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1406328322 | 1406423846 | t3_2bqfn1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my boyfriend about a text
Context: We have been dating for nearly 2.5 years and I used to be really snoopy, but I have been working on it. Last week I was updating my phone on his computer, and skype popped up automatically. I saw my name, so I (stupidly) looked. I was offended at what he said... | 11 | 0.818182 | |
1406330657 | 1406331247 | t3_2bqjao | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwaway0192929408: TIFU by sleeping at a friend's with my boyfriend
This was about a week ago. My boyfriend was leaving for the military so we were spending as much time as possible together at a friend's place. This had become a daily thing for the past 2 weeks, so I had become pretty comfortable with going and slee... | 4 | 1 | |
1406331612 | 1406422869 | t3_2bqkrf | t5_2to41 | 237 | throw_8888_away: TIFU by having crazy wet sex with my wife...in a hotel
Hi reddit. Throwaway. Reasons.
Wife and I had some time in a hotel this last while. I woke up to her tossing and turning, so I cuddled her up with me and gave her a kiss on the nose, planning on falling back to sleep. Wife had a different idea. So... | 11 | 21.545455 | |
1406327997 | 1406332634 | t3_2bqf4f | t5_2to41 | 4 | madmanwithabolt: TIFU By Swallowing
madmanwithabolt: She accidently swallowed. She had never given head before.
6romperstomper9: Well now OP, you just make sure you inform her that, that is the only proper way to give head.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406331899 | 1406332149 | t3_2bql6e | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu: by reading this subreddit!
Jbrasseur: You mean exactly like this post?
s1ic3: Ramish doesn't see the irony.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406333285 | 1406364763 | t3_2bqn6z | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking in the dark [NSFW]
This was actually in January but I thought it was appropriate. Disclaimer: this story involves gay stuff.
So it was finals week and I was horny and tired of studying at around 2 in the morning. I start texting this guy I met a few days earlier who lives nearby and we agre... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1406332299 | 1406341828 | t3_2bqlrv | t5_2to41 | 15 | CheezeLouise1: Tifu by forgetting a to pack a tampon in my bag.
So... My sister and I were out and about shopping at a Baby's R Us in my town. Suddenly I realized that I didn't pack a tampon in my bag and had forgotten to put in a fresh one before I left. I made a beeline for the bathroom and had no other choice but to... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1406336206 | 1406370410 | t3_2bqr9a | t5_2to41 | 39 | Dylanjon95: TIFU By Making my 9-Year-Old Cousin, on my First Time Meeting Him, Cry
So a few nights ago I met my American cousins for the first time in nearly over a decade. Among them was a new addition to the family whom I was meeting for the first time at my Grandad's 80th. Let's call him Ethan.
Ethan and I hit it o... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1406335501 | 1406358208 | t3_2bqqb8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | AstroNaughtilus: TIFU by finding the TIFU subreddit.
I can feel my productivity in all aspect of my life decreasing, as I have found the ultimate well of hilarious human misery, which I shall be now wallowing in for far longer than I should, for the best comedy is the tragedy of someone else.
smashedbotatos: Same here.... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1406344593 | 1406595846 | t3_2br2vd | t5_2to41 | 101 | Gameboy64: TIFU by blaring the Star Wars theme in Best Buy
Backstory: I was in Best Buy today just looking around.
Anyway, I was looking for a Bluetooth speaker. I come across one I like and it says "try me". So I happily oblige. I pull out my phone and connect. Now. Little did I know, the Best Buy uses the same brand... | 9 | 11.222222 | |
1406345533 | 1406347368 | t3_2br428 | t5_2to41 | 9 | NoSleepFiend: TIFU by choosing the parents I chose.
I've never posted anything on reddit before, I'm typically just a browser who comments occasionally. Nonetheless, this needs to be expressed.
You know how "they" (whoever "they" is) say that before you're born you choose your parents? Well, if that's the case I TIFU ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1406345125 | 1406350206 | t3_2br3jr | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By Skyping A Friend
I met a girl my age (18) online who was in to many of the same things I was and we started chatting online. I live in Canada and she lives in England so there's a five hour time difference. We've spoken online through chat only for about six months now and a week ago we decided to ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406346338 | 1406350590 | t3_2br530 | t5_2to41 | 10 | DatVitaminD: TIFU trying to get my friend drunk (nsfw?)
Some back story, one of my best friends decided to have a party at his place while his parents were out of town (he's rich so it was a nice ass house) and I told him I'd help him set it up. While we were getting everything ready he told me that he wanted to blacko... | 5 | 2 | |
1406347509 | 1406385294 | t3_2br6k8 | t5_2to41 | 2,006 | DrunkenGolfer: TIFU by leading a thousand people in a protest march against myself
Walking to lunch, I heard the sound of a megaphone emanating from the nearby park. A horde of agitated citizens had gathered to protest a legislative loophole that could be used to grant citizenship to long-term residents (foreign worker... | 9 | 222.888889 | |
1406344650 | 1406383957 | t3_2br2y0 | t5_2to41 | 71 | CookieSmuggler: TIFU by shaving with baby oil
Potentially NSFW for implied nudity and vagina euphemisms.
First, let me just say the fuck up wasn't using baby oil *per se*; baby oil gives a really close shave and makes my legs feel like dolphins. The fuck up was using dexterity as my dump stat and turning into this inc... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1406349208 | 1406403192 | t3_2br8oh | t5_2to41 | 21 | donthirefamily: TIFU by hiring a friend / family member
You know the rule - NEVER hire friends or family.
"Ah, but what if-" NO.
"Yeah, but in some situations-" NO!
"No, see, it's totally different in this case-" NO!!!
I thought I was different. After all, I've known my cousin Lucy (not her real name) all my life.... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1406350526 | 1406424286 | t3_2braa9 | t5_2to41 | 226 | IFuuckedUp: TIFU By Asking Out My Crush In The Worst Possible Way
(Note:Started typing Late on the 25th, finished 1AM on 26th. Story Takes Place: Late the 24th-All day 25th)
Today I fucked up by asking out my crush.
Some background info: My crush is way out of my league (to be honest we aren't even playing the same g... | 9 | 25.111111 | |
1406351585 | 1406370794 | t3_2brbjb | t5_2to41 | 34 | YourWifeIsACamGirl: TIFU by referring to my friend's wife by her iFriends' name.
Tonight I fucked up when we were out to dinner with an old college friend and his wife. It was myself and my wife taking them out to dinner because they were in town looking at houses.
Unbeknownst to anyone at the table, I had stumbled up... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1406353638 | 1406354218 | t3_2brdyj | t5_2to41 | 5 | gluemanator: TIFU by naturally gluing paper to my lips
[deleted]: Why didn't you just spit on it again and wet it... then pull it off??
rumpleforeskin83: Would guess s\he panicked in which case all logical reasoning goes right out the window. Also I've had this happen with cigarettes. Put in mouth and don't light rig... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1406355936 | 1406427670 | t3_2brge7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | fallout-nation: TIFU by making grilled cheese at my girlfriends
So my girlfriend sneaks me into her house to spend the night pretty often. Being that her room is in the basement and her parents work early morning shifts, they don't check in on her till the afternoon typically. So one afternoon, after sleeping the morni... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1406356782 | 1406357328 | t3_2brh48 | t5_2to41 | 9 | mrsmcfreaky: Nsfw TIFU by not knowing what a "cream pie" was.... nsfw
This happened months ago but I feel is still warranted to share.
My husband and I were exploring into a swinger type of environment and started out by using an online website to meet others interested. Both of us started talking to people together a... | 3 | 3 | |
1406361931 | 1406415307 | t3_2brlhv | t5_2to41 | 278 | Space-Money: TIFU By Sharting Naked In The Kitchen.
It's Saturday now in Colorado, so let's do this. It was my day off yesterday and so when I woke up I thought "Damn, I could really go for a PBR in the shower today." So I started running water for my shower, and it takes a solid minute to actually get hot, so I wal... | 8 | 34.75 | |
1406360509 | 1406366389 | t3_2brkdk | t5_2to41 | 8 | LegendaryGuy1: TIFU by being a beta
Horatio_Stubblecunt: Right, you're 16 years old so you have plenty of time before it becomes a serious issue - for the love of god, ditch this "alpha/beta" bollocks. It's not a healthy way to view the world and it's a massive load of crap. While you're at it, quit using terms like "... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406364684 | 1406367388 | t3_2brng8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Bnlol1: TIFU by leaving my door open
So this was wednesday. I had to take the trash can to the curb, so i went out to grab it. I forgot to close my door on the way out.
Friday morning, i realise i havent seen one of my cats, and after some searching realise he isn't in the house. I searched for him, left some food out... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1406369341 | 1406444159 | t3_2brqmt | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU by admiring myself naked in front of the neighbors
This week has been unbearably warm. I'm not one to strut around the house naked, but my parents weren't home (or so I thought) and I was sweating profusely, so I decided to strip down. I'm feeling pretty good about myself at this point; my internet frie... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1406375729 | 1406445726 | t3_2brs5t | t5_2to41 | 1,031 | McBr0de: At my old kitchen job we used to actually say "HOT BOOTY" for this. The standard response was "ES LA VERDAD" ("it's the truth")
SweSox: "It is known."
Mattdr46: It is known
Weekndr: Known it is
OneObstacle: "Verdad es la."
Gold_4_No_Reason: :)
Meltingteeth: >Redditor for 13 hours
>helped pay for 93.24... | 17 | 60.647059 | |
1406378396 | 1406384975 | t3_2brxcs | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by moving my bed downstairs
I live in a 4 bedroom house. My 3 roommates have already moved out into their new places so I've had the house to myself for two weeks, and have one more week to go.
The upstairs, where my overly massive bedroom is, got reallllly hot. We used to have AC problems but got "fix... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1406379325 | 1406488992 | t3_2bry5c | t5_2to41 | 18 | ThomastheTackle: TIFU by Trusting Someone
Pre-Warning: This post isn't particularly funny, unless you find betrayal humorous, in which case I would recommend Mr. Martin's "A Game of Thrones."
Although today was the day I received a colossal knife in my back, this story reaches back to almost the beginning of November.... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1406381111 | 1406417553 | t3_2brzw4 | t5_2to41 | 281 | Throooowaway12: TIFU by having sex that was too rough (final update)
Previous post
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2bl0ur/tifu_by_having_sex_that_was_too_rough_update/
Hey everyone! I was going to update yesterday but I decided that sleeping and playing skyrim was more important so that's what I did.
Anyw... | 5 | 56.2 | |
1406380803 | 1406396377 | t3_2brzlp | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwawayfriendsis: TIFU...friend caught me with his sister
throwawayfriendsis: I should also mention she has a boyfriend who isn't me...
RaveNCrow3: Now that right there. That's where the fuck up begins.
throwawayfriendsis: Yea...oddly enough that tends to happen...kind of a bad person
Daveswaffles: I dunno, she was ... | 5 | 1 | |
1406382280 | 1406382892 | t3_2bs12c | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating with an electric toothbrush.
On my period as of right now, and I just scared the shit out of myself 10 minutes ago.
I was fucking myself with the bottom part of my electric tooth brush in the shower, and when I took it out.... I noticed the [bottom](http://www.toothshop.co.nz/ic/374675... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1406385309 | 1406439043 | t3_2bs4in | t5_2to41 | 114 | milkybarbitch: TIFU by creating a blow job incentive program (BIP)
I'm a big rugby fan. So when I found out my boyfriend was playing this year I decided to create a blow job incentive program at the beginning of the season.
Win = 1 blow job
No injuries = 1 blow job
+1 blow job for every try
Turns out him and his tea... | 4 | 28.5 | |
1406378017 | 1406393762 | t3_2brx18 | t5_2to41 | 32 | schlauncha: TIFU by eating sugar-free wafer cookies
Here is the email I submitted in the "Contact Us" page for Voortman cookies, regarding their Cookies'n Creme wafers I recently bought:
I have always been a fan of wafer cookies like this, and was excited to see this new flavor I hadn't seen before. I came home and di... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1406388940 | 1406397110 | t3_2bs915 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying alcohol at Wal-mart
Today I went to Wal-mart to buy a few items for my new apartment. I picked up some milk, cereal, frozen veggies and pizzas, some new curtains, utensils, some juice, etc. I also grabbed a 12 pack of mixed craft beers. Going well so far.
During this time I was with my cousi... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1406384947 | 1406483887 | t3_2bs42u | t5_2to41 | 24 | ThrowingAway_Trash: TIFU By saying I wanted to break up but not actually wanting to.
Yes, I was that person, the person all of you talk about. I said we should think about breaking up because we were both so frustrated. I don't want to and I don't know why I said it
Long Story short:
We were in the process of moving in... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1406389777 | 1406799581 | t3_2bsa66 | t5_2to41 | 124 | thedloan: TIFU by getting naked. NSFW
I own a small business, and was recently talking to a former employee who had left last year to pursue a career as a yoga teacher. She's a young woman in her mid-20s. I'm a 50ish male. She told me that she has been studying a form of massage/body treatment and that she needs to hav... | 4 | 31 | |
1406380735 | 1406393735 | t3_2brzj6 | t5_2to41 | 29 | kidneystoneslayer: TIFU by playing pool
As with most posts on this subreddit, this did not happen today. Quite a while ago, in fact, when I was 4 years old.
I grew up living two hours away from my grandparents who lived in a quaint little town in central Indiana. We didn't get to see them often, so all visits were a b... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1406391022 | 1406400541 | t3_2bsbuq | t5_2to41 | 93 | zethrowawayyy: TIFU by letting my brother into my bedroom (possibly NSFW)
Note: Not sure if this is actually NSFW, but went ahead and tagged it just in case...
This actually happened last night, but it was not until about 10 minutes ago did I realize my colossal fuck up.
Some background. My boyfriend and I have been ... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1406391164 | 1406405890 | t3_2bsc2i | t5_2to41 | 6 | NogardDerorrim: TIFU by cutting one tiny wire in my truck and now all kinds of stuff is screwed up as a result.
I bought my SO's grandpa's old pickup truck about a month ago and it's still in fairly good shape and has low mileage so I couldn't pass it up. There is a problem somewhere between the door alarm and the igni... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1406387696 | 1406478423 | t3_2bs7d1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | tanbu: TIFU by using facebook at an internet café
... and probably not remembering to log off, let alone use private browsing mode. Now I'm being used by some click farmer, and I'm following a whole bunch of random jackoffs. Fuck fuck fuck. I'll be stuck at my comp unliking and unfollowing a whole lot today. *And* I'll... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406395696 | 1406484229 | t3_2bsiul | t5_2to41 | 784 | Mullicant: TIFU by slightly cooking my penis
So me and my girlfriend had just gotten back from a hike. We get into her apartment and our plan was that she was going to start cooking dinner while I go take a quick shower. Naturally, I strip all my clothes off right in the middle of the living room and waggle my junk aro... | 9 | 87.111111 | |
1406396027 | 1406398093 | t3_2bsjd8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [TIFU] by punching a condescending co-workers lights out!
[deleted]: Hey you, guy! Put your fucking glasses on before you go in the cooler so you will see that the fucking eggs aren't in the fucking cooler god damn it! He probably wasn't even terminated because you hit him meaning that he could have fucke... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1406397177 | 1406397761 | t3_2bslad | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my pet snake sleep outside the cage.
First post, excuse the rough patches!
Background: I have a pet boa constrictor, and we are about the same height/weight (5'2", ~100lbs.)
Fuck up: So I have had this pet boa for a few years and it is very fun to have around. Over the years I have learned ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406397663 | 1406558651 | t3_2bsm03 | t5_2to41 | -1 | Umbrifer: TIFU by letting my dog walk off leash again
This happened yesterday evening, on my way to the liquor store, with 7 minutes to spare before it closed. I had a mission, obtain a 6 pack and maybe a bottle of vodka. It was a simple one, but where there was the liquor store, there was the cute girl who worked at t... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1406399427 | 1406438921 | t3_2bsonp | t5_2to41 | 2,349 | Dixred: TIFU getting a BJ
So this technically did happen today, although my story starts yesterday. Last night I went to a party with a girl I have been seeing for a few weeks now, it was at her friends house and we both had a great time. We drank and danced by the fire, and I met many new and fun people. By the time t... | 12 | 195.75 | |
1406399882 | 1406400589 | t3_2bspb9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 99demo: TIFU by forgetting my wife's birthday
stillyoinkgasp: Surprise her when she gets back. The day (or night) she's due to arrive have a nice dinner prepared, a couple of candles, and maybe a small "something" all wrapped up.
Tell her you wanted to let her know in person how much she means to you.
You can salva... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1406403210 | 1406440445 | t3_2bsuhr | t5_2to41 | 39 | throwaway91102: TIFU by accidentally selling hundreds of fraudulent gift cards.
I've never actually posted anything on Reddit before, so I'm sorry if this isn't formatted very well.
This wasn't exactly today, but I felt like I really needed to tell someone what's going on with me right now.
So about two months ago, I ... | 9 | 4.333333 | |
1406405677 | 1406431180 | t3_2bsy6e | t5_2to41 | 41 | not-a-prince: Tifu by masturbating with peppered fingers.
This happened two weeks ago, I just recovered enough emotionally to talk about it. So my girlfriend is a practicing muslim and begged off sex for the month of ramadan. now two weeks went by without sex and she visit me to see how i was getting along and bring me... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1406401194 | 1406440559 | t3_2bsrb1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Goochbegone: TIFU by shaving my gooch.
So last night I got a little drunk. I had to be at work this morning so I was shaving my face before bed and had a brilliant idea to use my clippers on my balls. At first it went real nice. Shaved off my bush I had let grow unkempt and it was smooth as silk.
Next I went for the b... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1406392494 | 1406459341 | t3_2bsdyk | t5_2to41 | 21 | DepressExpectations: TIFU by going out with my Cum Stained shirt from yesterday’s night session.
So I woke up today late and have to rush to a very specific computer hardware repair store before it closes for the next few days [the specifics as to why they do isn't relevant to the story].
I managed to get in 3 minute... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1406408115 | 1406476000 | t3_2bt1rv | t5_2to41 | 29 | kneejerkylurkey: TIFU by squatting on the toilet
(Throwaway as my main reddit account links to my personal website, and FU took place a few weeks ago ... waiting for a Saturday to post since FU is defecation related)
I've come across several threads on reddit about the benefits of squatting on the toilet (vs sitting),... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1406409270 | 1406562439 | t3_2bt3ij | t5_2to41 | 5 | _Podus: TIFU, I tweeted about losing my virginity on the girl I've been dating's birthday... I didn't lose it to her
So I've been on a few dates with this girl and things were going pretty nicely... but we hadn't decided to label our relationship and we never specified we couldn't see or do anything with other people.
... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1406410019 | 1406941291 | t3_2bt4rn | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by still being high on acid when it was time for my shift at Mcdonald's
So, first off let me say that I'd only done acid two times prior to this, and neither of those trips had the same intensity as this. So, last night was Friday and I went up to a cabin with my boyfriend, a couple of his friends, and... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1406407218 | 1406416260 | t3_2bt0gh | t5_2to41 | 44 | pcatchu: TIFU by trying to unclog my bathtub with a fork
Today I forked up..
So there I was.. taking a hot relaxing shower. As I was a few minutes into the shower, i noticed that the drain in the shower was slightly clogged. Now I have wild curly LONG .. like down to my butt.. LONG hair. I probably shed a handful ... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1406381041 | 1406414550 | t3_2brztz | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I was watching a magic show
As usual this happened a few months ago. I work at a hospital and I am high spirited. I usually say what's on my mind and I try to make hospital visits better by having humor. It was pretty earlier in the morning and I was standing outside a door with a room full ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1406414792 | 1406465706 | t3_2btbzy | t5_2to41 | 117 | thrownawaysawa: TIFU by looking at my sister search history on Google NSFW
So today my cousins surprised my family with a visit and we were all excited to go out to lunch and have a good time with each other but first we had to decide where to eat. We suggested some ideas and decided on Chinese food was what we all wan... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1406415185 | 1406416506 | t3_2btck5 | t5_2to41 | 22 | AnonymousArnie: TIFU by loosing my vibrator (NSFW)
Long time lurker, first time poster. Yes, this is a throwaway.
I am a 17 year old girl who lives with my single dad and I have no friends or boyfriend. About a year ago my mom gave me a bullet vibrator and every so often I might use it when I can't fall asleep at night... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1406416430 | 1406420334 | t3_2btebo | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a friend they could visit without specifying a time frame...
Here's the story...
3 years ago this lovely foreign exchange student did an internship at my place of employment. We flirted heavily. One night I went to a party with all the students, and much to my surprise she ended up making ou... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406415856 | 1406419801 | t3_2btdhw | t5_2to41 | 24 | iamprimo: TIFU called girlfriend ex-wife name
Not sure if this is the right sub, but here goes.... We were making out among other stuff, but we had planned on going skating so we stopped. She had her shorts off at the time and I was returning her short to her and I said, "Damn sweetie these shorts are all wet. They h... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1406416751 | 1406507166 | t3_2btesl | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling FIRST BLOOD when having sex with my girlfriend for the first time.
So I met this girl a month ago and she happens to be a virgin. My friends and I made a bet and I did it.
Now I have won the bet, but I lost my girlfriend and probably ruined her "first time".
I am ashamed of myself!
Cambrai... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1406411386 | 1406422626 | t3_2bt6u0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | throwbadstuffaway: TIFU by being a lesbians first, and other really bad things
Well, technically bi now... but that's besides the point, and that's not even the worst part about that night.
This past week a very close friend from our central friend group visited for the first time since she moved to Tennessee a year a... | 3 | 1 | |
1406419200 | 1406425742 | t3_2bti67 | t5_2to41 | 3 | tuxracer04: TIFU by getting deported during the World Cup in Brazil because I didn't bring a visa.
[deleted]: How did you get into the country without visa?
tuxracer04: Well, I didnt make it past the airport, but after I got one back in America I was allowed in.
| 3 | 1 | |
1406418194 | 1406481113 | t3_2btgt8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | messa1: Tifu by being a new driver
I am learning to drive pretty late in life. (f 27). I've been getting lessons and the instructor said my basic driving skills were good. After begging my husband to let me practice with him, he finally let me drive for a good while. (in his relatively new car that he takes great prid... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1406414681 | 1406455608 | t3_2btbuk | t5_2to41 | 38 | shorthair1212: TIFU by flooding my hotel room [NSFW]
So, I'm in this beautiful hotel, just had lunch and it's hot outside so I decided to take a bath...
Now, knowing I am the only one in my hotel room, I still fucking closed the curtains in the bathtub (how stupid of me). I'm having a bath, started fapping, having a b... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1406422643 | 1406426504 | t3_2btmup | t5_2to41 | 15 | Shitty_Throwaway__: TIFU by vastly underestimating my inherited delayed lactose intolerance gene.
I remember reading on a TIFU comment thread some wise words from a redditor: "You're guaranteed to shit your pants once in your life. Be thankful it happened as a child, and not an adult." I laughed, and upvoted, and th... | 3 | 5 | |
1406424043 | 1406436880 | t3_2btots | t5_2to41 | 13 | 8bitChap: TIFU by looking at cute animals.
I'm in hospital at the moment and the other day a friend and myself were going through random subreddits by clicking the "random" link at the top.
Today I decided to do it again and as I'm sat up, laptop edged a tiny bit so if they looked someone could view in, not on purpose... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1406409786 | 1410466516 | t3_2bt4cn | t5_2to41 | 9 | zzAftershock: TIFU by eating Starbucks
Hello my friends of Tifu, literally just found this page. Really enjoying it, and I've been dying to get this story out somewhere. It happened a couple months ago near the end of school.
So first, you need to know a few things: My state just switched over to the new testing, "Comm... | 3 | 3 | |
1406426252 | 1406440736 | t3_2btrr4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | couldntgetinside: [NSFW] TIFU by trying to fuck my girlfriend
So here is some back story. She is a virgin and last week I tried getting inside her. She said no, so I respected that and stopped.
Fast forward today, she calls me telling me she is eager to see me before she leaves for vacation. She comes to my home and I... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1406425681 | 1406449475 | t3_2btqzs | t5_2to41 | 15 | mouthwashstings: TIFU by getting mouthwash down my Penis because I was lazy and tired NSFW
I should start by saying my toilet and bathroom are in separate rooms.
To cut the amount of time it takes me to get ready in the morning, I usually do multiple things at once whilst in the bathroom. This includes urinating in t... | 3 | 5 | |
1406427234 | 1406462271 | t3_2btt1j | t5_2to41 | 6,334 | formulawild: TIFU by fingering my crush, with my toe, accidentally.
It was a normal day at the swimming pool. All the lifeguards (myself included) were rejoicing as swim lessons came to an end. We all decided to jump in the pool to cool down and blow off a little steam. It was a usual staff swim session, people doing t... | 11 | 575.818182 | |
1406427430 | 1406429021 | t3_2bttc1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Freelancer47: TIFU by trusting my roommates to know how to clean up after a sewage pipe burst.
Names have been changed to keep people anonymous.
Friday Night, 7PM Chicago-time:
There I am, playing "Thief" on my new PS4 (it ain't that great, for what it's worth) when I hear a familiar sound resonate from the bathroom ... | 3 | 3 | |
1406426264 | 1406476302 | t3_2btrrq | t5_2to41 | 5 | notoiletthrowaway: TIFU by getting drunk and peeing myself
This actually happened last night. Im visiting my hometown (my parents still live here but I live on a college campus now). Last night a lot of my high school friends and I got together and we proceeded to get drunk beyond all belief.
I had 3 beers and then a... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1406428165 | 1406493685 | t3_2btubf | t5_2to41 | 184 | mylittleleoislost: TIFU by allowing my little explorer to go out at night
At around one AM july 26, I opened the door for my cat to out for a stroll before bed time. For the last five years he had been going out whenever he wanted even after a move to the country, we recently moved back to the city and have only been h... | 5 | 36.8 | |
1406432069 | 1406449416 | t3_2btzdy | t5_2to41 | 5 | Fucktheheart: TIFU by letting myself fall to infatuation.
ShawnBootygod: Didn't realize there was a legit highschool hierarchy like in movies. I just graduated last year and it certainly wasn't like that.
Random_ass_name: Depends on where you go to school and how large of a school it is, I believe. My school is fairly... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406432003 | 1406444704 | t3_2btzal | t5_2to41 | 88 | Quitfiddlin: TIFU by forgetting a towel.
Not a throwaway because I have no friends.
Anyway this happened a couple of years ago but I still cringe thinking about it.
One day my sisters decided on inviting their friends over to hang out. Normal session where they just chill and throw corny jokes all day. Anyway I was i... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1406432417 | 1406443259 | t3_2btzu0 | t5_2to41 | 54 | IlovemyTARDIS: TIFU by hearing Let It Go
I suppose I should start at the beginning.
I have younger sisters, all under the age of ten. We went to see Frozen in the movie theater. So there I was, not really giving a fuck about it, and then it hit me: this was going to torture me for at least five months.
Fast forward t... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1406433398 | 1406779625 | t3_2bu12g | t5_2to41 | 61 | rogue_giant: TIFU by being in love with a girl.
mostly happened last night, but here's the story about how my entire summer got flipped upside down overnight.
I get a call from a girl that I have had feelings for. She has known about me having these feelings for quite some time, and wanted more time to see what would... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1406433469 | 1406435253 | t3_2bu15x | t5_2to41 | 15 | cheetah-ina-pita: Tifu by molesting a handicapped strangers face
Ok so here goes.
It was a fairly lazy Saturday, got up at noon had a meeting at the bank. Then I decided to check out a movie at the local Indi theatre, they were playing "the double" which I'd wanted to see for a while.
I was a bit later than expected ... | 3 | 5 | |
1406434786 | 1406441808 | t3_2bu2up | t5_2to41 | 23 | Thrillls: TIFU By jumping off a 70 foot cliff and landing a perfect back flop
A group of friends and I decided to go hit the cliffs to do some cliff jumping. The location I went has a 10 ft, 20 ft, 25 ft, 35 ft, and 70 ft cliffs. Keep in mind I only started jumping off cliffs this summer. I have done the 35 ft jump ... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1406428782 | 1406487861 | t3_2btv5f | t5_2to41 | 25 | StarFscker: TIFU by replacing a gerbil
Today one of my 2 gerbils died. Her name was Mamba.
It was really sad. I don't know how it died, but it was definitely dead. The other gerbil I have, ChaCha, seemed sad too.
I thought she needed a friend.
I went to the pet store and found a gerbil. I thought that it would mak... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1406432353 | 1406468320 | t3_2btzr1 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Izawwlgood: TIFU by listening to instructions during a pilots lesson
For my birthday, my fiance bought me a pilots lesson at a nearby airport, due to my love of KSP and machines and speed and shut up I don't need to explain this part.
So we drive out to this airport, get there a bit early, and share a sandwich. The in... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1406435509 | 1406510189 | t3_2bu3t0 | t5_2to41 | 139 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing a split in my room naked
I am in my room on a Saturday night watching Netflix. I decide to practice doing splits and stretches because I want to regain my flexibility. I have my legs spread wide open away from the door and towards my computer screen. I decide to do the kind of stretch that I us... | 7 | 19.857143 | |
1406437699 | 1406461860 | t3_2bu6es | t5_2to41 | 72 | SheepdogThrowaway: TIFU by putting a sticker on my fiance's butt
So my fiance and I were playing around this morning. Flirting, teasing each other sexually. The typical stuff that leads to getting hot and heavy. We just woke up and I havent had my vitally necessary caffeine. My fiance pulls the XXL sticker off a new sh... | 7 | 10.285714 | |
1406436831 | 1406477810 | t3_2bu5f3 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: Tifu by making fun of a girl I've been dating' dead parents
Tonight over dinner she told me she was an orphan. She was incredibly in control in the conversation over it. I asked her some questions about how some of the details worked out and then the fuck up.
I joked about her being batman (a compliment in... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1406436332 | 1406483184 | t3_2bu4tm | t5_2to41 | 12 | suigenic: TIFU by being VERY DEFINITELY poly
Disclaimer: I've know that I'm a poly man for a while now, tried to ignore it for the sake of various mono partners, almost never works out. I've tried to convince myself I can rock a mono relationship for a while.
Today I fucked up really, really bad holy shit.
I've been ... | 3 | 4 | |
1406439233 | 1406495781 | t3_2bu813 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting in my GF's toilet.
This is happening as I type. I'm at my girlfriend's house right now and I just took the biggest dump I've had... I've been constipated for a few days. I took my dump about 5 minutes ago (it's 1:30am as I type this).
Little did I know that my gf's mother would be up at thi... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1406441717 | 1406486035 | t3_2buail | t5_2to41 | 13 | oscar_from_telesales: TIFU by trusting traffic lights
It was my SO's birthday yesterday, and we had gone out to a fancy place to eat and celebrate. We're holidaying to Melbourne on Monday to celebrate further, so she decided to skip the pill and move her period back a week to free everything up for the trip. Red light ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1406441564 | 1406477185 | t3_2buadl | t5_2to41 | 79 | tifu_happy: TIFU: being high.
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say: So I have only smoked before a few times, and I decided I would smoke with my brother and watch a comedy. (My brothers 20, I'm 17) all goes well probably a [7], so the WiFi cuts out, so I go to restart the router. I begin to sneak downstairs to th... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1406424342 | 1406480729 | t3_2btp76 | t5_2to41 | 21 | throwawayforbitches: TIFU by having sex while the inside of my car got soaked. [NSFW?]
So, I just came back from a road trip vacation with my family, and my father who smokes was in my car with me. I'm personally not a smoker, so I decided to leave my windows open when I got home today to air out the smell. My girlfrie... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1406443341 | 1406470360 | t3_2bubyp | t5_2to41 | 262 | MobofGlitch: TIFU By Drinking On Medication Labled "Do Not Drink Alcohol While Taking This Medication"
So I recently started taking a new SSRI Anti-Anxiety Medication for some anxiety related stomach issues. Bottle is labled "Do not drink alcohol"...but last night I made the brilliant informed decision that it was wri... | 4 | 65.5 | |
1406443047 | 1406469895 | t3_2bubpk | t5_2to41 | 40 | NumbReflex: TIFU by getting too drunk and sharting myself. NSFW
**TL;DR:** Got drunk, sharted myself, received oral sex, probably got poop in her mouth, passed out.
This happened a couple months ago, but I was hesitant to post it online for a while.
So I'm in college on a Friday night. What else is there to do but go... | 4 | 10 | |
1406449615 | 1406452724 | t3_2buh0t | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU my chance to get a job.
This fuck up was not accomplished alone. I'm on mobile so yeah.
So I am not able to get a job for whatever reason. I have only ever worked in a library (4 years) and my second, most recent, place of employment fired me because my boss wanted to go on vacation (but this is a who... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1406451288 | 1407993382 | t3_2bui87 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by being subscribed to /r/cemeteryporn
**TL;DR Girlfriend suspects I'm into that dead pussy.**
*/r/cemeteryporn is one of the many 'porn' subreddits that sound rather inappropriate without any context (shoutout to /r/vexillology for not being called /r/flagporn)*
Anyways, people post some eerily bea... | 5 | 4 | |
1406462195 | 1406467608 | t3_2bupmq | t5_2to41 | 3 | jupiterq: TIFU by being young
This happened when I was around 8 or 9. It was Christmas day and and i was at my grans. My uncle, who lives across the country (I live in Scotland, he lives in London) was here for Christmas. We decided that since my grans kitchen was so small, we would go out for Christmas dinner.
So, w... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1406465713 | 1406547046 | t3_2busgw | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not sleeping
I f'd up by drinking 3L of vanilla coke before bed, on a Sunday night.
Uni tomorrow, 7 hours straight, with 2 labs.
Finished drinking at 9 or so, now 1 am so naturally on Reddit.
I don't drink alcohol, so caffeine is my poison of choice.
Only drank it because I have the sad feels from... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1406465815 | 1406467407 | t3_2busk1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | SneakyJays: TIFU by suggesting to my new girlfriend that we'll have kids together.
I'm 17 and my girlfriend is 16, her and I were celebrating our '3 months' (any excuse to go out on a friday night). We were eating sushi and just chatting away, deep in conversation I bring up my opinion of gaming. I say "You'll see, one... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406465412 | 1406670435 | t3_2bus81 | t5_2to41 | 224 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing my disturbing secret fetish to my group of friends
This actually happened in May, but it has changed my relationship with many of my friends for the worse in a lasting way.
I get turned on and masturbate to photos online of Sarah (not her real name), a woman who's daughter was abducted. I'm... | 13 | 17.230769 | |
1406426459 | 1406573240 | t3_2bts0x | t5_2to41 | 5 | beardedbard_wnc: TIFU by ruining an antique table
I've been staying in my brother's guest house, which is full of his wife's mother's antiques. I'm usually very careful around them so as not to mess anything up. Unfortunately, there was an old sewing table next to the fridge I had been using as a catchall. Yesterday, I... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406466794 | 1406487735 | t3_2butey | t5_2to41 | 2 | Breast_Inspections: TIFU By Thinking Too Much
rya11111: Removed. Rule 8. In case of need of assistance kindly post to /r/SuicideWatch
Thank you
Breast_Inspections: I feel that was unnecessary to do, as I am in no way a suicide risk. I just needed to vent a little. but what a way to handle that situation guys. "hey w... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406467714 | 1406470760 | t3_2buu9h | t5_2to41 | 2 | Super_Deeg: TIFU by reading this sub.
Whitezombie70: This one time I punched somebody on purpose, because they were being an asshole, and they deserved it.
Super_Deeg: I like this one. It has a lot if spunk.
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