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1407256223 | 1407344597 | t3_2cp8pk | t5_2to41 | 78 | YOUGOTMOxY: TIFU by becoming chinless
So, I'm a guy in his early twenties. A big guy. Not *obsese* like I was back in secondary school, but pretty big and pretty round. *Fleshy and big boned* one might say.
Except for one feature, my face. I had the great fortune of having a high forehead and small nose combined with ... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1407260803 | 1407265516 | t3_2cphiq | t5_2to41 | 21 | Shadowarriors: TIFU by scratching my crouch...
So today i was in the subway sitting in my corner when i suddently feel the urge to scratch my crouch, with the hot and all (men will understand). In front of me were 2 children and their mother. When i get down there and look up i see their mother looking at me with a mil... | 3 | 7 | |
1407260633 | 1407523018 | t3_2cph6x | t5_2to41 | 557 | Wordsworth_2k: TIFU by getting very angry about underage sex, subsequently jeopardising my career, my livelihood and three years+ of work.
Well Reddit,
Yesterday I woke up a deliciously happy sci-fi author of some renown in a long-standing relationship with a highly regarded publisher, a husband to the most incredible... | 13 | 42.846154 | |
1407259233 | 1407370235 | t3_2cpei2 | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I was Spiderman
Several years ago (15/m at the time) I got a really lousy flu. I was not feeling up to anything and I had a pretty high fever, so I was kind of "out of it" to begin with. My mom said I took 2 "dayquil" that day and then before bed I took 2 "nyquil"; these combined is apparent... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1407262022 | 1407264986 | t3_2cpjv9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to make out with my boy friend
gingiesmalls: /r/im14andtifu
SakuraCha: actually im twenty but whatever
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1407261234 | 1407281238 | t3_2cpicl | t5_2to41 | 21 | gh0stFACEkller: TIFU by trying to seem smart
To begin this story I must inform you I am an average person and I never get hit on at the bar (I'm a guy). Anyways, I was watching a UFC event with my friend at a bar and when it was over most everyone left immediately but we stayed for a couple drinks. These two girls came... | 3 | 7 | |
1407266102 | 1407316090 | t3_2cprfw | t5_2to41 | 114 | anditstartstospread: TIFU by leaving my lingerie in my car
I just graduated from college and have been at home for the summer before I move out of state for my post-grad job in a couple weeks. I had some scandalous lingerie that I wore for my bf that I kept in a little bag. When we broke up, he dropped it off at my hou... | 4 | 28.5 | |
1407260911 | 1407356098 | t3_2cphq5 | t5_2to41 | 17 | StrangeLoveNebula: TIFU by not calling my dad first
The pilot light on my water heater went out last night and my husband is out of town on business. He called the same company that installed our water heater to come fix it, because I obviously have no idea what I'm doing. Regardless, it took the guy ten minutes and th... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1407041466 | 1414865034 | t3_2cha9p | t5_2to41 | 6 | thefuckwhisperer: TIFU by using a travel size lotion on my VERY chapped, cracked and bleeding hands.
I wash my hands. A lot. After every bathroom break, whenever I'm gonna eat, whenever I get something on them, whenever I feel like I'm in a "germy" type environment, etc. As a result, my hands tend to be very dry and ch... | 9 | 0.666667 | |
1407269976 | 1407270240 | t3_2cpylz | t5_2to41 | 27 | KinglyJoker: TIFU when I missed the hole
So I'm hanging out with some friends at my house when I invite this girl and her friends over. Nothing too serious, just hanging out and getting a little drunk. So me and this girl get to talking and we kind of hit it off and we end up going into my room. Our little group had al... | 3 | 9 | |
1407269026 | 1407340039 | t3_2cpwrv | t5_2to41 | 102 | Semester_Off: TIFU by attempting to mow the lawn
I am a college student, and I'm home for the summer. Today, my mom asked me if I could mow the lawn. "Sure!" I replied enthusiastically. I proceeded to walk outside in just athletic shorts and shoes, deciding against a shirt due to the southern summer heat. We keep our l... | 7 | 14.571429 | |
1407274147 | 1407277425 | t3_2cq6lg | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing an actual paper letter to a girl from Tinder I had a one-night stand with.
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reseph: Warm regards?
*Warm regards*?
Oh god
monkeypunchluff: At least it fits with, "continuing to grow this friendship."
[edit]
**I think OP unintentionally friend-zoned her.**
reseph: RIP OP
| 4 | 3.25 | |
1407273763 | 1407276356 | t3_2cq5ut | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by not BCCing a massive email.
I had to send a district wide email (3,000+ people). It was a pretty cut and dry email. "Problem's fixed. Sorry for the confusion".
I didn't BCC them.
User have been hitting Reply All all fucking day.
Now people 4 pay grades above me are getting spammed with "k --Sent fr... | 5 | 8 | |
1407275863 | 1407296308 | t3_2cq9tw | t5_2to41 | 31 | Green_Bit: TIFU by falling of the wagon and buying weed.
The adrenaline is pumping now that I'm thinking about it again. Ohohohooh did I fuck today...
So my phone's pretty old. It was my mom's old flip phone.
Usually those things are built like a brick, but I guess I dropped it one too many times and last night, it ... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1407275613 | 1407884091 | t3_2cq9dw | t5_2to41 | 37 | man_on_hill: TIFU I broke my TV and immediate regret set soon after
I was playing video games and when turned off my PS3, I was still a bit angry so I gave my tv a bit of a tap with my fist (not quite a punch) and this was the first time I ever touched my tv screen. The result was immediate regret and to think I could... | 23 | 1.608696 | |
1407276124 | 1407276992 | t3_2cqab5 | t5_2to41 | 1 | chillybonesjones: TIFU by making fun of the paraplegic kid in class instead of the professor.
Joestar_: Repost
chillybonesjones: False! This happened to me last November. Although it is certainly possible that something similar has happened to someone else.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1407276332 | 1407289076 | t3_2cqanq | t5_2to41 | 53 | DerpHard: TIFU by almost breaking my wiener in half. [NSFW]
This takes place about a year ago, not today.
Let me start by saying my girlfriend, let's call her Poop, and I are like rabbits. BANG BANG BANG all day, all night. Poop's family loves me and often let me spend the night for days on end.
On one particular n... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1407276422 | 1407305836 | t3_2cqati | t5_2to41 | 578 | Cillen313: TIFU by getting my balls whipped at 4000 rpm
Just a little background. I am a marine gel coat restoration expert. Which mainly consists of wet sanding and running a high speed buffer. On Thursday I had a customer drop off a 25 foot cuddy cabin. There is a ton of oxidation on the boat and needs to be thorough... | 7 | 82.571429 | |
1407278050 | 1407284822 | t3_2cqdmg | t5_2to41 | 8 | throw_it_all_away_10: TIFU by reading my boyfriend's old messages.
I know I did a bad thing. I got what I deserved. Also, this is technically a Last Friday IFU, but, I still fucked up just the same. I'm an incredibly insecure person.I was hanging out at my boyfriend's and he left me alone for a really long time because... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1407279263 | 1407362056 | t3_2cqfn2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | 7years_later: TIFU by remembering that I was once technically molested by a BBW.
My gf is taking a woman studies course over the summer and one of her topics to write on was the psychological affects of teen-child abuse. She brought to my attention that a higher rate of males than we realize go through abuse. More ofte... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1407281318 | 1407281513 | t3_2cqj0n | t5_2to41 | 4 | kkun: TIFU and caused myself great pain.
Did not have any new razor heads.
Boyfriend told me I could use his electric trimmer to take care of my fuzzy armpits.
Never used electric shaving equipment before, had only seen his shaver that he kept in the medicine cabinet.
Tried to use it, was not very effective, scratch... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407280688 | 1407299266 | t3_2cqhyq | t5_2to41 | 6 | LadyGrizabella: TIFU by following the rules
I live in a subdivision with a pool that's paid for by our HOA dues. On the side of the small, dimly lit, stinking brick building that makes up the bathroom area is a large wooden sign detailing all the rules for proper pool enjoyment. One of the rules is "No underage minors ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1407282148 | 1407682415 | t3_2cqka3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | osskicker: TIFU by letting my husband remove a tick from a sensitive body part
I was getting out of the shower and drying off today, and as part of that ritual, I always straighten my nipple rings. As I look down to the right, I see a tick very heartily attached to near the tip of my right nipple.
I call my husband in ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1407279843 | 1407336631 | t3_2cqgmc | t5_2to41 | 154 | Janosporn: TIFU by letting my girlfriend walk in on me jerking off.
So my girlfriend has been spending a few days at my house. She went to take a shower and I thought up this great fantasy of her walking in on me jerking off and she would join in and help me finish. I completely spaced and forgot about her while in the... | 12 | 12.833333 | |
1407284079 | 1407351766 | t3_2cqnc0 | t5_2to41 | 212 | EthanXD: TIFU by masturbating with dish soap.
After recently finding this sub-reddit and basking in everyone's fuck ups and stupidity I was struck back with the horrid memory of when I masturbated with dish soap.
Lets take it back to when we were all young just starting out teenagers. Horny and experimental at our new... | 6 | 35.333333 | |
1407284053 | 1407312387 | t3_2cqnax | t5_2to41 | 19 | SheZowRaisedByWolves: TIFU by buying my crush a hat
Like most of these fuck ups, this happened a while back.
The setting is eighth grade year of middle school. I was 6' 1'' and ripped as fuck (4' 10'' and flabby as fuck) and on my way back from a band UIL competition. To celebrate our good performance, our band direct... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1407284632 | 1407343400 | t3_2cqo92 | t5_2to41 | 667 | [deleted]: TIFU by failing to explain my toiletries and their various functions to my girlfriend's sister.
Like many stories around here, this didn't happen today. This "fuck up" has actually been taking place for almost two months. It was just yesterday that I found out how I had been fucking up. It involves my girlfr... | 7 | 95.285714 | |
1407278065 | 1407285569 | t3_2cqdnl | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping a wine carboy on my foot then waiting in emergency for two and a half hours.
I was cleaning my glass wine carboy and managed to lose hold of it and drop it on my foot. Between cleaning up all the water and bleeding all over the place I realized I should probably deal with gaping wound.
Bef... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407287010 | 1407473286 | t3_2cqs13 | t5_2to41 | 3,118 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my sister unbox my new fleshlight for me (NSFW)
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Anzai: Serious question. What exactly is the appeal of a fleshlight? I mean, I like vaginas as much as the next guy, but a plastic vagina on a tube, how is that particularly different from just using your hand?
rspender: because it's not... | 12 | 259.833333 | |
1407288699 | 1407352970 | t3_2cqunp | t5_2to41 | 109 | TIFUBestbuy: TIFU By trying an "Un-ethical" lifehack I saw on the "Un-ethical" lifehack thread.
So a while ago there was a thread on Askreddit about your most unethical lifehacks.
Basically, I won't say what it was, but it involves going into BestBuy with a dud receipt.
In my head I have no idea why, seeing amount ... | 5 | 21.8 | |
1407284465 | 1407622122 | t3_2cqnxb | t5_2to41 | 14 | LeSpy2: TIFU by unintentionally exposing my boss' 3 year old daughter to the circle of life.
I work at a horse barn and the sparrows are literally a plague. We've managed to oust a lot of them once we bought a BB gun, as it's helping rid us of birds and allowing us to take out some stress on the feathered shits.
So... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1407290631 | 1407291488 | t3_2cqxok | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by not pulling out because of a birth control misunderstanding (NSFW)
A few days ago I began to talk to a girl. We hit it off pretty well and this was great because it was about six months since I had anyone who was interested in me in a romantic way. A few days go by and we hang out, it goes well so we... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1407293975 | 1407341786 | t3_2cr2w5 | t5_2to41 | 422 | boobilibear: TIFU Going out for a booty call
So, first-time poster on Reddit, I've been lurking around for a while but I never had anything worth posting until now. This happened tonight about an hour ago.
So a little background information. About a week and a half ago I meet this girl at work, we work in different o... | 7 | 60.285714 | |
1407295021 | 1407350624 | t3_2cr4hh | t5_2to41 | 122 | officer_doofyz: TIFU by sticking my dick in the vacuum cleaner. [NSFW]
This did not occur today, but about 13 years ago when I was just a young lad in middle school. I was starting to get aroused with the thought of having sex and often masturbated frequently (still do). I remember watching the first Scary Movie film... | 6 | 20.333333 | |
1407296017 | 1407303785 | t3_2cr601 | t5_2to41 | 11 | KingsGame: TIFU by not showing up to work
I had last worked Saturday. Me and my coworkers were all gathered around the schedule looking at our hours for when half the restaurant staff will be working at the state fair. (I work in an Italian restaurant) Today, Tuesday, my fiancee asked me 15 minutes before work if I was... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1407306699 | 1407338059 | t3_2cr59u | t5_2to41 | 4 | Znuff: ...then why the fuck bringing it up?
Why get offended?
NLVthrowaway: What? I said I did not like the way his coworkers reacted. It's not my fault if other redditors bring random topics out in response to mine.
aydee123: I feel like the reaction would be different if it was an accidental 9/11 joke to a 9/11 surv... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1407296442 | 1407447610 | t3_2cr6mb | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to work during a drug binge.
This happened years ago but I'm finally clean and feel the need for a PSA so here goes....
I'm working as a server at a small restaurant. Before this day, I had spent an entire night doing cocaine, and contemplated calling in sick. This is the restaurant biz, howev... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1407296190 | 1407301560 | t3_2cr69i | t5_2to41 | 10 | penistouches: TIFU by flipping out in a restaurant and throwing a tantrum and getting banned.
I went to a bar / Wings (fairly large franchise) from the East Coast and happened to be with a long time friend and her baby.
The backstory is I've been coming to this place since the 3 weeks the franchise has been opened, sp... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1407298364 | 1407302370 | t3_2cr9gd | t5_2to41 | 13 | thowaay: TIFU by telling my female housemates that they are meant to get fucked
*I know this is extremely long, but reading the 2nd longer half isn't needed unless you're really interested.*
I'm a 20 y/o college male student living with a mix of girls and 1 guy. I'm only temporarily living here, moving out in less tha... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1407299858 | 1407302659 | t3_2crbgj | t5_2to41 | 15 | cosmicxs: TIFU by being caught in the midst of fucking my boyfriend by my mom
Okay, this happened around 8 months ago, and after binge-reading this sub-reddit for the past couple of months it brought back this memory and I figured it was about time I posted it.
Anyways, some brief background. My parents are semi-cons... | 3 | 5 | |
1407301554 | 1407302585 | t3_2crdpt | t5_2to41 | 1 | boomersoner: tifu BY GIVING my ex A RIDE
not the good kinda fukin ride either. no a ride to the storee and i ended up going in and shoppin with her and i saw two people i used ta know back in high schoolll (hadnt seen em since i graduated when i was20) we talkedd ex wife decides to steeal some fuckin ammonia peroxide a... | 8 | 0.125 | |
1407299967 | 1407302479 | t3_2crblx | t5_2to41 | 10 | shokzee: TIFU by showing three strangers my dick
So, we all know when we're busting to pee that it is hard to think about anything else, or even think rationally at all. As guys, we have this benefit of being able to whip the little fella out a few steps before the finish line, just for extra efficiency on that photo f... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1407302413 | 1407374709 | t3_2cretp | t5_2to41 | 17 | goshd: TIFU by trying to be frisky
Getting ready for bed, bf is sitting on the bed untangling his speaker cords that are on the floor so that we can play music and not disturb his roommates. It's important to note that his laptop is behind him and slightly to the side.
I decide to be a little more bold tonight and co... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1407302856 | 1407386369 | t3_2crfe8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | almoore417: TIFU by texting my dad about sex toys
This actually happened today! Well i guess yesterday cause its 1:30 am on the east coast.
The GF has been out of town a while so we agreed that when she got back we would do something special. So we go to my neighborhood Hustler Hollywood store and buy her a brand new ... | 13 | 1.461538 | |
1407303182 | 1407335049 | t3_2crfu1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | navysealwith300kills: TIFU by not understanding migraines and trying to be funny
Its near the end of the night at work me and two girls are putting up boxes of frozen food all standing next to each other. One girl looks uncomfortable and kind of in pain while working slowly. Other girl asks whats wrong. Replies, "Im ha... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1407303297 | 1407311341 | t3_2crfzo | t5_2to41 | 23 | Tidbits5197: TIFU by not double checking my calculator for batteries.
So, I had this utterly important math final today that required a calculator. The last time I used my calculator, it had working batteries in it so I didn't think to check twice. I got into the room right as the test was about to start so I didn't ha... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1407301733 | 1407308372 | t3_2crdyf | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting into a hit and run in a company car
So tonight I had to drive the company car. It is much bigger than my personal car (not an excuse). However, I was traveling down a narrow roadway with cars parked on the side when a car came through the other lane. I got nervous and tried to give the car en... | 3 | 1 | |
1407306149 | 1407307037 | t3_2crjeo | t5_2to41 | 2 | canadianright: TIFU by using using dove conditioner as lube (NSFW)
So this TIFU didn't actually happen today but a few months ago
masturbating usually helps me fall asleep, but on this particular night I ran out of my convention lubricant, so I decided to use some conditioner instead
So I get some dove conditioner,... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1407306591 | 1407307112 | t3_2crjwa | t5_2to41 | 9 | Crad707: TIFU By throwing food out the bus window.
Well, I'll just start by saying that this went down a long time ago.
So, for the sake of keeping somewhat clear:
*Riding the bus home from a field trip,
*I'm surrounded by my dumbass friends,
*It's an all-you-can-eat buffet,
*Highway speeds, baby.
I'm chowing down... | 3 | 3 | |
1407308449 | 1407353725 | t3_2crltr | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by cleaning up raccoon poop
This actually happened last Friday but I'm just now getting around to sharing it with you guys.
I woke up around 9:30 so the AC guy could fix our broken AC. He finished up in about a half an hour and went on his way. Now my house has a hill that leads in to the wash so we n... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407309420 | 1407331960 | t3_2crmw6 | t5_2to41 | 254 | jucasc: TIFU by sitting on my pet hamster for 2 hours while I was watching TV
It died.
edit:
OK, some of you want more deets. I originally sat on it b/c this hamster was shy as fuck and I thought it would warm up to me if I forced it into contact against my body (non-sexually). My intent was not to sit on it w my ful... | 6 | 42.333333 | |
1407309955 | 1407348965 | t3_2crni9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Saturn_Lights: TIFU by not getting a hint
I just finished work and decided to go and buy an icecream shake since I really had a craving for one. There's a group of girls chatting and one of them is staring at me. She's gorgeous. She walks around to the other side of me and tries to get my attention. I'm thinking she's ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407309806 | 1407311240 | t3_2crncm | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by having the N word as my ringtone
I'll keep this as short as I can.
As a disclaimer this happened when I was about 14 years old and was going through a horrid identity crisis, therefore adopting a "gangsta" persona.
Yeah I was that suburban kid that listened to gangster rap, hated the police, and even... | 3 | 4 | |
1407306929 | 1407356972 | t3_2crk8y | t5_2to41 | 9 | 10JagersLater: TIFU By Boning Blowjob Betty
Throwaway because this story reveals me to be a terrible person.
This happened several years ago, but I thought Reddit should know what happened the night I tossed it to the infamous Blowjob Betty. (Betty was not her real name, I guess it just kind of went with the blowjob p... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1407316296 | 1407377179 | t3_2crtmd | t5_2to41 | 288 | ford_f150: TIFU by jacking off in school in the middle of the classroom while talking to a friend.
Where the fuck do I begin. No, this was not from today, but I had just found this subreddit and this story needs releasing from my soul.
So I'm a sophomore in high school, and i'm a horny 15 year old kid who does nothin... | 7 | 41.142857 | |
1407315941 | 1407352224 | t3_2crtah | t5_2to41 | 64 | SpaghettiNSalsa: TIFU by sleeping with my coworker
Wasn't actually today, but currently can't sleep because I feel shitty about it. Anyways, story:
I work in a restaurant and a few months ago this stunning 29 year old girl was hired to be a server (We'll call her Rachel). Up until a couple weeks ago there was only br... | 10 | 6.4 | |
1407321314 | 1407355949 | t3_2cry4w | t5_2to41 | 56 | redditorJingle: TIFU by smiling at a girl
So I was casually walking downtown during the weekend, I had some plans to meet some friends... And then, I saw a friend of mine holding a sign reading "free hugs". She keeps looking at me as I walk by. I said to myself, "sigh, screw this. Let's do it." I go hug her and greet h... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1407320787 | 1407339446 | t3_2crxmu | t5_2to41 | 16 | laststandman: TIFU by trying to get laid instead of studying.
I'm doing a three-week, intensive study abroad program in London. Our grade is determined by two exams, one of which is this morning. So last night I was taking a walk as a study break, when I saw a couple of people drinking in the outdoor common area. I go ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1407322516 | 1407349992 | t3_2crz9l | t5_2to41 | 16 | loliwarmech: TIFU by setting a bird free
Well this isn't the most recent thing but once upon a time my mom's coworker caught 2 sparrows in a cage. I thought they should be free and not stuck in that stuffy mouse cage they were in at the moment.
The little guys were scared obviously, but I did my best to get them out ... | 4 | 4 | |
1407325278 | 1407422379 | t3_2cs1y2 | t5_2to41 | 4,241 | Death_Star_: TIFU by showing my mom the goods in the worst possible way
This week, I'm on a "staycation," i.e., I'm staying with friends and family in lieu of a vacation trip. The last few nights I had been at my mom's.
Since my brother and I left the nest about a decade ago, she has turned our rooms into guest rooms.... | 13 | 326.230769 | |
1407330266 | 1407361642 | t3_2cs833 | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my wife "chubbs"
We have a happy of calling each other pet names...who doesn't, right? She isn't the thinnest gal, and worries constantly about her weight and how she carries it. Well, last night she was a bit depressed because of current life events which aren't really relevant. While trying... | 11 | 6.363636 | |
1407304116 | 1407336906 | t3_2crh12 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by unintentionally making the mods on my favorite sub hate me [META] no names, just story
I think it goes without saying that I'm new to "redditing", I've been browsing for a few years but just created an account.
I submitted a post this morning and it didn't show up in "new" even after an hour. Figure... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407334507 | 1407350777 | t3_2csalj | t5_2to41 | 7 | Shurtugal929: And I get to see Billy Talent for 15$ tomorrow and I'm gonna billshit myself backstage.... So.... I have a happy life.
malicetodream: i have to ask where are you seeing billy talent. I love them and they never come to ohio
Shurtugal929: Saskatoon exhibition
And hey, you probably get linkin Park every f... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1407334200 | 1407347666 | t3_2csdv0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | HornedBeetle: TIFU by punching a woman in the face
I just want to start off by saying that I am a pretty placid person, well, as much as the next testosterone fueled eighteen year old. Anyway, yesterday was the 'one month' mark with my girlfriend and she had recently won free tickets to see the musical 'Wicked'. Cool, ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1407313226 | 1407389194 | t3_2crqwc | t5_2to41 | 35 | Lambchog: TIFU by calling my boss princess
This happened about 20 minutes ago.
My boss is in a meeting with the bank and they called me up to ask about a product price and some purchase orders. I was day dreaming while writing up a user guide for a new IT system and when the phone rang i was in my own little world
I ... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1407334246 | 1407355618 | t3_2csdxf | t5_2to41 | 31 | RadioAct1v: TIFU by trusting a random salt company's packaging
So here I am, just minding my own business, eating some fries, when suddenly salt wont come out of the pack. It's one of those packs that has different sizes at the top, so i spin it around a bit and try again. Sure enough, some salt comes out.
http://i.im... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1407335052 | 1407336749 | t3_2csfbm | t5_2to41 | 12 | doornoob: TIFU: I insulted my wife's bestfriend during a discussion.
No need for a long back story. Here are the players: me a blue collar union worker raised in a liberal house and hold those beliefs strongly and the BFF raised by upper middle class office workers and currently the head of HR for a large company that ... | 4 | 3 | |
1407335503 | 1407337342 | t3_2csg0x | t5_2to41 | 6 | Large_Tallons: TIFU: by showing my shit to the cleaning staff
pyrowolf8: Removed. Please read rule 10
Large_Tallons: oh, ok, can i repost it on saturday then?
pyrowolf8: Of course!
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1407333735 | 1407371147 | t3_2csd51 | t5_2to41 | 275 | throwaway231569: TIFU by broadcasting my masturbation throughout the house
Backstory:
So I had just come home from a two week trip in which I hadn't even looked at porn or gotten laid. Before I left I masturbated once a day. I was horny as hell.
I live with my Dad and my paternal grandparents in a large home. I have m... | 7 | 39.285714 | |
1407337109 | 1407338417 | t3_2csimx | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU: By trying to kiss a girl I work with.
So we've known each other for a long time and she's always been really forward towards me. She gets off on attention and needs to feel important. I'd usually pay her little attention but Over the past couple months we started becoming actual friends. From there I h... | 3 | 2 | |
1407337823 | 1407357340 | t3_2csjvz | t5_2to41 | 596 | Peterslquill: TIFU by having sex and getting caught by HER dad and being left alone with him NSFW
A few years back was at my GFs house watching tv in the living room. Her mom was at work and her dad walked in to say he was going to run errands and would be back before dinner. Estimating a good 2-3 hours away. He leaves... | 8 | 74.5 | |
1407331949 | 1407347321 | t3_2csaht | t5_2to41 | 318 | cdwkthemyth: TIFU by using my personal laptop at my internship [NSFW]
Well good morning reddit, thank god this summer is almost over because this fuck up just happened about ten minutes ago. Just a warning I'm sorry for my shitty grammar, its really not my thing.
To start off, I'm working as a risk management intern ... | 4 | 79.5 | |
1407333099 | 1407455399 | t3_2csc5s | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwawayyy1886: TIFU Double catfish (If that's what you want to call it?) with surprise ending.
Ok, so this is a throwaway for obvious reasons, but this is a genuinely a true story of how me and my ex met/got into a relationship, no matter how unrealistic is may sound. Some of the details may be slightly vivid as it s... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1407340306 | 1407354746 | t3_2csoaw | t5_2to41 | 182 | Childwood: TIFU by showing the Principal Goatse
Back in highschool, we had computer classes two days a week for an hour. During this time we were supposed to work on typing up assignments we had done in class, do research for projects, and just generally be productive with the assistance of a computer. Most of us used ... | 6 | 30.333333 | |
1407341679 | 1407344945 | t3_2csqrv | t5_2to41 | 4 | MellowHellNo: TIFU by choosing wine over food
TIFU in a major way for me. Technically, this happened yesterday night, but it lasted until the wee hours of this morning, so whatever. Even though this isn't a particularly unique situation, I just need to share this with someone (helloooo, Internet).
So, I've been really... | 4 | 1 | |
1407341471 | 1407354112 | t3_2csqds | t5_2to41 | 18 | science_the_bear: TIFU by locking my door too quickly
Recently discovered this sub – this story is from a few months ago. It’s the middle of the day and my roommate is out, so I decide it’s a good time to rub one out. As I’m taking care of business, I hear a knock on the door. Worried that it might be my roommate, I ca... | 6 | 3 | |
1407342684 | 1407381188 | t3_2csskd | t5_2to41 | 25 | trinitynox: TIFU by drinking chloroform
This happened years ago and it happened to a friend but I thought it'd be funny to put it here and got his permission to do so. It'll be in first person perspective.
So I was in secondary school (high school I think in US context) and had Design & Technology (closest I can t... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1407329785 | 1407345674 | t3_2cs7gc | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheSecretSoul: TIFU by letting a bunch of kids see how birds got killed. They all thought it was my fault...
Me about 15 at the time and my baby brother about 10 at the time were standing at a traffic light in the shopping zone. My brother noticed several pigeons on the street and a bus was aproaching slowly. He pointe... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407343249 | 1407357473 | t3_2cstkq | t5_2to41 | 10 | ink_spot_masterpiece: TIFU by lying on a witness statement.
A person got injured and stated false information, not thinking the situation would escalate to court. From the way it looks it is, and i'm afraid I will be charged with perjury. I'm torn as to whether to come out and tell the truth and maybe loose my job, or ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1407345705 | 1407361404 | t3_2csy6r | t5_2to41 | 61 | AbsolutelyThrowaway1: [nsfw] TIFU by visiting my boyfriend
Today I fucked up by visiting my boyfriend, who lives across the city from where I live. I don't have a car, so I take the bus whenever I want to meet him at his place. The route actually has two busses, but sometimes the second bus takes forever to show up, an... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1407347117 | 1407377871 | t3_2ct0v2 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by impersonating my school, giving a quarter of the students a day off, and being given away by my friend.
So, I don't really know where to start, actually. Uuhhh.
Last Thursday, the power was out for literally half the day at my High School, so at the end of the day the newly acting principal went aro... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1407347442 | 1407370527 | t3_2ct1h3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | jpcrash5150: TIFU By leaving the windows open last night
It has been hot here in California, very hot. The last couple nights though have been breezy and cool, dipping into the low 70s at night. So I opened up the house when I got home, including my bedroom.
It had been a few days since me and the Mrs. got it cracken ... | 4 | 4 | |
1407324484 | 1407367476 | t3_2cs14j | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by burning a transgender boy's eye
TIFU by stabbing a trans kid in the eye. There's this emo and transgender boy at my summer camp who listens to all the same music as I do. Now I'm not emo but, being from a small town and liking pretty controversial music, it was amazing to find someone gay and my age ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1407348640 | 1407355999 | t3_2ct3or | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by (accidentally) insulting the muslim TV delivery man
This actually happened today, but boy did I fuck up. I am one of those smart assed kind of individuals, who loves messing with people. I love fucking with my family, friends, and especially strangers. I just love people's reactions and that sort of ... | 6 | 2 | |
1407350665 | 1407358200 | t3_2ct7j2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | dicknibblerdave: TIFU by sitting down to pee.
I'm an older guy and I'm married, and you can use this as an example of the truth that adults don't know what they're doing.
Last night I woke up with what the great philosopher Andrew Dice Clay referred to as a "piss hard on" and I went into the bathroom to take care of i... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1407346221 | 1407514010 | t3_2csz4w | t5_2to41 | 3 | Numonenig: TIFU By Watching My Brothers House
It wasn't today more like a week ago, but here it goes... I decided to watch my brothers house & dogs. First couple of days went swimmingly, a few poops here and there, but on the third day things got interesting. I brought my GF with me later in the day to watch a movi... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1407351761 | 1407352894 | t3_2ct9lc | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having unprotected sex.
This happened three hours ago and I have to tell fucking somebody. I'm almost positive he pulled out in time but it was definitely fucking close. It would have been helpful if he didn't seem concerned, but he gave those vibes. I realize not many people give a shit that I'm fee... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1407343102 | 1407355148 | t3_2cstb9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | tuframnedox: TIFU by trying to avoid calling a baby ugly
To set the scene: I work for a fairly small organization, about 25 or so employees. Everyone knows everyone else quite well: we know about each other's lives, husbands and wives, kids, out-of-work hobbies and extracurriculars.
One of my coworkers, we'll call her... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407352482 | 1407354526 | t3_2ctayg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by chewing a few too many pieces of nicotine gum in my car . . .
If I've told you this story about myself please keep my identity secret - just text me and ask me if I was the one who posted this. It was the summer of 2012 and I worked in a call center trying to get donations for an organization. I was ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407352483 | 1407461759 | t3_2ctayk | t5_2to41 | 459 | Touchin_Butts: TIFU by telling a girl I didn't want to go with her to prom anymore
Well here it is...the pinnacle fuck up of my life. Prepare your anus for a nice....long....story :)
So a little bit of background. Back during my senior year of high school I was best friends with a girl who lived in my neighborhood.(le... | 12 | 38.25 | |
1407353177 | 1407390562 | t3_2ctc9n | t5_2to41 | 9 | seinfeldpoetry: TIFU by burning my vag with anti-dandruff shampoo
So this happened a few years ago actually. A friend of mine told me anti-dandruff shampoo works really well to get rid of spots on your hairline. The next time I shower I find my dad's super strong anti-dandruff shampoo and put it in my hair.
It comes ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407352731 | 1407359638 | t3_2ctbg6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Strakker: TIFU By unintentionally stripping in front of 5th graders
"I am so fucking gangster"
That was the thought running through my white , suburban-raised mind as I sprinted in gym class with the soccer ball. Now this was a small school where everyone knew everyone. I was the tall, lanky, awkward, yet surprisingly... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1407353576 | 1407372751 | t3_2ctd10 | t5_2to41 | 9 | drspiff11: TIFU by showing my mom shrek is love, shrek is life
So a few days ago, I was talking to my mom and my sister about the internet. My little sister is just starting to go on reddit and other sites and I was warning her of the obvious. "Don't go on tumbr. Its a ton of girls who think the guy that held the door ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1407349894 | 1407498360 | t3_2ct611 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by gambling with happiness
Longtime lurker, first time poster...
I never thought i'm gonna post something on here, but here's my story:
I think my bf just broke up with me in a rage yesterday, eventhough i really hope he doesn't mean it. I love him very much but i seem to bring only difficulties into... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1407355610 | 1407541102 | t3_2ctgs4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Prophete: TIFU Bad.
Literally happened 2 seconds ago....I'm trying sooooo hard to hold composure here. So. In the past couple of months I have managed to accumulate $1135 in tickets. Cars under my dads name so in an attempt to try and knock off a couple of tickets, we go to see a judge and contest a couple. We set up a... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1407354839 | 1407401941 | t3_2ctfbu | t5_2to41 | 165 | Ignitrous: TIFU my manscaping (NSFW)
So I'm a typical guy - or at least I think I am. I like keep the twig and berrys shaved, keeps things looking nice for the wife.(BJ's are amazing when you have shaved balls imo..) My friend is getting married soon and we had a conversation at work about his preparation for his weddi... | 5 | 33 | |
1407342137 | 1407380573 | t3_2csrkp | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally including a porn tape in a business order
I had some video tapes that I needed to transfer to digital files. I thought they were all business items but somehow one of the unmarked tapes was of me and my girlfriend doing unspeakable things on camera.
I found out today because one of the ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1407357050 | 1407362082 | t3_2ctjey | t5_2to41 | 2 | TIreallyFU: TIFU by telling a dead baby joke
I used to work in a hotel where there was staff accommodation and because of the randomness of days off (weekends were never Saturday and Sunday. Or two days in a row.) you would spend your time off with the people you live and work with. Even marriage doesn't require that c... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1407359042 | 1407522107 | t3_2ctn5e | t5_2to41 | 6 | oookayla: TIFU by showing my mom a picture of my ass and vag
Literally happened like 2 minutes ago, I think my mom is still recuperating.
I was taking pictures on my photobooth with my sister, and I called my mom over to come look at them 'cause my sister was so cute. I clicked next because I thought there were more,... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1407354182 | 1407438358 | t3_2cte3k | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing a pack of gum
This story will sound ridiculous; that is because it is. It happened my sophomore year of college.
This kid I went to school with, Joe, was a good friend of mine. He got caught smoking weed a few times, got in trouble with the school and police multiple times for multiple re... | 5 | 3 |
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