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1405885594 | 1405908088 | t3_2b8dro | t5_2to41 | 9 | turntrout101: TIFU by accidentally squeezing the insides of a chrysalis all over my neck...
This happened a few weeks ago on today, Sunday. I awoke later than usual and panicked because we had less than an hour to get ready and get to church. I frantically ran down stairs to look and see who was already up, only my dad... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1405886921 | 1405925526 | t3_2b8ftk | t5_2to41 | 13 | itshisfaultimhere: TIFU by almost poisoning my boyfriend.
So me and my boyfriend are sitting in his room and he asks me to get him a glass of water.
I say sure and go into the kitchen and fill his glass with water when I see the salt container.
I thought it would be pretty funny to prank him by mixing some salt in it... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1405877965 | 1405890150 | t3_2b81ql | t5_2to41 | 10 | Tahns: TIFU on my brother's almost brand new motorcycle
My brother just bought a motorcycle off eBay. It was almost brand new, had only 600 miles on it. He had bought it a week ago and *had just picked it up that day.* He stopped at my place and was showing it to me.
Now, I have my motorcycle license, but I haven't ac... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1405877714 | 1405905492 | t3_2b81cy | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU by slipping during sex (NSFW)
This story isn't from today, but I thought you might all appreciate it.
A little while ago my wife and I were in bed and started to fool around... I ended up on top of her, but was in the mood to tease her. So after about 15 minutes of hand and tongue work, she was at the ... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1405894456 | 1406165434 | t3_2b8r48 | t5_2to41 | 31 | kittydeenomite: TIFU by losing my shit at the vet's office.
My dog, Dex, is a spaz toward other dogs. He isn't mean, he just flips out barking all Cujo style with hackles up at the sight of another canine. Dex is a big lab/pitt mix so he terrifies people and dogs when he acts like this.
We pulled up to the vet's off... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1405894379 | 1405923879 | t3_2b8qzu | t5_2to41 | 23 | idkstuff12: TIFU by letting my girlfriend confront my mom.
So for awhile now my family has seriously not liked my girlfriend. Every now and again they make fun of her and it really gets to me and makes me insecure in my relationship. The other day everyone essentially said that she shouldn't have kids because she wou... | 10 | 2.3 | |
1405895641 | 1405897995 | t3_2b8sv7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Saxxon571: TIFU I said yes to 4 girls at the same time
So i have been talking to four different girls who are all pretty nice and we share some common hobby. I have been trying to go out with one of them. BUt within the past week all of them asked me out.
In my elated emotion i thought of what my dad said that he would... | 5 | 3 | |
1405898041 | 1405898923 | t3_2b8wis | t5_2to41 | 9 | LONELY_PLS_PM: TIFU by opening my windows
So first the premise: Tomorrow I'm taking an exam. I want to sleep enough to be fit, and I studied all day in my room, where it's super hot. Usually I don't open my windows too much because fucking insects fly in here in way too large numbers. But today, because I needed fresh ... | 3 | 3 | |
1405898358 | 1405899557 | t3_2b8x0p | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu; for thinking a guy liked me
This is where the shirt storm begins, folks. So, I went on tinder thinking hey, I just graduated high school and never had a boyfriend so why not see if I can find someone on tinder who thinks I'm a keeper. Not a bad idea, right?
Well, found a guy who wanted to hangout maybe... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1405897199 | 1405908547 | t3_2b8v8d | t5_2to41 | 73 | swordsdude: TIFU On The Ride-On Mower at Work
So I work for a landscaping company and we cut the green spaces of two fairly rich communities in the area. In one of them there has been this extremely cute girl that walks by me at the exact same time every day that I'm cutting a certain area. We usually make eye contact ... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1405887977 | 1405984789 | t3_2b8hfy | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing a joke
I suppose it wasn't actually today, but back in April when I first got hired at a cake factory. We make, package and ship rum cakes.
The cakes are baked, then vacuum sealed, then put in a tin and wrapped up all fancy like.
When I started, the job was great. Everyone was super chill. T... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1405898533 | 1405905040 | t3_2b8x98 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex in a gym
So around 4ish months ago I was working for a business on a really beautiful island surrounded by beaches. All of the employees are amazing people from all over the world and we all lived in a hotel down the road with a pool, bar, lobby and gym all to ourselves. A really cute girl... | 4 | 1 | |
1405895529 | 1405979678 | t3_2b8sop | t5_2to41 | 103 | bolitebriga: TIFU by not paying attention to a bad horror movie
A little backstory first: My GF is very scared of horror movies and refuses to watch them. She also suffers from panic attacks, but they happen quite rarely and I have not known this until last night.
Onto the fuck up. We are watching some action film on ... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1405900326 | 1405979742 | t3_2b8zwx | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my overly religious dad what I truly feel
Hello everyone, this fuck up is not a today but a culmination of the time it takes to fall for someone. I don't know where to start but I feel like I fucked up so royally and I want to vent it somewhere.
Before I begin I will offer a background:
I a... | 21 | 2.047619 | |
1405900298 | 1405957799 | t3_2b8zvl | t5_2to41 | 5 | El_Miyagi: TIFU by not going to a club
Hey reddit, this is my first TIFU post. Little backstory here I work graveyard shift (10pm to 6am), it was my birthday on Wednesday and I had to work Tuesday through Saturday nights.
One of my coworkers is a very great friend of mine, we've become like brother and sister since we... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1405902494 | 1405906246 | t3_2b935j | t5_2to41 | 51 | basicallydriftwood: TIFU by accidentally calling my bf's mom
This actually happened today. Go figure.
My boyfriend and I are a long distance couple, and so usually call each other in the morning for ~5 mins before we start our respective days. This weekend, my boyfriend visited his home for a family gathering (his gr... | 3 | 17 | |
1405902737 | 1406289403 | t3_2b93j7 | t5_2to41 | 28 | TrishyMay: TIFU by being fat and trying to work out.
I am overweight, hefty, whatever you prefer. I got an exercise trampoline to help change that. After having been swimming a lot lately and generally eating better, I decided to jump on it today, not for the first time. I jumped twice and metal flew from the side and ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1405903512 | 1405959557 | t3_2b94no | t5_2to41 | 1,998 | LEERROOOOYYYYY: TIFU by nailing a guy's balls to his leg. NSFW
EDIT: There is now an update everybody: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2bna8y/tifu_by_nailing_a_guys_balls_to_his_leg_nsfw/
Building a short interior wall for a house with my crew, hear somebody call my name just as I'm about to shoot a nail through... | 10 | 199.8 | |
1405906904 | 1405924036 | t3_2b99o6 | t5_2to41 | 78 | instantaneous_regret: TIFU by almost drowning my boyfriend (NSFW)
My boyfriend wanted to 69 today, which is one of our favorite positions so of course I went for it. I didn't consider that I'd been extra sensitive all day and that he knows how to take care of me, sure enough he made me cum in record time, so quickly I... | 8 | 9.75 | |
1405907004 | 1405954202 | t3_2b99t9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | CharNieUbs: TIFU by calling my fiance stupid...
So today, while in a drunken but still coherent of my actions/wordsa stupor, my fiance and I began to argue. During the argument she said something really dumb and the fact that she didn't acknowledge how dumb it sounded astounded me. She kept pressing my buttons and I ev... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1405908809 | 1405915332 | t3_2b9ciy | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By not fully having sex.
A week ago me and my SO were having sexy time. I don't get to see her quite often since she lives in another state. I finally had a weekend of privacy with her and we get going at it. Me being the paranoid careful person, I buy soldier killing lubed protection. Normally when we ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1405909790 | 1405932249 | t3_2b9dzs | t5_2to41 | 11 | DrunkenGolfer: TIFU by inviting a cum guzzler to a work function in a foreign country.
I am in Argentina on a training course. The attendees are all from various Latin American countries including Chile, Columbia, Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Ecuador, Nicaragua. All are native Spanish speakers except for me and the gir... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1405911142 | 1405999686 | t3_2b9fzo | t5_2to41 | 21 | Poochiepie: TIFU: by introducing a friend to marijuana
Yesterday I baked pot cookies with a friend, he had come to me previously and mentioned that he had never smoked marijuana before-but would really like to try it. After debating with myself for a couple days i decided what the hell, why not? So we decided to watch ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1405911339 | 1405960464 | t3_2b9g98 | t5_2to41 | 304 | newmexicosky: TIFU by almost getting raped.
A bunch of friends and I went camping this weekend by a well known party river. There are hundreds and hundreds of people floating down the river drinking and smoking and having a grand ol time.
On the second day we went down to the river beach and set up our chairs, cooler ... | 8 | 38 | |
1405914220 | 1405934267 | t3_2b9kgq | t5_2to41 | 185 | salasc: TIFU by sleeping with my best friend
My best friend and I went to a party last night with friends, we had agreed to us both stay at her place as the party was too far away from my house. When we got back to her place we got in the same bed (as she requested it) and cuddled like we have done countless times befo... | 4 | 46.25 | |
1405914387 | 1405918909 | t3_2b9kpj | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally fucking my girlfriend's twin sister (NSFW)
This happened about 3 years ago and not a day has gone by without it haunting me. I hope this post doesnt get me into trouble, but it would be nice to put it behind me.
For the sake of understanding here is what we will call everyone-
Me= Bob... | 3 | 5 | |
1405914794 | 1405916569 | t3_2b9lag | t5_2to41 | 10 | Cthulhu179: TIFU Crashed grandfather's new car into garage
This happened a few years ago.
My grandparents have a country house and my brothers and I go up there all the time. My grandpa had been teaching me to drive for a few years (I am 12 at this point) and had just bought a new car, (expensive Audi) so just like e... | 10 | 1 | |
1405915844 | 1405921054 | t3_2b9ms6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a birthday party
This didn't happen today, but last night.
Some back story: Me and this girl have been very close friends since middle school (I'm a junior in high school now) and we lost contact for about 2 years and got reconnected only because I accidentally let Kik "find my friends".
... | 3 | 4 | |
1405917587 | 1405948711 | t3_2b9oxs | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by introducing a virus to my computer
We all know how it goes. You're browsing the NSFW boards late at night, you're tired, and that link *started* with an "I"...
Then, you realize your mistake. You close the window as fast as you can, but it was too late. "Java has an update" it says.
I freak out ove... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1405918799 | 1405919310 | t3_2b9qhg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by Accidentally Insulting a Girl's Ass
I didn't fuck up today, but rather a few days ago. Until today, I was too sick about the situation to talk about it. Now that some time has passed, I can see the humor in it and am ready to share the story of my unbelievable obliviousness.
I'm a bit of a mercenary... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1405918557 | 1405952899 | t3_2b9q5q | t5_2to41 | 51 | theyareamongus: TIFU My friend's 3 year relationship, and our friendship
Today I was in a mall buying some things when I spotted my best friend with a close girl friend he has. My best friend's girlfriend is extremely paranoid and jealous, they had fights over this girl in the past and it was becoming a real issue, so ... | 3 | 17 | |
1405920661 | 1405923298 | t3_2b9sqh | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl out for the first time.
So there was this girl I had met a few weeks back and I recently began hanging out with her a lot. When I doing stuff with her I thought I saw a lot of signs that she liked me too. I've always been afraid of getting rejected which is a main reason why I hadn't as... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1405905756 | 1406559926 | t3_2b97z6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Zethyre: TIFU by pulling the wrong chord
So I wake up a bit before 6 to get ready for work and its still pretty dark out. I go to the bathroom and then come back into my room, That's then I see it. This fucking huge spider hanging from my ceiling fan blade. There isn't much light but this thing is big enough that i see... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1405906294 | 1405989727 | t3_2b98sj | t5_2to41 | 11 | PrincessPenelopeJr: TIFU by thinking someone was speaking Spanish.
This didn't happen today but still. I was on campus waiting for my next class minding my own business when a foreign looking girl comes up to me and starts talking. I was taken off guard and didn't understand what she was saying and it sounded like a di... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1405920286 | 1406082959 | t3_2b9sau | t5_2to41 | 37 | wjack12: TIFU by costing my company almost $5,000 in shrinkage.
About a week ago, two women came into the retailer I work at to buy some prepaid debit cards. Quite unusually, they come to my register to buy their cards, even though I work the sporting department and we don't have those types of cards anywhere near our ... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1405892560 | 1405953783 | t3_2b8ob1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | suigenic: TIFU by being a weeaboo.
I really like this boy's love game Dramatical Murder, which finally got its own anime and on today's episode two of my favorite characters kissed. I got emotional and cried a little. It was amazing.
I then realized that I was sitting next to my partner, who I had just gotten over a f... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1405923696 | 1405931445 | t3_2b9w1f | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my jetski and water damaging $2000 of electronics
So it was about a half hour before sundown and due to the lack of light emitted by a jet ski you can not be out at dark. So my sister and I decided to bring in the Jet ski (Jetski? same thing.) in and drive home and leave my parents on the la... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1405925346 | 1405927204 | t3_2b9xs7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | B00MSL4NG: TIFU By checking to see if the stove burner was on.
I had just turned on the stove to make noodles and I wasn't sure if I turned on the right one. I could have looked at the knob to see which one it was, but instead my dumbass self decided to place my finger on hot burner.
NOT_ah_BOT: Elaborate more? How ba... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1405933485 | 1405959784 | t3_2ba4uv | t5_2to41 | 366 | MarinaAquamarina: TIFU by almost killing my best friend's niece
I spent a really lovely day out with my best friend, Carl, his parents and his niece, Laura, who is 5. I'm a total kid person and Laura spent the day attached to me like a limpet.
We finished our day out and were walking back to Carl's for some dinner. C... | 9 | 40.666667 | |
1405937856 | 1405988647 | t3_2ba8h1 | t5_2to41 | 135 | EmperorMirk: TIFU when a duck bit my willy (slightly NSFW)
So about 18 months ago I received two ducklings as a present. One turned out to be a Khaki Campbell and the other a Pekin. But that's beside the point.
Anyway, each morning I go outside and open their cage and then give the ducks some food. Most days I'll let ... | 4 | 33.75 | |
1405943075 | 1406123993 | t3_2bad5k | t5_2to41 | 13,246 | darkruby45: TIFU by pretending to be gay
So my coworker (call him Jeff) is asexual, but his parents kept trying to get him a girlfriend. When he kept rejecting them, his parents eventually asked if he was gay. He decided to pretend he was and said he was already seeing a coworker and then asked me to pretend to be with... | 15 | 883.066667 | |
1405946151 | 1405960849 | t3_2bagdb | t5_2to41 | 25 | lori1119: TIFU by yelling at a woman who probably just really loves dogs
My husband and I went out for a Sunday afternoon drive with our two dogs - Brutus, an American Bulldog, and Louis, a Bichon Frise. I drive a Subaru Forester and they are in the trunk area, restrained in there by a metal divider so they cannot jum... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1405946266 | 1405946569 | t3_2bagiq | t5_2to41 | 7 | ShadyKnight-: TIFU by almost starting a forest fire.
This happened many years ago, something like 7 but this [comment
](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2bab9u/whats_something_easy_to_start_but_hard_to_stop/cj3bg5w?context=3) reminded me of it.
So, it's summer, I have a fractured ankle so don't go out much ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1405948653 | 1406059589 | t3_2bajfe | t5_2to41 | 50 | ultrahybonetical: TIFU by letting a very attractive girl 3 years older than me walk away after she talked to me first.
A quick bit of scene setting, me and my ex broke up about 2 months ago and I've been having a hard time and just getting to terms with it. We had actually had an argument the same day because she didn'... | 5 | 10 | |
1405940381 | 1405961937 | t3_2baamj | t5_2to41 | 6 | nahleaveit: Tifu by disposing of a vodka bottle and getting caught by the police
Like most of the stories here, this story did not happen today but stems from a couple of months back.
My parents had decided to go on holiday to Paris with my sister for the weekend and I had somehow convinced them to leave me behind to... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1405951565 | 1405962720 | t3_2bangk | t5_2to41 | 7 | btmiexclamationpoint: TIFU by underestimating edibles and puking on my shoes
This was actually Saturday night, but nonetheless, I was on my way to a party, and about 45 minutes prior, I had about half of a very VERY potent cookie from a batch that my friend had made previously that day. I was starting to feel it once ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1405955009 | 1405958425 | t3_2bat0b | t5_2to41 | 35 | sprepper: TIFU i puked on his penis D:
Hes just left my house and im mortified im hoping this is like therapy..
Ive been seeing a guy for not long at all and today was only the second time we've had sex... I was acting strange when he came round because I have the shits and was nervous to do anything in case something ... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1405957597 | 1405975229 | t3_2baxhl | t5_2to41 | 5,662 | HiMyNameIsBoard: TIFU By letting my son watch "Transformers"
So it wasn't today but last week. My son is 6 years old and has recently become obsessed with cars and robots, so being an idiot I thought it would be great to show him the transformers movie. Now I have not seen the movie in a few years. And I don't know if ... | 20 | 283.1 | |
1405956063 | 1405970923 | t3_2baurr | t5_2to41 | 585 | Misty_Ravenclaw: TIFU by stepping out if my classroom.
Today I fucked up by misjudging a class of 9 year olds. I'm an elementary school teacher at an ESL (English as a second language) school and this particular class wrapped for the semester as of today.
Just to fill you in:these kids are not the little angels they f... | 7 | 83.571429 | |
1405961153 | 1406000010 | t3_2bb3yc | t5_2to41 | 92 | LordJaybus: TIFU by giving a giving fat girl my seat on the train
So it's the rush hour morning commute on the subway. I usually get a seat because I get on near the end/beginning of the line. All the seats usually get taken fairly quickly and so, being a healthy young person, I habitually glance around every few stops... | 6 | 15.333333 | |
1405957641 | 1405979847 | t3_2baxk3 | t5_2to41 | 106 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting baby powder on my balls.
So this happened over the weekend. I enjoy the occasional splash of baby powder on my puppies because it feels amazing is why, and I had done it before heading over to hang out with a good friend of mine. So we're shootin the shit when she asked if I wanted to go in h... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1405960456 | 1405962726 | t3_2bb2pi | t5_2to41 | 13 | Ephidrineon: TIFU by dropping gear worth $12000
Here in germany, you have something called "evaluation weeks". That's two weeks before summer vacation, where you have to work in a company instead of going to school if you're 16 years old and in 10th grade.
I work at a rental company for audio and event gear. The day ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1405962186 | 1406021948 | t3_2bb5yy | t5_2to41 | 339 | ScribNScratch: TIFU by learning what NSFW means at work.
So if you couldn't tell already, I'm rather new to Reddit. I discovered it through a friend and it has become my steadfast companion through my workday as an intern.
Well, there I was, browsing through the endless ocean of pictures, links and stories and I come ... | 9 | 37.666667 | |
1405964803 | 1406146567 | t3_2bbazk | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming into a sock
TL;DR: Ants swarmed my semen.
So I was watching YouTube videos and was about to start watching a movie, Looper. I decided I wanted to jack off before hand, so I pulled up this amazing list I have hot, redhead pornstars. I pulled up a few videos and got busy. Skipped around a few ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1405962948 | 1405965771 | t3_2bb7h4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | dayladavid: TIFU by throwing a frisbee
This happened a few days ago.
I attended this camping trip organized by my uncle's church. The only other person my age was my uncle's wife's nephew, so I guess he's my cousin or something. Anyways, the whole camp of about 100 people go down to a lake for a swim. My cousin can't... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1405913629 | 1405976029 | t3_2b9jmf | t5_2to41 | 4 | Only_Want_The_IDs: TIFU by losing a bank deposit pouch
This happened a few hours ago. In the interest of full disclosure I didn't lose it, and it wasn't on its way to or from a bank. Sorry for the misleading title, and sorry if this isn't the best sub for this but I don't know what else to do.
A little backstory, my... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1405964366 | 1405967311 | t3_2bba5n | t5_2to41 | 3 | witchsbrew: TIFU: By wearing a white dress shirt and trying to eat spaghetti
And got marinara sauce all over myself and probably ruined the shirt.
Utopiophile: salt gets out tomato stains. Just get some warm salty water and dab the spot or soak it in some before you wash it to loosen the stain up.
witchsbrew: Thanks, ... | 3 | 1 | |
1405963576 | 1405966314 | t3_2bb8o9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | SexyPancake1: TIFU by puking while jacking off
This actually happened last night but that doesn't matter.
I haven't been feeling the best lately and have been throwing up and all of that other shit that happens when your sick. It's been a while since i made the blind man cry so i figured that right before i go to bed ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1405960838 | 1405977728 | t3_2bb3dd | t5_2to41 | 46 | PatchesOhoulihann: TIFU by stepping on a full beer can in the fire pit.
This actually happened on Saturday this past weekend. So, we were having a bonfire party for my roommate's birthday this past weekend. All was well. Many drinks were had, cigars were smoked, jello shots were taken, beer pong was played and whiskey ... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1405967678 | 1405972361 | t3_2bbght | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing my girlfriend to a strip club
Saturday Night. Me and the girlfriend were having dinner and drinks, discussing what to do for the rest of the night, when she suggested we hit up a strip club. Fuck yes. Now my girlfriend is a kind soul. She's really sweet, innocent, wouldn't hurt a fly if it l... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1405966323 | 1405970517 | t3_2bbdsh | t5_2to41 | 9 | AcaelusTheNightAngel: TIFU by driving 4 hours to see her.
So it was a normal Saturday night with the one exception that my girlfriend had totally blown me off last weekend when I drove 7 hours to go stay with her. Everything was going well between us, long story short she didn't show up at the hotel. So I was obviously... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1405967004 | 1406053826 | t3_2bbf6h | t5_2to41 | 1,682 | boxblasta: TIFU by not checking the peephole.
This is a long one, but it gets good.
2 years ago, I was very hungover on a summer saturday in Manhattan. A girl I was seeing at the time was angrily getting her things together and proceeded to storm out of the apartment, which was shared by myself and four other guys. My... | 9 | 186.888889 | |
1405969436 | 1406021645 | t3_2bbjxd | t5_2to41 | 177 | throoowawaaay5713: TIFU by having sex with one of my best friend's sister
This happened a couple of days ago so I'll start off with a little bit of background story.
We are a group of boy who usually go camping every summer and this year we were fortunate enough to be able to borrow a vacation house. Being 20 years o... | 14 | 12.642857 | |
1405970427 | 1406004576 | t3_2bbluf | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a homeless man money
So long story short I was walking back to my car and noticed a homeless man. I had some extra money in my wallet and decided, why not? So I went to him and gave him some money. He was very grateful and shook my hand. As I walk away I hear a, "Hey". I turn around as a polic... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1405971255 | 1405996988 | t3_2bbnhx | t5_2to41 | 11 | ewoksintoabar: TIFU by going to a website. NSFW
Nandabun: "Don't go here." Here's the link.
PuffTheMagicDragn: My eyes.........
Nandabun: Meh. I have one, and I've seen so many. So much porn.. so many dicks..
PuffTheMagicDragn: As do I, but I do not relish staring at one. From multiple angles. Whilst the owner is play... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1405967953 | 1405972955 | t3_2bbh1e | t5_2to41 | 28 | cumdonor: TIFU by reaching for Astroglide in a dark bedroom and instead accidentally grabbing the almost identical feeling Purell bottle.
The two plastic bottles feel essentially the same in the dark. The only warning sign I noticed really was that the lube didn't feel as slick as usual when I squirted it onto my hand... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1405937200 | 1405978644 | t3_2ba7vu | t5_2to41 | 8 | bowmaster17: TIFU by accidentally rubbing menthol on my parts.
A little bit of background: I am pretty darn good at giving massages, and as soon as a minor pain or cramp comes up, I'm called into action.
Today it was my grandma, who is diabetic and gets horrible leg pains. Nothing a little menthol and some well plac... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1405972589 | 1405975677 | t3_2bbq30 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by molesting my GF's [37yo] sister, and she liked it
So, GF went to bed early. Me and Sis are good at drinking and proceeded to try to out drink each other. one thing led to another and after several times of each of us helping one another off the floor we both end up on the couch. Her legs across my la... | 4 | 2 | |
1405974703 | 1405978163 | t3_2bbu7u | t5_2to41 | 11 | justa-bloke: TIFU by gunning it to let a tailgater through.
So I was being tailgated dangerously close by some idiot behind me. I've speed up to make a window for him to get out from behind me.
It just so happened to be that I did that as I got off bridge which is a steep decent. It also so happened that there was a ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1405974267 | 1405976101 | t3_2bbtbm | t5_2to41 | 37 | Mozzarellala: TIFU by getting drunk for the first time
I work as a beach lifeguard. Its my first year, so me and my other first year guards are labeled as Rookies. Its a tradition that the rookies throw a huge party for the senior guards, however the main goal of the party is to have the senior guards get us rookies FU... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1405974640 | 1406004419 | t3_2bbu34 | t5_2to41 | 46 | thenosebreaker: TIFU by turning poundtown into a crime scene out of a SAW movie
Very new to reddit and I remember wishing I would never have something to post here but lo and behold 1 week later I believe it’s my duty to share this.
So, context: last friday night me, my brother, my cousin and a very good friend who ha... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1405974896 | 1406011863 | t3_2bbun0 | t5_2to41 | 67 | redwagon76: TIFU by accidentally posting a filthy definition of "cuddle puddle" in a Facebook conversation regarding the death of a family member.
One of my more distant relatives passed somewhat unexpectedly a few days ago. It wasn't a huge deal because none of us knew him too well. However, my mother wanted to infor... | 6 | 11.166667 | |
1405975732 | 1406011354 | t3_2bbwcm | t5_2to41 | 346 | squirrelthrowaway: TIFU by giving my mother-in-law a blanket.
My mother-in-law is not a smart woman.
I am constantly amazed at her ability to fuck things up. She moved a homeless woman into her house when my husband was a teen, and when we remodeled our house, she dumped two gallons of paint down the stairs and then p... | 10 | 34.6 | |
1405976392 | 1406004203 | t3_2bbxlr | t5_2to41 | 13 | grandeldersloth: TIFU by trying to make friends online.
I used to have a really hard time making friends in the past. I just didnt know what to say and was awkward around most people. I did enjoy video games in my spare time and I was encouraged by a couple of people to try online gaming to meet friends. They told me t... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1405972651 | 1405978640 | t3_2bbq87 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Theige: TIFU by linking all my friends to the LinkedIn profiles of the 5 girls I've been seeing
joannacullen: Yep! You and your friends can turn that function off, but that will mean that you can't see who looks at your profile. It's a two-way street or nothing.
What did the girls do as a result of your friends looki... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1405976948 | 1406011233 | t3_2bbyn1 | t5_2to41 | 22 | SquidOil: TIFU By accidentally leaving hentai open
So i am male, 16 years old common porn viewing age of course,
and i'm sitting on my computer selecting things to fap to later
when i hear the door handle i quickly press the show desktop on the bottom right of the screen and in my panic i press it twice and i was
sitti... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1405976855 | 1405989801 | t3_2bbyh8 | t5_2to41 | 100 | yolandachilldafuxout: TIFU by having sex in my tiny car in a public park.
This happened last summer, but I recently discovered this subreddit.
Anyway, I was fuck buddies (friends with benefits, sex friends, whatever you want to call it) with this guy for a while last summer while I was home from college. Because I'm ... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1405982046 | 1406060754 | t3_2bc7yp | t5_2to41 | 267 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my bosses spoiled daughter a skank
Today, my boss brought in her spoiled, pretentious daughter to work. All day, this 15-17year old girl sat around the office complaining of EVERYTHING. She made fun of my shoes. She made fun of the mailroom staff. Meanwhile she was dressed like she was in a h... | 7 | 38.142857 | |
1405971382 | 1406001660 | t3_2bbnqv | t5_2to41 | 11 | lies_deception: TIFU by losing my friends
A while ago I was very depressed. During that time, my friends stood by me through everything. But I could see the toll I was taking on them. I was hurting them and bothering them and annoying them. I lied that I was seeing a therapist. I made so many things up for that. Long s... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1405985045 | 1406041987 | t3_2bcd8i | t5_2to41 | 16 | Joolieah: TIFU by making a 79 year old woman clean up my pee.
To begin, a little bit about myself. I'm a 16 year old girl who lives in a one story house in Texas. My best friend, Caroline, moved to Maryland at the end of 8th grade year, but we've kept in touch and visit each other at every opportunity. This summer i... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1405986726 | 1406048667 | t3_2bcg2g | t5_2to41 | 229 | Hopopoto: TIFU by having rough sex with my drunken GF
This one happened over the weekend but we're still dealing with it.
My GF had been hanging out at the pool with a friend and I met them out our house after work on Friday. Once I walked in, she unwittingly started her go to "drunk move". Essentially, she thinks sh... | 5 | 45.8 | |
1405991773 | 1406002054 | t3_2bcohr | t5_2to41 | 93 | calvinswagg: TIFU by taking a shit in a urinal
[deleted]: the men who stayed are now your bathroom brothers
KennyFulgencio: band of bathroom brothers
| 3 | 31 | |
1405990267 | 1406068306 | t3_2bclz6 | t5_2to41 | 4,146 | Clod2: TIFU by letting my girlfriend play the Sims 3
This was a little while ago, but whatever. So I've been dating this girl for a few months now and we're just chilling at my place like we usually do. I load up the ol' computer to put on a film for us and, as per usual while booting, steam loads up. So she looks at m... | 12 | 345.5 | |
1405991624 | 1405995296 | t3_2bco8g | t5_2to41 | -5 | [deleted]: TIFU By Answering An Email
So. I'm like a good half of the population that has a crazy ex that just wants back into my life or whatever. I have him blocked on my phone, on my FB, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and anything else social except my email.
Every once in a while he'll message me saying he misses m... | 4 | -1.25 | |
1405997204 | 1406010276 | t3_2bcsnj | t5_2to41 | 10 | UNDERCOVER_NSA_AGENT: That makes me feel a little better
spankthepunkpink: only a little? Allow me to elaborate then.
Both of our Dad's are old school army/air force tough guys, we were also high I should mention, they were not happy to find out that their first born sons were enjoying each others company so enthusia... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1405994695 | 1406010442 | t3_2bcteq | t5_2to41 | 18 | DumbassSkinwalker: Tifu by giving my debit card info on a Craig's list casual encounter NSFW
Tifu, So I was browsing through Craig's list just seeing what it had to offer because I've never really been on that website and I stumble upon the "personal" section specifically "casual encounters". Now this got my attention ... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1405996050 | 1405998372 | t3_2bcvi2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | astralover1: TIFU by guess what? telling my friend i liked her!!
it was stupid, we were talking about one of her past relationships, were both single right now, myself recently, and we were reminiscing on better times. we have been flirting quite a lot recently. i dropped her off and wished her good night, 2 minutes la... | 4 | 5 | |
1405995719 | 1406053347 | t3_2bcuz1 | t5_2to41 | 270 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I was gay
Awhile ago, I had taken a massive amount of drugs over a short period of time in celebration of my friend leaving for the navy. After about two weeks of a constant high, I came home and watched gay porn for some reason. It seemed to do the trick and from then on I thought I was gay... | 10 | 27 | |
1405996665 | 1406130943 | t3_2bcwhd | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by jizzing on my own face(NSFW)
I am a 17 year old boy and currently I am going through a pretty hard break up with a girl that I thought I really liked. Anyways my friend told me that if I stopped fapping for 30 days I might feel a little happier so tired i decided to try it. However the break up downs... | 5 | 1 | |
1405999870 | 1406004463 | t3_2bd1kl | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing a phone call.
So I work a shitty minimum wage job, but as I am about to graduate with my Bachelors I decided that it's time to forget that noise, and begin putting myself out there.
One company I have been trying desperately to get into is Tesla Motors. I applied for various positions I felt... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406000600 | 1406047916 | t3_2bd2q6 | t5_2to41 | 175 | melfox86: TIFU by ignoring a clang in the night
I live in a studio apartment with my fiance and our cat. Recently we agreed to pet sit a friend's chinchilla. Now, I had heard of chinchillas, but never realized how ridiculous an animal they are. To start, they are fluffy- very, very, fluffy. Imagine a ball of fur. Then ... | 5 | 35 | |
1406001722 | 1406006581 | t3_2bd4fn | t5_2to41 | 16 | david05011: TIFU by almost having a mexican stand off with cigar smoking probation officer.
First off, here is some context: My father is on probation for some white collar crimes that I don't feel need to be stated. He is on probation (2 months left) and his probation officer visits once every few months when he is "i... | 4 | 4 | |
1406001586 | 1406004010 | t3_2bd478 | t5_2to41 | 24 | subtlefarts: TIFU by getting an HIV test and donating
Fuck.
I got an HIV test last month and made sure to do it anonymously, where you call to get your results. Anyway, I also donated in and filled out the information for a cc (address, name, etc)
They decide to mail me a thank you letter for the donation. To my hom... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1406001547 | 1406005210 | t3_2bd45d | t5_2to41 | 81 | CarterMartyr: TIFU by missing the plane to our honeymoon
Last week Saturday, my girlfriend of 4 years and I finally got married. Yay!!! We stayed at a hotel the night of the wedding and were booked to fly out to Jamaica the next morning at 10 am. We, for religious reasons, waited until we were married to have sex with ... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1406002366 | 1406199671 | t3_2bd5db | t5_2to41 | 960 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing myself to the pizza delivery man
Hey everyone, this is my first post on reddit, so please bear with me if I don't have the reddit lingo down pat.
Anyways, this story actually happened around four years ago, when I was a freshman in college. It was about a month into my first semester, an... | 10 | 96 | |
1406003800 | 1406225885 | t3_2bd7e3 | t5_2to41 | 28 | JustHellooo: TIFU: I tried to discreetly take a picture of a customer and the flash went off.
I work at a sit down restaurant as a host and I recognized a customer. It took me about 5 minutes to place him, and when I finally did I wanted to take a picture to send to my sister to see if she could figure out who he was. ... | 13 | 2.153846 | |
1406004874 | 1406023247 | t3_2bd8r1 | t5_2to41 | 94 | goshuk: TIFU by swinging a katana
a saturday night.
in my head i was debating whether i should go out and drink or not. remembering the previous weekend (woke up in my bathroom totally cramped and in puke) i decided to stay and sleep early.
about midnight i go to bed. ½ hour in, the fire alarm goes off. my dorm has... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1406007669 | 1412765902 | t3_2bdc8e | t5_2to41 | 19 | Czechmarks: TIFU by punching a gay guy in the face
A few years ago, when I was 18 I went on vacation to the Cayman Islands. I was having the time of my life, met some really cool people. Had some fun with a couple girls from Florida. My confidence was at an all time high.
One night me and a few new friends decided to... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1406008432 | 1406010404 | t3_2bdd4n | t5_2to41 | 5 | Maxiix: TIFU by almost drowning incredibly stoned, swimming across a lake. NSFW
Basically, this was about a month ago.
**Random info and backstory:** So I was with my girlfriend at the time and my best friend, and we were just hanging out at our local lake. It was pretty hot and we decided to go swimming.
There's thi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1406004261 | 1406088890 | t3_2bd7yf | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying dick shredding netting swim trunks.
Let me preface this by saying that my original intention while on vacation was avoiding the beach because I do not like the sand, it gets in everything and its on you even after a bajillion showers.
Ok, now to the story.
As I did not plan on going to the b... | 5 | 5 |
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