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1406920284 | 1406928584 | t3_2cczy8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | LongTimeGamer: TIFU by wishing death upon a grieving family.
Do you ever run into a person or group of people that are maybe just a little too 'friendly'? You know, like that one person on the subway who tries to talk to you even though you have two earbuds in. Who doesn't let up until they're showing you pictures of t... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1406926250 | 1406938050 | t3_2cdapq | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing a $700 smart phone on a roller coaster
It was a dark and stormy night at Six Flags over Georgia (Hot and sunny actually). A group of friends and I were preparing to ride [The Superman](https://www.sixflags.com/overgeorgia/attractions/superman-ultimate-flight). As standard procedure I placed ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1406928537 | 1406993392 | t3_2cdbxu | t5_2to41 | 4 | g0ldbar: You poor fool... Women don't care too much what other women you have dated look like. I have had them all. They care how you treat them.
Freeqt: wait, that isn't common sense?
g0ldbar: Not to op...
Freeqt: I am op you idiot
g0ldbar: And your post says it all...
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1406923872 | 1406992411 | t3_2cd6gc | t5_2to41 | 175 | thejamman16: TIFU by having a couple brews and getting frisky by myself. (NSFW)
The follow incident occurred over the summer. While I don't normally drink by myself I was finishing up a rough week of school work and job work. As I headed home I thought I'd pick up a six pack of a new Micro Brew my local shop acquired (... | 8 | 21.875 | |
1406927615 | 1407174748 | t3_2cdd3e | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by building a potato gun
I have wanted to build a potato gun for a while, but I knew that if I asked my wife she would simply say no. So as any self respecting young man would do, I figure its easier to ask forgivness than permission. I worked at Lowes at the time from 4am to 1 and my wife worked a norm... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1406928368 | 1407308828 | t3_2cdeep | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at a NSFW image on my last day of an internship. (NSFW - Reference to NSFW topics)
I am a college student who took up a paid internship at a legal clinic in another college because I didn't have any summer classes and nothing to do anyway. Everything went smoothly until the last day. On the l... | 5 | 2 | |
1406929597 | 1407010929 | t3_2cdgeq | t5_2to41 | 35 | Tofumang: TIFU by correcting an asshole parker.
Yesterday I fucked up as I went to go see Guardians of the Galaxy. I arrived at the theater early and saw the only great parking space available was partially taken by a car parked in two spots; some beaten up car it didn't even make sense to protect like that(it never d... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1406933361 | 1406944200 | t3_2cdmj3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by not using protection
So like most TIFU this didn't happen today but about 2 weeks ago, I was about to have sex with my gf at the time and she says she doesn't want to use protection. I think that's okay I'll just pull out. So we get into fun time and I'm going at it and she digs her nails into my bac... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1406933769 | 1406935464 | t3_2cdn4b | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep in the back of a semi-truck
This actually happened two years ago, but here goes nothing.
So the incident took place after a night of heavy drinking, where I had downed roughly an entire bottle of Irish whiskey by myself. My friends and I were planning on going out to the bars, but I wa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406917895 | 1406958414 | t3_2ccvoh | t5_2to41 | 5 | nellsky: TIFU by giving bitch face to the guy who attempted to hit on me on the metro
I was on the metro this morning minding my own business listening to music while waiting for my stop to get off. I have severe bitch face (IE when my face is resting I look like a pissed off bitch but I'm not) when I'm not talking to ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1406935660 | 1406935975 | t3_2cdpy5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not actually fucking up. [NSFW-ish]
This actually happened yesterday but I had to wait till now to post because of shit related content.
Anyway I recently took to volunteering in a charity shop to get some work experience over the summer. The night before my first day I decided to take some Hayfeve... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1406936110 | 1406936836 | t3_2cdqkn | t5_2to41 | 9 | vaxcom: TIFU with my idea to get a birthday cake for a co-worker
I hear in conversation that it's "Joe's" birthday today, and my mind instantly switches images of fresh CAKE. I throw out the idea of running out at lunch to get one, for us to cheer a happy birthday to him. And have some cake. People love cake. Good cake... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1406935966 | 1407025554 | t3_2cdqda | t5_2to41 | 12 | Musicalmoses: TIFU by not Fucking Up, and almost getting arrested for it.
A tiny bit of background: So my neighbor (we will call him jim) recently got evicted, and moved the last of his stuff out last night.
Today, I was sanding on the street outside my apartment, waiting to hand off some work to a customer of mine. ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1406937504 | 1406966819 | t3_2cdsoe | t5_2to41 | 247 | Chumawumba: TIFU by almost kissing a girl that I have liked for a long time but ended up running away at the last second
So today it was one of my coworkers' last day at work, and everyone was sad to see her go. She was very pretty and everyone liked her/enjoyed her company. Now I am an average looking guy, nowhere in ... | 7 | 35.285714 | |
1406937343 | 1406938464 | t3_2cdsfk | t5_2to41 | 4 | jnelso1555: TIFU by panicking during a phone interview
**Background - I have really really bad social anxiety and tend to lose all learned abilities of communication when in an uncomfortable situation like an interview or giving a presentation.**
So I applied to this office job on campus at my school and kinda just f... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406938547 | 1406939330 | t3_2cdu6z | t5_2to41 | 7 | asar2525: TIFU By Asking For a Raise
Not today, but a few months ago. This summer I returned to the same internship that I did last summer, at a contract manufacturer as an engineering intern. About the third week into the job, I sent an e-mail to HR asking about the possibility of a raise citing a few reasons: It was ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1406938216 | 1406962690 | t3_2cdtp2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | gottahandittoya: TIFU by launching a severed leg across the room. (Possibly NSFW?)
Throwaway for reasons that will soon become obvious.
I just recently started work four months ago as a veterinary assistant at an animal clinic. Since I'm the new girl, I'm seen as more likely to fuck up, which kind of makes me nervous ... | 3 | 2 | |
1406938736 | 1407006677 | t3_2cdufw | t5_2to41 | 205 | _Solution_: TIFU by telling my son ninjas are real
A few days ago my wife and I were taking the kids on a family vacation to the beach. On the drive there my 6 year old son was asking some random questions; One being "are ninjas real?" my wife and I both told him yes, because, well, they are. After we got to our hote... | 4 | 51.25 | |
1406940108 | 1406948906 | t3_2cdwgx | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being heartbroken and confused.
This fuck up actually has been happening for about 36 hours or so but just about ten minutes ago it has really escalated. A little back story:
Me and my boyfriend have been together since January of this year and we were fantastic! We were long distance because he is... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1406942781 | 1406979442 | t3_2ce0ap | t5_2to41 | 11 | HAL__Over__9000: TIFU by buying a fleshlight [NSFW]
Or rather a counterfeit fleshlight. I was on Amazon and decided to buy myself some fleshlights. After some shopping around, I found a seller called HealthyPatches that was cheaper, but still around $70 a piece. But when they arrived, I found that they were fake, I eve... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1406940331 | 1406947493 | t3_2cdwtb | t5_2to41 | 32 | jamesgangnam: tifu by taking my friend to a gay public bathhouse, witnessing something odd
Korean Redditors or anyone who’s ever been to Korea knows about Jjimjilbangs; public bath houses which function as super cheap accommodation, with gender segregated hot tub rooms, steam rooms and open-plan unisex sleeping rooms, ... | 4 | 8 | |
1406939532 | 1406946456 | t3_2cdvk6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | gosparkgo: TIFU by having a little kid get in trouble for my irresponsibility
So today I was filled in as a camp counselor at a camp I'm not usually at, including having a backpack I don't usually take. The day was mostly fine, but at the end when kids were getting picked up I noticed one of the campers in my group (ab... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406943510 | 1406949190 | t3_2ce1c6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | macho_man_2: TIFU by playing hockey with my friends
The three of us started off the day at six flags and were there for about a good 7 hours. We get to my house for some dinner, while dinner is being cooked we decide to play some hockey for a while just shooting the puck. After a while it turns into a full on two on on... | 3 | 1 | |
1406946779 | 1406966570 | t3_2ce5qw | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a friend to put something in her purse.
I'm an 18 year old year 12 student that attends a very left-wing private school in the south of Melbourne Aus. Where I live magic mushrooms grow wildly and this Winter me and my stoner mates went picking and tripping and in general having a good time.
O... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1406946922 | 1406948756 | t3_2ce5yv | t5_2to41 | 28 | souwant2bcliche: TIFU By eating police grade mace...
So, like most of these, this happened a couple years back...
Some backstory. I used to work at a public pool in my late-teens. As the only public pool within sixty miles, we catered to a pretty rough inner city crowd. Thankfully, every weekend, we had a policeman wa... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1406947790 | 1406952349 | t3_2ce772 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting in a church...
Obligatory disclaimer that this didn't happen today but a few months back.
My college town has a fun bar hop that everyone gets in on. I have a problem with over consumption of alcohol and I tried to be careful; but after a certain point I stop paying attention to what I was ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1406948372 | 1406993685 | t3_2ce7yq | t5_2to41 | 83 | WindyGlass1: TIFU by accidentally exposing my breasts at a Vet apppointment
I bought a dress online that I thought would be really cute on me in person. When I got it, it looked great except that the breast area (which has a row of buttons in the middle) was a bit strained which made me unsure about how appropriate the... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1406948758 | 1406951721 | t3_2ce8ih | t5_2to41 | 5 | anal__throwaway: TIFU by dropping my 'dildo' on the floor.
And by 'dildo,' I mean a screwdriver with a rubber glove on the handle.
Okay so being a Friday everyone else at work had taken off a little early to get their weekends started. Since I was alone in the office, I felt like messing around. I locked up the doors... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406951002 | 1406952377 | t3_2cebgr | t5_2to41 | 5 | ToriaAnn2397: TIFU by backing into my stepdad's police car.
I had just got off of work and was about to head to a friend's house. I have only been driving frequently for about a year and I have a bad history of minor finder-benders, not helped by the fact that I have a very long and narrow driveway. I had seen the car ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1406949535 | 1407026405 | t3_2ce9k5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my new neighbor think My roommate and I are a gay couple
Just happened:
I just moved into a house with three other dudes(call them T, J, and P). My neighbor, an older housewife/teacher, came by to give us a pie, since she's trying out baking or something.
It was just me there, and she asked... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1406945916 | 1407039467 | t3_2ce4m1 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a girl that "I'd think about it" when she asked me to prom.
This happened in high school a few years back. While at another dance that I went to stag, a girl (let's call her Alex) began dancing with me and grinding on me. Now she is very pretty, but stupid junior year me is not into her. At t... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1406953122 | 1406957534 | t3_2cee7y | t5_2to41 | 233 | [deleted]: TIFU By Doing Something Nasty With A Microphone
I used to play guitar in bands. One evening I was doing a solo acoustic set—just me sitting on a stool onstage with my acoustic guitar. My acoustic guitar did not have a way to plug it into the sound system, so I positioned a microphone in front of its sound ho... | 5 | 46.6 | |
1406954072 | 1406982065 | t3_2ceff3 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking milk.
Im lactose intolerant and when I consume any dairy I have terrible stomach issues. This morning I ordered a drink from starbucks with a ton of milk in it, but it slipped my mind completely. 2 hours later while I'm at my SO's house, it hits me. I instantly feel like there are acid turds... | 3 | 6 | |
1406955360 | 1407021853 | t3_2cegv6 | t5_2to41 | 259 | KU_Makin_Me_Broke: TIFU by attending freshman orientation at The University of Kansas. I was charged $14,500.
In July of 2013 I attended orientation at the University of Kansas and decided I didn't want to go to school there and ended up going to another college in the midwest. I contacted KU to cancel my enrollment an... | 7 | 37 | |
1406954716 | 1406957867 | t3_2ceg45 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Simply_Red: TIFU by telling my 6 year old son Muslims are real
A few days ago my wife and I were taking the kids on a family vacation to the beach. On the drive there my 6 year old son was asking some random questions; One being "are Muslims real?" my wife and I both told him yes, because, well, they are. After we got ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1406960075 | 1406963781 | t3_2celzk | t5_2to41 | 11 | TIFUataparty: TIFU by being a lightweight
Like most TIFU's this happened a couple months ago. February to be exact.
As the title says, I'm a lightweight, so thats why this happened.
A little backstory: Me and a girl had been dating for a couple days, but talked for a couple weeks. She invited me to my first party, and ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1406961374 | 1407048149 | t3_2cenan | t5_2to41 | 561 | marriedinabathroom: TIFU by making up a name at Starbucks
A month ago, I went to Starbucks to get a drink near closing time. I was a bit distracted with my phone, so when the cute barista asked me what my name was, I said "Michael", the person I was texting.
When things were less busy and she walked past the table I ... | 6 | 93.5 | |
1406961376 | 1406962611 | t3_2cenao | t5_2to41 | 12 | tishstars: TIFU by picking home-grown blueberries in my yard
In the end my blueberries did, in fact, bring all the baby worms to the yard... and my mouth.
Jelliclekitty: You should get it checked out ಠ_ಠ
tishstars: Seeing the doctor tomorrow hopefully to make sure my stomach isn't a haven for parasites.
Jelliclekitty: ... | 4 | 3 | |
1406961889 | 1407013889 | t3_2cenqs | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by puking on a girl's back during the doggy...
NO. This didn't happen today. It was a couple of years ago during the summer after my senior year in high school. Since it seems like you guys like to hear about some fucked up shit, and Reddit subscribed me to this subreddit involuntarily, I figured I woul... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1406959311 | 1407609583 | t3_2cel7v | t5_2to41 | 3 | XandraHart: TIFU by texting the bf instead of doing school work
Background: I went to summer camp about two weeks ago and met a guy. It's long distance and we text every second we possibly can.
Now fast forward to this week. I'm in my school's marching band, and our band camp started this week, which means i ge... | 3 | 1 | |
1406960884 | 1407091550 | t3_2cemru | t5_2to41 | 18 | Hectooo: TIFU by taking off my pants
I woke up and went to the bathroom to change out of my pajamas. As I started to put on my pants, I get this weird fuzzy feeling. I have low blood pressure, so when I get up fast, I get this weird thing where everything looks real weird and I can't see very well and I usually stumble... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1406958582 | 1407052103 | t3_2cekh3 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a fire extinguisher in my trunk
Alright Reddit, it's story time. Gather round.
I recently moved into my new house. I've been moving a lot of stuff the past week and I came across a fire extinguisher I had purchased years previously. In fact, I cannot remember how/where/when/why I acquire... | 7 | 4 | |
1406965414 | 1406988795 | t3_2ceqtx | t5_2to41 | 13 | Mind_Vudhu: TIFU by asking if a dead person was ok.
So I'm at work and news is going around about one of our co-workers and her mother getting into a car accident and dying. I'm really busy already and my mind isn't completely focused when they tell me the news.
I was actually really sincere when I looked at them with... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1406967212 | 1407048936 | t3_2ces7d | t5_2to41 | 5 | ManHattanBox: TIFU- antibiotics and my ability to decapacitate myself
OK, first TIFU, hope you enjoy
So back story: a week ago I got strep throat, not too bad, just a mild case of it.
So I was prescribed amoxicillin
(antibiotic that is penicillin based)
To take for a week. Well, everything went fine till the 7th day,... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1406964804 | 1406998169 | t3_2ceqcp | t5_2to41 | 21 | fendergirl: TIFU When I loudly sharted in front of all my potential friends at a birthday party
Happy Saturday. I was an awquard fifth grader so when I was invited to one of the more popular girls birthday party I was thrilled. I picked her out a trendy lava lamp and packed my coolest pajama set and I was on my way. Af... | 3 | 7 | |
1406965711 | 1407006847 | t3_2cer2v | t5_2to41 | 13 | HunterSDrunkson: TIFU by using a flash drive
I told my mom I'd help set up her new printer for her. I had downloaded the driver to my flash drive which also had some amature photosets I'd downloaded. I put the drive in not thinking about the autoplay feature. In a few seconds windows photo viewer popped up and an imag... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1406970563 | 1406981210 | t3_2ceutw | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by washing my dick after I peed at work
So, we have a shared bathroom with one toilet and sink.
I felt an urge to pee and went to the bathroom. Well, I wash my dick every time after I pee so it's clean and no stains left on my underpants. I did the thing and while washing my weiner the door suddenly op... | 3 | 3 | |
1406971873 | 1407022218 | t3_2cevum | t5_2to41 | 4 | mymojossodopebitch: TIFU by mentioning Ted Bundy on first date.
This debacle actually happened around 6 months ago.
I had started talking to a girl on a dating site and we had been texting for quite a while and seemed to be hitting it off. I managed to convince her to bring around a movie to my apartment one friday n... | 4 | 1 | |
1406973863 | 1406978231 | t3_2cex7r | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a private message to 14 people.
So, my friend (we'll call her Agatha) "likes" my bestfriend (and we shall call him John) and she spoke to me about it, in quite some detail, and I told my bestfriend she liked him when he brought it up (she had been acting weird around him for weeks)
FW to thi... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1406973265 | 1407088690 | t3_2cewsp | t5_2to41 | 22 | DanceToCellDivision: TIFU by almost blinding my friend
I was staying at my friends house and I needed to take a dump. As if taking a dump at a mate's house wasn't awkward enough, he decided to turn the bathroom light on and off (whoever thought of having the light switch for a room on the OUTSIDE of the room is one evi... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1406972739 | 1407024007 | t3_2cewge | t5_2to41 | 31 | SierraGT2K: TIFU by elbowing my two year old in the face while sleeping
My wife and I still let our daughter sleep with us because she gets nightmares/can't sleep in her bed the entire night through. This morning around 2AM I must have been having a bad dream because I was seriously flopping around which I somewhat rem... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1406978948 | 1406982362 | t3_2cf0xk | t5_2to41 | 4 | astronautic: TIFU by scratching my nuts
So for about a week I've had minor jock itch. It's not enough to go to the doctor, but it's enough to be uncomfortable. This morning, I chopped up jalapeño peppers to put in my eggs. I then forgot to wash my hands. About twenty minutes ago I felt an itch coming on and I scratched... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1406976186 | 1406992567 | t3_2ceyvu | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a young girl jump into bushes in fear for her life.
Happened about 6 months ago.
I was out drinking in Scotland, just outside Glasgow in a smallish town. In the town centre we have 3-4 bars and 2 Night clubs. It's a regular
Saturday night (Sunday morning) I had a few beers with my friends and... | 3 | 31 | |
1406980203 | 1407006981 | t3_2cf1xd | t5_2to41 | 9,658 | Holden_Caulfiend: TIFU by masturbating in the restroom at work
Debated about creating a throwaway for this one, but decided to kind of just embrace my past. So like a lot of TIFU stories, this happened a while ago.
This was eight years ago when I worked at a megaplex movie theater in Orlando. It was a summer day and ... | 16 | 603.625 | |
1406979537 | 1406984922 | t3_2cf1d5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | bindconfused: TIFU by breaking bathroom sink with my butt.
Ekhm, so yeah, I took a dump and wanted to sit on the sink and use it as a bidet to wash the fallout zone, just like I've done it many times in the past, successfully (hey don't judge me, I like that clean butt feeling).
Today was different, however, differen... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1406983530 | 1407005356 | t3_2cf4qp | t5_2to41 | 6 | Rebirthqt: TIFU by borrowing a charger.
Roughly 2 weeks ago I borrowed my neighbors' iPhone 4 charger.
I used it some and used my friend's charger at their house.
The thing is, I come home and her charger is de_stroyed.
I spent like all my money taking some friends out to eat yesterday, and I have $20 to my name.
She ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1406983777 | 1406992789 | t3_2cf50r | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a girl multiple pictures of me in a pink lacy open ended thong, more pictures of me posing for her with her name written on my ass, and a video that starts with my face and ends up with me fingering my ass. Also sent another girl pictures of me with her name on my chest, full nude.
So for som... | 5 | 1 | |
1406985502 | 1407031890 | t3_2cf6pl | t5_2to41 | 105 | uwir: TIFU by telling mom that I've wasted my entire college funds
the story begins before 2 years from now after my 18's birthday, I received my college funds, so I went to another city to college so as the days went passing by, I had no sense of control or to manage my money. so like a fool after 2 years I have waste... | 8 | 13.125 | |
1406988415 | 1407033805 | t3_2cf9sy | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining one six year friendship, potentially ruining another six year friendship, and losing an perfect potential SO
This is pretty recent. Like a day or so ago.
So I was dating a girl that I've known for 6 years and we have been off and on the entire 6 years. A new girl, which my "best friend" lik... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1406987234 | 1407016475 | t3_2cf8gr | t5_2to41 | 40 | wongfong: TIFU by driving my date home
So I have a fantastic second date with this girl. She stays over and needs me to drive her back to her place in the city. No big deal, what could go wrong? I take out my E46 M3 and take some back roads into the city. It's a little wet out from some rain last night but I'll just... | 5 | 8 | |
1406990429 | 1407058374 | t3_2cfc58 | t5_2to41 | 137 | [deleted]: TIFU because Tinder gave me an STD
So I am six months out of a long term relationship, and had been avoiding going on dates/hookups and such because I just wasn't ready for it. But I finally grew some psychological balls and decided it was time to stop spending the majority of my weekends by myself.
But ano... | 11 | 12.454545 | |
1406987567 | 1407051147 | t3_2cf8ui | t5_2to41 | 17 | Macabre68: TIFU by nearly knocking myself out while shaving my balls
When I shave my balls I will get naked and stand in the bathtub facing the rest of the bathroom. I'm shaving away and everything is going great. I'm bent over a little concentrating on the task at hand watching the hair fall as I take the last few s... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1406991984 | 1407039456 | t3_2cfe3p | t5_2to41 | 50 | TheRaven1: TIFU by losing $600 worth of soccer tickets.
This is just awful and I am in tears writing this. There is a huge Manchester United vs Real Madrid game at the University of Michigan tonight. I convinced my brother to pay for a ticket, even though they were so expensive way back in March or so and my dad was so... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1406981199 | 1407173143 | t3_2cf2pv | t5_2to41 | 68 | Beatminerz: TIFU by twerking on my grandma
So this didn't happen today, but rather about a month ago. For a little background, I am from Virginia, but now live in Michigan. Last month I was visiting my grandparents down south.
As anyone from the south will tell you, sweet tea has its own level on the food Pyramid. It... | 4 | 17 | |
1406989545 | 1407013162 | t3_2cfb3u | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by unknowingly threatening a homeless man and getting punched.
So this happened last night when I was out at a pub with some friends. Around us was a drunk homeless guy bothering people for a cigarette. He was a young guy, much bigger than me (or anyone else there) and was clearly using his size to inti... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1406993222 | 1407000225 | t3_2cffrh | t5_2to41 | 207 | hellboyfanboy: TIFU by falling 33ft out of a tree while trying to impress a girl I was on a first date with.
Let me give you some back story first:
I'm a 25y/o male who has not had a lot of luck with the ladies since breaking up with my fiancee 8 months ago. So i've been using an online dating side to try and find that... | 4 | 51.75 | |
1406995453 | 1407163382 | t3_2cfivo | t5_2to41 | 31 | HeisenBrow: TIFU by insulting british cuisine in front of a class full of british students
This actually happened last year, but oh well.
I was an exchange student last year in England, studying Advertising at a university. This happened in my second week of class there, so I was pretty new and didn't know anyone.... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1406994470 | 1407173772 | t3_2cfhjo | t5_2to41 | 14 | catherinesosilly: TIFU by breaking my ankle jogging across my living room
So this actually happened two weeks ago, but the humiliation is still fresh.
My boyfriend moved into an apartment with me a couple months ago. The last month or so we've been on a set schedule of him working and me studying (taking the MCAT) dur... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1406997493 | 1406998816 | t3_2cflqs | t5_2to41 | 16 | nothappyaboutit: TIFU by mistaking someones name for a joke
So today at work I noticed someone I had never seen before. I went up to introduce myself by saying, "I don't think we've met before," to which I THOUGHT I heard him say, "That's harsh." I took it as a kind of funny sarcastic reply and gave him a good hearty l... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1406997956 | 1407005902 | t3_2cfme0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By Hurting Myself For Drugs
s3w4g3: How did you explain the injury to medical staff/family? That stuff will kill you man, hope it was some sort of wake up call!
ZyklonDee: I just told them the watermelon thing, and yeah it definitly was.
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1406998139 | 1407036620 | t3_2cfmny | t5_2to41 | 101 | The_Poltergeist: TIFU by creating a poster about a straight razor
This incident happened on November of last year. Like most TIFU's this one happened a while ago, so don't take the today part of TIFU so literal.
I was in the middle of health class and like anyone; I was bored out of my mind. The topic we were learning... | 8 | 12.625 | |
1407000002 | 1407020355 | t3_2cfpdl | t5_2to41 | 35 | pheonixORchrist: TIFU by bringing my cellphone to work.
I work at a deli in the middle of my small home town. On days like today it's pretty slow so I pull out my phone to play games/reddit.
Well today, I was at the counter on my phone and a customer came in so I locked my phone and shoved it into my pocket to help t... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1407000943 | 1407044031 | t3_2cfqso | t5_2to41 | 242 | MarshingMyMellow: TIFU by taking cold medicine when I had a cold.
More like this entire week I have been fucking up... I started getting sick earlier this week and had some bad nasal congestion, so I began taking Sudafed as directed on the box (2 tablets every 4-6 hours). I did this for a few days, about 8 tablets a da... | 4 | 60.5 | |
1406996254 | 1407056319 | t3_2cfjz8 | t5_2to41 | 188 | LaMi_: TIFU by watching Harry Potter before going to Lego Land
[This reminded me of my FU] (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2cdufw/tifu_by_telling_my_son_ninjas_are_real/)
Like most other TIFU, this didn't happen today but more like when i was about 7-8. Me being British, I loved Harry Potter and I read and wa... | 5 | 37.6 | |
1407006151 | 1407017839 | t3_2cftvw | t5_2to41 | 4 | Freckledcookie: It's not that bad, its just bruised and very bloody and it was below the knee, not acutally on the knee, had a few people look at it and I decided not to go. Maybe I'll go to the doctor when I can walk again
TrailRatedRN: You fuck a knee up without treating it and you can build scar tissue around those ... | 4 | 1 | |
1407003419 | 1407005237 | t3_2cfugn | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU - Is this the best option for vegetarians?
yorkshire_lass: What type of quorn have you tried they come in different varieties. I'd say its best to balance your protein from different sources: lentils, tofu, nuts, chickpeas also stops some of the repetitiveness.
MichaelCross93: Mostly quorn mince, but ... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1407003957 | 1407134123 | t3_2cfv7x | t5_2to41 | 32 | masachirinocherry: TIFU by paying $30.25 to poop
So I'm at home when nature calls and when I get upstairs to the bathroom I find my roommate taking a shower. We only have one bathroom so I'm just SOL no pun intended. I can take it anymore so I decide to drive over to the university campus real quick and take a poop the... | 4 | 8 | |
1407004089 | 1407005743 | t3_2cfvfx | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by messing with the local gang
Okay so this happened like 5 years ago.
12 year old me junior on high school.
Like the stupid kid I was I thought that I'm a man now and gangsta.
One day while I was on facebook I saw someone posting a status about how bad the school I'm attending is. Keep in mind that ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1407003752 | 1407043409 | t3_2cfuxu | t5_2to41 | 62 | partysober: TIFU by partying sober.
Back in May of this year, my friends were throwing a house party. I was chilling with them at their house waiting for everyone to come. Eventually, everyone came and people were trying to play beer pong but there were no pong balls. I left the party in search of pong balls but I coul... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1407004434 | 1407024566 | t3_2cfvxm | t5_2to41 | 7 | knopper91: TIFU Drinking
winstonjpenobscot: Finally someone who admits it was the excessive drinking, and not the decisions made while drinking, that was the mistake! Sorry you're out the cash ... I have no idea what 'burning a bunch of paint' means ...
knopper91: Burning paint means throwing paint on a fire in hopes ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1407008356 | 1407019374 | t3_2cg1pg | t5_2to41 | 5 | HitchWhacker: TIFU by masturbating with a hitchhiker in my car
agentlame: Removed:
>All posts involving obscene sexual situations, such as, but not limited to, incest, minors, and assault, will be removed.
mq999: Wait why was it removed? I was halfway through when it got deleted :(
agentlame: Sorry, I used the wro... | 5 | 1 | |
1407008883 | 1407032827 | t3_2cg2i8 | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU by not recognizing a girl liked me
This fuckup wasn't exactly today but has been occurring for the past week. So I'm a nerdy college student, and for the summer I work as a waiter at a local resort. The staff here tends to party a lot after hours with the guests.
The past week I had a table of girls ar... | 4 | 13 | |
1407011384 | 1407025446 | t3_2cg60s | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning the girl I liked into a lesbian
This summer I moved to a small town in Ohio for a couple of months to play bassoon with an opera company. I came here with no intentions initially and expected to be quite bored for most of the summer, although life ended up getting a tad more interesting than... | 3 | 9 | |
1407010953 | 1407124137 | t3_2cg5e8 | t5_2to41 | 509 | Weedpocket: TIFU by going to a rub and tug massage parlor --NSFW
Today, I woke up with a headache and a sore body. I was also horny as hell, but I've grown tired of jerking off to porn lately, so I started searching for alternatives.
I swiped on Tinder. I sent some messages to craigslist ads about massages looking for... | 12 | 42.416667 | |
1407016071 | 1407023196 | t3_2cgcr5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | disturbed434: TIFU by making coffee.
It's 2:38PM as I type this. This event took place 3 minutes ago.
So, I slept in. I've been sleeping at 6AM and waking up at around 2PM every day now for the last couple of weeks. Can't seem to get out of it. I got up and did my morning routine which includes getting out of bed, tur... | 3 | 2 | |
1407016884 | 1407018497 | t3_2cgdxb | t5_2to41 | 3 | WordsCannot: TIFU by not paying attention
buttfuckler: electrical tape!
WordsCannot: Yeah but I wanted something to make it look a bit less like I fucked up.
| 3 | 1 | |
1407007997 | 1407032658 | t3_2cg15o | t5_2to41 | 6 | Penischunk: TIFU by cutting a small chunk off the side of my penis
With the potential to meet up with a lady tonight, I decided it was about time to trim the hedges. I got my clippers ready set to the closest setting and began trimming. The problem was it is currently really hot and humid and my skin was a little stick... | 3 | 2 | |
1407018812 | 1407019371 | t3_2cgglc | t5_2to41 | 3 | LKJ55: TIFU by not deleting history
Osafune2: So where's the fuck up? Had he been watching really messed up stuff or something?
LKJ55: Yes lol
| 3 | 1 | |
1407020071 | 1407022164 | t3_2cgibo | t5_2to41 | 7 | TaedW: TIFU by walking in on my son masterbating. [NSFW]
serpentwhistler: Well, Meg might be sexy, if you're into that.
snuke_snizz: We can all agree that Lois is a bonerfied MILF
serpentwhistler: Tushie'!
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1407021548 | 1407056046 | t3_2cgkaa | t5_2to41 | 112 | wrong_toothbrush: TIFU by using the wrong toothbrush for months
This happened a couple of years ago. I have a sister and she's older than me. My mom one day bought us two new toothbrushes because our old ones were pretty ruined. We placed them in the second bathroom which only her and I use to brush our teeth as my par... | 6 | 18.666667 | |
1407025013 | 1407050789 | t3_2cgp5b | t5_2to41 | 31 | DarkComedian: TIFU by playing with explosives.
This, like many of my fuckups, did not actually happen today. Several years ago, after mixing a small batch of Flashpowder (think gunpowder, but slightly more power), I poured it into a tiny tape container, stuck in a fuze, and lit it off. It failed to explode. I, in a fit... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1407026630 | 1407066571 | t3_2cgrcp | t5_2to41 | 1,703 | timbo0812: TIFU by farting in a Gamestop
Sometime you gamble, and sometimes you lose.
I had just finished polishing off a calorically intensive night at the local Chinese buffet (dat MSG) and was in the mood to do some game shopping. I was all hyped up after playing the Destiny beta, and was looking to satiate my thir... | 8 | 212.875 | |
1407060771 | 1407191382 | t3_2cgs8m | t5_2to41 | 16 | Kanondrengen: If that's considered attractive then i'm a fucking god among men. No offence but the dude on the picture looks like a pale skinny boy.
emilyeverafter: But....I think pale, skinny boys are the most attractive boys....
ShawtySayWhaaat: Ay bby wan sum fuk?
emilyeverafter: 2intense4u
ShawtySayWhaaat: 3pale5u
... | 10 | 1.6 | |
1407027812 | 1407100322 | t3_2cgsys | t5_2to41 | 63 | cursedhydra: TIFU By buying Runescape gold....
This is my first post so excuse any formatting errors.
I'll start off with some context. This happened a few days ago after I had just visited my grandmother's house. My grandmother gave me $25 of "spending money". Sweet.
I had recently got back into Runescape, a game t... | 7 | 9 | |
1407012189 | 1407077126 | t3_2cg76w | t5_2to41 | 15 | Weertinz: TIFU by cursing in Preschool
So this happened when I was around 4 or 5 years old and I went to a half-day Preschool.
Around this time my dad and mom were fighting a lot, and my father cursed frequently. He tried to keep it clean around me and my brother, but sometimes I would hear some bad words. So, one d... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1407029756 | 1407030237 | t3_2cgvew | t5_2to41 | 5 | ramasule: TIFU Look I appreciate your fuck up
Smeagolegal: TIFU by wasting time reading about OP not fucking up. Today. Or in the past.
6romperstomper9: OP did fuck up
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1407029666 | 1407097618 | t3_2cgvau | t5_2to41 | 46 | CharlesDorky: TIFU by accidentally seeing potentially illegal porn.
So yeah like a lot more this happened a while back but still this year. A few months ago I was browsing a website (probably Tickld.com or in fact Reddit) and came upon a post/comment that mentioned Amanda Todd nudes. I had no idea who Amanda Todd was a... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1407032566 | 1407075145 | t3_2cgyyv | t5_2to41 | 9 | caffeinefueled: TIFU by almost blowing my engine to bits
Happened a few days ago on my way to work, as I made my way through the traffic congested streets of Toronto in my newly performance modded BMW, I found myself stuck behind an incompetent, slow driver in a blue corolla (go figure). As I approached the on ramp of ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1407030375 | 1407035464 | t3_2cgw6l | t5_2to41 | 4 | MartyMartinez33: TIFU- Saying California was a City in Front of Everyone in my School during an Assembly
Like a lot of the posts in this thread this fuck up did not happen today, but in fact happened 3 years ago during my freshman year (I'm 17 now going into my senior year). Anywho... I go to a pretty nerdy private sch... | 4 | 1 | |
1407033218 | 1407033770 | t3_2cgzte | t5_2to41 | 6 | natonio95: TIFU by not leaving my wallet in the locker
I was at Six Flags Magic Mountain and decided to ride X2. When I got to the boarding area, the staff told me that we had to put our stuff in the lockers. Before, you can usually just leave your stuff on the side until the ride is over and this is still the same on ... | 4 | 1.5 |
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