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1408175743 | 1408272954 | t3_2dphx6 | t5_2to41 | 39 | ADHD_Broductions: TIFU by accidentally becoming an illegal citizen
I am a dual citizen of the USA and Norway, primarily living in Norway. A few days ago, I filled out a visa-like form called ESTA. This is basically a visa application deal that's not really a visa. I used this so I could travel to the USA on my Norwegia... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1408183577 | 1408187766 | t3_2dpnu4 | t5_2to41 | 44 | knackerz: TIFU by stealing cigarettes
This wasn't today but last week, me, my wife and two children were at a holiday resort in the middle east on a well earned break.
On our last night we were chatting to the workers who we now classed as friends and it soon became time to close the bar so the workers left, we still ... | 4 | 11 | |
1408187253 | 1408214219 | t3_2dpqdp | t5_2to41 | 6 | Freeqt: TIFU by choosing the white girl over the black one.
directdread23: Do thr words, racist asshole, mean anything to you? Cause they should
sniss-o-matic: And sexist!
directdread23: where do you see sexism here? not being a dick im just wondering
sniss-o-matic: The extreme focus on looks, OP clearly considers lo... | 9 | 0.666667 | |
1408191838 | 1408192522 | t3_2dptux | t5_2to41 | 2 | NYCsiren: TIFU by trying to become a prostitute
StyrofoamFloater: i mean....just find older dudes with money that dont mind exchanging money for sex. I hang out with a girl who has the same attitude and she has like three older guys that she sees regularly. They pay for her apartment, her big ass TV and everything els... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408193593 | 1408194962 | t3_2dpvdp | t5_2to41 | 12 | Jack_the_Derpo: TIFU by taking a message from a friend way too seriously.
CarefulSAINT: If you caused your friends "dreams to be crushed" and he has quit pursuing "youtube stardom" just because of your comment... yeah, it wasnt his real ambition or dream.
If youre truly passionate about something, you let nothing st... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1408192926 | 1408194744 | t3_2dpurw | t5_2to41 | 7 | ERIPPER35: TIFU by Watching Porn
So today I was watching porn and "doing my thing" but i was laying down and not really fapping. Little did I know my mom moved into the kitchen and could hear the noise, and then I heard, "What are you listening too?" I tried to play it off like nothing but couldn't. I figured my parent... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1408193116 | 1408200705 | t3_2dpuxh | t5_2to41 | 13 | MannoSlimmins: TIFU by calling the police and having cops drawn weapons on an innocent man
I live in an apartment building. Recently, I was having issues with the tenant across the hall. They would be slamming their front door that is directly across from mine all day long, going to 2-3am. It was annoying, I complained... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1408194121 | 1408393709 | t3_2dpvv8 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by interrupting my friends parents having sex
This FU happened when I was 11, but a post about someone cockblocking their parents reminded me of it. So here's the story:
I lived across the street from a girl who was a year younger than me. She was very demanding and controlling and despite my not being... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1408195145 | 1408199817 | t3_2dpwvo | t5_2to41 | 1 | Phantomdarkkid: TIFU By Getting High in School
Kespatcho: Why didn't you tell the guy to phone your dad if he was so close?
Phantomdarkkid: Because i was high as hell and didn't fully comprehend the situation
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1408198834 | 1408209581 | t3_2dq0wz | t5_2to41 | 12 | Pedagonia: TIFU by shitting at my friends house
As with most TIFU stories mine did not happen today, it actually happened when I was maybe around 11 years old. As a young kid i always took the meanest dumps there was and I had a reputation at my friends house for clogging the toilet. Whenever this would happen i would ... | 3 | 4 | |
1408171304 | 1408200578 | t3_2dpdz7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | RachealHolland: TIFU with my suspected new friend
smokinporch: Yeah u shoulda asked for their number and yes you r socially awkward hehe. Used to be too myself. Do some drugs and you'll be better :)
smokinporch: Oh and don't care so much. There are 6 bill ppl on this planet, rejection of friendship from ONE of them ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408177607 | 1408219821 | t3_2dpjg9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Telletubbe: TIFU by going to the gas station high.
So, this happened a few hours ago. I got stoned, had some great high cowgirl sex with my boyfriend. Then decided we were hungry. We go to the gas station.
At the gas station I got a drink no big deal. Then I decided I wanted a doughnut. So I go to the doughnut thing. ... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1408204706 | 1408248524 | t3_2dq8ie | t5_2to41 | 255 | BootyMcBooterson: TIFU By Snapchatting my Co-Worker my Penis.
I was having some fun with the girlfriend, accidentally sent the snap to my co-worker.
I drew a Santa hat on the head.
Vstar3: Male or female coworker? And did you get a response?
BootyMcBooterson: Female, she didn't respond or message me today.
Striderrs:... | 9 | 28.333333 | |
1408204715 | 1408212538 | t3_2dq8iz | t5_2to41 | 18 | self_made_human: TIFU By showing my parents lesbian porn.
Context: I live in India, a country where an uninterrupted power supply is still more of a luxury than the norm.
I was beating the meat in the quiet comfort of the bathroom adjacent to my parents' bedroom, when the lights called it quits. I immediately stumbled... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1408204468 | 1408271056 | t3_2dq86h | t5_2to41 | 6 | AndrewU: TIFU by befriending a puppy
So about two years ago I wanted a puppy for my college apartment and the opportunity to get one came up and I jumped at it. Long story short, some books were ripped and some homework/notes were eaten(serious) and I realized I was in over my head and she would be better off at home.... | 3 | 2 | |
1408206367 | 1408207769 | t3_2dqaxj | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying 'Hi'.
Life is hard being a socially awkward teenager.
I work at a restaurant, and there is this one girl I kinda like. We work different jobs there, but I do sometimes run into her in the back office. I barely talk to my colleagues, but I wanted to change this. So today, I was getting out of... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1408205856 | 1408222613 | t3_2dqa7t | t5_2to41 | 164 | xanderbelly: TIFU by taunting a squirrel
Beautiful blue sky summer day here in Chicago. Wife and kids out of the house, got me some rare quiet time. Went out to relax in my comfy fold up chair in the shade of the large water oak tree in our backyard. After a few minutes I hear skittering, and leaning my head back, I op... | 4 | 41 | |
1408207128 | 1408212351 | t3_2dqbzu | t5_2to41 | 403 | thorium007: TIFU - Is Shaturday a real thing? If so I have a TIFU involving barium.
Some years ago, I had to go through a battery of tests so that I could officially be diagnosed with Celiac disease. I already knew I had it, but the doctor wanted to be sure.
One of these tests involved a barium enema.
This is the ... | 5 | 80.6 | |
1408207415 | 1408214391 | t3_2dqcds | t5_2to41 | 90 | Transhumanist_Shibe: TIFU by sending my teacher the Navy SEAL copypasta
I was joking around with my friend on le facebook and he jokingly insulted me so I wanted to send him the navy seal copypasta because he'd probably never seen it before. But in the chat bar thing I accidentally clicked the name right under him (my ... | 8 | 11.25 | |
1408208194 | 1408273837 | t3_2dqdhv | t5_2to41 | 5,844 | the_dead_icarus: TIFU by scaring my GF while she was cupping my balls.
We were laying in bed, post coitus, watching The Crazies and she has her hand resting on my junk. During the car wash scene I decided to scare her when a crazy smashes the car window, a bad bad move on my part. She jumped and squished my balls in he... | 14 | 417.428571 | |
1408208942 | 1408311697 | t3_2dqel0 | t5_2to41 | 68 | DuuddeLove: TIFU A poop story: The time i publicly pooped myself in the airforce
Back in the day, I used to be a firefighter in the air force and I was going through my tech school when my little shit storm occurred. We went to our tech school from 5 am to about 3 but we had around a 2 hour lunch more often than not. D... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1408208651 | 1408232200 | t3_2dqe5n | t5_2to41 | 15 | coolol: TIFU by being an overprotective mom
Well, it's been over 2 hours since this happened and my face is *just* relaxing from the cringeface position....Although my almost 19-year old daughter is all grown up and has her own life, I still can't let go of worrying about her of course.
Now, she just got her 5th tatt... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1408208392 | 1408243677 | t3_2dqdql | t5_2to41 | 33 | Cheapshot99: TIFU by having explosive diarrhea
Like most tifus this happened a couple years back
It was any normal week and i was extremely bored. So i decided to go out of town with my dad to work. We left in the morning and headed up to Bakersfield CA. He is a pharmaceutical salesmen (sells drugs to doctors). So w... | 3 | 11 | |
1408209338 | 1408253734 | t3_2dqf8h | t5_2to41 | 4 | m3lm0: TIFU by ruining the firing order of my car.
cantthinkofaname: Should say in the manual, then if its distributed, its pretty easy to figure out. What car/year/model?
If you google the engine bay of the model, you can probably see the wiring in the pictures as well from the distributor to the plugs.
m3lm0: Does... | 4 | 1 | |
1408209687 | 1408262535 | t3_2dqfrj | t5_2to41 | 28 | porcuwizdes: TIFU by telling a blind guy to take his glasses off
So, I work in a shitty little store, it doesn't get packed often, but this time round, it is fucking CRAMMED.
We only have one station for cash, so anyway. It's packed beyond belief, everyone's complaining that the line's going really slow.
So I thought... | 7 | 4 | |
1408210228 | 1408215366 | t3_2dqgk3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by high-fiving a knife.
This happened yesterday but searching for /r/yifu added one more fu to the list and led me to post it here. (Don't go there man....)
To clear things up, and to avoid the inevitable question of *"How did you not see a knife?!"* You should all know I'd been suffering from a migrai... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1408212995 | 1408295245 | t3_2dqkpx | t5_2to41 | 451 | morningtrain: TIFU by telling my wife "that didn't hurt."
This happened Thursday.
After a long day of work, I came home to my loving wife. I noticed she had something stuck on her thigh. I asked her what it was and she said it was a wax sheet that she must have attached to her when she was using them earlier. This is ... | 7 | 64.428571 | |
1408214241 | 1408246943 | t3_2dqmlr | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU (almost) by calling cunninglingus with my SO spelunking...NSFW
Just a heads up this is an ALMOST TIFU since at the end of the day doesn’t matter had sex.
I’m a long time lurker but first time poster and since this is too funny not to share thought it was time to pop my Reddit “cherry” especially since ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408215401 | 1408254260 | t3_2dqoas | t5_2to41 | 14 | ewokthegreat: TIFU by being unable to talk to my girlfriend without getting in a fight.
As the title says, I can't talk to my girlfriend without getting into a fight. She doesn't trust me despite the fact that I haven't given her any reason . Every time we try to "talk" we end up yelling and crying. I think I've lost h... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1408216340 | 1408226819 | t3_2dqpp8 | t5_2to41 | 120 | nearlyheadlessdick: TIFU by peeing on my daughter
If any of you are parents, you know how hard it is to keep track of an 18 month old during the day by yourself. Bathroom breaks are hard to do, because you can't just close the door and go or else when you come out, your child will be standing on the kitchen counter wit... | 3 | 40 | |
1408213171 | 1408249811 | t3_2dqkzz | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by clearing the genre for my entire iTunes.
AstroNaughtilus: TYFU by choosing Apple, IMO
smokinporch: This
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1408220366 | 1408289771 | t3_2dqvaj | t5_2to41 | 3,652 | plutolute: TIFU by yelling "go back to Africa" within an earshot of a black man
A few weeks ago my friend and I were driving around listening to an 80's compilation CD. In the middle of the song "Africa" by Toto my friend changed to the next track. I exclaimed, "hey, go back to Africa" because I wanted to hear the rest... | 13 | 280.923077 | |
1408221327 | 1408266911 | t3_2dqwpl | t5_2to41 | 444 | strangehilarity: TIFU by jizzing in a shared hotel room.
I am currently on a music tour in Italy, sharing a room with four other men. Obviously not having had sex since the day before we left for the one week trip, tensions were running high, and my extremely horny girlfriend back home was sending me intimate messages,... | 9 | 49.333333 | |
1408221184 | 1408225144 | t3_2dqwig | t5_2to41 | 6 | FerretSummoner: TIFU by having the courage to poo.
Now I don't know about you all, but I am extremely pee shy...especially poo shy. All my life I've tried to refrain from the usage of public restrooms. Not because I think they're dirty. Not because I think that there may be creepers, weirdos, or rapists in there. It's ... | 3 | 2 | |
1408220244 | 1408235326 | t3_2dqv3b | t5_2to41 | 59 | MySisterIsSoMad: TIFU by beating up my little sister in front of her new school
My little sister starts high school next week. The school was having an open house last night and my parents wanted her to make a good impression, so they made me take her down to meet her new teachers and shit.
After we left the open hous... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1408223814 | 1408237855 | t3_2dr0ad | t5_2to41 | 19 | HighFiveHippo: TIFU by making a joke about dead parents in front of a friend who recently lost his father.
I was walking back inside from a practice and was talking about being sad with a person and he made a comment about how he never gets sad and there is nothing that could make him so sad. I, without thinking, blurt... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1408225826 | 1408227085 | t3_2dr39h | t5_2to41 | 48 | anatelier: TIFU with an inadvertent death threat
As I bagged up a woman's purchase -- a pair of pillows by the name of "Deep Sleep" -- she commented in jest that she bought them purely because of the name. With idle colleague-to-customer conversation not being my strong suit, I said "You should have a deep sleep, other... | 3 | 16 | |
1408226877 | 1422057161 | t3_2dr4rl | t5_2to41 | 12 | salsapoacher: TIFU by painting someone.
I work at a local Ace Hardware in my town. I was roaming the floor asking people if they need help. I am usually pretty good about being able to get people what they need. A middle aged woman came up to me and asked me if I could mix some paint for her. So I gave her the cheery "... | 3 | 4 | |
1408223845 | 1408307302 | t3_2dr0c1 | t5_2to41 | 50 | shaturdaze: TIFU by drinking a whole bottle of black cherry juice.
I was just done with classes and wanted to get a snack and a drink before I hopped on the bus to go home. I went to the grocery and got some veggie sushi and I was looking for a drink to go with it when suddenly -
!SALE! 'Just Black Cherry Juice' 50% ... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1408228707 | 1408237395 | t3_2dr7e3 | t5_2to41 | 59 | Shavingryansprivate6: [NSFW] TIFU by masturbating next to my cat
I was watching tv and became bored. I started wanking while sitting on my couch (that has about a foot of space under it). Bout 5 mins into it my very playful cat, who I had no idea was under the couch, jumps up and swats my penis like it is a cat toy. I ... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1408230631 | 1408318852 | t3_2dra3p | t5_2to41 | 7 | uziman55: TIFU by pooping at work
This happened not 30 minutes ago and I feel like this is the right time to share my story. I work a Pizzeria and I do often use our bathrooms because we have a spacious one with a very thick, almost sound proof door. I was sitting on the toilet, browsing Reddit while I waited for my bu... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408231638 | 1408253580 | t3_2drbia | t5_2to41 | 239 | texas_nature: TIFU by getting a boner while donating blood.
so today started out like any other day. i woke up to go to my oldest son's school to talk to his teacher and let both my son's play with the toys, the jumphouse and all of the entertainment. my wife, before we went, was rubbing against me turning me on, givin... | 7 | 34.142857 | |
1408232489 | 1408234280 | t3_2drco0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | g33k1977: TIFU plumbing
Just a couple hours ago I fucked up. My toddler is at the poi t of flushing whatever she comes across down the toilet. Last time, it was a wad of baby wipes that cost us $300 for a plumber to come out and extract. That time I watched the plumber and learned how to do it myself. Toilet clogged ag... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1408232757 | 1408238667 | t3_2drd1e | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ponchorello7: TIFU by letting my grandma's dog out.
ChroniclesIY: either you shower long or the storm hit really really fast with no warning
Ponchorello7: Typical Mexican summers. 20 minute rains.
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1408234595 | 1408235365 | t3_2drfl5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [meta] Does anybody else think about TIFU before doing anything out of the ordinary?
The other day I had to **a)** get a piece of crappy furniture out of my house and **b)** break it up for disposal.
I live on the second floor. I figured out the easiest way to do both would be to drop the thing off my balc... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408230207 | 1408292226 | t3_2dr9gz | t5_2to41 | 4 | herkaburger: TIFU Approximately 4 years ago by calling one of my good friends, who happens to be Black, a Ni**er. [NSFW for use of certain words]
Yeah, this story's from a few years back, but I hadn't remembered it until just now, because I talked to this friend for the first time in a year and a half.
So, TL;DR First... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408236293 | 1408253343 | t3_2drhwa | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my brother's shower pouf while on my period.
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ChroniclesIY: so you wash "there" last?
TheGwolo: cutting deep to the heart of the issue, ChroniclesIY is the master of the situation...
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1408236750 | 1408291107 | t3_2drij4 | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting tricked into opening a gay porno site
This was when I was around 11.
So, I was playing an MMO and I was all buddy-buddy with this one guy who was in my party. After he was about to leave, he asked me if I wanted to check out this one website for guides and such. I went to it, and of course, ... | 5 | 11 | |
1408236131 | 1408296069 | t3_2drhp2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | otnipplescars: TIFU By getting my girlfriend's braces stuck in my nipple. (nsfw-ish)
Once upon a time, on a lovely springbreak afternoon... it was nearing the time when my father would come home. Me and my current girlfriend at the time were getting frisky. She was sucking on my nipple, biting and nibbling it and whate... | 4 | 5 | |
1408237495 | 1408238617 | t3_2drji4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | BarkMryant: tifu by being James Bond
BarkMryant: Fuck man, that sounds scary, was your dad pissed, or just happy you were okay?
gtakiller0914: He was a drunk so when he went to grab me, he wasn't really paying attention to the wires melting the top of his car. I don't remember much after that except for a belt.
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1408233576 | 1408238991 | t3_2dre6z | t5_2to41 | 5 | StormLXXIV: TIFU by sneezing (Involves bathroom, but I'm pretty sure it's SFW)
This story begins this morning, after I woke up and had a delicious breakfast of homemade nutmeg waffles (thanks mom!). I usually take a whiz when I get up, but I had today opted to stay in bed for those precious few minutes of being relativ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408238161 | 1408238481 | t3_2drkd6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | AirshipHead: TIFU by getting drunk at the leaving party of a coworker I've had a thing for forever.
soalone34: How did the coworker react?
AirshipHead: "I did nothing wrong here, I will go and speak to him, I'm pissed off"
soalone34: Was she talking to you?
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1408238157 | 1408239509 | t3_2drkcu | t5_2to41 | 6 | adcas: TIFU by cleaning cat litter boxes
INB4 I'm called out as a dumb ass: I know, I'm a dumb ass.
Alright, so a while back (about ten years) I got stuck with cleaning kitty litter boxes. No problem, I had a cold and there was no way the ammonia could bug me as much.
As per usual, I dumped the litter in a trash bag... | 3 | 2 | |
1408238721 | 1408307725 | t3_2drl2u | t5_2to41 | 179 | dontjudgeme57: TIFU by using mom's toothbrush (NSFW)
Throwaway account, username says it all.
*UPDATE BELOW*
Today, I had the house to myself, and decided, as the horny teenager I am, to masturbate.
Last night I saw a recommendation on /r/sex to use a battery operated toothbrush as a vibrator. I opened the medicine c... | 6 | 29.833333 | |
1408239667 | 1408301258 | t3_2drmab | t5_2to41 | 18 | ReptilianOver1ord: TIFU by eating a box of fried chicken while sick 'NSFW'
Last year of college I was violently ill with some variety of respiratory illness (probably the flu) -- sore throat, coughing, runny nose -- the usual unpleasantness. I was unable to eat very much other than applesauce, NyQuil, and cough drops f... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1408241097 | 1408253104 | t3_2dro4l | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by completely destroying any trust my girlfriend had for me
briguybriguy: Abandon ship.
TheGwolo: AH WHOOOOGAH!
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1408242727 | 1408250389 | t3_2drq7u | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a girl she looked OK
So, I am rather naive when it comes to women (C'mon, every guy has been there) and I've recently been texting this girl I met. Well, she sent me a selfie and said "Sorry it doesn't look good." Naturally, I responded with "Oh, it looks OK!", and by that I had meant "You lo... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1408243699 | 1408363969 | t3_2drrgz | t5_2to41 | 4 | K4SHM0R3: TIFU By being hopelessly in love with one of my best friends.
AlfsRehabAndTea: you're being a bit of a whiney bitch. ALL women have vaginas. Fuck one of them!
K4SHM0R3: That's kinda not the point I was going for. I think /r/TheRedPill is calling you, you should probably go and check what they want.
AlfsReha... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1408243788 | 1408247991 | t3_2drrl9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | fuped: TIFU by fucking my girlfriend right in the pussy
U_AreFuckedInTheHead: I'm guessing you didn't need Magnums
6romperstomper9: I'm guessing you're correct. Also the tip didn't break, the whole thing just slid off, well because.......OP didn't need Magnums.
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1408245833 | 1408301544 | t3_2dru7r | t5_2to41 | 64 | account-7: TIFU by getting stuck at the top of a skyscraper.
agentlame: Might want to conserve your phone battery. Posting to reddit seems like a poor use.
Guitarknowitall: Or maybe use his fucking cell phone to call for help.
account-7: Right...And risk getting in a lot of damn trouble
Guitarknowitall: Yeah starving... | 10 | 6.4 | |
1408245463 | 1408292049 | t3_2drtrx | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my dad's phone.
So recently my family dropped comcast (the feeling of fucking over comcast felt so good) and we now do not have WiFi. My dad's phone gets unlimited 4G so I was using it for browsing and shit when my mom and dad started a huge argument. My dad left a little while later to get piz... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1408244894 | 1408284604 | t3_2drt0x | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by tell a girl I'm interested in about my abusive father while texting high.
I met a girl online and we've been talking for a few weeks while trying to coordinate our schedules to meet up. In the mean time we've been chatting and getting further into our personal lives. She opened up to me and one night... | 3 | 6 | |
1408248441 | 1408394325 | t3_2drxho | t5_2to41 | 12 | Oneeyefrog: TIFU BY STOPPING A FIGHT WITH MY PARENTS AND SIBLINGS
So a Lil back story ....I am in my late 20 and I been down in my luck for the past year, my wife cheated on me, I lost my house my car broke down and I lost my job so its been hard for me, I was forced to move back with the parents just until I got back ... | 3 | 4 | |
1408251115 | 1408292161 | t3_2ds0sm | t5_2to41 | 108 | A_Dads_Dissaproval: TIFU by asking my dad to kill a bug.
This isn't the first time I've dealt with my dads disapproval and judgement before, but this really takes the cake. I was sitting in my room, watching some Let's Play videos on YouTube, when out of the corner of my eye I saw a bug that crept through my window, s... | 7 | 15.428571 | |
1408251997 | 1408400846 | t3_2ds1tu | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my African American teacher think I said the n word
Ok, this was a couple days ago and I figured you guys would like it. I would also like to make it known that I am not racist in any way so read the story as it is told. Basicly, I was walking to my geometry class from lunch, and I have this f... | 3 | 2 | |
1408256168 | 1408314730 | t3_2ds63h | t5_2to41 | 64 | DementedMinecraft: TIFU by watching porn on my grandpas computer
So I have been staying at my grandparents for a few days now and my phone won't connect to their internet properly so I was limited to looking at pictures saved on my phone. Earlier today my grandpa offered me his computer and I accepted the offer. After ... | 8 | 8 | |
1408257280 | 1408292512 | t3_2ds786 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Carpathian_Vigo: TIFU by blowing a spider
There I was, laying in bed, just moments ago. I'm smoking a few hitters and watching some Always Sunny, when I notice a dark blur creeping into my peripherals from above. I glance up to see a big ass spider descending it's web right in front of my face. My gut instinct was to b... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1408259251 | 1408307867 | t3_2ds8w7 | t5_2to41 | 304 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my virginity to a prostitute and not being able to finish
So yeah. Today I decided to take the plunge after thinking about it for a while. I'm not going to get into details on why here, but it was a combination of wanting to just do it and not wanting to embarrass myself in front of a girl I a... | 7 | 43.428571 | |
1408257357 | 1408346192 | t3_2ds7ab | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwawaycatx3: TIFU by trying to defend the underdog and wound up in the doghouse
Today my boyfriend and I got into it because I decided to open my mouth. We've been dating for over a year.
Backstory - we were at a mutual friends' property to help them do some work on a structure. I am a petite woman, so I generally ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1408263824 | 1408272729 | t3_2dscha | t5_2to41 | 27 | PlazmaPlatypus: TIFU by telling a girl her butt is fat
-This happened today-
So i come back from my weekend with my mom, im now with my dad where his partner has a 13 year old daughter. I got a new chair from my fathers work and when she came into my room she said, "Oh, your but doesn't fir that chair" Meaning my ass... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1408263601 | 1408264426 | t3_2dsccf | t5_2to41 | 8 | laurel_L: TIFU by making a homeless man think that I was going to hurt him
ieatbabies1: You're **Asian**.
You're **female**.
And you're driving! Who wouldn't be scared? God.
laurel_L: hahaha, I was expecting this comment! Thanks for making me laugh :)
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408265472 | 1408292835 | t3_2dsdq5 | t5_2to41 | 46 | TheGraveSin: TIFU by introducing myself at work.
So im a waitress and multitasking a lot can have some bad results at times. My bf has a good guy friend that visits a lot with his son, ive never met the kids mom before until.today when she came into eat. I recognized her from pics and was planning on introducing myself... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1408265811 | 1408266717 | t3_2dsdya | t5_2to41 | 14 | Turnoverr: TIFU by reading Fifty Shades of Gray aloud in my bedroom while my parents were in town.
Long story short, I was reading a violent sex scene aloud to myself, and a friend, in my living room, and then my parents walked in through the front door and heard me making the moaning sounds and sexual dialogue. It was... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1408268384 | 1408295559 | t3_2dsfqn | t5_2to41 | 9 | DanceToCellDivision: TIFU by playing a song involving shoving plumbs up your bum while my parents and their friends were over
So my parents and their friends came over and I was really drunk. My room is right next to the lounge room. My friend sent my this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM) and I watch... | 3 | 3 | |
1408274086 | 1408331518 | t3_2dsjna | t5_2to41 | 380 | [deleted]: TIFU by sticking my dick where it doesn't belong
Im a college student, and since the semester is out all we've been doing is partying. I live in a house with 3 other guys and one of their girlfriends but recently the couple gave been hitting a rough patch. Last night there was a party with a ridiculous amoun... | 5 | 76 | |
1408276930 | 1408296308 | t3_2dslt8 | t5_2to41 | 366 | AwkwardBlockage: TIFU by trying to get rid of some awkward evidence.
Using a throw-away because after this I don't think I can face anymore embarrassment. Ok a bit of background, I was an 18 year old boy (now 23) when this happened, living my mom and sister. When I was 18 my sister was going off to live with her fiance... | 9 | 40.666667 | |
1408277458 | 1408298217 | t3_2dsm9p | t5_2to41 | 10 | Tigertroll14: TIFU by eating toilet paper and being called out by my parents in public
Ok so this happened just a couple hours ago.
I was at a diner with my parents and I noticed my watch had a blemish on it. As it's a new watch and I want it to look great I take a piece of paper, dip it in water, and before I could ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1408288485 | 1408489410 | t3_2dsr63 | t5_2to41 | 12 | tornadoblewmydickoff: who am i convincing, its probably never gonna be cool.
soalone34: She should forgive you, you were drunk to the point where you don't even remember it happening, it makes no sense to hold a grudge for it.
klabboy: Just because you get drunk and don't remember shit doesn't excuse the person's actio... | 6 | 2 | |
1408284568 | 1408336711 | t3_2dst5v | t5_2to41 | 4,473 | Zymaxid: TIFU by kicking my husband in the balls.
Background info: I've done martial arts since I was a kid. My husband appreciates that and we play-wrestle sometimes for kicks and giggles. Well, the other day hubby was standing in the bedroom by the dresser watching the news, so I thought that I'd stroll up and lig... | 16 | 279.5625 | |
1408285194 | 1408287020 | t3_2dsttr | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by drifting in front of a cop.
Another_Fevered_Ego: If I want to impress a girl while in a car I just whip my dick out. Allot of woman, even prude ones will go for the bait. You have to set it up correctly of course otherwise your just a creep who exposes himself to woman in his car.
sie_nennen_mich_La... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1408286567 | 1408289945 | t3_2dsvfk | t5_2to41 | 102 | throwawayoneuno: TIFU by telling my wife that another woman wouldn't find her attractive.
After three months of the neighbor's boyfriend being deployed we confirmed our suspicions that the neighbor is homosexual, every other weekend when her daughter is at her ex-husband's house, Tasha has had a girlfriend over to stay... | 3 | 34 | |
1408289045 | 1408289638 | t3_2dsyn8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my father my boob. [nsfw]
So I had a dressing gown on after coming out of the shower and was playing the guitar. I'd wanted to show my dad a new song I'd learned (Pinball Wizard if you're interested). I was sorta hunched over the neck so I could concentrate and unbeknownst to me my gown slipp... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408289573 | 1408369410 | t3_2dsze9 | t5_2to41 | 217 | FaceTheContrast: TIFU by being an ackward freshman and rejecting a hot, popular girl..
Believe it or not, this TIFU did not happen today.
IMFYIFU
In my freshman year i fucked up...
So at point in freshman year, while with friends, some girl walked over and was like "___ wanted me to give you this". She pointed at some... | 7 | 31 | |
1408275674 | 1408292340 | t3_2dskte | t5_2to41 | 4 | RXJuday: TIFU by getting drunk.
First off, please no hate comments just because of my age(which is 14). This was the first time I got drunk, and god it was so awful, I never plan on doing it again any time soon.
So, me and my friends wanted to say goodbye to summer in a fun way, so we decided to have a pool party, ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408290617 | 1408327186 | t3_2dt0uo | t5_2to41 | 102 | Zezano: TIFU by bringing the condom home where my pet skunk lay in wait.
So I lost my virginity in typical nervous fashion and my girlfriend refused to put the condom in her bin incase her parents found it. I wrapped it up in a tissue and bought it home in my bag. I left the bag on the floor.
At this point it's worth ... | 8 | 12.75 | |
1408291137 | 1408292962 | t3_2dt1m5 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by pranking my stepdad resulting in a nutshot
Ok, so this may take some explaining to make it clear what I did so bear with me. My stepdad and I have a weird relationship, we often joke with each other and prank each other when we can, so this time wasn't any different. He had a movie on and had his e... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1408292526 | 1408364614 | t3_2dt3kx | t5_2to41 | 12 | madvoy97: TIFU when i masturbated my cat took bite on my dick. NSFW
heads up to the readers, this is my first time writing a story so if it's a little wonky or not appealing i apologize.
My Friday night is the usual Friday night where I get down on myself. I am currently 16 so... it's natural for us teens to be sexual... | 3 | 4 | |
1408294150 | 1408416673 | t3_2dt5w4 | t5_2to41 | 275 | [deleted]: Tifu by waterboarding myself with a vagina
Tl;dr cunningulus in the shower led to passing out due to oxygen deprivation
So this happened Thursday me and the gf got home sweaty and stinky from a day out and horny. So lets shower and why not kill two birds with one stone, so we get in and as usual ladies f... | 8 | 34.375 | |
1408294085 | 1408297586 | t3_2dt5sr | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jaypalm: TIFU by blowing hot candle wax in my face
I do pick up cattering when I'm home over the summer. Last night (after midnight, so still technically today) I was working at a wedding reception. The guests had all left, most of the decorations and what not were cleaned up, and the wedding planner was going around c... | 3 | 2 | |
1408291160 | 1408352842 | t3_2dt1n6 | t5_2to41 | 28 | BottledApple: TIFU by allowing my younger, smaller neighbour to protect me from a crazed drug addict.
I mean really. I'm a grown woman of 40! She's even smaller than me and only in her 20s!
The communal door was being beaten hard and my buzzer was going crazy...and we both (neighbour and I) poked our heads out of our... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1408295816 | 1408343866 | t3_2dt8fe | t5_2to41 | 20 | Jiltedjohn: TIFU By grabbing a boob
Well not today ... but in the near past. Waiting to cross a busy street in NYC , cars tearing down the road. I see a lull in the traffic & step forward but withdraw as I see a car speeding towards me. The lady next to me instinctively moved forward with my motion but was too dist... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1408295539 | 1408296940 | t3_2dt7zj | t5_2to41 | 3 | jusfunky: TIFU by asking my wife if it's girls night out.
Karpman: Ouch indeed my friend, ouch indeed. I've been there myself. Here is the thing to ask yourself after a fuckup: why? You obviously know it's something important, so why forget?
jusfunky: I know why I put it in the back of my head it was because Cole... | 3 | 1 | |
1408296718 | 1408298028 | t3_2dt9sm | t5_2to41 | 5 | Glorkus: tifu by putting a used condom in my ass to prank my girlfriend into thinking I was gay.
cherylannmarie: This has to be one of the most fucked up things I have read.
Glorkus: Fucked up that she doesn't believe me?
cherylannmarie: Why the hell would you go thru that entire process to prank your gf into thinking... | 5 | 1 | |
1408298215 | 1408325972 | t3_2dtc0l | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by spilling diet coke on my best friend's computer
Last night I was at a jam session with my best friend and bandmate/music producing partner. We were on the past week's fourth all night session on a new track we were working on (we make electronic dance music). Anyway, we starting working around 8pm la... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1408295464 | 1408382190 | t3_2dt7v2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | OfficialRcade: TIFU by shooting a kid with a paintball gun
So yesterday I went paintballing with a handful of close friends for another friends Birthday. It also turned out it was a joint party between us and his 11-year-old brothers Birthday as well. Needless to say I had a great time and did really well for my first ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1408297558 | 1408349079 | t3_2dtb2g | t5_2to41 | 2,084 | DohDopeys: TIFU by uncovering a family secret and making my mother cry.
Long time lurker. This actually happened a little over two years ago, but things are still weird.
After I finished college I moved back home to help my mother, who was having some medical problems. My father had passed away while I was at college ... | 15 | 138.933333 | |
1408298283 | 1408501964 | t3_2dtc4l | t5_2to41 | 291 | BerriJuice: TIFU By getting annoyed by this Indian customer at a pizza shop and finding out it was actually a prank by one of my favorite youtubers
You'd think after a bad day at work, all you want to do is go home, kick back and just chill for the rest of the day. Maybe even smoke a joint. Unfortunately it was an espe... | 9 | 32.333333 | |
1408300111 | 1408316690 | t3_2dtf06 | t5_2to41 | 44 | VTX1300: TIFU by letting my wife play with my knife after sex
So today my wife and i had just finished some sunday morning sex. We were both being rather lazy, just laying in bed. I had taken off my pants and thrown them beside the bed as we were getting ready to have sex. Now that we had finished, my wife decided to s... | 4 | 11 | |
1408299412 | 1408308618 | t3_2dtdul | t5_2to41 | 2 | noediblesforme: TIFU by eating an entire pot chocolate candy bar
This is a throwaway account, I am too embarrassed to be identified. However, most family & friends are aware of this situation. Additionally, this didn't happen today. It happened about a year ago.
Got my hands on a few edibles, including a chocolate... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408299969 | 1408307014 | t3_2dterz | t5_2to41 | 22 | jsmozley: Tifu by full force kneeing my gf in the vagina before sex
So me and my girlfriend were getting all intimate and what not. She takes all of her clothes off and I start to take my sweatpants off. Im simultaneously kissing her and.on top of her as I try and pry my foot out of my pants. Finallys my foot does a Ho... | 3 | 7.333333 |
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