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1408302885 | 1408327585 | t3_2dtjb4 | t5_2to41 | 280 | macka311: TIFU by encouraging a girl into some rough sex [NSFW]
So I told the girl I’m seeing that a bit of biting and choking never hurt anyone, as previously she’d been pretty adverse to the idea. So she says I’d have to get her in the mood for her to loosen up to the idea. So being young and naive, I accept the chal... | 4 | 70 | |
1408303083 | 1408311189 | t3_2dtjmf | t5_2to41 | 2 | Glorkus2: TIFU by putting a used condom in my ass so that I could prank my girlfriend into thinking I was gay.
trippinbawlls: "I knew we was going to do sex later"
WHO THE FUCK SAYS THIS.
Glorkus2: I do?
trippinbawlls: Yeah, you also put used condoms in your butt hole.
Glorkus2: So?
trippinbawlls: You like men.
| 6 | 0.333333 | |
1408304396 | 1408306096 | t3_2dtlo7 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Caris88: TIFU by putting an orange seed in my ear
My friends don't stop going on about this story, they think it's hilarious. Me, not so much but I thought I'd post it anyway.
About 5 years ago when I was 20 I was watching TV in my living room at home and was having my dinner. Some form of curry if I remember, but tha... | 3 | 8 | |
1408303577 | 1408305854 | t3_2dtke8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | idknamesforthrowaway: TIFU by being adventurous
I went to the beach today to relax and get a little tan and decided to go jumping around the rocks, when I opened my (semi-opened) pack, I noticed my phone was gone. Everything else was there, car keys and wallet. The phone wasn't. It's turned off. I need my phone for my ... | 3 | 2 | |
1408305919 | 1408331410 | t3_2dto23 | t5_2to41 | 59 | myassisstillsore: TIFU with a finger up my ass desperately trying to find my prostate. NSFW.
I created an account for this.
So I read on here while lurking around as I always do when bored that I've apparently missed out on alot by never masturbating while massaging my prostate. Thank you reddit.
I googled "how to mas... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1408305133 | 1408307902 | t3_2dtmt1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ElectricityRainbow: TIFU by resting a cup boiling hot tea against my chest.
I breathed in and it spilled all over my stomach. It hurt. It still hurts. I'm an idiot. :'(
[deleted]: Y so silly
soalone34: Move alone, there's nothing to tea here.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408306120 | 1408445570 | t3_2dtodc | t5_2to41 | 9 | shivboy89: TIFU when i chipped 1/4th of my tooth
xScorchx: Not as bad as chipping the corner of your front tooth on a potato..........
shivboy89: how did that happen?
xScorchx: No idea. Bit into a piece of a potato that was in the oven. Think breakfast homefries. And I felt a crack, looked in the mirror and boom, no m... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1408309004 | 1408310545 | t3_2dtsuh | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing I had more left [NSFW]
So this happened a couple years ago. I was with my now ex and she was blowing me. I had the bad habit of pushing her head down as far as I could whenever I came. This time I lasted for quite some time (an unusual 35-40 minutes straight of her sucking away). I was la... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1408309650 | 1408365486 | t3_2dttvu | t5_2to41 | 6 | Skunkman-funk: TIFU by screaming my carnal intent.
This was last night, but it was well into the wee hours so it was technically today.
Im at a club with a couple of friends, music blaring, people dancing, drinks being drunk. A few nice young ladies sit their behinds down at the table next to me and my fellows. "What a... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1408310065 | 1408335440 | t3_2dtuif | t5_2to41 | 148 | DaHagerBomb: TIFU by calling my cousin hot.
A couple of weeks ago, I was at the mall with a few of my friends. They saw a hot girl walk by, but I wasn't really paying attention as I was looking for the nearest Scheels. They turned to me and said "Hey Matt, see that girl with the hot ass? Go try and get her." I admit, i... | 5 | 29.6 | |
1408309837 | 1408340075 | t3_2dtu67 | t5_2to41 | 215 | bromeeetheus: TIFU by letting my gf sleep naked
So I gave her some really good sex and it completely wore her out. She passed out naked so I just slept with her. In the middle of the night while we were both asleep, it started. I had white sheets.
frowningcat: "Huh?.......Wait.....oh.....OHHHHH....NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
PM_MY... | 6 | 35.833333 | |
1408301438 | 1408369292 | t3_2dth2t | t5_2to41 | 7 | FuturisticPenguin: TIFU by trusting a sneeze
This was back in my College days. I was the only guy in this particular class and was surrounded by some hot and some not so hot women. I had been sneezing since the start of the day but they were nothing to worry about. They were like little nose farts and they meant no har... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408311968 | 1408432944 | t3_2dtp0i | t5_2to41 | -5 | synystar: It wasn't cavalier. I don't have weed on me ever in public. I smoke alone or with my girl. That's it. The first failure was not checking when I left the house. The second was not realizing it when it was in my hand as I started to pull it out. It was a fail. Only ever happened once and I doubt it'll ever... | 4 | -1.25 | |
1408310930 | 1408312480 | t3_2dtvuv | t5_2to41 | 12 | layin_down_the_slaw: TIFU by pocket calling my ex..
while having sex. The call lasted 2 minutes so I either left a long message or she answered the call. I'm scared to ask. Not sure how it happened, but she was the last person I texted before.
torpedo212: Why would you ask?
Qualitytyme: To truly appreciate the TIFU lab... | 3 | 4 | |
1408311359 | 1408312495 | t3_2dtwjt | t5_2to41 | 9 | Shamed3232323: TIFU by taking a dump on my friends bed as a prank.
soalone34: Just buy him new sheets and a new pillow
Shamed3232323: He has a laundry machine...
vedderx: And with that answer you have proved he is right to drop you.
Squizzum: Drop the shit that shat the sheets.
| 5 | 1.8 | |
1408314140 | 1408319670 | t3_2du0sn | t5_2to41 | 24 | Gaci27: TIFU by making out with my cousin
As the majority of the TIFU's out there this happened in the past, more precisely in my childhood. I was 6 years old when my cousin came at me to play togheter. Let's call him Andrew. Andrew was a 15 years that recently got a girlfriend. He told me if I can help him by letting ... | 4 | 6 | |
1408314663 | 1408504195 | t3_2du1l7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | blahblahkittensblah: TIFU by attempting to smoke a cigarette after quitting a week ago. Keyword: "attempting"
I haven't had a cigarette in seven days (which is a big deal for me), and just had a ridiculously bad day at work. Upon arriving home I decided to take my frustration out on some house cleaning. Lo and behold, ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1408313619 | 1408376410 | t3_2du011 | t5_2to41 | 13 | themonkery: TIFU by accidentally becoming anorexic.
I'm 6 feet tall, and as of 6 - 10 months ago I weighed 185 pounds. To really explain this story I have to go back to October of last year. I got a job at Dunkin Donuts and ate a lot of the stuff there. I came into the job thinking I could lose maybe 10 pounds. This wa... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1408310725 | 1408383384 | t3_2dtvj3 | t5_2to41 | 54 | Furrocious95: TIFU by sending the wrong message to my youth pastor
So like most of these stories, this happened a couple of months back. Back story: I work at the library at my college and I had recently gotten my supervisor into Game of Thrones.
So one night I was having a discussion with one of my co-workers about h... | 6 | 9 | |
1408316722 | 1408328318 | t3_2du4qo | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my dildo in the closet
This happened a couple of hours ago...
So my friend (we'll call him Bob) has been good friends with his weed dealer since high school (we're juniors in college). Apparently his friend has an affinity for phallic objects, so he owns a massive dildo. MASSIVE. Like "this ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408318789 | 1408388154 | t3_2du7tq | t5_2to41 | 49 | throwfarfaraway19: NSFW TIFU by not cleaning up after myself
Using a throwaway for soon to be obvious reasons.
So first of all, I still live with my single mom and I'm a furry, she does not know this and I doubt she even understands what a furry is.
Secondly, one of my more unusual fetishes is yiff.
So tonight I was... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1408316787 | 1408320288 | t3_2du4uy | t5_2to41 | 22 | pokesaurusrex: TIFU By trying to save a spider.
Happened last Monday, to be honest.
As a little bit of a background, I live in the middle of the woods, so I'm no stranger to any assortment of bugs and usually am called by my mother to "take care of them". But one thing I try to never do is kill spiders. I know they're... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1408320200 | 1408321859 | t3_2du9u8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by scratching my leg in the middle of the grocery store.
I was doing my normal Sunday afternoon shopping in my local grocery store. The back of my calf started itching so I had the bright idea that I would scratch it with my foot as I was walking. That's where I fucked up. I guess my foot came in a lit... | 4 | 5 | |
1408321122 | 1408385306 | t3_2dub5i | t5_2to41 | 530 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating in the backseat while my mom and stepdad sat in front.
Backstory: We were driving home from a vacation, on the second day of driving back. I haven't seen my girlfriend for a week and a half by this point and I'm going crazy. She and I start texting back and forth about what's going to ha... | 7 | 75.714286 | |
1408322082 | 1408331230 | t3_2duchx | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by snooping through my SO's phone
So I've been with this guy for a few months now (I'm a woman) and he is always acting suspicious like he's hiding something. He's not very good at hiding things and everything he says checks out so I never really thought that if he is hiding anything, that it's that ser... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1408322466 | 1408340914 | t3_2dud13 | t5_2to41 | 8 | pokemino: TIFU by writing an explicit fanfiction of me and my homophobic classmate
I’m a high school student who’s entering his senior year. I’m also bisexual, with an inclination towards males. In the beginning of junior year, I saw two familiar faces of importance in this story. I didn't know either of them well, but... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408322328 | 1408324702 | t3_2ducto | t5_2to41 | 10 | KarmaToBurn: TIFU: By robbing a grocery store. With the help of the cashier.
This is a fresh one, just last night.
So I was recently conned myself. Lost my credit cards to a party girl.
Had to buy a debit card for refill to pay bills and do money transfers.
I don't do banks. I had just the temp card plenty of money ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1408324338 | 1408369506 | t3_2dufq4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my cousin horny on her b-day
Just another fuck up that didnt happen today.
It happened a few years ago and we were at my cousins b-day party
A bit of background here: i went to the same highschool as my cousin and she was like bloody kate upton in the eyes of my classmates.
So i was sittin... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408325855 | 1408372604 | t3_2duhxh | t5_2to41 | 4,628 | ThrowawayFookUp: TIFU by leaving a conference call on while I went to pick up my wife. (NSFW)
Around 4 months ago I put in for PTO time so I could take my wife and son on vacation. After making all my arrangements my boss came up and asked if I could reschedule my vacation because there was a very important meeting the... | 13 | 356 | |
1408326185 | 1408328067 | t3_2duiez | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheRearEnder69: TIFU By rear ending a neckbeard
Nohalfmeasures00: What kind of truck you got?
TheRearEnder69: ford f 150
TheMartinG: Nice what color?
TheRearEnder69: red
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1408328873 | 1408332574 | t3_2dumcz | t5_2to41 | 41 | throwaway0sub: TIFU by flirting with my boss
I should be specific, this is not my boss, but rather my boss's boss's boss. For context, I work for the government, and the man I am speaking about is pretty much the head of the department that I work for. He's a pretty big deal. Also, please note that HR reports to this m... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1408320468 | 1408363905 | t3_2dua8n | t5_2to41 | 2 | ThatRedPanda11: TIFU by Drinking my Friends Piss
So this happened a few months back. It was my friends birthday (we'll call him Jason) so me and my other friend (Let's call him Connor) went over to his house to hang out. We got bored so decided to go to the local dollar store to waste money. We spent about $50 on ch... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408328868 | 1408331560 | t3_2dumcm | t5_2to41 | 22 | Fuck_Keyboard_Shortc: TIFU by sending a screenshot of my porn session to a friend
Hi, guys. I'm a long time lurker here, but never thought I would have a fuck up worthy of posting. Me? As bad as those people who shit themselves in public? No. Never.
I was wrong.
Earlier today, I opted to engage in a session of some... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1408326566 | 1408331632 | t3_2duizu | t5_2to41 | 10 | fluentlyfloatin: TIFU (First Car Accident)
Today I Fucked Up
I had my first car accident. On my way to work, I had to go through a road, a snakey curve that would lead on to the highway. Oh, that snakey snakey curve I do not know why they didn't just pave the road straight on the highway. Well, on this marvelous day, ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1408330128 | 1408330956 | t3_2duo85 | t5_2to41 | 12 | BobThePillager: TIFU byndeep throating a baguette
I took a trip to the grocery store today. As usual, I get a single baguette. I was really feeling it, I so wipe it out as I'm driving down the road and start eating it out. It was a really good baguette and I wasn't really paying attention to the road. As I glance up, I... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1408325681 | 1408380112 | t3_2duhp3 | t5_2to41 | 23 | EsCaRg0t: TIFU by swallowing my guardian angel
As with most of the posts on this sub, this did not happen today.
This happened when I was a wee lad in New Jersey with two hard-working parents that needed to place me in daycare during the day.
I was raised in a large, Catholic Italian family thus my hair was always ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1408332009 | 1408333946 | t3_2dur0s | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying something new with my girlfriend. NSFW
So my long-term girlfriend and I have been road tripping. We have been staying with family for a few days, so we haven't had the chance to get intimate.
We reserve a hotel room for one night later on in the trip and have been looking forward to making sw... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1408331515 | 1408332658 | t3_2duqbd | t5_2to41 | 16 | RobertCaliforni4: TIFU by letting my sister's puppy jump through my car window in traffic.
I've always come to TIFU to kind of brighten my day and to think to myself, "at least that didn't happen to me," when I'm stressed out. Wish that's why I was here today.
My sister recently bought herself a pit-bull newborn an... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1408330881 | 1408376186 | t3_2dupd8 | t5_2to41 | 39 | unspokenvolumes: [NSFW] TIFU by forgetting to properly store BoB....
So this was actually a few years ago now (about seven). I had just entered the work force. A bright fresh face ready to make millions, or you know enough to eat every day, which ever. I started my illustrious career at a novelty shop that happen to... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1408332566 | 1408333300 | t3_2durt8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my wallet with my black amex alone in a club
suprementyo: TIFU by being irresponsible with my wealthy parents money.
jshuster: /u/suprementyo: you hit the nail on the head.
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1408332309 | 1408333679 | t3_2durgo | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to fulfill my boyfriend's fantasy
Alright, so some back story. I am currently dating my boyfriend (and have been for a few years) but there was a point in time where we were just friends and seeing other people. We shared horror stories and good stories about our current at the time mates. Wel... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1408335522 | 1408336021 | t3_2duw1p | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by oversleeping
This happened about six hours ago and I have yet to deal with the ramifications.
My parents had been out of town for the past week and I have had the place to myself. I recently had purchased a new bong and had some friends over to christen it.
All is well during the week. Have some ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408332920 | 1408371264 | t3_2dusbs | t5_2to41 | 25 | Smoothie_big: TIFU by throwing up in public twice on the same day and in the same spot.
When one is a young child it is a tradition to start every school year by wearing a new outfit on the first day. It was this tradition that drove my mother to awaken me at an inappropriately early hour on a Saturday. "Get up, we nee... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1408336389 | 1408341616 | t3_2dux68 | t5_2to41 | 62 | anarchyismymistress: TIFU By Going Outside
So, I've smoked for several years and tonight was like any other. I went outside to have a smoke. As I'm enjoying the nice cigarette I see a creature lurking about in the shadows. It was a cat. I said "Come here, kitty" and he started walking towards me. As he was coming close... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1408337795 | 1408401216 | t3_2duywp | t5_2to41 | 659 | zdookie: TIFU by going to the dentist with my girlfriend
Today was the day that my girlfriend was scheduled to get her wisdom teeth out, and she told me she would feel more comfortable if I went with her, so I did. I was there with her parents who I am pretty comfortable with, and likewise are pretty comfortable with m... | 14 | 47.071429 | |
1408338684 | 1408437643 | t3_2duzyp | t5_2to41 | 2,622 | desert_blossom: TIFU by getting an erection when a nurse was putting a catheter in me (nsfw)
I'm 18 years old, I'm a guy, and I recently had to go to the hospital for surgery. I had pretty bad appendicitis, so I went in to get my appendix taken out. It was meant to be a simple procedure with a short stay but it was c... | 12 | 218.5 | |
1408339547 | 1408496622 | t3_2dv10l | t5_2to41 | 35 | DontBuyMeAWolf: TIFU By asking a woman how her husband passed away
Ok so just so you know this actually happened a few years ago.
Background: I used to work at a party store before I went off to college. Wanted to save up some money. We sold balloons and stuff for parties obviously.
Now it was a very slow sun... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1408340703 | 1408342220 | t3_2dv29g | t5_2to41 | 70 | DragonLaggin: TIFU by being the type of person that stands up before flushing.
So, about 30 minutes ago I was taking a nice relaxing dump and browsing Reddit of course. I was finishing up and put my phone in my pajama-pants pocket. Of course, I never do this. Never. My phone is much too large for the pocket to hold it ... | 5 | 14 | |
1408340672 | 1408387601 | t3_2dv288 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Onecutmember: TIFU by still sleeping with a teddy bear
So this started when I was around 9, my mom thought I was to old to sleep with a teddy bear so while I was a school she took all my stuffed animals and put the in storage.
when I got home and discovered what happened I was a little distraught, she told me somethin... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1408339182 | 1408348633 | t3_2dv0lj | t5_2to41 | 2 | LoaphMeat: TIFU by parking on the street cleaning side of the street.
This just happened to me several minutes before posting: Enjoy!
A strange noise woke me. At first I assumed it was the baby, but when I looked at the monitor, there was no activity coming through it. We have a baby monitor that glows red when there ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408341325 | 1408381575 | t3_2dv2xv | t5_2to41 | 9 | imatotalfuckingidiot: TIFU by not doing my homework
I decided to take an online course to earn credits as I hate history and though it would be easier. I decided that it would be simple for me to finish. But, with my other classes and football training, I barely had time. So, I bs'd my way through it, doing well. Excep... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1408344270 | 1409718619 | t3_2dv5ut | t5_2to41 | 5 | snooploli: [nsfw]TIFU by making a pizza.
So today my friend came over, and I thought it'd be cool to cook with him since there was nothing else to do. We decided on a pizza. We got all the ingredients ready and preheated the oven when I suddenly decided that it would be a good idea to use jalapenos on my half, sin... | 5 | 1 | |
1408341459 | 1408387834 | t3_2dv32a | t5_2to41 | 126 | seraph77: TIFU by letting my girlfriend keep her Hitachi wand at her house [NSFW]
Like most posts here, not today, but maybe a week ago. Anyway, I had bought a Hitachi Magic Wand a couple months ago for us to spice up our sex life with. She absolutely loved it, and would get off 4-5 times compared to the 1-2 with my me... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1408346719 | 1408351426 | t3_2dv88x | t5_2to41 | 2 | pickle_meister: TIFU by going with my doctors advice
So first off I went to my doctor today to get an ear infection sorted. To d this I had to get this paste stuff in my ear, they said ok come back mid morning Wednesday to get it out, I was thinking awesome, I can get it out before my hospitality assessment dinner. Now... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408348570 | 1408849430 | t3_2dv9t1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Leradine: TIFU by moving in with my friend from middle school
So, back in September, my wife and I decided we needed to get a fresh start away from the city we reside in. We move back into my hometown after her reluctance to move from her job and into a new one where I could have a better job, she wasn't very pleased w... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1408350431 | 1408413330 | t3_2dvbdy | t5_2to41 | 37 | wavylikesine: TIFU by hearing a murder upstairs.
It was midnight, last night, and I heard a blood curdling scream come from upstairs of the house I'm staying at. Scared as shit, I mean I have never been this scared in my life, honest to god I thought my hosts had been murdered that is what this sound sounded like. I tu... | 10 | 3.7 | |
1408350381 | 1408401744 | t3_2dvbcx | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU: By trying to make extra money on sex webcams. [NSFW]
This fuck up actually happened 2 days ago but oh well, I am dealing with the repercussions now.
I am in University right now and am living in a dorm since I am out of state. So that means I have to pay for a lot of expenses. Its gets hard at times wh... | 7 | 7.428571 | |
1408351291 | 1408475837 | t3_2dvc3m | t5_2to41 | 7 | justus_g: TIFU, I'd never been able to save up money ever until now, and I just got robbed of everything I had.
Tifu, I got my first speeding ticket about a month ago, it was my first offense; going 53 in a 35 and driving without insurance - totaling $420.00. And so I thought I would be a law abiding citizen and pay my... | 7 | 1 | |
1408351211 | 1408360767 | t3_2dvc0c | t5_2to41 | 7 | Cyralak: TIFU by Unleashing a blight on the world
In the UK there are currently moths flying around ( the ones that fly into your face and tickle your mouth. Well today there was this huge fucking moth whos wings were near audible from the next room. This cunt would spend all day flying into my window bzzzing away. It ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408354460 | 1408427960 | t3_2dveth | t5_2to41 | 952 | Throwingawaytifu: TIFU by visiting a glory hole.
Last week I, along with a few other coworkers, was sent to an extensive training program taking place in a larger city about 3 hours from where I live. My company paid for my travel expenses and booked us each hotel rooms for the entirety of our stay.
On the way down, ... | 16 | 59.5 | |
1408357666 | 1408418066 | t3_2dvheu | t5_2to41 | 242 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my brother a birthday greeting featuring my tits
It was my brother's birthday yesterday (the 17th) and I'm living 2,700 miles away from him so we planned on having a Skype date for his birthday. I needed fifteen minutes to get ready but sent him pictures while I was preparing, to keep him upd... | 10 | 24.2 | |
1408357827 | 1408458240 | t3_2dvhj6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TamiyaTA04: TIFU by 'going back for seconds'
bumbleeds: Work in London. Drive RX8, OWN NICE HOUSE. Live in a village, only cheap house I could find.
AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN!
TamiyaTA04: Just because it's cheap doesn't mean it can't be nice
And the rx8 was my dad's car so I didn't have to p... | 4 | 1 | |
1408378195 | 1408482216 | t3_2dvhbn | t5_2to41 | 14 | RastaSauce: can you do a google search
EDIT:
the above comment said "umm can you explain what MDMA is"
inevitabled34th: Can you be less of a dick? Some people aren't junkies like you.
RastaSauce: and I'm also a serial killer because I know what murder is?
inevitabled34th: Pretty much...
bdawgsupreme: K why the fuck di... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1408366008 | 1408431681 | t3_2dvihx | t5_2to41 | 7 | arax3000: They were so angry and then next day they were asking whether I was gay or not, so it wasn't pleasurable
Nohalfmeasures00: Did you explain to them what it was?
arax3000: yer i did in the end and it was all good
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408361228 | 1408380673 | t3_2dvkiq | t5_2to41 | 22 | Theguythatfuckedup: TIFU by trying to write up a TIFU
Background info: I have a teacher that's name is Christa. She usually helps me with my studies when I'm having trouble.
Now first off let me tell you about the TIFU I was typing up first..
My teacher (Christa) is very beautiful and I asked if she could help me u... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1408361419 | 1408363875 | t3_2dvkoi | t5_2to41 | 4 | Grunzelbart: TIFU by cutting the tip of my finger with a utility knife
First off, i'm not a native speaker so please excuse any weird words...Like most of the Fuck-ups on here this didn't happened today but two days ago. (Saturday evening) For context, i am a 19 year old male and work in a supermarket in my city as a s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408363978 | 1408900054 | t3_2dvnaj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by kicking my dog in the ribs.
OK so I have a tennis ball launcher thing and I thought I would use it while camping. At first it seemed good, he ran after it and came back but like most dogs, he didn't drop the ballsy so I used the tennis ball launcher to pick it up. Then he snarled and bit the launcher... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1408349371 | 1408393994 | t3_2dvai3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Dallaaassss: Tifu by answering the door basically naked
So this happened yesterday morning. I was up the night before until about 5am fishing with some buddy's so I was trying to sleep In on Sunday someone rings my doorbell at like 8:30 and I'm sleeping with nothing on but the smallest pair of boxers I own literally th... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1408364137 | 1408371466 | t3_2dvng7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | plscheck: TIFU by accidentally seeking consolation in my masturbatory technique with my group of church friends
It's your classic I-texted-the-wrong-person fuck up.
I was texting this girl I sext with occasionally, but I wasn't sexting at this moment. For some reason the conversation resulted in me saying (more or le... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1408369194 | 1408377831 | t3_2dvtm1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Futuramafryday: TIFU by reaching for a t-shirt.
So a little background, my family has a history of back problems. Years of football, wrestling, and general stupidness hasn't helped my case. On to the story.
So this morning I woke up in my dorm, ready for my first day of my softmore year of college. I had already unpa... | 4 | 4 | |
1408360733 | 1408400146 | t3_2dvk2l | t5_2to41 | 101 | NarcoticSqurl: TIFU by uploading 2 GB of porn to my schools main server. NSFW
Happened a while ago but I still think of it from time to time. Thought it'd be perfect for this sub. Around 6 years ago I'm a senior in HS in the AV/Multimedia tech program. I have a bunch of friends taking the course as well, but this deals... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1408370142 | 1408373556 | t3_2dvuxg | t5_2to41 | 15 | Iwillneverbeawizard: TIFU by not checking the laptop camera (post from 25 years in the future)
lgm201014: Is this a troll? Your dad just posted the same story on here...
Iwillneverbeawizard: This is not a troll, I'm here from the future to share my story with you guys
lgm201014: Ohh youre ACTUALLY claiming to be from ... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1408370463 | 1408374588 | t3_2dvvfs | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally chatting in the company network about a coworkers sexual preference [NSFW]
Long time lurker, thought i'd share this one.
This happend around 6 years ago.
I was finishing an internship and I met a girl there who worked in the same department. She was cute, hungry for attention and I li... | 5 | 1 | |
1408372921 | 1408390156 | t3_2dvza1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | hyuga488: TIFU by not impressing my hero
So I'm a student in Cleveland hoping to become a prosecutor one day. I get the opportunity of a lifetime- to help out in a class taught by Blaze Thomas, easily the most famous Cleveland prosecutor (he was the one they gave Ariel Castro to).
Everything is going great. Things are... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1408371803 | 1408462590 | t3_2dvxl3 | t5_2to41 | 251 | ashkansme: TIFU by taking a screenshot of cats while snapchatting a girl
Well...I'm quite new to Snapchat and a girl I've been messaging suggested we send each other pics getting naughtier and naughtier. At the same time I was messaging her on WhatsApp and scouring reddit. I came across the pic of the identical cats an... | 11 | 22.818182 | |
1408373809 | 1408430986 | t3_2dw0og | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by arguing about penis envy in public.
This actually happened a few weeks ago at a camp I attended.
So my friend and I were eating dinner and like any other teenage boys, we were having a healthy and productive conversation about male genetalia. The topic turned to the term 'penis envy', and I discover... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1408376630 | 1408390325 | t3_2dw5ir | t5_2to41 | 37 | EternalNumLock: TIFU By crying in the car
Rewind to June of my freshman year of high school. I had met my girlfriend the September before and we hit it off really well. I'm now about to be a senior in high school and we're still together. Anyways, my fuck up begins with a nice trip to the mall with a few friends and my... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1408378011 | 1408381090 | t3_2dw7x8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking the laptop camera 25 years ago
Psionx0: Um. Bullshit. The fathers story was just posted yesterday, and according to that, this scene happened... yesterday.
Voyager5555: I also call bullshit at that one as well; I go through at least 10 video calls a week and NO ONE leaves for 20 minutes... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408379031 | 1408402378 | t3_2dw9rn | t5_2to41 | 176 | flamingmenudo: TIFU by calling the cops on my new downstairs neighbor
Around 4AM, I woke up to pee and as I was falling back asleep I was heard unusual noises outside my four unit apartment.
I live in SF, so my street has lots of small multi-unit buildings that butt right up against each other and often share a singl... | 7 | 25.142857 | |
1408364387 | 1408400940 | t3_2dvnqk | t5_2to41 | 8 | Coonsi: TIFU To kill a cocking bird
I was around 12 years old maybe. Saw a cat mauling a pigeon. It had a huge gaping hole on its back and it was very much alive. The situation demanded a quick action for the sake of animal love. I felt it was my duty to give this poor bird coup de grâce. The cat saw me approaching and... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408359704 | 1408448156 | t3_2dvj3s | t5_2to41 | 4 | fuckyeahmoment: TIFU by kicking my Girl's butt. In the butt. (literally)
It was a sad day for ~~humanity~~ me, for the Female in question had secretly secured a butt-plug from the depths of the interwebs and was aptly wearing it with minimal discomfort for the duration of the morning. That was true 'till the now infamo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408374738 | 1408392990 | t3_2dw2bf | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU trying something new
I was bored at home, as usual, when I felt a little horny, and as probably most of you know how it feels, I decided to masturbate. But this time, I would try to ejaculate onto my phone (as though I am ejaculating onto the person I was watching)- When I reached the point of no return... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1408373282 | 1408454300 | t3_2dvzu0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | naresc91: TIFU by over sleeping. ..
Missed my alarm..
Late for work..
Dog leaves a huge puddle and pile of shit outside my door...
I'm sure some of you dog owners out there can relate...
leethal59: Did you call in sick?
Deathiaz: No but he called in stiff.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408384747 | 1408401734 | t3_2dwkfz | t5_2to41 | 75 | DragonSlayerXX11: TIFU by closing my garage door.
So the other day, I came home from work and found my whole family in the basement standing around something on the floor. Turns out, my mom had found a baby mouse on the floor. We looked around and found the mother nearby watching us, waiting for us to leave so that she... | 5 | 15 | |
1408384193 | 1408411387 | t3_2dwjfl | t5_2to41 | 366 | tifuthrowaway1234: TIFU by having sex with an old high school friend and it blowing up in my face
So to preface, I've been friends with this girl since sophomore year of high school. We would have dated had it not been for bad timing, i.e. she had a boyfriend, then I had a girlfriend and then ending up in different col... | 5 | 73.2 | |
1408382746 | 1408395599 | t3_2dwgpl | t5_2to41 | 23 | I_HAVE_THAT_FETISH: TIFU by Dropping Spaghetti Everywhere.
Let me begin by informing you that I did not, in fact, pack myself a lunch for work today.
Anyways I was scheduled to teach some fellow Summer Students about the task they would be working on. I came into the office at 9:30, and noticed this gorgeous girl sitt... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1408385706 | 1408388905 | t3_2dwm9e | t5_2to41 | 8 | Aurenni: TIFU by inviting my ex over.
So today, an three hours ago actually, I invited my ex girlfriend over. (We will call her Gina.) She came over and eventually we started making out. We were alone at this point so it was okay. Im 18, and live with my mother, so she came home on a lunch break and ruined my aftern... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408370689 | 1408411849 | t3_2dvvti | t5_2to41 | 19 | PT110: TIFU by taking a screen shot at work
TIFU by taking a screen shot at work.
So I Reddit when ever I'm on the can at work. It's a nice way to enjoy the short break. Today I was happily surfing away when another gentlemen enters the bathroom and proceeds to use the urinal.
I also enjoy taking screen shots of pi... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1408385472 | 1408388562 | t3_2dwlty | t5_2to41 | 101 | ColdWitchTits: TIFU by plugging two sides of a cable in the same router, crashing the company network and causing potentially hundreds of thousands in downtime costs.
I work as a part-time intern system administrator at a fairly large pharmaceutical company. I do mostly internal IT-support but also networking and basic... | 5 | 20.2 | |
1408386776 | 1408459423 | t3_2dwoaj | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU By Calling a Boy A 'Good Girl' In Front of His Friends
They say women can't read maps and I guess it's true when it comes to my skills - or lack thereof. I was driving around New York, trying to find a place. That's when I noticed a group of kids (teenagers) with baseball bats.
''They must be local,''... | 9 | 11.111111 | |
1408384092 | 1408389403 | t3_2dwj8q | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep watching futurama on my laptop, but left Gay porn i the playlist aswell...
So I fell asleep this afternoon watching futurama because I hadn't slept all night and needed a couple hours to make it through the day.
Earlier in the day I was horny and downloaded some HD Gay porn to fap to ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408385155 | 1408439127 | t3_2dwla1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | shitsticked: TIFU by zoning out at the movie theatre
Lurk-a-lot here. This, like everyone else's TIFU, is from awhile ago. But I just read some thing about creepy guys and it reminded me of something I did by accident.
I went to the movies with some friends back when I was a newbie at smoking weed. So needless to say... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1408387085 | 1408424266 | t3_2dwoti | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing music on full volume in a hospital lobby
This happened when I was in college. My friend had an ear infection so I accompanied him to the hospital. He went into the doctor's room and I waited for him in the lobby. Now you should understand that this is a mid-sized to large hospital and there w... | 3 | 2 | |
1408389826 | 1408413398 | t3_2dwtr6 | t5_2to41 | 51 | odimm: TIFU by 'playing the field'
I've lurked around here for quite some time, and this is my first post. My apologies if I make a couple mistakes.
This is more of an ongoing mistake, rather than a TIFU, but it is a FU nonetheless. Recently I found myself a single man after 8 years of being tied down, so I've been sp... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1408390757 | 1408437587 | t3_2dwve9 | t5_2to41 | 2,578 | Ambinevolence: TIFU by not simply titling this "The Mangina Trialogue" [Discovering my Vagina pt. 2] [NSFW]
[Click here to read the first part](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2dk3yr/tifu_by_discovering_my_vagina_nsfw/)
Armed with the [fantastic advice](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2dk3yr/tifu_by_discov... | 10 | 257.8 | |
1408392299 | 1408398201 | t3_2dwycq | t5_2to41 | 77 | [deleted]: TIFU: Ass-Crackatouille
This is an impulse, really mean thing that I did once to someone that I still feel bad about sometimes. Though other times it makes me laugh. Let my poor judgement be your entertainment.
I used to work the wheel at this fine dining French restaurant; on the team we had a guy named Ji... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1408392097 | 1408500728 | t3_2dwxxq | t5_2to41 | 11 | theDanman96: TIFU by telling a prostitute she's addicted to crack
This happened literally two hours ago and my face still hurts.
It was the end of my work day and I was driving home. We have this area in Vancouver called "East hastings" notorious place for prostitution, homeless people and drugs.
ANYWAY. In order fo... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1408393230 | 1408484900 | t3_2dx04a | t5_2to41 | 11 | I_CANT_TRANSLATE: TIFU by "shaving" my pubes
I'll just cut straight to the chase, my pubes had been annoying me for the past couple of weeks with how much they'd grown and I figured I really needed to shave them but I never got round to it because my chair is just so comfortable in front of the computer and all that.
... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1408393701 | 1408455519 | t3_2dx0xc | t5_2to41 | 91 | ORIENTAL_CATFART: [TIFU] by walking in on my mom... with my cat...
Earlier this morning I was in my moms room using her computer when my mom told me she needed to use the chair I was in. It's a massage chair, and she was pretty tired so I assumed she wanted to relax.
I left the room to go eat, and came back about 15 ... | 6 | 15.166667 | |
1408393594 | 1408410094 | t3_2dx0qq | t5_2to41 | 20 | nigelpoole: TIFU by texting a twelve year old my fat hairy bare chest.
I am a thirty four year old obese man, who is lucky to have found a beautiful woman that loves me unconditionally. She has just turned thirty and has a twelve year old brother. Her brother and I get along great. We play video games together and have... | 5 | 4 |
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