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1407870425 | 1407873863 | t3_2dd0x6 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally creating a pregnancy scare for an entire family.
***tl;dr: Unintentionally fucked up a friend's weekend with false pregnancy scare. Possibly aborted friendship over a prank. Cried wolf one to many times.***
**Context:**
I had to go to the doctor's office to get an ultrasound done so I ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1407872595 | 1407872710 | t3_2dd5ai | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By bragging to my wife about being on the front page by sending her this screen shot. She wanted to know what "jobs" those girls were working on ... and found out.
And here is the photo that got me in trouble.
http://i.imgur.com/nXFVPK2.jpg
shawn8795: Lol but she didn't notice the more obvious r/ass a... | 3 | 3 | |
1407873272 | 1407923380 | t3_2dd6lb | t5_2to41 | 1,504 | BurgNast: TIFU by getting into the wrong car
I had stopped at my local convenience store to grab a pack of smokes. After I leave, I open the door to my white 4 door sedan and sit down. I go to put my purchase on the passenger seat where a 8 year old girl is sitting. She starts screaming at the top of her lungs. She's s... | 15 | 100.266667 | |
1407875153 | 1408030527 | t3_2dda8j | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend that I wouldn't have a threesome with her.
This has been a really good relationship up to now. We've been seeing each other since April of this year, and it's the first relationship in a long time that I am really happy to be in. We've been gradually getting more and more open... | 7 | 9.142857 | |
1407872285 | 1407982402 | t3_2dd4nu | t5_2to41 | 608 | unfickwuthable: TIFU by not asking how many peaches come in a box
Okay. so it's not me. it was my mother. and it wasn't today, it was Saturday.
My parents live in a rural part of New York, near Rochester. Their town has a tiny supermarket, but it's not the highest quality. They travel at least 45 minutes for groceries... | 10 | 60.8 | |
1407874708 | 1407877269 | t3_2dd9dv | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by completely bombing my drivers test even though I told all my friends I would ace it.
YouDoneMessedUpAAron: Well if you lie and say you passed, they'll want to see your license right? Well, you won't have one and they'll find out anyway. Even if they didn't, just say you failed. It's not the end of t... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1407876717 | 1407953232 | t3_2ddda4 | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by misjudging a fart in a sporting goods store.
If you get grossed out by poop stories, exit this one.
I had just eaten lunch. Genghis Grill. I was going to run a quick errand in Sports Authority. It was noon on a weekday so no one was near me, customer or employee.
Felt some gas coming on but it fel... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1407877410 | 1407879216 | t3_2ddeph | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu, Confused on whether I let an opportunity go, or i'm just an idiot.
So I (M17) and my friend (F17) were hanging out at my house after doing stucco stuff in school. So we decided to watch some movies on netflix, and we're in my parents room(only room with a smartv).
She asked me if i had any extra short... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1407872642 | 1407940247 | t3_2dd5dh | t5_2to41 | 348 | meister_eckhart: TIFU by putting a curse on a toddler
A customer came into work one morning. I asked him how he was, and he said, "Good! My son is turning two today."
It was very early, and I hadn't had my coffee. Less than an hour ago, I'd heard on the radio that the sun was out for the second day in a row after a we... | 5 | 69.6 | |
1407881382 | 1407882116 | t3_2ddm0j | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying I Love You
Dinosoarman: Soooo. Not a fuckup
Cerudrift: Do we have a sub for: I've never fucked up, here's a minor setback I just experienced?
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407881918 | 1407885973 | t3_2ddmzz | t5_2to41 | 1 | atomdolphin: TIFU by summoning the fire dept. with breakfast corn dogs
flywheel1983: TIL that corn dogs on fire summons the fire department
Everyone knows holding doughnuts hostage gets you the police...
atomdolphin: FYI they were breakfast corn dogs.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1407884404 | 1407937672 | t3_2ddrhs | t5_2to41 | 68 | whytepantz: TIFU by wearing white pants to a friend's block party.
So me and a bunch of friends all squeeze ourselves into his little ass car to go to a party. It’s a good mix of guys and gals and there’s this one particular girl present whom I’ve wanted to hook up with for some time. We’ll call her Jasmine.
So ... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1407884827 | 1407964386 | t3_2dds7x | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying a fastfap session
Well, guys, it finally happened to me.
My neice, her sixteen year old daughter in law, and eight year old daughter were staying at me and Mom's place for a night. They all went to get some food, leaving me all alone with a bottle of whisky. I drank copious shots and later de... | 10 | 6.5 | |
1407886211 | 1407950108 | t3_2ddup5 | t5_2to41 | 186 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally grabbing my boss's ass. Firmly
This happened earlier today...
So for a bit of context, I work in a high end designer furniture showroom. My boss who is female, she is 27 years old (Im 21). And she is gorgeous by all means. Slim, great body and absolutely beautiful. But, she is a bitch f... | 7 | 26.571429 | |
1407886261 | 1407921611 | t3_2dduso | t5_2to41 | 304 | baldylockz: TIFU by calling a bottle of Axe body wash a "fucking cunt!"
Not only did this happen today, I am 10 minutes beyond this experience as I write.
Let me start off by saying I get filthy at work. My skin is usually fifty shades of gray.
I get frustrated at work a lot. I come home stressed, and usually j... | 4 | 76 | |
1407888211 | 1407930330 | t3_2ddy3w | t5_2to41 | 4 | Kayvtom: TIFU by attempting a selfie
So I work at a Day care center for four year olds and every day they take naps at a certain hour. So sometimes I take lunch breaks during the periods where they nap and today I was right outside their classroom eating a home made sandwich. There are always teachers passing by the ha... | 4 | 1 | |
1407891405 | 1407912961 | t3_2de1oe | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Shit! In that case I guess I have some people to apologise to.
GenuineMindPlay: Your a cold cold woman
[deleted]: There was one guy, and I said I didn't want to keep going after we'd started having sex (pretty recent virgin, was weird like that) and he said we had to because he had blue balls. May have given... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1407880524 | 1407934719 | t3_2ddkfk | t5_2to41 | 18 | leemanfor: TIFU by being sick
So this happend a few months ago when I was first starting my new job. I work in IT and recently quit a horrible position and eager to start a new one. I was let go because I gave my two weeks, and I had a week off until my new job started.
my father-in-law had been sick and he almost pa... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1407892906 | 1407894581 | t3_2de61l | t5_2to41 | 15 | buskey: TIFU by making my morning latte with dead ant water and then drinking every last drop of it.
We have a nice espresso machine at home and I'm tasked with making the morning latte for my wife and I every day. The machine is pretty advanced and automatic and has a water reservoir that you can see the water level ... | 5 | 3 | |
1407894908 | 1407896521 | t3_2de9bz | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting toothpaste on my balls
TIFU by putting toothpaste on my balls. Don't put toothpaste on your balls.
slyandtweety: But your gal can suck your cock and get her teeth clean at the same time. Its a win-win.
[deleted]: Is it worth the feeling of your balls being dipped in liquid nitrogen?
slyandtwe... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407889975 | 1407951266 | t3_2de14o | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a 5 year old kid about chemicals used in food
I was volunteering at a kids camp as one of the counselors. During lunch, I started talking about the chemicals and hormones used in growing food with 5-7 kids. The kid went home and had freak out about it. Needless to say, parents were really not... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1407895769 | 1408029665 | t3_2deaov | t5_2to41 | 331 | Meaty_Shaft: TIFU By not lying and instead telling an entire elevator my real plans for the night.
This happened about 15 minutes ago and is the reason I am currently in my room typing this.
So I'm going to be a freshman in college in a few weeks and I'm currently at a camp to prepare us for the first few days of scho... | 10 | 33.1 | |
1407895964 | 1407899790 | t3_2deaze | t5_2to41 | 27 | Jonnyboy8080: TIFU by sending a facebook message to my aunt.....
So today i was talking to my mom and the converation got pretty deep. Things from the past came up and my aunt (whom i have always disliked) was brought up. My mom told a story of how when she was younger she and my uncle had stayed with my aunt and her h... | 3 | 9 | |
1407898114 | 1407954990 | t3_2deeey | t5_2to41 | 140 | MickJoest: TIFU By Locking Myself Out Of My Apartment And Learning To Ride A Bike.
Sorry this story doesn't have any masturbation, weird sex, or the like...but it did happen today and is 100% true.
So I'm leaving for work today, I do the night show at a radio station here in town and I'm doing my check for all my stu... | 5 | 28 | |
1407899555 | 1407905977 | t3_2degmm | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting into a fight with my brother.
We got into an argument and we ended up getting in a scuffle. While he was down I kicked him nice and square in the face. A few hours later my feet is hurting really bad. Also, bumps and bruises everywhere.
Violence is not the answer, folks.
thegrayj: Your foot ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407899280 | 1407941555 | t3_2deg7h | t5_2to41 | 124 | ClarmonkGaming: TIFU by using absorbine(Basically icy hot for horses but 10x more powerful) somewhere very sensitive.
THIS HAPPENED TODAY!
First off all this is absorbine.
https://www.valuevalet.ca/absorbine-veterinary-liniment-475-ml-157309.html?gclid=CJevuc2ej8ACFQINaQodsjIAqA
It is basically icy hot but like 10x st... | 5 | 24.8 | |
1407899838 | 1407953282 | t3_2deh1r | t5_2to41 | 755 | ohmytvc15: TIFU by quoting Star Wars.
(Happened on Saturday)
Let me preface this by saying both my boyfriend (a 26 year old dude) and I (a 25 year old woman) absolutely adore Star Wars. The Leia/Han relationship happens to be one of his absolute favorite things about the series.
On Saturday night, we were in bed cudd... | 5 | 151 | |
1407900595 | 1407905488 | t3_2dej8l | t5_2to41 | 10 | trippinbawlls: TIFU by putting Nair on my dick.
Tonight I really fucked up. I had a date, had hairy pubes, decided to put nair on my dick because i didn't have time to shave tonight. My dick burns, my balls burn like hell. I tried dipping my balls in the sink but I can't stand the pain. Idk what to do
Forehead_Target:... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1407901845 | 1407911767 | t3_2delij | t5_2to41 | 22 | stuieordie: TIFU by looking at porn on a friends grandmothers computer (NSFW)
Because I'm always fixing computers for my friends, one asked me if I wanted and old laptop that his grandmother was getting rid of. I accepted the offer and took it home with me. It sat unused for the weekend until I could find a charger tha... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1407902574 | 1407925080 | t3_2demmi | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU by being lactose intolerant
This happened exactly 10 minutes ago, so I can share all the exact details.
My husband was asking for naughty time, so I said I would go upstairs and take a shower. Well while I was in the bathroom, I realized my period had started. Well I texted him and told him that we wou... | 6 | 13.166667 | |
1407902431 | 1407925463 | t3_2demd6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ejz32983: TIFU by giving myself a 2nd degree burn with microwavable pizza
This one actually happened today!
So I decided to bring a microwavable french bread pizza to work for lunch today. I pop it in the microwave and wait the 3 minutes as directed. I then successfully remove said pizza from said microwave, and that... | 3 | 3 | |
1407903298 | 1407925335 | t3_2denod | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my virginity
Not my story, my friends story. A story that dates back to at least 2010-2011. Should he ever tell it, he would probably leave out a bunch of important minor details. I know the good stuff because he was my HS best friend, now that were older we grew apart and don't talk as much I... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407901543 | 1407909004 | t3_2del3b | t5_2to41 | 9 | king_texas: TIFU by getting my headlight fixed
TIFU by getting my headlight fixed. Actually, it was two weeks ago. I noticed that my headlight was out and needed it to get fixed as soon as possible because I have many things to do at night and its a pain in the ass to try and get rides from people. So the next day afte... | 3 | 3 | |
1407899991 | 1407967127 | t3_2deh9c | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing off the CEO of a fortune 500 company.
This happened about a year ago, and it still hurts to talk about.
I go to a college where all students are required to have a co-op position. I was lucky to get a position at a favorable fortune 500 company that I wanted to work for.
About three weeks ... | 8 | 8.75 | |
1407908280 | 1408068863 | t3_2deue5 | t5_2to41 | 43 | brtlblayk: TIFU by giving fashion advice to my girlfriend.
Probably not the worst offense on TIFU, but probably the worst offense I could do in my relationship thus far.
Today I went with my girlfriend to a store to get some bras with my girlfriend, and typically she takes my fashion advice pretty well. Along with buy... | 10 | 4.3 | |
1407909796 | 1407948692 | t3_2dew5o | t5_2to41 | 1,118 | kkZZ8: TIFU by blasting hardcore porn throughout my house for my whole family to hear (NSFW)
So for my birthday my parents got me a new sound system speaker for my bedroom. My house is a fairly small, ranch style, with my room located almost right in the center of my home. Whenever I'm using my speaker the whole house ... | 12 | 93.166667 | |
1407854254 | 1408034738 | t3_2dc6bx | t5_2to41 | 6 | runnyyyy: TIFU by eating too much
First of all I'm an average man, I'm not skinny and I'm not fat. Like a lot of people I make smoothies sometimes for lunch, and I use frozen fruit for this. I had a tiny bit left of the 2 different bags I have, so I thought I might as well finish it since it probably wasn't even enough... | 3 | 2 | |
1407913170 | 1407933469 | t3_2dezvk | t5_2to41 | 18 | 1rope2short: TIFU by masturbating to DD cup porn stars behind my girlfriend's back
Obvious throwaway account, since my girlfriend and I frequent on here a lot together.
About 10 or so hours ago my girlfriend told me she was working late. I was at school but decided to rush home to maximize the opportunity and mastur... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1407905299 | 1407920860 | t3_2deqiv | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU my flights
Background - I live in the Philippines, so this isn't as bad as it could have been.
So I've been on holiday in Japan with a few friends. Because of our varying schedules, we were all leaving at different times. I was leaving on Tuesday. Being a clever boy, I figured I'd check in to my fligh... | 3 | 25.333333 | |
1407915065 | 1407942281 | t3_2df1uk | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex at my grandparents house NSFW
So me and my girlfriend both still live with our parents, and have been too busy with school and work and hadn't seen each other in a while. We are both pretty horny and want to have sex as soon as possible. The problem is both hers and mine houses were filled... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1407915957 | 1407919348 | t3_2df2qg | t5_2to41 | 5 | TouchyJoFeely: TIFU by Breaking a mirror during sex..
Literally just happened.. Having a merry old time with a casual partner of mine.. Just moved into my new place, thought it would be a wise idea to situate a 4 ft long, 1 ft wide mirror by my bed.. Yeah.. Now, we're both covered in glass.. pic to follow.. Ps. No more... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407908241 | 1407935571 | t3_2deuc7 | t5_2to41 | 35 | cyxx1cyxx: TIFU by picking up the cheque
Today was my mom's birthday, and my fiancée and her family go to take her out for lunch. We go to a great restaurant and have a lovely meal. My dad asks if we want to get a drink, and of course we agreed. I said I would take care of it, and go to the bar. I pick out a scotch and... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1407918593 | 1407966403 | t3_2df54i | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boyfriend about my semi-depression and suicidal thoughts
I was feeling really sad today--an accumulation of my parents possibly splitting after 25 years of marriage and self-esteem issues. I wanted to talk to someone, something I hardly do because I hate opening up to people. I decided to ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1407919633 | 1407950799 | t3_2df63h | t5_2to41 | 522 | [deleted]: TIFU By pistol whipping a drug dealer
A little background on the situation. My mother left when I was 15 and my brother was 5. She was a meth head. My brother doesn't remember enough so he doesn't really know about her.
Fast forward to yesterday. He lives with my dad. My wife and I live across town. He's 1... | 14 | 37.285714 | |
1407908991 | 1407950686 | t3_2dev7a | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the door open.
I was outside doing some yard work today and went inside to grab a quick drink. As I go inside I leave the door open. This would prove to be my fatal error. I grabbed my drink and as I'm about to walk out the door, a terrifying, flying, devil from hell (aka a wasp) zips right p... | 3 | 1 | |
1407923316 | 1407934300 | t3_2df9hb | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by stretching my ears before a flight.
Reddit, I am mortified. And so is this poor old lady.
Let's start from the beginning..
I was on vacation in my hometown to visit some friends of whom I haven't seen in over a year. We're really not the smartest group, and today really proved that.
I was at a 0g fo... | 3 | 7 | |
1407921096 | 1407969110 | t3_2df7h8 | t5_2to41 | 485 | catandblanket: TIFU by missing the postman
Okay, so like almost every other post, this wasn't actually today. It was yesterday. But, I'm still as mortified as I was then... but fuck it, this isn't even a throwaway account.
So for anyone who doesn't know, a Diva Cup is a kind of new-ish product that is used for when y... | 7 | 69.285714 | |
1407926110 | 1407934027 | t3_2dfc2b | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by completely remaining silent during a riot at a buddy's wedding
JAWheat411: It must be late, I am totally confused.
Voyager5555: It must be late, OP appears insane.
| 3 | 1 | |
1407927156 | 1407941414 | t3_2dfd1e | t5_2to41 | 6 | unown_47: TIFU by leading a potentially dangerous man into my mangers office
To start,This happened today and I just started working at small pizza joint two weeks ago, with upstairs seating, where the managers office is.
This guy walks in while im slapping out pizza dough and signals me to the back, he steps pretty... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1407925208 | 1407929075 | t3_2dfb5r | t5_2to41 | 19 | souporgirl: Tifu by drinking
I was home alone and decided to relax with a couple of drinks. I ordered pizza online and was pretty buzzed.
The girl who delivered it had neon green hair. Drunk me instinctively asked 'did St. Patty's day come early?'
She was not happy and the rest of the delivery was pretty awkward.
hit... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1407926256 | 1407938032 | t3_2dfc7n | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By being a socially inept woman and talking about masturbation without a verbal filter
Eat_The_Muffin: Why would you listen to people on the internet?
We could just be bots programmed to say random insults
Or just stupid people
VOIPSupport: What's the difference?
Eat_The_Muffin: Bots don't enjoy thei... | 4 | 1 | |
1407926831 | 1407964029 | t3_2dfcqd | t5_2to41 | 150 | nemka: TIFU by not logging into Reddit enough
I logged on to Reddit after about a year, I just mainly lurk, and Until a couple of months ago I was working in an environment which was heavily security focused and therefore had no access. I logged on today and saw that for the first time ever I HAD GOLD..... which had ex... | 8 | 18.75 | |
1407927047 | 1407932197 | t3_2dfcxt | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a walk
Yesterday. I was arguing with my parents for some time today, as any other teenager would. My mom got pissed off and told me to just leave the house. Absolutely zero fucks given. Grabbed my phone and like 20 bucks. I'm 18. I don't have a car. Walked a few miles and went to get a bite ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1407932011 | 1407946970 | t3_2dfi2o | t5_2to41 | 128 | rcotc: TIFU By Kidnapping a Service Station Attendant. (Accidently)
swingandmiss32: Did she say that he belonged to her now? Or did she give him a sock and set him free?
Also, TYFU by trying to spell accidentally
rcotc: I don't spell well:)
Not_The_Expected: I do! W-E-L-L :)
CodyJuneSkyline: ... Dad?
Not_The_Expecte... | 6 | 21.333333 | |
1407934383 | 1407953253 | t3_2dfl5f | t5_2to41 | 78 | WirtyDords: TIFU by not realizing she was going in for a kiss...
My first post in /r/tifu and like most TIFU's this happened almost 6 years ago.
I was a junior in high school and I had this history with this girl named Danielle(name changed). To give you a little back ground about myself I was the nerdy video game/ani... | 7 | 11.142857 | |
1407929079 | 1407953347 | t3_2dfex5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | beefyxfrog: TIFU by winning a contest...
I recently won free ejuice here on reddit. The company contacted me and told me they needed my address, I sent it to them and just a few minutes ago I double checked the message I sent them and I put south instead of north. For fucks sake I just moved from the south side of this... | 3 | 1 | |
1407936863 | 1408029055 | t3_2dfoqt | t5_2to41 | 4,574 | BoyfriendKlutz: TIFU by trying to be a good boyfriend.
So let's set the scene. My girlfriend has been away working. While away working, she got a kidney infection. She had to work through it and when she got home, she found out her dog was being put down. Now this is traumatic enough. But she was also misdiagnosed by t... | 12 | 381.166667 | |
1407936334 | 1407966771 | t3_2dfnz5 | t5_2to41 | 54 | zarbee: TIFU a production deployment schedule email
I've been working on a feature at work for months. Missing deadline on it would've had serious implications for our business - and possibly, my employment. Couple of weeks ago, I prepared a deployment schedule to install the feature in production. The schedule was to ... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1407936283 | 1407963829 | t3_2dfnvu | t5_2to41 | 25 | throwawayray302: TIFU by quoting the movie Home Alone
Wasn't today, but a month ago. I am a student going into my senior year of high school and my German class went on a trip to the Deutschland. We were staying at a youth hotel and me and my friend were enjoying hanging out in the lobby which provided us free wifi. My... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1407939821 | 1407993129 | t3_2dftgr | t5_2to41 | 119 | cripes121: TIFU by making my mom think that her father was contacting her from the afterlife
So, this all started several years back. When I was in high school my sister drove me crazy. She was always yelling at me for something, so, being a younger brother, I took every opportunity to prank her. One day I was moving t... | 5 | 23.8 | |
1407939651 | 1407941529 | t3_2dft4f | t5_2to41 | 3 | Mumblix_Grumph: TIFU by revealing the ending to a book series written ten years ago.
I apologize to anybody I spoiled it for. I didn't even think about that since it was written so long ago.
katten777: Are you the guy from the simpsons post
Mumblix_Grumph: Yes, guilty. I deleted the post before anymore damage was don... | 3 | 1 | |
1407941297 | 1407984183 | t3_2dfw0g | t5_2to41 | 172 | The_buddhisotan: Tifu by showing my mom a naked picture of my girlfriend
So we were all sitting at a restaurant in lonesome Rosemount MN, and I had just received a text from my girlfriend, who unexpectedly just sent me a nude picture of herself. I opened the text and was pleasantly surprised. I then proceeded to sleep ... | 8 | 21.5 | |
1407939061 | 1407958454 | t3_2dfs5x | t5_2to41 | 48 | Ashennz: TIFU - By locking myself INSIDE my own house
A few weeks ago, i was alone in the house and bored. I noticed our living room door was broken as the latch wouldnt hold, so a draft would open the door. "Im gonna fix this..."
So, tools in hand, i removed the lock mechanism, opened it up and repaired the latch. Te... | 3 | 16 | |
1407941852 | 1407985498 | t3_2dfwyl | t5_2to41 | 377 | societal: TIFU by submitting a million dollar deal late on the client portal.
It was due 1:00 GMT on the 13th - which is 8:00 pm EDT on the 12th.
I thought it was 1:00 **pm** GMT and submitted it at 8:00 AM EDT on the 13th.
Client's sent an email requesting status update on our late submission. It has been escalate... | 8 | 47.125 | |
1407943136 | 1408029857 | t3_2dfz7j | t5_2to41 | 12 | Thatpoutinething: TIFU by thinking cleaning my wallet was a good idea
So today I decided it was time to unclutter my wallet. I have been big on cleaning everything lately and I felt it was time to throw all old receipts away, remove all cookies crumbs and get rid of old IDs. So I started cutting my old driver's licence... | 3 | 4 | |
1407939947 | 1407964433 | t3_2dftpa | t5_2to41 | 2 | calibagel: TIFU by teaching my cousin swear words :X
(forgot to clarify: my cousin is two.)
well not really, accidentally i guess?
tldr basically i'm at the playground with her, fall off something i'm probably ten years too old for, first thing out of my mouth is "shit", as you do.
talking to my aunt later, apparent... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1407943209 | 1407945897 | t3_2dfzcc | t5_2to41 | 6 | tarnug123: TIFU by ignoring all the advances and hints from my crush
TLDR since its the morning: Struck out three times with a girl by being too dense, then spent 4 years wondering about the fish that got away.
    Obligatory it didn't happen today but roughly 4 years ago in high sc... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1407944409 | 1407965080 | t3_2dg1l0 | t5_2to41 | 21 | PM_YOUR_TITAYS: TIFU by Accidentally Breaking my FWB's Laptop
So this actually happened in 2011.
My senior year in high school (08) I lost my virginity to one of the top three hottest girls in my grade. She was of Egyptian decent. She could have been Cleopatra. Silky brown hair, beautiful tan cocoa butter skin. A fir... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1407945412 | 1407969858 | t3_2dg3h9 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Pyro1923: TIFU by sending one of my favorite remixes to an acquaintance. He goes "White Knight of Copyright" on me and threatens the artist to remove the track or he will report it to the authorities.
So I listen to all kinds of music, this certain one is a J-core remix (hardcore remix of a Japanese song) of a popular ... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1407943560 | 1407992807 | t3_2dg00f | t5_2to41 | 248 | mooncupdisaster: TIFU by buying no-brand "softcups" and having sex
This actually happened around thanksgiving but I was reminded of this horrible traumatic memory by another post involving mooncups.
Now I've seen mooncups around for a few years and have always considered getting one, but they seem a little intimidatin... | 6 | 41.333333 | |
1407942897 | 1407949425 | t3_2dfyt2 | t5_2to41 | 112 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to prank my roomie
My roommate and I both have chromecasts on our bedroom TVs to watch while passing out. So the other day I thought it would be HILARIOUS to switch my chromecast with my roommates. That way at night when he was trying to sleep he would go CRAZY trying to figure out how to watc... | 3 | 37.333333 | |
1407945801 | 1407980042 | t3_2dg47w | t5_2to41 | 57 | etherealstasis: TIFU by switching cat litter.
Ok so my FU was actually a week ago. I've been poor for so long I could only afford the cheapest of cat litter which is clay and frankly not good for animal lungs. So finally I'm making more money and decide I can spring for the fancy crystals! Also, I'm thinking that my ca... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1407950717 | 1408028593 | t3_2dgdxd | t5_2to41 | 52 | Nayr_Reklaw: TIFU by listening to Siri
I just moved to Boston last week and I barely know my way around anywhere still (and luckily for me the streets in Boston are ridiculously hard to navigate even if you’ve lived there for years). So I fire up Siri hoping she can help me out in the morning to get to work. I work ... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1407953303 | 1407985394 | t3_2dgj11 | t5_2to41 | 46 | throwawayjstbcuz: TIFU by e-mailing my boss
Reddit, I think I have had the most humiliating experience of my life as of an hour ago.
I work from home and one of the amazing perks of doing so, is that I can smoke weed all day if I want to. Not that I do, but I usually spark up a bowl a couple of times throughout my wor... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1407954738 | 1407968328 | t3_2dglqa | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving pictures of my penis on my moms cell phone and iPad
So I'm 19 and living with my parents and at the beginning of the summer I bought a penis extender (like [this](http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/healthstore/extender_deluxe-1.jpg). It works for growing length, girth, helps with correc... | 4 | 2 | |
1407955758 | 1407956053 | t3_2dgno1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Bonedragonwillrise: Tifu by stealing plastic hangers and causing my parents to flip the fuck out.
This didn't happen today it happened years ago.
So my family is visiting my grandma's house at the beach. I was about five years old and obsessed with robots even though I didn't have the slightest idea how they worked. ... | 3 | 3 | |
1407955389 | 1407957214 | t3_2dgmy9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | D_Mes: TIFU by leaving my upstairs window open.
Some background: I just recently moved into a new house with some roomates. So far it's been great. We dont live in a great neighborhood so we decided to get a dog to help watch over the house. We wanted a loveable but protective dog. So we went to the shelter and found t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407956834 | 1407960574 | t3_2dgpsl | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by daydreaming with my hand in my pants
Happened to me a couple hours ago. I live in a small village in the mountains of Lebanon. The key thing to mention is that everyone knows each other one way or another, and because of that rumors also spread around very fast.
Its 10AM, and I just got up from a ve... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1407955127 | 1407976459 | t3_2dgmg7 | t5_2to41 | 256 | jwsampson: TIFU by diving to avoid a car
So this actually happened today for a change, so I guess that's something.
I was walking down the road on my way to the gym, had my headphones on and wasn't particularly paying attention to the world around me. So imagine my surprise when a car suddenly swerved towards me! I go... | 6 | 42.666667 | |
1407955817 | 1407959411 | t3_2dgns7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Milky_Squirts: TIFU by helping a bug
I saw a larger bug hopping around and trying to fly around on my back porch. He landed on his back and his legs were going crazy. He was working pretty hard. I didn't know what it was so I wasn't going to touch the damn thing. I turned on the hose and waited for the water to cool do... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407956620 | 1408031124 | t3_2dgpd7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | peekykeen: TIFU by not kissing a bunch of guys
Contextually, it is important to know I have a "reputation" amongst my gaming circle. It would seem it's far worse than the truth, but I had no small part in becoming the house dice tray (too many people have had a roll with me) because of a streak of bad choices which I a... | 4 | 1 | |
1407958284 | 1408146971 | t3_2dgsm1 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Ratogiro123: NSFW TIFU by sharing porn on facebook.
So it happened today, on my birthday. I was watching the breaking news about the porn-star Christy Mack who recently got abused.
I haven't beaten the meat for over a week so I though it was time. I open a porn site, and start doing my job. I was on my Ipad, so it ... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1407958749 | 1407967840 | t3_2dgtk9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Beta_Male_: TIFU by trying to be more fit
I'll be using a throwaway b/c school.
**Backstory:**I'm a senior in highschool. Never had a girlfriend or ever been that close w/ the opposite gender aside from like 1 friend and family. I'm internally terrified of being any social situation in front of anyone. This fear is i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407958715 | 1408804436 | t3_2dgthy | t5_2to41 | 5 | KingJosephKony: TIFU by accidentally showing my mom porn.
Currently I'm 16 but really close to turning 17 and getting licensed, anyway I have been looking for my first car. I really liked the mr2 and subscribed to the MR2 subreddit a few days ago. This FU happened last night when I was sitting next to my mom on her cou... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407957375 | 1408464911 | t3_2dgque | t5_2to41 | 3 | Aaronsif: TIFU by trying a new salad
Decided to try a new salad for lunch. Didn't notice the dressing is chunky blue cheese. I HATE blue cheese!
HolleWalter: The horror!
Aaronsif: The struggle is real my friend
| 3 | 1 | |
1407960795 | 1407962532 | t3_2dgxfl | t5_2to41 | 138 | Peter_Griffin33: TIFU by eating Cheetos in class.
Went to studio class today. It was a long day and I missed lunch. So I got a bag of Cheetos from the machine. Naturally my fingers were cheesey and orange, and class was about to start, so I go to clean myself up. But on the way to the bathroom I was overcome with the n... | 3 | 46 | |
1407960637 | 1408012531 | t3_2dgx4r | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a discussion with my dad while editing a porn trailer.
Here's the deal. I'm fresh out of film school and I'm specialised in film editing. About two months ago I took on a freelancing job from an outsourcing website. The employer sent me a message regarding the work I would be doing and he told... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1407958807 | 1407961188 | t3_2dgtpk | t5_2to41 | 6 | hostileunit: TIFU by smoking what I thought was a nug of weed that I found on the back of my sock.
I was going to the bathroom and I saw a sock with a little nug of marijuana stuck to it so I smoked it because I was bored and just about to turn on a movie, Pitch Black. I usually smoke often, living in Colorado and it b... | 3 | 2 | |
1407959201 | 1408033075 | t3_2dguh1 | t5_2to41 | 33 | GOfftimusPrime: TIFU by being way too awkward
This did in fact happen today but in all reality it is 6 days in the making.
So for the past 6 days I have been working a convention alongside a bunch of other people. One of the people I got to work with in my area was a really cute girl named Sarah who was in charge of... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1407958819 | 1407962057 | t3_2dgtqe | t5_2to41 | 4 | Jabberwobbly: TIFU by trusting my coworker to actually get things right, for once
We work for accounting/controlling for a large manufacturer, so this is really quite important to get right. My coworker (A) is a dimwit. In over one year of working for our department, he has managed to learn basically nothing.
Our bo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407962589 | 1407968353 | t3_2dh0ut | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking MDMA
rya11111: removed.
> All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's Saturday. These grew extremely tiresome and there was great clamor for their removal. So kindly post them on saturday only.
Malamutewhisperer: This is one of the funniest posts I've read in a while... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1407962640 | 1407965627 | t3_2dh0yk | t5_2to41 | 9 | Exiled_Fart_King: TIFU by farting in front of not only 1, but 2 cute girls im interested in at work
This happened just this morning...im still sitting here my desk reliving the moment over and over in my head and the fact that its only 1:30 just means that i have to sit her and stew in my embarrassment for another 4hrs... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407962390 | 1407978454 | t3_2dh0f3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a wrap dress
The day is still young, so I don't know if I'm done fucking up yet.
Woke up this morning and it was beautiful! Just gorgeous. So I'm wearing a wrap dress that hits right above the knees. In addition to the day being beautiful and sunny, it's also been very windy. And in addi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1407963083 | 1407995906 | t3_2dh1vj | t5_2to41 | 862 | ChilboSwaggins: TIFU by releasing a science experiment from my bowels.
Like many of these stories, it didn’t happen today. It happened a few months ago and before becoming a reddit user.
Here goes..
It was half-price wing night at a local bar in my area, so me and a few friends did what any teenage male would and ab... | 7 | 123.142857 | |
1407965327 | 1407974052 | t3_2dh62u | t5_2to41 | 6 | preservedbrains: TIFU by farting really loudly near my boss.
TIFU by farting really loudly at my office job, with the boss sitting in the room next to me. What have you done that could be seen as embarrassing at work?
more_paprika: I've done that. I tried to distract her by yelling. I don't think it worked.
preservedbr... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1407964752 | 1407971031 | t3_2dh52o | t5_2to41 | 6 | thats_my_sandwich: TIFU by accidentally clicking like on an ex's bf's instagram picture.
Me and my ex have been broken up for over a year now. I've recently gotten into the habit of creeping her instagram cause I miss her (first mistake I know).
Well instagram has a feature that let's you see the pictures they are tag... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1407964979 | 1407966693 | t3_2dh5hl | t5_2to41 | 19 | YahHue: TIFU by sending a video to the wrong number
This happened about 10 minutes ago.
Basically, I was downloading some Videos via a somewhat shady site which is infamous for having some... inappropriate Advertisements. I had a slight chuckle at one of the ads because it looked so strange.
It was a GIF of a woma... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1407966818 | 1407972994 | t3_2dh8u1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by throwing away a receipt
Ok so this just happened this morning and as I drive a truck and we can only fuel up at our shop(we have no fuel cards because we usually stay within 100 miles and never use a whole tank of fuel) I was in a hurry to get somewhere and didn't think I would need to fuel up. The t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407962384 | 1408030449 | t3_2dh0ek | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to lay to rest old demons in a positive way
TIFU My pregnant girlfriend is at work currently, or should be at least, i don't know she won't talk to me.
Way backstory:
Cheated on my ex (we'll cal her Ellie) for a month with this girl (we'll call her Bre), ended up getting real deep with Bre... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1407967579 | 1408122748 | t3_2dha8h | t5_2to41 | 32 | pukeypants: tifu by pulling the fire alarm while I was completely nude
So what was suppose to be a normal Taco Tuesday night turned into a complete shitshow. Me and my friends were having tacos at our favorite spot and I was washing them down with some delicious beer. When we were done my friends decided to be spontane... | 5 | 6.4 |
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