minors, her mom invades privacy constantly, and is over... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1405690271 | 1405741215 | t3_2b1mad | t5_2to41 | 2,639 | zersh: TIFU by disturbing a couple having sex outdoors at 11am
so i went for a little bike tour in the morning to dodge the midday heat.
i live in a very crowded city in germany and almost in the center of it, so i have to ride/walk fairly far to enjoy some nature.
anyways. i'm happily riding along, enjoying mother... | 13 | 203 | |
1405692259 | 1405701234 | t3_2b1owt | t5_2to41 | 7 | YaBoyGod: TIFU by touching my chrush's boobs
This happened about 6 months ago, but I got to know the real results of it not too long ago. Just a little backstory first:
So there was this girl, let's call her Sarah. I had known Sarah for about 4 years, and had a big crush on her for the same time. This winter we star... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1405631372 | 1405703239 | t3_2azmu0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | box-art: TIFU by surfing on my phone without a data plan
TIFU by being a damn teenager. A stupid, STUPID teenager.
So all this happened a couple of years ago when we didn't have internet (don't ask me why we didn't have it, I have no freaking idea) and I'd be bored out of my freaking mind. And I was also maybe 14 year... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1405695728 | 1405697865 | t3_2b1u7f | t5_2to41 | 3 | themightybadgercat: tifu by nipping to the car in my jeans.
UWbadger23: English not your strong point huh
themightybadgercat: Not quite sure what your problem is really but thanks for commenting.
| 3 | 1 | |
1405691150 | 1405753206 | t3_2b1nf5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a sex innuendo.
So I was chatting with this girl that I met on OKCupid. She's really nice, pretty, with a little extra around the sides. But nevertheless we hit it off really well.
Today I was chatting with her as per usual when I took a picture of myself playing FIFA 14 on my laptop with the... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1405698472 | 1405699643 | t3_2b1yru | t5_2to41 | 9 | SexyPancake1: TIFU By jacking off
This actually happened last night but that doesn't matter.
I haven't been feeling the best lately and have been throwing up and all of that other shit that happens when your sick. It's been a while since i made the blind man cry so i figured that right before i go to bed i do it. I ge... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1405693426 | 1405705426 | t3_2b1qky | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by forgetting the one thing I needed
I rushed down the stairs with a grimace on my face as I realized I was going to be late to my exam. My eyes were sore from the many hours I had spent trying to study but actually browsing Reddit the night before. I donned my jacket and quickly hit my kurig machine so... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1405699082 | 1405702533 | t3_2b1zs5 | t5_2to41 | 41 | _marshmellon_: TIFU by telling my dad about my ex who hit it and quit it
This was about two weeks ago.
So my dad and I have a pretty close father daughter relationship but I usually keep my sexscapades to myself because who the fuck talks to their dad about that?
Well anyways I dated this prick for about a month and ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1405699650 | 1405701964 | t3_2b20qi | t5_2to41 | 40 | barrysh11: TIFU by doing karaoke
I was in NYC for a long weekend with my sister and a few friends of ours. She had recently broken off her engagement, so we decided to paint the town red.
There were four of us, and we managed to spend $800 in a bar before we decided it was time to really test our vocal prowess. We tr... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1405700705 | 1405781326 | t3_2b22i8 | t5_2to41 | 43 | Future2050: TIFU by accidentally breaking my Mom's arm.
This was not today, it was actually a year ago today when I was watching a war movie with my Dad (We Were Soldiers starring Mel Gibson). My mom is not entirely fond of war movies with blood and gore. So she went downstairs to do some laundry. Me being very sensiti... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1405702251 | 1405737947 | t3_2b257k | t5_2to41 | 129 | JaneSchmane: TIFU by Showing the University my Ass [NSFW]
Throwaway for this. It happened today, around 2 AM for me, 11 AM for my university. I was super tired, but I had to talk to them. So, I'm on the phone with one of the higher up administrators at the university, trying to figure out a solution to my problems gett... | 4 | 32.25 | |
1405708750 | 1405711037 | t3_2b2gp5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ouillethrowaway: TIFU by getting a blowjob
MSLB: I don't get it.
ouillethrowaway: My mother called me at the wrong time…
I thought that having my own apartment would mean that I wouldn't need to worry anymore of being disturbed when inviting ladyfriends =/
MSLB: Ahah that's funny, what did she say?
ouillethrowaway: S... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1405709902 | 1405799542 | t3_2b2ipf | t5_2to41 | 54 | masturbatingzombie: TIFU by leaving my SO's car running...
I don't know how I managed to do this.
My SO let me borrow her car for the day (for the firs time ever) so we could get our doggy to the vet for shots and a check-up. I left the office, flustered with the bill, and reached into my pocket for the keys just to r... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1405710683 | 1405713917 | t3_2b2jy0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | DaCoochieMonster: TIFU by drinking Coochie Juice
5ynchr0m4g3: I call bs
DaCoochieMonster: aite it was a wiffle bat.
| 3 | 1 | |
1405712176 | 1405916122 | t3_2b2mnl | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to give blood.
Let me back up a bit first. Last night me and my girlfriend attempted to have sex. Today, I see a blood drive and decide to give blood. While she's looking me up in the computer (not my first time giving blood) I realize that you can't give blood if you've had sex in the last 30... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1405710623 | 1405797088 | t3_2b2juf | t5_2to41 | 582 | pumper911: TIFU By Not Checking to See if My Phone Auto-corrected my E-mail
One of my coworkers left recently for maternity leave and had the baby. She sent a team e-mail to the entire company showing a picture of her newborn. Responses started to come in congratulating her and I decided to do the same from my phone. I... | 11 | 52.909091 | |
1405711653 | 1405964062 | t3_2b2lo7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | EricbsMC: TIFU by making it so my family couldn't go to my aunt's wedding
So mind you this is about a few years ago i was about 14 at the time.
So what had happened was me and my mom were going and getting groceries. It was just a normal trip to the local target so we were going to the car and it was dark outside like... | 4 | 5 | |
1405712144 | 1405782760 | t3_2b2mkv | t5_2to41 | 68 | MustardBandit007: TIFU by drinking coffee.
This is not the faint hearted. The story begins this morning with a coffee, and leads to a shit filled bathtub and then a dangerous encounter with some sort of mustard gas.
I had to run some errands in South Philadelphia and figured I'd hit up my friend to see what he was doi... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1405710986 | 1405793467 | t3_2b2kh9 | t5_2to41 | 33 | I_punch_kids_AMA: TIFU By letting a stranger buy drugs for me, then later knocking his teeth out and cuddling him.
At my buddies house, having a couple beers and waiting for 'his guy' to get there so we can buy some stuff. The door opens and this kid can't be more than 17, 18. Younger than I feel comfortable giving mon... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1405714054 | 1405716141 | t3_2b2q1m | t5_2to41 | 23 | the_tosser_incarnate: TIFU By soiling myself in the woman's restroom of an airport
Today I was at a stop in my flight at Chicago Midway. Midway could be considered famous for it's absolutely insane number of bathrooms it has within it's hallowed halls. I found myself upon a junction between men and women, confident tha... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1405715470 | 1405785743 | t3_2b2sl5 | t5_2to41 | 3,773 | space_jumper: TIFU by sticking a mega-steel marble up my arse while bathing. nsfw
This happened last week while visiting my Mother with my wife and kids....I had spent all day working in her yard, and was tired, hot, smelly and exhausted. Our house only has a shower, so I decided it would really be nice to relax in th... | 17 | 221.941176 | |
1405716689 | 1405724158 | t3_2b2uph | t5_2to41 | 6 | Scythie: TIFU by leaving our house door wide open for whole day.
I'm on my phone atm so the formatting might be sloppy but here we go:
In the morning, my mom told me that we're going to visit my grandmother today. I was fine with that, she lives only like 50km away and my same aged cousins were there so why the hell n... | 3 | 2 | |
1405717846 | 1405719957 | t3_2b2wnc | t5_2to41 | 60 | The_Real_Platypus: TIFU flushing my iPod down the Toilet
I was getting ready to leave work when nature called. I'm ready for the weekend to just relax and plan out what needs to get done for the week ahead. I head towards the restroom, find a stall and do my business. As I'm sitting down, my iPod is in my pocket and ru... | 4 | 15 | |
1405718971 | 1405805221 | t3_2b2yjk | t5_2to41 | 240 | sviwel: TIFU [x2] having a very common name and being polite by giving my two weeks notice.
**Context:**
- So currently I'm on a very serious job hunt, since I'm going to be a dad for the first time in around 12 weeks.
- I currently earn a shit wage of $8 per/hour as an assistant manager in a big name pizza joint, w... | 4 | 60 | |
1405716563 | 1405875065 | t3_2b2uik | t5_2to41 | 22 | GregorTheCyber: TIFU By sitting with my legs crossed
Today, I graduated for the last time from Aviation Challenge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aviation_Challenge).
It was my last year at the camp, and I was very bittersweet. I follow my crew trainer to my seat, and wait for my turn to be called up. Following the inst... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1405716439 | 1405728393 | t3_2b2u9r | t5_2to41 | 10 | herkaburger: TIFU By trying to clean my house.
I was cleaning the back side of my house for my mom, just to help out, you know, doing stuff a good son would do. I clean the basement, no problem, start cleaning the backroom/area of the house, and I am on my way to grab the broom to put it back when the the dumbest shit ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1405720072 | 1405777526 | t3_2b30dl | t5_2to41 | 9 | thebig0225: TIFU by splashing a baby
I was at a BBQ with my friend and his dad brought his baby. We were in the pool with the baby and the we were playing with the baby. My friend that wasn't holding the baby was splashing me. Then I splash him back, but it didn't go in the direction I wanted. Soon the baby saw a fier... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1405724001 | 1405780429 | t3_2b36bl | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ansung: TIFU by making dinner
Not today, but Thursday (28ish hours ago).
I decided to make something I haven't had in a long time - oatmeal. It's simple, right? Heat up milk, add sugar, oatmeal and wait. Well, apparently not so much for me.
I spent most of the day ironing, so I wanted to chill at the computer and coo... | 3 | 1 | |
1405728859 | 1405963694 | t3_2b3d9m | t5_2to41 | 836 | SidenoteGoulash: TIFU by Wanking on a First Date
So I've kinda had it in for this girl for a long time, but I never confessed it until she came to me first and said she had a huge crush on me. We had both flirted like crazy beforehand, but now we were getting serious. We jumped into a relationship and I couldn't have b... | 8 | 104.5 | |
1405719526 | 1405973260 | t3_2b2zhv | t5_2to41 | 9 | DarlingDestruction: TIFU by bringing my potted house plant back inside
A couple weeks ago, I noticed that one of my house plants was withering away. I decided that some natural air and rain might do it some good, so I put it out on the steps of my front porch.
As of today it is doing well enough that I figure... | 3 | 3 | |
1405730788 | 1405762621 | t3_2b3fxj | t5_2to41 | 6 | adre76: TIFU by slapping a spider
So, I was asleep after an all-nighter and felt something move across my cheek. Sleep-drunk as I was, and assuming it was a fly I proceeded to slap said bug in an attempt to either kill it, or make it go away. It turns out the little fucker was actually a spider full of little hellish m... | 3 | 2 | |
1405730041 | 1405752743 | t3_2b3ex0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | crisothetank: TIFU by watching a clip from the news on reddit
American cops putting a black man in a choke hold until they killed him? Wtf is that? He had no weapons or anything on him, they jumped on him, he said 'I can't breathe' SIX times, then when he stopped moving they finally got off him, and started saying 'he'... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1405729422 | 1405757907 | t3_2b3e20 | t5_2to41 | 154 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my Hitachi Magic Wand (NSFW)
This happened a few weeks ago while on vacation with my husband and young kids. My husband and I have been married for about 15 years now, and while we have a pretty fantastic sex life our schedules don't always mesh because he works a shitload of hours. Now that ... | 5 | 30.8 | |
1405731893 | 1405902139 | t3_2b3hey | t5_2to41 | 140 | accgoprotlt4212: TIFU by sending a cute girl a Gopro video that showed too much
I am the owner of a Gopro cam. I don't usee it for the spectacular uses it is advertised for. I sometimes record rides in my bicycle, sometimes i just use it to document long walks across the town. Today I decided to go to the other end of ... | 6 | 23.333333 | |
1405732802 | 1405828602 | t3_2b3iq5 | t5_2to41 | 138 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending time making a collage of my boobs for my bf
Final Update: Upon my bf's request, I deleted the boob collage link, as well as our text convo when I revealed to him that I posted my boobs online. At first he didn't know what to think, but figured it was okay since I'm anonymous. However, now he... | 14 | 9.857143 | |
1405734041 | 1405735743 | t3_2b3kgn | t5_2to41 | 40 | Lambawamba: TIFU by rubbing what I thought was aloe vera on my wife and me.
So my wife was cooking some popcorn on the stove and ended up burning her thumb. With her burn making her rage, she demanded that I go in the backyard and grab a chunk of the aloe vera plant that was there. I at first said no because I knew her... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1405736425 | 1405739046 | t3_2b3nr4 | t5_2to41 | 102 | obvious-throwaway67: TIFU by cumming discreetly on the floor (obviously NSFW)
My girlfriend and I have been dating for less than a month and we're both juniors in high school, so we haven't gotten farther than second base yet. Today, I was spending the day at her house. Since her mom is pretty protective, we only could... | 6 | 17 | |
1405736513 | 1405782184 | t3_2b3nvf | t5_2to41 | 37 | HollandGW215: TIFU: My sister saw all my pictures I send to my boyfriend and post to gonewild
Sooo my sister lost her phone and has been using my ipod touch to send and receive messages. Anyways, I can read all of her text messages but I didnt think that she could see my photos when they synced to the cloud. She is wor... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1405738050 | 1405742435 | t3_2b3pyn | t5_2to41 | 7 | sleno9: TIFU by not having found a place to live
Well.. I've sort of been wanting to contribute here too, except I didn't think it would go like this. So here it goes.
Last month, I've started my journey to travel/work in Melbourne. I am on a one year visa and i'm basically not allowed to work more than 2x 6 months (n... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1405735709 | 1405740213 | t3_2b3mrn | t5_2to41 | 15 | Dreamydory: TIFU by accidentally broadcasting my SO's and my fight.
This actually happened earlier today...
So, background: I have two sisters who I can and have bitched to about the (admittedly rare) times that my SO of nearly two years and I fight, or when he majorly hurts my feelings (also rare).
So for the last ... | 3 | 5 | |
1405739986 | 1406226749 | t3_2b3si0 | t5_2to41 | 906 | Throooowaway12: TIFU by having sex that was too rough
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
Friday night I had a really shitty night at work. I'm a server at a high end restaurant in one if the worst cities in America. The tippers here are either really good or really bad. Most of them are really bad. (Please tip your serve... | 10 | 90.6 |
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