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1406227373 | 1406301932 | t3_2bm9p6 | t5_2to41 | 157 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to erase my phone browser history
My girlfriend and I have been together for almost a year now and things have been great. We recently moved so I can start a new job and she has been super busy trying to find one herself. As a result of the moving and job search stress, she's gained a litt... | 5 | 31.4 | |
1406225598 | 1406240211 | t3_2bm6eh | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU: By leaving my lunch on the table.
I've made a lot of fuckups over the years, but they're all those kind of long, gradual fuckups. I never get the final destination, "If one thing changed" moment and the immediate payout after my failure, so it kind of punched me in the gut.
This morning I hopped out o... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406225100 | 1406273517 | t3_2bm5fz | t5_2to41 | 6 | Eggr0ll13: TIFU by "Preordering" Destiny from Walmart
I was struck by a sudden need to try the Beta for Destiny on PS4 last night around 9:15PM. Everything other than Walmart is closed at 9. I went and purchased, what I thought was, the preorder for Destiny, gaining me access to the Beta testing.
After much frustratio... | 3 | 2 | |
1406227697 | 1406229172 | t3_2bmacg | t5_2to41 | 38 | HowdumbamI: TIFU by going camping with my dad and his GF
TIFU by going camping with my dad and his GF. The camping part wasn't bad, it was at night that the FU happened. Even though I was in my own tent I had to listen to them have sex as their sex noises echoed throughout the valley.
Needless to say therapy will not... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1406227858 | 1406267329 | t3_2bmaob | t5_2to41 | 27 | TripleFFF: TIFU by getting a phonecall while peeing
>[Inspired by /u/thanks_barkeep. ](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2bl9uh/tifu_by_flushing_my_debit_card_down_the_toilet/)
Not from today, it was ages ago, but I nearly repeated it tonight.
I had just knocked off work and stopped by a mate's house on my wa... | 3 | 9 | |
1406228111 | 1406240725 | t3_2bmb63 | t5_2to41 | 85 | JollyTaxpayer: TIFU by being locked in a car park till 3am and waking up an entire hotel whilst trying to escape
Greetings all, first time poster here so please bare with me.
One of the *very few* perks of my old job was that I get to attend yearly awards evenings, normally with an all expenses paid bar, to celebrate... | 5 | 17 | |
1406229869 | 1406239058 | t3_2bmelc | t5_2to41 | 5 | jms122589: TIFU by smoking weed for the first time while drinking alcohol
So I have tried smoking pot about three times during high school but never really felt any thing and had zero interest in doing it again. Fast forward about seven years and I'm a bit curious about it again. I was having some drinks with a buddy w... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1406229977 | 1406235387 | t3_2bmesn | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to have a one night stand
Ok, so this was a few weeks ago, but still thought I'd share.
So there's this girl that lives down my road about 5 doors down from me. About a solid 7. We've known each other for a while, meet at parties etc but nothing has happened yet. I want to bang her though, an... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406229881 | 1406237105 | t3_2bmelx | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a carrot
I brought a little bag of carrots with me to work as a snack. They looked great, and I kept them in the fridge all day.
Pulled the first one out and took a bite.
TIL that carrots can rot from the inside out.
Carrots should not have a creamy center.
There are 5 more in the bag, but... | 3 | 4 | |
1406231154 | 1406291002 | t3_2bmh15 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dale8998: TIFU by telling my dad we went to a mosque for a dinner party
Today was an average day until my mom and dad (who live a state away from each other) got into an argument. My dad was sending me Facebook messages telling me dramatic shit, and finally, said these words: "OK, don't freak out, but we went to a mosq... | 3 | 1 | |
1406229708 | 1406256289 | t3_2bme9d | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by crashing my truck with no insurance
This happened last night but at 1am, so technically today. Last night a few friends and I went drifting since the roads were wet from a downpour earlier in the day. The night was going great, Pc gaming, got some taco time, driving around, picking people up, sociali... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1406231527 | 1406234719 | t3_2bmhr6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Blu3Dream: TIFU by throwing up on the bus
Wednesdays are my Saturdays off work so I decide to go drinking at some bars with one of my co-workers. We take the bus to avoid drinking and driving and thought we were being responsible. The city is about 40 minutes north and it's a university town where there's a lot of bars... | 3 | 1 | |
1406228597 | 1406234436 | t3_2bmc2w | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knocking
So I agreed to take my girlfriend and some of her family to the airport to fly across the country so they wouldn't have to worry about paying for parking or their car. I'm a punctual guy and it being a favor I agreed to, my girl and I arrive at her brother's place 45 minutes early. We wa... | 3 | 1 | |
1406233620 | 1406261681 | t3_2bmluw | t5_2to41 | 7,581 | itzfear: TIFU by taking a nap at my best friends house. NSFW
This happened two days ago so I thought I'd share it, but a little bit of back story. Me and my best friend (we'll call her Cara) have known each other since we were 13 (we're both 22 now). I don't have any interest in her besides being friends. I've seen her... | 12 | 631.75 | |
1406234472 | 1406312869 | t3_2bmnjz | t5_2to41 | 5 | b00zy: TIFU, helping out a brother
I've been a firefighter for 7 years and a wingman for 27. I am 34 years old. The nature of my job requires that I be a little brave but equal parts stupid. I digress.
At the firehouse, we bullshit about guy stuff all of the time. We bitch about how crazy our families are. Some of the... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1406239259 | 1406271362 | t3_2bmwuu | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU my girlfriends life
It was a long distance relationship. We liked spent time together, talking, playing games and stuff. Well, it was so until I came with the idea to make a surprise for her. All I needed was her address, so I went full crazy mode and asked about 100 people from her contact list in soci... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1406240105 | 1406275214 | t3_2bmwca | t5_2to41 | 4 | Urbanik: You've found her twitter and surely you could try asking around. If you really want to see her more, don't let her go away.
s1ic3: There's another TIFU on the boards right now about someone who tried to go through other 'social media friends' to get a girls address... obv a phone number is a bit different but ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406243248 | 1406297612 | t3_2bn3tf | t5_2to41 | 48 | binder673: TIFU trying to get laid.
I am on quite a long cold spell lately so I have been trying to get out there more. My buddy and his gf asked me to meet them downtown at a bar so met up with them and a friend of ours from high school ( who I have always thought was quite hot, but never went for it or anything). Pre... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1406248705 | 1406306807 | t3_2bncpd | t5_2to41 | 24 | breda076: TIFU by walking into a public bathroom without knocking.
Bit of backstory: my mom is a truckdriver and often has to go very far from home (in the Netherlands). Norway, Poland, Italy aren't uncommon. Sometimes if I'm free from school she'll ask me if I want to go with her, and have a little holiday. This time ... | 6 | 4 | |
1406247134 | 1406304315 | t3_2bna90 | t5_2to41 | 25 | mr_jiffy: TIFU by criticizing the protein bars that my wife made for me and forgetting to say thank you
She's a really good cook mind you but these protein bars were really dry. She used all organic food with nuts, peanut butter, eggs. That's all I can tell. So I thought I was just being honest when I told her that the... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1406248226 | 1406252853 | t3_2bnbzl | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my brother fishing.
Like a bunch of these stories, this happened years ago. I was probably 13 and my brother was 11. We were staying with our grandparents, no internet, no gameboy, just the good outdoors. We decide to go fishing, so we grab our fishing poles and jump on the four wheeler. We ri... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406249592 | 1408095498 | t3_2bne44 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Cowgus: TIFU By forgetting to close the garage door.
Today a friend of my mum's came round for a drink. When leaving after dark, she realised that she had lost her light for her bike and my mum asked if I could find a replacement for her in the garage. After searching around, I came across an old one which was not in u... | 3 | 3 | |
1406247133 | 1406303831 | t3_2bna8y | t5_2to41 | 70 | LEERROOOOYYYYY: TIFU by nailing a guy's balls to his leg. NSFW. UPDATE
Talked to buddy today..
EDIT: Forgot to mention.. 5 stitches.
Link to orginial post: (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2b94no/tifu_by_nailing_a_guys_balls_to_his_leg_nsfw/)
Robby showed up on site for a few minutes today to talk to the forem... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1406250593 | 1406257392 | t3_2bnfnv | t5_2to41 | 10 | Lacking_In_Ostriches: TIFU by ruining a friendship
So, about two months ago, I fucked up what was basically my only friendship. I'll start from the beginning here.
So it was about a week before my 18th birthday, and my doctor told me I had to have my tonsils removed. I had previously been very, very sick, and having ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1406252180 | 1406262218 | t3_2bni34 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my camera outside in the rain.
Last night I was roasting marshmallows with my daughters in our front yard. I was taking photos and video of them as they were playing. At one point I slung my camera over the back of a chair and went off catching fireflies with my 3 daughters. It got pretty lat... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1406252130 | 1406298242 | t3_2bnhzv | t5_2to41 | 7 | Caesar_42: TIFU by vacuuming
So my bedroom floor was getting pretty furry (I have dogs). I decided to vacuum, but I forgot that my great new gaming headset was on the ground. Before I knew what I was doing, I had gone over the chord with the vacuum. The entire chord had been shredded, mangled, and torn out of the heads... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406253511 | 1406833487 | t3_2bnk36 | t5_2to41 | 873 | grrbunnygrr: TIFU by giving an enthusiastic blowjob
My boyfriend and I hadn't been able to have sex for a little while so when we finally got the chance I was very excited!
All was going well so I started showing some enthusiastic oral attention to his lovepump, when suddenly..
SPLRCH. BLOOD EVERYWHERE. IN MY MOUTH.... | 8 | 109.125 | |
1406253876 | 1406268866 | t3_2bnkmv | t5_2to41 | 162 | Futuramafryday: TIFU by coming home early from work
This was actually two summers ago, but /u/itzfear brought up this repressed memory. So I had a chill job at a very small Radio Shack back in the day. My manager was 24, chill dude. One day it was particularly slow, even more slow than usual. We had the manager, anothe... | 5 | 32.4 | |
1406254398 | 1406301030 | t3_2bnlel | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling at my kid, and not only yelling but doing it in public in our busy neighborhood.
Basically we were arguing and I started yelling and ranting for a good four blocks through a busy part of our neighborhood (we live in a city). I feel like an asshole for yelling and making her cry and I feel emb... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1406253895 | 1406301785 | t3_2bnko0 | t5_2to41 | 78 | saucet: TIFU by cutting a hornets nest in half with a hedge trimmer
Well, it was actually two weeks ago but anyway.. I'm a seasonal maintenance worker at the local conservation district when i'm home for the Summer, and a big part of the job is trimming back trails. On this particular Friday afternoon we were minutes f... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1406256785 | 1406258254 | t3_2bnp11 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Mattyiceeee: TIFU By not crashing my car into the genius in front me..
I didn't know where else to put this...It happened to me earlier today. I'm driving along a main road going about 50 mph. Very light traffic with just my car and another in front of me. I'm drinking a coke and relaxing before heading into work. All ... | 3 | 4 | |
1406257016 | 1406297194 | t3_2bnpe2 | t5_2to41 | 26 | aplastictube: TIFU by masturbating with toothpaste
This happened a few years ago, but I'm new to Reddit so I thought I should share. I created a new account to protect my anonymity.
A few years ago I was studying abroad in Europe (from USA). During one of our breaks I traveled to Italy. At one city in Italy I was able... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1406255666 | 1406282396 | t3_2bnn9x | t5_2to41 | 69 | wankaholic341: TIFU by masturbating the normal way
I don't masturbate like other people do. I lay my penis on my thigh, make a fist, apply some downward pressure to my penis and rub it back and forth against my thigh like a windshield wiper. I always thought this technique was superior to the standard way because it di... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1406257556 | 1406320434 | t3_2bnq6p | t5_2to41 | 5 | ReclaimingFebruary: TIFU by mocking a girl with aspergers
Like many posts on this subreddit, this happened not today but in fact, some time ago. Anyways, here is my tragic tale.
Me, my two best friends, one of their moms, and their carpool were driving to a town an hour a way to see some female friends of ours and t... | 5 | 1 | |
1406257321 | 1406264851 | t3_2bnpua | t5_2to41 | 7 | Oil300: TIFU by lying to my mum
So my mate and I are pretty avid longboarders and we often spend whole weekends out skating, but during the week the only day we skate is on a Friday, so my friend says to me, "hey man, do you wanna come over on Tuesday and we can play Xbox?" So of course I say id loved to but I'll have ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406258601 | 1406272212 | t3_2bnrqk | t5_2to41 | 17 | fransrayo98: TIFU by sending gay porn to my father
so today i was skyping with a friend and we where joking about me having gay porn on my computer (which i might have) so i used goo.gl to shorten a link to googe images to "gay porn" and i accidentaly sended it to my father on skype instead of my friend. My father is p... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1406259594 | 1406260965 | t3_2bnt7p | t5_2to41 | 4 | Sam__Winchester: TIFU by breaking the seal
So, today I really fucked up. It's not the usual "I really shouldn't have eaten those five cheeseburgers" type of self loathing either. It's more the "I broke the 66th seal and released Lucifer from Hell" kind of loathing. It turns out that my demon ex-girlfriend was playing m... | 4 | 1 | |
1406260089 | 1406333356 | t3_2bnty6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | TheExtremeChef2: TIFU by humping my dog
Today was my grandmothers 80th birthday. We were having a party at my house. All of my family and family friends were there. My grandmother is terrified of dogs so i had to put my dog fluffer outside. I was trying to get the leash on her, but she was flailing around. All of a sud... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1406261250 | 1406265555 | t3_2bnvmj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by masterbaiting while eating Taco Bell
I ate a loaded griller while masterbaiting. It's a new low. That is all.
DatWalrusDoe: TIFU by not knowing how to spell masturbate.
sundevils2014: That was my first thought even before I clicked on the link.
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1406261205 | 1406268283 | t3_2bnvk7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my sister "F*#k you!" in front of her 4yo NSFW
A little background first. Two points:
1. I was raised catholic. I don’t practice, but 17 years of Christian schooling have really drilled it in. I recently read the Bhagavad Gita, and I gotta say, it changed the way I look at life and relat... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1406262078 | 1406300168 | t3_2bnwsz | t5_2to41 | 103 | nakedpixWHAT: TIFU by opening an email from my girlfriend next to my roommate (NSFW?)
Girlfriend is currently away visiting her family. Today, I was chilling on the couch with my roommate (who I don't really know like on a *bro level* but he's a cool guy). We're watching TV and I'm surfing the web on my computer. Had s... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1406263633 | 1406303230 | t3_2bnytq | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to Comicon.
For a little background, I grew up in a hyper-christian family. For my parents, the topic of sex was absolutely forbidden, and anything even mildly sexual was hidden from me and my siblings. This was before the internet existed, so there was no way I could find anything. However, th... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1406244764 | 1406284439 | t3_2bn6dj | t5_2to41 | 8 | WillyBobThornton: TIFU by knocking a girl down some stairs at a frat party
Didn't happen today but you understand.
I was at a frat party my first year of college. On this particular night I had decided earlier not to go out with my usual friends and instead hang out with a few girls I met. Did not go well.
As soon as... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1406263743 | 1406278081 | t3_2bnyzb | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my mother an Eagle on Images
Hey guys, just a bit of context before we start off. I'm a 17 year old male that lives in Queensland, Australia with my parents while I finish High School. My mother is, well, right into wildlife. Not in a sick, twisted way but she is very wild-life orientated. Sh... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1406268023 | 1406289994 | t3_2bo47w | t5_2to41 | 429 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting by boyfriend spread my asscheeks
So my boyfriend and I were doing the deed and he decided to eat me out while I was in a doggy style position, not human centipede like but under me in between my legs.
Anyways were enjoying our time and he's playing with my ass. Well its all fun and games unt... | 5 | 85.8 | |
1406268197 | 1406280796 | t3_2bo4gc | t5_2to41 | 6 | Asian_bloke: TIFU by miming teeth brushing
This summer I just got hired at education camp. I'm also the youngest educator on staff (20 yr old male), also the camp is mostly consists of middle-school girls. During the break I'm hanging out and I notice a group of girls across the room. One makes eye contact with me and ... | 3 | 2 | |
1406273010 | 1406283725 | t3_2bo9hd | t5_2to41 | 9 | nugget359: TIFU by being too honest with my ex
Disclaimer: Sorry if this doesn't make sense, I've been drinking.
So my ex gf and I who are on good terms and fuck buddies had finished up doing the deed and were laying in bed talking about possibly getting back together in the future and the topic of us both being on Ti... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1406274241 | 1406285826 | t3_2boao1 | t5_2to41 | 30 | rubbish_man_nipples: TIFU by telling wife I thought that swans were adult geese
It started when I had an idiotic thought pass through my head, why don't all geese turn into swans? Then the first mistake was asking my wife. When she stopped laughing and asking me if I was serious I then had to explain why I thought th... | 5 | 6 | |
1406278439 | 1406400547 | t3_2boe9y | t5_2to41 | 12 | hungoverthrowaway: TIFU by combining my medication with alcohol.
Background: I regularly consume Phenibut for my anxiety issues. It's OTC and it helps me sleep as well. It works absolute wonders however it makes any alcohol you consume exponentially powerful. If I do use it I either don't drink or only have a beer o... | 4 | 3 | |
1406278700 | 1410335435 | t3_2boei4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU Mistake while drunk
I am going to make this as short as possible. I met "Jessica" at work and I started talking to her like I talked to everyone else. Through time she introduced me to her friends and boyfriend. We have all hung out together and her boyfriend is pretty cool. One night me, Jessica, and s... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406283259 | 1406327915 | t3_2boiaw | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by Killing...
I have a giant zero turn mower for mowing about five acres a week. I was mowing the farm grass and out of the corner of my eye I see a small field mouse that was flung out from under my mower. Normally I don't care if I hit a small rodent as shit happens when you mow that much area all t... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1406283424 | 1406304067 | t3_2boifx | t5_2to41 | 367 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally playing my own "cover" of Heyyeyaaeyaeyaa in the workplace
Yes, you read it right. So here's a bit of background: during the summer break I work in this tech store, and sometimes if the music on the radio is too shitty I connect my smartphone to the loudspeakers in store and play random ... | 5 | 73.4 | |
1406277053 | 1406303843 | t3_2bod3t | t5_2to41 | 100 | goshuk: TIFU by exiting the office
so we were trying (me and a friend) to get this subcontract job for a turnkey line for a slaughter company.
got up a bit late. meh, fuck breakfast. got into the car. got the friend on the way and drove off to the meeting.
the office they took us in was completely covered with glass... | 4 | 25 | |
1406284092 | 1406304657 | t3_2boiz5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheLivingLibrary: TIFU by Swimming With my Phone
hxcrichard: Drop it into a bag full of rice. Let it sit for a day or two. DO NOT TRY AND TURN IT ON AT ALL FOR LIKE 2 DAYS. Do not freeze it, tried it doesnt work. When you put it in the rice make sure to seperate it as much as possible. Battery taken out, leave cover o... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1406289501 | 1406290072 | t3_2bonzo | t5_2to41 | 8 | Metarlon: Tifu by removing my headphones
So it's like 9:30pm where I live right now and my mum and step dad got back from the airport a good hour ago so I go into my room decide to chat with some friends on Skype while listening to the radio and I take out the headphones and I'm pretty tired but then it hits me I can h... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1406290757 | 1406449141 | t3_2bop9z | t5_2to41 | 52 | CaptainRonSwanson: TIFU by entering the wrong restroom.
Alright, so this story isn't recent but has been haunting me everyday for about 6 years.
I had just gotten off work. It was one of those "Fuck, this is a long day" days. About 5 more hours of work than expected. So I'm dog tired and my girlfriend at the time had ... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1406291112 | 1406323531 | t3_2bopq7 | t5_2to41 | 56 | XerxesClayton: TIFU by listening to Foo Fighters
I didn't think I'd ever have as post for this subreddit... This happened an hour ago.
Backstory: So I woke up 6:15am and zombie walked to the kitchen to nab some Cinnamon fuckin Toast and then played some morning jams: Foo Fighters Greatest Hits. I got to a sing called... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1406291687 | 1406319085 | t3_2boqe9 | t5_2to41 | 23 | BecauseImBliiiiind: TIFU by farting and talking in my sleep.
It was few days ago and my BF still jokes about it every day since. So one night, I've got some weird dreams and I woke up normally until my bf ask me : "What was your dream about last night ? ".
I reply what I remember was there was this power, like a light,... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1406290436 | 1406325049 | t3_2booym | t5_2to41 | 13 | oldboyfuckup: TIFU by watching Oldboy (2013) thinking that I was watching the original (2003)
Spoilers for Oldboy (for the love of god watch the original).
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I am the most critical, pickiest dickhead ever. I only buy games with rated well on Steam/Metacritic, only watch shows with an 8+ rating on IMDB, only watch... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1406294389 | 1406417009 | t3_2botp5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | tomatopancake: TIFU by my vagina being a complete asshole
I should really begin this with how my vagina has fucked up my life since I was 15. I'm sure the women on here have heard that age old question from their gyn "When's the last time you had your period" or "are you regular." My answer to these questions are, "I ... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1406295155 | 1406497631 | t3_2bourb | t5_2to41 | 452 | [deleted]: TIFU By saying a constipation joke before I started preaching at church.
So I was asked to prepare a 20 minute long sermon or just preach from the bible for the 20 mins. And before I started I thought I would tell a joke in front of the 80-100 people at church. And on that day(the sunday just gone) there wer... | 7 | 64.571429 | |
1406294211 | 1406582809 | t3_2botfz | t5_2to41 | 6 | qwerq33: TIFU by switching shampoos.
At my house we have an outside shower, and my Mom insists on getting super organic soaps. (I'm an old spice kind of guy myself) . Therefore I'm always bugging her to get old spice. Well 2 days ago, as I'm in the shower, I read the ingredients on the shampoo and realize it has almond... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1406295177 | 1406307694 | t3_2bouse | t5_2to41 | 8 | yotama9: TIFU by going the extran mile when a stranger asked me for a favour.
I was in the mall this morning, buying a medicine for SO. On my way to the car, the security guard asked to have a phone call. I told him I didn't have my phone with me, and continue to the car. When I've reached the car, I've decided to grab... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1406297168 | 1406334897 | t3_2boxmx | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my husband know I deleted old "sent" emails to exes. Most of which contained mutual porn
I work the night shift and my husband works days. Last night was my day off so I'm playing BF4 on hubbys computer because I'm able to play on "ultra" settings (My PC would catch fire if I tried to do thi... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1406297381 | 1406299248 | t3_2boxxb | t5_2to41 | 2 | shut_dat_mouth: TIFU by betting on the Peyton Manning
Didn’t happen today… This is from the Superbowl.
It was the morning of the Superbowl and my roommates and I were preparing to throw an all day party complete with two kegs, all the fried food you can dream of, and a bunch of other typical Superbowl party food. We d... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406295642 | 1406303905 | t3_2bovfd | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwawayaccount9812: TIFU by making a joke on a deadly accident scene
Last night a big accident happened near my house.
From what I know(police don't tell much about what happened since its still under investigation) there was a high speed police chase. The guy who tried to get away from cops lost control of his car ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406297118 | 1406344568 | t3_2boxkc | t5_2to41 | 33 | CheesyGorditoCrunch: TIFU by waking up a dog
I've been dating this girl now for about a month. We've hit it off pretty well, even met her parents (she lives at home currently so guess thats not a very big accomplishment). Well we went to a concert last night and got home late so her family was all asleep.
We managed ... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1406297782 | 1406344427 | t3_2boyjx | t5_2to41 | 75 | blackbeltbud: TIFU by accusing a child of stealing
Okay, so I actually did this back in December, but I had to wait for the initial cringe factor to wear off. So, it all started when a group of friends and I decided to go to Dave and Busters to celebrate for something. We go in, activate those cool little token cards, ... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1406300319 | 1406363996 | t3_2bp2ks | t5_2to41 | 2,026 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally consuming ~8-12mg of LSD.
Not today, but 2 weeks ago. I just got out the hospital yesterday morning when it just now dawned on me that this story would be perfect here.
A bit of context.. I'm at a few younger friends house during a grad party, they just finished high school and I'm alm... | 12 | 168.833333 | |
1406296273 | 1406429048 | t3_2bowbp | t5_2to41 | 37 | misred: TIFU by not locking the door (slightly NSFW?)
This happened yesterday, but I still thought I would share my story. So this week my family is currently moving and my boyfriend offered to help my dad with moving boxes, furniture, etc. on Thursday. My boyfriend came over around noon to help, but thanks to Comcast,... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1406303803 | 1406332539 | t3_2bp8kh | t5_2to41 | 20 | BootyDial: TIFU by butt dialing the girl of my dreams....REALLY FU!
Ok, so a bit of back story. I'm a lonely guy. I don't have many friends, I'm not very good looking and I'm a bit overweight. I'm ok with this because, well, I'm used to it. I play a lot of MMOs and have a lot of friends on-line but I'm not very social ... | 4 | 5 | |
1406303681 | 1406591480 | t3_2bp8cz | t5_2to41 | 14 | ekclone: TIFU by buying a stolen phone.
Note: This didn't have in the US, nor in any English speaking country
So I just graduated from high school and was looking to buy a smartphone for college, I was looking on a eBay like website for my country and found a LG G2 for 330€ ($445)
I have saved some money from my last... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1406304279 | 1406314775 | t3_2bp9fp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiding my porn too much
Lauranis: This program:
http://www.steffengerlach.de/freeware/
Might be able to help you find the folder, it displays the contents of the drive in a sunburst chart.
Lauranis: also go to the drive you think you saved it, go to folder options and check "show hidden folders" o... | 4 | 1 | |
1406304688 | 1406318551 | t3_2bpa5i | t5_2to41 | 786 | Throwaway52101: TIFU by jacking off in my hotel room
So for a little bit of backstory: I'm on vacation with my family and we are staying In this shitty hotel where the room is the size of a hallway then curves around a corner to the 3 beds lined up tightly packed against the walls, so there is no warning when someone m... | 15 | 52.4 | |
1406307310 | 1406332153 | t3_2bpeuj | t5_2to41 | 5,738 | rushone: TIFU having sex with a guy I really like
So today I finally had sex with this guy I really really like for the first time. It was so spontaneous and in the heat of the moment that we didn't use protection and neither of us cared because we were so into it. So he was really deep and said he was about to finish.... | 15 | 382.533333 | |
1406309369 | 1406351835 | t3_2bpilb | t5_2to41 | 68 | birthdayboy6969: TIFU by using mapquest; possible NSFW
Not today, but many years ago. Home for Thanksgiving from my first year at college, and one of my roommates was visiting with me. Now for a little bit of context, I have been a pretty token "nerd" for most of my life (thick glasses, lots of xbox, etc) and only real... | 9 | 7.555556 | |
1406312018 | 1406332033 | t3_2bpnek | t5_2to41 | 257 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring my husband and ending up in the hospital.
I want to preface this with saying I'm currently laying in a hospital bed, doped out of my mind on painkillers so if this story makes no sense I sincerely apologize, I'll come back later to make edits.
So about a week ago my husband and I moved in ... | 7 | 36.714286 | |
1406312554 | 1406325963 | t3_2bpodi | t5_2to41 | 26 | Tzilung: TIFU by not hugging my father enough. [Slight NSFW]
So actually this happened about 4 years ago.
I was still living with my parents and my room is on the same ground level as the living room and beside the washroom. TV was on too loud but at the same time I was a bit too lazy to go outside and tell them to tu... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1406313516 | 1406345910 | t3_2bpq5g | t5_2to41 | 283 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking my phone
I still don't know how to feel about what just happened. I'm not too phased about it yet but I'm sure the embarrassment will set in soon enough.
So I had gotten home from my bike ride and I am very sweaty at this point so take off my clothes and walk around naked for a while (... | 7 | 40.428571 | |
1406313410 | 1406362451 | t3_2bppyu | t5_2to41 | 17 | Clop_Yiff_Repeat: TIFU by listening to Tyga at the dentist
Earlier today, I was going to the dentist to get a routine cleaning as usual. I'm usdd to the long waiting time, so I decided to bring my headphones along for the time to blow.
I go in and check in with the amazingly nice receptionist, then take my seat. I loo... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1406312197 | 1406647636 | t3_2bpnpp | t5_2to41 | 7 | majye12: TIFU by drawing in class
Last year at school, I was a doodler… we'll, a very deep doodler. And I was always drawing those dark things like people hanging, blood dripping letters and so much more stuffs. The thing tho is that's once my school has a majority of mainstream yolos, if you are a little off, then you... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406315719 | 1406341071 | t3_2bpu74 | t5_2to41 | 109 | GregShift: Tifu by accidentally eating my own poop.
So I got bored while in the middle of watching Wayne's World (Great movie by the way) so I decided to make some chocolate chip cookies, well once I had finished making the cookies I had a strong urge to use the bathroom. Once I had finished the initial pooping I comme... | 7 | 15.571429 | |
1406314599 | 1406316427 | t3_2bps6n | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally insulting my Spanish teacher's lifestyle
Voyager5555: "proud carnivores"
No, you're not.
shadowposter: You're an omnivore mfs
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406318455 | 1406320417 | t3_2bpz4x | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by possibly getting fired for many different reasons.
A few weeks ago, my supervisor (who I happen to be head over heels for) invites me on a three day vacation to an abandoned beach house with her and two mutual friends. Aww yiss. We plan the trip, and headed out Monday night after work.
The trip was ... | 3 | 5 | |
1406317179 | 1406319332 | t3_2bpwu2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | MyfaveisCEO: TIFU by having my phone on speaker
I was in my office with my boss when my co-worker called my cellphone and I answer didnt realize my phone was on speaker co-worker yelled "Is the love of your life still there with you?" And thats how I turned super red and my boss found out I am in love with him :/
dat... | 4 | 4 | |
1406319918 | 1406325068 | t3_2bq1nk | t5_2to41 | 28 | CandyKillshot: TIFU and ended up ass naked in fron of my bestfriend and her s/o
This was actually in January. I was having sex with my (now ex) in his bedroom and my best friend and her s/o were in the room next to us. We kind of kicked them out to do the deed and it was about 5am so we figured they had already fallen ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1406320968 | 1406333783 | t3_2bq3k7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Blatant-Ballsack: TIFU by swallowing cocaine
The recent post about a girl eating a load of LSD reminded me of something that happened to me a couple weeks ago, but on a smaller scale.
I was taking summer classes at my uni this year and I have a routine that I do for big tests. I have a friend of mine who has a prescrip... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1406316855 | 1406322061 | t3_2bpw9x | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to Evanescence on my lunch break
Skunkman-funk: Best TIFU ever.
There really is just too much that time cannot erase.
I_HAVE_THAT_FETISH: Exactly my thoughts.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406314346 | 1406343565 | t3_2bprpv | t5_2to41 | 8 | vaevictis21: TIFU by- Hitting a newbie friend at gym during my elliptical training.
This happened yesterday but I still feel bad about it.
There was a new guy who had just joined the gym and since he was the same age group as mine(I'm 21) we started to have a general conversation about what he was currently doing and ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406321709 | 1406444764 | t3_2bq4ud | t5_2to41 | 47 | superhum: TIFU by leaving my vibrator out
I've had a horny past couple days. I live alone for the summer in my parent's home (they're on vacation) and don't have a boyfriend at the moment so it was just me, myself, and my vibrator. Last night after doing the deed I cleaned my vib and left it on the bathroom counter to ... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1406322172 | 1406377484 | t3_2bq5mq | t5_2to41 | 74 | Putitclose: Tifu and now I may lose my home.
I've really messed up my life. For fourteen years I was a great father and husband. Then I went to the Dr. for help losing weight. I started taking phentermine. I was hooked instantly. I became someone I didn't know. I started getting as many pills as I could and avoided m... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1406322873 | 1406390926 | t3_2bq6up | t5_2to41 | 932 | accountnameandstuff: TIFU by fingering a cat.
So, like most posts on here, this actually happened a few weeks ago when I went out of state to visit my cousins. I always have a lot of fun when I visit and I was especially excited to go see them because they recently added a cat to the family. Now, I have very little exp... | 24 | 38.833333 | |
1406322139 | 1406347335 | t3_2bq5ki | t5_2to41 | 15 | ocarina_vendor: TIFU by writing a message on my whiteboard at about people who are easily offended... which offended one such person.
While in High School, I was told "you're a fool for taking offense where none was intended, and a greater fool for taking offense where it *was* intended." It stuck with me.
Fast forwar... | 5 | 3 | |
1406324202 | 1406332315 | t3_2bq8zm | t5_2to41 | 4 | Fargu: TIFU: By not answering my phonecalls or texts after having sex with a chick who really likes me
So today I finally had sex with this girl that really really likes me for the first time. It was so spontaneous and in the heat of the moment that we didn't use protection and neither of us cared because we were so in... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406301099 | 1406417425 | t3_2bp3vy | t5_2to41 | 13 | notsoaverageash: TIFU by showing up to orientation for my first job and made a bad impression by vomiting all over aisle 9.
So, I just got hired this week for a job I really needed and was stoked. I'm always hell-bent on making good first impressions, which I believe I did successfully during my interview. I woke up fe... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1406325239 | 1406384131 | t3_2bqaou | t5_2to41 | 512 | washeranddryercombo: TIFU because I decided to use speakerphone NSFW
Let me start off by saying that my ex and I at the time used to play this game where whenever we would masturbate we would call one another just before we finished. The objective was to finish as soon as one of us answers the phone as loud and obnoxio... | 5 | 102.4 | |
1406325318 | 1406327377 | t3_2bqatl | t5_2to41 | 16 | 06046ldc: TIFU I ripped the skin around my anus experimenting...
I am a guy and I was always curious about what prostate stimulation is like. I finally gave into the curiosity and tried it and I got a little too rough and literally rubbed off the skin around the anus. Now I have a missing chunk of skin under the hole s... | 4 | 4 | |
1406323937 | 1406330072 | t3_2bq8lv | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by house sitting for my professor
I am an undergrad student. My professor has anywhere between 15-21 cats full time in her 3 bedroom 1200 sq ft home. She is single with a spoiled teenage daughter. Basically, she asked me to house sit for her for a month while she travels across the country to stay with... | 9 | 2 | |
1406325367 | 1406326554 | t3_2bqawt | t5_2to41 | 7 | Possiblysuicidal: TIFU by letting Adventure Island make me it's bitch.
It was three days ago, but my family and I went down to Tampa, FL for a few days to go to the theme parks.
The first day we go to the water park, and I've got this feeling like nothing bad at all could happen at all. So, the first ride we go on is... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406326316 | 1416302533 | t3_2bqcgq | t5_2to41 | 46 | Fatboystillfat: TIFU buy thinking I need to go to the urologist
Hi, my name is Austin and today I fucked up.
For the past month and a half I have been having so very odd symptoms while urinating. Occasionally it would burn. Like I was passing a kidney stone made of the sun. Other times I would have slight discharge. ... | 6 | 7.666667 |
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