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1406649006 | 1406667276 | t3_2c1v63 | t5_2to41 | 79 | unclenoah: TIFU by sending out a random act of pizza
A friend of mine was broke and hungry last night, so I offered to send over a pizza (I was stuck at work, so delivering it myself was not an option). My friend said Pizza Hut was the only delivery in their area, so I called the closest shop, and they said that in or... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1406650564 | 1406686308 | t3_2c1xx1 | t5_2to41 | 270 | [deleted]: Tifu by showing my girlfriend r/spacedicks
I have been a long time lurker on reddit and contributing a few comments here and there.
A few days ago, I was browsing the front page and my girlfriend asks what am I looking at. I tell her reddit and she says, "I've heard of that. What exactly is it?" I explain t... | 6 | 45 | |
1406651608 | 1406732699 | t3_2c1ztz | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a Werewolf Mask
So, it was a pretty usual night.
Except for it wasn't! It was Halloween night, and I was at my friend's house.
A little background; me and my friend LOVED to spend our time together thinking of ways to play pranks. We would unplug people's Christmas lights, write stupid thing... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1406642935 | 1406688742 | t3_2c1kwx | t5_2to41 | 8 | Gotsbacon: TIFU by trying to "fix" my mistakes...
TIFU and tried to install Ubuntu on my PC. I had made a new partition to transfer files between Windows 8.1 and Ubuntu. My fuck-up has multiple parts to it, but ill start chronologically.
FU1: Didn't shrink my C drive so that I could safely install ubuntu without risk... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406652117 | 1406683732 | t3_2c20rx | t5_2to41 | 3,073 | Nuke-The-Whales: TIFU by masturbating with the shower head.
So pretty much every post I submit here is related to my vagina . . . We fuck up a lot.
My family owns a property in the city, and I texted them all stating that I would be spending 2 days there alone just to relax, do some reading, walk around, etc.
The det... | 16 | 192.0625 | |
1406652178 | 1406655964 | t3_2c20wd | t5_2to41 | 5 | CountedTo96: TIFU by throwing rocks at the weird kid
Childhood story, I'm 17 now.
About 10 years ago my parents split up and my mum moved to a new place, same city. I spent the first few weeks curiously exploring everything around the neighbourhood, on this particular day I had a friend over.
We were out in the woo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406653681 | 1406657512 | t3_2c23oh | t5_2to41 | 9 | bigbowlowrong: tifu by cumming blood into my gf's mouth
Manxman64: Did you ever see her again?
bigbowlowrong: Yep, we tried the long-distance thing and she flew to Australia to visit me after a few months. The relationship didn't last out the remainder of the year though.
As friends, we're still in regular contact. W... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1406651063 | 1406657038 | t3_2c1yud | t5_2to41 | 13 | RapidReciprocation: TIFU by flat-out lying
No throwaway because.
So I am 21, gay and I am not out, but I really want to see and chat with gay guys my age etc. So I decide that an OKCupid account is the way to go about meeting guys. Main problem is that I am terribly closeted and don't want someone to recognise me just... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1406639574 | 1406709024 | t3_2c1fri | t5_2to41 | 68 | zzxcvb: TIFU by trying to run on a treadmill
So this happened about 30 mins ago: I was at the gym running on the treadmill because I wanted to lose weight around my waist. I usually go at a fast-walk pace for about 20~30 mins, but today I decided I wanted to speed things up and try a running pace.
So I decided to try ... | 4 | 17 | |
1406654765 | 1406680922 | t3_2c25r5 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU... Drove away from taco bell hungry...
TIFU... Ordered taco bell this morning, 1 sausage am crunchwrap and 1 sausage grande scrambler. Stoked that I was getting breakfast there!
I pulled up, had my debit card in hand waiting for them to open the window, it was taking very long. As I was waiting I was ... | 3 | 9 | |
1406655094 | 1406659898 | t3_2c26dc | t5_2to41 | 6 | mcgrady206: TIFU by getting head
holy_doodle: *taps fingers waiting patiently for OP to edit post so that we can identify as to what the problem with his current scenario is...
mcgrady206: i was covered in nasty alcohol puke.
8BitPoro: in the shower... Ya know? That place that cleans you when your getting head from yo... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1406653218 | 1406680239 | t3_2c22t0 | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally stripping in front of a builder
I'm a university student and have just come home for the summer. My parents recently moved to a new house and still have contractors working on a new greenhouse. I go for long runs on the weekends and had just come back and was feeling really hot and sweat... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1406654626 | 1406748049 | t3_2c25hy | t5_2to41 | 10 | ClassyTurkey: TIFU: by opening a fire Taco Bell sauce with my teeth.
So you might have an idea what happened, but here it is anyway.
I went to TacoBell for a quick bite and got my normal meal. I normally grab a few hot sauce to enjoy on my tacos, but decided to try the fire sauce for a little more bite... Well I got i... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1406653154 | 1406666151 | t3_2c22ok | t5_2to41 | 22 | badu201: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a napkin to wipe herself
My girlfriend came to visit me at work where I do construction. There is no toilet paper there, so I have to bring my own in my backpack. My girlfriend had to pee and needed toilet paper to wipe herself when she is done. I didnt have toilet paper, but I did... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1406657228 | 1406681785 | t3_2c2ag0 | t5_2to41 | 84 | gogetaashame: TIFU by leaving a bottle unattended [NSFW]
For context, when I travel, I tend to get quite constipated and often leads to me buying some laxatives at the local pharmacy.
So this morning, having not shat for 3 days, I decided to stroll down to the pharmacy this morning to get some laxatives, everything wa... | 4 | 21 | |
1406647409 | 1406670324 | t3_2c1sc0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | duke1102: TIFU by draining my waterbed
So, this is my first fuck up I'm posting here..
Literally happened like half an hour ago.
I have a waterbed, which I want to sell, because I want to get a normal bed again. (Nothing against waterbeds, they are great for sleeping.)
I also kinda want to renovate my room soon, so di... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1406660029 | 1406675085 | t3_2c2fwk | t5_2to41 | 26 | Jazzedinmypants: TIFU by throwing my phone at someone while they were on the treadmill
This happened about a week ago. I was on the treadmill and already upset that I was stuck with the discomfort of wearing a shitty bra since I forgot my sportsbra. I had been listening to Pandora and for some reason the stations I had... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1406660386 | 1406666736 | t3_2c2gkd | t5_2to41 | 9 | booker_dwight: TIFU By Cleaning Out A Garage
So my parents and I had just moved into a new house. From what we were told about the house, the people before us were total slobs. Trash on the front lawn, yard was never mowed etc. It was a nice house and I couldn't see how they could keep it so disgusting. Well, after we ... | 3 | 3 | |
1406657986 | 1406664270 | t3_2c2bzv | t5_2to41 | 3 | junkshot9112: TIFU by letting someone borrow something precious to me.
It may sound silly, but it was my own fault. In January 2014, I let a friend and her boyfriend borrow something that I will be unable to use until December 2014 (due to legal circumstances). I found out today that the boyfriend gave said item to his... | 3 | 1 | |
1406661709 | 1406688275 | t3_2c2j1a | t5_2to41 | 2,752 | [deleted]: TIFU By Peeing on My Fuck Buddy
This happened a little over an hour and a half ago.
Ever since my girlfriend and I broke up I've been having sex with this girl who lives 3 or so miles away. We started hooking up when my friend introduced me to her emphasizing the fact that 'she fucks'. And lordy lordy does... | 13 | 211.692308 | |
1406650604 | 1406757495 | t3_2c1xza | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU Going down on a girl (NSFW)
So, this was about a year ago, but I only found TIFU recently so I thought it would belong here.
So I was working as a lifeguard last summer, and one day my ex decided to surprise me there. Now its a private pool, so I was working alone and eventually went on break. With las... | 4 | 3 | |
1406661872 | 1406668790 | t3_2c2jda | t5_2to41 | 116 | baconborn: TIFU by trying to save my brother from certain doom
Didn't happen today, or recently for that matter, but I did somehow get randomly reminded of it today.
So a few years back when me and my brother were both young we were sleeping when i was awoken by him climbing off the top bunk. Wondering why he was up a... | 4 | 29 | |
1406659935 | 1406739490 | t3_2c2fpp | t5_2to41 | 45 | The_Naverick: tifu by shaving in the bathroom at work
Okay so this actually didnt happen today, but yesterday.
I'm Indian, and naturally that comes with a lot of hair, both on my head and my other head. Anyways I noticed that my beard was getting really hairy because I hadn't shaved in the past few days, but I was alre... | 5 | 9 | |
1406663794 | 1406926028 | t3_2c2n1y | t5_2to41 | 6 | thisismythroawaway: TIFU by remembering when I humped my cousin (NFSW)
OK, so I was around 8-9 when I saw a porn video on accident. I didn't know what I saw but I saw how they were humping. So when I was a kid I grabbed my girl cousin and started humping her with our clothes ON. I didnt know what I was doing but it fel... | 13 | 0.461538 | |
1406663087 | 1406666161 | t3_2c2lph | t5_2to41 | 0 | lolitskayla: TIFU by eating leftover ham
Not actually today but the day, before today. I live in utah where it has been hot and raining. I was at work on a lunch break and went into our lunch room that is more like a fridge and tables and a TV. Two days ago I put two corn dogs of hawaii pineapple and ham flavor in t... | 3 | 0 | |
1406664064 | 1406755292 | t3_2c2nko | t5_2to41 | 177 | [deleted]: TIFU I allowed my wife to ...
... fly to Greece, to an unknown guy. She met him a couple of weeks ago in an online game. We're a marriage for 7 years, and we've spent all our previous summer vacations together
UPDATE:
They started to play a lot together; chatting about various things. One day she asked him i... | 8 | 22.125 | |
1406664703 | 1406670607 | t3_2c2otx | t5_2to41 | 31 | whysotasty: TIFU by not cutting my fingernails [NSFW]
Had to make a throwaway for this one because reddit needs to know.
This was last Monday. The boyfriend and I were engaging in some bed room activity. I could tell he was about to finish and I was quite there yet so while in missionary I decided to reach down and...... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1406666640 | 1406669297 | t3_2c2sls | t5_2to41 | 6 | murbat: TIFU practice guitar
For the last few days I have been in the process of moving to a new apartment and my room did not have furniture except for my mattress.
This afternoon I thought it would be nice to take a quick break from packing and grab a beer and practice some guitar. Realizing quickly my chairs are s... | 3 | 2 | |
1406666193 | 1406671481 | t3_2c2ron | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming that my friend was joking
Warning: This might get long. I assure you it's worth the read. Also, this happened yesterday, but I didn't think to post until today.
So I've had feelings for this girl, let's call her Lucy, for a couple of months. We're decent friends, but I haven't acted on tho... | 3 | 3 | |
1406670147 | 1406729010 | t3_2c2yzd | t5_2to41 | 537 | Gen4200: TIFU by letting my daughter "cut off" my arm with her Lightsaber
My daughter just turned two, she is at that muppet face stage where even the most innocent of things can generate the saddest frown you've ever seen. Several months ago I went to a conference and scored this LED lightsaber, perfect for a then 20 ... | 7 | 76.714286 | |
1406667761 | 1406670874 | t3_2c2ukh | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing on both mine and my girlfriends clothes
My girlfriend and I were working in Cyprus and we took a moped we had on loan out for a ride along the beach just before midnight. We came across this huge mansion that had a massive heated swimming pool. The pool at our apartment complex is always freez... | 3 | 1 | |
1406669958 | 1406736190 | t3_2c2yn8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | enzlow: TIFU by slapping my penis after it was bit by a mosquito.
Earlier today, I decided to take my German shepherd out for a long walk through the forest to a small river she likes to play in. Once we arrive at the river, nature calls and I decide to urinate on the river bank. Because no one was around, I drop my pa... | 3 | 5 | |
1406669594 | 1406671879 | t3_2c2y10 | t5_2to41 | 20 | ScottPilgrimVsUrMom: TIFU by forgetting about yesterdays underwear in my jeans.
So last night I had gone to a gig that ended at about 11:30pm, and I had woken up early that morning so I was exhausted by the time I got home. As soon as I got home, I went into bed and undressed as quickly as I could so I could be in bed ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1406667987 | 1406992225 | t3_2c2uz4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | emayess: TIFU: My Undeserved 2nd Chance Interview
I've been out of work for about 4 months in Denver, as an marketing automation/Eloqua specialist. Interviews have been slow, but as expected, and I haven't gotten an offer yet so the stress is starting to build. Having had multiple opportunities fall through is startin... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1406673812 | 1406684271 | t3_2c35o6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | SunburnStockings: TIFU by not reading instructions
So I've been buying nothing but the cheap drugstore tampons with the cardboard applicator. You just pop it in and shove it up. anyway, I decided I deserved nice tampons and bought a box of Tampax click or whatever. So I pop it in and push on the little plunger thing an... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406673078 | 1406694507 | t3_2c34by | t5_2to41 | 7 | Throw-away_69: TIFU by giving my muslim friend pork
This was about 2 years ago but its a pretty large fuck up. So that day I had a friend stay over at mine and the morning after we went for some breakfast. Theres a bunch of chinese food stalls near where I live and I recommended them for some noodles. He says " yeah su... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406674084 | 1406759789 | t3_2c364l | t5_2to41 | 587 | Hash43: TIFU by eating icecream.
So my girlfriend came over earlier today and it was a hot summer day so we walked over to the local icecream shop. She got a milkshake and I got a double scoop of cookie dough icecream in a waffle cone. Im sitting down enjoying my cone when I feel a drop hit my shorts. I look at it, and... | 7 | 83.857143 | |
1406675832 | 1406681791 | t3_2c392p | t5_2to41 | 26 | DrStupid87: TIFU by telling my 4 year old son about death.
A week ago, my son was talking about a creeper he killed in minecraft. Without thinking and in a tired haze I stupidly said "Oh everything dies eventually".
"Even me?" he said
Even more stupidly I said "Yes"
Started to cry and I immediately promised him he w... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1406692096 | 1406694436 | t3_2c3as5 | t5_2to41 | -8 | Dinosoarman: Downvoted.
LeftyPO2: Upvoted
TheKeyMcKee: No voted
Dinosoarman: ? Voted
Valkonn: gold?
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1406677425 | 1406759907 | t3_2c3bqh | t5_2to41 | 7 | throwaway8754c: TIFU by having a good time while on holiday.
So i've been unemployed the last 3 months.
About a month ago I got offered a new job at a really respectable company.
I accepted it and decided i was going to go on holiday before i started work.
It was great - I travelled all throughout Europe, hittin... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406677935 | 1406746078 | t3_2c3clc | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking my gf's snap chat because I wasn't her top friend anymore.
TIFU by checking my gf's snap chat. Title says a lot but before everyone condemns me for checking her snaps, know that we mutually agreed to share our credentials for social media. Not saying that's a good or bad thing. Its just what... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1406677874 | 1406679680 | t3_2c3chc | t5_2to41 | 10 | mleegart: TIFU trying to be 'hilarious' for the r/subredditdrama users.
I found /r/subredditdrama a few weeks ago and was instantly hooked on the posts. I absolutely ate up all the great arguments and drama that spilled out into the most bizarre tangents. I had been watching from the sidelines happily, eating my popcor... | 5 | 2 | |
1406673020 | 1406749702 | t3_2c3484 | t5_2to41 | 73 | TheExtraEye: TIFU by choosing to sleep in my sister's bed
A little context first. I live out of home and still regularly visit my family household. For most of those visits I find it a lot easier if I stay the night instead of taking public transport back home. My dad has been renovating the house for many years, and s... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1406680831 | 1406758893 | t3_2c3hc4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | mwhaskin: TIFU by using rubbing alcohol
So I am pretty lazy with shaving my facial hair because my beard never got the puberty memo. Because of this, I shave about once a week. However, I was invited to a friends birthday dinner which does require shaving. After shaving, my neck started to bleed since the skin isn't ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406682497 | 1406686577 | t3_2c3k03 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by swatting flies
So recently in my house there have been a lot of flies. I decided today I was gonna start swatting them so there wasn't as much. I was on a roll and every whack was a kill. I then spot a fly on the ceiling. Being the pro fly swatter I am, I decided I'm gonna jump and hit him at the sam... | 3 | 2 | |
1406682900 | 1406743787 | t3_2c3kml | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my crush to fuck off.
I'm a senior in high school, and today was the first day of our so called "band camp." (Cue the "this one time at band camp" jokes) Anyway, my crush and long time friend was selected to be the drum major, which is the one who conducts during marching band. Long story sho... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1406683438 | 1406726466 | t3_2c3ljg | t5_2to41 | 36 | liberated169: TIFU by telling my wife who I would fuck if I could
TIFU. After too many glasses of wine and looking through buzzfeed, I came across a new Lizzie Mcguire...um... Hilary Duff song. Turned to my wife and said, I had always wanted to fuck Hilary Duff. She looks at me with this expression of shock and awe the... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1406675132 | 1406729183 | t3_2c37w0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | tiffu_f_throw: TIFU by clicking a porn link in reddit while on my company's VPN
So, I finished work (at home today) and had a few minutes to kill so I pull up my new favorite site, reddit. I'm looking through gifs and see the Sprite one on the front or near it. Some a-hole posts a link to a porn sub-reddit. I'm a noob... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406683207 | 1406754141 | t3_2c3l5o | t5_2to41 | 63 | boopsboopsthefish: TIFU by walking in on my cross-dressing brother
I have a 14 year-old brother. He's always been a bit different, but I've never thought anything of it. The other day I went out with my friends. My parents were also out for the day, so it was just my brother at home. When I got home, I headed upstairs ... | 8 | 7.875 | |
1406682907 | 1406718333 | t3_2c3kmy | t5_2to41 | 4 | WiniGev: TIFU by drawing a bath
I decided to make burgers and fries cuz I was hungry and naturally I had to make them for the whole family (mom, sister, and brother). After gorging on 4 burgers I decided to take a bath and go lay down cuz its cold in the house. I find the stopper for the bathtub and screw it in and wat... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406684396 | 1406686606 | t3_2c3n4r | t5_2to41 | 62 | brovreau: TIFU By losing my virginity in the backseat of a car
Ok, so reading the title you may be thinking, "oh well thats not too bad", but it gets worse.
So this "event" happened at a highschool party last night where I was entirely too intoxicated, it wasn't a large party, more of a 20-30 people get together. Ther... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1406683231 | 1406708596 | t3_2c3l6z | t5_2to41 | 25 | Cias: TIFU by causing a customer to vomit
So, a little backstory first. i crowd funded a liquid meal replacement called soylent about a year ago. my order finally came last week, now on their official forums, a major concern is that the product gives people awful smelling gas. so much so, that they halted production fo... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1406686245 | 1406686543 | t3_2c3q45 | t5_2to41 | 3 | MadlockFreak: TIFU by eating toasted marshmellows
Unlike most stories on here, this happened a moment ago. I recently bought some marshmellows from the corner store earlier today and decided to toast some a moment ago. Now, I don't have any random sticks on me so I decided to use a metal skewer. Nothing went wrong with... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1406686042 | 1406693831 | t3_2c3prw | t5_2to41 | 6 | eewwee: TIFU by passing notes in class.
like most stories here, this did not happen today but I still cringe thinking about it.
**backstory:** I was starting middle school (6th grade) and got all the info on my teachers from my sister who is 2 years older than I am. she let me in on some interesting rumours about one ... | 6 | 1 | |
1406686753 | 1406695213 | t3_2c3qyk | t5_2to41 | 10 | walmart-scared: TIFU by being a cheap prick
I should add that I work at Wal-Mart in Canada. This happened a few weeks ago. I was low on money, and for some piece of shit reason, I decided to take an item worth $65. I regretted it afterward, I felt so guilty. I couldn't exactly return it, as I could possibly lose my job... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1406684677 | 1406732049 | t3_2c3nk6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | mrsmcfreaky: Tifu by incorporating a fruit by the foot in a blow job. Nsfw
I(22f) love fruit rollups and fruit by the foot, I kinda have an unhealthy love for them. My SO(24m) buys them for me all the time, he's amazing like that. Well one time I decided to thank him for them by giving him a blow job. I started sucking... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406687667 | 1406689336 | t3_2c3shm | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By not accidentally running over a bunny good enough.
It jetted out in front of me. I had no time to stop. When I tried to get it between my tires (usually do this when it is safe to swerve) it didn't work and I ran over the poor guy. I reluctantly looked into my rear-view mirror to see it seizing/kicki... | 3 | 1 | |
1406689230 | 1406689373 | t3_2c3uxm | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my pubes after jerking off
After jerking off while sitting on the toilet, I figure that my pubes could use a nice trimming. I didn't need to wash my hands because there was just lotion on them, and my load was at the bottom of the toilet.
I grab my electric razor and start to do a quick buzz... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1406687949 | 1406689556 | t3_2c3sy7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | BatBoy1198: TIFU by yelling at my drunken stepdad
So tonight i was in my room, when i heard my mom ask where my dog was. Now me being my nosy self, decided to go 'investigate'. I walked into the living room and helped her look to see if she was stuck in a room.
(Enter Drunken Stepdad):Oh your dog... i let her out
Me ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406688699 | 1406691885 | t3_2c3u4f | t5_2to41 | 4 | NintendoFuckup: TIFU by returning 2DS systems to Walmart.
Today I fucked up when I tried to return some 2DS systems to Walmart.
It all started with this limited edition green 2DS.
I saw it. I wanted it. I told my friend about it and they wanted them too.
I saved up some extra dollars to be able to afford this.
Lo ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406689141 | 1406753913 | t3_2c3utb | t5_2to41 | 41 | yttlebarr: TIFU by sending dirty emojis to the mom I nanny for
So, I nanny over the summer for multiple families. On Tuesdays and Thursdays I take care of two boys, 5 and 10. I have been sitting for them for about 4 and a half years, so I know the family super well. I've been sitting for them since before I had my d... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1406690481 | 1406739022 | t3_2c3wu1 | t5_2to41 | 22 | ejovo13: TIFU by fucking my couch
As a horny teen alone for the day I did what any other alone, horny teen would do: Masturbate. This time I whip out the phone for the porn, and start off. I'm thinking to myself "I need something to fuck" So lo and behold I see my couch to the left of me with a perfect gap between cush... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1406691352 | 1406769283 | t3_2c3y6e | t5_2to41 | 16 | SHUMAGORATH7: TIFU by watching porn with friends in middle school.
I want to give as much detail as possible because its a good story that happened a long time ago (circa 2003)
Some friends from band class (oh god no) and I were having a sleepover so there were about five or six of us total. Having fun playing video g... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1406671180 | 1406700004 | t3_2c30vl | t5_2to41 | 4 | ToochMehOimGay: TIFU by failing my drivers license test.
This actually happened a while back, and I'm not proud. But regardless, here it is.
So after all the paperwork and waiting, i was finally in line in my car at the driving facility, ready to get my license. Like most are at that time, I was feeling quite anxious.... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406691606 | 1406712723 | t3_2c3yk7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | hard2catchAthrowaway: TIFU and chose job over girl...
So it was actually yesterday that it was made official, but I am taking a promotion with a move over the girl that I have known for a couple months but had the best connection with. I was married for 10 years and dated since, I know what I want and she matches so mu... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1406691403 | 1406726773 | t3_2c3y9a | t5_2to41 | 9 | RandomManShouting: TIFU By walking in on my best friends sister
TIFU, My stomach had been bothering me all day and I was playing lacrosse with my friend (I've known him and his family for like 15 years) as we do often, suddenly I had to take a mean poop. So I run into his house and go to his bathroom downstairs, as I'm... | 3 | 3 | |
1406676828 | 1406726403 | t3_2c3aqi | t5_2to41 | 5 | pickpocket293: TIFU by trying to help a Veteran cheat on a college final.
So this actually happened a few years ago, which is the only reason I'm willing to even talk about it.. Anyway, here we go.
At the college I went to I was taking a class on campus that was widely known as the "weed-out" class for my specific maj... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1406690305 | 1406692398 | t3_2c3wko | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally creating a religion.
Edited the names for anonymity
Okay.
I was having a normal conversation with this girl named "The Queen, Goddess of Perfection", we both love Gorillaz so I made a joke about 2D and she told me to name the albums, after I failed that she told me she is an expert on go... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406688328 | 1406694527 | t3_2c3tjj | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by threatening to assault a customers mother
Monday was my last day working in a call centre for the summer break, I had planned on working right up until the end of August when my contract ran out but last week got my notice of redundancy as the workload dried up. (Government office so we had a peak in... | 3 | 4 | |
1406693654 | 1406724479 | t3_2c41f9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Acidic_Anus: TIFU by getting acid on my asshole
I am back home from college for the summer. I decided to take advantage of the free time by taking summer classes in my town's community college. As such, I am gone all morning and for a better part of the afternoon. My mom is a stay at home mom and takes pride in keeping... | 3 | 4 | |
1406652909 | 1406698617 | t3_2c228u | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to put gas in my car.
So TIFU by trying to fill up my car at the gas station. This happened last night, I've never done anything this stupid. I went inside to get a snack and pay for some gas. I paid for the snacks and paid for the gas. On the way out a drunk lady who smelled really bad and dr... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1406695983 | 1406769790 | t3_2c44p8 | t5_2to41 | 737 | ISawThingsNew: TIFU by not asking if she wanted to continue our conversation
...
TL;DR- Story as old as time (or at least airplanes). Guy sits next to cute girl on plane. Waits until plane lands to talk to her. End up having nice, but short conversation. Guy doesn't ask for number or anything afterwards. Etc. Etc.
grum... | 15 | 49.133333 | |
1406694726 | 1406870648 | t3_2c42yp | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by texting and driving
Well I lost my job yesterday so I spent all day today applying at places all over town.
On my way home it happened. 4 houses from mine I got a text with a job offer from an old friend. I started reading, then looked up to see a cat running in front of me. I swerved, then boom. I... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1406691608 | 1406700973 | t3_2c3ykc | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing a two year old to trip down a flight of stairs
So ten years ago I went to a party with my family. It was a baby shower for this one person I didn't know and there was plenty of kids. Me being the stupid child that just reached double digits told a two year old girl to always use the handrail ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406700991 | 1406702714 | t3_2c4aob | t5_2to41 | 98 | tacosforeveryjuan: TIFU by opening the door
EDIT: I've made this post "sexier" by adding more detail to what I witnessed, with a little more sexiness to her description. Its currently 3:43 am. I've jerked off in the bathroom at this point and I'm awaiting confrontation tomorrow morning during breakfast. I'll give anoth... | 6 | 16.333333 | |
1406699699 | 1406776873 | t3_2c497d | t5_2to41 | 1,176 | PM_MEDAT_PERSONALITY: Tifu by being a deaf dumbass
This is more of a "thirteen year old me fucked up"
A little backstory; I was born deaf. That can come with it's own set of problems, and one of them is making "noises". Now, the only indication to myself that I am making noises is that there's a vibration deep in my t... | 5 | 235.2 | |
1406699782 | 1406705786 | t3_2c49az | t5_2to41 | 3 | Blinkypie: TIFU by not putting two and two together
This is a fuck up that has haunted me for years even though this happened about ten years ago in high school. Names have been changed. I lived in a fairly small town; however the high school was pretty big, about 2,500 students. Whenever something major happened in sc... | 3 | 1 | |
1406704326 | 1406743822 | t3_2c4e6q | t5_2to41 | 19 | buellcrush: TIFU, well today it was my kids breaking into a school.
Mark_This_Down: Yeah the kids suck not the parents who let their 12 and 7 year olds out with spray paint.
buellcrush: I'm not going to justify my parenting to you. Kids need a certain degree of freedom to succeed or fail. To clarify my 7 year old was ... | 20 | 0.95 | |
1406705589 | 1406706189 | t3_2c4ffj | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my ex-girlfriend.
So we have been broken up for awhile, over a year, and we were doing our own thing up until very recently. Not too long ago she broke up with her previous bf and started talking to me again. We've hung out but never went beyond embracing each other until tonight.
I... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1406706080 | 1406797874 | t3_2c4fuo | t5_2to41 | 159 | EYEKILLU187: TIFU by stealing the microphone from the singer during a concert
So me and my friend decided to go see "Blood on the Dance floor" live (don't judge me, it was her idea), and upon arriving at the concert we noticed that getting to the front row wasn't going to be an easy task.
However, after a lot of push... | 4 | 39.75 | |
1406706981 | 1406741678 | t3_2c4gp4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | General_Georges: TIFU by asking my girlfriend if she just sprayed on bug spray...
So my girlfriend and I are traveling throughout Italy. This happened a few minutes ago.
TIFU by asking my girlfriend if she had just sprayed on bug spray...
Turns out it was perfume.
I tried to cover it up by saying "That's why the bug... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1406707851 | 1406721643 | t3_2c4hgh | t5_2to41 | 11 | Mr__Rager__69: TIFU by talking to my ex when i was drunk
Me and this girl really had it going on we almost got married but shit happened and went our own separate ways she's now in the army and lives all the way across the world In Korea I thought I would chat with her for a bit just like friends but then all of the fe... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1406702456 | 1406744069 | t3_2c4c8n | t5_2to41 | 8 | ULiKaDaJuice: TIFU By Rushing into a relatioship
Oh Reddit when will I learn to trust my instincts..
Background story time:
I've been single/ Dating for the past year and a half and all my dates have been terrible absolute train wrecks so at most they would either lead to a psycho stalker or a desperation One night s... | 4 | 2 | |
1406711681 | 1406714563 | t3_2c4kr2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a racist joke.
So a few weeks ago me and some friends where in the train station and one of my friends claim to be speaking fluently Japanese, so i just said i could speak abit Japanese, so not thinking i just yelled out "Ching chong" and my friends face just turned completely red and he looke... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406713138 | 1406753746 | t3_2c4m06 | t5_2to41 | 218 | [deleted]: TIFU by shooting my tv with an arrow.
First of all this was a terrible and stupid mistake on my part. It all started when I found my old bow and arrow that I got from a local store a few months ago. I was excited and began to fire arrows at cardboard boxes I had set up as targets. throughout the whole experi... | 5 | 43.6 | |
1406710401 | 1406741671 | t3_2c4jnw | t5_2to41 | 13 | Chandlerchan: TIFU By Getting Scammed By 419
So today I decided to put my Xbox one on craigslist for $500 with games and accessories, I had numerous calls and text about trades for things like: an iPhone , lawn mower, paintball gun, and sub-woofers. I denied all of them and a guy texted me saying that he would pay me $... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1406718505 | 1406742923 | t3_2c4qtz | t5_2to41 | 883 | Holy_Shit_Its_Bad: TIFU by meeting her parents with my shirt off
Holy shit guys. I feel so fucking awful.
I'm working away from home for the summer. During a fit of boredom one day (and after reading, ironically enough, the Tinder horror stories AskReddit thread), I downloaded Tinder. Eventually I matched with a prett... | 7 | 126.142857 | |
1406715034 | 1406750361 | t3_2c4non | t5_2to41 | 8 | Vicero: TIFU by getting a girls number
English is not my first language and recently in English class we had to do pronunciation exercises in couples and I got paired with this really - really hot girl. So we were doing these exercises and I say (in English) "What's your number?" and I kid you not, she actually gave he... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1406720950 | 1406778626 | t3_2c4t94 | t5_2to41 | 5,217 | TheBestBoi: TIFU by rarely changing my bedsheets the last 2 years
This isnt your average TIFU, as it has happened over the course of 2 years.
I never really thought about bedsheets, or cared for that matter, so I didnt end up changing them a lot. Id maybe leave them unchanged for up to a month at a time.
Ive discover... | 18 | 289.833333 | |
1406722033 | 1406736877 | t3_2c4udd | t5_2to41 | 9 | officialhuman: TIFU By making a vodka and tonic
This happened last night (29.7.14), but I will try to give some context (it is my first ever post on reddit I have done my best to follow reddiquette but go easy if I messed up):
About 3 weeks ago it was my Birthday, and my girlfriend couldn't decide what to get me. In t... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1406723123 | 1406729284 | t3_2c4vm7 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by lubing my lips
So to preface, I'm a musician who plays saxophone and clarinet. This means my house is full of [cork grease](http://static.music123.com/derivates/19/001/247/023/DV020_Jpg_Jumbo_471999.jpg) Like, that shit is everywhere. At the same time I am also taking medication that makes my skin dr... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1406723611 | 1406729920 | t3_2c4w7j | t5_2to41 | 47 | unugeorge: TIFU by seeing my grandma doing a weird dance on the toilet
I am living with my grandparents, and I literally just came home from the seaside like half an hour ago.
The door was unlocked. Before I even took my sneakers off I checked the living room to greet my grandparents, but no one was there. I then look... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1406723867 | 1406725238 | t3_2c4wj2 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking for my phone
Well this happened a minuet ago, I was looking for my phone in my parents closet (they took it away) in bunch of drawers when I found condoms. I don't want my phone anymore. Just want my memory of the last 5 minuets erased.
TIL: Even old people get it on and don't go through yo... | 3 | 0 | |
1406723895 | 1406773578 | t3_2c4wk2 | t5_2to41 | 164 | Danielo944: TIFU by chewing a piece of gum.
This happened last year.
Hastily on my way to class, I forgot to brush my teeth, and so I remembered I had a pack of gum that had been sitting on my dash.
I thumbed the pack open and noticed they were a little warm, but what the hell, it was still gum. I grabbed a piece an... | 15 | 10.933333 | |
1406727542 | 1406863828 | t3_2c51ko | t5_2to41 | 611 | darkonmil: TIFU by not locking the bathroom door
It was about a year ago but I remember every detail of it. It was hot and in the summer, so a couple of my friends and I decided to go to an upscale cafe in order to have a drink and relax. I ordered an iced green tea frappe, and they served it in a large wine glass. Sin... | 9 | 67.888889 | |
1406728870 | 1406744947 | t3_2c53mo | t5_2to41 | 260 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying I was attracted to little girls.
So this just happened about an hour ago, I thought I'd share.
So I work at X grocery store, and I'm only half awake since I just got there. I head in the doors of the store and turn the corner to go upstairs to clock in, I nearly run into a mother and daughter... | 6 | 43.333333 | |
1406727439 | 1406761221 | t3_2c51ex | t5_2to41 | 39 | freedomsaints: TIFU by spilling hot coffee on a small child
So yeah.. title says it all.
I was at Timmies (TimHortons) this morning buying my daily morning coffee. Once you order you need to stand on the side so other people can order. But heres the thing, theres usually about 3-5 people also waiting for their orders... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1406729039 | 1406891276 | t3_2c53vh | t5_2to41 | 947 | Bertob_Pls: TIFU by curing my girlfriend of hiccups
Ok, so it was last night, we were sat cross legged on her bed playing games. Having been at work that day, she was a little tired out, and then began hiccuping out of nowhere.
She complained that it had been happening all day, on and off, and she was sick and tired ... | 12 | 78.916667 | |
1406730037 | 1406749340 | t3_2c55fl | t5_2to41 | 12 | admin_sorry: TIFU By accidentally drinking my own mothers pee.
Earlier this morning I went to visit my mother to help her install some new bedroom doors in her basement(its a nice finished basement).
Anyways so I leave to go upstairs to go to the kitchen to grab a bottle of water but while i'm away I decide to smo... | 4 | 3 | |
1406686222 | 1406736533 | t3_2c3q2r | t5_2to41 | 4 | -Cicero-: TIFU by listening to music extremely loudly without headphones
Yeah....Heres the story
So I decided to browse Reddit while listening to some music. I put the speakers up pretty damn high and put my headphones in, but they were not plugged in. A few minutes later my dad comes in and is like, CICERO [He sai... | 3 | 1.333333 |
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