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1406729895 | 1406791937 | t3_2c556x | t5_2to41 | 260 | bamflax8: TIFU by wearing my favorite pants.
Today I fucked up by wearing my favorite pair of pants. They're are normal khakis, nothing special but they fit great and I can wear then to work or out at the bar etc.... My only issue with these pants is that the back pockets are unusually shallow and my wallet sometimes s... | 9 | 28.888889 | |
1406730134 | 1406739542 | t3_2c55kr | t5_2to41 | 2 | awkwardhippos: TIFU by locking my keys in my car in the Planned Parenthood parking lot.
thursday_13: ...well, did they have one?
awkwardhippos: Actually yes....
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406730825 | 1406740769 | t3_2c56o6 | t5_2to41 | 75 | cant_always_be_right: TIFU by putting liquid fertilizer in the refrigerator.
My buddy and I are both amateur gardeners. We're always sharing tips and brainstorming ideas together. We usually share whatever we find success with. So, he's been using this organic fertilizer that he swears by and wants me to try out. W... | 5 | 15 | |
1406732480 | 1406736763 | t3_2c59ea | t5_2to41 | 41 | PeterPan28: TIFU by laughing at the wrong time.
(Obligatory "this was a few years back" statement)
So, it was my good buddy's birthday and he invited me to his house to join his family in celebrating. Being a close-knit family, everyone was there - aunts, uncles, cousins, etc. Alec and I had been friends for several ... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1406736371 | 1406736683 | t3_2c5fzd | t5_2to41 | 5 | UTBeneVOLence: TIFU by throwing a hammer
This happened when I was quite a bit younger (probably about 17) but I still remember it very clearly.
A friend, my brother and I were down the local lake area trying to build a skate ramp to put at the end of the path. Hammer in hand I'd walked away to get more nails, my brot... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406736939 | 1406872892 | t3_2c5gzc | t5_2to41 | 117 | Joeyballast: TIFU by not noticing in ANY WAY that the cute little geek showing me my potential new apartment was into me.
This happened yesterday. I had just spent the day looking for an apartment to live in and had seen mostly ratty little apartments with holes in the carpet and shoddy lumpy linoleum patch jobs at dou... | 17 | 6.882353 | |
1406738267 | 1406739727 | t3_2c5idi | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheXEADragon: It was really hot, then at night cooled down a load. Google it, I can't explain it properly.
AngelOfDoom: It's called thermal shock. Basically, you created a mini-greenhouse with your pillow, causing a large amount of heat on one side, expanding the glass. When night came and the other side cooled off, th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406736971 | 1406827081 | t3_2c5h1j | t5_2to41 | 382 | wowplayer95: TIFU by "saving" my friend's mom's phone
Kinda fucked myself here. I was at a friend's house yesterday getting some food from the kitchen to end our hunger so we could continue gaming the rest of the night, while dragging the sack of everything I could find off the counter I knock his mom's new iPhone off ... | 9 | 42.444444 | |
1406738371 | 1406772837 | t3_2c5jpz | t5_2to41 | 299 | JudgeMx52: TIFU by trying to lose weight
So, yesterday I got talked into a diet by my cousin: Only Veggie Juice for 10 days. Resulting in 6kg less and a nice detox.
Sounds good, I started this morning. Tasty veggie juice....
Fastforward to just a couple minutes ago, lunch time. Here I am minding my own business, ju... | 10 | 29.9 | |
1406739618 | 1406773810 | t3_2c5m0v | t5_2to41 | 27 | dilholemarmalade: TIFU by killing a shrew in front of my young neighbors
So there I was with my Dad in our backyard getting ready to set up some traps to solve our recent shrew problem. I was setting the traps near the worn tracks/tunnels that were visible in the yard, when two youngins that live next door (9-10 years ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1406740270 | 1406759795 | t3_2c5n92 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Burrito_bandido: TIFU by not leaving 5 birthdays ago
Today was the 5th and last time my boyfriend fucks up my birthday. For the past 5 years for some reason he has always managed to pick a fight on my birthday. And today was no exception, I turned 23 today and we decided to spend it at Busch Gardens with our sons and y... | 5 | 6 | |
1406742856 | 1406772719 | t3_2c5s9r | t5_2to41 | 9 | Swagblaze420: TIFU by accidentally getting into a car accident the day I got my license.
Tifu by driving, and here's how. So my wonderful wizards of reddit, I'm here to share my story and hopefully get some good advice on how to proceed without screwing something up more. So this is how it started I just finished my dr... | 3 | 3 | |
1406744084 | 1406750638 | t3_2c5uou | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: Dear Reddit, TIFU by cleaning my butt (NSFW)
filthnotfaith: The itch is caused because there is still poop in your ass. You weren't finished completely when you last went. I ...uh... Had this problem once and googled it. Annoying as fuck especially in the hot weather.
herpderp1132: this is a thing? If ther... | 5 | 3 | |
1406745710 | 1406746492 | t3_2c5y4f | t5_2to41 | 2 | kn33: TIFU by breaking boards in the dark
More specifically, last night I was breaking old floorboards I had pulled up from my attic and thrown out the window onto my back lawn. It was dark out, but I was determined to keep working anyway. I put one end of a board on a picnic table chair and the other on a stone bench ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406744367 | 1406749403 | t3_2c5vb8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | mgspunk: TIFU by letting my friend make sex in my car.(NSFW)
This happened to my friend who we will nickname Qui Gon Jinn. He has this one friend who we will call Lucy who is a girl who does molly, pot, heroin, etc. and is a high school dropout. Story goes Qui Gon Jinn was driving Lucy and her boyfriend around in his c... | 3 | 1 | |
1406746381 | 1406761835 | t3_2c5zc6 | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: TIFU by Exposing my Dick to the Office Manager
So I work in a real estate office and was running late to work this morning. I usually take a dump before leaving for work but the circumstances didn't allow it today. Anyway, I get to the office and the combination of breakfast, coffee, and a cigarette have got... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1406745822 | 1406874928 | t3_2c5yb7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | derpdiva: TIFU: Melatonin vs. Vitamin C
Today I fucked up. I take vitamin C pills in the morning, just because... I'm not deficient or anything, I just take them. My melatonin pills are made by the same company so the bottles look identical. I accidentally took the melatonin this morning instead of the vitamin C an... | 6 | 2 | |
1406747999 | 1406761332 | t3_2c62f3 | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally taking LSD
TIFU because I recently acquired several tabs of LSD and I had kept them in an empty ashtray on my desk and when the window was open the wind must have blown a couple out of the ashtray so when I went to look there were two missing and I looked for them and couldn't find them ... | 4 | -1 | |
1406745521 | 1406766664 | t3_2c5xpq | t5_2to41 | 130 | Panoply_of_Thrones: TIFU by twerking and ripping myself a new one
Okay TIFUppers: I goofed.
Today is the only day off with my husband we've had in a very long time. For whatever reason I decided to dance the dance of wildebeests on the Serengeti; the waltz of walruses. For I, in my infinite size and mass, decided to... | 4 | 32.5 | |
1406749567 | 1406839206 | t3_2c65gy | t5_2to41 | 6 | TrumpetVines: TIFU By having a party.
Hello everyone,
My fuck up is not recent, and actually occurred in October of last year. Hopefully despite the gap in time you can all still enjoy my first post here at TIFU.
I woke up at 5 a.m. with a pretty bad hangover on a cool October morning, I had to be in at work at 7 a.... | 3 | 2 | |
1406750593 | 1407265282 | t3_2c67db | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by singing along
So today I was sitting in my room browsing reddit, Youtbe etc. when my favourite song at the moment comes on, a song by the name of "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid". Those of you familiar with the song may recall a line of the song in which the phrase "Dance fucker, dance!" is shouted. This h... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1406751396 | 1406761924 | t3_2c68x2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | l2blackbelt: TIFU by breaking expensive equipment and putting my mentor's job at risk
I am doing a coop tour on a device analysis team. I work with an acoustic microscope. Think of it as a giant vibrating metal fist that runs passes over a very fragile piece of silicon. You wanna guess what I did? I'll tell you what I ... | 3 | 2 | |
1406752013 | 1406797515 | t3_2c6a2x | t5_2to41 | 41 | sfreeman8875: TIFU by not having a filter at the office
Yesterday my boss finally agreed to buy me a new computer since my computer was crashing at least 4 times a day and today I have spent most of the day installing all the programs we use. All the plugs are under the table to I was on my knees for a while today.
My... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1406752476 | 1406759747 | t3_2c6axm | t5_2to41 | 7 | RestlessCunt: TIFU taking a selfie
TIFU taking a selfie for my Sir. I am currently in a Dom/Sub relationship with my Sir.
He gave me a challenge to do something scandalous/sexy, to make sure that I was in a safe space, and then tell him all about it. I am currently doing another task for him where I must send him a p... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1406754629 | 1406757793 | t3_2c6f2f | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught smoking weed by the founder of my college major
So, the story starts off with me getting off work in the early afternoon. (I work in an office at my university during summer) Another friend of mine also got off work at the same time as me, and we meet up to partake in our daily post-w... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1406754909 | 1406829538 | t3_2c6flt | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my dad porn
This just happened a few minutes ago.
I was browsing reddit, and found an article about technology that my dad would enjoy. So I click on it, copy the link and send it to him using Messages. Only the link didn't copy, and what was on my clipboard was a link to a porn board from ... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1406756644 | 1406822449 | t3_2c6iu6 | t5_2to41 | 78 | Super_Juan_Pablo: TIFU by taking candy from a child
You know the deal, this didn't happen today. In fact, it actually happened a couple of years ago, but I still laugh thinking about it. I should begin by explaining that I haven't always been the most "aware" person. I tend to get stuck in my thoughts, and can at times... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1406756709 | 1406758054 | t3_2c6iy1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting the wrong person
So I've been texting this girl I liked, we'll call her Jackie, and this other girl, We'll call her Jessica, who likes me but is insanely annoying also has been texting me, and me being the kind of guy who can't tell a girl to leave me alone I text her back.
So today I was te... | 4 | 1 | |
1406757431 | 1406819221 | t3_2c6k7v | t5_2to41 | 1,270 | rasbperry: TIFU by accidentally showing my boss my boobs.
Short background story: I'm travelling with work and in order for the company to save money they've set us up in two camping cabins. They're right next to one another with the windows of the living rooms facing each other and both have a small bathroom with a sh... | 8 | 158.75 | |
1406755824 | 1406761369 | t3_2c6hd1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Namfoodle: TIFU - I lost my passport
Well technically my idiot wife did. She was at Ripleys Aquarium in Toronto and had her passport on her, and sometime during or after she lost it. If anybody has by any chance found a passport please message as she is supposed to travel next week.
Also if anybody has any experienc... | 4 | 2 | |
1406758326 | 1406767144 | t3_2c6lv5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being able to "get up" (NSFW)
So I was with my girlfriend today and we were making out in my house as it was empty.And one thing let to another and i convinced her to meet with the little guy. Now we are both 18 and we have no experience in this. She hasn't even seen a penis before. But I had jus... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1406759964 | 1406761965 | t3_2c6owj | t5_2to41 | 5 | inakzeptabel: TIFU by laughing at an old lady who had a car accident!
This happened a while ago already, but I forgot about posting it here. Until I heard the same song today! Here we go:
I was on my way to my weekly drums training, riding with my bike. It's not a long distance, but long enough to listen to some music... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1406761006 | 1406818292 | t3_2c6qr0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Agnesagnesagnes: TIFU by leaving the windows in my car cracked overnight.
This actually happened a few days ago but close enough. Saturday afternoon I was visiting a friend, and I parked under a tree outside the house. It was hot, so I decided to crack the windows--only about an inch, but my car stayed like that for th... | 3 | 5 | |
1406761566 | 1406776254 | t3_2c6rse | t5_2to41 | 9 | Stupidass666: TIFU by peeing
So, I woke up this morning feeling a little hazy after having a few drinks last night. Then my memory kicked in and it hit me...
I had to pee after several bourbons. Did I go to the toilet? No. I opened the chest freezer, perched my ass on it, and pissed. In my fucking freezer!
Never drin... | 3 | 3 | |
1406764076 | 1406764412 | t3_2c6w2w | t5_2to41 | 5 | mooology: TIFU by getting lost on the main campus
First off a little background info: I'm a 3rd year music student at my University. The music department doesn't live on main campus, it's in a small building about half an hour away. I've also not been to main campus for over a year.
I suppose my first fuck up was jus... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406762352 | 1406789199 | t3_2c6t6e | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using air freshener
So, let this be a lesson to you all.
I was at the office one day, when I sensed that a whole basket of dumplings needed to be set free (meaning: I needed to take a ginormous dump).
So I went to the toilet and took care of my business. However, near the end I couldn't bear the ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1406766070 | 1406835452 | t3_2c6zbf | t5_2to41 | 12 | TheMomerathOutgrabe: TIFU by realizing that I've been using the SAME reddit account to ask people questions that are vaguely professional (and then using my real e-mail to follow up) and to ask/answer sex questions in great detail. I am an idiot.
Has anyone else done this? Tell me I'm not alone.
Creating a new account... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1406765763 | 1406767467 | t3_2c6yt7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | pick_up_the_phone_: TIFU by not killing a spider.
Today was the best day in a really long time. And I'm going to remember it. My parents went away so I've had the house to myself. My boyfriend came over this morning and we spent the morning cuddling and then the whole day binge watching Netflix and eating bad food. Typ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406766753 | 1406835288 | t3_2c70g7 | t5_2to41 | 1,270 | [deleted]: TIFU by lending my "friend" the last 300 dollars I had to help pay his rent, in which he would pay me back friday. In turn, he stole money and ruined my planned vacation with girlfriend.
So, my girlfriend and I have been dating for about 3 years and we have never been on vacation together. We both work full ... | 10 | 127 | |
1406767208 | 1406767621 | t3_2c715q | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my girlfriend because of call of duty
So this happend about a year ago during summer. During that time i was 14 and i had never ever had a girlfriend before and never thought i would have one for a very long time. Untill my ex (a friend during that time), lets call her kathy actually did wan... | 3 | 1 | |
1406767071 | 1406772598 | t3_2c70xs | t5_2to41 | 8 | derekkeller: TIFU by vacuuming up fish line.
About ten minutes ago I was cleaning up around the apartment. During the vacuuming portion the job I started smelling something funny and hearing jittering sounds in my junk drawer. I shut the vacuum off and went over to investigate. Upon opening the drawer, my utility knife... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1406770607 | 1406779672 | t3_2c76hf | t5_2to41 | 12 | AmandaGaia: TIFU by not realizing my youngest daughter needed to be taught not to put things in electrical outlets.
Ok, so this didn't happen today, it happened yesterday. And she's alright, didn't even get electrocuted which is lucky for her since it was a penny she stuck in there. But I was the one who fucked up beca... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1406771368 | 1406787345 | t3_2c77r1 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Duke_Poo: TIFU by winning..
Today was a long, slow day at work. The construction site I'm on is winding down, and gets handed over in a week, so there is pretty much nothing to do. Several of us were in the lunch room staying awake, when an electrician had a bright idea. Since we were all sitting on our phones anywa... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1406773165 | 1406773371 | t3_2c7apc | t5_2to41 | 4 | forehead_tittaes: TIFU by wearing shorts on top of boxers
Now I'm walking around Seoul with a giant erection visible to everyone.
zugtug: Generally there is more story when you tell a story.
forehead_tittaes: It flatters me that you want to hear more about Lieutenant General.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406773679 | 1406831491 | t3_2c7bjf | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my shirt off by a pool
I was at a party with some friends and I decided to take my shirt off by the pool just for fun and cause it was hot outside. Some dumbass at the party decided it would be funny and shoved me into the pool. Bad thing was that my phone was in my pocket and it got destroyed... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1406775028 | 1406776663 | t3_2c7dlw | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my mom a pornhub video link
Alright, so I couple days ago i was browsing the hubs, if you know what I mean, on my phone. To be honest, I was in the mood for a quick boosh before I hopped in the shower. I was looking for videos to go along with my boosh and I noticed the video would not play. ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1406776865 | 1406780310 | t3_2c7ghf | t5_2to41 | 132 | BoscoBear: TIFU by clapping after the playing of "Taps" at my uncle's funeral.
My uncle was a Navy veteran and passed away earlier this week. During the graveside service the Navy bugler began to play "Taps" and a lot was racing through my mind about my poor aunt saying goodbye to her husband of 50 years, the passing o... | 3 | 44 | |
1406778258 | 1406850398 | t3_2c7ifo | t5_2to41 | 96 | [deleted]: TIFU by making omelette with extra protein
So, we live in a dormitory. Lots of weird guys in one building. We like to spend our evenings with few crates of beer and chitchat. Fun gathering with half dozen or so people. But there's this guy who is older than us and probably the cockiest, meanest person in the... | 7 | 13.714286 | |
1406778877 | 1406779585 | t3_2c7j90 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Inigo93: TIFU at the office....
...I turned on a pump on a delicate piece of equipment but didn't realize that a certain valve had been closed. Result? Meh... About $30,000 worth of damage.
I_Will_Try_More: Did you own up to it or did you walk away with your hands behind your back whistling?
Inigo93: It's my facilit... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1406778404 | 1406830229 | t3_2c7im3 | t5_2to41 | 70 | Jayjaythejetplane26: TIFU by almost losing my best friend because of a pregnant prostitute
K. First post.
I have an amazing dog, she's well behaved, well trained and a great ambassador for the pit bull breed. I love her dearly. I suffer from some mental issues and she is a rock for me. I am a disabled veteran and as c... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1406780305 | 1406844630 | t3_2c7lco | t5_2to41 | 32 | BakerChef: TIFU by asking my principal how her summer was
So i recently changed schools and i don't really know the staff at my new school. My school is very small so when i was walking in the hall, the principal knew i was new so she asked me how i spent my summer. I said i just stayed in town and i asked her if she h... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1406763358 | 1406789638 | t3_2c6uwf | t5_2to41 | 3 | serpentwhistler: TIFU by laughing about the space Shuttle Columbia disaster
February 1, 2003, I and four or five family members arrived at Newark Int'l Airport for a flight to Phoenix. Upon arrival, we learned that our flight had been delayed a couple of hours, due to a pilot scheduling error by the airline.
My Aunt w... | 3 | 1 | |
1406783340 | 1406785485 | t3_2c7paa | t5_2to41 | 935 | UnidanX: TIFU by manipulating reddit votes.
agentlame: I assume you picked TIFU because it's a default, but this doesn't belong here at all. This is silly meta-reddit nonsense.
Traditionally--as you already knew before you posted this--people make posts like this to /r/self. It has a long standing tradition of bein... | 4 | 233.75 | |
1406784354 | 1406870662 | t3_2c7qkq | t5_2to41 | -9 | Tifu-disposable: TIFU By Stalking a girl and making her piss her pants with rape-fear (NSFW)
I will start by saying that the unfortunate string of events has opened my eyes to the state of our society. So... First off I am not a stalker or a rapist xD. I was at a buds house having a few Drinks last night and I decid... | 4 | -2.25 | |
1406780462 | 1407206291 | t3_2c7ljx | t5_2to41 | 28 | wpg88: TIFU: by not realizing my leg fell asleep during felatio.
So my relationship with this girl had already been kind of weird, she was a virgin not super sexually experienced but willing to experiment. I am a bit older than she is and I have been sexually active since I was 16. (I am 27 now) So last night we are fo... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1406785667 | 1406864420 | t3_2c7s5m | t5_2to41 | 20 | wombatfever: TIFU by going to South Dakota
TIFU by going to South Dakota; leaving my fiancee (been dating for 4 years) back in Arizona. Was just gone for a week, things were pretty much ok until that point. I went out of my way to make her feel special the entire time I was gone. Sent flowers to her work because it was... | 12 | 1.666667 | |
1406786545 | 1406792159 | t3_2c7t5m | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by joining an AP class
It's summer and because I decided to join AP European History, I have to do a summer assignment. For my assignment, I have to read The Prince by Machiavelli and Utopia by Thomas More, answer questions about those books, read my textbook, and answer questions about what I read from... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1406786327 | 1406809296 | t3_2c7sw6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friends that my crush was asexual
So this happened a few days ago, I had just finished school and was catching the bus home(I catch it every day). I took a seat next to my friend and sat quietly for a few minute when my friend asked if I was going to ask my crush on a date. I'd already don... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1406786223 | 1406820494 | t3_2c7srt | t5_2to41 | 4,748 | AreEyeGeeBeeWhy: TIFU by Eating Fun Dip
This happened over the weekend.
The wife and I got hitched about a month ago, but have been together for 6 years. We have been enjoying each other’s *ahem* company quite a bit since we got married. Something about saying ‘I Do’ really got the freak juices a flowing if you catc... | 17 | 279.294118 | |
1406789623 | 1406790104 | t3_2c7wgw | t5_2to41 | 25 | beatingisbae: TIFU by falling asleep while masturbating
Had to make a throwaway for this.
Anyway, this happened about a year ago if not two. I used to be one of those male teenagers that just had to beat it every single day. Not necessarily meant I had a schedule or anything, but the need for doing it was instilled in... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1406789723 | 1406890408 | t3_2c7wk9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | x_56: TIFU by losing concentration
Like many of the stories on this thread, this did not in fact happen today, but on Tuesday. So I work at a checkout at Walmart, which is one of the worst jobs you could possibly have: mainly because you get all the angry customers who can't be bothered to go pay a little more and go t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406789001 | 1406876731 | t3_2c7vty | t5_2to41 | 2 | dayry52: TIFU by making my guardian mistake my glowstick for a loose tube.
Like a lot of TIFUs, this didn't happen today. It was back when I was in fourth grade and I was living with a guardian I just met a year ago. She wasn't like a mother to me but she wasn't a horrible lady either. She just minded her own business ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406755096 | 1406817550 | t3_2c6fxn | t5_2to41 | 10 | booandmoothecats: TIFU by making my dad think I flash old random men on Omegle
Originally posted this on /r/omegle and it was suggested that /r/tifu would enjoy my pain, so here:
Today I was skyping with one of my friends and the subject came up of girls flashing random old men on omegle. We kept joking about it and t... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1406793190 | 1406803818 | t3_2c802g | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By making out
TIFU, by making out with my friends sister(13). Keep in mind that I'm 14 so not that bad. Except I told her I will hang out with her whenever I'm over. So uh I know reddit wants details, so here they are. It started as a friendly conversation just asking questions, joking the usual. One th... | 3 | 3 | |
1406798525 | 1406923806 | t3_2c84oo | t5_2to41 | 76 | georgep93: TIFU by pursuing a prank caller
So this happened a while ago but i've only just got round to posting it here. Normally I live alone whilst i'm at university, however this event occurred whilst i was back home for a week with my family. I woke up one morning and went downstairs to find my mum looking worried ... | 4 | 19 | |
1406799029 | 1406886172 | t3_2c853w | t5_2to41 | 80 | ZoZferatu: TIFU by liking Assassins Creed too much
Black Flag to be exact. Still have to play Revelations and III.
Assassins Creed and pirates. Say what you want about it not fitting in the story or whatever, but it's great fun. Whale hunting, capturing ships, sieging forts (too goddamn hard), running with Blackbeard ... | 4 | 20 | |
1406795049 | 1406822120 | t3_2c81pr | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking politics with my girlfriend's dad and ended up being featured in a national newspaper.
Hi all, this one is over 10 years old, but still haunts my dreams. I figured I'd share it on here for you all to enjoy.
I was 16 years old and I was set to meet my GF's family for the first time. One catch... | 6 | 10 | |
1406801264 | 1406805412 | t3_2c86za | t5_2to41 | 20 | Sledge17: TIFU by Ridiculing a Nigerian Scammer
Several months ago I advertised my car for sale on an Aussie carsales site. I didnt have many enquiries until this guy emailed me asking if it was still for sale. I politely emailed him back that it was...
He then sent this response -
"Mate,thanks for the response,i wo... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1406802867 | 1406803181 | t3_2c889n | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining someones nice jacket with a new coat of coffee.
Good lord im sweating bullets right now.
I put the coffee on top of a movable coat rack and I nudged the rack by accident when I was placing the coffee up there again (y'know, after a subsequent drink). Nice white denim jacket totally covered.... | 3 | 1 | |
1406804795 | 1406813238 | t3_2c89wk | t5_2to41 | 38 | Zackismymonkey: TIFU by sharting myself while teaching a class
javaski: To be honest, they could just think you farted and it smelled really bad. Which, while not exactly reputation building, isn't the same as them knowing you shit your pants. I would just roll with it and pretend nothing happened. If you're a pret... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1406803630 | 1407179447 | t3_2c88wj | t5_2to41 | 314 | KFGer: TIFU by trimming my pubic hair
Having the habit of shortening my ballsack hair at least once a month, I brought my electric shaver with me on my camping trip to France. If you have been to camping sites in Europe, you know the only place you can expect some privacy is the shower house. So here I was, standing in... | 6 | 52.333333 | |
1406800410 | 1406897689 | t3_2c869j | t5_2to41 | 22 | Azlas: TIFU peeing after a sweaty drunk dance in Chtulhu throat
I fucked up 2 years ago while I was with my friends at an important music festival in my town.
So, I wasn't that drunk, just a few beers. I was jumping and dancing and in the middle of the crowd I felt the urge to pee.
It was a mad rush to find the neare... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1406804185 | 1406912893 | t3_2c89cy | t5_2to41 | 4 | hiwatisurname: TIFU by not talking to her
My friends know this girl, i've met her like twice and barely talked to her. My friends know i like her so whenever we hang out they ask her to come but she never does. Last night her girl friend invited her over and mentioned that I wanted to see her again, and she magically a... | 4 | 1 | |
1406806556 | 1406812015 | t3_2c8bic | t5_2to41 | 2 | tooposhtofunction: TIFU by taking a shit at a pub
Ragnar_OK: Hi, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it's been removed due to breaking **Rule #10: All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless its saturday.**
Please resubmit your post this coming Saturday.
tooposhtofunction: Oh sorry will do. ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406803913 | 1406811545 | t3_2c894n | t5_2to41 | 10 | pr3dato8: TIFU by disliking Chlamydia
For the sake of anonymity I will say that my gf's name is Chloris (it's not actually, but works in this just as her name would).
So my girlfriend and me went out with our friends for a meal and drinks. We are all still in university so the maturity level of our evening discussions... | 5 | 2 | |
1406759889 | 1406834050 | t3_2c6orl | t5_2to41 | 4 | PM_ur_Rump: TIFU by eating pretzels.
15 years ago, blah blah, high school me had a huge crush on the cutest/coolest girl in my class, at least according to me. Think the "Girl At The Rock Show."
We were friends, thought I was in the dreaded FZ. Once, I was at her house, with an acquaintance that was the usual "douch... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406787865 | 1406845284 | t3_2c7ums | t5_2to41 | 11 | KangaLilz: TIFU by rubbing urine on my face
As usually, walking in the door from work, I'm greeted by the fan club; Lily, my old farty puppy dog, and Cheeto, the little orange kitten my boyfriend found in his work parking lot and brought home last month.
Anywho, we start with the usual excited squeals and chants of "... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1406809549 | 1406819261 | t3_2c8eq2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TiFuThrowaway12344: TIFU By going on a date.......
Okay, SO this happened last night. I was feeling kinda down in the dumps about not having a girlfriend and the woman i have a crush on doesn't seem to be answering my texts. I only sent two, but still, after the great date we had the other night, i don't get why she do... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406812270 | 1406911284 | t3_2c8i4a | t5_2to41 | 18 | stupidBMWowner: Tifu by showing off my car
I'm young and decided its time to buy a new car. I'm a dude and of course I want something sporty. I decide I want luxury too so why not get both. That leaves German cars and Japanese luxury cars. The japanese cars are not my thing so German it is. My dad has had bad experienc... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1406812913 | 1406907930 | t3_2c8j0p | t5_2to41 | 92 | folxify: TIFU by flicking my cigarette.
Actually not today but a couple of weeks ago. It just almost happened again so it feels I should tell the world.
I work in graphic design, and meeting deadlines can be somewhat stressful at times. I always light up some nicotine-y goodness as soon as my foot hits the parking lo... | 10 | 9.2 | |
1406771985 | 1407027141 | t3_2c78ro | t5_2to41 | 1 | Bl4zeTMG: TIFU by ruining the screen on my phone by smashing it.
This happened around 2 years ago, and I heard that my phone at the time had Gorilla Glass, so what I decided to do was that I would take my phone and hit the screen through the edge of my bed and what ended up happening was the screen was kind of green (k... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1406810718 | 1406836076 | t3_2c8g4v | t5_2to41 | 63 | crujones43: Tifu by bringing a bag of smart food on a plane
Obligatory didn't happen today but I have not been on this sub that long.
I was on a flight across Canada (Calgary to Toronto, close enough) and while I waited to board I bought some snacks. A bottle of pop, some nibs and pretty big bag of smart food popco... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1406814850 | 1406829757 | t3_2c8lv2 | t5_2to41 | 58 | Random_Expletive: TIFU By using my vagina.
So I'm the kinds girl who has no problem having a tumble in the sheets with a willing fella with a good attitude, and because of this I tend to have a lot of sex. But my promiscuity is a cheeky little bastard and now I've gotten myself into a situation where me and my flailing... | 10 | 5.8 | |
1406816116 | 1406817789 | t3_2c8nyh | t5_2to41 | 9 | T-rexwithlongarms: TIFU by accidentally searching gay porn on company laptop on my first day
I recently got hired at a financial institution in Asia and today is my first day. I was given the task to research information on venture capital firms active in the tech industry, so I made a list of about 15 I could think of... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1406816188 | 1406906075 | t3_2c8o2n | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing in the shower
Oh boy, what a morning I had..
So a little backstory for my story is as follows. I (25 m) travel a lot for work and am constantly in hotel rooms and hotel bars and usually I am alone. This week I was lucky in the fact that I had a young female co-worker from a different country ... | 5 | 13 | |
1406813396 | 1406845113 | t3_2c8jpd | t5_2to41 | 49 | sunsetparkslope: TIFU by having a nocturnal erection while having a stent up my penis
I just had kidney stone surgery. They left a stent in me to widen the urethra and allow any other stones to be passed out. There is a thread attached to the stent which leads out of my penis. The thread was taped tightly around my pe... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1406821482 | 1406945456 | t3_2c8wz2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | throwaay1992: TIFU by making a girl take abortion pills and she disappaered before knowing if they worked
One night stand nightmare, basically condom broke and some weeks later she starts having symptoms, one pregnancy test later and surprise, positive. she didn't want to abort it and after convincing her to do so she ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406822445 | 1406838936 | t3_2c8yno | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU By mooning my whole family.
So my dad's side of the family and I have reunions in different parts of the US every year(since we have family all over the US). This year we decided to have it in Sedona, Arizona. We were at this river swimming, and there was a huge cliff we had access to and we were all us... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1406820734 | 1406825179 | t3_2c8vnm | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU at work by casually making fun of a tragedy.
Background: So I work for an insurance company in South Africa and work with a pretty decent group of people. It's been a nice change of pace for the past year, especially after my prior job as a strip club MC/DJ.
So today at work we get a car rental claim ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1406823832 | 1406867661 | t3_2c917n | t5_2to41 | 132 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a ride to a stranger
This was actually about a month ago, but whatever. At around 9pm I was walking out of a Walgreens with the few items I needed to support my bachelor lifestyle, and was about to go pick up a pizza I had ordered for carry out. As I was walking to my car there was a man talki... | 6 | 22 | |
1406822806 | 1406854953 | t3_2c8zbx | t5_2to41 | 7,390 | zombitatertot: TIFU by shining a laser in my brother's butthole...
Like most of the TIFU stories this didn't happen today, but rather 5 years ago when I was about 12 years old. My brother (we'll call him Mike) and I were in my room late at night, bored when he showed me his new laser pointer he'd just bought.
After ... | 11 | 671.818182 | |
1406825517 | 1406901210 | t3_2c94fe | t5_2to41 | 342 | doesnotgive2: TIFU by trusting my fuck buddy
(Fairly long - sorry!) Background Story
I met her at the start of this year on a magical service called Tinder. We got along fairly well but I wasn't looking for much at the time, so conversation dried up and we stopped talking.
A few months later, in a persistent state of... | 9 | 38 | |
1406827808 | 1407787988 | t3_2c98ve | t5_2to41 | 3,270 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally ripping open a female coworker's top
This happened a few months ago, but I've been writhing in shame and couldn't bring my self to tell anyone about it.
So I work in a clothing store on the women's section in the UK. This section is entirely staffed by females, except for me. There is o... | 12 | 272.5 | |
1406828695 | 1406901390 | t3_2c9alq | t5_2to41 | 82 | my_shit: Tifu by watching Porn
Well I guess we can all agree that we have watched Porn at one point or another I know I have and today was a little different then I expected, I haven't beat the sausage in a while so tonight I was a little excited for it it's late and it's a full house everyone is asleep and it's quite ... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1406828471 | 1406842395 | t3_2c9a6m | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a menstrual cup [maybe NSFW]
Maybe NSFW? Not sure.
So technically this happened yesterday through today at about 4am.
So I use a menstrual cup as an alternative to pads and tampons because it's cheaper ($40 for like 5 years), cleaner, environmentally friendly, etc. I also live with my dad, wh... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1406829361 | 1406860587 | t3_2c9bv2 | t5_2to41 | 109 | TKricci: TIFU by not knocking, NSFW
So im sitting here typing this and I don't really know what to say. I fucked up big time and I don't know how ill ever forget what my eyes saw.
My roommate was gone when I woke up this morning before I left for class. (He usually goes home from thursdays to mondays because he isn't ... | 6 | 18.166667 | |
1406829699 | 1406908472 | t3_2c9cis | t5_2to41 | 26 | Mr_Flacid: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend.
This happened 2 days ago, but, recently I started dating my best friend that I have known for 4-ish years. We're very close, and after a month and a half of being officially a couple, it's safe to say I've never felt this way about a girl in my 17 years existing on eart... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1406825821 | 1406863865 | t3_2c94y3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Dupaloop: TIFU by not getting high and shaving my scrote.
EDIT: I fucked up BY getting high and shaving my scrote.
As with most of these, this happened a few weeks ago but I just got turned onto this sub. So I woke up like any other day and did the old wake and bake. Now in anticipation of a date I had coming up I tho... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406829819 | 1406853176 | t3_2c9crx | t5_2to41 | 31 | scottw512: TIFU by eating a raw habanero pepper and going to the gym
So I get to the office this morning and see one of my co-workers has brought in fresh picked habanero peppers from his garden. I’m a spicy food fan so I decide to take a nibble. It’s delicious and not unbearably spicy so over the next hour I eat the r... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1406829815 | 1407040957 | t3_2c9cri | t5_2to41 | 68 | Mesartihm: TIFU by using my boyfriends mothers cell phone - possibly [NSFW]
So this happened about two months ago so here's a little background information.
Two months ago my boyfriend, D's father was leaving town but his phone was all messed up from being rooted. So D offered to fix it, and we would have his dad take... | 6 | 11.333333 |
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