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1405740324 | 1405745168 | t3_2b3swm | t5_2to41 | 4 | vhmfaggot: TIFU by making my unconscious girlfriend give me a handjob.
willybusmc: Nice TL;DR. But how long have you been with her? Cause if ya'll have been together for any considerable amount of time it shouldn't be a problem.
[deleted]: ^ This. If ya'll haven't been together for any considerable amount of time, it'... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1405740943 | 1405742275 | t3_2b3tr3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | KennyisaG: TIFU by pushing a potential job interview
Now I'm a guy with little to no job experience, sure I've done some major community service in high school but no paper-pushing or sitting at the register. Searching for jobs is pretty tough for someone with no experience, and after bombing a group interview this Thu... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1405741543 | 1405842281 | t3_2b3uj9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | kingdickqueefs: TIFU by not masturbating for a week (NSFW)
So, due to really bad intrusive thoughts and OCD, I haven't masturbated for the past week - until today. The OCD and intrusive thoughts had me thinking that if I didn't masturbate for an unknown amount of time, something good would happen. Well, today was the n... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1405742081 | 1405746799 | t3_2b3v8d | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying Happy Birthday.
[deleted]: [http://i.imgur.com/onuGD6Q.gif](http://i.imgur.com/onuGD6Q.gif)
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1405741881 | 1405746168 | t3_2b3uzf | t5_2to41 | 30 | W00jie: TIFU By Serving under cooked Chicken.
Today we had a garden party for friends and family, Alot of people turned up and we had a bouncy castle for the kids, tables and chairs out for the friends and family and had a big barbecue on the go.
I decided I was going to be chef and started to cook burgers, sausages a... | 5 | 6 | |
1405742971 | 1406277702 | t3_2b3wdx | t5_2to41 | 178 | [deleted]: TIFU by washing my face with my sisters vibrator.
About an hour ago I was taking a shower, and noticed my sister had left her neatrogena vibrating facial exfoliator in there. I decided to use it, because its wonderful and clears up my skin nicely. Halfway through, I began to notice an odor. Like, period vag... | 11 | 16.181818 | |
1405752168 | 1405779226 | t3_2b46jt | t5_2to41 | 12 | frenchmeister: TIFU by breaking my wisdom tooth on a piece of pizza
I had a coupon for a free medium pizza at Domino's, so I went and used it for dinner. Halfway through my first slice, I bit down on something rock hard. I spat out a small grey and white lump, the size of a small pebble. My jaw immediately started to g... | 4 | 3 | |
1405744576 | 1405792150 | t3_2b3yf3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Harry3799: TIFU a couple years back by dog sitting
Sonicrider3: Funny how this was on 4chan.
Wait a minute....
genericname1231: [Funny that.](http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/21mrma/dogsitting_fiasco_for_unfortunate_anon/)
[Funny this too.](http://imgur.com/r/tumblr/M0CXYrX)
[Oh hey, would you look at that.... | 4 | 2 | |
1405753474 | 1405779220 | t3_2b47rb | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a portapoty
It happened a mere 27 seconds ago.
No really
Im working at a camp where I'm with kids all day so the middle of the night is when I have any time to myself
Its 11:55 pm GMT -8
I sat down to reddit and drop an epic duce.
Now obviously it wasn't my phone getting dropped in the t... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1405727360 | 1405800951 | t3_2b3b75 | t5_2to41 | 5 | 0427913: TIFU by disabling every serivce on my laptop.
While trying to optimize my laptop to stream more than 480p, i decided to disable windows module installer to decrease the idle cpu usage.
because apparently that helps...
so opened msconfig, deselected every option, apart from windows module installer, clicked di... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1405718598 | 1405786748 | t3_2b2xwf | t5_2to41 | 34 | wordyoprettygood: TIFU by by burning my penis.
This happened when I was 17.
Back when I was in high school I had an evil desk lamp that if left on for too long would get hotter than a thousand suns(approximately). Every so often I would burn my arm or my hand on it.
One day my parents were out of the house for the ... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1405757357 | 1405782444 | t3_2b4azj | t5_2to41 | 70 | Kwilleatyourparents: TIFU By giving a pig a bath
Yesterday my roommates decided to adopt a pet pig. The first day went well. He seemed happy and quiet and he only really squealed when he was picked up. We kept him in a pen when we were home and in a small dog kennel when we left.
So today after coming home from a hi... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1405764583 | 1405849627 | t3_2b4g7c | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my housemate.
So a bit of backstory.
Me and my now housemate have dated previously, a couple of years ago. It ended amicably. After a long stint abroad she has returned to the country and moved in to the house.
Fast forward to about 5pm, we (me, her, another housemate and a friend) d... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1405765567 | 1405797230 | t3_2b4gwz | t5_2to41 | 28 | disgustedbymyself: TIFU by wanking with artificial capsaicin
So for some reason that I can't recall, I decided it would be a good idea to go on eBay and purchase a small quantity of nonivamide/PAVA, which is an artificial form of capsaicin, the chemical that makes spicy food hot.
It arrived about an hour ago. I got o... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1405767511 | 1405767832 | t3_2b4i9f | t5_2to41 | 7 | myatomicgard3n: TIFU by Posting on Reddit
willybusmc: Give us some more context
myatomicgard3n: I saw people posting pictures of creepy pms. I implied it was me sending the pictures and I was banned from posting. Not much else to it. Not sure which one got me banned. I said the same thing in a few threads.
willy... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1405772866 | 1405796032 | t3_2b4mbo | t5_2to41 | 84 | sagull: TIFU by not closing the door when cleaning my ears
*This happened about a week ago, but its still pretty relevant so I figured I would share.*
So, its a Sunday night and I'm home alone. I'd been binging True Detective all day and my ears hurt because I had my headphones on for so long. So I took them off and ... | 11 | 7.636364 | |
1405774812 | 1405797912 | t3_2b4nyu | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by booking the wrong date for a day cruise for my bf's friend's bachelor party.
My boyfriend's friend is getting married in August and is having his bachelor party today. After several weeks of indecisiveness on the groom's part, they finally decided on taking a day cruise to Bimini on the superfast cru... | 4 | 3 | |
1405781610 | 1405797665 | t3_2b4v2v | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by fingering a girl in her nose.
This incident happened during the first few days of my college. Introvert in nature, I made few but good friends. Among them was a guy who was a diehard fan of Star Trek, and he made me one too. So whenever we met, we greeted each other with Vulcan salute, the popular ha... | 8 | 7.875 | |
1405783751 | 1405789591 | t3_2b4xuu | t5_2to41 | 18 | girlwithissues: TIFU by coming home at 7am after a night out.
As the title says TIFU by coming home so late.
to explain better i will tell you i come home 1x per year for a few weeks on summer vacation and i tend to stay out long. this time in stead of going home after clubbing all night with friends i went to eat a s... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1405784664 | 1405815532 | t3_2b4z21 | t5_2to41 | 4,566 | basilisklol1: TIFU by finally having sex with a girl I like.
I'm a 25 year old guy and I recently found a girl who I really like. We met one night pretty randomly and exchanged numbers. I asked her out a couple days later and we went on our first date. It went better than any other date I have ever been on, I met h... | 11 | 415.090909 | |
1405785260 | 1405802270 | t3_2b4zvd | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my cousin drink my semen
nathanjayy: Wow this sub is full of shit that didn't happen nowadays. Atleast make it believable.
billybeano: When covering your dick from embarrassment what soda do you put it in?
ExPeCtDeAtH: Coke is usually the preferred one
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1405786813 | 1405868562 | t3_2b523a | t5_2to41 | 631 | FilthyNipple: TIFU group pooping with my best friend.
My friend and I just got done getting some grub at this soul food restaurant in town. After some good conversation and consuming a couple pounds of the greasiest food you can imagine, one thing became very apparent and that was that we both needed to drop one. So of... | 6 | 105.166667 | |
1405786460 | 1405788493 | t3_2b51lb | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a coworker/friend
throwaway account, just in case.
Background
We both work in tech service and became good friends while having the same position. Recently I got promoted as supervisor, and became her boss (currently 7 people team, including her).
She recently broke up with his 2ye... | 3 | 0 | |
1405789728 | 1405803807 | t3_2b5699 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Bastionoflogic: TIFU By getting involved with my best friend
Me and this girl have been friends for years. People always thought we were a couple because of how well we got along, it was described like we were a team. A few days ago, she stayed over at my place, and the sexual tension reached a climax, and we had sex. ... | 3 | 2 | |
1405790870 | 1405827418 | t3_2b57wm | t5_2to41 | 6,602 | partying_butbutthole: NSFW TIFU by engaging in anal in a beautiful lake in Calfiornia
About two months ago, a friend of mine invited me to go on a trip to a lake he does every year. He owns a lake house and a boat, so I knew it would be a pretty kickass weekend. Sign me right up!
Fast forward and we make it to the lak... | 16 | 412.625 | |
1405793172 | 1405867949 | t3_2b5bgk | t5_2to41 | 226 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my dad self written erotica that seemed to be about him
It's as bad as it sounds. It really is.
Three years ago I overheard my auntie make a joke about my dad's penis. Apparently he has a purplish birthmark on it. I sincerely hope that my auntie only knew this because her sister (my mum) h... | 5 | 45.2 | |
1405789723 | 1405822362 | t3_2b568z | t5_2to41 | 21 | porn_theater_refugee: TIFU by not cleaning a bathroom
I just took my home back from nightmare tenants who totally trashed it - didn't vacuum, mop, or clean anything at all for a year - I'm just glad they threw their garbage out. All the bathrooms were disgusting and I only cleaned the bathroom in the master since that... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1405796242 | 1405875335 | t3_2b5g41 | t5_2to41 | 17 | ThatLittleP4nda: TIFU by lighting fireworks in my room
So the other day my friend gave me some black cats he had leftover from fourth of July. Black cats are the ones that have the stick on them and you light them in a bottle and they shoot off and make a loud bang.
I am quite obsessive compulsive and have really bad ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1405794598 | 1405809445 | t3_2b5dpg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to enjoy myself.
So the parents are out for a few hours, and I wanted to try some of their fancy wine, that's been aging for a few years now, that they keep in the kitchen closet. I get my fancy wine glass and the cork opener in hand, and attempt to open op the sucker. Only one problem, I have... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1405793961 | 1405797852 | t3_2b5cs0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost flinging my mother out a moving car.
So a little backstory (as usual). I have a 2001 fiat punto as my first car and this car has a 'city' button which allows you to steer significantly easier when trying to park or go around tight bends, the problem is my car has a problem where you open the p... | 6 | 1 | |
1405794618 | 1405904170 | t3_2b5dqn | t5_2to41 | 68 | sarcastroll: TIFU - Came across as a total child molester
My 6 year old had her birthday party at a ceramics shop. All her friends painted and fired cool ceramic figurines ranging from Hello Kitty to old-school 80's Optimus Prime. A good time was had by all.
One slight problem...
At the end, after the kids went home,... | 4 | 17 | |
1405804634 | 1405805584 | t3_2b5shp | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing my chances of scoring with a stunning Italian girl, wayy out of my league
TIFU.
So I'm staying in Rome in a really nice hotel, pool, Lounge, spa, fine whole 9. So after a night at the spa, with my mom and I only, me, my mother, father, and sister went down to the lounge. Me and my father w... | 3 | 1 | |
1405806102 | 1405809733 | t3_2b5ulb | t5_2to41 | 19 | PK_Ness: TIFU by not getting a ticket stub.
I didn't do it today but this happened probably a few weeks ago and it's coming to light now. So I moved to the east coast from the other side of the country and the place I decided to live in are these really nice apartments, which was admittedly another brilliant fuck up, t... | 11 | 1.727273 | |
1405808991 | 1405831262 | t3_2b5yrb | t5_2to41 | 36 | NotGoodEnough5: TIFU by looking at my girlfriend's old Facebook notes.
This story happened around February of this year, I had been with this girl for roughly 5 months and I wanted to surprise her with her favorite flowers on V-Day without asking her about it.
So one night I opened up every single note she'd ever put ... | 4 | 9 | |
1405808852 | 1405859588 | t3_2b5yjh | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking my girlfriends okcupid account
I'm gay and I met my girlfriend on okcupid. She's amazing. I'm totally in love with her and I think she's perfect in every way.
We've been going through a bit of a rough patch because she has some family issues going on right now and she sort of lets it out on... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1405811105 | 1405839622 | t3_2b61my | t5_2to41 | 52 | ddironchef: TIFU and Made an old man cry in the bathroom
So this happened a while ago but the memory of the event has lated with me for years. It was the last week before I graduated from college and moved back to the midwest. I was hanging out with a my best friend and fraternity brother at the mall and we were about ... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1405814085 | 1405869044 | t3_2b65ti | t5_2to41 | 29 | Drunkenbath: TIFU by having a drunken bath.
Definitely made a throwaway for this one. This story goes back a few years but after seeing the post about the guy with the marble up his ass in the bathtub, figured I would share my bath story.
I had a typical Saturday night of drinking that was pretty uneventful. The bar... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1405814101 | 1405885435 | t3_2b65ud | t5_2to41 | 86 | Samsquatch9: TIFU by thinking myself mightier than a flock of seagulls.
You probably know where this is going.
After a late night of drinking, my friends were hung over and wanted to go to the beach today. I woke up still very drunk and said "fuggitlesgotuduhbeash." We are mostly unprepared for this venture, but we w... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1405813723 | 1405818701 | t3_2b65cf | t5_2to41 | 5 | iDesaVau: TIFU by NOT watching the new Weird Al video.
genericname1231: You know the Undernet is for things other than child porn right?
You can also get drugs, guns, assassinations...
MennyC123: Also massive amounts of personal info including bank accounts, addresses, and medical info
genericname1231: True, very tr... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1405816624 | 1405827369 | t3_2b694u | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to push out more fart at work
So now I'm just sitting here, at the beach, with poop in my shorts hoping that a breeze doesn't alert anyone of my predicament.
liquid_j: Lifeguard?
genericname1231: Poopguard.
kingtoshiro: What if he had to save someone
| 4 | 3 | |
1405812572 | 1405863594 | t3_2b63pq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching up my ex's best friend... while holding my ex in my other arm.
I'm an 18 year old guy and recently I've been getting close again with my ex (lets call her Sarah). Her best friend (lets call her Nadia) and I have also been getting close, they both come round to mine almost everyday to chill a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1405817100 | 1405994453 | t3_2b69rj | t5_2to41 | 28 | watereol: TIFU by making an ass of myself in front of my family
I was visiting my parents and sister. I was a quiet loner growing up, always kept to myself. They would always tease me about being creepy but then that gradually grew into me being this "School Shooter" archetype because I hit all 6 cylinders and they'd a... | 7 | 4 | |
1405815501 | 1405821730 | t3_2b67pm | t5_2to41 | 17 | th0away07192014: TIFU because I moved the security camera at work
I can't believe being a long time lurker. My first POST is a TIFU post. For obvious reason, I'm using a throwaway. This is not a exciting post but a small dumb thing which is my own problem.
TFIU because I moved the security camera which was pointed di... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1405817794 | 1405823586 | t3_2b6aoo | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my tickets I was trying to sell to a homeless guy.
Me and my brother went to the neighborhood concert in Dallas but when we showed up two hours early the line was already hundreds of people long. We kept debating whether to stay and be packed into the back where we couldn't see the stage all t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1405820149 | 1405825913 | t3_2b6du2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a stripper a secret
I told her a woman had never gotten me off before and was also getting blue balls. The pain was soo bad that I could hardly walk. She, from what I could tell by both her words and body language, wanted to help. I bought a few dances for what I figured would be a good time.... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1405821022 | 1405882263 | t3_2b6ez5 | t5_2to41 | 104 | 5000dollasuit: TIFU By Swallowing Semen
It all started on a Thursday evening when a group of friends and I decided that we should all go camping for the weekend. As arranged i'd be sharing a tent with my friend, let's call him Mike. So Friday arrives and all is well we light a fire, drink some beers, go on a walk aroun... | 6 | 17.333333 | |
1405824457 | 1405851529 | t3_2b6jjt | t5_2to41 | 5 | Terry_Spargin: TIFU by drinking too much
Aintit_fun: What triggered you? Please elaborate.
Terry_Spargin: I honestly don't know. I remember drinking with my father and his friend, and having a glass of irish whisky. I am thoroughly known to be entirely off limits on whisky, it makes me throw up alway, and really unst... | 5 | 1 | |
1405825486 | 1405827021 | t3_2b6kty | t5_2to41 | 30 | Snareplayar: TIFU by texting a girl after a date...
This coworker and I have been getting really close lately. Occasionally kissing after work and texting a lot. Well, tonight we went on our first real date. Great time, at first. Her phone starts going off and she responds to every text, while I, like any good person a... | 5 | 6 | |
1405826226 | 1405828346 | t3_2b6lq3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking in on my brother with his wife doing it doggy style.
So I literally walked out of the house for a min and realize their dog got out so I brought the dog back to the house. I then proceeded to walk to the backyard where he was suppose to be starting the grill. I then see them in the position a... | 3 | 2 | |
1405826689 | 1405846816 | t3_2b6mce | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU - By being to dumb to safely wash my dishes
So, I have no bowls clean, so naturally, i go to wash them. When i go to wash them i naturally use hot water. Burning hot water. I use the Spraying Jet thing with the hose. First Fuck up: i sprayed myself with burning hot water from the hose thing. So later du... | 10 | 1.5 | |
1405825930 | 1405964241 | t3_2b6ld9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | mightbdone: TIFU by trash talking the girl I was dating to my ex gf
So here's the story.
I recently broke up with my now ex gf, the relationship wasn't working for me anymore although there was nothing majorly wrong with it (no abuse, no one cheated etc). It was one of those gut feelings people have that we just weren... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1405827822 | 1405846839 | t3_2b6nvh | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my freinds gf and my gf's best freind that she has no tits.
welp it looks like i fucked up. i was talking to my freind and he made a joke about boobs and the first thing that came to my mind to make a joke about his girlfreinds chest, which is pretty flat. and of course my freind made a fucki... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1405827088 | 1405847609 | t3_2b6mw6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By eating too much bread at once
About an hour ago, I was bussing tables at a local restaurant. Well, there's free bread that we serve to the customers as they sit down. Usually after cleaning tables, there's still some bread left over, which waiters, waitresses, and table bussers snack on in the kitche... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1405831220 | 1405886420 | t3_2b6s2a | t5_2to41 | 74 | titty_fuck_squadron: TIFU by ordering gay porn on my bosses Amazon account
Had to make a throwaway for a couple reasons...
Typical day at the office: Getting paid $28/hr to browse reddit and drink coffee for 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week. I came across a thread on 4chan about a guy who ordered a bunch of gay porn and... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1405832468 | 1405862591 | t3_2b6tj0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | WestPirate: TIFU by eating chocolate covered coffee beans right before bed
I am a dumbass. I did groceries late yesterday, and picked up a new treat of dark chocolate covered coffee beans... to have a few in the afternoons to perk me up after work. Well. As I was cooking dinner my sugar craving was off the charts and t... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1405836191 | 1405865364 | t3_2b6xfw | t5_2to41 | 39 | shittiest_scientist: TIFU by telling a kid running magnets over his computer would speed it up.
I was in a group SMS, and he said his computer had been slow. being the smartass I am, I told him he needed to run strong magnets over it a few times. I expected he would realise I was joking, but no. He asked me to come ... | 9 | 4.333333 | |
1405836326 | 1405896785 | t3_2b6xl4 | t5_2to41 | 632 | cherylishappy: TIFU by trying to prank my friend who'd left his Facebook open.
I was over at my buddy house and he had left his Facebook open. So naturally I had to mess with his status. I had been waiting so long for an opportunity because I thought I had a really decent idea. (Something I'd actually seen here on Redd... | 8 | 79 | |
1405836835 | 1405897459 | t3_2b6y25 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by swatting at a fly.
So there has been this fly hanging around the house for the past couple of hours, eluding all means of discovery and death. Dejected from my time chasing this winged unicorn, I sat down to contemplate strategy. As I sat and pondered, the crazy bastard decided to land right on top o... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1405836749 | 1405837263 | t3_2b6xzm | t5_2to41 | 3 | GreatTornado: TIFU by saying "Eeyup"
SlavicHavoc: what are you 12?
GreatTornado: I *might* be...
| 3 | 1 | |
1405839798 | 1405848756 | t3_2b70te | t5_2to41 | 28 | ScooberSteve: TIFU by having a wank
Ok so this just happened and I'm in a lot of pain right now. I have just finished preparing dinner for my wife and I while she is out. I love to cook especially spicy foods and tonight I used 2 habanero chillies. Now after preparing dinner I decided I felt like a little alone time so... | 10 | 2.8 | |
1405840283 | 1405864196 | t3_2b718l | t5_2to41 | 2 | thedudethedudegoesto: TIFU by messaging a gorgeous waitress
I've been frequenting this bar for a few weeks, and this waitress is absolutely stunning, she's a sweetheart, and after chatting with her today, I found out she went to school with someone I know. So when I got home I hopped on facebook and checled that friend... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1405839603 | 1405843193 | t3_2b70nl | t5_2to41 | 21 | sennzz: TIFU by leaving my laptop unlocked with toddler daughters
I have 3 daughters (twins of 2,5 years old and a newborn baby). The twins are a handful and although they don't really behave badly, they tend to test their limits and can be full of mischief.
I'm a It consultant and this weekend I'm doing some work fo... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1405841050 | 1405849891 | t3_2b71vm | t5_2to41 | 19 | ahomadeuhi: TIFU by hooking up with a guy wouldn't take responsibility for his own shit
Went to a party - took many many shots and ended up in the bed of a cute guy who I had known for a few hours. Story of my life post freshman year of college. We fooled around but did not have sex. I think we both passed out by 3 am.... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1405841285 | 1405939316 | t3_2b722r | t5_2to41 | 14 | forcerecon24: TIFU by getting a hand job with new lotion...
A few days ago I ran out of lotion in my house. While I was at heb I went down the aisle with the lotions and deodorant essentials. My usual stuff is kind of expensive so being broke as fuck I went with a new cheaper lotion. Fast forward to last night where my... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1405841435 | 1405843227 | t3_2b7278 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Thesatcher: TIFU by Waking My SO Up Screaming in Her Face.
Back story first, since Ive been a little kid I've had night terrors. If you don't know what those are they're pretty much your brain having a nightmare while your mind slips into a twilight sleep. You can see most of your surroundings except for some hallucina... | 5 | 4 | |
1405843164 | 1405851068 | t3_2b73k4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU: By being horny
TIFU :(
So I'm going to make this as quick as possible for everybody
I was getting hungry and decided to get an early morning "snack".
What I ended up doing was making chicken and french fries,I end up getting horny waiting for the food to cook and get an oven mit and stick it in the... | 3 | 5 | |
1405845534 | 1405885119 | t3_2b75el | t5_2to41 | 25 | MinisterPhobia: TIFU when I became an accidental anti-Semite
I met this girl, online, a few days ago and we talked a great deal. It seemed that we had a great deal of interests in common, we were both very attracted to each other, and we could hold a very good conversation with each other without it becoming a heated a... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1405847402 | 1405970298 | t3_2b76pw | t5_2to41 | 19 | tacticalsnackpack: TIFU by speed-walking with a shopping cart
So I work in retail, and I was finishing up my stray cart (basically putting away all of the items that shoppers abandon either at the registers or all over the store.) It was nearing closing time, and I wanted to get this shit done. I was on my way up to th... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1405846708 | 1405884017 | t3_2b767u | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by deciding to help a customer.
As I was reading today's posts I remembered something that happened to me about a year or so ago. Before I begin I need to note that I am a college student that is currently working at Walmart in order to put myself through school.
It isn't too bad of a place to w... | 3 | 19 | |
1405849522 | 1405879473 | t3_2b786m | t5_2to41 | 837 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my son and his friend watch Planet of the Apes
I_hate_the_dove: That bully deserved it. Your kid and his friend are awesome.
Math_Undergrad: No. That bully didn't deserve it. He was a kid who might be seriously injured.
ImBetterThan_You: kid just got a valuable lesson on actions and reac... | 9 | 93 | |
1405851236 | 1405898256 | t3_2b799m | t5_2to41 | 10 | okaytothrowaway2: TIFU by looking though my girlfriend phone
who_you_with: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Not cool to go through it, but now you know. Everyone has a right to a secret part of their life, if only in their head.
okaytothrowaway2: It's not just the dudes hitting on her constantly that I'm bothered ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1405859160 | 1405860593 | t3_2b7etf | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by having an open relationship...
I'm pretty sure I've fucked up.
So, my girlfriend and I are into the whole open relationship thing. We had been quietly looking for a party to go to and meet other swingers. We weren't looking to actually hook up at our first party, we just wanted to hang out and get ... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1405856453 | 1405876611 | t3_2b7cu5 | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by not disposing my used tissues properly, hence letting my dog eat my cum.
So today I had a grand old choking of the chicken, which resulted in a mass of, erm, 'used' tissues. Now normally I take them to the bathroom and flush these bad boys down to avoid overly invasive parents, but in the clas... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1405860588 | 1405868518 | t3_2b7fze | t5_2to41 | 19 | Sellout2014: TIFU By getting toothpaste on my asshole
So yesterday morning I finished a my 14th straight nightshift. It must be said this is not part of my normal work pattern, and im feeling extremely tired, as I always wake up at midday, and not start my shift till 6pm. This longer than usual roster has given my body... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1405861524 | 1405994676 | t3_2b7gsd | t5_2to41 | 648 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunken figure skating naked in front of a young family
This happened years ago when I was about 19 and still living in Colombia but I thought people would like it.
A long time ago I got asked by some incredibly attractive male company of mine to come to their house for a barbecue to celebrate Colom... | 21 | 30.857143 | |
1405861518 | 1405903756 | t3_2b7gs6 | t5_2to41 | 90 | RadicalHammers: TIFU by telling my Dad where to go.
Little back story.
I'm 23 and iv been fat since I was 14. Only in the past two years have i tried to make a change.
The past month I've been working out in my backyard doing weights. My sister and my Mother have joined in to get healthy as well.
So there I was d... | 9 | 10 | |
1405860500 | 1406156991 | t3_2b7fwp | t5_2to41 | 153 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my best friend a cock shot.
This happened roughly two months ago.
I'm a guy in his twenties. I decided to get quite drunk on a Thursday night and before I knew it I was on backpage.com looking at prostitutes. Drunken me would realistically never get a prostitute, but it's fun to browse and ... | 12 | 12.75 | |
1405862150 | 1405899770 | t3_2b7hdf | t5_2to41 | 1,491 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too nice
So for some backstory I've been letting one of my friends crash at my place for about a month now so he can be closer to his job. (He was working 5 minutes away, lived an hour plus away and drove a diesel truck so it wasnt very economical) So he's been staying for about a month with me... | 16 | 93.1875 | |
1405864355 | 1405943778 | t3_2b7jjw | t5_2to41 | 607 | jnpose: TIFU by trying to speak German
I am an American visiting Germany for July and slowly learning German.
I was on a bus trying to communicate with a kind older man. We had reached the limit of my ability to converse in German but I didn't want to stop talking, so I got creative.
I wanted to ask the man what he... | 10 | 60.7 | |
1405868179 | 1405870427 | t3_2b7o08 | t5_2to41 | 6 | potentialhijabi1: TIFU by Googling.
This is actually a fuck-up which happened over the course of two or so weeks. I was at work waiting for the shift to start and normally I'll chat to anyone else waiting.
This day I'd been chatting with two other people about something to do with airport security and specifically bo... | 3 | 2 | |
1405871454 | 1405873435 | t3_2b7sbw | t5_2to41 | 4 | ShamedConfused: tifu by dressing as a woman and having sex with the man by girlfriend cheated on me with.
bakPackRap: Yeah, man, you're bisexual. You enjoyed being "plowed" in the ass.
ShamedConfused: But is this necessarily bisexual?
calls_you_racist-: Maybe bi-curious
0hnoesazombie: Now he's bi-furious
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1405871165 | 1405958315 | t3_2b7ryj | t5_2to41 | 5 | fahkfahkfahk: TIFU by having dirty laundry
Let's start this off by saying that I'm a long time lurker, this is my first post, I'm on my phone, blah blah, so please forgive me for any mistakes. Moving on.
Backstory: I'm 17, I live in the Bible Belt, and my mom has ALWAYS been extremely adamant about me not having sex.... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1405878657 | 1405911714 | t3_2b7sfd | t5_2to41 | 243 | vjfalk: I shaid no wun undershtands me
attehh: http://i.imgur.com/bElxzpB.jpg
TristanDD: I knew before I even clicked the link.
anonymus1209: Ha me too.
ssjkriccolo: I thought it was going to be Sean Connery
thefak: It was Elvis, right?
Waffleradio: Don't give it away noob
| 7 | 34.714286 | |
1405874562 | 1405924586 | t3_2b7wqo | t5_2to41 | 2,971 | SuppressiveFire: TIFU by almost getting my dick bitten off
So, there I was. My girlfriend in front of me about to give me the long awaited blowjob I've been dreaming of (I've been away for 2 weeks on business). I ended up getting really lucky, my girlfriend has no gag reflex, so oral sex is absolutely amazing. Now, I'v... | 8 | 371.375 | |
1405874749 | 1406021809 | t3_2b7x0l | t5_2to41 | 393 | FiskN: TIFU by jerking off four times before the GF came over.
So here I am fresh out of work, and feeling horny as shit. My GF is off at some graduation celebration about two hours away. So I'm under the perception that we aren't going to meet up that day. I'm beat from the night before due to drinking vodka with her ... | 7 | 56.142857 | |
1405875024 | 1405876080 | t3_2b7xf2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting in my contact lenses
The previous night I had some inferno heat level wings from the local pizza joint. These wings don't fuck around. I eat spicy food on a regular basis and these wings make me break out into a sweat and my mouth burns for a good 10 minutes. Quite delicious.
After I was don... | 4 | 2 | |
1405876259 | 1405917522 | t3_2b7z7y | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my arm around a girl
This happened about 2 months ago, with a girl that goes to my high school. A little background on me is that I'm not someone who is known to always get the ladies, or usually have that much success with them. However in this case this girl and I really clicked, conversati... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1405876143 | 1405963163 | t3_2b7z1e | t5_2to41 | 297 | oblioandthepoint: TIFU by not playing along with a 4 year old.
I work backstage at a theatre and one of the other employees has a 4 year old that is frequently in and around the theatre. The kid was pretty much born and raised in the place and sits in the booth for every performance quietly and dutifully coloring in he... | 8 | 37.125 | |
1405876478 | 1405877624 | t3_2b7zji | t5_2to41 | 8 | ReallyBadAtSpelling: TIFU by not doing the midterm for a class I'm doing good in.
For the past couple of weeks, I've been killing it in this summer school class. It's not a subject I like, but it's a prof I like and have had before, she appreciates good discussion and rewards students with extra-credit for extracurricu... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1405877097 | 1405901187 | t3_2b80g7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by cleaning my mom's toilet.
I was cleaning my mom's bathroom.
I finished by cleaning her toilet and wiping down the inside of the toilet clean with comet. I flushed the toilet and started using the toilet water to rinse the wash cloth and accidentally let go. Washcloth went down the toilet. Our plu... | 8 | 2 | |
1405877532 | 1405939984 | t3_2b812v | t5_2to41 | 7 | justplainsour: TIFU by being a miserable fuck a faking being deaf
I am not a big people person. Generally I find them ignorant and irritating so I avoid them as much as possible. Today, for some odd reason, I went to do a small amount of laundry in the laundry room in the middle of the day, something I rarely, if ever,... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1405878487 | 1405895037 | t3_2b82hb | t5_2to41 | 28 | i_forgot_my_towel: TIFU by going to visit my family..
So, I guess technical I fucked up yesterday, when we flew in to take my very shy toddler to visit my side of the family.
Almost as soon as we got here, tensions heated up because my Very Shy Toddler (VST) didn't instantly warm up to everyone. Cue 2 hours of him sta... | 4 | 7 | |
1405873780 | 1405957404 | t3_2b7vjq | t5_2to41 | 27 | RumpelStiltskin0: TIFU by making a kid with special needs eat 5 yoghurts in a "Yoghurt Off"
So this happened maybe a week ago not today. Let me set the scene first, I am doing a residential stay at a college for a government funded scheme to give kids something to put on their CV. The college that we are staying at for... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1405879524 | 1405882197 | t3_2b842t | t5_2to41 | 8 | redheaddreadhead: TIFU By announcing someone's vehicle was being towed and it was my trainer.
Well, this happened about two weeks ago and I feel okay to tell it now.
I started this new job for some side income and the only position they had was a hostess. So my first day, I meet up with my trainer whom seemed pretty ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1405881190 | 1405928412 | t3_2b86q1 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by not waking my BF up in time
19 minutes ago, I fucked up.
My BF loves Dota2 and it's currently time for The International 4. It's also 92°F outside and hence, he doesn't sleep well at night. A few hours ago, he falls asleep on the couch in front of the AC, and I let him sleep, figuring he needs the s... | 11 | 2.818182 | |
1405879258 | 1405928146 | t3_2b83nx | t5_2to41 | 147 | Throwitawayyyo: TIFU by saying yes.
Before I get into this, please be aware that my formatting is going to be terrible and my thoughts may not flow well between paragraphs. I'm not in the best state of mind while writing this. I apologize if this is better suited for one of the many relationship subreddits as well. INB... | 8 | 18.375 | |
1405883810 | 1405885043 | t3_2b8ayi | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by wiping my ass with poison ivy
Actually happened a few years back, but I figured now is as good a time as any to share.
So a few summers back I was playing soccer for my local team at a small sports complex in the evening. And during said game I was hit by an irresistible urge to empty my bowel. I ra... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1405882984 | 1405946926 | t3_2b89o5 | t5_2to41 | 391 | [deleted]: TIFU by relieving myself in an elevator
A group of about eight of us were on a company trip and staying in a decent enough hotel. After we exhausted the happy hour and free bar food, we made preparations to head out.
Something shifted in my stomach.
"Hold on guys, lemme go to my room real quick."
Walking... | 7 | 55.857143 | |
1405885267 | 1405885723 | t3_2b8d9t | t5_2to41 | 12 | Nickemjay: TIFU by riding my bike past a basketball court.
So this happened a few months ago, but I thought it would fit well here.
I had been riding a fixed gear bicycle for about 6 months already. For those of you who aren't aware of what a fixed gear bike is, it is one where the pedals and the back tire are connect... | 3 | 4 | |
1405886118 | 1405893252 | t3_2b8elf | t5_2to41 | 24 | Agent_Rikke: TIFU by leaving my phone downstairs.
I stayed up late last night playing videogames. I've been looking for a job so by habit, I've been keeping my phone on me at all times.
When I finally went to bed, my arms were full and I only realized that I left my phone downstairs when I got to my room.
"No worrie... | 4 | 6 |
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