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1407033447 | 1407043073 | t3_2ch03k | t5_2to41 | 4 | theDogfromFrasier: TIFU by assuming what the T stands for in every post.
agentlame: Removed; read the sidebar.
theDogfromFrasier: why? What rule ples
agentlame: It's not a fuck-up. It's a meta post about the sub.
theDogfromFrasier: im new. whats a meta? im not being rude
agentlame: Ah, it means that rather than post... | 9 | 0.444444 | |
1407029962 | 1407037750 | t3_2cgvnh | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by misunderstanding my boss on the phone
I work at an ophthalmologists' clinic. My boss is a cool Italian doctor and his son is also a doctor. My boss usually doesn't work on Saturdays but he came in today to do some paperwork and to see one of his patients. The son works on Saturday. So today I forgot ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407033995 | 1407087007 | t3_2ch0sg | t5_2to41 | 18 | SparkyPingPong: TIFU by being a hard worker
I'm the kind of person who is never on time for anything because I always get stuff done early. In this example, I always get to work at least 10 minutes before my shift.
Yesterday was just a normal drive to work until I came across a bridge that I drive over every day, as t... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1407034220 | 1407119866 | t3_2ch132 | t5_2to41 | 127 | bobbymcguire: TIFU by using my laptop on the toilet.
Im not sure where to start but here goes...
I use my laptop when im on the toilet. im sure i am not the only one that does this. Anyway i went to the toilet a few hours ago and was just looking at the usual sites and applying for jobs. When it comes to wiping my ass... | 5 | 25.4 | |
1407034966 | 1416731700 | t3_2ch22y | t5_2to41 | 1,321 | Biggs62: TIFU by letting a dog hump and blow a load all over me (not beastiality) (NSFW)
This TIFU actually happened today (crazy right)
So I was watching a buddy of mines house while he went on a trip to see his family up in Washington. So I get to the house and he has this big black lab that he refuses to neuter. Th... | 17 | 77.705882 | |
1407036096 | 1407128941 | t3_2ch3jc | t5_2to41 | 11 | chucho_0: TIFU by learning you can delete the partition table of the root mounted hard disk
This is kind of technical, but bear with me.
Laptop has been having some issues lately (extremely slow booting, crashy, etc). It's kind of old but still hanging on, so why bother replacing it just yet? Well, I may almost have a... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1407037865 | 1407273172 | t3_2ch5qx | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by mentioning "defecation" in my home.
Alright, so I have been attempting to establish a daily exercise routine for the last several weeks. I go for a run, and then take a shower upon returning home. Yesterday, however, I could not immediately shower upon my return because my sister was in the *toilet*... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407035877 | 1407052215 | t3_2ch3a2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | KushosaurusRex: TIFU by throwing up on my neighbor's rug on his birthday
TIFU about 30 minutes ago. For my neighbor's birthday he wanted to have a few people over and have a little smoke party. After a while of passing bowls and blunts around continuously, everybody was pretty stoned, laughing and coughing up a lung. I... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407039637 | 1407049998 | t3_2ch80l | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU buying a white couch.
kalitarios: Fuck yo couch
HollowPointBullet: Buy another one, you rich motherfucker.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407038205 | 1407042740 | t3_2ch65k | t5_2to41 | 7 | MRyno: TIFU by leaving a fancy sink running...
So, some context would really help to demonstrate how badly I screwed the pooch on this one. My in-laws recently purchased a very nice (multi-million dollar) ski-in/ski-out property in Park City, UT. We were staying there over the weekend with visiting family. A family fri... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1407038932 | 1407048316 | t3_2ch71t | t5_2to41 | 7 | MARIJEWUANAS: TIFU I fucked up by playing with fire
It wasn't actually today, it was when I was 12. I was going through the "fire" phase and was playing with matches in my dads shed. The shed is wooden and you can guess where this is going. So I was playing with the matches and I opened a window because it was getting ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1407041286 | 1407051345 | t3_2cha1q | t5_2to41 | 10 | Cheapshot99: TIFU by having explosive diarrhea
joelwinsagain: "TIFU by going to Bakersfield..."
Cheapshot99: Bakersfield is like the shit hole of California
le_mous: I see you've never been to Stockton..
thornrak: I see both of you have never been to Lake County
| 5 | 2 | |
1407041678 | 1407058318 | t3_2chahh | t5_2to41 | 16 | james218: TIFU by pissing on my sons stereo
Today I fucked up by pissing on my sons stereo. I had a long day with the kids and we were out all day. when we got home I was happy to get them ready for bed and relax. As part of the relaxation I figured Id have a couple of beers. Because I had a long day and was tired, I h... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1407041574 | 1407048056 | t3_2chae0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By having an $800 phone bill...
...on my grandparent's account right after my grandfather got out of the hospital after a near-fatal heart attack.
I never want to know this feeling again.
1st_thing_on_my_mind: how exactly does that happen? were you calling porn chat numbers in another country?
RadioSm... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1407041161 | 1407078702 | t3_2ch9wf | t5_2to41 | 238 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a latex condom. [NSFW]
This post fits the TIFU because it actually happened a few days ago.
So I'm at a precollege program at a nameless University and there's this girl I kinda like. After a couple days of flirting and fellatio, we decide to have sex. Pretty normal routine--we're ma... | 6 | 39.666667 | |
1407042486 | 1407044264 | t3_2chbgd | t5_2to41 | 54 | HardKnockRiffe: TIFU by letting my kids play upstairs
So, this happened a couple of days ago...
My children have a play room on the second floor of our house that they play in frequently. There is absolutely nothing in this room - no furniture, no TV, nothing. Just toys and floor space. This is to make sure the kids d... | 6 | 9 | |
1407043790 | 1407044477 | t3_2chcz1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | FloppyJester: TIFU By Propsing to a woman
TIFU October 2010
I had been with my at the time ex gilfriend for about six month, and all was going well with us. I was in job training for a very good CSR position and passing college.
So one night during my lunch break at training, I decided to use my first paycheck to sur... | 3 | 4 | |
1407043134 | 1407057791 | t3_2chc8m | t5_2to41 | 2 | Raichu4u: TIFU by trying to throw a party.
Twice a year, a friend and I host "gaming parties", which started with about 10 people showing up, to nearly about 40-50 people coming to these events. We have one in the summer (which already occurred), and one in the winter. Everyone gets REALLY pumped for these parties.
Me... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1407045731 | 1407047423 | t3_2chf1f | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by loving birds
OK, this one happened when I was a kid, around 11 or 12. It's nowhere near as earth-shattering as a lot of these are, but it was still pretty embarassing at the time.
I'm walking down the street with my dad, having just come from a KB Toys store (anyone else miss KB Toys?) and playing s... | 3 | 1 | |
1407041347 | 1407106403 | t3_2cha45 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU... Thrice
This actually happened today, so yay for you but not for me as I am still nursing my injured pride and ego. Just came back from Washington D.C. and I am dog tired and amazed at how things can go from bad to worse in such a short time.
As some of you may know, there was a protest for Gaza and ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1407037786 | 1407116566 | t3_2ch5o6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | BubblyFrog: TIFU by being lazy with my email address
So it wasn't *today* that I was lazy with my email address, but back when I made it I just made it something quick and easy; something like asdfasdf@email.com.
This morning, my girlfriend is really upset and she says to me she saw my email, and she saw that I had s... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1407049339 | 1407050554 | t3_2chifp | t5_2to41 | 20 | thornrak: TIFU by being honest
So I was in the car with my girlfriend and her parents just cruising home. Her and her mom get into a small argument about where to eat and when its over she yells "Well you suck." Being the witty retard I am I decided to chime in with"Actually she swallows." Her moms jaw immediately drop... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1407048568 | 1407053270 | t3_2chhpu | t5_2to41 | 8 | i-build-circuits: TIFU by masturbating carelessly (NSFW)
This happened around an hour ago and I'm still reeling in pain.
So, I have terrible migraines. They give me light sensitivity, terrible pain from pressure, fucked up bowels, and a woefully little amount of energy. My migraine began two days ago after exiting a m... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407050980 | 1407248995 | t3_2chjtv | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking a kids nose
First of all, sorry if some of my word usage is a bit wrong, English is my second language. This happened Friday, but i thought i would share.
So, i work at this daycare and have been there for around 8 months now. I'm still an apprentice (i think it's called). When i first star... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407051063 | 1407097742 | t3_2chjww | t5_2to41 | 126 | skullyD: TIFU by being an asshole to a blind kid
Can't sleep, needed to tell this story I almost forgot about.
Happened about a week ago, I'm an orientation leader for my university.
So each orientation leader has their own group of students they look after and integrate them into college life. I like to go over bas... | 9 | 14 | |
1407053576 | 1408905079 | t3_2chlsq | t5_2to41 | 28 | Goperhs: tifu by not aiming my peepee when taking a piss
So last night I had downed 2 cans of sprite, around 2 hours before bed. Right before I went to hit the sack, I unloaded what was left of that sprite into the toilet.
**Mind you, I have really bad aim when pissing**
Tbh I missed the toilet for a bit of the pe... | 13 | 2.153846 | |
1407055947 | 1407093197 | t3_2chnku | t5_2to41 | 7 | Wylecard: TIFU by being too sleepy and thus, too honest and made my best friend cry
So, this happened a couple hours ago. I was hanging out with a couple friends of mine, playing some video games and some board games and it was getting...late (about 4am) and I was starting to get the sleep-conscious...you know that sta... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407058725 | 1407111905 | t3_2chpje | t5_2to41 | 3,259 | Shudai: TIFU by getting into a fight with a fat naked guy
I travel quite a bit, am always moving from hotel to hotel and am at some point of recovery from jetlag.
Flying into the States, I checked into my hotel and crashed out almost straight away.
Waking during the night for a bathroom visit, I had an adrenaline e... | 17 | 191.705882 | |
1407061745 | 1407062148 | t3_2chrkq | t5_2to41 | 9 | NeutralBias: TIFU by kissing a girl, with my original girl watching.
This one's pretty simple. I have been involved with with a lady on my team for a couple weeks. Well, when I say involved, I mean slight making out. No sex, no petting, no oral, no handies, and certainly no base play. Honestly, I'm too busy to really b... | 3 | 3 | |
1407064960 | 1407066791 | t3_2chtx3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Adrynix: TIFU, by deciding to never come back again.
A piece of explanation : I live by my own in Paris as a student, thanks to student's grant, while my family is in another city. I get to my stepfather's house, where my mother is living.
The fact is, my stepfather is like the one guy I'd like to be later, but somet... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1407063145 | 1407076593 | t3_2chsib | t5_2to41 | 153 | RedwoodF: TIFU by unknowingly making the teacher show the entire sixth grade class an adult site
So this isn't very recent at all, but actually happened when I was in elementary school. I think it's a pretty good story though. It was sixth grade, and we had to do one of those poster board projects that every one of you... | 6 | 25.5 | |
1407065250 | 1407067673 | t3_2chu66 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Memoirs_of_a_camel: TIFU by sitting on the toilet for too long
choes35: So you spent $15 to shit for an hour and have a smelly arm?
Dagegen: Don't forget the one hour drive.
| 3 | 8.666667 | |
1407063180 | 1407092927 | t3_2chsj8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my dad copy my phones photos to the computer
TIFU today, we had recently gone on a family holiday and I had taken a lot of photos on my phone of where we had been and the family and all that. We got back home and my Dad decides that he wants all my photos from the trip so he can show them to ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1407067045 | 1407094525 | t3_2chvql | t5_2to41 | 146 | [deleted]: TIFU - And I found out my wife has a fetish.
This might get long, so bear with me.
Lets start with an intro: I thought about using a throwaway, but fuck it. This week has been a rough one, why stop now.
Mrs. Thor hasn't slept well at all for days, and hasn't drank in years. Last night, Mrs. Thor had a m... | 8 | 18.25 | |
1407063823 | 1407085098 | t3_2chszs | t5_2to41 | 18 | Snakestream7: TIFU by keeping my window down while waiting in the drive-thru.
This, unlike most TIFUs actually happened just a few hours ago. I'm just writing this before i go to bed because i feel some will find it entertaining. Also this is my first post ever so i hope you all enjoy.
I was on my way to my lovely... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1407069149 | 1407115811 | t3_2chxpb | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in class
This goes back a few years, to Senior School (a private High School for my American cousins).
The other kids had (as usual) been ripping on the inexperienced teacher all class; giving her a real ragging. Co-ordinated shouting was the main torture device (when the second hand on the ... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1407070962 | 1407198541 | t3_2chziz | t5_2to41 | 339 | PM-Your_Tetas: TIFU by being culturally insensitive to an entire city.
Today was Sunday, August 3rd, and two of my friends and I (we're all Americans from the local military base) decided to go to Hiroshima to buy some electronics and camping supplies. We drive 45 minutes there, park and start walking to the stores. Af... | 12 | 28.25 | |
1407074358 | 1407183853 | t3_2ci38v | t5_2to41 | 117 | [deleted]: TIFU by flashing my father my boobs
This was last month, and still haunts me.
I was staying at my father's house right before my birthday. Whenever I let him do something for my birthday it sort of becomes "his" birthday and drags along his wife and other kids for some big trip. Anyway...
He's a special ki... | 8 | 14.625 | |
1407076011 | 1407104569 | t3_2ci52h | t5_2to41 | 660 | iliketobeslapped: TIFU by asking my boyfriend to slap me (NSFW)
Last night when my boyfriend and I got home after a wonderful dinner I was feeling horny. We were both full and we'd been drinking, but I wanted him. After we slipped in bed together, naked as usual, I started playing. As we talked and joked, I rubbed h... | 8 | 82.5 | |
1407075661 | 1407142051 | t3_2ci4ps | t5_2to41 | 7 | Aibgreine: TIFU by not cleaning/checking my bag.
Well this happened this morning so lets get into it. (This is my first ever Reddit post btw)
**So a bit of background:**
Me and my girlfriend having been going out for about 10 months almost 11 and we still haven't had sex yet, It doesn't really bother me as I'm still a... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1407075843 | 1407078967 | t3_2ci4wn | t5_2to41 | -1 | coooooooookie: TIFU by molesting my boss...
Last week there was a barbeque of our department.
It all went well until my boss sat opposite to me and we talked about work and stuff. Well, sitting next to him there was my coworker.
And i have to mention, we sometimes do some stupid stuff for example we kind of "molest" ... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1407078852 | 1407186680 | t3_2ci8cr | t5_2to41 | 5 | YaBoyGod: TIFU by making myself pass out
This was 2 days ago, but close enough.
So you've all probably heard about this trick to make you pass out. You sit down, breathe heavy, then quickly stand up and try to press air out, without actually letting any escape.
I've done it once before, with success, but with a fri... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1407080061 | 1407086369 | t3_2ci9wx | t5_2to41 | 9 | swingandmiss123: TIFU and i don't know if i can recover from this cock-tastrophe
i'm a decent looking dude. i've got a great job that impresses everyone from 4 year old girls to great grammas. I treat others well so i'm well liked by my coworkers.
there's this one girl at work...
blonde, toned, fit, curvy, tanned, f... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1407080343 | 1407111131 | t3_2cia8o | t5_2to41 | 106 | hellboyfanboy: TIFUpdate: TIFU by falling 33ft out of a tree while trying to impress a girl I was on a first date with.
Here is the link to the original text: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2cffrh/tifu_by_falling_33ft_out_of_a_tree_while_trying/
First and foremost thank you to all those who wished me a speedy r... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1407082101 | 1407100699 | t3_2cichy | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by underestimating the power of gravity
So in advance I would like to apologise of any spelling, grammatical or format errors since I'm typing this on my phone for reasons I will share shortly.
Today, I arrived back at university after spending the weekend back home with the folks. Anyway, I have my la... | 5 | 3 | |
1407082912 | 1407178291 | t3_2cidnh | t5_2to41 | 12 | Mirantula: TIFU by trying to help a friend walk home from the bar
Went bar hopping with four of my best girlfriends last night, two of whom insist on wearing their heels every weekend. I like to do things like dance and walk where ever and whenever I want so I don't do that shit. It's two am this morning and as we're w... | 4 | 3 | |
1407083819 | 1407089287 | t3_2ciexa | t5_2to41 | 25 | ke7ofi: TIFU parsing “cranberry”.
On being asked if I’d prefer cranberry, cran-raspberry, cran-pomegranate, or some other sort of juice, I answered that I’d like cran-cranberry juice. The ensuing ambiguity blotted out the sun, and we spoke in the shade. ([link for the confused](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdDdHMwhU... | 9 | 2.777778 | |
1407085157 | 1407088946 | t3_2cigsp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing a cat box full of diarrhea on my front lawn in front of my neighbors... And also witnessing my cat get her face shit on.
Okay so this traumatizing experience happened a little over a year ago.
About a year ago, my mother had to be placed in a nursing home for a work injury she sustained. Sh... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1407087131 | 1407100133 | t3_2cijst | t5_2to41 | 30 | ChezySpam: TIFU by being the "creepy guy" on a date.
We went on a date and seemed to be having a fine time. We bowled and had a beer afterwards. We talked and joked and it seemed things were going alright- it wasn't great and amazing with fireworks, but it was really nice and relaxing and comfortable. She was intell... | 5 | 6 | |
1407082286 | 1407088259 | t3_2cicr1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU when gf caught me cheating
[deleted]: You got what you deserved.
Thankfully she caught you.
Dessomnia: agreed, this could not have gone better.
cheating sonsofbitches deserve all the pain and hardship they can get.
| 3 | 3.666667 | |
1407081373 | 1407178790 | t3_2cibjm | t5_2to41 | 11 | HopefulPanda03: TIFU by sending a muscle pic to a random phone number
I have been into bodybuilding for a while now and I meant to send a selfie to myself so I can compare the before and after photos, but I messed up one of the numbers in my phone number, so it went to some random guy instead. Called the number and it ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1407089679 | 1407100135 | t3_2cinv3 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU By calling someone gay
This happened a couple nights ago with a group of friends.
So we were hanging out one night with our usual group when one of our friends decides to bring her younger brother and sister along. At first I just thought they were nice regular people, and to be fair the brother was. ... | 3 | 9 | |
1407089755 | 1407119548 | t3_2cinyr | t5_2to41 | 22 | jakeburton__: TIFU by trying what I thought was one of my greatest ideas.
You know that marshmallow fluff stuff in the jars? That they make with crack cocaine? Anyways, I had half a jar at home and thought how great it would be to fill the rest of it back up with peanut butter and eat this celestial concoction straight... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1407092968 | 1407171254 | t3_2ciswi | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU - I don't know if i have a gambling addiction, but I lost all my money in the slot machines and now I want to end my life.
To begin with, I don’t believe that I’m addicted to gambling. I have generalized anxiety, obsessive compulsive disorder, and episodes of depression that can turn very serious. I rec... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1407100196 | 1407177804 | t3_2cj3vi | t5_2to41 | 23 | loganm1998: TIFU by masturbating in the shower with baby oil
So I'm a hormone raged 16 year old who beats the meet pretty often...i like to lube up with baby oil but today after I took a shower I forgot to put the baby oil where it belongs...because I wanted to jerk off while I was showering to not make a mess....after... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1407100391 | 1407136116 | t3_2cj455 | t5_2to41 | 319 | Abicus_Barbarian: TIFU by putting on a dress shirt.
Earlier today I had a speech/presentation to give for some of my college research. The day began like any other typical day. I hopped in the shower, cleaned up, etc. I'm a student so rarely do I dress up for any particular occasion unless its work or research related.... | 7 | 45.571429 | |
1407103821 | 1407116478 | t3_2cj9g4 | t5_2to41 | 164 | LabRatFuture: TIFU by skipping that rest stop and thinking I could make it to the next one.
Driving on about a 20 hour road trip, knew I was getting tired when I crossed from Kentucky to Tennessee and saw the rest stop, was making good time and didn't want to stop yet, I think I can make it for the two hours to cross T... | 5 | 32.8 | |
1407092804 | 1407179070 | t3_2cisnv | t5_2to41 | 11 | herkaburger: TIFU By trying to download a file. My friend probably thinks I was looking at porn while he was over...
So, last night, which was technically today, being that it was about 12:30 AM, I was trying to download what's called a "key generator," so I could access a program I, you know, acquired, for free. You g... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1407103659 | 1407159996 | t3_2cj96y | t5_2to41 | 31 | teiu88: TIFU by trying to catch my iPad
So about one year ago, I was brushing my teeth before going to sleep while using my iPad. I was holding my toothbrush with my right hand, and I was holding the iPad in my left. It had its case on and I was holding it about a foot above the counter in my bathroom, so it wouldn't h... | 9 | 3.444444 | |
1407103941 | 1407142464 | t3_2cj9mt | t5_2to41 | 309 | unclemab: TIFU by destroying my house after a drunk night out
This happened years ago, but it is still my go-to story when people talk about getting fucked up on booze and more. After getting more than a few laughs here myself, I thought I'd share.
So me and my friend, let's call him E, were at this other friend's bir... | 7 | 44.142857 | |
1407104377 | 1407116078 | t3_2cjabf | t5_2to41 | 11 | CrazyKiwiCake: TIFU by walking away from a handicap in need.
Well, this happened last year in grammar school, and I've been regretting it since the minute it happened. I just wanna say I'm not a mean person, I volunteered to help out with the disabled kids since primary school, I was an 'unofficial' mediator for a lot ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1407107335 | 1407275264 | t3_2cjelq | t5_2to41 | 6,884 | Identity-Protection: TIFU by having sex with my ex-girlfriend on a beach
Well, technically it happened last night, but I’ll continue the story anyways.
I was out at a bar with some friends drinking fairly heavily. My ex-girlfriend had recently turned 21 and had happened to go the same bar. I was not on bad terms with... | 16 | 430.25 | |
1407108719 | 1407118928 | t3_2cjgot | t5_2to41 | 9 | moltingbird: Tifu by taking benadryll after getting stung in the face by bees
this was a month ago but i just discovered reddit so yeah
I am a beekeeper with a very mild allergy to beestings, i carry an epipen and my doc told me if i get a few stings to take 4 benadryll and not worry about it. I had been out working m... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1407108823 | 1407110637 | t3_2cjgtp | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: tifu by spray painting on a customers apartment
Let me start by saying I work in the food industry. I (used to) deliver circles of meat and cheese at a place I will leave unnamed. Now most people understand that tipping is part of the transaction of a delivery. But there are always those people who consisten... | 3 | 1 | |
1407109301 | 1407118211 | t3_2cjhir | t5_2to41 | 123 | Greggie83: TIFU by putting superglue in my eye
This didn't happen today and since there are plenty of posts about things that happened years ago, so here we go.
I started wearing contact lenses in September and often wore them for a short time, extracting them and continuing the day with my glasses. It was mid-Decem... | 5 | 24.6 | |
1407107945 | 1407110379 | t3_2cjfjr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a socially and romantically inept moron
This is a pretty long post, so bear with me while I vent.
I feel the need to start this thread off by stating that I haven't had sex in two years. There have been a few encounters with different women during that time, but no actual sex since the end of ... | 4 | 1 | |
1407106978 | 1407150317 | t3_2cje3e | t5_2to41 | 16 | MoisturizedGoat: TIFU by choke slamming someone significantly younger than me.
While at a much younger age than I am now, I often used to play outside my house. The activities would vary but they mostly included football and colours. On this particular warm sunny day we happened to be playing rounders/softball or whate... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1407111817 | 1407113109 | t3_2cjl6q | t5_2to41 | 16 | hardworkbreh: TIFU by going to the Grocery Store
today wasn't a normal sunny day, it was cloudy and really windy. I went to the grocery store to buy some milk. Drove all the way there, wasn't far, saw a really nice parking spot to park my car. I turned off the car got my wallet and phone, opened the car door, i got out... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1407111454 | 1407147783 | t3_2cjkmo | t5_2to41 | 5 | demetrios1975: TIFU by trying to kill a urinal fly with urine
I need to preface this post by admitting that I'm extremely germaphobic. When I say that, I mean that I carry blue nitrile gloves in my trunk for pumping gas. Because I drive thousands of miles a month for work, I carry a jug of water with a spout dispense... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407113384 | 1407650185 | t3_2cjnn8 | t5_2to41 | 76 | whateverthrowawa: TIFU by doing acid for the first time the night before my 17th birthday
Today is my 17th birthday. Last night I did acid for the first time with friends and split up and wound up at home alone, tripping out. I yanked my mom's laundry machine out of the wall, as well as the stove thinking they weren't ... | 16 | 4.75 | |
1406939409 | 1407384290 | t3_2cdvcl | t5_2to41 | 9 | borreman: TIFU by replacing 3 faulty hard drives. Twice.
So, I work in 2nd level tech support at a medium sized company.
Today three new hard drives arrived from the manufacturer to replace 3 faulted once, so I open up my helpdesk tool and note what drives need replacement. I went in the cellar and replaced the dr... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407113100 | 1407157756 | t3_2cjn80 | t5_2to41 | 10 | RapidRadish: TIFU by making a joke to a girl that just broke up with her boyfriend.
Basically here is what went down:
This couple in my high school dated for about a year and I was really good friends with both of them. I was bros with the dude and i was a good friend to the girl (which i never had feelings for so no ... | 5 | 2 | |
1407114823 | 1407132167 | t3_2cjpxu | t5_2to41 | 6 | mesome32: TIFU by drinking the hard stuff underage
First time pos... whatever anyways,
My mum is one of those pintrest browsers, and she has friends who do the same. They decided to make some weird drink which involved letting vodka (I think) sit overnight in the fridge with fruit somethings juicing it up. Now, I hadn... | 3 | 2 | |
1407114035 | 1407115582 | t3_2cjona | t5_2to41 | 44 | Jsbb: TIFU by being a bad cashier
I had just finished ringing this very nice lady up and she had asked me if I had given her everything. Without really checking I said "Yeah, you're good to go!" and so she left. I was wiping things down like 2 minutes later and noticed she had left a bag behind. I felt was devastated. ... | 4 | 11 | |
1407115309 | 1407150492 | t3_2cjqod | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by not checking the mail
So this happened a while ago but I am now feeling the repercussions of my actions.
So basically I'm a 17 yr old male, who has been looking forward to the day of getting his first car since the day I walked into the dmv and earned my license with my finesse driving. I was told ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1407116214 | 1407192552 | t3_2cjs09 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my mother I was going to school
Excuse the novel but apparently I enjoy writing. This didn't happen today, was a few months ago but that's not really important. So a little backstory here. My parents are really big on teaching me and my siblings how to be responsible with money time etc. So t... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1407120770 | 1407212201 | t3_2cjyor | t5_2to41 | 103 | im_michael: TIFU By trying to be friends with my ex-girlfriend
Let's start off with a bit of backstory, we dated for 3 months 5 years ago. She was in love with me, but at the end of the day I was heading off to college and with her still in high school there was going to be no way to maintain the relationship. Fast for... | 9 | 11.444444 | |
1407114925 | 1407192657 | t3_2cjq3x | t5_2to41 | 16 | TheBlackGing: TIFU by trusting an old friend
Before I get into this, let me explain a bit about my history as a person and my friend.
I'm a scumbag, or rather used to be. I used to be involved with petty crime a lot, which once built up to the rate I was involved in stupid acts you're more than just a nuisance - I cou... | 4 | 4 | |
1407126118 | 1407214607 | t3_2ck6bu | t5_2to41 | 99 | TheJewperHero: TIFU by wearing my jizz rag to work
So today, I had to interview some people at work. During these interviews I sit with one or two of my coworkers, my boss and a representative from HR. I ask my first question and ignore a slight itch in my shirt. The itch gets worse and worse. Also, there's this ki... | 5 | 19.8 | |
1407129109 | 1407134456 | t3_2cka54 | t5_2to41 | 2 | zucchiniboat: TIFU by doing a drug I thought was coke
Two nights ago I was drinking heavily and I thought it was a good idea to get online and find a peice of ass. I ended up taking a cab to a guy thirty minutes or so from my house. I had hooked up with him before and he always had coke, and being drunk I thought fuc... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1407129675 | 1407131302 | t3_2ckave | t5_2to41 | 5 | vintagemisery: TIFU by swallowing a pill wrong
So I'm sick. Like, really sick. I have some kind of horrible death cold, and have been lying in bed for 24 hours. I just took 2 NyQuil gel capsules, and the second pill went down horribly wrong. Now, I can feel it stuck in my esophogus, and it's incredibly painful.
TL;DR... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407128371 | 1407625334 | t3_2ck99u | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not asking a girl out
To start this happens 2 days ago. also its my first post on reddit soooo bare with me.
So for the past couple of days our kitchen was being remodeled so the carpenter disconnected the fridge and the oven. So cause of that I have been having DD (dunkin donuts) for breakfast. Ev... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1407129309 | 1407189066 | t3_2ckae9 | t5_2to41 | 354 | ItsSatineActually: TIFU... By eating my favorite food (Possibly NSFW)
This might be a little long because of the lead-up, so bare with me. This happened today (well, technically yesterday butcha know).
So day before yesterday, I had my favorite food. What is that you might ask? Shrimp and broccoli, some sticky rice a... | 7 | 50.571429 | |
1407133536 | 1407135438 | t3_2ckf93 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by being busted for 4 things at the same time (potentially NSFW)
So... I live with my parents, and they are really strict, to the point that they limited me to use the computer only before 23:00. But I've managed to take that out, without them knowing it of course. And, also, they don't know I, ocasiona... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1407134367 | 1407151563 | t3_2ckg4q | t5_2to41 | 8 | Rollinblacks: TIFU by getting up too fast and pissing
Alright, last night I knocked out completely because I was on some medication. Mostly painkillers n Xanax. So I fell asleep on the couch and woke up this morning. As I get up everything's kinda fuzzy and shit and it really annoys me because I've never been this dizz... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1407131129 | 1407135185 | t3_2ckckt | t5_2to41 | 17 | TheAlphaBlob: TIFU by sneezing at an airport.
WColt: ohgod thats hilarious, im still laughing about it. thank you for sharing this with us <3
TheAlphaBlob: No worries <3
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1407134799 | 1407156440 | t3_2ckgml | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU- By punching an old guy in the face
TIFU-Earlier this night I went to a party which was conviently located at an abandoned house. The kid had moved the week earlier and left us the keys. We had been partying there for about a week but tonight put an end to that. I was downstairs with a couple of my frie... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407135314 | 1407166727 | t3_2ckh4f | t5_2to41 | 11 | AdvocateOfTheHelix: TIFU by reading posts on r/tifu NSFW
This actually happened earlier today around 1:00 pm my time. So I'm very happy for the accurate TIFU well anyway.
This happened at work and I was on break in a separate break room at an amusement park in the Northern U.S.A. While I'm on break Im usually on Reddi... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1407133403 | 1407187620 | t3_2ckf3z | t5_2to41 | 25 | outstanding83: Tifu by grabbing the wrong bottle [nsfw]
Happend today, so I'm home alone and decide to take a shower, well leading up to this shower I see some hot things on the front page of my reddit app and decide fuck it ill rub one out, so I get to the point where I need lubricant and grab a bottle, this bottl... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1407137299 | 1407172734 | t3_2ckj7p | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering a phone call rudely.
So I'm moving into my senior year of high school, and I'm going to be in the chamber singers (my school's most advanced choral group). Earlier today, the instructor (to be referred as Mr. A) calls me from a blocked number (No caller ID). I assumed this was the crank cal... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407140005 | 1407194716 | t3_2cklw5 | t5_2to41 | 1,894 | watching-you-breath: TIFU by buying sex toys from my Mother
Happened about 20 minutes ago.
While at work today I got a message from my mother telling me that she had a job and today is her first day, I congratulate her, ask her what she is doing and she skips the question saying she will tell me later.
So later in th... | 11 | 172.181818 | |
1407140143 | 1407200036 | t3_2ckm0m | t5_2to41 | 1,665 | prezident_kennedy: TIFU by leaving my earbud in my ear for 9 months
Well this technically started 9 months ago and ended a week ago but whatever.
So I had a pair of those Skullcandy in-ear headphones. The ones with those tiny little silicone nubs that rest in your ear canal. I went to take them out by just yanking ... | 12 | 138.75 | |
1407141055 | 1407142436 | t3_2ckmr6 | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistaking water for hard alcohol
This is actually my old friends' fuck up. As we sit here going through old memories together, we remember this gem.
Back when we were 14, summer of 2010, me and my 2 friends were having a sleepover; Rachel and Grace. We are all at Rachel's house playing games on the ... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1407144912 | 1407146306 | t3_2ckpvq | t5_2to41 | 16 | Reallyjustwhy: TIFU by having my first wet dream at my friends house
Dearest reddit,
I tried to master lucid dreaming and the like in my teens, but nothing of any sort let me have wet dreams, so I figured I was incapable.
On an unfortunately related note, I had nowhere to stay last night so he allowed me to kip over... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1407142477 | 1407177773 | t3_2cknvu | t5_2to41 | 19 | Touboku: Tifu by opening fermented strawberry lemonade.
Today, Monday morning, I found a strawberry lemonade that I left in my school bag on Friday after work. It was just home made lemonade, strawberries, fresh lemon, water and agave. It was also in a plain plastic reusable bottle with a screw on cap. It has been rece... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1407147593 | 1407173214 | t3_2cks4l | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking meth, drinking and then pissing in a toilet at a party.
Smoked meth.
Get to party and have a great time.
Ask where the toilet is.
I didn't bother closing the toilet door because the toilet was downstairs. So I start pissing and I forgot how absolutely uncontrollable your stream becomes ... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1407150412 | 1407167663 | t3_2ckulu | t5_2to41 | 16 | tomthetrololol: TIFU by having sex with my Ex. UPDATE
For those who don't know here's the original story ( http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2cd4c4/tifu_by_having_sex_with_my_ex/ )
I'm a mug and I know it. But I really don't care. I spent the evening with her last night, nothing happened, and we had a real heart t... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1407147585 | 1407180509 | t3_2cks4b | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by having relations with my boyfriend in the living room.
Ok, so this just happened probably an hour ago.
I was at my boyfriend's house and we were alone. His parents were in bed and we usually use this time to our advantage by having "sexy time." In the past I have been nervous about doing it in the ... | 4 | 3 | |
1407155849 | 1407248366 | t3_2cl0a7 | t5_2to41 | 378 | kalitarios: TIFU by browsing Reddit instead of picking up my boss at the airport
Normally the first thing I do is check my voice messages and any priority 1/critical issues that floated in overnight. Today I got in and fired up Reddit and relaxed, as the office wasn't very busy this morning.
However, I completely for... | 6 | 63 | |
1407155585 | 1407184812 | t3_2ckzxp | t5_2to41 | 58 | OfficeJerker: TIFU by jerking off in my own office
So I have my own office in a building shared with some other compagnies. Since it’s vacation time, the entire floor I work on is empty except for me. Seeing some image on reddit got me in the mood and since I’m the only one, I’ll just give it a quick wang. Pull down my... | 3 | 19.333333 |
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