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1407969268 | 1407970346 | t3_2dhdfs | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU while making out with my girlfriend I made her cry
I was at my girlfriend of two day's house and we were cuddling and watching Happy Gilmore on her couch. Pretty great. Anyways, we start making out and I'm leaning over her and decided it'd be funny to tickle her. She's ridiculously ticklish, so she tota... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1407970480 | 1407974703 | t3_2dhfnm | t5_2to41 | 67 | TodoEsCumpleanos: TIFU by asking a girl out with a note
First post, so please, only kind insults.
The horrible fruit of this fuck-up was reaped today, but sown last week. I work for a university, and developed a small crush on a girl (medical student) in another building who works in a friend's department. I began sw... | 9 | 7.444444 | |
1407971551 | 1407977731 | t3_2dhhib | t5_2to41 | 14 | throwawayforkatie: TIFU by giving my bf (now ex bf) head for the first time
So I don't like giving head. I've expressed that to him many times and he begs and begs. He goes down on me and expects me to do the same, which I don't think is fair if he's only doing it so that he receives head. He was really sweet today and... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1407969993 | 1408036210 | t3_2dhero | t5_2to41 | 17 | journeyman369: TIFU - I spilled coffee all over my shorts and the whole office thinks that I soiled myself.
I took a high dose of clonazepam because the day has been so stressful that I was staggering out of the bathroom, staggering to the coffee machine, and then I walked to my desk. On the way to my desk I tripped on... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1407971681 | 1408058589 | t3_2dhhr7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | liapia80: TIFU by mistaking hand sanitizer as lube
This happened about a year ago... Me and my ex , we will call him Steve went to the adult store to look around and ended up buying a bottle of peppermint lube. We got home and I took the lube to our room and put in on my nightstand. Well later that night my ex and I we... | 4 | 2 | |
1407975965 | 1407976852 | t3_2dhp5i | t5_2to41 | 9 | DEADBEEFDD: TIFU by shaving my balls.
Yesterday morning I was multitasking,
I put milk on the stove and then went
to the bathroom to shave, which in itself is not a good idea.
While sitting on the toilet I was listening to my iPod classic and began
to put on a landing strip. Approching take off I cut myself and prop... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1407971720 | 1408013768 | t3_2dhhtx | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing baggy trousers
I'm sitting down at a Chinese takeaway, happily waiting for my food, and notice that the buttons on my trousers had come undone because my trousers are way to big for me. I stand up to button my trousers back up, and midway through I'm caught staring right at a newspaper. Norma... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1407977101 | 1408025783 | t3_2dhqzh | t5_2to41 | 65 | ssphoenix5: TIFU- By making a cringe worthy phrase to a handicapped person
At the airport, assisting a passenger with no legs off the plane. To picture this imagine an express aircraft, small 40 seaters with even narrower isles, now imagine a sorta big women with no legs in a wheel chair built to fit in these planes. ... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1407980512 | 1408012334 | t3_2dhwkf | t5_2to41 | 76 | uoenwr: TIFU by hitting an old lady
I don't pretend to be a fighter because I am not, but I am always down for a great workout. Recently, I enrolled in a boxing class at my gym. I'm also a runner, so I always run to and from my gym. Today I ran to my class. I spent like an hour hitting the bag, sparring with the traine... | 4 | 19 | |
1407973457 | 1408019594 | t3_2dhkw8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting my professor's academic research
I am a student journalist and I am currently working on a summer project with a group of students. We use Dropbox to submit and aggregate all our content.
Today I was dropping edits for my professor/editor and the Dropbox was full. Someone had dropped 1.2GB ... | 4 | 3 | |
1407982457 | 1414271599 | t3_2dhzps | t5_2to41 | 154 | thespudbud: TIFU by laughing at Pearl Jam
My friend and I always make fun of the song "Better Man" by Pearl Jam, because it just sounds funny. It's just the way he says it, it's like "bettuuuhhmmaaAAAAnnn!!!" So it's a running joke between us, and whenever we hear that song we crack up for a minute and then change the ... | 6 | 25.666667 | |
1407948283 | 1408001815 | t3_2dg91d | t5_2to41 | 8 | MagneTismen: TIFU by changing our proxy server
So I work mostly in sales but recently got the job of redesigning our web page. Not too familiar with front end development as I am I sat about to start learning everything about CSS and HTML. As I learn more I receive more approval from the IT department and I'm granted a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407982811 | 1407985039 | t3_2di0a4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Megs2606: TIFU by having a spliff in the bath
I've been waiting for some time off work for ages. I've finally got my 2 weeks off, so I decided to have a lazy day. About midday, my flatmate text me to say he'd left a spliff for me in his room.
I decided to make the most of my time off, and have a bath for a change. I t... | 3 | 3 | |
1407985462 | 1408160911 | t3_2di4ac | t5_2to41 | 133 | imyownpeople: TIFU by wearing a scarf in a Muslim grocery store.
I didn't do my hair so I wrapped it up in a scarf. I decide to go to the 24 hour grocery store. It's in a very Muslim neighborhood, I walk into it and am immediately greeted with hijab after hijab. I realize my boof. So I'm very uncomfortable, not because... | 6 | 22.166667 | |
1407986473 | 1408362217 | t3_2di5va | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU By Going to the Wrong Dentist
To begin with I've never had much luck with dentists. My last dentist, "Unfriendly Dental," called my grill "Bubba Teeth" and "Not the worst ass on the horses mouth" while I was in for fillings. I left that dentist behind and decided to brush and floss after every meal to a... | 5 | 9 | |
1408022137 | 1408023045 | t3_2di7xe | t5_2to41 | 4 | Yung_Don: That's probably fair.
Edit: P.S. "Don" is a reference to a sports team, I don't think I'm a mafia boss.
Ford_truck_lover: Sorry that was aggresive xD but ur still a dick lol.
Yung_Don: Thing is this is like the only time I've treated someone so badly. I'm actually a decent guy, think this is probably me tryi... | 4 | 1 | |
1407986757 | 1408069857 | t3_2di6co | t5_2to41 | 2,145 | Chukklzz: TIFU by accidentally committing grand theft auto
This has been a great week of fuck ups for me so far. So after a very long boring day of work I'm getting a ride home from one of my co-workers, let's call her Mary. So as we leave our place of work we have to go down a very narrow side street that has always h... | 11 | 195 | |
1407988318 | 1407989418 | t3_2di8qt | t5_2to41 | 13 | jedavis1444: TIFU by not helping my girlfriend when she was in a car accident
So my girlfriend was in a car wreck today. I happened to pull up right behind her (it happened at the entrance to school) so what did I do you might ask? Well, I will now tell you. I literally just sat in my car, trying to figure out what to ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1407989797 | 1408031602 | t3_2dib1s | t5_2to41 | 15 | chicken_based_lube: TIFU By getting high and going to the store with my girlfriend.
So my girlfriend and i smoke a fat ass blunt and we get the munchies. A short drive later and we are at a store. I walk around for a couple minutes collecting my supplies and head to the register to pay with my girlfriend in tow. I pay ... | 12 | 1.25 | |
1407989356 | 1408071203 | t3_2diadf | t5_2to41 | 10 | tymaishu: TIFU by not double-checking my laundry...
So this happened about 15 minutes ago, and I am still kicking myself for being so stupid.
Anyways, I was doing my laundry like I always do, only I wasn't paying much attention and it slipped my mind to go through my pockets. Usually I would check and find some money... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1407990866 | 1407991115 | t3_2dicnf | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on my ex's Twitter page
This isn't a throwaway because fuck it.
Today I've been feeling kinda mopey and shit. Its the first day of school and about twenty times I saw my ex in the hallway, and every time I saw her my heart broke a little. It was two months ago on the 15th that I broke up with ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1407989101 | 1408059144 | t3_2di9zb | t5_2to41 | 12 | WhisperOfGinger: TIFU by underestimating the shadiness of the pool's ancient pipe system and thus nearly died
TIFU: I'm 19 and have been lifeguarding at this particular pool all summer, but was recently promoted to manager (when the last one left.. abruptly). Trying to be a good little manager, I went into the filter r... | 3 | 4 | |
1407992129 | 1407994478 | t3_2diedw | t5_2to41 | 8 | PM_YOUR_MAN_MEAT: TIFU by sharing my music with my friends and family...also my ex
Let's just set the stage, shall we? I use Beats Music for my primary outlet for downloading and listening to music. Yes I pay but I don't care what you think. So in this app you can have people follow you and you can share any songs you ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1407992252 | 1408053432 | t3_2diejz | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by snooping around my parents' room
So today my parents took my phone away, and I decided I would take it back to text my lady friend (nudge nudge). As I was looking through their drawers, I found a jar FULL TO THE BRIM of weed. Immediately, I was in total disbelief. My parents had been telling me to no... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1407993297 | 1407993903 | t3_2dig0c | t5_2to41 | 8 | BleuVertigo: TIFU. Why do swim shorts have pockets?
So this just happened a few hours ago. After just reaching master rank in bo2 league play I was pretty pumped so I decided to hit the pool. Put on my shorts put my brand new iPhone in my shorts pocket. Without thinking jumped in the pool then realizing the horror of ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1407937791 | 1408020671 | t3_2dfq5q | t5_2to41 | 4 | Khad1013: TIFU by sending my sister an SOS text
Some background, I recently upgraded from the Galaxy S4 to the S5, which has this cool emergency feature when you press the lock button three times. You set up who you want the texts to go out to, it gives out your coordinates, a front facing picture, a rear facing pictur... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1407993384 | 1407998382 | t3_2dig4b | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by jacking off without noticing my mom standing right there
It's a lazy Friday night, around 9:00 pm. I'm sitting on the couch with my laptop and get the urge to wank. I looked around the room quickly and saw nobody. The porn watching begins. I jacked for around 15 minutes, then quickly get up only to s... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1407993589 | 1408006361 | t3_2digdq | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by Inviting a Stranger to Church
Myself and two other friends in my church youth group's "student leadership team" were sent out to invite people in the neighborhood to the church's barbecue. We went door-to-door and passed out flyers. People were generally nice, aside from a house of tweakers. These pe... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1407995941 | 1408029285 | t3_2dijbr | t5_2to41 | 119 | myGirllooklikebonnie: TIFU by eating my new girlfriend out and not knowing she had a piercing down there... NSFW
Ok so this happened today around 3pm.
Little back story I just started community college in July and met this pretty girl last week of july. To give you a image on how she looks, she looks like the pornstar... | 5 | 23.8 | |
1407995788 | 1408007411 | t3_2dij4n | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my coworker she gave me a boner.
EDIT: Looks like I overreacted and everything's cool now.
wronglywired: Feel you dude. When a man is horny, his penis brain will take over operation from his actual brain. And that leads to a lot of fucked ups.
But please note also that woman is a mysterio... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1407996664 | 1408026942 | t3_2dik59 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Tgryphon: TIFU by saying my GF looked like Tinkerbell
So angry right now. At myself mostly.
TIFU by saying my GF looked like Tinkerbell in a dress.
I moved to Arizona for a job about a year ago and haven't seen my family since. My cousin is getting married and I want to take my GF of 7 months to meet my family for th... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1407996717 | 1408024579 | t3_2dik7m | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by running over someone's longboard
This happened earlier this year, but a friend and I had been planning to get lunch for a while and we finally do. We decide to eat it in the park then head to the viewpoint for some reason.
One the way there there was a guy and his girlfriend both on longboards skati... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1407996075 | 1408123552 | t3_2dijgz | t5_2to41 | 273 | stephrockith: TIFU having sex with my boyfriend at his parents' house.
My boyfriend just got back from a European vacation with his family. We are in between apartment leases right now and we're both staying at our parents' houses, which are a couple hours away from each other, so I went to stay with him at his parents... | 5 | 54.6 | |
1407997778 | 1408028870 | t3_2dildq | t5_2to41 | 19 | puritanposse: TIFU by confirming my mom's (false) suspicions that I'm gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that?
This happened earlier today. I recently moved back in with my mother in order to help us both save some loot. Moving back in with her was a tough decision to make because I'm HUGE on personal space and ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1407993279 | 1408031241 | t3_2difzo | t5_2to41 | 22 | Iwilllive: TIFU by cracking my toes
So I have a habit of cracking my toes. It feels good.
But today I was cracking my toes and head a distinct breaking sound instead the regular crack. So yes, I broke my own toe with my own hand.
ZeeyardSA: HTF did u manage thaat?
I have been cracking my toes for 20 years and never c... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1407997717 | 1408025177 | t3_2dilaz | t5_2to41 | 146 | pimp5427: TIFU by provoking an argument that made my mom leave her boyfriend
Surprisingly, as most posts here are past stories, this happened under two hours ago. To set a foreground here, my mother has been dating this guy for a year. They've been getting serious lately and we began the moving process a few weeks back... | 5 | 29.2 | |
1407998894 | 1408026824 | t3_2dimkv | t5_2to41 | 3,867 | PM_ME_VAGETABLES: TIFU by jerking off to my 'neighbor' masturbating NSFW
Last night I crawled into bed and was having trouble falling asleep, I was just laying there staring at the ceiling trying to calm my internal chatter when I hear a slight rhythmic squeaking coming from my smokin hot female neighbor's room above m... | 14 | 276.214286 | |
1407999846 | 1408067035 | t3_2dinlc | t5_2to41 | 8 | Harshlife14: Tifu by falling off my longboard at the park
Tifu everybody. My buddy and I were bored today and had the idea to go to the Craighead park. Its just basically a bunch of hills AMAZING for longboarding and running ect..As I pulled into a parking spot my friend pulled out his 1 hitter filled with some loud. I... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1408001291 | 1408002119 | t3_2dip54 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding out a disturbing secret about my GF.....
Kill_The_Dinosaurs: Dumbest post I've read thus far.
Not funny and if trying to troll - total failure.
sexfootbay: agreed.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1407999392 | 1408023624 | t3_2din3v | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU: by Kissing my Cousin
FuglyLizard: Everyone knows a guy who banged his cousin.
sandmanslp: Be the guy!
JamesMidas: I second this motion.
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1408003470 | 1408170565 | t3_2dir8w | t5_2to41 | 10 | XxJellyBeanz: TIFU by taking my clothes off to tan
This didn't actually happen today. It happened about 5 years ago at the age of 16.
To set the scene a bit, my mom is a single parent and she was working for a wealthy man as his house manager. He pretty much took us all in under his wing and let us do whatever we wan... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1408004440 | 1408019318 | t3_2dis2z | t5_2to41 | 2 | Stankalankin: TIFU: Asking for a front on some weed.
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[**Click Here**](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Re... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408006917 | 1408048507 | t3_2diual | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by making love to my girlfriend
So, I've got this great wok recipe. My girlfriend and me both love it and I think I make it like twice a month.
- Cut two chicken breasts into cubes, doesn't have to be too fine.
- Chop up one onion
- Chop up red chili pepper
- Slice mushrooms to your liking
- Recipe sa... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1408006645 | 1408033016 | t3_2diu1n | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting photos. Maybe NSFW.
I don't post very often so sorry if I am doing this wrong.
My parents are divorced and my dad has recently found himself a girlfriend. He gave me his iPad Mini since he had just purchased a laptop. I share an iTunes account with my mom and sister, so I signed... | 3 | 1 | |
1408007071 | 1408103378 | t3_2diufx | t5_2to41 | 91 | Thealk: TIFU by kidnapping someone in the street.
Background: I live in a rather medium sized city which gets inundated with tourists each weekend during which time its population seems to increase by an order of magnitude. Like... crazy amount of people (think New York’s time square on New Year’s Eve type of busy and ... | 8 | 11.375 | |
1408010523 | 1408018312 | t3_2dixj7 | t5_2to41 | 384 | FatUrbanSloth: TIFU by not getting the hint.
Like most TIFU posts in this subeditor, this did not happen today. It in fact happened two weeks ago to this day. I was leaving to go on holiday and I was texting a good female friend of mine to meet up before I went away. She says that I can come over to her house and that ... | 6 | 64 | |
1408012866 | 1408049175 | t3_2dizoo | t5_2to41 | 10 | midnightowl83: TIFU by asking to paid for house sitting; ruined sisters wedding
About a 2 months ago, my older sister who is getting married next month asked me if I was interested in house sitting for one of the other bridesmaids who I'll call R. My sister told me she was willing to pay. I said yes.
I met R for the ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1408015136 | 1408020799 | t3_2dj1yd | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by choosing the wrong scholarship and suddenly incurring 6 figures of debt
Long story. My storytelling might not be the best right now because I'm super stressed out.
After graduating high school, I knew I wanted to go straight to college. I've always been a pretty good student. High SAT scores, good ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1408015577 | 1418565005 | t3_2dj2ef | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a Dick Pic to a friend
**Tonight** I fucked up. I was sitting around procrastinating, avoiding doing homework, when I received a Snapchat notification from a girl (Lets call her Claire) that I am pretty good friends with. Now Claire has a boyfriend, but for some reason I was dumb-and horny-en... | 10 | 10 | |
1408017412 | 1408049785 | t3_2dj4dc | t5_2to41 | 11 | DForce92: TIFU by looking at my ex's reddit page.
Back story! This all happened a little less than a month ago:
For the record, my ex had me blocked from everything except email at this time, because whenever we would fight she would block me because she knew that it really irritated me.
So, my ex was, as she put it... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1408015056 | 1408041604 | t3_2dj1v2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | thejamman16: TIFU by buying Dave Matthews Band tickets and was shot at by a man with a gun.
So this occurred quite some time ago, but like any of you, I get a kick out of reading some of these no matter when they happened. I was young, full of enthusiasm and stupidity. 100$ in my pocket and the world before my eyes wit... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1408015452 | 1408073183 | t3_2dj29z | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally jacking off in front of schoolmates
Maybe not the most interesting masturbational misadventure on reddit, but, in retrospect, I think it's pretty funny. This particular fuck up happened many years ago, back when I was a measly (and horny) twelve-year-old. One day after school I thought, ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1408020029 | 1408033003 | t3_2dj7kc | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU By "strategically" farting. (NSFW)
vrxz: I was following your story and everything, but I still clicked the link. Goddammit.
I don't know what I expected.
Ryphor: I clicked it at work. Oops.
vrxz: That's going to be a stain on your record.
| 4 | 18.75 | |
1408021244 | 1408046185 | t3_2dj950 | t5_2to41 | 242 | bigjmn: TIFU by doing physics near a playground
I was walking with my friend, talking to him about a pendulum clock I was building. We were talking about some calculus stuff involving the physics of a pendulum, and he suggested an integral. At this point I responded, "UGH, I HATE INTEGRATION."
I look over and notice w... | 8 | 30.25 | |
1408025911 | 1408052240 | t3_2djgjy | t5_2to41 | 373 | nutrisse: TIFU by making a reference to my ex's butt.
My current girlfriend had a mild fever last night and we ended up talking about thermometers. I mentioned in passing that my aunt used to put the same thermometer in her children's butts or mouth interchangeably and would only disinfect it in between. My girlfriend ... | 4 | 93.25 | |
1408026205 | 1408040729 | t3_2djh3g | t5_2to41 | 11 | Robosaurus_Rex: TIFU by perfectly cooking a chicken
I usually roast a chicken each week to provide lunch for a few days, it saves a lot of money. Anyway, today I went to roast my chicken as usual, using a conveniently shaped roasting tin/carving board of my mother's. When I returned about 90 minutes later, there was a ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1408025978 | 1408073825 | t3_2djgoa | t5_2to41 | 11 | mowilks: TIFU by being an encouraging coworker
First time posting ever, please be gentle.
Like many TIFU stories, this one didn’t happen today. It happened in the summer of 2006, during my third summer in a row at this internship here in NYC. It’s a laid-back office where we basically helped kids who can’t afford coll... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1408027958 | 1408074651 | t3_2djk2l | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by cutting up Devil's Tongue Hot Peppers, then readjusting my thong 15 minutes later
First off... Oh my god, my lady parts are literally on fire.
It all started when I decided I wanted to pick fresh hot peppers from my garden to chop up and garnish my nachos with... Now, these Devil's Tongues were the... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1408030751 | 1408041256 | t3_2djp97 | t5_2to41 | 12 | fonziier: TIFU by encouraging my boyfriend to stay awake after going to the bathroom this morning.
Actually happened yesterday.
This morning I was taking a shower and had just finished when my boyfriend walks in like a zombie to go to the bathroom to pee. Our bathroom is small so I couldn't get out of the shower becau... | 3 | 4 | |
1408031025 | 1408073354 | t3_2djpra | t5_2to41 | 348 | like_id_tell_u: TIFU by masturbating in the most inappropriate place on Earth
I was in Amsterdam, and decided to visit the Anne Frank house, seeing as her story is an important part of world history. Queuing outside, I noticed a few people taking selfies in front of the house, which I thought was pretty inappropriate, ... | 7 | 49.714286 | |
1408032139 | 1408125261 | t3_2djrxr | t5_2to41 | 1,213 | oldmanthrowaway12321: TIFU by trying to help Reddit learn about politics, and getting witch hunted
Hello! I am an older man in my late 50s. I teach political science at a small Canadian university. One of my students showed me Reddit and I fell in love. My passion for history and politics led me to boards relating to p... | 11 | 110.272727 | |
1408032266 | 1408108267 | t3_2djs7l | t5_2to41 | 102 | Tits_mcgeeeeee: TIFU by thanking my dad on Facebook/scaring my moms new SO.
I recently got an awesome job in NYC. I posted about it on Facebook and my mom's relatively new boyfriend commented "congratulations!"
My dad (parents divorced) comments a funny congratulations post right underneath mom's bf. I write "thanks ... | 6 | 17 | |
1408032989 | 1408034270 | t3_2djtln | t5_2to41 | 29 | Chrisbyy: TIFU by failing my A levels.
So yeah, walked into the atrium, grabbed my results and slowly opened them. Yep, I failed. Feeling pissed off because I tried to fucking hard, I mean so hard. A year of my life wasted on failure.
And I'm just here life what the hell do I do now?
Tortured_Sole: Are they much off... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1408032746 | 1408035207 | t3_2djt50 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Darklydreamingx: TIFU by giving an old man a hospice center's pen.
So TIFU bad. I work at a car dealership as a finance manager. An older guy came in to purchase a vehicle he was in his early 70's and he must have just gotten out of the hospital because he still had his hospital band on and had injection marks on his a... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1408033705 | 1408060481 | t3_2djuyg | t5_2to41 | 21 | ThrowawayThursday1: TIFU by not knowing how lustful I really am (NSFW)
Backstory:
I would be your typical 18 year old male if I wasn't constantly filled to the brim by lust. With that being said, the last time I had sex was a full year ago and even though I have daily masturbation sessions, this lust has built up to t... | 7 | 3 | |
1408028546 | 1408125183 | t3_2djl4u | t5_2to41 | 25 | Sociallyoblivous: TIFU by not understanding advances
So this actually happened a few months ago.
I was sent out to another city for work and found myself living alone for the first time in my life (yay for mom's basement). It was overwhelming at first not knowing anyone but I eventually made friends who also were the... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1408049390 | 1408394063 | t3_2djwec | t5_2to41 | 7 | I_HAVE_THAT_FETISH: You.
I like you.
But I was asking because one time my friend fell face-first into a toilet while blasted, and split the back tank of the toilet in half. He was totally unfazed by it though.
Livxx14: Someone is downvoting all of your comments on multiple threads. I thought I'd let you know because ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1408035985 | 1408134105 | t3_2djzd2 | t5_2to41 | 26 | fatn00b: TIFU by sneezing with my mouth closed
I value time, so I don't want to waste it eating, so I take really big bites. I was chewing one of these when I felt a sneeze coming. I probably could have let it out through my mouth, but I didn't want to take a risk and kept my mouth closed. Sneezes have to get out someh... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1408035902 | 1408075637 | t3_2djz71 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying F her right in the P on live air
So I live in a small town and was out at the bar making a fool of myself, when a group of people egged my on to do this. now I'm facing Disorderly conduct and possibly assault
charges...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2R3gFezhk4
[deleted]: Good. You're a vil... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1408035371 | 1408558250 | t3_2djy63 | t5_2to41 | 144 | kinda_alone: TIFU by not having enough mods (mod application post)
First of all, thanks to everyone for making this subreddit what it is today. I still remember being giddy when we first broke 1,000 subscribers, and now we are on the verge of a million. That being said, due to the enormous increase of subscriptions we ... | 12 | 12 | |
1408034434 | 1408042453 | t3_2djwc4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a fart
kinda_alone: Hi Cancani, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by trusting a fart* has been removed because it violates RULE 10: "All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's Saturday." Please feel free to resubmit your story th... | 4 | 2 | |
1408027907 | 1408050350 | t3_2djjzm | t5_2to41 | 18 | w00dboarder: TIFU by accidently setting my lawn on fire.
This was actually a couple of years ago but it was probably the dumbest thing I have ever done so I want to share it.
It was really late one night (or sincerely early in the morning) and some buddies of mine and myself were having a fire and jamming some music ... | 6 | 3 | |
1408038209 | 1408078686 | t3_2dk3yr | t5_2to41 | 5,533 | Ambinevolence: TIFU by Discovering my Vagina [NSFW]
Growing up I was a stereotypical boy. Played with little toy guns and cars, peed standing up (via a spectacular penis), loved shop class, had a preoccupation with my female teachers... you get the idea. Having the appropriate amount of external protrusions, holes, and... | 14 | 395.214286 | |
1408045048 | 1408073006 | t3_2dk2w8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Agreed...should have asked mom to jump in also. Could have put a saddle on that bitch. :)
6romperstomper9: Giddyup!
Claarity: Yee-hah!
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408038931 | 1408102230 | t3_2dk5f7 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing my girlfriend to commit a federal crime.
First, let's get some background information out of the way. I'm licensed to carry a firearm. I almost never leave home without it. (please leave your politics about guns at the door) My day job is delivering diesel fuel and gasoline to homes and bu... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1408038430 | 1408130761 | t3_2dk4e2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | ill_cum_everywhere: TIFU by masturbating irresponsibly
TIFU by masturbating irresponsibly (seems like a common thing on this sub). **TL;DR at the bottom**
A little context: I got a job this summer a little far from my home, so I'm staying at a buddy's house, let's call him Jeff, for a couple months. Thankfully, he has... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1408040098 | 1408069553 | t3_2dk7tb | t5_2to41 | 32 | GoodLeftUndone: TIFU by thinking I finally had my revenge. Spoilers. I had to give a customer free orders for a loooong time.
The start of this story is 4th of July a few years ago. Me working as a general manager on a fairly busy day for us (as it normal is for us), and we get this huge $550 phone order.
Usually we v... | 4 | 8 | |
1408042758 | 1408058693 | t3_2dkcy6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | thrwy9625: TIFU by attempting to have sex with my sleeping girlfriend
TheLostKat: Honestly, I don't think it's THAT big of a deal. Considering you guys were a long term couple who had sex before and the fact that she oked you fooling around with her while she slept right before she went back to sleep. The only issue I... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1408041226 | 1408069464 | t3_2dk9yw | t5_2to41 | 208 | itsallhank: TIFU... by super-gluing my eye shut.
As usual, this did not happen today or I would have moved to Mexico. I was 14 and on my 3rd orthodontic retainer. My parents had issued a stern warning that if I break another retainer, I was paying for the 4th one out of my pocket, ie: allowance. Being 14, stupid and ir... | 5 | 41.6 | |
1408046296 | 1408063579 | t3_2dkjoi | t5_2to41 | 27 | TheSecretSoul: TIFU by making my GF faint in the shower.
Well actually i'm the gf and it happend a few years ago but i didnt know how to phrase the titel differently...THFU today he fucked up? :P
So a bit of background: as we used to live at our parents home and the bathroom was occupied in the mornings when i wanted t... | 10 | 2.7 | |
1408044388 | 1408107259 | t3_2dkg0r | t5_2to41 | 13 | joejoeboom: Tifu by falling asleep with my phone playing music.
So I fell asleep with earbuds in and woke up to my alarm the next morning and an email from amazon thanking me for my order. In my sleep I had ordered an asus 23.6" monitor.... When the package comes in on Saturday I will post a pic.
tl;dr tifu for falli... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1408041649 | 1408066287 | t3_2dkasa | t5_2to41 | 4 | Eighteen2018: Tifu- by not closing the deal
So I work at an airport. I meet a lot of people but never really connect with any of them. Till today. Yes it happened today. So for whatever reason I have to check something she has and notice she have some toradora manga.( very pretty not that it matters but always a plus)... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1408049114 | 1408076411 | t3_2dkot2 | t5_2to41 | 103 | IFartOnHipsters: TIFU by making a vagina joke in the IRS office.
So I'm a security guard for a company that is contracted out yada yada I do security in various federal buildings. The other day I was at an IRS office when a married couple walked in with a baby in a stroller. This is how the conversation went.
Me: Hey... | 7 | 14.714286 | |
1408049039 | 1408064235 | t3_2dkonm | t5_2to41 | 5 | bigced97: TIFU by almost having to go to the hospital by swimming in the intracoastal waterway.
So I'm at my friends house (who lives right off the intracoastal like the water is his backyard) and were in his pool tossing a ball around. My friend throws it too hard and the wind carries it into the intracoastal. My 2 fr... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408051546 | 1408072792 | t3_2dkt2i | t5_2to41 | 11 | Tipsly: TIFU By Trying to See if I Got a New Guitar
Chukwuuzi: Blackmail her for the guitar.
Tipsly: I've actually been thinking about this a lot. But for a Xbox One(Being 16 and at home 24/7 gets boring) and the bass. I don't know, theres lots of downsides but me and her already have a shitty relationship so I'm just... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1408052241 | 1408067820 | t3_2dku8n | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to kiss my mother's friend.
First off - the usual disclaimer - wasn't actually today, it was a few days ago.
Me: I'm 19 in a couple of weeks, second year at Uni (in Australia) and like many of my fellow 18 year olds, I spend most of my spare time in fantasy land. I have taken a real shine to... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1408055950 | 1408082222 | t3_2dl0ee | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking masturbatory advice from reddit
Yesterday I read some comment about jacking off into a cup, cleaning it, and then reusing it. So last night before bed I went into the kitchen, pulled a Solo cup out of a cabinet, went into my bedroom, and did my thang. I went back into the kitchen, washed it ou... | 3 | 8 | |
1408055237 | 1408078279 | t3_2dkz8r | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By sleeping with my neighbors sister. NSFW ish
Ok, so here I am on a weeknight having a few brews on the patio and relaxin' with the old man and jamming to the new Judas Priest album (Kick ass by the way), and my neighbor and his sister swing on over for a cold one. Everything is going good, music, tune... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1408056989 | 1408058769 | t3_2dl23p | t5_2to41 | -10 | ChickenThings: TIFU by sex masturbation penis vagina [NSFW]
ChickenThings: What the bells... Somebody is giving down ballots to my OC even when it contains NSFW elements. Sometimes I can't understand you reddit.com...
guacamole_sourcream: Why was it removed? I wanted to show all my friends the great story. Mind sen... | 3 | -3.333333 | |
1408056188 | 1408151765 | t3_2dl0uk | t5_2to41 | 3 | I_Noah_Guy: TIFU by farting and giving my grandfather a heart attack
VictorVonDoomPhD: That could have ended really shitty.... No pun intended.
Feel_Bad_You_Should: No, you intended for that to be a pun, and it was a bad one at that. You should feel bad about trying to hard to be funny.
VictorVonDoomPhD: Why would I... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1408057693 | 1408070040 | t3_2dl38l | t5_2to41 | 10 | beaster-bunny: TIFU by forgetting to wash my hands before i went to the bathroom.
I work in an HVAC shop and my job is to insulate pieces of metal for installation in houses and big businesses. My hands have gotten use to the itchy fiberglass, and sometimes i wear gloves, but today i did not. And i forgot to wash my ha... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1408057853 | 1408120209 | t3_2dl3hz | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a financial idiot and not being honest with my wife
Well, not really today exactly, but thats when its all come to a head. This started 3 years ago. I handle all the finances and a few years back we got a credit card, our first shared card. Prior to this we had only had one card and we paid ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1408061811 | 1408139440 | t3_2dl9to | t5_2to41 | 657 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a nude beach
5 days ago, mygirlfriend and I went on a trip to her hometown in central-western California. We live in Portland, Oregon so it's a nice change of weather. While driving around looking for stuff to do, we found a great beach. While looking around the beach, we saw a sign pointing... | 10 | 65.7 | |
1408062450 | 1408062811 | t3_2dlasz | t5_2to41 | 13 | IkeandMikes23: TIFU Failure to date
I'm not really sure the best way to start this out but I've recently broke up with my first actual girlfriend. SO i decided to go out with the boys and have a bbq. Everything was great, the salmon and brots were awesome.
I started texting this girl I've known for a while and we dec... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1408055565 | 1408113235 | t3_2dkzsd | t5_2to41 | 23 | jdxno7: TIFU by forgetting I moved something.
Today, I fucked up, royally. I got a caramel apple at the county fair this past weekend and had it in the fridge. Yesterday, I went to eat it but it was no longer there. I asked my boyfriend if he saw it, he said it was there this morning. Called boyfriend's dad, said he di... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1408063926 | 1408109616 | t3_2dlcyi | t5_2to41 | 211 | TamiyaTA04: TIFU by accidentally losing my virginity to my gf's underage sister :/
Ok this is something I'm not proud of so, as u do, I'll share it on Reddit (all hail throwaways)
So I'm at my gf's house and we're making out and feeling each other up etc and we then agree that we'll go the *whole nine yards* later tha... | 11 | 19.181818 | |
1408064963 | 1408116676 | t3_2dlejn | t5_2to41 | 14 | randomx8j7: TIFU by almost having a 3-way with my best friend and a 60-year-old lady (NSFW)
ok so this is my first ever reddit post and it is 100% true. I browse here from time to time and ive seen some people call bullshit on some of these jerk off stories (there seem to be a lot of them) but this happened last night ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1408065911 | 1408120071 | t3_2dlfyq | t5_2to41 | 7 | cheats47: TIFU by stepping on a rusty nail where my planters wart is.
This is my first fuck up. I'll try to keep this short.
I got my planters wart removed about two months ago, but I guess it grew back. I was at the beach (less than 1 hour ago) and I was having my siblings dig two holes so I can stick my feet in it. ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1408067756 | 1408127901 | t3_2dlilf | t5_2to41 | 127 | Bogan_Hero: TIFU by dropping Goatse in a job interview.
Today I fucked up.
So this actually happened to me a while back (it does involve Myspace after all) but it just came flooding back to me from the recesses of my brain reserved for painful memories, after just recently being introduced to TIFU and dwelling on suc... | 6 | 21.166667 | |
1408068080 | 1408145748 | t3_2dlj3x | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a nun why she doesn't have GPS.
BClark09: Most religious communities for priests & nuns have their members take vows of poverty. I've never come across an order that forbade the use of technology, but it's not a stretch to say that they don't own a GPS or a smartphone as that would go aga... | 4 | 1.5 |
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