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1406123540 | 1406129633 | t3_2bhtj8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | fightnagainstgravity: TIFU by singing along to a rap song while driving with my windows down.
**Back story** So this happened about 2 months ago. I'm home before leaving the country for about half a year and driving down to my fathers house for dinner and to introduce him to my new SO.
So, about an hour and a half int... | 4 | 2 | |
1406125510 | 1406152618 | t3_2bhwrr | t5_2to41 | 541 | summer_2006: TIFU by kneeing my boyfriend in the balls during a BJ just before he came (NSFW).
So this wasn't today, but yesterday. My boyfriend and I were having sexytime and I was going down on him. He was sitting up in bed and I was between his legs, on my knees. I'm 5'4 and he's 6'3 so sometimes I have to stretch w... | 9 | 60.111111 | |
1406125942 | 1406256662 | t3_2bhxj4 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Aladeen-or-Aladeen: TIFU by having a Facebook prank misfire.
(Not today, couple months ago)
Friend left her facebook open whilst working, collegue and I think it'd be funny to mess with it; I have the wonderdul idea to change the gender sneakily so that further profile picture changes/statuses have the wrong gender p... | 9 | 4.888889 | |
1406050324 | 1406595692 | t3_2bev39 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Idonefuckedupgood: TIFU By losing my phone
**Decided to make a long post explaining the entire situation for you TIFU enthusiasts (such as myself). For everyone else, tl;dr is at the bottom.**
This happened last night, but it's still occurring. So last night I get off of work and on Sundays, my boss drives me home sin... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406124985 | 1406490154 | t3_2bhvw0 | t5_2to41 | 73 | OryctolagusRex: TIFU by NOT letting the cat out
So I have a really good friend, lets call her Lulu. I haven't known her very long but we get on like a house on fire. We're both expats and we have a lot in common. Our boyfriends are also friends, which is how we met.
So Lulu recently moved in with her boyfriend, who is... | 8 | 9.125 | |
1406130498 | 1406130742 | t3_2bi5ew | t5_2to41 | 2 | Reissfletch: TIFU by fingering myself too hard
PM_ME_YOUR_TOE_PICS: What a load of shit.
Reissfletch: Cant tell if play on words or calling my bluff
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1406129094 | 1406147086 | t3_2bi2wn | t5_2to41 | 14 | TokingMessiah: TIFU by trying to send an email to my previous boss asking for a reference for a new job opportunity, but accidentally sent it to my current boss.
My previous employer has worked with my prospective employer before, so I wanted to touch base with him to pick his brain as to whether or not this new job wo... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1406129997 | 1406171787 | t3_2bi4id | t5_2to41 | 5 | Nick_Bond: TIFU by almost getting scammed !!
I am 17, I received the iPhone 5c as a graduation present, 1 week later, I was taking a nap and I kept getting phone calls so I answered. An Indian dude told me that I had to fix my computer and my computer is all fuked up so I was like "whatever I just want him to stop call... | 5 | 1 | |
1406130889 | 1406131642 | t3_2bi636 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Dadsemail: TIFU by looking at my dads browsing history.
Halucin8ing: Strange, this exact thing happened to me when I was in my teens but it was my grandparents. I've yet to tell a soul.
Dadsemail: Its just weird not knowing exactly what he was doing, because there is no time he could be going out to be doing this. He... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406130627 | 1406144758 | t3_2bi5nl | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting the name of the women I was plowing and asking her for it!
This confusing tale happened a couple weekends ago and I thought I'd finally share with the world.
It was a typical summer weekend in Wisconsin and I was over at my friends place. First summer out of high school no cares in the wo... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1406129469 | 1406160798 | t3_2bi3kq | t5_2to41 | 77 | nolessonstaken: TIFU by watching Don Jon with my girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been on a movie kick recently. I had enjoyed the last few movies I had seen with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and decided to watch Don Jon with my girlfriend. I thought that the movie looked like a comical new age love story that would high li... | 10 | 7.7 | |
1406130613 | 1406237526 | t3_2bi5mw | t5_2to41 | 354 | [deleted]: TIFU by Calling someone else's kid retarded, then fighting his dad at a birthday party.
* Welp.. I have been a father since 18 years old (22 now). I am the type of person who speaks my mind, and I also am protective of my family. I have a 4 year old boy and I have been raising him to the best of my ability w... | 11 | 32.181818 | |
1406129345 | 1406164176 | t3_2bi3co | t5_2to41 | 193 | BobbyBoomhauer: TIFU by giving my bf a bj [NSFW]
Let's start this off by saying, I've started a new birth control and one of the side effects in nausea.
So lately I haven't been giving my mans little man much attention in the oral area. But its the time of month and I can see he's getting frustrated sexually.
So I de... | 8 | 24.125 | |
1406132675 | 1406163437 | t3_2bi9ik | t5_2to41 | 2,909 | nopenopenope1001001: TIFU by having rough sex with my boyfriend
So I'm hoping writing this down will make it funny instead of just annoyingly stupid. I recently got a new and awesome job. It's distributed so my office is my computer...awesome. I was showing my boyfriend, a certified software geek, around my digital off... | 41 | 70.95122 | |
1406132071 | 1406738530 | t3_2bi8bw | t5_2to41 | 71 | IronCupcake: TIFU by not cleaning after myself [NSFW]
So there I was, jerking off again. I find myself doing this more often as my girlfriend goes away, but this time is different. Rewind two weeks back and my girlfriend tells me shes going on vacation with her family, fast forward two weeks and I'm jerking off. Nobody... | 6 | 11.833333 | |
1406132278 | 1406178197 | t3_2bi8s4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | almost_circumcised: TIFU by doing anal and get almost circumcised [NSFW]
TIFU by getting almost circumcised
Some intro: i was with my FWB or GF from 1 year, dont know witch on yet, this is my first relationship of long time, since we are into this i tryed to push her to do anal, its one fetish of mine (note: i only d... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1406133370 | 1406142773 | t3_2biarv | t5_2to41 | 50 | grannythrowaway: TIFU by masturbating in my SOs dead grandmother's bedroom
So, this happened a little while ago. The person is now my ex, but I feel like the story is appropriate here. I never got to tell anyone about this is real life because I was so (rightfully) ashamed of myself.
So, it's pretty much as bad as i... | 5 | 10 | |
1406137013 | 1406203529 | t3_2bihu4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | PM_ME_UR_SPREAD_LEGS: TIFU cumming in my mouth, then swallowing it
This morning, while my shower was warming up, I figured I might as well choke the chicken for a little bit before getting in.
So I proceeded to head on over to the tubes, and found a great video.
So I'm going at it for a while and decide to speed it up ... | 5 | 4 | |
1406138413 | 1406140332 | t3_2bikmq | t5_2to41 | 7 | QuestionsInTheSky: TIFU By not taking my receipt
This happened a few months ago but as I've just discovered this sub I shall share.
So a little background info... I live close to a petrol station which has recently been taken over and replaced by a 24 hour M&S garage, this means new staff, new faces. I often use t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406137499 | 1406273829 | t3_2biita | t5_2to41 | 118 | CelebrityCircus: TIFU by Beheading a Deer Fly
I work in landscaping and have lately been very fed up with the mosquitoes and deer flies.
Today, in a fit of rage, I ninja snatched a deer fly out of my hair.
After spewing every curse word I knew at this horrendous excuse for an insect, I crushed its head between fing... | 7 | 16.857143 | |
1406139495 | 1406217508 | t3_2bimsx | t5_2to41 | 5 | XtraordnryGentleman: TIFU and finalized my two-year relationship in a series of mistakes and epic flip-out session.
So, it was a wonderful day. I felt so positive and happy to be alive, even working two jobs and being generally weary I came home to the girl of my dreams, or so I would say, the woman I chose to uncondit... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1406138833 | 1406215652 | t3_2bilhg | t5_2to41 | 152 | rxcowboy: Tifu by mixing booze and tampons---NSFW
This story is almost ten years old, but I think it qualifies.
When I was in college, I was in a fraternity. Two relevant factors for this story: I had an alcohol tolerance that was legendary. I was the master of drinking games not due to skill but due to the fact that... | 7 | 21.714286 | |
1406136864 | 1406162611 | t3_2bihjm | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by not shaving
This happened last night, but LNIFU isn't a subreddit.
I'm a lazy motherfucker when it comes to shaving, but I really only need to shave every 3 or 4 days to keep from looking like Chuck Noland. This week I've been particularly fuzzy, not having shaved since last Friday.
That was my fuc... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1406141896 | 1406142712 | t3_2birkk | t5_2to41 | 5 | deptford: TIFU by intimidating a colleague at work and losing my temper
So I work in the public sector and we have fuckloads of meetings. These require internal rooms to be booked. Anyway there was a meeting in a room that I had booked before my scheduled meeting and it over ran causing my meeting to be held up. I conf... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406140811 | 1406391524 | t3_2bipeg | t5_2to41 | 55 | thelirivalley: TIFU by pretending a fake plastic gun was real
This happened a few years ago but I felt like it was a worthy story to share.
It was the morning of my 18th Birthday and my best friends and I had planned to have a joint birthday party. His birthday is literally the day before mine so on my birthday we ro... | 10 | 5.5 | |
1406142740 | 1406146057 | t3_2bitbm | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by logging in to my former coworker's email
Some years ago, I got a job as an editor at a big regional magazine publisher. It was my first "major" job, and just a step up from being a reporter. I didn't know any better at the time, but the management treated its employees terribly and paid even worse.
... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1406142974 | 1406312571 | t3_2bitu2 | t5_2to41 | 1,266 | blitzkreeger: TIFU by commenting on someone's browser ads
I helped a young lady with a computer problem in a coffee shop this morning (couldn't login to school site to upload files); in the process I couldn't help but notice all her google ads (targeted based on her search history) were of jewelry, especially engagemen... | 10 | 126.6 | |
1406143539 | 1406169227 | t3_2biv10 | t5_2to41 | 41 | thatwasyiz: TIFU by making my husband gargle my son's piss
My husband, son, and I were driving down to Florida for our family vacation. My husband and I had taken turns driving but for the last several hours he was the one driving. As many of you know, being on the road that long really messes with your mind and since ... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1406143860 | 1406145515 | t3_2bivnv | t5_2to41 | 33 | AccidentalRebel72: TIFU by adjusting my junk.
So I just came out of the restroom and into the living room. I realized I needed to adjust the nads so I stick my hand all the way into my pants to do so. I turn to hop on the couch and I see them: a grown woman and three small children, all looking directly at me, with my ... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1406142503 | 1406160766 | t3_2bisva | t5_2to41 | 11 | annamaerys: TIFU by NOT entering the Empire State Building
Okay, dear redditors, please do not judge me harshly, this is my first TIFU, and I’d like to think it is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done (with maybe the small exception of one time when I tried to wear my laptop case as a slipper… it was dark.) It actually h... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1406150601 | 1406161214 | t3_2bis5d | t5_2to41 | 6 | ARSeM: I'm from germany, so I'm not a native speaker, if that counts as an excuse. This is actually the first time ever I'm making the same mistake 3 times in a single text.
And c'mon, my writing is not THAT bad, isn't it?
thelittlesignal: No you're writing is fine and as we only have grade k through twelve in the US... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1406145107 | 1406175695 | t3_2biy49 | t5_2to41 | 38 | rockfrawg: TIFU by offering a ride to a friend too drunk to drive
So…after our weekly Tuesday softball league, we run out of beer and Coach and I decided to crash a couple other gatherings down the way in the parking lot in search of beer. Bigman follows. A decision he’ll regret the next morning. We meet up with fri... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1406146423 | 1406153235 | t3_2bj0t0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | sonicboredom: TIFU by being a bad human being.
It happened monday, but thats ok.
It was a typical monday, waking up really late, heading up to the the bath and baking some cookies to start the day. That being said, I did nothing but hang on the computer and watching the news. And that the shit happens: I find out a gu... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1406148544 | 1406198539 | t3_2bj4zo | t5_2to41 | 329 | PM_THOSE_TITTIES: TIFU By cleaning out my butthole
It was actually last week but oh well. I posted this elsewhere and realized it fit here.
Backtrack to about 2 months ago: I have a bad sunburn on my back that keeps irritating me. My SO's mother recommends I try putting aloe vera gel on it. I lay that shit on thick an... | 5 | 65.8 | |
1406150653 | 1406151589 | t3_2bj8vk | t5_2to41 | 2 | fingerthebabysitter: TIFU by almost fingering the baby... (well read my name) NSFW
Foreigncarwhipper: Wait so you touched kay and she didnt stop you?
HellkittyAnarchy: Because she liked it
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1406151494 | 1406154198 | t3_2bjahg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU--first time ever!!!
saviorlito: Um, congrats on entering clam land. Please keep your penis in at all times.
justastocksrt4: Except when needing to pull out
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1406143501 | 1406164864 | t3_2biuya | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU when I farted louder than a trumpet in a crowded area.
I always get quite gassy when I have any type of sugar, especially ice cream, but I love it too much to not eat it. Today I go to Cold Stone Creamery and get a giant ice cream cone with oreos mixed in. Yummm! My wife and I went to sit down on so... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1406149355 | 1406156507 | t3_2bj6hc | t5_2to41 | 25 | KamikazeErection: TIFU my tongue :(
Im gonna come right out and say this, I adore sour candies. I fucking LOVE THEM. So a few days ago I bought a big bag of assorted sour deliciousness and proceeded to plunder it like a pirate womans ass. Ive been enjoying warheads, sour patch kids, sour chewing gum, but now ive finall... | 5 | 5 | |
1406149819 | 1406153684 | t3_2bj7c2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening youporn.com in front of girlfriend instead of youtube.com (NSFW)
Was going to show here a cute little video I recently saw on Youtube but accidentally showed her something from a much riskier site. I bet I'm not the only one that has done this.
Shit happens I guess
[deleted]: And if she wa... | 3 | 6 | |
1406153076 | 1406227112 | t3_2bjdd1 | t5_2to41 | 29 | ligyron: TIFU by putting razor blades on my cat's nails
So, i have an outdoor cat and it's been getting beat up lately when it goes outside. it's not fun watching your cat who you raised from birth get his ass handed to him.
Since he enjoys going outside, and i don't want to turn him into an indoor cat, and training h... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1406149404 | 1406180185 | t3_2bj6k3 | t5_2to41 | 28 | backinthemotherland: TIFU by bragging about a massage I got in Asia [NSFW]
As you may know it is summer -- the time for vacation and whatnot. Well my family took an excursion to Vietnam, my parents' birthplace, before I would enter university.
We were under my grandparents hospitality and went out quite often with my ... | 4 | 7 | |
1406135272 | 1406217504 | t3_2biee6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | UnmotivationalSpeakr: TIFU by sending the punchline of a dark humor joke to a girl I'm trying to get to know better
Obligatory "didn't actually happen today".
So a new found friend and I were sending horrible jokes to each other. Everything from the innocent dead baby jokes to the most fucked up pedophilia jokes. Anyw... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1406155774 | 1406163370 | t3_2bji5c | t5_2to41 | 4 | luka-: Tifu by dropping my razor
So on a normal day I just take a shower and go on with my day today no I got inv the shower and brought my razor blade on the floor making noise my aunt came and asked if I was okay I said yes but. I think she saw my blade on da floor. I don't know what to do. Any suggestions
JonasBros... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406156291 | 1406263362 | t3_2bjj0v | t5_2to41 | 152 | SLUzer07: TIFU by not understanding a common idiom
Another this-didnt-happen-today-but-ill-share-anyway TIFU. I was in college and visiting my girlfriend at the time's family. I had met them a few times before and I guess they thought I was fine and/or tolerable enough to be dating their daughter. Anyway were out to... | 9 | 16.888889 | |
1406159163 | 1406161002 | t3_2bjnvk | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by starting a forest fire
This happened the other week but is still relevant and I wanna share it. Its worth the read.
So my good buddy john messages me asking if i want to have a little sesh, ya know, smoke a little reefer? He said he just picked up some really stinky bud. I'm down and the only thing ... | 3 | 6 | |
1406159885 | 1406163231 | t3_2bjp2j | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting mg GF something meant for my FWB
Currently writing this from my phone before my girlfriend gets home. Sorry for any grammar errors or lack of details.
I've been dating my girl friend (let's call her S) for over three years, living together for a few months. I've been pretty bored with our re... | 3 | 5 | |
1406159408 | 1406164478 | t3_2bjoa4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | somemadkid: TIFU: by winking at a fellow male
Jimmyjim12: Dude, this is hilarious. Don't know why all the hate.
PhishnChips: Who's hating? There are 3 comments and not a single amount of hate.
Jimmyjim12: I'm bad at judging the tone. Forgive me
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1406161496 | 1406163864 | t3_2bjroa | t5_2to41 | 38 | Lucid_Nights: TIFU by sexting the wrong person in my contact list.
So I am a member of the wonderful dating website OkCupid. Last week I started chatting with this guy name Michael and we hit it off pretty well. One thing led to another and I ended up giving him my number so that we could continue our conversation and... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1406161179 | 1406170519 | t3_2bjr67 | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: TIFU by moisturising my ass
So sometimes after using the toilet i get this burning dry anus that slowly bores away at my sanity.
On this particular night i am in my girlfriends bed and ol' dry ring has surfaced, I'm in no mood to let this fucker interrupt my sleep so i go to my toiletries bag and come back ... | 5 | 19.8 | |
1406161356 | 1406163708 | t3_2bjrfz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking my bro's crush
So I was at this party at my buddy's house and we had a little party going. Me, him and two other bro's came over who invited 2 girls. One of my friends actually had a crush on the girl she brought with him. I was not aware of that at that time. A few hours later he came to me ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1406161655 | 1406167153 | t3_2bjrxr | t5_2to41 | 5 | 21_throwaway_22: TIFU by costing the company nearly $25,000.
So, about a year ago I was working for a research lab (Not there anymore as I went back to school). Anyway, I was cleaning out the storage areas as per the boss wanting things organized. So, I started by throwing old samples out. I did a bunch, cleared up som... | 5 | 1 | |
1406156134 | 1406234067 | t3_2bjir4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | kiwimonster21: TIFU by cutting up a habanero pepper and then itching... somewhere....
I've recently moved out to a summer internship and this is my first time living on my own. Considering that, we have to realize that I have never cooked before so "trying out new things" has been the name of the game. I found a reci... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406161178 | 1406208315 | t3_2bjr64 | t5_2to41 | 20 | JBison: TIFU by getting too excited for an ice cream truck
So I was camping with some friends. Beers were had, fire was a burnin', just after about 7pm I'm pretty drunk already. The campsite that we were at was a more family oriented campground so there were kids about.
And then it came.
That jolly music that makes i... | 4 | 5 | |
1406165778 | 1406169413 | t3_2bjyop | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By leaving the water on.
Backstory. I live in the basement of our house. Been known to leak water from time to time, but nothing too worrisome. In my room on one table in the center of the room I have my Xbox One, Xbox 360, and laptop computer. Also a bunch of games, and a nice video camera.
Anywa... | 3 | 3 | |
1406166666 | 1406177606 | t3_2bk02h | t5_2to41 | 7 | deptii: TIFU by watching the movie Dune
I read the book and loved it... and now my imagination is ruined because of this piece of shit movie. Please don't make the same mistake if you find yourself in the same situation.
dingus_chonus: You should check out this trailer for a documentary about [Jodorowsky's Dune](http:/... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406167036 | 1406173078 | t3_2bk0n9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | 1r0npr1nc3: TIFU by breaking into my friend's house.
rhgla: You screwed up, can't blame your dad.
1r0npr1nc3: Okay obviously I know that now, I'm just saying I wasn't in a good place emotionally and my dad basically goaded me into it. I know it's fucked up, but Bobby's little brothers are probably fine, and I got cau... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1406169005 | 1406251786 | t3_2bk3tu | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: Tifu by indirectly touching my girlfriends asshole with my eye. Nsfw
First allow to me to say fuck you cosmopolitan and your goddamned sex tips.
The tale of my demise begins with one of those ,'improve your sex right now!' Articles. Apparently putting a pillow under a girls bum when bumping uglies leads to ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1406170742 | 1406174290 | t3_2bk6jx | t5_2to41 | 25 | n88888888: TIFU by assuming space that is usually unoccupied was, indeed, unoccupied.
I live in an apartment with a 'shared' backyard. Shared is in brackets as it's always deserted, especially in the evenings. If someone is out there, they're usually in a group & I can tell from inside my apartment as they're prett... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1406168022 | 1406207668 | t3_2bk28t | t5_2to41 | 21 | letmemakeituptoyou: TIFU by accidentally licking the feet and ear of my girlfriend's mom
I returned home a few nights ago, really late after a bunch of drinks with some coworkers at a farewell party. I was pretty hammered and feeling horny. I saw my girlfriend sleeping on the couch and thought I might get lucky because... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1406163061 | 1406175367 | t3_2bju8v | t5_2to41 | 9 | XLunairX: TIFU by sending my salary back to my employer who happens to be on vacation
I am going on vacation in about 6 days. When I just woke up I looked to my bank information and I was very happy finally receiving the salary from my job.
Now I wanted to transfer the money to the bank I use when on vacation. Using ... | 3 | 3 | |
1406172761 | 1406234562 | t3_2bk9pj | t5_2to41 | 24 | almostavirgin: TIFU by providing a semen sample
I went to the doctor yesterday for a check up on an illness I have. The doctor tells me I need to provide a urine sample. He gives me two little cups I need to pee into. He says I need to fast for 8 hours beforehand and to do the sample first thing in the morning. The fir... | 4 | 6 | |
1406171565 | 1406350990 | t3_2bk7uj | t5_2to41 | 1 | PornTrollio: TIFU by faking my friend coming out of the closet to his sister by text.
We both got a huge laugh out of it, she didn't. Apparently we were pretty convincing and also sick, sadistic fucks.
Voyager5555: I've never understood how this is a joke or funny, not to mention being sick or sadistic.
PornTrollio: S... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1406174409 | 1406225637 | t3_2bkc65 | t5_2to41 | 63 | MrPoopnoodles: Tih foo [TIFU] by being a good dad.
So I don't live near my daughter, and when I have short visits in their town, I stay in a little motel. I get the two bed room and my wife and I get one, the kids share the other.
They eat like garbage. Whats up everywhere south of the Mason Dixon line...I'm looking ... | 7 | 9 | |
1406178320 | 1406257342 | t3_2bkhik | t5_2to41 | 2,879 | [deleted]: TIFU: by allowing my brother to stay with me while he was in town for work
So as I was leaving work today I got a call from my younger brother, it started out as the typical "just checking in" phone call, but in the middle of it he mentioned he was coming to the city I live in to meet with a client the next ... | 12 | 239.916667 | |
1406179796 | 1406180398 | t3_2bkjc5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | cb_dt: TIFU by texting my boss
This ones pretty light but I feel bad. I texted my boss late at night and it interrupted his sleep. I've actually done this 3 times, 2 nights in a row. I didn't realize how bad it bothered him, but it bothered him a lot, I don't talk to him, but he spooked a new guy who told me about it. ... | 3 | 3 | |
1406180077 | 1406204803 | t3_2bkjpk | t5_2to41 | 121 | StarryEyedTramp: TIFU by scaring away a girl I really liked and had a good friendship with. Most likely /r/cringe worthy shit too
So there's a girl I've been meeting off and on for about 2 months but we weren't dating. I just really enjoyed her company and I might've started to fall for her somewhere later on. I've bee... | 6 | 20.166667 | |
1406180030 | 1406234065 | t3_2bkjnk | t5_2to41 | 75 | littlepileofsecrets: TIFU by not accepting a drink from a woman
I was on my way home from a funeral and feeling pretty down. When the flight attendant came by and took drink orders I ordered a Bloody Mary. The woman in the seat next to me says that she's buying my drink. I tell her no thank you and that I have a free d... | 8 | 9.375 | |
1406178743 | 1406229217 | t3_2bki1o | t5_2to41 | 16 | kris1111: TIFU By peeing on my neighbors window
So.
We were pulling an all-nighter at my friends house, playing CS:GO, i have had a few beers, and decided i needed to pee.
In my tipsy state of mind i decided it would be faster to pee from the scaffolding than going to the toilet.
It was dark, and i started peeing.
What... | 4 | 4 | |
1406181588 | 1406218070 | t3_2bklgq | t5_2to41 | 285 | kyperion: TIFU by bookmarking my internet porno.
So, I'm currently in China on a work mission to teach english.
I get horny all of a sudden at 2:00 PM and I just start to search up some porn on my laptop, I find one that I'd enjoy because it fits my fetishes and I decided to save it for future reference. (I'm using G... | 7 | 40.714286 | |
1406186710 | 1406215858 | t3_2bkqrk | t5_2to41 | 11 | Sandshark223: Tifu by turning on A/C and accidentally choking my dog
New to reddit so be sparing on this one. Anyways, I was taking a lovely sunday drive and I thought it would be fun for my retriever to accompany me. So I load my dog (let's call him Rex) into the front and get ready to drive off. My car window is brok... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1406187188 | 1406215743 | t3_2bkr7v | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU By leaving my porn open before I gave a talk to my laboratory.
I'm a college student and I am fortunate enough to be researching in a lab that has a good chunk of money. This means that I have a bit more leeway with what the graduate students and/or post-docs can teach me in comparison to other labs (no... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1406189942 | 1406226728 | t3_2bktre | t5_2to41 | 11 | sweatercollector: TIFU b expecting to be alone in the bathtub
It was 12:30 and I was too deep in thought to sleep. I decided a lavender scented bath would be perfect. I waited for the tub to fill half way before stepping in. For some strange reason I glanced behind me.
In doing so, I noticed something lurking on the c... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1406198147 | 1406236291 | t3_2bl0ur | t5_2to41 | 4,071 | Throooowaway12: TIFU by having sex that was too rough (UPDATE)
Original post
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2b3si0/tifu_by_having_sex_that_was_too_rough/
This is just for those of you who care.
So I left the hospital and went to a follow up with my OBGYN. He went and checked everything out. Well, this is... | 15 | 271.4 | |
1406202289 | 1406554208 | t3_2bl4u4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by my mum finding my fapping sock...
Well, i ~~have~~ had a sock that i would cum in, so the sperm doesnt go everwhere. Sock = no cleaning up. so i got home from school today and go uptair to find my sock gone! No one was home beside my mum. See was out shopping at the time but when she came home she ga... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406203571 | 1406245358 | t3_2bl690 | t5_2to41 | 61 | st3v30kin3v0: TIFU by calling a sex line
TIFU by calling a sex line ..
First some background. I've been in a relationship with my current girlfriend for about a year, she recently got a new job but didn't want to tell me what she did until she figured out if she liked it or not. Ever since she has had the job she hasn... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1406198020 | 1406303026 | t3_2bl0rc | t5_2to41 | 4 | Imatinyminotaur: TIFU by killing a spider.
Today I fucked up by killing a spider. I woke up and was face to face with a spider on the wall next to my bed. I quickly searched for something to squish it with. It started to move so I grabbed the first thing I could reach which happened to be my Ped-egg. I launch it at the... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406205344 | 1406256019 | t3_2bl8ad | t5_2to41 | 96 | helloimdumb: TIFU by accidentally comparing my Jewish boss to a Holocaust refugee...
So, I'm an assistant for this doctor who is super down-to-earth. He geeks out hardcore over the same things I do, we share a lot of similar interests/views, and it's really easy to just start having a conversation with him and end up c... | 3 | 32 | |
1406206570 | 1406232368 | t3_2bl9uh | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by flushing my debit card down the toilet. (x-post from r/pointlessstories)
I was told that I should post this story here.
This morning at work I decided that I wanted to get a breakfast sandwich from the bistro on the first floor. So I took out my debit card from my wallet and placed it in my left fr... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1406206977 | 1406216952 | t3_2blaeo | t5_2to41 | 182 | ink_drout: TIFU and now my neighbours dog is hospitalised with a belly full of used tampons.
I didn't fully shut the door to the bathroom and my neighbours tiny little dog ate somewhere between 0.5-2.5 used tampons. The xray is inconclusive about stomach contents so having to go by how much bloody mangled cotton is in ... | 6 | 30.333333 | |
1406209990 | 1406215588 | t3_2bleof | t5_2to41 | 7 | truthseeker86: TIFU by getting a home visit from a loan shark
So right now currently hiding under my bed because the loan shark is downstairs with my wife trying to convince him am not here. He hasnt come up the stairs to check my room but has been down there for at least 30-40 minutes. This is handsdown the scariest s... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406210014 | 1406218059 | t3_2bleq2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a protective parent
[deleted]: Did you ever consider the possibility that your daughter is a person and that people like privacy and respect?
> More or less, by trying to be her father, I've chased her away and possibly screwed up her life worse than it otherwise would have been.
No, more... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1406206320 | 1406214712 | t3_2bl9ix | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By asking for hot sauce at McDonald's
I pulled into mac dons for their quick drive thru breakfast this morning after my shift. I ordered a couple steak and egg breakfast burritos at the talk box and pulled forward.
I get to the second window and the lady asks which order of 3 were mine, and none of wh... | 3 | 5 | |
1406208856 | 1406217022 | t3_2bld0j | t5_2to41 | 12 | beakerx82: TIFU by causing an accident between two delivery trucks...and I wasn't even driving.
I work for a large, unnamed federal employer that delivers both letter mail and packages. My role there is of an expediter. I verify that drivers have loaded their appropriate mail onto their trucks, provide any necessary ... | 3 | 4 | |
1406211100 | 1406213609 | t3_2blgcs | t5_2to41 | 4 | ViciousAxel: TIFU by pointing a realistic looking paintball gun at riot police
Okay, so I'll start by saying nothing came of this but it could have ended pretty badly.
A bit of backstory: This was about a year ago. I played paintball now and again as a hobby. The site I played at provided markers for you, but they wer... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406212774 | 1406247039 | t3_2blj10 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu by having sex in a bathtub
So I had this breakup a while back, and I tried to do whatever it took to get her back, but to no avail, at least to my knowledge. Three days ago she asked to see me and had with her with a sincere apology letter, and we began talking again. A little more back story: her grand... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1406213285 | 1406228581 | t3_2blju2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ImNotALandscaper: TIFU by Mowing the Lawn
I've always lived in apartments and townhouses, so yard work and landscaping have always been taken care of for me.
Just moved into my first house so that responsibility lies on me, no biggie.
I take care of the backyard and make my way to the side, where there isn't quite ... | 4 | 1 | |
1406213605 | 1406306123 | t3_2blkdk | t5_2to41 | 347 | ANewMachine615: TIFU by going to the bathroom.
I wake up and stumble into the bathroom for my morning deposit. Our bathroom door doesn't latch -- you can shut it, but someone pushing on it will open it without having to turn the knob. Anyway, I'm in the bathroom, getting ready to pee, when I hear the door creak open, f... | 5 | 69.4 | |
1406212585 | 1406217683 | t3_2blip3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too lazy to lift my head while someone was talking to me
Not actually today, but will haunt me for life I'm sure. Studying hard for exams with a friend in a study room. In that exact room for 1-2 weeks, everyday. Friend goes to the bathroom, I hear him talking to the facilities staff in the hal... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1406214923 | 1406215801 | t3_2blmlg | t5_2to41 | 5 | Pissfacethrowaway: TIFU by rubbing my own piss on my face
So last night, but whatever. Yesterday was pretty warm in my neck of the woods so before bed I decided to take a shower to cool down. I had also had a few beers in me by this point so I was less than sober. I hop in the shower and two things begin to happen imme... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406216057 | 1406241921 | t3_2blojt | t5_2to41 | 7 | ClassyTurkey: TIFU: by posting to Twitter, "I'm going to assassinate the President."
So this story took place 5 years ago to my friend's daughter, but I was reminded of it today as she retold it.
My friend's daughter, Jesse(not really her name) was in her history class going over the JFK assassination and what lead up... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406217440 | 1406219269 | t3_2blr38 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by wiping away signatures on a guitar
Disclaimer: This actually happened about 4 years ago while cleaning after just waking up
I felt like cleaning up the room a bit, using clorox wipes for dusting certain surfaces and such. I was used to cleaning my brother's guitar with clorox wipes, so I figured "Hu... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406215962 | 1406382515 | t3_2bloci | t5_2to41 | 90 | Themonstermichael: TIFU: by putting Metallica mp3 files on my mother's laptop.
For my birthday last year, I got a new tablet. I'm a huge music fan, so needles to say, I wanted tons of mp3 files saved to said tablet. Now, at the time, I had a computer with an extensive library. I synced my computers library with my tabl... | 6 | 15 | |
1406218153 | 1406230531 | t3_2blsfw | t5_2to41 | 393 | FlashingKing: TIFU: Dorito's Loaded (this is just how I remember it)
This is just how I remember it: It's sitting there, the only one of its kind, under the warm, yellow light of the trademark 7-Eleven heat lamps, among the hot dogs and pizza and very scant chicken wings, in an orange or red or yellow informationless b... | 6 | 65.5 | |
1406185379 | 1406263004 | t3_2bkphb | t5_2to41 | 4 | k0ngzy: TIFU by taking 5 ambien.
Well it was actually last night but i was having some shock and never really thought about the sitiuation but here it goes.
Me and my friend had been really bored and i have always fucked around with ambien but never taken more than 2 (20mg) and well we decided to take 3 each in conjun... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1406221064 | 1406266027 | t3_2blxst | t5_2to41 | 8 | YouAreSoJelly: TIFU by
Edit: OH NO my title was not posted....
I'm a frequent flier, so I am used to flight horror stories. Usually these stories involve cringeworthy passengers; I've sat next to crying babies, Chatty Cathies, and even a woman that slept with her eyes open, "staring" at me the entire flight. However, ... | 4 | 2 | |
1406219510 | 1406263109 | t3_2bluy0 | t5_2to41 | 212 | elfliner: TIFU by giving a girl a piggyback ride
On the walk home from the bar last night I asked the girl I was with if she wanted a piggyback ride. She accepted and jumped on. Everything was going fine until I tripped. Because my arms were under her legs I had nothing to stick out to catch myself. My face broke b... | 8 | 26.5 | |
1406220887 | 1406240630 | t3_2blxhh | t5_2to41 | 19 | Murican_deal_with_it: TIFU by letting my friend use my phone.
zna03: Must have been bad... Scat party man? Really?
Murican_deal_with_it: It not one of my fetishes. I just did it once because I was curious. He might have seen the history of that 1 time though...
allusernaesareused: Gay furry porn? Really?
| 4 | 4.75 | |
1406224094 | 1406228095 | t3_2bm3gx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my iPod too loud and ignoring a muffled sound as I walked down the sidewalk.
So I was walking with my earbuds in and I was looking pretty classy. Hair and makeup did, conservative yet form fitting dress, etc. I walked by a group of about 10 or so guys, all black. They started yelling catcalls... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406226884 | 1406237444 | t3_2bm8rw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get my coworker fired
I work with a horrible horrible nurse who will soon kill someone. She called out this morning (for the 56th time in 9 months, no joke) and I was called in to cover on my day off. Pissed, and hating her, I "accidentally" dropped a control medication (one that needs to... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1406228053 | 1406256114 | t3_2bmb1j | t5_2to41 | 152 | yorollupthegrass: TIFU by not throwing a piece of paper away and getting a 3-day suspension (NSFW)
This didn't happen today but a long time ago in high school. This was the most embarrassing day of my life and I still cringe at the thought of it. I sincerely apologize in advance if my actions in my story offend any of ... | 7 | 21.714286 |
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