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1407158446 | 1407163570 | t3_2cl3ku | t5_2to41 | 31 | SirJaxAlot: TIFU by watching Weeds with my wife
So the wife and I have been going through a few episodes of Weeds each night (yeah, yeah... I know it gets stupid). Anyway, last night we watch the episode where Andy is catering the porno shoot. Without even thinking I immediately blurt out, "Oh, hey look, it's Jessica J... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1407161517 | 1407226625 | t3_2cl7wh | t5_2to41 | 955 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a ride from my dad
So, yesterday I had a soccer practice. It was the first practice of the season, and (as traditional on my team) it was at midnight. I don't have a car, so I had to get a ride from a friend.
The practice was regular, except it lasted only an hour. Afterwards people sat and... | 9 | 106.111111 | |
1407157613 | 1407184889 | t3_2cl2fg | t5_2to41 | 82 | 772410: TIFU by getting fired for having sex with a supervisor at work in her office
we've been having sex for months in her office (and all over the entire building in reality) and today we broke up. as all break ups go, this one was pretty bad. long story short, she ended up telling the president of the company and t... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1407162139 | 1407245883 | t3_2cl8v0 | t5_2to41 | 101 | captinfail: TIFU By drinking Jager for the first time in years
This happend over the weekend on Friday night Saturday morning.
Went out on the town with a coworker. This girl I really likes starts texting me. Things are going great probably annoying my friend but I'm super stoked. He buys me a shot and next thing yo... | 8 | 12.625 | |
1407163921 | 1407197123 | t3_2clbqg | t5_2to41 | 23 | infield_fly_rule: TIFU by putting in my contacts
This morning I was making myself a salad for lunch to take to work. I remembered that we had some jalepeno peppers growing in the garden, so I went out back, picked a nice one and sliced it up for my salad.
I then took a shower and went about my normal morning routine.... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1407165102 | 1407165452 | t3_2cldmk | t5_2to41 | 4 | 8BitPoro: TIFU by pill swallowing
I contemplated doing a TIL or LPT and creating a burn account to share this to the masses in hope of saving some poor child a lot of heartache. Decided no burn account and this is more of a "I am a dumbass for not googling or better yet, using rediit when I was a wee fella." (Wasted ch... | 4 | 1 | |
1407165628 | 1407166857 | t3_2cleho | t5_2to41 | 4 | Frank5192: TIFU by singing Good Charlotte in the wrong neighborhood...
This unfortunate Morning Glory came to be while I was on my way to work this morning.
Some background:
I'm a 22 year old white guy, I drive an old British car; not a jalopy by any stretch of the imagination, reminiscent(ish) of a 'Bond' car, but o... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407168079 | 1407168857 | t3_2cliq4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Mew_: TIFU by sucking at clocks and then paying a locksmith $135 to unlock my front door When I actually had the key on me
Okay so today was the first day back at Uni for us Aussies down under, my first class was an 8:00 am computer lab and it was mandatory to attend the first class, my bus stop is 2 min from my new ho... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1407118631 | 1407170247 | t3_2cjvgu | t5_2to41 | 6 | kjbrasda: TIFU by forgetting water and food is important.
I have been volunteering all week at our county fair with various roles. On Friday, between supervising judging one class, helping with building monitor duties, our 4H food stand shift, ntm having to wait out a 45 minute hailstorm, I was there 12 hours. Not a ve... | 3 | 2 | |
1407166461 | 1407182909 | t3_2clfvf | t5_2to41 | 105 | thebaldmonk: TIFU by going to Burger King after work
I descided to treat myself a snack on my way home from work, so I went to the drive-through and got a Sweet Chilli Chicken Wrap meal with a coke. The next thing I do is park in the area and descide to eat my fries since im starving.
While im eating I place my coke o... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1407168813 | 1407182335 | t3_2clk2h | t5_2to41 | 7 | Gejakiat: TIFU by going to church
Here is a brief brief: I am a volunteer working in africa, in a particularly christian area. Before I came, I went to church twice a year: Chrismas and Easter (sorry I'm going to hell I know), but I thought I'd try something new... this happened yesterday and will not happen again!
So... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407165317 | 1407862027 | t3_2cldzh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my new girlfriends BMW towed
So i just started dating my current girlfriend we were probably about 4 weeks into our relationship at the time. She is a big Luke Bryan fan (country music singer) and had tickets to a show in Auburn,Alabama. Note we are in California. She asked me if i could watc... | 6 | 1 | |
1407169577 | 1407202733 | t3_2cllh5 | t5_2to41 | 17 | COWRATT: TIFU by stapling my fly shut
so, many years ago, as a young lad of 12 or so, I received a marvelous pair of pajama bottoms. to my disappointment, through, the pajama gnomes had forgotten to add a button to the fly, so all of my prepubescent junk flopped out of the hole everywhere I went. I mended this problem ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1407170365 | 1407172193 | t3_2clmxd | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU buying porn
Voyager5555: What is this, 1985? You don't pay for porn. Ever. If there's something you can't find for free, well, [you may want to change your viewing habits](http://www.dvdmg.com/8mm.jpg).
[deleted]: Oh, nothing like that. No way. I don't have any weird fetishes. I am definitely not in... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1407172425 | 1407251028 | t3_2clqwg | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating the *whole* package of twizzlers.
This happened several years ago, so... Syaifu is more fitting.(several years ago i fucked up) I was the typical kid. Loved candy, especially twizzlers. I would eat them all of the time. It was a normal Saturday night. Me and my mom decided to go see a movie wi... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1407173725 | 1407183991 | t3_2cltfn | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a rasist Chinese joke to my Chinese niece.
I_am_amazingly_great: Not a funny joke, but she is an over-sensitive pussy.
Voyager5555: "over sensitive pussy"
Yeah, us minorities just need to get over it and accept the fact that our station in life is to be the butt of jokes of ignorant rednecks... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1407171655 | 1407192911 | t3_2clpd4 | t5_2to41 | 154 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to make future prisonMike95 laugh
Just a little backstory: I am going to be a sophomore in college and am finally moving out of the dorms into an apartment. With this move I also need to get supplies for my new room which includes bed sheets, pillows, etc.
Some extra backstory: My mom isn't ... | 6 | 25.666667 | |
1407174393 | 1407211865 | t3_2cluqz | t5_2to41 | 1,228 | notverysmartsadly: TIFU by being less open-minded than I thought I was (NSFW)
So my (now ex-)girlfriend, let's call her Alice, has been abroad for a few months. We have always been in a sexually open relationship, albeit with an emphasis on being honest about our feelings -- the rules were: fucking other people is ok, ... | 13 | 94.461538 | |
1407179367 | 1407338191 | t3_2cm4fz | t5_2to41 | 47 | Duco232: TIFU by forgetting how to masturbate
I just got out of the shower.
After having been dry for about two weeks I had a sudden urge to masterbate. I looked up some of my favorite material and once I'd done that I would go to the toilet to Jack it.
Now, I had to pee kind of badly, but choose to ignore it and pee... | 8 | 5.875 | |
1407177725 | 1407183068 | t3_2cm161 | t5_2to41 | 66 | koiboy4343: TIFU, by not tightening the quick release on my front tire.
today is the first day of school, i'm not at school.
two days ago I bought some rim tape for my bicycle. the old tape was over 5 years old and I decided that it was time to change the tape. to change rim tape on a bike you have to remove the tire,... | 3 | 22 | |
1407179968 | 1407184721 | t3_2cm5ld | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by screwing my ex's best friend (only hours from reuniting with my now fiance for what turned out to be our first date) NSFW
Okay so this was 2 years ago. I had broken up one week prior to this with my lying cheating boyfriend of 3 years. Who left me for a drugged up skank. That is putting it nicely. I ... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1407180766 | 1407268809 | t3_2cm75n | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my kids birthday cause I wanted a Slushee...
So super late last night after browsing Reddit I decided to play some Super Mario 64 pretty late into the night since I didn't have to work today. Well, around 2am I have this urge to have a Slurpee, which is weird cause I hadn't thought/or actuall... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1407182306 | 1407200777 | t3_2cma2y | t5_2to41 | 1,090 | thisisnotg00d: TIFU by finding my dad's nude pics
Let me just start off by saying that my dad is 53 years old and has been happily married for more than two decades. I'm his only child. Regardless of what just happened, I love him to death.
Anyway, I'm currently looking for a job, so I had just finished an applicatio... | 6 | 181.666667 | |
1407182956 | 1407186171 | t3_2cmbcj | t5_2to41 | 73 | ihave12fingers: TIFU By getting fuzzy blankets at Costco
Well, I just moved into a new house, so I went to the local Costco to buy large amounts of dishware and fuzzy blankets for my new furniture.
As I was browsing the fuzzy blanket selection, I see a girl who looks amazing from behind (there is no right way to type ... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1407182695 | 1407338212 | t3_2cmaut | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing laundry at my boyfriend's house
Fantastipotamus: I assure you, she has seen panties before
harmlessmaniac: oh hey did ron howard and his kids ever get to see you perform?
Fantastipotamus: They caught my second performance of the day
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1407181604 | 1407242710 | t3_2cm8qs | t5_2to41 | 3,151 | BoredToDeath22: TIFU by flashing the 'sex in shower' signal to the wrong gender (didn't even know there was a signal)
So today I fucked up.
Let me preface this by saying that first, fuck grammar. Hmm, looks like I fucked up twice today...
Anyway. A little backstory. I'm a twenty-something straight guy. Currently I'm ... | 13 | 242.384615 | |
1407184430 | 1407212617 | t3_2cme6s | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by making salsa for my first time.
After chopping up jalapeño, pablano, and Serrano peppers, I decided to use the bathroom while the tomatillios simmered. This being my first time making salsa, I quickly learned that I should've washed my hands before touching my pecker. Needless to say, that shit burne... | 4 | 6 | |
1407184122 | 1407277833 | t3_2cmdl7 | t5_2to41 | 282 | CarsTrucksBuses: TIFU by wearing a Grateful Dead shirt
Last night I was wearing a GD shirt that I've have since about 7th grade, they used to be my favorite band and the shirt is awesome. So anyway, I was with two friends last night and we drove to the liquor store to get some beer, It was about 1:30am. My friend sitti... | 11 | 25.636364 | |
1407185539 | 1407220983 | t3_2cmgdl | t5_2to41 | 1,699 | Isansa: TIFU by taking a lactose-intolerant girl out for some ice cream.
This is probably more her TIFU than mine, but I asked a girl I've already been seeing a little to grab some ice cream and maybe rent a movie after. So we go get ice cream, and are driving to a video store when she kinda halts our progress and asks... | 10 | 169.9 | |
1407186872 | 1407187493 | t3_2cmiy7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally deleting my entire music library.
Bought a new computer, had 300+ songs in my Amazon MP3 music cloud. Downloaded the program, CTRL+A, drag to download list.
Terrific, my music was downloading. It was going to take a while, so I looked back through my library and saw an album I didn't w... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1407184954 | 1407190720 | t3_2cmf7e | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a poo
Kespatcho: But did your toilet monsters touch you?
souleater1236: I'm pretty sure they violated my leg.
Kespatcho: Maybe they just wanted to go back home.
souleater1236: They're in the trash now.
Kespatcho: ncaaw... That's so sad.
souleater1236: Well they're the ones who scared me fi... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1407186945 | 1407719068 | t3_2cmj3n | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ineedhelpthrowaway66: Tifu by getting my ex pregnant.
It starts like this, I met a girl through work and hit it off. We started dating and it was awesome. We both had a lot of baggage and I think used the relationship as a crutch. About 6-7 months later she is starting to fall madly in love with me and I just wasn't fe... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407186922 | 1407365293 | t3_2cmj28 | t5_2to41 | 12 | iDongiveafuck: TIFU by unknowingly turning down a hot gal
Okay this is my first reddit post,have always thought of joining and starting some discussions but never felt like asking something before today.(Myself :27/M/6'0/178 lbs with a decent job and an ambivert.I think m above average looking why I say so - based on m... | 4 | 3 | |
1407188385 | 1407211795 | t3_2cmltq | t5_2to41 | 21 | Shania_Payne: TIFU by throwing yogurt out of my car window
This happened last week, but whatever.
I grabbed a cup of yogurt for breakfast on my way into work, but only ate a few bites of it. After a 10-hour shift on a 95-degree day, I returned to my car and saw a pretty disgusting hot, separated yogurt cup left in the... | 3 | 7 | |
1407189053 | 1407190158 | t3_2cmn2m | t5_2to41 | 5 | IFeedonKarmaa: TIFU by showing my friends a picture
This happened a few months ago but it just popped into my head. A little backstory. I was at Whole Foods a few months prior to this night and needed to use the bathroom. After I was done I passed by a stall and noticed something odd. Someone had taken a shit, but not ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407189896 | 1407223684 | t3_2cmolx | t5_2to41 | 30 | glithert: TIFU by wearing an aquaman shirt
Coupla weeks ago, I was helping my mom do her grocery shopping. She shops at sams club, right? Bulk is cheaper. Except she's old, and she doesn't want to lift all those big packages. So I'm there to do it for her. That particular day I was wearing this bright orange aquaman sh... | 6 | 5 | |
1407189748 | 1407193794 | t3_2cmocu | t5_2to41 | 98 | maniclurker: TIFU by not really earning an STD or 2
So... Wild River Country (a water park for those who don't know) has an "adult night" on the last Friday of every month. I go with a group of about 12 people, a mix of family and friends. Good times are had all over, most of us get pretty shit faced.
Time to leave... | 4 | 24.5 | |
1407190783 | 1407194352 | t3_2cmqae | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing porn with a friend.
Okay, so like most FU's, this did not happen today, but years ago.
I had invited two friends over and naturally, being horny kids, we browsed through porn while keeping watch for any adults. A friend wanted a picture to what I can only assume, fap to, later. I printed a p... | 14 | 3.071429 | |
1407186377 | 1407200043 | t3_2cmhy7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Orion_00: TIFU by sitting on the toilet for too long
Well, it was a hot summer day, and after eating tons of hot dogs and smores, I was a having a major bowel movement.I excused my self form the fun and went to empty my colon. I decided to bring my phone like anyone would, and browse the reddits. When I finally decided... | 3 | 2 | |
1407192762 | 1407197128 | t3_2cmtvp | t5_2to41 | 33 | ConfusedCow: TIFU by leaving a picture of a half-naked woman on my phone
I was on my dinner break, browsing reddit while I eat in the break room. I usually bring my own lunch to work. Why is this relevant? Because I like to set my lunch box in front of me (force of habit).
Anyway, I clicked on this picture because I ... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1407192573 | 1407234837 | t3_2cmtjk | t5_2to41 | 9 | atlamarksman: TIFU by getting a ride home from a friend
So rather than take a long and drawn out bus ride home from high school, my friend offered me a ride home. (We're both seniors.) She was really nice about it and I thought nothing of it. She drove me home and I invited her in for some water for a second to thank h... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1407193190 | 1407254925 | t3_2cmun3 | t5_2to41 | 56 | The_Mura: TIFU by wiping my face with a jizz towel
This actually happened a couple months ago to a friend of mine, but it's one hell of a fuck up.
My friends lived in a 4-man dorm room together for a semester. They all have their own possessions, but certain conveniences like toothpaste and snacks were shared reasonab... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1407192687 | 1407255811 | t3_2cmtra | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in my wife's face. (Probably nsfw)
So, I'm on vacation with my wife in Vegas. We are having a great time in the casino gambling and drinking. When we got back up to our room we were both naturally buzzed and randy. She really wanted to give me a blowie so of course I let her. She does her t... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1407188084 | 1407197350 | t3_2cmlad | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my iPod on the toilet
About three years ago, I was watching porn on my 2nd Generation iPod Touch on the toilet. I had my iPod in my left hand while my right hand was stroking. It was the ultimate set up.
Anyways, things were going fine. I was enjoying my time till the sex in the video began to... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1407190220 | 1407198274 | t3_2cmp9h | t5_2to41 | 4 | gergh37: TIFU by causing my boss to yell at the wrong person
Forgive me if this is too minor of a TIFU for this subreddit. My life is slightly boring.
I am in my second week of working at a small firm that is heavily involved in the community, participating in local events, sponsoring charity, etc. We partner up with ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407195643 | 1407198616 | t3_2cmyw2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | FlutterMcDash: TIFU by watching a My Little Pony press conference.
TIFU by watching a 30 minute long press conference with the voice of Fluttershy. I was sitting at my desk and recieved an email from a friend with the link. I had never seen the show, so I was a little curious about the hype. But as I watched more and m... | 3 | 2 | |
1407197544 | 1407292622 | t3_2cn232 | t5_2to41 | 19 | A_Wellesley: TIFU by buying an Xbox for my wife.
So, my wife and I haven't been married all that long, and she starts talking about how much she misses her old Xbox. BOOM. Instant Bday idea. So I buy her a refurbished 360 and instantly become the coolest husband ever. But, does she buy any of the newest and coolest gam... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1407197771 | 1407283351 | t3_2cn2h4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | jacquesaustin: TIFU by beating up my drunk boyfriend who was trying to go to bed
Once again this wasn't today, but some time ago.
Backstory, my boyfriend at the time would stay with me on the weekends and would be back at his parents house during the week. So I wasn't fully acclimated to someone sleeping with me every... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407199309 | 1407199645 | t3_2cn51u | t5_2to41 | 3 | Haki_User: TIFU by almost causing a friend to drawn.
Firehazrd: I would hate for my friend to be drawn, what if its a bad artist!!
Haki_User: Today I double fucked up by first almost causing a friend to drawn firstly and mistyping the title of my story on the TIFU subreddit.
Today I double fucked up.
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1407199772 | 1407208833 | t3_2cn5s0 | t5_2to41 | 50 | JobIsNice: TIFU by fantasizing about a waitress and asking her about our children.
So first I am a former member of relatively strict Amish order and have been living with a separated support family for just under a year. The family I am with are very kind and wonderful and have exposed me to a lot of great things. One... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1407200867 | 1407271897 | t3_2cn7lf | t5_2to41 | 357 | idkwhat2: TIFU by flashing my tits at a coworker
Today I was sitting in a meeting at work, where I am often the only woman in a room full of men. It had been almost two hours since the meeting started, and I was getting hungry and restless. So I did what I reflexively do when I get antsy--I pulled out my phone. I sort ... | 24 | 14.875 | |
1407201900 | 1407203215 | t3_2cn990 | t5_2to41 | 5 | i-build-circuits: TIFU by not setting my phone to vibrate
So, I've been binge watching Archer recently and I decided that I wanted a kickass ringtone from the show. I download an app for said tones and start sifting through the various Archer-related tones til I find the perfect one. I went to the doctor this morning f... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407202364 | 1407211695 | t3_2cn9yr | t5_2to41 | 107 | BoltonTheBastard: TIFU by telling my cousin how to masturbate.
throwaway account
My cousin is fifteen years old, he's a bit of an innocent; sheltered from the world by his ultra-conservative Christian parents. Add a side of ADD and mild autism and you get my cousin. He's a good kid, we're very close (Im 23 btw.)
A f... | 6 | 17.833333 | |
1407203305 | 1407204035 | t3_2cnbdi | t5_2to41 | 5 | adamsmith93: TIFU by asking my co-worker if she would rather traveling over children.
So I work at an automotive dealership, and it was our 15th anniversary. Anyways, I was tasked with joining this female co-worker of mine to get the cake we would all eat later. We make some small talk in the car on the way there, and ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407203172 | 1407208062 | t3_2cnb5w | t5_2to41 | 35 | Embino: TIFU by believing a gay stripper
Context: I am female, was in my early 20s at the time, and prone to being an idiot when drinking.
Sometime ago I was backpacking around Australia. I found myself pausing for a while in sunny Brisbane, settled for a while in a hostel and made a new group of friends. One of them ... | 8 | 4.375 | |
1407203613 | 1407204629 | t3_2cnbuv | t5_2to41 | 16 | Betafire: Tifu by trying to combine two words at work
I will preface this by saying I normally have a pretty good filter on the things that I say. If I'm about to say something really stupid or something that may be offensive or inappropriate I usually catch it before it comes out of my mouth. Today was not one of thos... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1407203694 | 1407215429 | t3_2cnbzz | t5_2to41 | 306 | hamboy4: TIFU by missing the bed
So me and my girlfriend just got back to her house after dinner, and were feeling in the mood. We went to her room, locked the door, and turned off the lights. We started doing the usual pre-sex stuff, and I decided to take it up a notch by pushing her on the bed and then take her cloth... | 5 | 61.2 | |
1407204911 | 1407312607 | t3_2cne01 | t5_2to41 | 110 | shouldhavstayedhome: TIFU by visiting an ex
This is a throwaway.
I dated a girl from January to August of last year. We were pretty intimate, and had sex regularly that often ended with me finishing inside her. (It was mutually enjoyed, as she was on contraceptives.) We had a pretty nasty breakup, and we didn't talk... | 15 | 7.333333 | |
1407209889 | 1407222884 | t3_2cnlv4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by changing my Facebook status.
I have been chillin with this amazingly beautiful chick for a while. Dinner, drinks, movies, she kissed me the other night, we were holding hands and displaying affection in public. I am 8 years older, so when you hold hands, kiss, make getaway plans to me that is a "re... | 3 | 2 | |
1407208552 | 1407213461 | t3_2cnjt2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | BringoutCHaDead: TIFU by telling my ex that I don't love her
This happened a month ago now with my at the time girlfriend. It was fourth of July weekend and my girlfriend had been acting strange. She knew that I had bad previous relationships falling to love too quickly and having girls cheat on me so I was incredibly ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407213212 | 1407225594 | t3_2cnqy3 | t5_2to41 | 24 | 1godzillashoe: TIFU by watching porn at my aunt's house
So this did not happen today- it was a few weeks ago, but I haven't had the energy to create a throwaway and type it up until today.
I often visit the town that I was raised in- it's not very far from where I am now, and so many of my retired family members live... | 3 | 8 | |
1407212460 | 1407251014 | t3_2cnpw0 | t5_2to41 | 62 | baowolf123: TIFU, By letting my fiance chemically burn hair off my testicles (NSFW)
So today, my day off, I wanted to have a nice day, wake up, eat something, and just love on my future wife.
To begin this tale of woe I arose from my slumber weary and slightly aroused. My soon to be wife was fast asleep so I get up a... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1407214221 | 1407214685 | t3_2cnsba | t5_2to41 | 9 | alexdgr8: TIFU by not going to bed in time
So last night I went out for a few pints with a friend who is leaving my home town tomorrow. Feeling unusually sensible and responsible I decided to call it a day and head home after I'd finished my 5th pint. Got home before midnight, had some food and went on to prepare for t... | 3 | 3 | |
1407214477 | 1407217238 | t3_2cnsmt | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my home life go to hell.
So this has really gone on for the past year.
About a year ago, my dad started dating a woman who I really did not like. I however stayed quiet about her and pretended to like her for my dad's sake.
A little backstory, my mother was a horrible person. She was a tota... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1407215050 | 1407220161 | t3_2cntck | t5_2to41 | 5 | WeBakedPotato: TIFU by feeding my niece's beta fish too much food.
My niece asked me to feed her fish. She's only gone for 3 days so no sweat. 1st day goes fine. I feed it and all is well. I wake up in the morning to feed it and this is where I fuck up.
In my drowsy state I put in too much food. My niece told me just... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1407215028 | 1407273399 | t3_2cntbd | t5_2to41 | 7 | SpicyPeeHole: TIFU by masturbating with chili oil
I cooked some ramen for dinner and chopped up an insanely hot chili pepper for some added excitement. I got bored after my meal and absentmindedly went to town on the old trouser snake. Now I'm sitting in the shower soaking my junk in a mason jar full of iced half-and-h... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407215453 | 1407223335 | t3_2cntv6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | rolypolyfuckface: TIFU by having sex in poison ivy
I fucked up. I had sex in poison ivy
TL;DR: I had sex in poison ivy...
Sleevepup: I swear, you are like the tenth person who's cake day is today.
But Jesus Christ OP, you had sex in poison ivy!
rolypolyfuckface: My ass, back, and chest are fucking covered. I started pr... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407215712 | 1407216493 | t3_2cnu80 | t5_2to41 | 12 | baysa: TIFU by leaving a beer on my desk.
This isn't the most interesting story you'll probably ever read in this sub, however it has slightly fucked up my life. I'm 18 and started drinking about a year ago. I've usually been pretty careful about it since I'm still underage. However a couple nights ago, I had a rough n... | 3 | 4 | |
1407214933 | 1407307781 | t3_2cnt7d | t5_2to41 | 41 | IDrinkPussySweat: TIFU by leaving my alternate reddit account logged in on my phone.
My girlfriend borrowed it and saw IDrinkPussySweat logged into reddit. Now she thinks I'm depraved. I. Fucked. Up. :-(
i_oweyoua10secondcar: Not as a bad of a username as those people with the following username
"PM_YOUR_BOBS
"P... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1407216147 | 1407219087 | t3_2cnuum | t5_2to41 | 8 | jazzi-farts-rainbows: TIFU- by going to a very attractive dudes house I never met and puking in front of him
TIFU- well it actually wasn't today, like many TIFU'S but rather yesterday night. I went to meet this guy I met off of the internet. (Lets call him Paul) but keep in mind that we have been talking and texting fo... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1407216535 | 1407304074 | t3_2cnvcv | t5_2to41 | 228 | sektr: TIFU by farting when I was supposed to cum (NSFW)
As with many TIFUs, this wasn't today but about 2-3 years ago.
To set the scene, senior year of high school, an ex I had somewhat recently broken up with and had been hooking up on and off.since, making the usual bad teen decisions.
So this one night we are in ... | 7 | 32.571429 | |
1407218412 | 1407268603 | t3_2cnxkn | t5_2to41 | 53 | iNeedASockBox: TIFU by forgetting to hide my cock socks
Starting about a month ago when I discovered /r/celebfakes, I began to start using cock socks to beat the meat. (I prefer them because of the very little amount of cleanup involved.)
After many sessions throughout the month, a pile of- *ahem* a Mt. Kilimanfuckin... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1407219351 | 1407252404 | t3_2cnymh | t5_2to41 | 3,380 | jasonleeeeee: TIFU by cockblocking myself
There's a girl from my high school who I am very good friends with, and was pretty cute in my opinion. We both had a passion for soccer and also had a few classes together. Naturally, as we began to hang out more and more throughout the year, I began to like her very much.
Fa... | 13 | 260 | |
1407220505 | 1407275418 | t3_2cnzwd | t5_2to41 | 63 | TooProYo: TIFU by Making Out With a Pastor's Daughter
So this happened a couple months ago, but I didn't know about this sub at that time. So here is the story of The Day I Fucked Up.
Backstory. So I'm a 17 year old guy who has been talking to this girl for about 2 weeks. She is a pastors kid and we both attend a you... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1407220844 | 1407222229 | t3_2co09p | t5_2to41 | 9 | tbromme: TIFU by liking a really old post while creeping a girl's instagram
I was in my basement as usual and was deep in the midst of creeping the instagram of a rather attractive female. Well, as I scrolled down the feed froze and i tried to scroll down, and incidentally liked a photo unbeknownst to me. Regardless, s... | 3 | 3 | |
1407223381 | 1407265694 | t3_2co2xm | t5_2to41 | 24 | Cycro: TIFU by having sex with my best friend's little sister AND telling her.
For starters, I'm a man and my best friend is a woman.
My friend and I were out celebrating her birthday, pub crawling and quite drunk at pub number 3 when her little sister shows up with a male coworker of hers. Come the end of the night, ... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1407225434 | 1407227520 | t3_2co4g0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | prezident_kennedy: She is one of those kinds of people that needs to be deported just for being a bitch.
dtrmp4: Well she is about as crazy as me. Schizophrenia, underage prostitute, something, something. I don't blame her for anything she did, but what the fuck, why is she so bitter? As if *I* ruined her life. She tr... | 3 | 1 | |
1407225142 | 1407226619 | t3_2co4qe | t5_2to41 | 11 | untitledmoviereview: TIFU by exercising for the first time in years
I had been meaning to get a gym membership for ages (and by ages, i mean like 6 years). I went for about an hour the first session; did 30 minutes on the treadmill and30 minutes of upper body weights.
no i can barely move my arms without massive pain.... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1407229638 | 1407251394 | t3_2co8y9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting drunk before my housekeeper finished
Largely self-explanatory from the title, but the bitch stole my pot!
tfyuhjnbgf: Did you call the police?
spottedmusic: ah.. its gone :(
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1407222980 | 1407250186 | t3_2co2kg | t5_2to41 | 15 | alebro112: TIFU by looking for a criminal
Like most of these this happened a little bit ago, lets say a month ago. This all started when I heard 5 or 6 cop cars and a police helicopter circling my house. Being the curious 16 year old guy I am, I decided it would be interesting to go see what was happening. After exi... | 3 | 5 | |
1407230351 | 1407288106 | t3_2co9ng | t5_2to41 | 31 | throwaway250770: TIFU by using rechargable batteries.
So for once, this actually happened today, and I feel like I need to share it.
I am a recently single girl, with a pretty high sex drive, so I decided to buy myself one of those fancy vibrators. It arrived yesterday, to the house I share with my Mum and younger sib... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1407236197 | 1407443280 | t3_2cof65 | t5_2to41 | 10 | RadicalDog: TIFU my international flight
Travelling from London to stay with Norwegian girlfriend. Yes, she's fly.
So she normally studies in the UK, but as it's a nice long summer where she's got a job and been away for 2.5 months I wanted to visit her. As poor students, I booked the tickets long in advance for the b... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1407241460 | 1407255501 | t3_2coks8 | t5_2to41 | 291 | WookieError: TIFU by high fiving my crush in the face.
So that TIFU that made the front page today made me think of my roommates hilarious story.
We lived together for about a year in this amazing house that looked over the whole of Sydney harbour. The place was ridiculous.
Now my mate, let's go with Jerry, I knew bef... | 4 | 72.75 | |
1407231212 | 1407246689 | t3_2coaic | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: tifu by being in a unhappy relationship for 4 years
This is a temporary note
So I had gotten a job fresh out of college. I joined with 2 other batchmates from my college. One of the batchmate had a crush on me and pretty soon he asked me out. I used to like his wit and humility so I was like why not? Prett... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1407238541 | 1407247771 | t3_2cohep | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by eatings sweets that I actually didn't want to eat
I noticed a while ago that I eat far too much sugar, and have been on a very-low-sugar-diet for the past 9 weeks. After the initial withdrawal symptoms, I got along very well. I haven't been religious about it, but it hasn't been as difficult as I tho... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407244705 | 1407260243 | t3_2cop35 | t5_2to41 | -1 | Skaroller: TIFU by listening to Bloodhound Gang
So me and my dad decided to go out for an ice cream, and we get in the car and drive to McDonald's. We always like to listen to our loud-ass music, so we had it turned up loud enough for people one car over to hear. We get the ice cream, and we're listening to Bloodhound ... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1407236352 | 1407258026 | t3_2cofbb | t5_2to41 | 8 | NiallxD: TIFU By being a clever 8 year old and fixing my own puncture on my bike's front wheel.
So, casting my mind back 10 years, I was 8 years old.
I had a puncture on my front tire of my push bike. Being the intelligent 8 year old I was, I pulled out the ol'puncture repair kit (I had watched my dad do this before) ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1407246046 | 1407248418 | t3_2cor0u | t5_2to41 | 12 | idonegoof: TIFU by not asking for her number or any way of contact.
well guys, I done goofed.
I've just come back from a holiday to Turkey where I went on this jeep safari trip thing with loads of other people from different hotels. Anyway we made several stops at different locations with significance in Turkish histo... | 4 | 3 | |
1407245630 | 1407274321 | t3_2coqeh | t5_2to41 | 20 | firefya: TIFU by going out in drag.
This happened a few days ago and my roommate is still upset with me for it.
I finally had an off day and since those were becoming more scarce by the week (we have a high turnover) I chose that off day to get up and go out. I should probably mention at this point that I perform as a... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1407246787 | 1407360191 | t3_2cos4h | t5_2to41 | 106 | my8thchannel: TIFU by trying to be adventurous with my omelette
About 20 minutes ago, I was in the mood for an omelette. Thinking of my father's pepper garden, I thought "Huh, that would really SPICE THINGS UP", so I picked a jalapeno and a chili pepper to throw in my omelette.
I chopped them up. Things went wrong ab... | 11 | 9.636364 | |
1407249429 | 1407272813 | t3_2cowhm | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing outside
So it was about 11pm last night and I went outside to have a smoke. There's not many lights around my yard so it's pretty dark out. So standing outside mid smoke, I realize I have to pee. I found a tree that looked like it needed a good shower and let it flow. Then all the sudden I hea... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1407250734 | 1407341759 | t3_2coypn | t5_2to41 | 13 | RuneLordi: TIFU by trying to get myself fired.
I started a new job two months ago. It's a shitty part time job and I just needed the money to pay for my phone bill and other stuff. I live at home and almost have a bachelors degree. My first day was awful. The guys made fun of me and were very mean. So I got really sad ... | 18 | 0.722222 | |
1407244672 | 1407274945 | t3_2cop1o | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by wanting to play FIFA
TIFU by wanting to play FIFA
So I woke up this morning around 5 wanting play FIFA. The game was in my brother's room but since he always left work at 5, I had no problem walking into his room. Wrong...
All the lights were off but I still walked down the hall to ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407251512 | 1407346656 | t3_2cp03k | t5_2to41 | 5 | agristew: TIFU by showing everyone my "goodies"
Well, this past weekend a group of friends and I went up to a buddy's cabin for drinking, boating and shenanigan's of the sort. One day, my girlfriends and I decide to blow up this massive 8-person floating party island and just drink, gossip and soak up the sun. The biki... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1407252551 | 1407265110 | t3_2cp1z6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by going for a hike after eating ice cream (lactose intolerant)
Gibtohom: Why didn't you just squat at the side of the trail or something much better than crapping in running leggings.
Pizazz_Princess: It was extremely crowded with other patrons, and the mountainside was bare except for a few scrub br... | 3 | 1 | |
1407250671 | 1407282280 | t3_2coylx | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a customer
I literally just got to work and she came down and told me she wasn't paying for our hotel rooms because the hair dryers didn't work. Then she went on to say that she was going to, "sue the shit out of us." Then I smiled really big and asked her, "You are going to sue us becaus... | 5 | 3 | |
1407252605 | 1407267374 | t3_2cp22m | t5_2to41 | 1 | Kembawalker1: TIFU by presenting a PowerPoint to a class.
Voyager5555: can you please stop using "Prezi" as a word? Thanks
Kembawalker1: > Prezi
go to www.prezi.com please
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1407254864 | 1407335748 | t3_2cp65s | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting married
[deleted]: You must have met my ex wife after I divorced her.
scared_of_Low_stuff: I must have.
[deleted]: I feel your pain. I dealt with it for 10 years until I finally had enough. Once all is said and done, you will be so much happier on your own or with someone else.
scared_of_... | 5 | 1 | |
1407251175 | 1407256680 | t3_2cozid | t5_2to41 | 50 | Winendinen69: TIFU by becoming a human fountain
My "fuck up" happened last night.
My sister dragged me/forced me to an Arcade Fire concert last night. While there, she offers me part of a "tootsie roll-type" edible. I am not a pot smoker, and I definitely don't do edibles, I thought I'd take it just to see how it was.... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1407251574 | 1407298852 | t3_2cp087 | t5_2to41 | 102 | fluffymilkshake: TIFU by smashing a medicine cabinet into my pecker. Possibly [NSFW]
This happened to me just a couple hours ago and I felt like it was worthy for my first post ever on reddit.
Back story: I live by myself in a house left to me by my grandfather. He had a family of 6 so needless to say this house is muc... | 4 | 25.5 |
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