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1406009407 | 1406011775 | t3_2bde6u | t5_2to41 | 9 | chinnihc: TIFU by meeting with a friend
Last night i was browsing facebook and i received a message from a friend I haven't spoken to for a long time. He asks whether I have a job this summer and i replied no.
He mentions a position in his company and that he could get me working. Excitedly i asked him what kind of w... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1406010247 | 1406082547 | t3_2bdf4j | t5_2to41 | 10 | Nikanwh: TIFU by not graduating college on time, losing my scholarship, and ending my chances at graduate school.
Long story short, I made a 2.61 overall and bombed my major's classes last semester.
I wanted to go into a good Master's program, but now that's pretty shot.
Feels like I've ruined my life now.
something... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1405981669 | 1406033947 | t3_2bc7aa | t5_2to41 | 6 | Sillynik: TIFU by telling my classmate who has cancer that she is going to die.
So there is this girl in my class who I sit next to and talk to. Anyway she told me before that she has cancer and has to miss a lot of class because of it. One day she tells me that during the night she woke up and was weirded out because ... | 3 | 2 | |
1406013568 | 1406182275 | t3_2bdgvl | t5_2to41 | 6 | StoryLineOne: And you should leave this post since you're unhappy too. No need to spread anger everywhere (not to sound like a 80's hippie, but meh).
ELH13: An 80's hippy? You realise that the 80's wasn't the hippies time period right? I mean sure they were around, but the 80's was more hair metal and greed.
StoryLine... | 3 | 2 | |
1406013303 | 1406020181 | t3_2bdieb | t5_2to41 | 7 | IllogicalProgrammer: TIFU by waving at a stranger
Well, this actually happens last week, but looking at stranger waving at their friends today evoke the memory again.
Story:
I just recently change my job. People around here are very friendly. In fact, I am not sure if people from my former company was too cold, or peo... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1406014391 | 1406144664 | t3_2bdjio | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying McDonalds
So I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks, nice gal. There was one thing about her though, and that she was one of those health freaks that stay away from anything that have nicknames (i.e. the Big Mac, the Whopper, etc.) and would give me a lecture about how foods such as those ... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1406012561 | 1406049396 | t3_2bdhmj | t5_2to41 | 5 | thrashers7: TIFU, by seeing a giant bug.
This just happened and I'm too confused and scared by "my" own actions to go back to sleep. Let me tell you what I thought happened, and then give my cousin (Let's call her , Joanne, for namesake), and everyone else's perspective and what actually happened. I'm on vacation at my... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406011866 | 1406162941 | t3_2bdgxq | t5_2to41 | 10 | ndt28570: TIFU was way to fucked up
I want to start by saying I haven't been using reddit long and this is my first post and the first time I'm going to every tell this story. Not even the people around me at the time knew what really happened. If this is not the right place for the story, I believe it is, or I mess an... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1406015309 | 1406018373 | t3_2bdkdc | t5_2to41 | 27 | bobbysgirlfriend: TIFU by taking a picture of my crush in class
Technically this was 3 months ago but I finally got the courage to share it with others. I'll try to keep this as short as possible. Also this is my extra account because I don't want people knowing this embarrassing story :(
So I've had a crush on this g... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1406013287 | 1406037920 | t3_2bdidp | t5_2to41 | 31 | Aurein: TIFU by being an anime freak.
Throwaway account as my friends know my original Reddit username. This week's winner "TIFU by peeing too hard" reminded me of an incident that happened to me. Before I tell my story I apologize as English is not my native tongue and I've tried my best to my ability to type this out... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1406015599 | 1406028326 | t3_2bdkoh | t5_2to41 | 151 | Iceman5363: TIFU by popping a spot on my ballsack.
Yesterday I noticed I large spot on the left side of my ballsack and it was filled with puss so I thought that I better pop it now so it won't pop in any awkward situations and leave a stain in my trousers. I tried squeezing it but that didn't do the trick so I realise... | 6 | 25.166667 | |
1406016693 | 1406023811 | t3_2bdlp4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | deptford: TIFU by letting my missing my vital medical appointment
So, I have been collapsing, losing my balance and generally being a passenger at work. Got referred to a neurologist. Had an appointment this morning. I missed my first train and even got into an argument with someone trying to shove by me at the turnsti... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1406018052 | 1406019819 | t3_2bdmvm | t5_2to41 | 46 | lm31397: TIFU by checking my voice mail
I've been at a funeral for my granddad for about a week or so, real depressing shit, haven't had time to talk to the only person I vent to and trust in and I don't think she'll be any help (we've been drifting apart and coming together recently, it's a vicious weird cycle). Decid... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1406020834 | 1406021463 | t3_2bdpd2 | t5_2to41 | 52 | tifu1234567: TIFU by not having a lock on my ipad
It is currently 5 in the morning, but I'll start the story from earlier tonight. My brother and his gf are home from college and they deciding to have some fun by having some drinks and watching a movie. Since they had been drinking they decided it would be best if hi... | 4 | 13 | |
1406022057 | 1406022831 | t3_2bdqfc | t5_2to41 | 25 | anal_enchilada: TIFU by bringing the wrong USB to a friends house
I needed my friend to burn a music CD for me, because my computer is having issues with errors and nonsense. He agreed and I grabbed the usb too quickly and headed to his house.
Later, we sat down by his computer and plugged in the usb and waited for t... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1406023120 | 1406024715 | t3_2bdrfe | t5_2to41 | 3 | Sir_Clomp_Dick: TIFU by only doing odd math problems
So I have this thing where when I'm in math class I will sit on my right ball when doing even math problems and my left ball while doing the odds. So a particularly hard MCAS level division problem comes up and I can not figure it out for the life of my testes. I'm s... | 3 | 1 | |
1406009543 | 1406109400 | t3_2bdec1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | TheKnightOfQuantum: TIFU by not recognizing a prank.
This happened in seventh grade, but it belongs here.
I was in a middle school band class in the Clarinet section, and I was really quite bored. The teacher (who was fucking awesome, enough said) often liked to single out groups of people by instruments and go over s... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1406028392 | 1406053576 | t3_2bdw6m | t5_2to41 | 106 | Shenko-wolf: TIFU with a Holocaust survivor
Not today, but probably the highlight fuck-up of my entire nursing career from a few years ago.
So, one night I watched *A fish called Wanda* in the nursing quarters, a really funny movie. For some reason, the scene where Kevin Kline blasts the superior English for their att... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1406029742 | 1406035308 | t3_2bdxjl | t5_2to41 | 16 | Pebbles21: TIFU by breaking an electron microscope at MIT
Many, many years ago when I was in high school, I interned at MIT as a researcher at the time because I thought it would be a great experience. So of course, its MIT, the nerd capital of the world, and I was some young high school intern trying to just grasp wha... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1406029934 | 1406093660 | t3_2bdxpv | t5_2to41 | 1,845 | banjohaze1: TIFU by flirting.
I live in a hotel on a mountain in Va. I've been single for 3 months now and was outside yesterday morning having a cigarette around 5:30 am. This hotel is mostly condemned/haunted, so the man that owns it lets squatters and others stay free/cheap. As I smoke, around the corner appears a y... | 10 | 184.5 | |
1406032537 | 1406061147 | t3_2be0uw | t5_2to41 | 5 | EatDaBobo: TIFU by thinking I could hold my fart.
So this happened back on the first day of my second year at middle school, its the most embarrassing thing that happened to me in my whole life so I thought It's worth sharing. Sorry for the bad English, it's not my first language.
Some background: was the kind kid ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1406033062 | 1406060499 | t3_2be1hu | t5_2to41 | 270 | TinderFailure: TIFU by getting down and dirty with a tinder match. :(
My life has been fairly boring lately and I've been trying to spice things up a little. So I get tinder and swipe some pretty ladies to the right. Yay I've matched with some girls and I tried some pick up line. Then I match with a beauty named Anna. ... | 9 | 30 | |
1406060083 | 1406220856 | t3_2be3ei | t5_2to41 | 3 | fuost: LOL, no your stereotypical generalization is incorrect
[deleted]: I just simply ask a question and you go off on me about it being "stereotypical". How sad.
fuost: "May I ask if your mother is black, you know, because black mothers usually have short tempers". that's the best example of stereotypical generalizat... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1406033793 | 1406124166 | t3_2be2ej | t5_2to41 | 330 | Downvoteslele: TIFU by being a Redditor
I was at Fridays last night with a few friends(2 guys 2 girls) and we grabbed a booth for some appetizers and drinks. Next to us were 2 tables pushed together with about 8 people sitting at it(all men). Now, I'm not one to judge but these particular men would be what is defined a... | 6 | 55 | |
1406033728 | 1406057818 | t3_2be2bl | t5_2to41 | 263 | nononails: TIFU by doing my nails then going down on my SO. NSFW
So, I decided I wanted to paint my nails last night. I took off the old polish with nail polish remover and painted a base coat and top coat and they were looking really great. So great that I didn't even have to do any touch ups. Maybe 30-45 minutes late... | 6 | 43.833333 | |
1406036627 | 1406054586 | t3_2be6dz | t5_2to41 | 176 | [deleted]: TIFU by rejecting sex from my girlfriend
We've been dating for a while and usually I initiate any sex that we have because she's insecure about her body and isn't that experienced in the bedroom. Last night as we were watching a movie, she was trying to initiate it by attempting to kiss my neck. Being stupid... | 4 | 44 | |
1406036269 | 1406098069 | t3_2be5ub | t5_2to41 | 30 | fuckyofaceee: TIFU when I was asked to cat-sit for a friend and I accidentally fed their cat kitty litter instead of food.
I will take responsibility for being a dumbass and not reading the bag. In my defense though I thought kitty litter looked like sand and this shit looked like bunny food with dehydrated carrots in ... | 5 | 6 | |
1406038835 | 1406041719 | t3_2be9wf | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU got my girlfriend pregnant
^^Throwaway ^^for ^^reasons.
So we've been dating for 4 or so months and everything's been all fine and dandy... until today. I went to pick up her from the doctors so we could go and eat something. I asked her why she went there in the first place and she said that she neede... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1406039982 | 1406128623 | t3_2bebv9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally cutting my bf's dick with my hangnail
We were in the bedroom things were heating up so I started to go down on him, using my mouth and hands and what not. Me not knowing my finger had a loose nail was using my hands and I accidentally moved my finger against his head and I hear him yelp ... | 4 | 4 | |
1406041899 | 1406141050 | t3_2befcw | t5_2to41 | 10 | jkindon: TIFU By leaving my ipod on a table by my bed
OK so this happened a few months ago. I have an ipod touch 4G that I got a long time ago. About a year ago, I got an iphone to replace it. I now only really use my ipod to browse reddit and watch netflix late before i go to bed so my iphone can charge. I do go to sc... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1406044837 | 1406088355 | t3_2beksa | t5_2to41 | 5,173 | DresserDrawers4Life: TIFU by going on an OKCupid date. Ended up in Jail.
EDIT: ... and Scene. SHE FOUND IT. 5:15pm EST. 5 hours. Good work guys!
I have been "dating" again, and like many 20-somethings in Brooklyn, I have been doing with the aid of the internet. After browsing the dating pool on the popular dating sit... | 23 | 224.913043 | |
1406044193 | 1406055319 | t3_2bejjr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering drugs
I'm 17 years old and still live with my parents. A while ago I ordered a gram of amphetamine through a darknetmarket. This was a huge risk and I had to get up early every day to intercept the mail. This was supposed to be a one time thing, however, I got cocky and placed a second order... | 3 | 2 | |
1406043810 | 1406052258 | t3_2beivg | t5_2to41 | 11 | Punkergirl14: TIFU by letting my son's pet mice free.
So, a little back story first. My son is 4. My OH bought him 4 pet mice on a whim after he held one at a petting zoo and loved it. Of course it was left to me to clean them out, feed them, etc. They were all boys are they were so stinky. The kids loved watching them... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1406046273 | 1406075359 | t3_2benfz | t5_2to41 | 9 | Throwawayyyyeee: TIFU by being too protective of my girlfriend.
This was a while ago. Me and some friends were going out and naturally, we started talking to this one group of people. They seemed friendly but I notice this one guy was giving my girlfriend more attention than normal. Usually I would have let it slide bu... | 3 | 3 | |
1406044786 | 1406142030 | t3_2bekoi | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU because I didn't dare talking to her.
Hi reddit. It's my first time posting here, so don't be mean if I did something wrong, please.
Some backstory: I had one wonderful girlfriend, we broke up a couple weeks ago, but that's another story. Well the point is, that when we got to know each other, she wa... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1406051009 | 1406346623 | t3_2bewez | t5_2to41 | 5 | cbgoodrich: TIFU by telling my dad I don't masturbate
Earlier today, I told my dad that I don't masturbate. he made a big deal about asking me later today when I was doing my business, he comes into my room and he saw me jerking off. he got pissed and I'm now grounded.
resetnos: Lol strange is your father religious?... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1405982973 | 1406073124 | t3_2bc9nw | t5_2to41 | 6 | joemas97: TIFU by wearing flip flops while moving a heavy object
Well, today I was moving a pickup truck topper and I decided I could do it alone. Big mistake guys and gals. But the even bigger mistake I made was wearing flip flops. I ended up stubbing my toe and the toe went underneath the topper and on top of the dol... | 3 | 2 | |
1406053568 | 1406083792 | t3_2bf1b2 | t5_2to41 | 265 | wellbangokk: TIFU by masturbating on a plane. NSFW
So this happened about a month ago.
Almost every summer my family and I visit my grandparents in Europe.
Because I live in America, we have to take a plane (obviously).
So we go to the Airport and we get on the plane.
My parents bought the tickets last minute so I had ... | 8 | 33.125 | |
1406050320 | 1406060120 | t3_2bev2y | t5_2to41 | 7 | red4jjdrums5: TIFU by breaking a bottle
*There's some language, sorry for length of story.*
Today I was emptying out a cooler full of beer cans that has been sitting for over a month, so I could use the cooler as a makeshift soap water bucket. There was about a full case of unopened Miller High Life or some other beer... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406052891 | 1406667353 | t3_2bezz9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | codysj15: Tifu by telling my friends at work a story
This is being done on my lunch through my phone so forgive me if there is any mistakes... Well i Was at work with 2 coworkers /friends they both left my department so being in the back room I decided to pull out my phone and FaceTime my gf through this group app thin... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1406055939 | 1406179814 | t3_2bf5wm | t5_2to41 | 14 | powerstorm42: TIFU by loosing a plane. Twice.
So I have been a long-time fan of radio-controlled models and this summer I decided to really get into airplanes. I just finished freshmen year in college so this is essentially my last summer to have fun before internships and work eat up my time. About two weeks ago, I ha... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1406056012 | 1406088687 | t3_2bf61h | t5_2to41 | 157 | Twinstarrider: TIFU by showing my mom a photo of my penis.
I live in a city that is so hot and humid in the summer I often get ingrown hairs or, not to be gross, boils on my skin in places that are often rubbing together. I have been riding a bike a lot so i developed a large ZIT/BOIL/WELT on the inside of my thigh, ju... | 5 | 31.4 | |
1406055022 | 1406080735 | t3_2bf46o | t5_2to41 | 19 | thejwhiteway: TIFU by misreading a wine label to my customers
Alright, so this happened last night at work. I work at a steakhouse, and we frequently are changing our wine list around. Well, over the weekend (I was off) they updated our wine list, without mentioning it to me. I get this table who wants me to talk about... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1406055011 | 1406060710 | t3_2bf45v | t5_2to41 | 26 | vintagemisery: TIFU by not answering the phone
I work at a doctor's office doing house keeping. So, I go in after hours to clean the office. I had been particularly busy, so I didn't get to work until really late (almost midnight). I was trying to get everything done fairly quickly so I could go home and go the fuck to... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1406059464 | 1406106939 | t3_2bfcp6 | t5_2to41 | 72 | tyranol: TIFU by killing a spider
About a week ago, I was getting ready to go to the beach and taking out the garbage the night before. When I open the door to the back porch, this abomination decides to walk in:
http://imgur.com/8lIZgPU
Before he decided to make my house his own, I decided I would take care of this.... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1406062027 | 1406110242 | t3_2bfhmd | t5_2to41 | 128 | shit_for_the_wife: TIFU--x2-- by playing out some fantasies
TIFU--well, not today, but a year ago. I guess this needs a prelude.
We're married. 2 kids, both are off to college. When we were young, we were pretty wild, but after the kids came, we were relatively tame. Our sex lives dissipated. Duds. I'm 46 and she's 43.... | 6 | 21.333333 | |
1406061871 | 1406063208 | t3_2bfhbz | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a girls life
So this happened a couple of months back.
Before I begin, I will give a brief backstory. Her family is strict and are religious. So she is always help back from living a normal life. Her family came to my house one day and that was when we started chatting and she talked about h... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1406062169 | 1406073119 | t3_2bfhx0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by not helping my friends move
My two friends, let's call them Tyler and Mary (they are engaged), moved into a house with 4-5 other people a few months ago. Don't know the whole story, but things didn't work out, they needed to move to Mary's mother's house, ASAP.
Prior to this I had helped them move i... | 4 | 5 | |
1406062411 | 1406089877 | t3_2bfiew | t5_2to41 | 4 | Aqua785: TIFU by best friending a girl i just met on snapchat
So, I rarely ever use snapchat. I only regularly snapchat two people, so my third is always up for grabs pretty much. I snapchatted this girl I had met the night before about a piece of tubing she was playing with at my house. And now she's one of my best fr... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406062508 | 1406152576 | t3_2bfili | t5_2to41 | 254 | reportasnoob: TIFU By telling a waiter I study dentistry
I was having a pretty rough day, and on my way back home I bought a drink from the coffee bar. One of the waiters starts talking to me about what I do and I tell him I'm a dentistry student. 'ah, I hate dentists like I hate bankers, overpaid I think' is the first... | 11 | 23.090909 | |
1406062907 | 1406063893 | t3_2bfjeb | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making being too nice.
hi, just a quick thing i want to say. My friends hooked me up with reddit. They did this because they believe my whole life consists of lots of TIFU's. They introduced me to reddit and taught me the basics. Im gonna.ise this account to tell you guys all my fuck ups.
Fuck up #1... | 3 | 1 | |
1406062388 | 1406122729 | t3_2bfidg | t5_2to41 | 792 | RightyOX: TIFU by climaxing in the bath [NSFW]
I was sitting in the bath and thinking about the day when a certain memory came to mind. So, as a male I started to masturbate; as I was about to climax I had nothing to 'catch' my ejaculation so it wouldn't go into the water. I climaxed anyways and was about to get out wh... | 14 | 56.571429 | |
1406064392 | 1406065772 | t3_2bfm4o | t5_2to41 | 8 | Rootkit9208: TIFU by being nearsighted.
Yes, this actually happened today.
I live with my girlfriend and her mom. Her mom got a package in the mail that said "Please refrigerate immediately." Being considerate, I texted her mom to let her know that she had received some perishables and that I was going to put them in ... | 4 | 2 | |
1406063859 | 1406066172 | t3_2bfl63 | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheEmzfitzer: TIFU by stopping for coffee
Today I was driving home to the west of Ireland with my s.o when we stopped for coffee at Enfield, just over one hour into a three hour journey. We stopped at an Applegreen garage on the N4, my s.o queued for the coffee while I ran to pee. Just as I flushed the toilet I heard a... | 3 | 2 | |
1406064737 | 1406107402 | t3_2bfmss | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by fudging someone's wife.
This actually happened a year ago and it wasn't my fuck up but rather my friend's. So here's what happened. There were five of us in the car (All around 16) driving through a town about 30 minutes away from where we lived. We drive here quite frequently because our hometown is... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1406065797 | 1637604343 | t3_2bfoqh | t5_2to41 | 71 | waterbooty: TIFU by giving myself an accidental enema
This happened two weeks ago and I'm still cringing from it.
I was on holiday with my family and we were at this water park, it was nearing the end of the day and I decided to go down one of the water slides. The water slide was high up and basically vertical and I h... | 12 | 5.916667 | |
1406067623 | 1406085745 | t3_2bfs7o | t5_2to41 | 8 | UndeadShawn: TIFU by making lunch
I woke up shirtless and hungry. My problem was that I'm officially out of good food. I haven't been to the store lately and all I have left now is the generic brand ramen noodles. So shirtless me decides to make that for lunch so, stove on, pot filled with water and ramen contents. Fas... | 4 | 2 | |
1406066271 | 1406131943 | t3_2bfpnr | t5_2to41 | 11 | simplynice: TIFU by overreacting to an off comment
I totally misconstrued something wife said last night. She said she has to "Walk on eggshells" with me. What she meant was that she feels I overreact to lots of things. In this case I did, she was right and I was wrong. I thought she was holding back information fr... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1406069437 | 1406069846 | t3_2bfvk4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | throw_awee: TIFU by liking my ex's ex's Instagram picture
I'm new to Instagram and was browsing my ex's ex's pictures, purely out of curiosity, not jealousy or regret (she's a beautiful woman and seemingly lovely too). And as I swiped up, it decided to "like" one of her pictures. I'm hoping that as I "un-liked" it fast... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1406069984 | 1406092432 | t3_2bfwhb | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU Finding my exs' reddit account.
So a couple of days ago, I found my ex wife's reddit account. She had warned me that I really didn't want to know what she thought. Well she was right. I found it by searching for a very unique post, and only because I was going to make a similar post. I thought that it w... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1406071170 | 1406072544 | t3_2bfylf | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by killing me and my girlfriends cat.
I am so fucked up I was wearing sunglasses inside and couldn't see anything and as I was walking to the bedroom to get my phone off the charger I stepped on Satan's neck. (Our cat...she has had for five years) I don't know what to do she will be home in two hours. W... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1406071259 | 1406115588 | t3_2bfyqm | t5_2to41 | 8 | grandpacaughtme: TIFU By looking at muscular men
So here it goes...
I was helping my grandpa at the bar where he volunteers. While I was helping him I was sending some girl some snaps, and I joke about a hot girl coming in here... As a response she sends a picture of a rather muscular looking topless man. Of course, I ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406073115 | 1406087217 | t3_2bg1w0 | t5_2to41 | 28 | CheaterThrowawayyy: TIFU by reading a note.
I wanna preface this by saying in am in fact a teen living at home with his/her parents. Through out the week, I've been in the process of clearing out junk in our spare room and cleaning it up for some family that's staying with us soon (Mom's side). I'm the only one doing i... | 20 | 1.4 | |
1406073965 | 1406204230 | t3_2bg39j | t5_2to41 | 100 | Tplayer47: TIFU by telling my friend to masturbate with me [NFSW]
My friend and I were just messing around, typing things like, "You look at gay porn!" and things among that. We were typing together on Steam, and I didn't even realize, but after he said, "You look at gay furry porn," I jokingly said, "Yeah dude totally... | 7 | 14.285714 | |
1406075025 | 1406170033 | t3_2bg527 | t5_2to41 | 9 | karabear94: tifu by not washing the towels
Tifu by not picking up my bloody towels. So I'm living with my boyfriend (john) and his family. We have a very healthy sex life but he's allergic to latex and I'm allergic to the lube on the lamb skin condoms. so recently I had a birth control placed in my uterus, it lasts for... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1406076342 | 1406292271 | t3_2bg7aw | t5_2to41 | 1,688 | TIFUposter: TIFU by saying "Who's your daddy?" during sex with my new GF
Yeah...yeah...I know...doesn't matter, had sex...
So, it was a fun, light-hearted moment, a sexy time moment. She is a talker, likes to say all kinds of porn-esque sex talk in the heat of the moment.
I, on the other hand, normally very quiet, f... | 10 | 168.8 | |
1406078747 | 1406154761 | t3_2bgbc5 | t5_2to41 | 183 | inneedofadultdiapers: TIFU by peeing myself on a first date
Met a real swell guy online, we hit off really well. After a week of talking, we finally decided to meet up. It was really great. Amazing chemistry between us. As we were avidly discussing an anime on a dock over water at a park, suddenly something was horribl... | 8 | 22.875 | |
1406078390 | 1406088955 | t3_2bgaqd | t5_2to41 | 45 | nainaho: TIFU by masturbating, then peeing all over myself
So, some background first: my mom is visiting her parents and my siblings are at a summer camp, so it's just me and my dad at home for the next couple of weeks.
As the horny college student I am, I stay up late at night and do the deed, usually after my dad ha... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1406079616 | 1406088855 | t3_2bgct5 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to a professor
So last week I had an exam for one of my classes and I stayed up the past two nights studying for it. Well on the day of the exam, after staying up for 24+ hours, I thought I could put my head down for a few minutes. I ended up sleeping past the exam time and I lied to my profess... | 9 | 2 | |
1406080367 | 1406140433 | t3_2bge0f | t5_2to41 | 167 | CactusOfShame: TIFU by choosing a 2 AM writing location [NSFW]
Last night I had the sudden urge to write. (I guess insomnia is a good cure for writer's block.) I got out an old notebook that was falling apart and a pen and was ready to start cranking some dialogue out at 1:30 in the morning.
There was one problem; I w... | 8 | 20.875 | |
1406079615 | 1406131692 | t3_2bgct2 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a joke.
A couple days ago I went to see a movie with a girl I've been in an on and off thing with but currently interested in and her friend. We have a relationship where it's very flirtatious and we often joke about hooking up. It went really well and I asked her to hangout tonight, maybe to ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1406081208 | 1406081764 | t3_2bgfei | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost getting scammed!
I am 17, I had received the iPhone 5c as a graduation present, one day, I was taking a nap and my phone rang. When I answered, some random Indian dude tried to help me fix my computer and I was like wtf! I was so drowsy so I was like fine I just want him to stop calling me. He... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406081713 | 1406086100 | t3_2bgg9h | t5_2to41 | 4 | Mick1292haha: TIFU by being a dick
Flexible_Perplexity: She forgave you, physical appearance remarks are low-blows. You're very lucky, every girl where I live would have gathered an army and made threats. She seems like a good person.
And not trying to sound almighty, but try not to judge people. Not only on their l... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406087138 | 1406188746 | t3_2bgot8 | t5_2to41 | 40 | jdlyons81: TIFU by buying a deck of cards
This happened a few years ago but after browsing this sub for awhile, I thought someone might get a kick out of my fuck up.
So in the first 3-4 years right out of graduating high school (2000), I was a huge Dave Matthews fan, as was almost every other 20 something white guy I... | 4 | 10 | |
1406088918 | 1406124190 | t3_2bgrj9 | t5_2to41 | 87 | drama_llama03: TIFU by calling my gf ugly
I was on Skype with my girlfriend and we were talking. She was also showing me pictures of herself on her phone and I said that she looks very pretty in them. Some of them are with other girls so I said stuff like, "who's that pretty girl to the left". Now bare in mind that my ... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1406073678 | 1406198643 | t3_2bg2ta | t5_2to41 | 15 | RMSOrion: TIFU by almost killing a little kid on a bike
Okay so maybe it's not a complete fuckup but it was within a heartbeat of a life-ruining one.
I work as a powder coater in a converted car shop with 5 big garage doors on each side of a building. Every morning we pull our F250 out of the garage so we can put whee... | 3 | 5 | |
1406089656 | 1406118480 | t3_2bgsl3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by avoiding my roommate.
birdcage102: no offence dude, i live in australia and things are different in here, but if you can't afford to insure and register your car - you can't afford to drive.
hopper325: No, driving in Australia, should be based on how well you drive, not on if you can afford to driv... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1406068453 | 1406122591 | t3_2bftqy | t5_2to41 | 62 | kalitarios: TIFU by hitting Reply to All after someone else's corporate wide Reply to All had died down, achieving email Inception Level 3
Today we got a company wide memo sent to every distribution group about a corporate event.
Unbeknownst to me, while I was in a two hour in-person meeting, someone had mistakenly hi... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1406090604 | 1406093042 | t3_2bgty4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Jused: TIFU by letting my girlfriend drive my uncle's car
So, yesterday evening around 6pm I went to my cousins place to drink with my friends. My cousin asked my if I could go and by some beer and other drinks from the store. I had nothing against it and borrowed her uncle's car (It's only a 5 min drive or so). Everyt... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1406089877 | 1406138730 | t3_2bgsvp | t5_2to41 | 3 | Whisperer85: TIFU by telling to much about my real self in a sex chat...
MennyC123: You should have brought it up and asserted your dominance by rubbing your dick on her
Whisperer85: Never found out who it was, pretty sure it wasn't even a 'she'....
| 3 | 1 | |
1406093519 | 1406096244 | t3_2bgxx5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Sandshark223: Tifu by cooking an egg
Uitz: Youtube is all you need bro, scrambled eggs never tasted so good.
Sandshark223: Well yeah, but this thing came out blackened when mom heated chicken. But I could say i created a new horror movie monster (the monster from shit lake?) so I've got that going for me, which is nic... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406093617 | 1406101692 | t3_2bgy1q | t5_2to41 | 11 | uncomf0rtable: TIFU by trying to get rid of my pilonidal cyst. (ass boil)
leamshi: So that's how they make Papa John's garlic dipping sauce!
theflacidsnake: http://i.imgur.com/WlecVPf.gif
gfy_bot: GFY link: [gfycat.com/WealthyGloomyDrake](http://gfycat.com/WealthyGloomyDrake)
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1406094131 | 1406096234 | t3_2bgyo5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | BeingJustGoodEnough: TIFU by hitting on a 17 year old
Jayfire137: doesnt sound to much like a fuck up, esp if shes close to 18 its not that big of a deal...sounds like shes not really interested anyways if she said your to old for her ...so ya...now if u did some sexy time stuff then ya it could be a tifu...depending ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1406095160 | 1406096259 | t3_2bgzwh | t5_2to41 | 19 | Skeithph1: TIFU by telling my coworker about my car accident.
For a little back story. 3 months ago I came into a new, decently paying job, centered around my college degree. Due to it being slow during the summer I was only hired part time until the work picked back up this coming fall. Among the staff is another par... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1406096459 | 1406113602 | t3_2bh1fa | t5_2to41 | 23 | idekcufup: TIFU by getting arrested while crossdressing
This was actually a few years ago, yada yada.
Note: I like to wear dresses. They're breezy, let your balls air out, only one piece so no worries about matching, easy to pee, etc. I'm not gay. Just fashionable.
I was 20, living in my first apartment with my girlf... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1406091258 | 1406163832 | t3_2bguvk | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the park.
I was woken up this morning by a call from my ex. She asked me to meet her at a park so we could talk about her current relationship problems...
I decide to go cause I feel like I owe her something for being together for nine months prior.
6:30 am. I get there and she is in tears... | 6 | 3 | |
1406088253 | 1406119400 | t3_2bgqku | t5_2to41 | 67 | harryconnick: TIFU by yelling "FUCK" in front of a group of my future students
So I know its summer time, but I still teach music lessons at the school where I work for some extra cash. Today, one of my students called to cancel on me. I had another student after them so I decided to just wait it out at the school. Hav... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1406100862 | 1406126165 | t3_2bh5zm | t5_2to41 | 864 | whangadude: TIFU by mishearing Birthday Cake as Bukake. (NSFW)
This happened a couple of days ago at work. We work at a factory with lots of noise and have to wear hearing protection so its hard to understand what people are saying sometimes.
Well these two girls were talking about an 18th birthday party one of them i... | 11 | 78.545455 | |
1406102546 | 1406144358 | t3_2bh7l7 | t5_2to41 | 446 | trophytacos: TIFU by sleeping with my girlfriend's fifteen year old sister.
I grew up in California and my family moved to the east coast the summer right before I entered college (which is also in the east coast). I met my girlfriend freshman year in the dorms. She was the only one from California and she had even jus... | 6 | 74.333333 | |
1406091658 | 1406170383 | t3_2bgvfi | t5_2to41 | 135 | JuFu: TIFU by taking a shower
So today I decided to take a shower before going out into the world. You know, out of respect for society. My typical shower routine consists of me washing my face then putting the 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner into my hair and leaving it while I wash my body. Apparently, today I used too... | 6 | 22.5 | |
1406103355 | 1406106978 | t3_2bh8ct | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding my older brother's old porn folder
So today, as I was browsing through my computer, looking for an Audacity file I just exported, I went into my second hard drive by mistake, and decided to stick around for a bit, as I hadn't explored it previously. See, my older brother owned this computer b... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1406104709 | 1407215739 | t3_2bh9jf | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the same username here and on Twitter
I frequent /r/prettygirls to appreciate female redditors and nice little creatures of the opposite sex and the only thing I can say to appreciate them are things like “You’re so pretty” or “I love you,” but not in such a manner that I’m already obsessed or ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1406105566 | 1406119848 | t3_2bha76 | t5_2to41 | 6 | stoneeus: TIFU by unsticking myself
This happened about a year ago when I was in Bali with the wifey. So anytime we go to a tropical island a definite activity will be to get a massage and this was no exception. A friend recommended a spa that offered great ambience, a range of spa treatments etc and so the missus deci... | 3 | 2 | |
1406108841 | 1406154194 | t3_2bhd4j | t5_2to41 | 3,132 | ecto_fart: TIFU by farting and making a little girl cry
Very recently, I was travelling in Wales with my girlfriend, her sister and her sister's 2 young daughters, aged 10 and 6. We were driving around on a very hot day, in a stuffy, cramped car. I was sitting in the back, next to the 6 year old in the middle, and the ... | 12 | 261 | |
1406107245 | 1406561000 | t3_2bhbqi | t5_2to41 | 16 | MarineSloth: TIFU by pulling a computer on my face while sleeping.
I woke up at about 8 a.m to a major headache. After a few seconds passed, I realized it was due to the fact that I had a 9 kg computer on my face. I shoved it to the side and was afraid I could have lost some teeth. A single drop of blood fell on my pil... | 4 | 4 | |
1406104449 | 1406174299 | t3_2bh9c2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ihaveamonkeyonmyhead: tifu by trashing my long distance boyfriends flat
at the star of this year, i began a long distance relationship. i then spent a thew days at his place over new years, among other things, we did a spot of off road quad biking, during which i managed to roll his quad front ways over a tree stump, s... | 4 | 1 | |
1406117573 | 1406161025 | t3_2bhlnj | t5_2to41 | 869 | _ButtSoup: TIFU by speaking too quickly while bartending...
Got home late last night, so posting this morning.
I'm taking a bartending course. There are about a dozen people in a fairly small place, so it gets hectic. At one point, half of the class went in front of the bar to "order" while the rest of us made drinks ... | 6 | 144.833333 | |
1406119907 | 1406121678 | t3_2bhodo | t5_2to41 | 7 | RESET_THE_COUNTER: TIFU by being a lazy fuck.
[deleted]: Sounds like you've had a shitty day :/
HellDar: Dae ebic pun !?!?!?
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406102742 | 1406142805 | t3_2bh7sg | t5_2to41 | 3 | steelcon: TIFU by telling a driver I don't like repairing steer tires.
This was originally for an Askreddit, but the mods kicked it. But its still a TIFU if you ask me.
To give some background, I am a Diesel Technician. As in 18-wheelers. I went to school for this (which was a mistake.. up to my neck in debt now), but... | 3 | 1 | |
1406121227 | 1406167545 | t3_2bhq1z | t5_2to41 | 14 | Snackbarian: TIFU by knocking out a professional sportsman during his match
Ok, so this happend last week i'll have to admit:
I've been playing Table Tennis in a team for 4 years (I'm 18 now). Here in Germany, this sport gets much more attention than in the States. I was the teamleader of our club and two elders were o... | 5 | 2.8 |
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