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1407759176 | 1407984799 | t3_2d884y | t5_2to41 | 50 | N4MMER: TIFU by burning a spider's leg near my bed
Something I deeply regret will now haunt me as I thought tonight would be one of those typical evenings. At first I never noticed but this whole time a spider had built a large web that connects almost near my door and my bedroom frame... I could say I'm somewhat lucky... | 5 | 10 | |
1407761051 | 1407763487 | t3_2d8abz | t5_2to41 | 10 | DiscoDanTheDiscoMan: TIFU by trusting my twin brother
So this happened about a year ago and it has made me a little scared of sharp objects since. So I have a twin brother and he's just like one of my friends so I trust him a fair bit. Well one day we were in the backyard chopping down a tree with saws and pruning shea... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1407761023 | 1407762893 | t3_2d8ab3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | candyrainbow: TIFU by opening my big mouth.
And we've been having a huge fruit fly problem lately...
Me - 2
Fruit flies.... well, I consider this 1.
Gross.
hank_moo_d: TIFU by reading this.
wofedoge: this. made me laugh
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1407763472 | 1407796460 | t3_2d8deu | t5_2to41 | 433 | KaptianKrush: TIFU by not disposing of my condoms properly
Like most TIFU this did not happen today. When I was in highschool my girlfriend and I would get hot and heavy in my parents basement because the upstairs was sweltering hot in the summer. This was our cool bang resort. Since she was not on the pill and I didn'... | 8 | 54.125 | |
1407765396 | 1407766697 | t3_2d8g5z | t5_2to41 | 11 | eoswald: TIFU by releasing the jungle juice too late
Several years ago, when I was in college and living off campus I threw a party at my residence for about 40 of my friends. We had a keg of typical beer (say, PBR) and drank if during and after watching a baseball game. Earlier in the day I had made some jungle juic... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1407767279 | 1407855208 | t3_2d8j4c | t5_2to41 | 93 | Aersor: TIFU By going for a NSA Fuck.
So this just happened last night. I am on my Grindr checking out the talent. Then i get messaged by a guy up for some NSA (No Strings Attached). Now at this moment i am extremely horny so i decide to go along with it. He picks me up and i get into the car and he is very very hyper ... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1407767872 | 1407796146 | t3_2d8k3t | t5_2to41 | 4,723 | WookieMcspunion: TIFU by looking at some cheerleaders
I was driving home on a small residential street and noticed some cheerleaders practicing right off the side of the road. They were straight ahead and I had to make a left turn. I was still kind of glancing back at them while making the turn and didn't see caution s... | 25 | 188.92 | |
1407767279 | 1407776111 | t3_2d8j4f | t5_2to41 | 45 | Ilayer: TIFU by telling my boyfriend I'm cheating.
My relationship with my boyfriend is long-distance, and there are trust issues due to mistakes on my part. We're trying to overcome these problems, but it's still rocky at times.
I just spent five days visiting him, which all went pretty well. When I got on the plan... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1407767625 | 1407773445 | t3_2d8jpo | t5_2to41 | 23 | throwaway_no_au_plz: TIFU by having a memory lapse.
*It was a Monday*
*A day like any other day*
*I left a small town*
*For the ~~Apple~~ Lion in decay...*
Sorry, couldn't resist some Foreigner lyrics since I've got a long Monday left ahead of me.
_____
After a great weekend I awoke to head into work. A lit... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1407774100 | 1407810553 | t3_2d8v1a | t5_2to41 | 7 | PM_Me_for_friend: TIFU by having socks in my pocket
Happened an hour ago. I was filling up with gas and put my wallet on the top of my car for some reason. After I filled up I didn't check for it because the weight and space That my wallet normally takes it up was occupied by socks that I put there because my hungover ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407781921 | 1407791800 | t3_2d8zzm | t5_2to41 | 5 | CrossWired: TXT: We had some good things about us that I thought we might want to entertain until either of us find someone more suited for long term entertainment, thoughts?
rob_var: TXT: DTF tonight?
CrossWired: Depending on their relationship, yours might be better.
parox91: idk why you guys got downvoted. i chuck... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1407778577 | 1407810597 | t3_2d9395 | t5_2to41 | 16 | caughtslipping: TIFU by wanking in front of my brother (NSFW)
My family built a new house and my room is in the basement. Currently, I'm the only person living in the new house. My room has no curtains up to the windows and they're kind of in the ground, so anyone walking by can peer down and see what's going on. The o... | 4 | 4 | |
1407776494 | 1407808376 | t3_2d8zgg | t5_2to41 | 950 | mipyman1: TIFU by telling a girl I wanted her cock
Like most stories on here, this happened a while ago,a year and a half ago to be exact. So I apologize in advance.
It was right before Christmas break of my freshman year, and we were happening upon the biotech unit of our course which means we were split up into grou... | 9 | 105.555556 | |
1407777014 | 1407798620 | t3_2d90ct | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU by mastrubating infront of a maid
This happened yesterday but it's hit and miss internet connection.
About mid day I left the pool and went to the room to have a tactical wank like many people would.
I have my iPad in front of me and browse gonewild until I find a decent photo. Towards the end I hear a ... | 8 | 9.375 | |
1407781240 | 1407869904 | t3_2d98fj | t5_2to41 | 39 | cgatlanta: TIFU by video taping a high school modern dance class.
This didn't happen today. It happened almost 30 years ago and it still haunts me. Not every day, but sometimes it shoots to the forefront of my consciousness. My stomach will drop a little and my brow will sweat. Almost 30 years.
I went to a rather lar... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1407777924 | 1407828932 | t3_2d91zr | t5_2to41 | 43 | journeyman369: TIFU - I scared a little girl on the bus to the point of weeping loudly and didn't mean to.
Sometimes I have a tic where I roll my eyes up all the way and only the white parts can be seen. I got on a bus and this happened as I was taking a seat and a little 4-year-old girl (she could have been 5 - I don'... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1407781654 | 1407804329 | t3_2d998w | t5_2to41 | 37 | Mark-Fuckerburg: TIFU by giving her the wrong number three times then accidentally groping her
Happened a few years ago but I still cringe thinking about it. So there was this girl (lets call her S) who was pretty obviously into me. I'm talking like an assload of relationship-y physical contact, spending almost all of ... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1407782847 | 1407792735 | t3_2d9bnj | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwaway1234589906: TIFU and now have a 'one that got away'
Okay so like many other posts in TIFU my FU was not today but rather over the course of about a year or so. To begin with some backstory... I studied abroad Jan to June of 2010 in a southern hemisphere country where I was, for the first time in my life, compl... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407781085 | 1407784458 | t3_2d9847 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by blasting twerk music to a gang of children during story time. (NSFW) language
Yesterday I was walking through the bookstore and jamming to Twerk Tape on my iphone using the black planet radio app. Basically a station that plays awesome music that lets me pretend I'm one of those rap guys girlfriends... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1407785742 | 1407799917 | t3_2d9h9j | t5_2to41 | 4 | sam-sung: TIFU by letting an student quote Rambo at a School Meeting
I work at a school, in the computer lab. Every monday morning, the school host a general meeting, in which students talk about social, health and environmental topics. Each teacher must prepare students for the monday meeting. Last week a Literature t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407786061 | 1407788164 | t3_2d9hvv | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling a girl on a date that she shouldn't be so sure of herself. She shook my hand when she left.
I honestly don't know what to feel right now.
It was a second date. I really liked the girl. She was smart, funny, interesting, and passionate. Beautiful to boot, particularly her hair, which was a ta... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1407787779 | 1407850127 | t3_2d9i0q | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Ya, I'm trying to think of how you're gonna get yourself out of this one. I suppose you delete everything eh? The one thing that may help is to be completely honest and put your cards on the table. Show here what you've been doing and let her watch you delete your craigslist ad and any porn subscriptions.... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407786410 | 1407809218 | t3_2d9iki | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking for Amanda. Always ask for the opposite gender, Reddit!
My friend has been with her husband for ten years and married for 5. They have a beautiful daughter. She's felt that he's been acting strange for a while. A few nights ago she found some provocative texts between the him and a coworker, s... | 3 | 4 | |
1407785892 | 1407794770 | t3_2d9hkd | t5_2to41 | 5 | hungryasabear: TIFU by accidentally calling a guy's wife fat
A little back story first: I go to the same bar almost every weekend because it's close to my work and I'm friends with most of the bartenders/bouncers. Because we're all buddies, there is a lot of shit talking that goes on between everyone, but it's all in g... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407787423 | 1407788501 | t3_2d9kgc | t5_2to41 | 19 | awd3495: TIFU by eating Black Bean Soup
Naturally, this happened in the spring or so. I had caught what I thought was a 24 hour stomach bug, and wasn't feeling well. I had fever, my stomach hurt, and I couldn't leave a 30 foot radius of the toilet. I didn't eat anything all day, and at dinner time, I was hungry. My mom... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1407788488 | 1407791850 | t3_2d9mig | t5_2to41 | 45 | executiverocker: TIFU by talking to my GF about my female friend and her full package
I live with my pregnant girlfriend, who after 17 weeks of growing our child, has run through a whole range of emotions.
I have a friend called Jen, who the GF knows, however last night we were tweeting and for some reason she couldn'... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1407789752 | 1407790284 | t3_2d9oxo | t5_2to41 | 7 | learnng2breathe: TIFU By not locking the door [NSFW]
Gheazu: Who were these other people
learnng2breathe: namely me and my girlfriend but also my brother
Gheazu: [Your brother](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/BqzJ_2s65WaMAft8hpwE0grp2iV8drAGHwfqa4x2x5LdouGxjPT2F_FmQA6B-34ghRSR7BzKTH0dAfAbtf7dv3dLUmtl9dsIkOArxTdD1D... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1407791740 | 1407798528 | t3_2d9snc | t5_2to41 | 9 | TrailMixGirl: TIFU by smudging my makeup....
So this morning, as I was putting on my foundation and blush, I accidentally smudged on some bluish grayish color onto my cheek, not far below my eye. I tried to get it off, but it didn't come off easily, so I put some powder over it and went on my way.
Fifteen minutes late... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1407793157 | 1407809649 | t3_2d9vdf | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being mean to a little girl.
So, I babysit a group of girls and they've wanted to learn a thing or two about high heels. Nothing wrong with that.
I've decided to demonstrate.
''Walk from heel to toe,'' I've told them. ''Like this. It's different from walking in flats.''
''Is this right, Miss?'' o... | 4 | 2 | |
1407793351 | 1407793991 | t3_2d9vqt | t5_2to41 | 17 | pardonmytits27: TIFU by telling my boss I had a dick drawing competition at work.
Yeah so basically it is just as it sounds...I had a dick drawing competition with a friend and it was Friday afternoon so I was having a few beers after work with a few of my coworkers and told them about my dick drawing competition, foll... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1407793280 | 1407795080 | t3_2d9vlp | t5_2to41 | 5 | taatifu: Tifu by "beating the meat"
soalone34: Do you not have a lock on the door?
taatifu: I do but if you turn the knob fast enough you can open the door even if its locked
soalone34: o.o did your mom walk in on purpose...?
taatifu: No. i don't think she knew i was in there, she was about to walk in before she saw m... | 5 | 1 | |
1407792612 | 1407794681 | t3_2d9ucb | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my entire county West Nile Virus
Background information:
I work in a lab where we trap, sort, count, and test mosquitoes for various viruses. The process is as follows: We receive the traps between Tuesdays and Fridays. When we receive traps, we freeze the mosquitoes and sort them out by speci... | 3 | 1 | |
1407793563 | 1407798964 | t3_2d9w57 | t5_2to41 | 44 | ouchface1: TIFU: by not cleaning up my facebook
My first time posting here and just writing this hurts deep in my stomach, but maybe the result will be therapeutic or teach someone a lesson of cleaning up their stuff, so they don't get shafted like me.
So basically I wanted to become a cop and finished all the relevan... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1407794515 | 1407821733 | t3_2d9xv4 | t5_2to41 | 117 | SnazzyWazzy: TIFU By getting high with my friends
I'm posting this using my throwaway account because it is too embarrassing to have any kind of attachment to my normal account. So last night, I was hanging out with a couple friends that I've known forever, let's call them Cam and Rob. We're all going off to college so... | 6 | 19.5 | |
1407793888 | 1408078870 | t3_2d9wr7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering a chastity belt to my work address...
Two things;
1. I work in a very strict company when it comes to getting parcels delivered - anything delivered from outside the UK will be opened by security to ensure the contents are safe... We're not supposed to have personal packages sent to work.
... | 4 | 2 | |
1407795361 | 1407807347 | t3_2d9zdn | t5_2to41 | 193 | ilovech33tos: TIFU accidentally hitting the "print now" button, on my cell phone, over my wireless connection, while viewing porn
So this literally just happened about a half hour ago. My mother in law was over at the house and using our home computer. Attached to the computer is the printer, which i also use to print ... | 5 | 38.6 | |
1407795276 | 1407796550 | t3_2d9z8e | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by reposting
Last month I reposted [this picture](http://i.imgur.com/skSpO.jpg) to /r/pics because I though it was cute and I figured Reddit would agree and give me some upvotes for it. Well later today the actual owner of the cat /u/Calcbunny commented on the picture "How come someone else that posts m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407793908 | 1407812370 | t3_2d9wsk | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to tidy up after taking a shower
Okay, so this happened a few years ago to my uncle while he was acting in a show in Florida.
So, my uncle just took a nice relaxing shower, and steps out into the bathroom. Before grabbing a towel and drying off, he decides to pick up all of his laundry that i... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1407796345 | 1407810486 | t3_2da14t | t5_2to41 | 60 | Cashcheckum: TIFU and found pictures of my dad performing cunillingus. Nsfw.
So for whatever reason I was feeling nostalgic. Daydreaming about the past perhaps. Family reunions and christmas time. I decided to raid the box of old photos my dad had stashed in his closet. Even the act of filing though the dusty pictures ... | 4 | 15 | |
1407795424 | 1407801563 | t3_2d9zhn | t5_2to41 | 6 | 12trois: TIFU by being the worst intern ever
In the high school I attended, all the students of one grade were required to perform a certain amount of unpaid work experience. I was initially excited about getting a job at one of my favourite restaurants, but at the last minute that fell through, and I ended up getting ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1407798196 | 1407852268 | t3_2da4er | t5_2to41 | 63 | NekoJustice: TIFU by accidentally poisoning myself at work.
No need for a throwaway here, hahah.
So today I fucked up at work. I work at McDonald's, as a part-time minor. My shift started today at 5:30 pm, and it was supposed to run till 8:30. Well, I got in about 20 minutes early to grab a bite to eat; as I get my mi... | 10 | 6.3 | |
1407799423 | 1407872545 | t3_2da75m | t5_2to41 | 39 | NorthStar10: TIFU by letting my GF drink my urine in front of our friends
My GF and I were hanging out with some friends in my room the other day. I had a couch set up in front of my bed with my computer in front of the couch and some chairs adjacent to the bed and couch. I was on the couch, my girl friend was stretch... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1407801074 | 1407806338 | t3_2daag7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | iwbhokage: TIFU by looking up a pornstars tumblr as my dad walked into the room
So I was looking up Christy Mack because of her recently getting beaten nearly to death by her ex-boyfriend and I foolishly chose to look on her tumblr. Well... Pornstars tumblrs are full of porn... So my father walks in and I'm 21 now and ... | 3 | 2 | |
1407803591 | 1407849905 | t3_2daey5 | t5_2to41 | 215 | AmericanDad01: TIFU by trimming my pubes with a pair of kitchen scissors.
This happened last night, but I'm still feeling the consequences. It was about 10pm and I had the house to myself so, naturally, I texted my girlfriend telling her to come over. We hadn't seen each other in a while so I thought I would do some ... | 5 | 43 | |
1407804442 | 1407810088 | t3_2dagg0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Lazarix: TIFU by telling someone that I loved them
so I accidentally got really ahead of myself and started to like someone. I got ahead of myself because I was feeling very happy for knowing this person and they make me feel great. I said "I think I love you quite a bit". I meant it in a way that said "I think you're ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407798669 | 1407879388 | t3_2da5ia | t5_2to41 | 82 | honeybadger21: TIFU by buying a homeless man socks.
Ok so this isn't me that did this. This is my Dad's TIFU, but he told me to put the story on "that website I spend all day on."
So I will tell the story from his perspective.
"So I get to the gas station to get a couple cheap beers when I see a homeless person h... | 8 | 10.25 | |
1407805882 | 1407810106 | t3_2daiz0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | MyDogSaysHey: TIFU by sleeping with my teacher
johnnywacko: Bullshit. A college teacher can't blackmail you like that. Tell her boss if she fails you.
MyDogSaysHey: I'm conflicted about fucking her life up
Ismokeweeed: She's threatening to fuck yours up. Besides it sounds like she could use some help anyway.
MyDogSay... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1407809665 | 1407856970 | t3_2dapam | t5_2to41 | 401 | RacecarEnginerd: TIFU by moving to Detroit
Unlike most tifu, this did happen today.
This day started out great. It was the (good) first day of a new job. On the way home, I-75 was closed due to heavy rain.
I left for dinner from home, and see flooded street with their sewer drains erupting. Back home to check the ba... | 7 | 57.285714 | |
1407810133 | 1407912631 | t3_2daq0s | t5_2to41 | 42 | havok489: TIFU by trying to leave work early.
This happened about 10 years ago while working for a landscaping company.
I really did not like this job at the time and every day was just harder and harder to get through. It was a summer job at the time, so I knew that it would end soon enough, but this one particular d... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1407799283 | 1407873840 | t3_2da6vy | t5_2to41 | 53 | Avizand: TIFU by soiling my unitard during a JV tournament wrestling match.
Often when I competitively wrestle, I have focus on one thing: The person in front of me. So when I get thrown to the ground, I sometimes I fart. I've come to terms with it, because since the crowd is cheering, and the sweat already makes it st... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1407796976 | 1407858271 | t3_2da28v | t5_2to41 | 6 | AChimimunima: TIFU by getting drunk and pissing off my hero, Jim Jefferies
About a month ago, I was beyond thrilled to finally see the man I look up to and my favorite comedian, Jim Jefferies, live for the first time ever. I had anxiously awaited the day for months, had somehow managed to score free rooms at a casino v... | 3 | 2 | |
1407812670 | 1407951518 | t3_2daufe | t5_2to41 | 6 | AHughes1078: TIFU by asking a co-worker if she is planning on re-coloring her hair
I'm 19. I've worked at a grocery store for over 3 years, and a bunch of my friends work there, as well. There's a woman who works there, too. She's in her late 50s. A couple of months ago, we were talking, and I told her that she looked ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1407814378 | 1407867765 | t3_2dax7a | t5_2to41 | 1,610 | spank_bot: TIFU by watching porn with my wife (NSFW)
So my wife and I are on the couch when she all of a sudden says, "I kinda want to watch porn." YUSSSSS. I'm ready for this. All I have is my smartphone, so instead of letting the mood die while finding and booting up a laptop, I open up my porn browser on my phone. Y... | 8 | 201.25 | |
1407812217 | 1407815985 | t3_2datnl | t5_2to41 | 4 | mrtoocool: TIFU By picking up my used condom after I threw it out of my car
Like most posts this didn't happen today but a few years back...
I was fresh outta college on summer break 2010. I had a girlfriend and lets cut to the chase, we had sex as much as we could. The only problem was we both still stayed at home. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407814938 | 1407815235 | t3_2day3d | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU By Watching Mrs Doubtfire
[deleted]: I was watching Jumanji last night after having an hour long conversation with my boyfriend about his movies that consisted of a YouTube stand up comedy battle session showing our favorites to each other and arguing which was best.
We may have assisted.
Dougmvp: Wow.... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1407816657 | 1407825548 | t3_2db0pf | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a motorbike accident due to blue balls - NSFW
This happened many years ago, when I owned my first road motorbike.
So I had been around this girl's house, we shall call her Penny. I had been friendly with Penny online for about a month, but this was the first time I had met up with her. She i... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407818588 | 1407923593 | t3_2db3eu | t5_2to41 | 21 | gwthrowaway25: TIFU by causing a girl to delete her gonewild account
Yesterday I was on gonewild and saw a pic of a poster that was VERY popular. Something seemed familiar. I couldn't place it. I looked through her past submissions, looking through her hundreds of gonewild photos... And then it came to me. That body, t... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1407818579 | 1408428493 | t3_2db3ea | t5_2to41 | 65 | watchOUTiBITE: TIFU-By agreeing to buy my roommate a sex toy
TIFU- So today my roommate asked me to buy her a sex toy. And I agreed to it. She is pregnant and didn't think it a wise choice to go out looking for a fuck buddy so me being stupid agreed to it. So we are looking at this toy website and she asks if I have ev... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
1407819554 | 1407824478 | t3_2db4mq | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by talking dirty
So me and the girl I was having sex with, were having sex of course, a couple of hours ago, and she's facing me, were sideways and she's soaking wet. I was so surprised, and I usually talk dirty really well cause I thought I'd finished saying dumb shit like this, but I go, "it's so wet ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1407821550 | 1407846939 | t3_2db77y | t5_2to41 | -40 | exhaustedmom: TIFU by crying first day on job.
I am a grown woman who started the water works and couldn't effectively stop them at work today. Literally today.
I have worked Customer Service positions for years. An irate individual is no surprise to me, and I have felt confident in such interactions. Today, first day... | 11 | -3.636364 | |
1407823058 | 1407855283 | t3_2db91b | t5_2to41 | 376 | RooftopHoodlum: TIFU by grabbing a vagina
This actually happened yesterday, but I digress.
Setting: my friend's car. Time: 1am or some shit like that, I don't know.
A few friends and I were just leaving a frequented watering hole of ours, so naturally, we mosey on back to the car to figure out what's next. A few ide... | 9 | 41.777778 | |
1407823709 | 1407830966 | t3_2db9sx | t5_2to41 | 121 | tinp16: [NSFW] TIFU by lasting longer than the dude...
So this story starts a few weeks ago... This super attractive guy (let's call him Mark), and I started talking. Ya know, casual stuff. Not much going on. One night, I got drunk and started texting him that I thought he was attractive. Ever since then, he started ta... | 8 | 15.125 | |
1407822655 | 1407871734 | t3_2db8js | t5_2to41 | 9 | heilspawn: TIFU by getting a bunch of people banned at my high school (this was a long time ago)
When I was in I school I was a little shit. Once I ran out to the foot ball field and grabbed the football and ran though the courtyard an to the cafeteria. I saw a bunch of people by the door (inside the doors have window... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1407824339 | 1408023863 | t3_2dbaik | t5_2to41 | 22 | sententialelf: TIFU by criticizing my boyfriend's religious views
Yeah okay fine this didn't happen today but anyways...
My new bf (we were about 3 months in at this point) comes over to spend the night at my place after we had made up from a fairly large fight. The night went well, although I had a rather strange dre... | 10 | 2.2 | |
1407824257 | 1407870295 | t3_2dbaev | t5_2to41 | 90 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing a 12 year old's dick.
This actually happened 7 years ago in my first hear of highschool.
**Prologue**: In the summer of 2007, i was a 12 year old child, avidly engage in outdoor activity with my peers, this was the peak of my physical fitness and this is evident in my performance throughout... | 3 | 30 | |
1407825942 | 1407856684 | t3_2dbc89 | t5_2to41 | 11 | InvalidFish: TIFU because I didn't know she was a biter. (NSFW)
First time poster, long time lurker. If I messed anything up, let me know and I'll fix it. Names replaced with letters.
[TL;DWTR: (Too long, don't want to read)](/s "Tried to have sexual relations with a woman, she bit my lip and neck so hard and so many ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1407830298 | 1407913071 | t3_2dbgc9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | skinneybee: TIFU by getting more then I paid for when parasailing in Tunisia... [NSFW]
As many other TIFUs this didn't happend today, but it doesn't make the story less fun. I was a 15 year old skinny boy, traveling to Tunisia with my handball team for a training camp and fun social activities. We where about 12-15 fro... | 4 | 3 | |
1407830890 | 1407865548 | t3_2dbgtf | t5_2to41 | 430 | forgot_2_throwaway: TIFU by losing the condom [nsfw]
Let’s start off with a little background. This all happened a few months ago and at that time I was very new to the whole sex thing. As in, i’d had sex a few times but it still sort of hurt a little and I really didn’t know what the fuck I was doing. So, after my fir... | 7 | 61.428571 | |
1407829807 | 1407891941 | t3_2dbfyj | t5_2to41 | 3 | derpercat: TIFU by physically rejecting my friend...
TheGwolo: have sex with those you want to. Don't do it out of pity or to save him the rejection. Trust me. tell him its not for you.
Unless you want a fuckbuddy. then tell em that.
derpercat: True. I'm not a casual sex person, had he told me that he was interested ... | 3 | 1 | |
1407835137 | 1407881805 | t3_2dbkgp | t5_2to41 | 9 | athaliarose: TIFU by shaving my vagina [NSFW]
Today I fucked up, Reddit. Well, not today, but a few days ago. My boyfriend of almost a year, (11 months) usually helps me shave my “kitty” because it’s quicker and safer than me trying to do yoga in the shower. Plus, he says it turns him on, being that close to my gloriou... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1407839067 | 1407873427 | t3_2dbnu8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Throwaway11213456: TIFU by installing hood pins on my car.
It all started when I bought a car ( Mazda Rx-7 FC for those that wanna know). I've always wanted one and I finally got the chance to have one for a reasonable price. Now, this car has a few problems but nothing I couldn't handle since I've spent my whole life ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1407841156 | 1407942826 | t3_2dbpmw | t5_2to41 | 21 | throwaway223822: TIFU getting quite high and having sex
This is a throwaway for obvious reasons.
I and my bf were totally baked one Sunday afternoon and it had been a while since we last had sex.
So we are downright at it, doing it doggy style. It was amazing.
Apparently he had cum inside me and I still hadn't. Sinc... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1407834400 | 1407864552 | t3_2dbjul | t5_2to41 | 21 | warriorpaiya: TIFU during my presentation to client !!
I work for a company that provides IT solutions - includes Video conferencing. So i am the tech lead giving a presentation to a client for some service we are offering. My clients entire tech team, purchase team are at the presentation along with my regional sales ... | 3 | 7 | |
1407836682 | 1407874780 | t3_2dblrk | t5_2to41 | 23 | KlassicTuck: TIFU by going to the bathroom with a cat.
Incoming wall of text: It will be worth it, or at least a chuckle.
Ok so, I didn't plan on letting him in. He knows how to open the bathroom door. Not an uncommon thing for anyone in the house to have a furry companion while sitting upon the porcelain throne. Pum... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1407845202 | 1407863897 | t3_2dbtpo | t5_2to41 | 152 | AlgaeToothpaste: TIFU by cleaning my fish tank filter
So today I had a massive amount of uni assignment work to do, so instead I decided to procrasta-clean. I'm talking some serious "top side of the fan" type cleaning.
As part of my cleaning I decided to clean the impeller and tubing on my fish tank filter. It's only ... | 3 | 50.666667 | |
1407800765 | 1407853588 | t3_2da9um | t5_2to41 | 13 | RedRisu: TIFU by experimenting with cosplay makeup
I have a costume idea- the simple explanation is that I will be anthropomorphizing an animal character in historical/mythological dress.
I wanted to create the effect of having chewed betel nut- the idea is to make this costume as creepy and as historically accurate a... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1407846875 | 1407923631 | t3_2dbvnd | t5_2to41 | 6,269 | collegekatie96: TIFU by buying a vibrating dildo on my dad's amazon account
Edit: For those interested, I got 44 PMs in the past 24 hours. A lot were really weird and rude, but most were pretty nice people who just want to see me naked. We shall see.
I am a freshman at [Big State University] and decided that since thi... | 27 | 232.185185 | |
1407848400 | 1407937028 | t3_2dbxj6 | t5_2to41 | 580 | Liquid_Oxygen: TIFU by jacking off in the bathroom
My very first post on reddit so bear with me. This happened a week ago when I was staying over at a friend's house in preparation for a wild party the next day. You see I haven't beat the meat in just over a month due to exhaustion, so naturally I was carrying enough j... | 10 | 58 | |
1407848775 | 1407856215 | t3_2dby0v | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on an acid camping trip
So all of this happened less than an hour ago and this is a definite throw away.
So my friend scores some acid from a guy in a taco bell parking lot. (If your day starts like this, it doesn't end well, trust me.) Anyways he calls me up and we get together a last sec... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1407853957 | 1407857662 | t3_2dc5tw | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking too much coffee to poop
At 2pm yesterday my stomach wasn't feeling so good, like I had to much gas or something. Am I constipated? So I poured myself a full pint of black coffee. I drank the whole thing as fast as I could. I've obviously had coffee before in lower amounts but it is like a on... | 4 | 4 | |
1407845133 | 1407959574 | t3_2dbtmz | t5_2to41 | 3 | j-fi: TIFU by drinking 3 cups of tea before bed.
ColePT: Coffee means shit to me. Tea, on the other hand, will keep me restless for at least a day and a half.
j-fi: I was so pissed off. I had training for a mentor program at school the next day, and people thought I was high because i had been awake for two days.
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1407847383 | 1407897386 | t3_2dbw8o | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking advantage of the employee free drinks policy.
Not today but about 2-3 years ago I got my first job working at video rental store, one of the perks of the job included unlimited access to drinks/confectionery (the owner was awesome and no one really abused it) It was a small shop and only 1 cle... | 5 | 13.8 | |
1407855152 | 1407869414 | t3_2dc7uk | t5_2to41 | 42 | ejvuge: TIFU by calling a girl areola.
I am not sure if this is postworthy but here is my f up for your enjoyment.
I was at work yesterday and since our receptionist was on lunch I was keeping an eye on the front and helping anyone who came in. A girl who had interviewed for a position a few days ago came in with her ... | 3 | 14 | |
1407856417 | 1407860130 | t3_2dca21 | t5_2to41 | 8 | srymybad: TIFU with a huge case of miscommunication
Yesterday I was over my close friends house. I've been friends with this kid for several years now and both he and his family have come to look at me as part of the family due to my countless times being there. Yesterday they invited me over for dinner which was very ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407856985 | 1407857350 | t3_2dcb2f | t5_2to41 | 2 | mattstorm360: TIFU By scratching a car on vacation and leaving.
So me and my family are on vacation at Myrtle beach and the hotel we are staying at has a parking garage. I left early in my moms Ford explorer to get taco bell's breakfast tacos and on my way back, i found a parking spot close to the exit. When i tried to... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1407858335 | 1407861102 | t3_2dcdgs | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the beach
I'm on vacation in Venezia Italy, great right? Well today I went to the beach and I needed sun screen because I'm very pale and I burn easily... So I go to the pharmacy to buy sun screen. I get to the beach and to my surprise, I had bought fucking SPF 30 foundation... Black foundat... | 4 | 2 | |
1407858303 | 1407897366 | t3_2dcdep | t5_2to41 | 140 | furryslurry: TIFU by cutting a dead persons face open.
So I'm a coroner, and was at work. A person came in and they were to have an open casket funeral, and while doing the autopsy I slipped and cut their cheek wide open.
samuraiJ4ck: i take it didnt die from wounds caused by misuse of a slap chop then or some other s... | 9 | 15.555556 | |
1407859594 | 1407876241 | t3_2dcfs5 | t5_2to41 | 61 | DyroneT: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a hickey
So a little backstory: I've been dating this girl for 7 months and our relationship is awesome and everything, only her family is very conservative and Christian. Her mom is always insistent on having another person in the room with her daughter and me.
Now last night we ... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1407859718 | 1407866109 | t3_2dcg0g | t5_2to41 | 9 | shshon: TIFU By taking my dog outside
This literally just happened and I feel like the worlds shittiest person.
Here's the story:
My dog was barking at the landscapers outside, which is normal behavior for him, but today it went on longer than usual. I was upset that he was barking because I was trying to put my new... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407862679 | 1407864062 | t3_2dclgx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU This Photo Album Was Kept Secret For 60 Years. The Photos Inside Tell A Beautiful Story
Sebastien Lifshitz, a photographer from Paris, has spent the past 30 years obsessing over vintage photographs and collecting endless amounts of photo albums from flea markets and thrift stores around the world.
Find ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407862048 | 1407865315 | t3_2dckb6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | aapkerani: TIFU by accidentally sending a photo of a box of condoms to my conservative indian in-laws
Voyager5555: "most embarrassing moment in the history of my life! "
You must have an amazingly great life.
aapkerani: I wouldn't necessarily use "amazingly great" I just don't get embarrassed easily. This, however, ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1407865077 | 1407866271 | t3_2dcq6c | t5_2to41 | 3 | Imessedupthrowaway42: TIFU by letting someone know my Apple ID
ACURA_NSX: Apologize to those that were affected and tell them your account was "hacked" by some sicko. Assuming you like your friend enough to cover for him.
Imessedupthrowaway42: I would try that except they know more about this kind of stuff than I do.... | 3 | 1 | |
1407863319 | 1407866574 | t3_2dcmp5 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Down_To_A_TEA: TIFU by getting my dick caught in my pants zipper
Like 99% of these submissions I actually fucked up yesterday. What follows is a lude an unabashed depiction of my penile entrapment.
I am a result blooded American male, and like any other red blooded American male I masturbate - probably too much.
So,... | 3 | 11 | |
1407864254 | 1407886968 | t3_2dcojw | t5_2to41 | 19 | helgihermadur: TIFU by crashing my friend's car.
My car's been at an auto shop for the past few days due to an anti-theft malfunction so I've been using my friend's car to get to work. Today I was driving to work on the highway when I noticed I was getting too close to the gravel at the side of the road. I completely l... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1407865685 | 1407875413 | t3_2dcrep | t5_2to41 | 5 | dnyukfuydndrbfgh: TIFU my chances for a job interview...
...by asking "I'm sorry, which position is this for again?" right after she said she was calling from **** Company, received my application etc. etc.
I applied for it YESTERDAY. GOD DAMN IT. I feel like I should just crawl under a rock and die.
Tolje: I have as... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1407865999 | 1407866678 | t3_2dcs13 | t5_2to41 | 7 | BookBeard: TIFU by telling a girl I was getting arrested.
So I've been having a crap time getting dates lately. I don't go out terribly often, and when I do, more often than not I'm sitting at the bar or getting dinner by myself and reading a book. So I've embraced the simple joys of online dating with "meh" levels o... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407866903 | 1407868965 | t3_2dctrt | t5_2to41 | 40 | OrionsBelch13: TIFU by closing my garage door....
**this was last week, I have only just reached the point where I am able to type this out....
It was a day not too unlike any of the other days I've had this summer. No school, and only part time work, no cares in the world really. So I took it upon myself that afterno... | 4 | 10 | |
1407867061 | 1407892295 | t3_2dcu3k | t5_2to41 | 63 | JuPasta: TIFU by having a big appetite.
I work two jobs that are relatively close to one another. One of them is a part time gig at a movie theater, the other is a filing job for a label inspection agency. The theater job is fun but I never get any shifts, the label job is godawful and I work full time.
I got the fili... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1407867781 | 1407958376 | t3_2dcvki | t5_2to41 | 15 | apachestop: TIFU by hitting a flesh fly with a rubber band.
OK, so this is my third post, so go easy on me. Please.
I saw this really big fly buzzing around, so I raised the alarm and retrieved my missles from my drawer (rubber bands), and then proceeded to give chase to the fighter. The fly buzzed around, then I hou... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1407869424 | 1407870548 | t3_2dcywt | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking a muggers arm
This happened yesterday. First, some background, I am vacationing in Boston. I am also a black belt in Krav Maga. So now to the story, I was eating breakfast at a McDonalds, and as I walked out a man pulled out a knife and demanded my phone. So naturally, I break his arm. Afte... | 3 | 1.333333 |
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