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1407542187 | 1407568740 | t3_2d11zp | t5_2to41 | 10 | Preblegorillaman: TIFU By upsetting a wealthy business owner and possibly ruining his relationship with 100's of college students.
Goddamn it I'm an idiot. So without giving away too many details, I saw an online post about a job opportunity to give young students a job without pay. An internship. In my infinite wisdom... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1407532843 | 1408040430 | t3_2d0mwr | t5_2to41 | 5 | whatevah_whatevah: TIFU trying to make a wood guitar pick.
I saw a front page post from /r/DIY yesterday that looked doable. I went to my work table, got a piece of scrap wood, made some serious progress and clumsily sliced my thumb with a coping saw. I stopped the bleeding and cleaned it up pronto, but knocked over se... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407547430 | 1407580591 | t3_2d1968 | t5_2to41 | 104 | grownup_me: TIFU by giving mum a phone and stuff
Multi layer TIFU here ... 9 years or so ago I was with a girl who was into some kinky stuff. More specifically she was turned on greatly by seeing me do some ... lets say "sexy" stuff. It was a semi-long distance relationship so there was some sexting and what not.
The... | 10 | 10.4 | |
1407548588 | 1407585471 | t3_2d1arp | t5_2to41 | 72 | feckthrowaway: TIFU by ignoring "door-knockers"
The setting: My dad and I are on different couches in our lounge room which has a large window next to the front door.
A man and a woman came to our front door (I made EYE CONTACT) as they walked past the window, my dad said "get rid of them" and left the room. I am an e... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1407550005 | 1407550789 | t3_2d1cpv | t5_2to41 | 5 | StoneHolder28: TIFU by checking my vehicle registration.
Like most fuck ups, this did not happen today. But I did realize my mistake only moments ago.
This past Monday night, I was preparing to register my car for a parking pass the next day. This of course included gathering my registration and proof of insurance fro... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407549178 | 1407568840 | t3_2d1bkl | t5_2to41 | 11 | Rickmasta: TIFU, I knocked over a case of BBs (airsoft) in my room, by accident.
[This](http://imgur.com/YeDYB0V) was completely full before I knocked it over. Where I fucked up real bad? The top had a hole in it, and I knew it did. Instead of putting the BBs in another jar, I moved the jars to a place that I thought I... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1407551996 | 1407623718 | t3_2d1fgo | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU: Seeking the Hidden (NSFW)
While reading through some stories this memory painstakingly returned to me. I'm now 22 however at the age of 13, me and my best friend (age 11) found ourselves bored one weekend while I stayed at his parents place, As I had for years. The house consisted of my friend, his sis... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407553291 | 1407580807 | t3_2d1h5i | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by ignoring a cricket in my toilet..
This all started yesterday morning. I woke up and greeted the day with happiness, went to the kitchen to grab some breakfast, then made my way into the bathroom to take my morning dump. Upon reaching the toilet with my pants down and ready to do my business I noticed... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1407557572 | 1407602865 | t3_2d1mh5 | t5_2to41 | 2,310 | WeeabooFgt: TIFU by cumming on my cousins leg
This happened just an hour or so ago and this is a Grade A fuck up. So to put context to the situation I was jerking it like usual in my room in a gamer chair against the door, my lock is fucked up but I'm overly cautious so I've never been caught jerking. Meanwhile my cous... | 13 | 177.692308 | |
1407541592 | 1407581200 | t3_2d115a | t5_2to41 | 20 | She_Has_My_Hoodie: TIFU by accidentally mocking a disabled child
To set the context, I spent a year doing a youth work internship in a Church before University. Every school holiday we would run a holiday club for the kids of church families and their friends, we'd have fun, games, craft activities, worship songs, etc.... | 4 | 5 | |
1407558872 | 1407599564 | t3_2d1o4e | t5_2to41 | 23 | nothingofyourconcern: TIFU by masturbation with anti-friction cream....
Well today I was the most bored I had ever been in a long time, so I did what any other male would do....masturbate. But I had quite the conundrum I forgot to go shopping and needed more lotion and well I don't like stroking it dry
Why didn't I j... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1407463045 | 1407689214 | t3_2cxx1g | t5_2to41 | 5 | MTBNEW: TIFU by visiting the motherland!
Alright, this happened 12 years ago at the age of 10.
I had just finished school and my parents informed me that we were all going to take a vacation back to Bosnia. I was born there and we all moved to Germany then to USA because of a war, but that is another story. Anyway... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1407558640 | 1407560954 | t3_2d1nsx | t5_2to41 | 29 | catwomanshusband: TIFU by farting in an elevator full of girls.
This actually happened only minuets ago. First let me preface this by saying that I did not know that girls were entering the elevator.
I have been at this pre college art program for the past six weeks and today is the last day, so naturally I went a li... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1407559478 | 1407609468 | t3_2d1ou3 | t5_2to41 | 116 | elephantbuttz: TIFU by combining habaneros and foreplay
A couple years ago I was dating a guy who really knew his way around a kitchen and shared my love of spicy foods. He lived in a pretty empty dorm during the summer so he would often invite me over to cook in his floor's kitchen. We would usually split dinner dutie... | 8 | 14.5 | |
1407560125 | 1407661331 | t3_2d1ple | t5_2to41 | 38 | Nerdodactyl: TIFU by stealing a co-worker's shirt
So I work with this guy and I have had the biggest crush on him since we started working together back in February. He is great with kids, funny, smart and pretty darn handsome, however I'm pretty sure he is not interested and I've never had the courage to make a move. ... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1407561227 | 1407592866 | t3_2d1qww | t5_2to41 | 1,016 | jiggleynutjellow: TIFU by fucking my mom's favorite jello
Like many TIFU stories, mine didn't happen today. It happened two days ago. It started off as a regular day, just me going on reddit and watching my favorite tv show in my room. My mom is the type of person who likes to force me to eat even when Im not hungry. S... | 12 | 84.666667 | |
1407563353 | 1407598808 | t3_2d1t8l | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a Rub n Tug
Not gonna bury the lede here, I went to an Asian Massage joint. My wife and children are gone for the weekend, so I decided to cut loose a bit. Headed down the road a ways to the nearby massage place, got an hour, and honestly, HONESTLY was not expecting anything to happen. Becau... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1407563007 | 1415151805 | t3_2d1svl | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by spilling urine all over myself. My own, to be specific.
I am starting a new job and had to take a drug screen when I went to fill out the paperwork. Of course, it has to be the most humiliating circumstances possible: in front of a future coworker.
Needless to say, this turns into a process. The fi... | 3 | 5 | |
1407563716 | 1407642883 | t3_2d1tmo | t5_2to41 | 34 | ra1n1337: TIFU by brushing my teeth...
I didn't want to spoil it in the title, but here's how it went...
Basically after I get out of work, it's usually around 9:00 pm in which I usually get really baked and watch documentaries (I find them more interesting and engaging when I'm high). After watching a few vice docum... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1407550704 | 1407672228 | t3_2d1do3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | GloryxLegend: TIFU by pretending to throw and orange at a car
Before I start, it was a friend who pretended to throw it, and this also happened around 3 years ago, when I was 13.
So it was just a normal day, and after school me and group of friends all walked to the estate that most people lived on. On the way we pass... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407564689 | 1407569943 | t3_2d1unn | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking the foulest chocolate milk known to man
So like any other TIFU, this didn't happen today, it actually happened 16 years ago when I was 5. (Can we rename the sub already?)
So I had a bike a bottle cage on it when I was a kid. One day I must have apparently put chocolate milk in it, long stor... | 4 | 4 | |
1407566603 | 1407770003 | t3_2d1wia | t5_2to41 | 10 | hatton156: TIFU by taking the piss out of the girl I like's dad
This happened a few years ago, and I'm still cringing.
A little backstory; I'd been really close with this girl for about a year, everything was going amazingly and I had been to her house quite a few times. Her mum/mom was awesome and we got along reall... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1407566883 | 1407604795 | t3_2d1wrq | t5_2to41 | 12 | throwtherocksaway: TIFU by having sex with a random girl and thinking I had a full blown STD [NSFW]
So, this happened about a month ago but I still sweat bullets on how much worse this could have gone if it went the other way.
So, I'm on vacation about a month ago and about at the tail end of the vacation I meet a gir... | 4 | 3 | |
1407568728 | 1407573572 | t3_2d1yew | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling into work and posting on reddit and sprained, if not broke my ankle.
The past two weeks at work have been hell. I'm the senior tech on shift and our manager has been on vacation for the past two weeks. I also come into work before the supervisor does. We work the overnight shift doing netw... | 5 | 2 | |
1407569555 | 1407620359 | t3_2d1z5v | t5_2to41 | 14 | violethoney: TIFU by having a meltdown and causing my sister $2200 of repair for her car for a bag of rice
I've been a longtime lurker of Reddit, never had an account/commented/posted/etc, but this happened about two months ago and it's been weighing on my mind, so decided to finally get it off my chest.
Backstory: I'... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1407569561 | 1407598264 | t3_2d1z66 | t5_2to41 | 32 | 2LateImDead: TIFU by waiting for my girlfriend outside her room
To begin with, a little back story:
We're both young (16) and have over-paranoid/controlling parents so we can't be in the same room as each-other without a parent in there.
Her mom is a little bit of a nudist, and she's over 50 years old and overweight ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1407570520 | 1407575774 | t3_2d1zzq | t5_2to41 | 142 | mikenikepro: TIFU by messing with my little brother
TIFU- By messing with my brother.
So not technically today but last week my family was visiting Hawaii for a vacation. Just background I have two brothers, one older and one younger, and my Catholic aunt and uncle with us.
My older brother and I were talking about ... | 5 | 28.4 | |
1407569652 | 1407594757 | t3_2d1z9o | t5_2to41 | 40 | AWMK101: TIFU by masturbating in a bathroom of a hot wings restaurant.
To start off I had been having a really sexual day, but unfortunately there were some unforeseen events that cancelled me getting to finish. So later that day I decided to go to a restaurant to eat have lunch with my family, we chose a restaurant wh... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1407572701 | 1407616424 | t3_2d21pw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By banging a black trannie drug dealer from Craigslist for no reason [NSFW]
So, I haven't really eaten for 2 days, and I'm taking adderall, I just haven't thought about it.
I've had a boyfriend (I'm a gay male) for over a year and a half now, and I absolutely love him.
I was completely out of it today,... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407574505 | 1407611371 | t3_2d2330 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a tongue twister
After playing Star Wars Jenga with my sons and eating tuna sandwiches for lunch, my eldest (aged 8) started saying "chewie chews tuna", pointing out that that the initial sounds are similar.
On our way to the supermarket, I started expanding this with them until we got to "ch... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1407577700 | 1407841454 | t3_2d25h6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | WoodyPutsKidsInJail: TIFU By shitting myself at school and trying to play it off.
(First proper post, please be nice)
So TIFU Well it was technically a long ass time ago, when I was in grade 1.
So I had NEVER taken a dump at school before this happened and I have never after this happened. But this was some serious s... | 3 | 2 | |
1407577403 | 1408065035 | t3_2d25am | t5_2to41 | 16 | Techsanlobo: TIFU by forgetting to secure the latch on my Hotel Room door
Before I start, no, my hotel room was not broken into. Quite the opposite, actually.
So, I am on a business trip to Warsaw. I am staying in a very nice hotel on the "Club" level, meaning that there is a private concierge for the patrons during... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1407578249 | 1419894433 | t3_2d25v2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Techcole: TIFU by having a migraine
This isn't really a self induced fuck up, rather than a "my body hates me" sort of thing.
So tonight I got a migraine, for the time it lasted I was in about 8/10 for pain. I first felt it coming on at 11:00 pm while playing Xbox with some buddies, so I turned off my console and wen... | 4 | 1 | |
1407559657 | 1407615834 | t3_2d1p2k | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By Giving My Dogs Beard a Hair Cut
So this actually happened probably around 7 years ago when I was probably 7 or 8 (I'm 15 now). And I actually haven't told anyone this story before.
**Little back story:** At the time my dad was with another women, and she convinced him to move to another state, so ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407580256 | 1407585314 | t3_2d27ab | t5_2to41 | 41 | jjsa202: TIFU by having sex with my GF NSFW
There is a moment in life from which I feel... well, you'll know what I mean. The following is a descriptive sexual moment with my SO, I hope I filled a part of that sexual appetite we redditors seem to have.
It's a cold January day (2014), I'm finally back from vacation and... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1407581504 | 1407616933 | t3_2d286u | t5_2to41 | 55 | Large_Tallons: TIFU: by showing my shit to the cleaning staff
It was a quiet evening, my last night of a business trip in Italy, and i had decided to go out and see if i couldn't just get myself a piece of snatch for the evening. I didn't just want to slip out of the room and down to a random bar, i wanted something sp... | 5 | 11 | |
1407583141 | 1409075256 | t3_2d29e1 | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching a guy with a gold tooth
Since it happened after Midnight, it practically is still today so here we go: I got drunk last night in a club called Gonzo. Typical night out, I went by myself and met a whole bunch of old friends. We had a great time and were dancing to sweet rock music. Out of the... | 6 | 16.166667 | |
1407587813 | 1407672759 | t3_2d2d6g | t5_2to41 | 1 | reditthroaway: Tifu by suggesting we watch porn while having sex
In July me and my boyfriend (gay couple) celebrated our 3 year anniversary of dating. Everything was going well the whole day and at the end of the day we felt like it was time to do the deed but my boyfriend wasn't up to it (due to plumbing issues). No w... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1407589365 | 1407605109 | t3_2d2eox | t5_2to41 | 41 | RedEvoLight: TIFU by shitting all over my house!
This happened a while ago not today.
It was almost the end of the day at school and I was sitting in class. I asked to be excused from class early that day as I needed to take a shit (obviously I just told the teacher I wasn't feeling well and he let me leave the class)... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1407593428 | 1407594367 | t3_2d2iv0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing his grandma was here.
[deleted]: What do you think she was doing on her ipad?
Old ladies need a fap too
[deleted]: Lol my friend said she had been reading on it for an hour before I came in, so it seemed like she was really into her book hopefully?
[deleted]: Or james deen
[deleted]: Y... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1407593673 | 1407607331 | t3_2d2j61 | t5_2to41 | 63 | comeoneilleen: TIFU by giving my gf a howling orgasm in public
I've been inspired by reading the sexual escapades of other f-ups to make my first post. So it was back when I was in my early 20's. My gf and I had a healthy appetite for sex in public. The danger of getting caught amped up the excitement. So on this o... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1407602904 | 1407660350 | t3_2d2k5q | t5_2to41 | 6 | henrebotha: Unsolicited kissing is sexual assault, especially since you were masturbating at the time. You have to realise, right now, that what you did is rape, even if you didn't know.
[deleted]: Well....not quite rape. Sexual assult, yeah, but not rape. Jeez.
henrebotha: He involved an unwilling participant in a sex... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1407597233 | 1407635560 | t3_2d2nep | t5_2to41 | 2,441 | Lightfail: TIFU by letting my toads croak.
Many moons ago, at the irresponsible age of 13, I owned two "fire belly toads", who resided happily in a tank I spent way too much time working on. Them, being toads, only had to eat twice a week, and I would fulfill their hunger by sending innocent crickets to their inevitabl... | 12 | 203.416667 | |
1407599333 | 1407659201 | t3_2d2qgg | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by sticking in my....
I regret so much about this night. I regret the fallout that will result from all of this. I picked up one of my workers from a bar. She is all alone this week because her fiance is on a trip to Utah to visit his family who hates her for not being a good Mormon. I invite my two fri... | 12 | 2.25 | |
1407600166 | 1407643601 | t3_2d2roo | t5_2to41 | 16 | ShamedShamedShamed: tifu my printing out facebook pics of my gf's best friend so I could masturbate onto them.
I made a terrible error last evening. I have been doing this for a long time but had kept it secret, of course. I print out pictures of my girlfriends best friend, and put them on the floor. I take off my clot... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1407599019 | 1407634604 | t3_2d2pzs | t5_2to41 | 23 | SnewpDoge: TIFU by jizzing on my mechanical keyboard
So earlier today I decided that it would be a good idea to rub out my "barrel", So I proceeded to do just that. About 15 minutes later it was time to shoot my bullets, the moment was intense. But all of a sudden right as I pull the "trigger" I forget that I don't hav... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1407601167 | 1407633007 | t3_2d2t5a | t5_2to41 | 23 | LordDiggersby: TIFU by shoulder tackling a random girl
First time poster and no this wasn't today... It all happened when I was kindergarten so I was 5(now 18). Now, I haven't had much experience with making friends since it was my first year of school in general. I ended up befriending another dude whose name I can't ... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1407599202 | 1407822544 | t3_2d2q96 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking coffee
I went to the gym and started doing deep squats, I found out my body does not tolerate caffein at all.
[deleted]: and you accidentally came on your family member after cutting up jalapenos?? classic!
psyduckyourself: No i shit myself
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407599928 | 1407620949 | t3_2d2rba | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU By Soaking My In-Law's Food In My Excrement
This happened on the night I first met my now-wife's parents. My wife and I were newly engaged at the time and this was a big deal for me and I wanted to make a good first impression.
Right at the end of our chat I need to go and use the bathroom. I sit down,... | 3 | 11 | |
1407605047 | 1407610232 | t3_2d2yn3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by washing my pubes.
This actually happened last night, not today. So, I have been dating this girl for about two weeks and last night was the night I was positive we would have sex. Knowing this was a big day, I showered thoroughly before the date that would take place later that night. Long story shor... | 4 | 2 | |
1407599982 | 1407608043 | t3_2d2re1 | t5_2to41 | 137 | thivai: TIFU by hooking up with my high school crush
This happened during the summer of my sophomore year in college. I was visiting my mom and ran into my high school crush who was going to the university there. I had told her how I felt right before high school ended, and I think she was flattered but also overwhelme... | 4 | 34.25 | |
1407598022 | 1407618316 | t3_2d2oip | t5_2to41 | 69 | hoosiernative09: TIFU by offending my students
This was yesterday morning at school. I am a male teacher at the hs level. During my all girls PE class we were playing kickball. One of the girls stepped up and booted the ball for a pop fly. The outfielder catches it and I yell "Nice Snatch", as the female principal is w... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1407605171 | 1407623908 | t3_2d2yu1 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU By becoming a baby daddy
Two days ago I went to this party with my friend Josh. I meet this girl Ashley and we really hit it off, after a few drinks we go back to my place and commence sexy time. We begin making out and other erotic things (you guys know). Knowing I don't have any condoms I ask her if s... | 12 | 2.333333 | |
1407605903 | 1407685687 | t3_2d2zw8 | t5_2to41 | 1,023 | Tacodogs27: TIFU drunkenly vomiting all over a dude's dick (NSFW)
Okay so giving the background to this story-
I'm a girl and my friends and I had been invited to come over to a house full of hot guys to chill. So naturally we go, and there's one hot guy i talk to the most, and we click and talk more and play beer pong... | 14 | 73.071429 | |
1407606854 | 1407727705 | t3_2d318k | t5_2to41 | 232 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally feeding my blind handicapped brother pot cookies
I bought a pack of 4 pot cookies in denver last week and finally made them. I'm house sitting and watching my 30 year old blind, handicapped brother. I ate one cookie and passed out from it. I put them on top of the fridge so he wouldn't ... | 6 | 38.666667 | |
1407608236 | 1407676519 | t3_2d335x | t5_2to41 | 102 | vbsteez: tifu and til that dish soap and dishwasher soap cannot be used for the same things
23y/o bachelor living in studio apartment. currently late to my job at a restaurant because i loaded my dishwasher, didnt have any more dishwasher detergent, shrugged, and put in squeeze bottle dishsoap.
hopped in my shower and... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1407609304 | 1407613373 | t3_2d34qp | t5_2to41 | 13 | razoman: TIFU by drinking too much in Italy (long read)
You can all thank my buddy for prompting me to post this one. The good response in my [previous fuck up](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2cy35p/tifu_by_not_being_gentle/) from you guys makes me want to share this more... unique... fuck up too. I think it'll ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1407610610 | 1407676423 | t3_2d36oe | t5_2to41 | 19 | this_isnt_my_main1: TIFU by wearing the wrong shirt at the wrong time
This actually happened several years ago when I was 12, but I fucked up all the same.
I was on a family vacation and we were visiting some family who lived in a suburb of Calgary. They had season tickets for the local baseball team, and we went to s... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1407612413 | 1407653246 | t3_2d399e | t5_2to41 | 972 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by unknowingly waging a relentless downvoting campaign... with my boobs.
rxcowboy: Bull fucking shit.
One, that's not how that works. Comments aren't an even distance apart, and you have to press up then down to vote. Continuous pressure doesn't work.
Second, even in an upright position your t... | 12 | 81 | |
1407612093 | 1407788384 | t3_2d38tq | t5_2to41 | 9 | puzzlegirl14: TIFU by swearing at some Mormon missionaries
This wasn't today, it was a few months ago actually, but I didn't have a reddit account months ago, so here we are:
It was about 8:00 at night and already dark and my mom and I were in the porch putting our things on to go for a walk. There are probably a few t... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1407613221 | 1407617522 | t3_2d3ah3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | I-trusted-you: TIFU by table topping
Let's time travel real quick to 2 years ago because today I really fucked up. It was like any other school day, the grass was green and the sun aligned with the planets. School had just ended and the Megalomaniac seniors rose from hell -_- they began to table top (one person kneels ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407609264 | 1407616350 | t3_2d34p0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | inhisprime: TIFU by drinking orange jucie.
Some_NSA_Spy: It could've been worse, you could like be stabbed or something
TheBomar: YOU DRANK MY FUCKING OJ! *stab*
| 3 | 1 | |
1407614557 | 1407632850 | t3_2d3cfs | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaking rotten watermelon everywhere as well as letting flies breed in my mom's car
This is my first post, please have mercy.
This post didn't happen today like many TIFUs, but happened about 2 weeks ago.
Okay, let's start off with some back story, so about a week before the incident, my mom said I... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407616028 | 1408661296 | t3_2d3ekk | t5_2to41 | 20 | ChiefMal: TIFU by Shitting myself and ruining 2 pairs of $300 jeans in the process
After a weekend of partying and eating garbage in New Orleans with friends, I flew back home. I was hungover for a couple of days, but wasn't experiencing the stomach problems that I thought would have come sooner. I realize now that may... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1407616084 | 1407633162 | t3_2d3enh | t5_2to41 | 12 | TysonDad: TIFU by shaving...
So, since 2010, I have maintained a pretty reasonable looking goatee. So, being that today is my wedding anniversary, and it was looking pretty unruly, I decided to trim it up. I couldn't find the guard to control the length I was shaving off, so I figured I'd shaved enough I know how to do... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1407615987 | 1407617306 | t3_2d3eij | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to destroy my underpants
First off: I was six years old, so this did not happen today.
A friend of our family used to host parties at his house in the forest. One night I really had to take a dump, but this house did not have a regular toilet, it only had an outhouse. I did not want to go to ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1407617118 | 1407618651 | t3_2d3g86 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [NSFW]TIFU by popping a spot on my bollocks
No throwaway because who uses those anyway?[](/sp)
Nothing huge, but over the last few days I noticed a spot/lump building up on the left side of my ballsack. Wasn't that big, but it was kind of uncomfortable so I decided to pop it, especially since it was growing... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407617318 | 1407628353 | t3_2d3giz | t5_2to41 | 13 | IBonedOprah: TIFU and used "NIGGARDLY" in /r/news.
pamplemus: come on, stop playing a fool. you used it in a thread about racism over equally suitable synonyms. i'm not saying you should have been banned, but there's an obvious reason its use has fallen out of fashion.
EDIT: [this](http://i.imgur.com/jeDdHNG.jpg) is ... | 11 | 1.181818 | |
1407617507 | 1407637380 | t3_2d3gsh | t5_2to41 | 118 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to pick up a girl with my mom only 50 feet from me.
(Im 16 years old)
I was woken up early by my mother, 7AM to be precise, and I hadn't slept till 4AM the last night, so I was practically running on fumes for someone who usually sleeps till noon.
She told me we were going to a new farmer... | 11 | 10.727273 | |
1407616557 | 1407622728 | t3_2d3fd4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Eyevoree: TIFU by drinking milk straight out of the carton.
Pretty mild, considering some of the things on /r/TIFU but really disgusting nonetheless.
I occasionally do this in the morning when I'm taking medication but don't feel like drinking a whole glass of milk. I grabbed the carton and briefly looked at the expi... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1407619331 | 1407622885 | t3_2d3jbk | t5_2to41 | 9 | metal_lover1012: TIFU by wearing shorts while mowing.
So, earlier today I decided to mow grass since it had not started raining yet. The cover where the grass blows out (I don't know what this is called) had come off last week and my boyfriend hasn't taken the time to fix it yet. Anyway, I'm in the backyard when I mow ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407619780 | 1407775757 | t3_2d3jy2 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Z-dub44: TIFU by creating a bio weapon with my uncle.
This happened when i was only 7. I had gotten a brand new science kit for my birthday. Inside was a cool jar for me to grow mold in. This is where everything went wrong. I asked my uncle if he could help me grow mold. He put in a small piece of bread, some mustard, ... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1407620686 | 1407651953 | t3_2d3l9g | t5_2to41 | 15 | adamclmns: TIFU By standing too close to the automatic air freshener...
I have an automatic air freshener that let's out a light mist of "fresh linen" scent every so often. It's also motion activated.
The frehener is situated on the kitchen bar. No one sits there, so it's been there for nearly a month. I'm talking to ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1407620901 | 1407709117 | t3_2d3lje | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by performing anilingus and getting a little to "excited" while doing it.
First, let me premise this by saying I eat asshole all the time. It's a fetish of mine. I just love licking asshole. I have described it many times on reddit. I also have always lived in college towns except for the 3-years I ... | 7 | 7 | |
1407622158 | 1407636193 | t3_2d3nal | t5_2to41 | 21 | Crabs4Sale: TIFU by accidentally telling a bartender she's ugly
I work as a mobile DJ. I get to go to a lot of cool venues to perform for parties and events. This particular night I'm setting up for a wedding next to the bar. I have about 12 lights I use to uplight the room to make the party seem classier than it actua... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1407623654 | 1407628502 | t3_2d3pec | t5_2to41 | 16 | mnfats: TIFU by watching a tween twerk.
soalone34: Wtf? I didn't know it was illegal to look at people. Honestly what does she think is going to happen if she does that in public? Did her family know she was twerking?
mnfats: It never came up. I was doing my best to keep everyone calm.
soalone34: wellgifts impressiv... | 4 | 4 | |
1407626393 | 1407635385 | t3_2d3t59 | t5_2to41 | 34 | atalossthrowawayacct: TIFU..Lost her, Crashed car, Burned apt. Baby on the way....
This Week I fucked up... By loosing my fiance, setting our apt kitchen on fire, minor fender bender. and worrying her.
This is just a recap of what happened this past week its really a TWIFU .
A little background
Been with her (we wil... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1407626254 | 1407791575 | t3_2d3sxy | t5_2to41 | 26 | Therongwayround: TIFU by sending 2 young women very much in love to the wrong area.
When I say 2 young women very much in love I mean 2 women about to lick each other's body's from head to toe in one of those very lovely 4 to 5 minute films. And when I say area I mean TV.
I like to watch a bit of lesbian porn so snuc... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1407625891 | 1407642326 | t3_2d3sge | t5_2to41 | 25 | Throwaway_126: TIFU by being a hormonal teenager (NSFW)
So a couple weeks ago, I decided to take my now ex-girlfriend back on my property for a few hours in hopes of messing around some. We'd been together about a month and we'd already been pretty open with each others bodies, but we hadn't gone all the way yet. Anywa... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1407627624 | 1407656287 | t3_2d3uud | t5_2to41 | 619 | gotdicksucked: TIFU by drunkenly letting my friend suck my dick
This happened a few months ago, but only recently became a fuck up. I havethis good friend, we'll call him B, he is 29 and I'm 20. B is a cool guy, hardcore muslim background, but married to a non-muslim woman for the past 5 years, we'll call her M. One da... | 6 | 103.166667 | |
1407629405 | 1407630790 | t3_2d3x3a | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU when I pooped in a handicap stall just not at a good time.
So I just found out about /r/TIFU but this happened to me around when the avengers movie came out.
I am sure we have all heard of the classic game doornob. When you fart everyone can punch you if they call doornobs on you.
Well anyway, we were... | 3 | 1 | |
1407631936 | 1407685950 | t3_2d40g2 | t5_2to41 | 472 | Brownisthenewwhite: TIFU by failing to cum or shit for a week.
So I recently returned from a week-long vacation with my family. Like most people, I try to avoid jerking off on trips, considering you’re always surrounded by family. After we returned, my sister, mom, and brother went to a concert without me, and that lef... | 7 | 67.428571 | |
1407630928 | 1408057922 | t3_2d3z4i | t5_2to41 | 17 | RandiRoo: TIFU By not checking Facebook frequently/ Finally checking Facebook
Back Story: This summer I was forced to move 3 hours away from my friends our last summer before college. Today I found out my older cousin in NC was in a car wreck, off a mountain, so already a bad day.
Today I am in a Skype call with my bo... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1407631448 | 1407645815 | t3_2d3zu0 | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by being baited into buying an expensive CS:GO knife
A combination of me being naive and stupid lead me to the purchase of an over priced cs:go knife. It all started when this stranger adding me on Skype, not very unusual since I put a runescape account on a forum site for sale so I could buy RP for a g... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1407630000 | 1407633705 | t3_2d3xx6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | ipepperspraypeople: TIFU by pepper-spraying my friend.
So, this is a throwaway because my usual account is for educational posts.
About 3 nights ago, at around 1:30-ish I woke up because I needed to pee really badly, as I was coming out of my sleepy daze and sitting up to get to the bathroom, I hear footsteps coming f... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1407622974 | 1407640420 | t3_2d3ofl | t5_2to41 | 26 | laasek: TIFU by helping a mother out.
This happened last summer and names are fictional.
At the time i lived in a complex and next door lived a friend of mine named Jake.
One morning i was walking to my car and I meet Jakes mother Sharon.
>Me: "Ah youve come to visit Jake have you?" i ask.
>S: "Yeah, he said... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1407633708 | 1407645376 | t3_2d42pj | t5_2to41 | 4 | Zekester3000: TIFU by talking.
Teotwawki69: I don't think you had anything to do with this. Sounds like there are issues between your parents and you're assuming a bigger role in it than you actually have.
Also, learn the difference between subject and object prepositions, mkay?
Zekester3000: mmkay :)
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407634343 | 1407645823 | t3_2d43il | t5_2to41 | 6 | nuttin_witty: TIFU by accidentally texting someone the name of a terrorist group.
Seniornosleep: What did you type, out of curiosity?
nuttin_witty: Isis. All the genocide of Christians going on in Iraq and Syria, yeah that's them.
Lost4Cause: It's got many uses, the most famous of which is mythological.
http://en.wi... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1407636942 | 1407650939 | t3_2d46tz | t5_2to41 | 84 | zenkai_shogun: TIFU by jerking off in front of my neighbor
This happened this afternoon. So to put context to the situation I was jerking it like usual; i have the summer off from college, i had the house to myself and every guy knows free house coupled with summer boredom the only logical thing to do is rub a couple o... | 7 | 12 | |
1407634591 | 1407639112 | t3_2d43ud | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my ex-fwb find a couple on craigslist to have a foursome with
Let me start off by saying my grammar, writing skills aren't the best.
I had a fwb for a few months, and we find couples to fuck and whatnot. However, we only had one successful hookup with another couple which was pretty amazing.... | 3 | 5 | |
1407636796 | 1407725641 | t3_2d46n7 | t5_2to41 | 125 | AlbatrossNow: TIFU by fixing my constipation
So, I have been constipated for the past 4 days. The first 2 days I thought nothing of it. Then I realized, "Huh, I haven't pooped in a while. I must be constipated!" Fast forward 2 more days of trying water, exercise, fiber, etc, and nothing is working. I just decided to ca... | 4 | 31.25 | |
1407639019 | 1407640469 | t3_2d49gw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing too much league of legends
So last night I went out with my friends to a bar.
Some personal background: I'm naturally shy and have really low self esteem and can't talk to girls properly.
Anyways, this girl came up to me and started talking to me. I'm pretty sure she was not interested in... | 5 | 1 | |
1407641151 | 1407658837 | t3_2d4c9t | t5_2to41 | 66 | dogecoin_pleasures: TIFU by unwittingly having my mother follow my reddit comments as if they were a fun blog
Let me give some context to this fuckup by saying: my old reddit account had grown to almost 4000 comment karma after more than a year of frequenting embarrassing subreddits such as the likes of r/foreveralone,... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1407639466 | 1407643966 | t3_2d4a2q | t5_2to41 | 54 | theoneirologist: TIFU using AirPlay
For those who don't know what airplay is, it's a way to stream pictures, videos, movies, etc. to your TV through an Apple TV off of your device. The family was in town today , aunts, uncles, grandparents, everyone. I was showing my new Apple TV to my grandma and how I could throw a Y... | 3 | 18 | |
1407644422 | 1407746611 | t3_2d4giz | t5_2to41 | 7,037 | [deleted]: TIFU By Unknowingly Masturbating In Public For Years
This is from when I was young, which is quite a few years ago, before internet porn.
First of all, a bit of scene-setting information. Our house was in a cul-de-sac, up on a hill and it was the only two-story house in a neighborhood of single-story houses... | 13 | 541.307692 | |
1407645711 | 1407650357 | t3_2d4i2k | t5_2to41 | 15 | lmaoguard: TIFU by having sex with the girl who tied a rakhi on me.
Today is rakshabandan - a festival in India where a sister ties on a thread ( rakhi) onto her brothers wrist . This is supposed to give the elder brother good health/prosperity, etc. I don't know the real reason.
But anyways that is what rakshabandh... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1407646361 | 1407647086 | t3_2d4itc | t5_2to41 | 4 | jess_write: Just ate a whole pizza
ANonMeUS: Tomorrow will be miserable...I know how that feels and I feel for you. It's always good to give in every now and then to stay sane...
jess_write: Im sure it will. Le sigh.
ANonMeUS: I've actually been thinking a lot about this recently and it's a little frightening...thes... | 4 | 1 | |
1407647180 | 1407649168 | t3_2d4jre | t5_2to41 | 115 | borrowingyourcarLOL: TIFU in a company meeting by showing everyone Youjizz.com
I started a new job at an advertising company 3 weeks ago, and as I've been getting trained and ramped up I've gotten pretty confident in my abilities as a manager leading meetings.
At this point, I guess I should probably say I'm a regular... | 4 | 28.75 | |
1407648360 | 1407650434 | t3_2d4l0b | t5_2to41 | 7 | DAF99: TIFU by almost having my best friend break up with her boyfriend
This was probably one of my biggest fuck ups during my time at high school. Alright, so I'll preface the story by saying my friend and I (let's call her Sarah) came over to my house to spend the night. My parents were really chill with her staying ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407648626 | 1407650376 | t3_2d4l9w | t5_2to41 | 3 | Kealion: TIFU by getting a co-worker in more trouble when trying to back them up
MikeRabsitch: You should have called her out on the "if I don't eat something, I'm going to throw up everywhere." Does not compute.
Kealion: I had a line of people quickly backing up and I'm just as wrong as she is if I get snippy with he... | 3 | 1 |
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