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1407648499 | 1407781413 | t3_2d4l5f | t5_2to41 | 3 | edgeblackbelt: TIFU by breaking too quickly.
Malamutewhisperer: La-A....is that prouncounced: Ladasha?
If it is, I'm going to shit myself.
edgeblackbelt: Prepare your anus, because the dash is pronounced.
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1407648964 | 1407734719 | t3_2d4ln1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing myself
I was having dinner with my sisters new beau and after dinner on the car ride to drop me back off at home ( I live with my boyfriends family) I realized I had to pee. When we arrived, I realized I REALLY HAD to pee and I was about to walk up to the garage and then run inside. I didn't w... | 3 | 2 | |
1407648834 | 1407651471 | t3_2d4lhe | t5_2to41 | 25 | ZombiesAteMyLabors: TIFU by offering to give my grandma a sponge bath. NSFW
So this happened a couple years ago, but this seemed like the perfect place to tell the story. I was going to a local community college while I lived at home with my parents. It was finals time, and my parents were out of town doing this wine t... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1407649381 | 1407651113 | t3_2d4m28 | t5_2to41 | 17 | UN1127: tifu by recording my girlfriends sister in the shower and getting caught
r0se-hips: Sorry but you sound like a total douche bag.
UN1127: Not even going to lie, i am :(
kaosdaklown: a TOTAL douchebag would post the video...
jamesknewbetter: Lol
kaosdaklown: douchebag...totally clicked the link. ewwww
jamesknew... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1407642490 | 1407650514 | t3_2d4e0o | t5_2to41 | 11 | Roert42: TIFU by washing my car and building a shed.
I've been wanting to wash my car for a while now but i work full time and only have off on the weekends. So today i decided to wash my car. then after i was done i was standing on the walk in front of my house rinsing out my sponge. The walk was getting a bit hot so ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1407650464 | 1407828421 | t3_2d4n5q | t5_2to41 | 8 | THE_PSICORAPIST: TIFU by finishing a game and not being able to take a shit again. Ever.
For the past 6 months i've been playing plague inc every time i went to visit the porcelain throne. Everyday i would sit, start a run and just do my business. It actually came to the point that i can no longer do it if i'm not play... | 4 | 2 | |
1407649814 | 1407651742 | t3_2d4mhn | t5_2to41 | 13 | DropitLikeitsHot33: TIFU by accidentally sending a nude to an old friend...
TIFU, well actually it happened 5 weeks ago, I just got into my room after having a swim and I was getting changed. I had my snapchat opened on my phone in my hand while naked and I randomly decided to take a photo with no intentions of sending... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1407651466 | 1407691085 | t3_2d4o7s | t5_2to41 | 9 | Optic-Feel: TIFU By losing the love of my life
Just like any other TIFU, this happened a little while back during the summer.
I had finally gotten the girl I loved into a relationship. We had already tried a relationship before but I messed it up back then too. I'm not sure on how bad of a person it makes me for ruini... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407653105 | 1407768972 | t3_2d4pvv | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by having anal
About two weeks ago I hung out with a friend who I sometimes sleep with. We had planned this night previously and wanted to stick to the schedule: movie, then sex shop, then my place.
When we got to the movies we immediately started fooling around and having some quiet fun in our limited... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1407653137 | 1407710998 | t3_2d4pwv | t5_2to41 | 26 | jwrx: TIFU by taking a poo in the woods.
This morning was my normal Mountain Bike ride at a local forest reserve, but after getting geared up and about to go, my grumbling tummy and on fire ass was telling me that last nite "all you can eat Thai" buffet was not a great idea.
I hiked deeper into the woods, found a be... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1407656363 | 1407661836 | t3_2d4spi | t5_2to41 | 14 | ahmadalfy: TIFU, My friend fucked up by masturbating on Skype
I got this phone call from my friend who was very confused and scared. He was speaking so fast I couldn't understand what he was saying. I asked him to calm down and explain what is wrong...
My friend was living in a different country because of work and no... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1407657625 | 1407693280 | t3_2d4tpp | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU because I had a "relationship" with my boss.
[deleted]: I have no idea what I just read but I felt like I was high the whole time. So uhm, what happened?
Malamutewhisperer: I think he's jesse pinkman.
[deleted]: Thank you. That clears it up for me :)
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1407659329 | 1407696439 | t3_2d4v30 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating almost 2 pounds of peanut butter cups.
Grandparents brought a 3lb bag of peanut butter cups when they came to visit and I'm the only person in my family who likes them. I had about two thirds left and figured it's healthier to do them all in one go than to draw it out over many days (or weeks)... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1407663227 | 1407691375 | t3_2d4xud | t5_2to41 | 3 | PityMeMercy: TIFU by inadvertently making my boss' daughter-in-law fall in love with me and getting on the bad side of gang bangers.
Malamutewhisperer: tldr - was shy, got confidence, went bitter playboy, pregnant gf of gang banger wanted his d, he then blew gang banger to save life...
seriously -_-
jenniferjoyous: I... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1407665873 | 1407671671 | t3_2d4zoj | t5_2to41 | 21 | PassingTheTimeHere: TIFU by accidentally showing my girlfriend's mom my genitals.
My girlfriend and I regularly skype throughout the day since we're currently long distance, and we have a few 'daily' things that we do while skyping. For example, in the evening we'll always start a skype call and then proceed to shower ... | 3 | 7 | |
1407666823 | 1407670993 | t3_2d50bi | t5_2to41 | 24 | irGoodman: TIFU by impersonating a girl with spine problems.
So this fuck-up in particular is from 14 year old me. Obviously, I was the coolest teenager in the entire world and made it my mission to be as hilarious as possible.
There was this one particular girl, we shall call her Hannah. Hannah walked around with h... | 3 | 8 | |
1407667023 | 1407715990 | t3_2d50fw | t5_2to41 | 4 | acexprt: TIFU... more like 10 minutes ago IFU
keywester: LPT: Piss in your kitchen sink, works fine as an emergency urinal.
acexprt: i have bad memories of someone getting caught doing this......
toastthebread: You gotta be 2drunk2care
keywester: or lazy
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1407671069 | 1407714105 | t3_2d539q | t5_2to41 | 11 | Rivoch: TIFU by trying to drive a car with manual transmission without knowing how to drive. (self.tifu)
First of all, my parents are on a trip I am guy of 23 years old (yes, I don't know how to drive a car yet), and my dad has a 1986 Isuzu Caribe.
I had this great I idea of learning how to drive by myself so I google... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1407669458 | 1407717062 | t3_2d523o | t5_2to41 | 106 | Malamutewhisperer: TIFU by using a TV controller for scale (NSFW)
Thank you to mexican jello guy for inspiring me to share...
A little background: I'm in my 30s, as is my GF. We have a gorgeous daughter together, she has 2 teenagers from a previous marriage.
My girlfriend and I can be very playful...literally. Laughi... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1407672165 | 1407758412 | t3_2d548g | t5_2to41 | 298 | ThreeSlicesOfCake: TIFU by violently masturbating in the shower
Happened a few weeks back but anyway, first a bit of background story. My family recently moved to a new city which means a new house.
Of course I got the room next to my parents which thanks to the paper thin walls means either being quiet as all fuck wh... | 8 | 37.25 | |
1407669500 | 1407673871 | t3_2d524i | t5_2to41 | 4 | _ASE: TIFU by backpacking in a washed out trail.
A little background before i get to the story, me and my dad love backpacking ive gone camping with him since i was 7 or 8. I trust him and i still trust him. We just made a bad mistake.
We awoke at around 5:30 am friday morning to drive 4 hours to go to the beautiful... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407672254 | 1407694979 | t3_2d54am | t5_2to41 | 18 | jess_write: Tifu by doing legs, running and eating cheese
So this happened yesterday. A bit of back story : I train hard every day, weights, kettlebells and plyo stuff. Have been going to this dungeon-y gym. Yesterday was at the dungeon for the early morning session and found that I was the only woman there. So I trai... | 14 | 1.285714 | |
1407675442 | 1407694310 | t3_2d56ym | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU - By not having "the talk" with a girl before sexy times - NSFW
I feel like I should be setting up camp in TIFU, with almost a fuckup a day for the last 36 years.
So this happened at the start of the millennium. My now ex-gf (who I've previously referenced as Samantha) broke it off with me about 10 mon... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1407676323 | 1407799289 | t3_2d57sa | t5_2to41 | 1,028 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing a chain reaction of vomit at a restaurant.
I was eating on a patio yesterday around 6pm. What I watched will be a story I tell the rest of my life.
Some poor bastard eating alone kept getting harassed by a squirrel. I have no idea why. It would run up behind him on this black metal fence ... | 11 | 93.454545 | |
1407678144 | 1407711009 | t3_2d59lu | t5_2to41 | 174 | tifukingomg: Tifu by entering through the back door
This didnt happen to me but to a friend, I had to post it though because the story is too good to be left untold to the internet. (I will be telling it from his point of view to add to the atmosphere.)
My girlfriend invited me to her house last weekend because her p... | 8 | 21.75 | |
1407679471 | 1407689141 | t3_2d5b1h | t5_2to41 | 19 | Thornaway12: TIFU by accidentally threatening to kill/seriously hurt my (ex)girlfriend and her family.
I'd been dating this girl, we'll call her Jill, for a bit. Before that Jill had been a very good friend for a long time. We usually got along great, but in the last month, had been a little edgy. We got into a fight o... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1407677920 | 1407701857 | t3_2d59e6 | t5_2to41 | 45 | made_you_look88: TIFU by dropping an engine into the bay in front of hot french girls
When I was working in the caribbean (as a deck hand and manual labourer) I loved pretending that I was some kind of bleach blonde haired surfer bum. I used to speed around the bay with a little rib, helping people out, thinking I was ... | 5 | 9 | |
1407683123 | 1407685364 | t3_2d5fjp | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping out a drunk girl.
So during my first year out of high school my friend and I crashed a party that a girl was hosting in the year below us (so she was still at high school). During the party I ended up hooking up with her and things were going pretty well. We were both very drunk by this stage... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1407680852 | 1407798780 | t3_2d5cpw | t5_2to41 | 132 | 97Chocoholic: TIFU By surprising my boyfriend... and a highschool crush
I'm not one that is known for spontaneously surprising my boyfriend, hut on this day I learnt exactly why I DON'T do it.
A few days ago I decided to surprise my boyfriend by dressing in some new lingerie I'd brought, something I'd never done befor... | 7 | 18.857143 | |
1407684780 | 1407685237 | t3_2d5hno | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By pranking at a hotel
Screwed_38: You deserved that
[deleted]: Not like i said I was thinking straight, I was acting out of sheer teenage stupidity...
| 3 | 2 | |
1407676949 | 1407710303 | t3_2d58e1 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Lubeisnotsugarfree: TIFU by assuming there isnt sugar in flavored lube.. NSFW
I have been dating a guy for the last few weeks and we decided it would be best to take things slow. We have finally reached the blow job step, ok awesome! In the past I would say I knew my way around a penis and wasn't concerned one bit.
L... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1407683575 | 1407696525 | t3_2d5g3x | t5_2to41 | 23 | polaris395: TIFU by wearing metal cleats as a referee
TIFU earlier today and I haven't told anyone about it yet until I get more details; but just for you TIFU, here we go.
I'm a soccer referee. I'm 20. Today, I was working in a three-man crew, were I was Assistant Referee #1 (Or the Linesman [guy with the flag, not t... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1407680182 | 1407702058 | t3_2d5bvf | t5_2to41 | 3 | Donnie-mch: TIFU by getting kicked out of my girls hotel
[deleted]: What actually was said or done.
Donnie-mch: Basically I made something that wasn't a big deal into a big deal. Then I felt she over reacted so I tried to leave the hotel and walk to my car. Then came back. Then woke up to today. The day I fucked up
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1407687183 | 1407712214 | t3_2d5l1i | t5_2to41 | 14 | whyarenoneavailable: TIFU by messing up my Pokemon game
I didn't get to live much of a childhood because my parents wouldn't let me get any video game consoles, but after getting a phone, I realized that I could download some without them knowing. I have an iPhone (sorry internet) so in order to play Pokemon games on m... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1407689493 | 1407809025 | t3_2d5odi | t5_2to41 | 284 | VonFrig: TIFU by flashing my entire apartment complex for 5 minutes straight. [NSFW]
Today (yes, today! less than an hour ago!) I had the workout fever. I went down to my apartment's fitness center, did the elliptical for 45 minutes, lifted for another hour, and started walking home. The weather was cool, drizzling a b... | 5 | 56.8 | |
1407690261 | 1407695020 | t3_2d5pjk | t5_2to41 | 19 | Joker4479: TIFU by forgetting that children can't be bought on Amazon.
For back story this was at work this morning and my co workers and I were talking about babies. Two of my female coworkers were debating how to best get the color baby they wanted. (Hypothetically) The first one said that she'd need a guy with a col... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1407689030 | 1407732965 | t3_2d5nnf | t5_2to41 | 37 | TheNordicninja: TIFU by forgetting my towel
So, about 3 weeks ago, i moved in with my friend because me and mom can no longer stand each other (I'm 18 btw). This friend of mine has a great mom, kind, hard worker, and sweet lady.
So today (yes, today. A Tifu that took place today) i was taking a shower, to get ready fo... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1407690381 | 1407691332 | t3_2d5pq7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU skypeing and getting naked doin stuff with some fake white girl,turns out it was 3 isreal kinda guys blackmailing...
DonglePlunger: This happens to all of us, you're not alone. Except for the Israel part, and the extortion part, and the part where you said you had a GF.
[deleted]: lol thats funny lol y... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1407691361 | 1407721878 | t3_2d5r7n | t5_2to41 | 1,298 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching an entire porn video in front of my dad
So I'm in the car driving up to our lake house in Maine with my dad. My brother and my mom are already there. We got a pretty late start and my mom made it pretty clear that she wasn't too happy that we would be arriving late, which put my dad into a b... | 11 | 118 | |
1407692453 | 1407859392 | t3_2d5svo | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by refusing a handy j while driving a Mclaren P1
The other day I was playing Forza 5 downstairs in my man cave, and my wife came down to see what I was doing. She started one of her favorite practices of trying to divert my attention from video games by performing sexual acts on me, as I was in the hea... | 8 | 3 | |
1407692774 | 1407768603 | t3_2d5tc7 | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting my pants on a first date
TIFU. So earlier today (Holy SHIT, something that actually happened today in TIFU!) I was out playing football/soccer with my friends and I knew i had to fart. I walked back a few feet from where my friends were and just let out a little fart. Immediately I knew some... | 5 | 8 | |
1407696615 | 1407705988 | t3_2d5zew | t5_2to41 | 13 | TerraNikata: TIFU by opening without knocking.
So, two days ago I was taking online classes at my local Starbucks. It's quite the tourist trap, and always filled up. There were about 20-25 people in this Starbucks when suddenly this BEAUTIFUL Asian woman comes in. She's got perfect makeup, long black hair, and a beauti... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1407698283 | 1407699852 | t3_2d620q | t5_2to41 | 3 | mindscope: TIFU by shaving my balls without a guard on the razor
Oppaganjastyle: Use a trimmer first!
mindscope: That's what I used! Just didn't have a guard on. BIG MISTAKE.
| 3 | 1 | |
1407697264 | 1407709721 | t3_2d60el | t5_2to41 | 14 | supersaiyan420: TIFU by actually liking Nirvana
Last night, actually. I live in a booming metropolis, which is currently experiencing a hip new renaissance of sorts, redefining the young adult culture in many ways. In this city, my group of friends like to go downtown every weekend, getting stupid yet responsibly drunk... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1407697881 | 1407708591 | t3_2d61ds | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a 90s kid..
1DFanBoi: What does being a 90s kid have to do with a show from the 60s?
BendingRobot: also being born in 96 doesn't make you a 90s kid. you were a 90s toddler.
CrazyKiwiCake: *ashamed* *cries to sleep*
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1407700059 | 1407734435 | t3_2d64p4 | t5_2to41 | 48 | NarwhalSquadron: TIFU by getting a speeding ticket exactly one day before my 3 month driving probation ended.
EDIT: I'm a dumbass and put speeding ticket in the title even though it was a stop sign.
I done fucked up.
Around 12:15 AM today, I was just getting back from some night golfing and a dinner at Jim's with f... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1407696702 | 1407785202 | t3_2d5zjc | t5_2to41 | 90 | [deleted]: TIFU By calling my headteacher a prostitute and then watching her break down in tears in front of me.
As most things on this subreddit, this didn't happen today but about 5-6 years ago when I was 14-15.
Anyway, one evening after school I was on Xfire with my friend Ryan (xfire was used way before anything l... | 8 | 11.25 | |
1407702614 | 1407719271 | t3_2d67ki | t5_2to41 | 7 | Justvotingupordown: You should be mature enough to communicate with the person so that it's not painful. "Here, try this."
shitsngiggles55: I did that. She honestly just didn't get it. I showed her with my hand, I told her to be more gentle, I communicated, she just didn't get it
PIRATEghost85: Dude you're only 16? Buy... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1407702457 | 1407703514 | t3_2d68du | t5_2to41 | 14 | BreezyBumbleBre93: TIFU by shaving my boyfriend's head
So this happened about 20 minutes ago.
My boyfriend asked me to shave his head down to the good ol' number 2 as we have a few weddings coming up, which one of my favourite things to do for him. So I started to shave but we both noticed that if needed to be oiled,... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1407702265 | 1407703746 | t3_2d6823 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my dad think i'm gay
TIFU by making my dad think i'm gay. While I was riding home in the car with my dad we stopped to look at a potential new car for me. It was a GMC Yukon, a big car. After we were done looking at the car we left and my dad cracked a joke along the lines of "you can fit a lo... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1407704697 | 1407765982 | t3_2d6bwg | t5_2to41 | 158 | XxiycmanxX: TIFU by having Sex with gf while her mom was home
This is my first reddit post so go easy on me, and I've changed a few details of the story to keep from revealing myself.My gf (Katie) and I both are 17 and have been having sex like crazy all the time. We are both teenagers with raging hormones so we have h... | 10 | 15.8 | |
1407705127 | 1407715785 | t3_2d6ckw | t5_2to41 | 58 | throwawayfryesterday: TIFU by feeding my boyfriend's cum to my friends and family (nsfw)
Throwaway as I don't know who is on reddit.
Three nights ago, my bf and I came home drunk from a party and started fooling around. We're a fairly kinky couple, and he particularly likes putting me in predicament situations where I... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1407704599 | 1407808300 | t3_2d6bqn | t5_2to41 | 591 | Chukklzz: TIFU by doing the dishes while drunk
So a friend of mine invited me and a bunch of other people to a weekend of non-stop drinking at his lake house up in New Hampshire. We get there at around 11 am and immediately start chugging. In his basement is basically the Beer Olympics involving beer pong, flip cup, sl... | 7 | 84.428571 | |
1407705689 | 1407760132 | t3_2d6dhl | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally having an orgasm all over myself.
I should preface this story by saying that when I have an orgasm, I come buckets. Like too much really. According to my girlfriend I come more than anyone shes ever been with or anyone any of her friends have been with. So...
It was a lovely morning. Wo... | 7 | 9.857143 | |
1407707004 | 1407764793 | t3_2d6fit | t5_2to41 | 1,350 | [deleted]: TIFU by having Taco Bell with my Girlfriend.
First I want to start off by saying "Fuck you Taco Bell!"
Now we can get to the story.
So this happened last night as I was sitting at home with my Girlfriend of a year. A comercial for Taco Bells new cheesy burrito thing came on. My girlfriend has some serious... | 14 | 96.428571 | |
1407700369 | 1407721400 | t3_2d656n | t5_2to41 | 6 | LionheartCA: TIFU by feeding my fish my iPhone.
This fine Sunday morning, after sleeping in more then I should have, I groggily got out of bed and moped over to my tall dresser to turn off my phone alarm. Using only one hand, I proceeded to unplug my iPhone 5 from the charger. This caused my phone to slide across the s... | 3 | 2 | |
1407706263 | 1407735211 | t3_2d6ee2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | DasSchnoplich: TIFU by making a nazi joke in front of my family
So this all started last night (as with most TIFU's) and my parents and grandparents were over at my house. I went to go to the bathroom and when I came back there were arguments about the best way to eat chicken for whatever reason then this happened
Fa... | 9 | 2 | |
1407707491 | 1407722623 | t3_2d6gaz | t5_2to41 | 190 | Bidiggity: TIFU by calling a baby a communist
You could say that this fuck up started about a year ago when I got a job as a cashier at one of the big box stores in my town. It's one of those stores that sells a lot of stuff that little kids want but their parents won't buy it for them(that isn't necessarily a bad thi... | 4 | 47.5 | |
1407713834 | 1407784097 | t3_2d6pvb | t5_2to41 | 13 | ItWasRyan: TIFU by not paying attention in driver's school
So here's what's going on: Me and my best friend just left the local gun store because he's on the market for a handgun. He just moved into a new apartment in Oklahoma City and wants a way of defending his home. Anyway, we had just pulled out of the parking lot... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1407705253 | 1407721919 | t3_2d6csl | t5_2to41 | 16 | VictorianMeltdown: TIFU by stabbing myself in the hand
It actually doesn't hurt as much as you think. I'd say it's about a 3 out of 10.
It all started with a curling iron. We're on a boat and the only scissors we had were ones sharp enough to cut meat. Like a moron, I tried to get the new curling iron out of the pac... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1407714952 | 1407738336 | t3_2d6rkb | t5_2to41 | 3,972 | cross-eyed_drunk: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a gorilla mask
I've been cutting my own hair since the eighth grade. I like to keep it pretty short, so rather than spending $15 every month for what is essentially a buzz cut, I bought a pair of clippers and have been doing it myself ever since. While this is wildly con... | 14 | 283.714286 | |
1407709385 | 1407782508 | t3_2d6j58 | t5_2to41 | 86 | ToothFairyConundrums: TIFU by buying a blue toothbrush.
I travel often, such that I don't want to bring my expensive $40 electric tooth brush with me when I'm only staying 2 nights with my SO. They live in another state so I'll come for weekends, they'll come visit too, etc. So a 2 night stay? I bought one of those [o... | 9 | 9.555556 | |
1407715207 | 1407717613 | t3_2d6ryv | t5_2to41 | 15 | TIFUjerkin: TIFU by jerking it so hard at work, I shat diarrhea everywhere, slipped in said diarrhea, and knocked myself out on the toilet.
guitarandcheese: holy mother of god. I dont think there s anything you could possibly do ever in your entire life that can even repair a fragment of your dignity. Not to lower you... | 5 | 3 | |
1407717799 | 1407720193 | t3_2d6vss | t5_2to41 | 12 | Thunderkick72: TIFU by ripping a big one.
So, I will admit, on the scale of the kind of stuff I've seen on here, this really isn't that big of an FU. In the moment, however, it was the worst thing I've ever done.
So, I had a long day. What I really needed was a hot shower to relax. I was showering, feeling good. The ... | 4 | 3 | |
1407688222 | 1407740007 | t3_2d5mgy | t5_2to41 | 36 | pygmypi: TIFU by being really good at hide and seek.
I've told versions of this before, but whatever this fuck-up belongs in this fine subreddit.
Not today, but Thanksgiving Day about 10 years ago. We have a huge family gathering at my Grandma's house including all cousins. Dinner is awesome. Grandma is awesome. Nobod... | 4 | 9 | |
1407719734 | 1407892506 | t3_2d6yns | t5_2to41 | 6 | PM_My_GentlemanBoner: TIFU by not getting her number.
Met a really down the earth rad chick but I was to chicken to get her number. I don't know if I've ever clicked with somebody so quickly. Dummy Dummy Dummy. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
lockwasher: It was meant to be.
PM_My_GentlemanBoner: Not getting it?
Ear... | 6 | 1 | |
1407721104 | 1407722420 | t3_2d70qy | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by googling mangina at work
Title says it all. My ninja like co-worker snuck up behind me because he must have heard me giggling and caught me in the act. He didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did and has been giving me weird looks since it happened.I have to say, I have no ragrets about it.
soalo... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1407716918 | 1407725029 | t3_2d6uhp | t5_2to41 | 11 | msbjcole: TIFU by locking myself out of my car
I locked myself out of my car, only to have the police show me I wasn't really locked out. I've been driving a Dodge Charger for 3 years now and never realized inside of my ignition key is a spare key to the door. I got out of my car at a local university, hit the lock but... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1407722416 | 1423025854 | t3_2d72p5 | t5_2to41 | 18 | DBL0C: TIFU by trying to leaving and re entering USA on an expired visa.
I am an international student on F-1 type visa. My visa was set to expire on August 2nd 2014 and I booked a cruise to Bahamas on August 8th. I thought it wouldn't be an issue since it's only a cruise and the staff that checks us in wouldn't be so ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1407724862 | 1407743856 | t3_2d769q | t5_2to41 | 14 | IlliniLeft: TIFU Complaint
Can we give masturbation stories their own subreddit? Tiresome to see wanker stories again and again.
ContactPlay: Since all of the shat myself stories have their own day maybe the masturbation stories could have masturbation Monday or something?
Teotwawki69: Wank Wednesday.
Bnlol1: Fapping F... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1407724223 | 1407774748 | t3_2d75cl | t5_2to41 | 5 | AfroKing23: Tifu by tryna get dem gainz
So... ive been told by my coach that it would help me to gain about 10 more lbs before kickoff next week. Being the great athlete that I am, and the fact that I had already gained 30 since the end of 3rd quarter earlier this year(about march) I said "Yessir" -and went on my merry... | 5 | 1 | |
1407726087 | 1408042999 | t3_2d7849 | t5_2to41 | 372 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting fingered
First of all to clarify I'm a dude and this happened a few years ago and at the time I was 13
Ok so to start it off, I was a horny little kid, what else is a horny little kid gonna do all day, masturbate. I masturbated almost every day, I would take my iPod in the bathroom with head... | 13 | 28.615385 | |
1407727128 | 1407854034 | t3_2d79mj | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: *NSFW* TIFU By holding in my fart in class
Well, TIFU suscribers... This didn't happen today, it happened on Friday. It is now Sunday (fml) and tomorrow is my second to last day of summer 2.
Welp, here we go.
So I woke up Friday morning with a pretty bad stomach ache. I took a huge shit, brushed my teeth, ... | 4 | 18 | |
1407755780 | 1407771551 | t3_2d7apc | t5_2to41 | 9 | pulsefrequency: Yea... it is.
pulsefrequency: Christians have been fucking with other people for not being Christian since its very inception. They have some deep rooted convictions that make them good people and I've got nothing against them, being agnostic myself (NOT atheist, and for the record I hate the whole athe... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1407729075 | 1407729486 | t3_2d7cdo | t5_2to41 | 8 | just_another_hobo: TIFU by getting thirsty at night
I'm currently staying with my grandpa in Ecuador, who has cancer, for vacation. A week ago we went to get natural medicine from indiginous tribes for him as it works well for him, and was nice to see the tribes. Fast forward to tonight. Its night, dark, and all I want... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407727746 | 1407814444 | t3_2d7ahu | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving myself an ulcer because I'm a dumbass.
Several weeks ago, some of my friends were over for a campfire. There was some drinking, I got fairly drunk myself, and after it was over we all went back in the house. I then realized that we left a flashlight outside, so I figured i'd go get real quic... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1407722736 | 1407732533 | t3_2d735u | t5_2to41 | 28 | Pareunomania: TIFU by petting a kitty
I'm an animal lover but I'm allergic to cats.
For the past month or so we have been vacationing in a small country where there are many strays so because I'm in love with any animal I see I'll usually pet them.
Recently there has been this adorable ass cat who comes into out ho... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1407729645 | 1407867066 | t3_2d7d78 | t5_2to41 | 209 | arcaneoutlaw: TIFU by drinking "absinthe"
So it was summer vacation and my friend and I were staying at another friend's house while he was in New York for the summer. His parents owned the place and were relatively wealthy. They also worked in lived and worked in Holland at the time. When my friend and I moved into hi... | 4 | 52.25 | |
1407731095 | 1407731872 | t3_2d7fa8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my number for a waitress
Ok, so actually last week, but whatever. I went out to eat lunch alone since I moved to a new city and don't know anyone yet. I chose a place and get set up with a cool waitress (pretty, not hot) who's really chatty and seemingly into me. She writes her name down for ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407731230 | 1407775774 | t3_2d7fgr | t5_2to41 | 40 | Izzlepie: TIFU By asking my girlfriend to send me nudes
I don't know if this is the right place to share this story, but I really want to share it somewhere. A little background information about me: I'm 18 and my, now ex, girlfriend is 19 and we both are very religious. We had been friends for years and started dating... | 9 | 4.444444 | |
1407732939 | 1407739259 | t3_2d7hpp | t5_2to41 | 109 | tomasicemann: TIFU by not getting her number...3 times
First off, I am new to reddit and have loved the tifu section. That is, until I unfortunately had a reason to post on it, this happened today just a couple of hours ago. Yes the story is long, so prepare yourself.
I'm a 16 year old guy, and I have always loved goi... | 6 | 18.166667 | |
1407732435 | 1407740769 | t3_2d7h21 | t5_2to41 | 8 | WOX_69: TIFU by killing my little cousin's pet fish
I walked by my little cousin's room and noticed that her fish tank was looking dirty. So being the good cousin that I am, I put the fish in cup of water, and proceeded to clean out the tank and replace the water. I let her put the fish back in the tank when it was all... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1407717782 | 1407811396 | t3_2d6vrz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by intentionally developing a drinking problem.
I used to self harm myself a lot. I did this from the age of 15 to 17. I was eventually able to stop. For a while I only cut myself when something really bad happened and then after a bit I stopped altogether. When I reached the legal drinking age in my pa... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407734130 | 1407854655 | t3_2d7j74 | t5_2to41 | 6 | bru7us: TIFU By swallowing too soon
Firstly, let me apologise. I know you came in here expecting to read a great humiliating sex story that involves deep throat, gagging, **** cheese and hilarity... and well, you'd be partly right. Here I offer you all of the above, but without the sex or ****:
This story start... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1407735428 | 1407762428 | t3_2d7kum | t5_2to41 | 13 | GoAwayIDontLoveU: TIFU by telling my whole family a secret that wasn't mine to tell
Our family is an average family. We don't get in trouble with the law, everyone graduated from a 4 year college, we are all pretty good people. My sister who is about 7 years older than me found out on the day of our brother's wedding, ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1407736866 | 1407866420 | t3_2d7mgx | t5_2to41 | 264 | emq11: TIFU by attempting to make some Ramen Noodles
TIFU by attempting to make some Ramen Noodles
So I just got off a long shift at work and came home, hoping to get a quick bite to eat when i get home. I notice my younger brother on the back porch with this new girl he's talking to.
He's only 16 and super awkwa... | 6 | 44 | |
1407737408 | 1407807488 | t3_2d7n2n | t5_2to41 | 39 | iluomo: TIFU by deleting a sex related website and now they want to sue me
I'm in the US and as a freelancer I was hired by a US-based small organization to make some changes to a website. It was hosted on Godaddy. I couldn't connect to the ftp site to pull down the files despite having a valid account, and during a ... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1407737236 | 1407789013 | t3_2d7mvp | t5_2to41 | 64 | imsorryididntknow: TIFU by playing porn audio to my mum
So in my house, there is a stereo system that is located in the dining room (which can also be heard from the lounge and kitchen. Almost everyday, I would connect my iPod to the stereo system via Bluetooth to play music while I am just pointlessly wondering around... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1407739082 | 1407782946 | t3_2d7owm | t5_2to41 | 14 | HelloSquidward: TIFU by further shattering my boyfriend's mother's impression that he is a perfect angel (NSFW)
My boyfriend and I (I'm a girl, by the by) are really good kids. Like, straight-A, volunteering, hard-working people who others usually assume are goody-two shoes. However, this is not the case. We drink, smo... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1407739883 | 1407766307 | t3_2d7pqr | t5_2to41 | 13 | yt_rnc: TIFU: Gym class sit up set up ends pretty much as expected..
22 years ago.. Grade 11 gym class.. Teacher calls for 1 minute of sit ups with a partner holding your feet as part of some competition or something.
I don't recall being bowel-ologically distressed or anything that day but I just happened to have one... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1407744070 | 1407779907 | t3_2d7tt2 | t5_2to41 | 492 | fishslaughter: TIFU by murdering a very valuable exotic fish
I’m not sure if this is a TIFU or Confession… anyway, I have a beautiful salt-water aquarium. For those who have and maintain these things, you know how much effort, time and money it requires. And while fresh-water aquariums are full of fish worth between $... | 17 | 28.941176 | |
1407740505 | 1407774218 | t3_2d7qdh | t5_2to41 | 5 | ArmoredCorndog: TIFU by getting too high
So my dad has been dating this woman for almost a year now. She's got a son two years older than me, but we were never really close. A side note, I started messin around with pot. Just smoking for fun with friends and stuff. This dude though, let's call him Joe. Joe is a total p... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1407741978 | 1407752007 | t3_2d7rt1 | t5_2to41 | 26 | pigucrusader: TIFU by letting my dad see my phone messages
I was sitting with my dad watching TV whilst messaging my girlfriend. Well everything was perfectly normal until my girlfriend decides to send an image of a fox-tail butt-plug, with the comment of "I want to get one of these, they're cute". I quickly tried to c... | 9 | 2.888889 | |
1407746350 | 1407751743 | t3_2d7w2t | t5_2to41 | 2 | lavenderheart: TIFU walking my large dog
TIFU walking my dog. I've been fostering this large 70 lb dog. I'm 100 lbs myself and I took him on a walk at a park which has a trail around a lake. Stupid decision because I'm walking on the trail and he bolts off the trail to chase a squirrel and yanks me off the trail into t... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1407750940 | 1407808885 | t3_2d80b5 | t5_2to41 | 67 | SparkyTheDiamondDog: TIFU by trusting a complete stranger
I work in a drive through. But not just any drive through, a fast food drive through nestled between a WalMart and the interstate. Working there I see several of my dreams from the other side of the glass. Maseratis, amazing beards, and most commonly, dogs. Toda... | 7 | 9.571429 | |
1407755111 | 1407763142 | t3_2d83z4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | AlSimps: TIFU by getting diahorrea while wild camping
poohspiglet: Rule #10: All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's Saturday. These grew extremely tiresome and there was great clamor for their removal. So kindly post them on Saturday only.
AlSimps: Sorry - will do next time
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1407748502 | 1407778141 | t3_2d7y3x | t5_2to41 | 4 | morallygreypirate: TIFU by watching a bad horror movie
Unlike many of the TIFU stories I've seen around here, this actually took earlier today/last night.
For her graduation/birthday party, my little sister decided she wanted to screen Trolls 2 with her friends because it was, and I sort-of quote, "the best worst movi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407754818 | 1407762408 | t3_2d83oi | t5_2to41 | 2 | Wade_W_Wilson: TIFU by complimenting a guy on his tattoo
I work in a very positive workplace so people usually compliment each other on random things. Today's conversation went like this.
Me: "Wow, that's a nice tattoo (all black ink tattoo). Which one of the Apes is it? It's from Planet of the Apes right?"
Him: "No,... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1407756769 | 1407801111 | t3_2d85mb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling parents about failing some subjects
So a little backstory first. I'm a 20 years old dude studying computer science at a university. Last semester I failed 3 courses, but made it to the next semester, though knowing my mothers nature I've decided to keep my grades to myself. Everything wen... | 4 | 1 | |
1407759447 | 1407836746 | t3_2d88g5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Vampill: TIFU by laying down on my couch
So like most TIFUs, this didn't happen today. It happened around last year but still makes me cringe like nails on my chalkboard.
A little backstory; I'm a young, spoiled teenager. My parents purchased a second home for vacations in France a few years ago. We visit often, almos... | 5 | 1 |
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