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1408073234 | 1408170851 | t3_2dln9w | t5_2to41 | 6 | Teotwawki69: Would you prefer "TIFU by masturbating on a blank, signed check and then losing it?"
YukiHyou: Then it wouldn't be blank, would it?
Teotwawki69: Blank enough to be forged.
YukiHyou: > "Yes, your Honor. That is my DNA."
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1408070667 | 1408120732 | t3_2dln2c | t5_2to41 | 43 | MISTABIGNASTY: TIFU By Doing Karate In The Garage.
Okay. So this happened yesterday so yesterday I fucked up. I own a Jeep with a removable top and the only way to hold up the back window is with this wooden broom handle that I have in the back of the vehicle. It was a nice day so I took the top off and took the pole... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1408070158 | 1408084724 | t3_2dlmb8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Cmm9580: TIFU by talking to a clown
So....
I met a couple friends after work for Happy Hour. It was a mixed group of guys and girls. After a couple drinks and shots I am talking to one of the women who is, let's say, corpulent. She regularly wears an inordinate amount of makeup (think Mimi from the "Drew Carey Show... | 4 | 2 | |
1408071807 | 1408073078 | t3_2dloo8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | The_Ostrich_you_want: TIFU by not being there when My Package arrived from Amazon...
Hello all, first post! anyway the rundown..Basically I just came back from military training and am currently living with my father and step mother while I work on getting my own place/generally getting my life together. However sense ... | 4 | 4 | |
1408071099 | 1408094590 | t3_2dlno8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep on my dad's couch..
This was a while ago.
..So I'm at my pop's house to hang and do dinner and what not. It had been a long day up to that point and I was just sitting there alone on a big comfy couch watching TV. Eventually I gave in to my bodily needs and dozed off for a nap. I was... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408072867 | 1408118455 | t3_2dlqa9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Lilotterlee420: TIFU by having my girlfriend spit my cum in a beer bottle
So back a few years ago I got a blowjob from my girlfriend. I blew my load and she asked for something to spit it out in. I gave her an empty beer bottle that was under my dresser and then put it back. Fast forward a few days and my mom's boyfrie... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1408071803 | 1408129128 | t3_2dlonz | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by jacking off and then peeing (NSFW)
**TL;DR** **I jacked off before fucking a girl, then couldn't get hard after using the bathroom**
So this girl, V, and I have been making out for a couple weeks now, and tonight I got invited over to her place, since her family was out of town. So I was very ex... | 3 | 10 | |
1408072851 | 1408078352 | t3_2dlq9h | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about my recently lost virginity...
Zeldaelias: Don't put TL;DR at the beginning -_-
FallenHorizons: exactly what i said.
| 3 | 1 | |
1408073133 | 1408121782 | t3_2dlqpy | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by not waking my cat up to go to the bathroom. (Mildly NSFW)
So, first things first, I recently had sex with a chick who then told me that she had chlamydia. Yay. She's a roommate/FWB/NSA/extremely open relationship. Anyways, that's a TIFU for another day. On to today's story....
So, when you're expose... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1408081287 | 1408082289 | t3_2dm1ac | t5_2to41 | 1 | SHUMAGORATH7: TIFU: By being celibate four months
PictureTraveller: MEN
we don't know what we did
SHUMAGORATH7: Perhaps if i'd just fucked half of Texas, she would go to dinner with me. Ass backwards man.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1408080195 | 1408133786 | t3_2dm03i | t5_2to41 | 1,001 | Wahnsinnn: TIFU by going home
So it's my first week back in Switzerland after spending the last 11 months in the USA for med school. I've been seeing old friends, catching up with neighbours, and seeing my dads (gay couple) of course. Naturally they have me a huge and warm welcome, and I've been enjoying my time "back ... | 9 | 111.222222 | |
1408081169 | 1408148170 | t3_2dm167 | t5_2to41 | 21 | RIVA_LAS_VEGAS: TIFU by wiping my arse with bleach and ruining any chance with my crush
So this happened just before I went out tonight, I apologise for bad spelling and grammar as I'm still a little drunk.
Small backstory:
I've had the feels for this girl for a couple of weeks now and we really seem to be hitting it ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1408082882 | 1408123732 | t3_2dm30c | t5_2to41 | 14 | IamRykio: TIFU by being weak in the presence of tears
So I work the night audit in a hotel, so I've seen a few things but nothing too crazy. Most of it is just people being tired and dumb or drunk and dumb. I'm at the front desk printing papers and what not when this women comes down the elevator and walks up to me to ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1408083072 | 1408157426 | t3_2dm366 | t5_2to41 | 8 | 247lurkerI: TIFU by not listening correctly
I have been lurking on this sub for a couple of months and have decided to share my own tifu which actually happened TODAY.
First of all I am Asian-American and school just started today. Times flies by and I end up in my English12 class. Yada yada, I sit down and notice th... | 4 | 2 | |
1408085777 | 1408111983 | t3_2dm5qd | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by describing in vivid detail to my gf's mom how we make out (kinda)
FourSlotTo4st3r: Why is talk in quotations? Is it a euphemism for you're going bang your girlfriend's mom? If not, this thread is really disappointing to me.
Luigi_From_Frozen: Alpha as fuck.
guitarandcheese: no...
Luigi_From_Frozen:... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1408085910 | 1408142941 | t3_2dm5uk | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my dad's S/O
So a little background info. I'm 15 (turn 16 in 2 months) and i lost my virginity a few months ago to my ex gf. We dated for almost a year and just broke up about 2 weeks ago. It was a one time thing. We never told anybody. She just wanted the experience and she trusted m... | 9 | 2.555556 | |
1408087654 | 1408133492 | t3_2dm7ge | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by suggesting my gf is going to die
My gf recently found out that she has a tumor, and as could be expected in that scenario she is very, very sad. She got invited to go out with some friends but she was a little hesitant because she normally doesn't go out much, especially to places like bars/nightclub... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1408088969 | 1408238341 | t3_2dm8n8 | t5_2to41 | 24 | mathdhruv: TIFU by telling a girl I like her, via text
**Background Info:**
So, I (21 M/ Indian) been studying in the US for the summer. Here, I encountered another Indian girl (from a different part of the country, so with a different native tongue). We became friends over the past 2-3 weeks, meeting at mutual frien... | 11 | 2.181818 | |
1408090000 | 1408230226 | t3_2dm9ki | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU and made myself a crazy cat lady.
I had a man that I thought I loved, an army man, a true American hero. He was the love of my life, always kind and understanding. Just amazing. He took his leave and came to see me and we had the most amazing two weeks of my life. We traveled, we adventured and we made ... | 12 | 3 | |
1408092063 | 1408092924 | t3_2dmb67 | t5_2to41 | 11 | agoel00: TIFU by destroying any chances of my friend having a go with her crush
So, we have a group on FB which included a lot of the classmates from my class. Everyday a conversation of about 500-600 messages goes on in that group. I was really growing tired of receiving notifications for every message so I put the co... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1408089538 | 1408113073 | t3_2dm956 | t5_2to41 | 59 | MrCuriousCat: TIFU by releasing the kraken
Today I truly fucked up reddit. This experience, still seared into my cranium, truly haunts me. This nightmare takes place in my co-worker's home in the most wonderful state of 'Merica and with the most glorius city with it, NYC New York. It was 3 fucking am in morning when th... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1408092623 | 1408093427 | t3_2dmbkv | t5_2to41 | 4 | doncharliev: TIFU by Eating a Bhut Jolokia (Ghost Chilli)
Kill_The_Dinosaurs: We eat a lot of Bhut Jolokia in my house ... delicious pepper. Though it is hot the flavor is amazing.
And, of course, we don't eat the pepper whole.
doncharliev: Nice! I agree, I made a lamb curry with the one of them I got at the time an... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408093356 | 1408162567 | t3_2dmc4v | t5_2to41 | 12 | HueHuey: TIFU by doing a pull-up
For starters, you need to get a mental image of what i look like:
186cm tall, 55 Kg, i can wrap my hand anywhere around my arms, and my entire upper body is around 60-70cm in circumference
Badly lacking exercise, and being bored, i happen to come across a swing.
Actually, just the fram... | 4 | 3 | |
1408097428 | 1408127560 | t3_2dmfa2 | t5_2to41 | 21 | classicthrowawaylol: TIFU by splooging all over my face the first time I fooled around with a girl
As per most TIFU's, this didn't happen today. It happened a few months ago.
So the night started with my mate (let's call him "Jack") inviting me over to his house to get drunk with him and his cousin (let's call her "Ji... | 3 | 7 | |
1408118038 | 1408430532 | t3_2dmewf | t5_2to41 | 164 | Kid_Icarus42: I hate when that happens..
explore_my_mind: It happened to me twice just last week. You'll get used to it
Kid_Icarus42: Thank jesus
[deleted]: and his flying mollusk
Redditacious: Hey little boy come walk with me,
and bring your new found mollusk along,
Does it speaketh of the trinity?
can it ga... | 7 | 23.428571 | |
1408102695 | 1408106055 | t3_2dmjrt | t5_2to41 | 7 | TamiyaTA04: TIFU (more like Today We Fucked Up) by causing a drug panic at school
February 2008 and I'm in the hall at break time with my usual group of people.
We're in the usual spot and H gets out little tubes of sherbet and we're just eating it normally and the V gets out a book from his bag, takes one of the tub... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1408103416 | 1408105392 | t3_2dmkf4 | t5_2to41 | 13 | G0ldenEdge: TIFU by staying up to do university work
I recently found out I had two assignments to resubmit as they were below par and today (August 15th) was the deadline. I worked on these two assignments for a while but needed to stay up until 3:30am putting the finishing touches on them, I set an alarm for 7:30am a... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1408106701 | 1408112435 | t3_2dmnsv | t5_2to41 | 284 | fml-insects17: TIFU By playing with my morning wood
So this morning when Im still in bed and don't feel like getting up yet, I notice my dick is rock hard. MORNING WOOD HYPE!
Naturally, being the only one home, or so i thought, i began jerking off Mr. Anderson. (I am not circumcised so I don't need lube or anything). ... | 6 | 47.333333 | |
1408108789 | 1408136631 | t3_2dmqe0 | t5_2to41 | 601 | [deleted]: TIFU by locking myself in law enforcement handcuffs. Help?
Hey, Reddit.
Today I fucked up! Right now, as I type, I am restrained by a pair of law enforcement handcuffs. :(
Last week, my boyfriend purchased these handcuffs online (for sexytimes). They came in last night, and I was pretty excited. Well, n... | 11 | 54.636364 | |
1408108782 | 1408120749 | t3_2dmqdl | t5_2to41 | 2,809 | lifetaken: TIFU by making what I thought was an impossible bet.
Playing mini golf in Ocean City with my buddy and his girlfriend (beach day), and I had about 500 bucks in my wallet. It was my 18th birthday the day before and I brought a good amount of cash to OC to make sure I had enough in case we went shopping at th... | 13 | 216.076923 | |
1408110192 | 1408154026 | t3_2dms9k | t5_2to41 | 157 | jjstumpy: TIFU by farting in my cubicle
Like most submissions this happened two weeks ago. Ill run you through the night before to give you idea how this happened. A couple buddies and I went out to the bars which was having $1 beers. We always make a beer pyramid with our leftover cans too look badass to everyone else... | 8 | 19.625 | |
1408112316 | 1408113631 | t3_2dmvmr | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a blunt person and not getting hints
First off, fuck throwaways, second, this technically happened yesterday, blah blah blah...
Onto the fuck up at hand, but fist, some back story. This fuck up has been going on for almost four years now. In my sophomore year of highschool, I met this girl who... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408113359 | 1408143408 | t3_2dmxai | t5_2to41 | 701 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering used panties to my parents house. Now my mom has wrapped them up for my sister and will give them to her in a few hours. NSFW
toxicgreen1: Gross. Wtf wanting used panties? Ugh
HopelessSemantic: You are not the fetish police. Just because you don't understand a particular kink doesn't mean ... | 11 | 63.727273 | |
1408116034 | 1408132379 | t3_2dn1t2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | JTallmadgeJr: TIFU by possibly igniting a rebellion against the government.
thebrownspoon: Historical TIFU's should be a thing!
[deleted]: I disagree, I don't come to this sub to learn history.
beastazore: True. I come her too commiserate with or laugh at others poor choices and mistakes
| 4 | 4.25 | |
1408112325 | 1408158130 | t3_2dmvnb | t5_2to41 | 57 | Rachellybean: Tifu by losing my balance while peeing outside.
Every morning i walk my dogs on a lovely river trail. Today at work i decided to drink a ton of water for some reason. This along with my choice of footwear (my old skechers rocker soles) were the fatal mistakes of my day. It is a long river trail and the... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1408117994 | 1408119356 | t3_2dn5ae | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling in love
TIFU. Well this was months ago but my life is basically fucked.
Warning: wall of text coming up
Going out with office friends Saturday night, go to new club everyone's hyped about. Pretty huge crowd. Lots of hot girls. I personally think I'm a solid 6 and I'm hoping to get laid toni... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1408118962 | 1408121199 | t3_2dn708 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_FORK: TIFU by getting a physical
Kid_Icarus42: I thought this was going to be a way to tell everyone you found out you were a fork.
So...are you?
Dingleberyz: What is a fork?
Kid_Icarus42: It's like when you're going down a road, and there are two paths to choose, and you have to pick the road less tra... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1408120064 | 1408151086 | t3_2dn8yy | t5_2to41 | 10 | i_drink_MrClean: TIFU by being a good son
It happened last night.
My mom's a hard worker. I appreciate her supporting me. I'll do whatever I can to help her relax when she gets back home, like getting her some food or giving her back and legs a massage with a machine. I've given her massages before, but holy shit I ma... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1408122327 | 1408126283 | t3_2dnd4l | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheLorgore: TIFU By Trolling a Cop
[deleted]: Never go full retard.
Voyager5555: Think this is his resting state.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1407968334 | 1408639483 | t3_2dhboh | t5_2to41 | 2 | 118R3volution: TIFU by purchasing a vintage poster.
It all started a few months ago. My fiance and I were walking through a Homesense looking for items to fill our recently built townhouse (you know, consumerism and all). We come across this BEAUTIFUL vintage poster with crisp, vibrant colors and sharp contrasting line... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408118467 | 1408177036 | t3_2dn62v | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by burning a spiders leg UPDATE
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2d884y/tifu_by_burning_a_spiders_leg_near_my_bed/
UPDATE**
Was just lying on my bed and I see this red thing swinging down. Turns out it was a spider lowering itself above ME on my bed.. As soon as I noticed it, it started climbing ... | 3 | 1 | |
1408123475 | 1408153609 | t3_2dnf8j | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU by suggesting to a girl I like that I was being creepy
I was having a text conversation with a girl I like who's coming to a party at my house this weekend. Late last night, I sent her a slightly risky flirtatious joke about the fact that she would be sleeping in a double bed.
By 11 o'clock this mornin... | 5 | 15 | |
1408122876 | 1408138099 | t3_2dne3y | t5_2to41 | 233 | Obsidi-N: TIFU by masturbating in the dark.
Ok so this happened about 2 hours ago. It's midnight, everyone is asleep and I can't sleep. So, I decided to do what every normal person would do - masturbate. I was in my room, had tissues ready and the porn playing on my phone.
Here's where it all goes wrong.
I'm beatin... | 8 | 29.125 | |
1408123908 | 1408239066 | t3_2dng2h | t5_2to41 | 162 | Talfrey: TIFU by mistyping a date on my Resume.
Look, I know that some of your are likely already inclined to pop in here an inform me that the results of my fuck up are to be expected. One's resume is supposed to be entirely accurate and that any fallout from a mistake in such is entirely deserved.
You'd be right, of... | 7 | 23.142857 | |
1408083568 | 1408154957 | t3_2dm3np | t5_2to41 | 15 | FakeNameToday: TIFU by getting unlost.
Forgive me since I've never posted this story and I've never posted to this sub before.
About one year ago around September I started my first year of Uni. I got a job as campus security since it paid very well and I didn't mind staying up late. The job involved patrolling buildi... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1408089929 | 1408641102 | t3_2dm9i7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Fuck_Dane_Cook: TIFU by re-telling a skit from Dane Cook.
So, back in the days of yore (when I was in 4th grade), I was a big fan of Dane Cook. I saw videos on the internet and couldn't stop laughing, so why not share the laughter with my fellow school mates?
So I'm on the bus at school (the bus would reach the school... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1408125187 | 1408130235 | t3_2dnii4 | t5_2to41 | 106 | TurnDownForPage394: TIFU by telling a "your mom" joke
A little over a week ago, my best friend's mom committed suicide. His whole family has taken it really hard- understandably so- but we've been trying to keep him in positive spirits. Today was no exception, as it was her funeral.
Following the services, there was ... | 3 | 35.333333 | |
1408126722 | 1408231100 | t3_2dnlc6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | fredosaur: TIFU by downloading pornography.
A couple of days ago I was on my computer and felt the need to masturbate. I remembered that a while ago I had torrented some pornography and was looking through the videos I had. I decided that it might be time to get some new material.
I imagine some people are curious wh... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1408129587 | 1408138580 | t3_2dnqjf | t5_2to41 | 2 | Doctor_Reynolds: TIFU By shoving my foot in my friend's girlfriend's ass crack
tyes77: It would sound better if you said you had accidently molested your friend's ass with your foot.
johnnywacko: it's not your fucking story!
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408127493 | 1408152824 | t3_2dnmuf | t5_2to41 | 21 | xenokilla: TIFU By making a Holocaust joke at work.
I work at a Large MFG Company and today we had 2 very important visitors from A Well known German company in for a "visit that could define the future of our company". Being in IT they had us on standby near the conference room in case any of the visitors needed to ge... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1408130575 | 1408171857 | t3_2dnscg | t5_2to41 | 32 | 15gilem: TIFU by hiking while commando
My cross country team at my highschool starts practice 2 weeks before school. Our first practice is a 7 mile round trip hike.
Now, i've gone commando for many months. This was the first time I had a problem. See, my shorts (to be put bluntly) chaffed my dick all the way up the m... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1408130958 | 1408205913 | t3_2dnt1a | t5_2to41 | 222 | MattBobRoss: TIFU by getting reddit banned from my college
Again not today but still probably more recent then most on this page, I've just finished my first year of college in England (For Americans that's 16-17 years of age). One of the subjects I took was IT and the teacher was unbelievably dull. He couldn't teach a... | 6 | 37 | |
1408133767 | 1408144720 | t3_2dny4r | t5_2to41 | 5 | thisstarkid: TIFU by looking at my mom's phone
Jarbatalapus: Blackmail.
...
...
Don't actually do that.
SLUzer07: Don't blackmail her.. But you should definitely make her do things for you and buy you things with the understanding that if she doesn't then you will tell everyone. But make sure you don't blackmai... | 5 | 1 | |
1408134474 | 1408155033 | t3_2dnzef | t5_2to41 | 11 | zacsquatch: Tifu by calling the cops...
So...I got in my first "accident" today while driving . I was sitting at a red light and the guy in front of me decided to start backing up to let someone else in. I was on the horn, but he still ran into me. There was very minor damage to my vehicle, but I was still pissed becau... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1408134819 | 1408137963 | t3_2do015 | t5_2to41 | 7 | youneedmyopinion: TIFU by being new to Reddit
So this actually just happened a few minutes ago. Being new to reddit, I like to stick with just a few subreddits, mainly /r/askreddit and /r/tifu. I usually just read stuff on this subreddit and just mainly comment on /r/askreddit. As fate would have it, one of my comments... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1408136233 | 1408148757 | t3_2do2f5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Domatron97: TIFU by letting my friend make out with the chick I liked
So my fellow redditors.
As the this post suggests today/tonight I fucked up.
My best friend/brother (known him since kindergarden) and I decided to hang out with friends and go out for a drink. (Mind you I'm in Highschool and underage) . So anyway... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1408137905 | 1408154920 | t3_2do5co | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by completely losing my memory
As most TIFU posts begin, this happened some time ago, and in my case it was a month. As the school year ended, I, along with every other teenager out there was looking forward to the well deserved summer break after a whole year of being vigorously butt fucked by our teac... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1408139009 | 1408152438 | t3_2do75l | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex while wearing a tampon
So it was about 5:00am and we were laying on his bed, both still a little drunk, and had both just woke up from a drunken nap. I was tired and wasn't thinking about how I still had a tampon in while we began to have sex. I guess since I was already wet, he was able t... | 3 | 9 | |
1408138794 | 1408154333 | t3_2do6tg | t5_2to41 | 7 | Yellow_Brick_Road: TIFU by taking too many laxatives.
Sorry to say but this didn't happened today. It actually happened last December around Christmas time. My boyfriend and I made plans to be in Las Vegas for Christmas since our families had decided to have Christmas a week late due to scheduling conflicts.
To my kn... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408125343 | 1408206823 | t3_2dnis8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU: By being helpful and "insulting an entire country".
Zazie_Lavender: not really a fuckup perse. No matter WHERE OR HOW you work in retail, you will always manage to bump into that ONE customer who you inevitably fail to please in the scramble.
captain_nippy: *every customer (had one of those days today... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408141012 | 1408194732 | t3_2doaf5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | apachestop: TIFU by hitting my head really hard.
I have a weird habit of jumping off stairs like a dumbass. I knew, in my gut, that someday, this habit would be punished by the floor, or the ceiling. This time, it just happened to be the worst place ever. I was going down to the basement, and I jumped off the stairs. T... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1408128679 | 1408167250 | t3_2dnow8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | SillyGoosey: TIFU by forgetting to hit submit on a college application
Obligatory this happened a couple of months ago but I just found out about it today.
May 24th I was accepted to a college nearby as an incoming freshman. For the past few weeks I've been waiting and waiting for my roommate information. I've been so... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408142057 | 1408142953 | t3_2doc0m | t5_2to41 | 3 | CanadianMapleBacon: TIFU by cutting my scrotum with scissors
Jarbatalapus: You couldn't even shave?
And I thought you had this one in the bag...
* [I hope I don't have to explain this to anyone](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
CanadianMapleBacon: No shavers. No money. I thought it was no problem.
| 3 | 1 | |
1408141011 | 1408142348 | t3_2doaf3 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally handing My Little Pony porn, that I drew, to a friend. [NSFW]
Just about bi-weekly, a friend of mine and I get together to work on an art project (for the record, not one related to porn). This required a lot of scanning in the very beginning, but today it started back up again for a sm... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1408139265 | 1408215085 | t3_2do7l9 | t5_2to41 | 17 | myhurtbladder: TIFU by damaging by bladder
*Leaving out certain details because I really want to remain anonymous*
A few years ago, I decided to go on an exchange program in which I would spend some time in another country, then bring back my exchange partner for the same amount of time in my country. I was so exc... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1408143529 | 1408143813 | t3_2doeb5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu because the holes are too close together.
Jarbatalapus: How is that a fuck-up?
maltedbacon: Because he didn't get past the wall.
| 3 | 1 | |
1408144162 | 1408166056 | t3_2dofbu | t5_2to41 | 16 | mairae: TIFU by forgetting gf's tampon (not same one as pixie)
Sharing my fuckup after i think a good 1-2 years of happening
This is somewhat familiar to /u/pixiedustt but hers brought back my own experience with tampons.
In a long distance relationship with my (at the time) GF and finally visiting her again in her co... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1408136765 | 1408176598 | t3_2do3d9 | t5_2to41 | 104 | The0wnr: TIFU By Celebrating Before My Last Final Exam
Love the stories here, so I figure I may as well contribute a little. This happened about 3 months ago during college finals.
So I had two finals on the last day of that semester, one at noon and another at six. I get done with the first one without any problems... | 4 | 26 | |
1408146416 | 1408178332 | t3_2doipp | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing my car battery in the back seat of my car.
So, like most people here, this fuck up was about 2 years ago. A little context, I know pretty much nothing about cars, and boy do i wish i did. During a summer in college, my car battery went out. My car would make a clicking sound, showed the batt... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1408149407 | 1408228359 | t3_2don17 | t5_2to41 | 56 | ChromeCyanide: TIFU leaving the window open with the light on
I'm now hidden under the covers in my *anti-moth cage* because every moth and it's *moth*er have found their way in and I can't do my late night redditing :-(
centralnjbill: Hopefully that cage isn't made of wool or cotton
ChromeCyanide: It's my duvet and I'... | 8 | 7 | |
1408150303 | 1408155900 | t3_2dooa9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | robostoph: Tifu by saying im sorry to a store clerk
So the back story. Last week I bought galaxy quest used at an fye. When I got home the disc was covered in sand and had food particals stuck to the disc. Needless to say. Shit didnt work, so much for the 100 percent guarantee. Any way the next day I drive through a h... | 3 | 2 | |
1408151458 | 1408157706 | t3_2dopul | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my oven on for 4 months
So I guess this didn't exactly happen today, rather 4 months ago and I just so happened to realize today after being home a week from summer vacation.
So it turns out I left my oven on before leaving town. It just so happens I also left a pizza (now brick of charcoal... | 6 | 5 | |
1408151000 | 1408207361 | t3_2dop80 | t5_2to41 | 200 | notlowthoughts: TIFU by getting my neighbor deported
TIFU, Like many of these, this happened a few days ago, but I just found out the news.
To start, I am a male who lives with my fiancé. My fiancé was home by herself and went to take our dogs out around back (we live in Chicago in an apartment complex). When she got... | 9 | 22.222222 | |
1408153882 | 1408232204 | t3_2dot3x | t5_2to41 | 962 | fromnj32: TIFU by trying to be more "social".
So I'm usually shy and have a hard time talking to people. Recently I decided that I want to be more outgoing so I've been making small talk at the gym with random girls (I don't wanna seem like THAT girl who goes to the gym to hit on guys). So anyways I'm driving down a lo... | 10 | 96.2 | |
1408154704 | 1408341152 | t3_2dotju | t5_2to41 | 6 | soalone34: I used to do that but it got uncomfortable. Now a days I just walk around with my boner. People don't really react to it as much as you think.
NaruXHina: i never noticed guys with boners before all i do is assume its too big for their pants to hide (not hard) lol But then again that stuff kinda goes over my ... | 6 | 1 | |
1408153990 | 1408158771 | t3_2dot9a | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by wasting half my beer (and not taking a picture)
Edit for those concerned: I wasnt the one driving, calm your tits
Edit the second: tahoe drivers everywhere
Pulling into the grocery store I see some asshole in a tahoe decided to take up four spaces.
Usually im a little miffed when they do it in the ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1408154292 | 1408178303 | t3_2dotmz | t5_2to41 | 87 | Kancho_Ninja: TIFU and friended my mum on facebook.
I've been using FB for years now and my mum has spent the entire day going through my history, liking and commenting on every. single. damn. thing.
FML
Senecatwo: Salvation is only a block away.
Kancho_Ninja: ?
Senecatwo: My b, I'm mean you can block her. Pundemoniu... | 9 | 9.666667 | |
1408154880 | 1408209974 | t3_2douff | t5_2to41 | 6 | thegirlanon: TIFU by falling off a segway
Sooooo this happened on Tuesday and I've been in too much pain (and to many painkillers) to really do anything past couple days. I'm a mascot for my school and this week what I've been looking forward to the entire summer....MASCOT CAMP! Well, on Tuesday, the second day of camp... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1408155256 | 1408324311 | t3_2douvt | t5_2to41 | 4 | Zackie11: TIFU by not listening to my puppy's crying
So this just happened about 10-15 minutes ago.
A little backstory: My female husky (Siberian) just a litter or puppies, 2 brown and 2 white. The puppies are just starting to walk but really just crawl.
The story: So I was inside my house doing my daily chores whe... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1408145433 | 1408157763 | t3_2doh9i | t5_2to41 | 9 | tobiasy: TIFU by buying train tickets
So the other day I thought it'd be a good idea to surprise my girlfriend with a trip to Paris for her birthday. I go ahead, without consulting her, to buy two tickets for the 13th of August, a few days after her birthday. I had a really good feeling about this, and thought it was g... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1408155707 | 1408157913 | t3_2dovhu | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by knitting while babysitting
Yesterday, my neighbors called and asked me if I could watch their two young kids write they went out tonight. I said sure, happy for a chance to get a little pocket money. I got over to their house at 7:30. The parents left about fifteen minutes later, and I put the kids t... | 3 | 1 | |
1408156492 | 1408171688 | t3_2dowif | t5_2to41 | 14 | bhgrove: TIFU by making a joke at work.
I've got 11 months of beard and mustache growth. I was walking along at work when I passed a guy I hadn't seen in about 5 months. He was with about 6 other people when he saw me.
He said "wow, how does your wife find your lips through that thing?" Without missing a step I said ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1408157004 | 1408265256 | t3_2dox7b | t5_2to41 | 8,785 | ejun: TIFU by slapping my gf's ass.
Some people wanted the full story so here it goes.
Yesterday, August 15, 2014, A younger me was walking through the halls of the college about to go to my dorm when suddenly, I stumbled upon my friend (let’s call him Fred). I asked Fred if he wanted to come with me to the store t... | 14 | 627.5 | |
1408156969 | 1408158978 | t3_2dox5m | t5_2to41 | 5 | NHDraven: TIFU by having my ex's birthday on my cell phone calendar
Girlfriend has major triggers with my past. She's been diplomatic with it. Tonight we're supposed to go out together since she generally doesn't have Fridays off. She's tired and not feeling great, so I go out and pick up dinner for us at a place of he... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408158175 | 1408158976 | t3_2doyqu | t5_2to41 | 17 | ZombiePudding: TIFU By telling my SO my Reddit username.
We were sitting on the bet and I was telling her about a funny comment chain and reading certain comments to her. In one of the comments, somebody addressed me by username and it just sort of slipped out.
I'm sorry, Reddit.
jedispyder: Never ever reveal your tr... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1408159194 | 1408160987 | t3_2dp032 | t5_2to41 | 13 | justsattar: TIFU by thinking socks weren't necessary
Well a few days ago I decided I would go on my 2 hour walk without socks wearing my super tight coverse. My pinky toe started hurting like crazy and seemed to absorb all the pressure from my feet from walking. So instead of walking home 10 minutes in I walked for 2 h... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1408157776 | 1408166695 | t3_2doy6y | t5_2to41 | 34 | AnEpiphanyTooLate: TIFU by cockblocking my parents.
This actually happened today. I got home from work and tried to open the door. It was locked, which was strange. I don't have a key, but I know people are home. My dogs are barking, I'm knocking on the door, where the fuck is everyone? Everyone is usually home watchin... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1408160921 | 1408197735 | t3_2dp2bh | t5_2to41 | 215 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking dirty. [NSFW]
So this actually happened a few hours ago.
To set the scene;
Being away on a trip, my SO (of 9 months) and I haven't seen each other for around two weeks. As a result we *seriously missed* each other's touch, if you catch my drift.
After I get there, we're watching this bad ... | 4 | 53.75 | |
1408158408 | 1408169365 | t3_2doz1p | t5_2to41 | 35 | Dacontrolfreek: TIFU by assuming that i was caught watching porn
As a lot of these post this didn't happen today. It happens a few years ago.
I'm a male and was about 12 at the time. I'm part of a relatively Christian family, and I had just started being active in watching porn and masturbation. At this age and give... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1408163886 | 1408206959 | t3_2dp60z | t5_2to41 | 7 | ParadoxPanic: TIFU by not doing the dishes
briguybriguy: I doubt it's the lack of drying and putting dishes away that got you booted for the night. Might have been the final straw maybe. Time to reanalyze priorities and expectations.
callmejenkins: Yea, did it occur to him to DRY the dishes? Or watch t.v. for the 20 m... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1408165638 | 1408456362 | t3_2dp830 | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwawaybecauseine: TIFU By Watching that Video About The Abuse from the Front Page
If you haven't seen it, it's the terrible video of this poor kid trapped in this abusive relationship. It's shocking and just messed me up a bit.
Currently, it's around 1 in the morning. I just got my internet step up due to a router ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408164762 | 1408212363 | t3_2dp73j | t5_2to41 | 17 | ahoney002: TIFU by being a flirt
So, not today, about a week or so ago.
To begin with, I am a flirt. My SO is aware of this and is fine with it (to be fair, he's a flirt as well, it works out). Anybody I flirt with, both male and female, are all given very clear expectations in the beginning that this is "harmless ... | 11 | 1.545455 | |
1408166499 | 1408547659 | t3_2dp922 | t5_2to41 | 119 | Ignore77: TIFU by making a weed cookie without doing any research on how to actually do it
Like most stories I see on here, this happened awhile back.
I had smoked weed approximately a dozen times in my lifetime. I was a senior in college and had recently made my first purchase of my own weed (I'd thrown in a $20 at ... | 13 | 9.153846 | |
1408166973 | 1408173151 | t3_2dp9j4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | RumpleMyForeskin: TIFU by speaking to my manager
I suppose a bit of backstory is necessary.
Currently, I am a contract driver for Pizza Hut. The job on average pays less than minimum wage, so when I was offered 12/hr next door at an organic grocery market I jumped at the chance, and gave my notice.
Today, I was sent ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1408168027 | 1408209695 | t3_2dpap0 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU By Being Stupid Teenager.
So like most TIFUs this wasn't today but yesterday.
So the yesterday me and my mate were going to hang out that night, and he was coming over to mine to just hang out play games and shit. So he texts me saying his mum isn't home from work yet and is late so she won't be able t... | 4 | 11 | |
1408162956 | 1408178400 | t3_2dp4uv | t5_2to41 | 5 | NotAModder: TIFU by liking a girl (DIFFERENT FROM LAST)
johnnywacko: She is whispering about me and my enormous penis.
NewBeta614: All 2 inches of it.
th3b1gr3d0n3: Can confirm... am tape measure.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1408172301 | 1408225146 | t3_2dpewd | t5_2to41 | 6 | BigPhilKnows: TIFU When I realized I was high...
Alright its a Friday night, about 1:00 Am. Just finished my busser shift at my restaurant; Oh I also had a fever that I was sweating out still. >Anyways it was a good day, made nice amount of money from my tips. Night shift I gotta do it to be able to pay for school, ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1408173789 | 1408358264 | t3_2dpg9a | t5_2to41 | 12 | growaway4: TIFU by leaving my computer connected to the bluetooth speaker in the living room, while I browsed pornos for an hour from the safety of my bedroom
Title says it all. We were all hanging out in the living room listening to music. My computer was connected to my portable bluetooth speaker and I was playing al... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1408179275 | 1408181498 | t3_2dpkrl | t5_2to41 | 9 | FlyingMonkey420: TIFU by not dubble checking plans
Okay, so word to the wise: Don't ever tag along on a cross country road/camping trip and trust that the other person just "has it covered" as far as the plans; was told a week before that "camp grounds were booked" and that we were making a pit stop in Iowa to spend Th... | 3 | 3 | |
1408180498 | 1408305523 | t3_2dplmr | t5_2to41 | 9 | RachealHolland: TIFU by obsessing over a new friend
So, since meeting my new suspected friend and having no idea if we are even friends I have been a bit obsessed with them, the not knowing if we are friends is doing my head in, as based on the going bowling and how we chatted I would think we are but I just don't know... | 7 | 1.285714 |
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