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1408394936 | 1408573770 | t3_2dx369 | t5_2to41 | 15 | kyler505: Tifu by discovering the subreddit r/gonewild
As a relatively new reddit user discovering the kinks that makes reddit, "reddit" has took a turn for the awkwardness, the shameful, and the pursuit of pleasure.
So there I was. Sitting in my living room with my family on reddit managing my subs and came across t... | 5 | 3 | |
1408394888 | 1408411902 | t3_2dx324 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally letting my teacher know theres a brick of weed in a kid's backpack
I'm a 17 Y/O male in high school.
Today in science class, there was an issue with people throwing stuff across the classroom. Our teacher told us in a pissed off voice that if someone threw something again, they're gettin... | 3 | 6 | |
1408396877 | 1408398039 | t3_2dx6ua | t5_2to41 | 9 | Frijid: TIFU by writing a quote about dead babies in front of a guy who's wife miscarried three times.
So today I was in school. A small class of about 6 people. I was exchanging powerful quotes with the guy next to me. Then this one popped in my head: "For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn."
I thought it wouldn't sound co... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1408390509 | 1408429440 | t3_2dwuy8 | t5_2to41 | 42 | gentlewaters: TIFU by launching a water cannon at work
So... this mishap of physics had its genesis as I prepared myself for work.
I have been avoiding sugar-laden beverages, and instead have been imbibing liquid refreshments such as
iced tea, and water flavor enhanced with 0 calorie concentrated goodness. So, I usual... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1408389413 | 1408404364 | t3_2dwt1m | t5_2to41 | 20 | ThisHelps: TIFU by not reading the label before putting liquid in my eyes
I had just gotten out of the shower and noticed that my make-up hadn't washed off completely, making me look like some strange combination of emo-raccoon hooker. I shrugged and grabbed the little white bottle of eye make-up remover from my medic... | 5 | 4 | |
1408297545 | 1408464329 | t3_2dtb1p | t5_2to41 | 8 | poopstickers: TIFU by borrowing money
I am living paycheck to paycheck and chipped my tooth. It didn't ache too bad but I had a day off today and wanted to get it checked out while I could. The night before I took out a payday loan to make sure I had enough to pay the dentist. As I am walking home I got jumped. Not... | 4 | 2 | |
1408392399 | 1408412758 | t3_2dwykw | t5_2to41 | 3 | tomkidron: TIFU by replacing my (ex)girlfriend with an innocent bystander
_Rodrigo_: And that's why she's your ex now?
tomkidron: Nope. We just grew apart.
Gravefall: Way to fuck up.. nope.
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1408399793 | 1408450492 | t3_2dxc04 | t5_2to41 | 26 | tunatooOP: TIFU by meeting a teacher.. the wrong way
So this is my first reddit post, so im not entirely sure of how the formatting. But here it goes..
This happened a few years ago in my sophomore year in high school. It was open house night and my girlfriend and I were both staying to see what was going on at the sc... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1408399873 | 1408402498 | t3_2dxc5x | t5_2to41 | 10 | ShaavingCREEAAM: TIFU by eating Tide detergent and vomiting on my washing machine
About 10 minutes ago I got out of the shower. That was the only thing that I didn't fuck up. Taking a shower.
So, 30 minutes ago I realized that I had forgotten to throw my clothes in the wash and I had somewhere to be *soooon*. So as I ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1408399422 | 1408403338 | t3_2dxbd7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Try_Another_Please: TIFU by accidentally tying my shoe lace around the gas pedal of my car
Okay so this was 3 hours ago. I turned in my street heading home after grabbing lunch nothing special and I go to turn into my driveway... Turns out my shoe had come undone when I left the restaurant and had managed to tie itself... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1408402206 | 1408402870 | t3_2dxgac | t5_2to41 | 1 | oddballsc: TIFU by missing an installment for a ticket.
call-me-ishmail: Wow that's a bit of a knee-jerk reaction from the company. I mean if there is an outstanding balance, just keep the tickets until day 1 of the festival, and if they show up, tell them they owe money at that point.
oddballsc: Yeah in an ideal worl... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1408402854 | 1408447563 | t3_2dxhdi | t5_2to41 | 296 | steveeperry: TIFU by trying to make new friends...(NSFW)
I thought about using my throwaway for this one but fuck it.
Now this happened about 4 years ago. I just moved to Melbourne Australia and did not know a single person at all. I spent my first 3 days walking around by myself enjoying the sight and setting up my n... | 5 | 59.2 | |
1408403851 | 1408441157 | t3_2dxizf | t5_2to41 | 8 | thisisme413: TIFU by getting the mail and finding out my dad may have an illegitimate child
I don't usually get the mail out of the mailbox. My mom typically gets it when she gets home from work. I've been impatiently waiting to get a few books I ordered from Amazon to take back to college with me this Saturday so toda... | 4 | 2 | |
1408405298 | 1408407538 | t3_2dxle6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | LordDestructo: tifu: by eating taco bell
stillblazindaily: Who let you out of 4chan?
Teotwawki69: > Who let you out of ~~4chan~~ 4th grade?
FTFY
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1408406487 | 1408488912 | t3_2dxndm | t5_2to41 | 9 | itshisfaultimhere: TIFU by not waiting long enough to eat my hot pocket.
So this litterally just happened like 10 seconds ago.
I just made myself a hot pocket and decided to eat it in my bed naked and I took a bite and hot cheese leaked out the back of it onto my chest and OW OW OW.
Now I'm holding ice on the giant r... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1408407043 | 1408410329 | t3_2dxoak | t5_2to41 | 7 | iDunGoofedToday: TIFU by bricking by brother's iPad
So I was watching my brother's dog while he is out of town, and while on the phone with him, he mentions that his iPad is stuck in recovery mode. I, being the tech savvy one in our family, and never having operated an Apple-device in my life, of course accept trying t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408407678 | 1408461638 | t3_2dxpbc | t5_2to41 | 10 | StarFscker: TIFU by breaking a car I was test-driving.
Hello TIFU.
I was test driving a stick, and I have not as much stick experience as others. I had done it several years ago but I had not quite mastered it ever.
Apparently, you slowly let out the clutch when slowing down from 3d. I just escaped 3d, went to 2nd,... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1408408167 | 1408577657 | t3_2dxq2v | t5_2to41 | 248 | letusloom: TIFU by accidently sending my boss who is also the CEO of the company a text message calling her a soulless bloodsucking cunt.
I just had my wisdom teeth pulled an hour or so prior to my fuck up and I was feeling pretty damn good. On top of being drugged up from the anesthesia, I had the perfect Vicodin buzz... | 7 | 35.428571 | |
1408407996 | 1408412402 | t3_2dxpsw | t5_2to41 | 24 | ajisasian: TIFU by offering recovering alcoholics a free happy hour.
So a little backstory. Last summer I worked at a hotel as a front desk agent. My job was to check-in/out guests, assist, and offer them our free amentities such as our 2 hour free Happy Hour.
Groups normally booked rooms for conventions being held at... | 3 | 8 | |
1408408989 | 1408453096 | t3_2dxrec | t5_2to41 | 12 | djack1987: Tifu by believing a long distance relationship could work.
TIFU by trying to make a long distance relationship work, knowing that it almost never does.
A little backstory: I've been seeing a guy I really like for several months now. We met through mutual friends and hit it off right away. We lived a couple... | 4 | 3 | |
1408406890 | 1408443859 | t3_2dxo1d | t5_2to41 | 20 | buckshot307: TIFU By hitting a bird with my leg at 60mph
So a little backstory, in high school back when I was a young dumb kid when my buddies and I would drive out to the river or the lake we would all act like retards while driving.
I can't tell you how many times I drove my truck while hanging out the window. Som... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1408409708 | 1408410965 | t3_2dxsk7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | radiocleve: TIFU by not washing my hands
Chopping jalapeños for a breakfast omelette when the urge to pee becomes overwhelming. In my rush to the toilet I don't think to wash my hands.
The burning came quickly and lasted for a good 10 minutes. I was afraid there would be a blister on my peep, the heat was so intense. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408411160 | 1408467090 | t3_2dxutw | t5_2to41 | 8 | faxedfruitrollup: TIFU by getting stuck in a foreign country overnight with no money and no phone
My first flight was delayed and now my 12 hour journey is taking 3 days. All I have is a us credit card. I didn't bother bringing my phone because i didn't think passing the international fees was worth it. It's gonna be a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408411171 | 1408415403 | t3_2dxuul | t5_2to41 | 5 | Jnbenn: TIFU By getting my sick anger out
So I was at a hotel in Boston with my grandparents and i was extremely sick. I was constantly passing out and puking, and I was texting my friend. I started by saying "Dude, I am sick as f*** DX" and then we texted on and on for about 20 minutes. I was mad and angry because I n... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408412627 | 1408450427 | t3_2dxx3s | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an asshole while crossing the street
I've taken the day off work with a cold, and about an hour ago I realised I needed to buy some more medicine so I threw on some clothes and stumbled off down the road to the drug store.
I was waiting to cross Main Street, and when the pedestrian light went ... | 3 | 13 | |
1408414876 | 1408452927 | t3_2dy0lf | t5_2to41 | 23 | t8nlink: TIFU by drenching myself in gasoline at the gas station
So I was refueling my car as I normally do. In this particular gas station, you choose your payment at the pump, be it cash, credit, or debit. If you're paying with credit or debit, then you pay right there at the pump. If you're paying in cash, then you ... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1408414567 | 1408424842 | t3_2dy03q | t5_2to41 | 7 | Northwoods2: TIFU By leaving a grinder at my dads house
I haven't smoked weed in a few years and left my grinder at my dads house and kind of just forgot about it. I always hid it in a stuffed fishes mouth. (It was a big bass so it could fit) I was going to my dads house last friday and I forgot to realize he is moving... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408386853 | 1408569853 | t3_2dwof4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | TubaisLoveTubaisLife: TIFU by trying to reintroduce my knee to my nose
So this TIFU story begins eight weeks ago. To give some background, I am on two dive teams, one at school and one at a local pool in the summer, and have been diving for over eight years. I'm only about decent at diving, but its fun so I continue to... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408416511 | 1408462704 | t3_2dy34h | t5_2to41 | 30 | statesides: TIFU by going to Starbucks
So college is thankfully back in session, meaning my penis finally will be as well. I met a cute and super cool girl at a party last night and after some terrible alcohol leading and good conversation, we ended up back at my place. It was some of the best sex I've ever had and the... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1408416664 | 1408428733 | t3_2dy3dk | t5_2to41 | 12 | ewokthegreat: TIFU by thinking that females are capable of being wrong about anything ever.
TheDayWePart: This might be cruel but if you can you should lead her in to a conversation something like this:
"Why should I care?"
"Because you are my boyfriend!"
"You're wrong."
See it would be a good way to break up with h... | 3 | 4 | |
1408416914 | 1408419475 | t3_2dy3tm | t5_2to41 | 77 | TheAtomicRapist: TIFU by Ambiguous Restaurant Racism
I work at Penn Station in a predominantly white town, right off the interstate. In walks this huge Mike Tyson looking guy and I take his order, after a little bit one of my coworkers had to attend to one of the customers so I go back to the catch the sandwich from th... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
1408417199 | 1408486438 | t3_2dy4b1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | whoops34567: TIFU By having my IPad near the bathtub, then looking at porn. [NSFW]
(I'm 16 f) Today, I decided to take a bath. To keep myself entertained, I took my IPad with me. I figured that keeping it in it's case and keeping it on the side of the tub or on the floor would be enough because I use it for music whe... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1408418494 | 1408465536 | t3_2dy6ft | t5_2to41 | 61 | LOLZCatzzZ: (NSFW) tifu by accidentally showing my whole class a porno
At the age of 16 I was very horny so almost everyday when I'd get home from school I would "choke the chicken".
One day I was assigned a project where we had to make a slide show/PowerPoint about how our school should either keep sports over educat... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1408313679 | 1408469044 | t3_2du048 | t5_2to41 | 6 | accidentalasswax: TIFU by trying to fix my toilet seat with super glue.
You want a story? Frick you, I glued my ass to a toilet seat.
(...oh its a rule) One of the rods on the hinge around the back came off and I tried to super glue it back on. Got some on the seat APPARENTLY, didn't clean it well and used it shortly... | 3 | 2 | |
1408419940 | 1408469206 | t3_2dy8ly | t5_2to41 | 4 | jrutabega: TIFU by accidentally stiffing a cab driver.
I'm a huge idiot. But also I don't ride the cab often, but I still should've figured this out.
Anyway- and I bet everyone knows this already- this cab had one meter for 'fare' and another for like 'tax' or some shit. And I fucked up by not adding the 'fare' and 't... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408421196 | 1408435340 | t3_2dyako | t5_2to41 | 26 | jack3dmamba: TIFU by squatting too hard.
LTDrizzle: Ahahahahahaha broooooooo. This is why you always skip leg day.
jack3dmamba: Im making sure I spend 30mins stretching and 15mins emptying my bowels before my next leg day. Once i find a new gym that is.
Donkster: Soooo are you changing gym?
jack3dmamba: Yeah a gym in ... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1408423034 | 1408423837 | t3_2dyd45 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Mesartihm: TIFU by letting my sister walk in on me having sex.
Less than 48 hours ago my boyfriend and I moved in with my sister. Cheap rent, she's never here so what could go wrong?
Right now we are staying in her room while we get settled while she stays with her boyfriend. she had texted me she was coming over... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1408422415 | 1408490836 | t3_2dyc8o | t5_2to41 | 4 | Deathneal: TIFU by watching Boku no Pico(NSFW)
Donkster: Should have taken some [advice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T6go6EOuG4)
Deathneal: Yea I saw that after I watched it
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408424674 | 1408458861 | t3_2dyfc6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | whitestmexicanuknow: TIFU by making an "Of mice and men" reference [NSFW]
This afternoon my house clears out do to the family wanting to go watch Lucy and I have the house all to myself. Being the hormone crazed teen I am, I invite my girlfriend over for some sexy times. After said sexy time was finished, I started to ... | 3 | 5 | |
1408425663 | 1408426066 | t3_2dygnq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking the innocence of an old book
*NOTE: It's long and pointless. The damage has been done. I guess I'll take constructive criticism or any advice on how to turn back time.*
I went to an old bookstore today.
My family is moving so I had been collecting a bunch of books that I found collecting du... | 3 | 2 | |
1408426435 | 1408543790 | t3_2dyhmo | t5_2to41 | 11 | notamodelminority: TIFU by having my gf accidentally pee on my phone
A few days ago, I drove my girlfriend home after a long date, during which we continually teased each other. There were no cars around where I parked and it was especially dark, so we immediately started getting frisky in the car.
So, my girlfriend... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1408425929 | 1408428562 | t3_2dyh03 | t5_2to41 | 3 | nodivisionhwm: TIFU Giving my dog treats
Be me
Hanging on the couch
Eating some oreos
Dog wants a cookie too
Pull out 3 dog treats and give him one of them
Mindlessly eat another oreo
Give dog treat #2
Look down
Dog treats are gone
TL;DR: I ate a dog biscuit and didn't realize it. Still have hard chunks of it ... | 3 | 1 | |
1408429348 | 1408508714 | t3_2dyl2w | t5_2to41 | 8 | LovesRedditGold: TIFU by being hunted by a mountain lion
Ok so this happened an hour ago and I'm so scared and sick to my stomach I want to puke. So after work my best friend and coworker had been planning to go catfishing at the lake by our town. We got all of our usual gear rounded up except for my 9mm handgun. No... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1408429435 | 1408431370 | t3_2dyl6p | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to my Doctor NSFW
So this is possibly the biggest fuck up I have ever done.
So as a child I was always prone to uirinary track infections or inflamed foreskin. Now this was because for some reason my forskin would not retract and made it very difficult to clean. My Doctor that I had as a c... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408431051 | 1408453231 | t3_2dymvu | t5_2to41 | 9 | iShetandiGiggle: TIFU by clicking a facebook link
This is actually different from other TIFU's, since it happened about 1 hour ago.
So i was listening to music on phone(headphones) and doing homework on my laptop,alternating between my online research and facebook. Suddenly,my friend links me a facebook video followed... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1408432217 | 1408453576 | t3_2dyo2y | t5_2to41 | 44 | destroyah257: TIFU by eating a Ghost Chili pepper after getting my wisdom teeth removed.
Since this is my first reddit post I figured I might as well submit it to my favorite subreddit TIFU. Anyway back to the topic at hand. A few weeks ago, being the dumb and adventurous teenager that I am, I decided to order Ghost Ch... | 4 | 11 | |
1408442257 | 1408477569 | t3_2dyx4x | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to my sister have sex on a voice memo
This all happened around three years ago when my older sister gave me her iPhone 3GS because she was upgrading to an iPhone 4. I was pretty stoked to own a smartphone (I had flip phones up until that point) so I immediately went in and explore the featu... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1408442589 | 1408443702 | t3_2dyxfv | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing in my boyfriends face as he broke up with me
So 4 days ago my bf decided to end things... Bit of background he was emotionally manipulative at times and I don't stand for that whatsoever, always, always catch him out on it...
So, he started the break up speech, at first I didn't know how ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408443947 | 1408497569 | t3_2dyynb | t5_2to41 | 26 | lokiofspirit: TIFU by touching a girls boobs
Just happened.
I stay in boarding school for sports.
First year have huge crush on a Asian-American senior girl in the same sports club as me.
Confess after a long time.
Had pissed her off along the way.
She says no, after being sad for awhile try again.
Stay friends for awh... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1408442159 | 1408473496 | t3_2dyx1r | t5_2to41 | 65 | Zeus_Throwaway: TIFU by cumming into my bin.
This actually happened today and I am still mindfucked about what happened.
So it was the morning when I woke up, I was feeling horny so I decided to masturbate for a little bit. After going at it for a little while I noticed I had no tissues, so I decided when I cum I'm go... | 5 | 13 | |
1408444844 | 1408461215 | t3_2dyzi1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ryannchelz: Tifu scared of getting blowjob (almost sfw)
[deleted]: Hey, at least you won't mess it up next time op.
^^pls ^^dont
fellaphant: If a stranger in a club asks you if you want a blow job, say no. Just say no.
| 3 | 1 | |
1408445841 | 1408488884 | t3_2dz0ea | t5_2to41 | 224 | [deleted]: TIFU by changing my girlfriends default FB pic to one of her vagina.
Probably the biggest fuck up in my life. But in my defense who keeps their nudes in the same folder as the rest of their pictures?
Anyway we were getting ready to go to sleep and she was messing around on her laptop, I rolled over to look ... | 9 | 24.888889 | |
1408445725 | 1408462286 | t3_2dz0af | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU - Spending time with another woman...
A little backstory - Months ago I (28/m) found out my wife (29/f) had an affair. She claims it was emotional, not physical. I know they at least made out a number of times so we separated. We had been separated a while when we began talking about reconciling and mov... | 4 | 5 | |
1408448756 | 1408463750 | t3_2dz3d9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Ohhellnaa: TIFU by masturbating infront of the Mirror
So, It was couple of years back, Not as in today. Anyways, I was a teenager and curious about sexual parts. My friend had just recently taught to me about whacking my meat at school. And mind you, back then I didn’t know what porn was.
Anyways, my friend suggested ... | 3 | 8 | |
1408451971 | 1408495517 | t3_2dz776 | t5_2to41 | 120 | pffftyagassed: TIFU by blocking my ex on my GFs Facebook
I would've posted this two days ago when it happened, but my nerves were shot and I had a million other things on my mind. Here it goes.
Backstory: About 4 years ago, I dated this girl for a year or so and was cheated on several times with a few different people... | 5 | 24 | |
1408452084 | 1408546615 | t3_2dz7by | t5_2to41 | 6,123 | Mr_Mackey_: TIFU by showing my erect penis to my girlfriends entire family
My girlfriend has been on holidays for the last couple of weeks. It kinda sucked because it was our five month anniversary (which she took quite seriously). So we were texting and things started getting suggestive (or at least I think they were)... | 14 | 437.357143 | |
1408473749 | 1408474894 | t3_2dz9xs | t5_2to41 | 5 | obi_wan_knobie: Rightfully so for him on both counts there. I would drop my "best friend"over that in a heartbeat, along with my girlfriend.
avesteph: But it was fully my fault and if there's anyone to blame it's me. I would risk my relationship with him but I don't want to do anything to their friendship. So I'm truly... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1408454368 | 1408476840 | t3_2dzaeb | t5_2to41 | 114 | xndrz: TIFU by buying flowers for my wife
There comes a time in every mans' life where he needs to go out and buy flowers for his wife POST HASTE.
You just have no time to lose, you get in the car and drive as fast as you can to your local florist. This was such a time.
So I'm at the town square across the florist,... | 6 | 19 | |
1408455833 | 1408459000 | t3_2dzckz | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my dad and brother my dildo
Alright let me preface this by saying that yes, Im a girl btw. Anyways reddit.com, One night Im just sitting here playing TF2 (collecting hats). And all the sudden I have the urge to make fap-time with myself (masturbate) Anyways, I go to my room and pull out my vi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408459335 | 1408460814 | t3_2dzib4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting my SO's sister use my phone
MasterBBVD: I don't understand what the issue is? Unless your SO's sister has secret feelings for you or something like that... to me it sounds off
XPVids: I think it is that OP's SO said she wanted time alone with him, and her sister misinterpreted that as 'time ... | 3 | 2 | |
1408457183 | 1408475416 | t3_2dzep4 | t5_2to41 | 26 | LookAround: TIFU by looking for clothes naked after a shower.
This happened recently and I've only told one friend about what happened before attempting to wipe my memory of the event.
I got out of the shower and went to my room. My window is on the first floor of a house that is shared with 3 other fa... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1408457308 | 1408467731 | t3_2dzewi | t5_2to41 | 10 | arghhpirater: TIFU by dropping some weights in the gym
icarusflewtooclose: Sounds like you didn't follow the rule of never having more than a 45 pound difference on either side of the bar when loading and unloading.
[deleted]: This. Though you're usually fine with anything up to a 90lb difference so long as you pull ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1408461398 | 1408470598 | t3_2dzlua | t5_2to41 | 14 | RUM_King: TIFU by having sex
Heres the back story: I fell in love with this girl a week before she left for college. We both agreed that while we were away from our home town, that we would be separated, and that when we returned for summer and winter vacation we would be together once more.
She was the first girl I... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1408460893 | 1408609847 | t3_2dzkzr | t5_2to41 | 29 | watchesyousleep: [TIFU] by having sex with my gf before cloning my penis (nsfw)
I am moving overseas in a couple of days and the girl I have been seeing is staying behind. Our sex life has been so good I told her I would make a copy of my penis with one of the Clone-a-Willy kits.
We had the kit all set up and ready to... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1408461959 | 1408547933 | t3_2dzmw2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | lonely4uonly: TIFU by texting my Ex
Went through a bad breakup, trying to follow the 12 steps on EXaholics.com, one of them is no-contact but I fucked up and texted my Ex and now I'm back to square one
VanQDoN: How old are you my friend?
lonely4uonly: 20
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408440298 | 1408499338 | t3_2dyvey | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling off a bike
I always come to TIFU and say, wow, I'm glad my life isn't as bad as that person's, but the day before yesterday, I fell off a two person bike. We're in China for vacation, and at Xi'an they built a big wall long ago. There's a bike rental at the top so you can bike on the wall, an... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1408461833 | 1408483161 | t3_2dzmo1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | thebeachteen: TIFU by not staying on the beach (overthinking about girls)
Okay so this happened over the course of the last half hour. so my mom, younger brother, and I are at the beach. We're leaving today and my bro and I are getting one last swim in. Now, what I'm going to tell you what happened is a small, seemi... | 3 | 2 | |
1408463289 | 1408549470 | t3_2dzpca | t5_2to41 | 308 | Shamed-I-Am-Dumb: TIFU by masturbating in an office bathroom prior to my job interview.
As a confidence technique on job interviews I find out who will be interviewing me, I find a picture of them online, I print it, and I masturbate onto the picture. I know it sounds silly but it gives me a psychological boost of sort... | 19 | 16.210526 | |
1408462667 | 1408786136 | t3_2dzo69 | t5_2to41 | 132 | underyourbed92: TIFU by visiting a girl I was seeing, who was staying in her sisters apartment
This happened around this time a year ago. I was seeing this girl. We were pretty much in love, but because we had only been dating for two months and I was leaving town to continue studying, we agreed to kill off the relatio... | 5 | 26.4 | |
1408463668 | 1408486690 | t3_2dzq25 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Throwaway75024: TIFU by Ejaculating.
So I had not done this for a few days as I was away, so I figured last night I'd get it over with. However, once I did it, a tiny little bit must have got onto my bed quilt.
So before I went to sleep I had an itch in my eye - so I rubbed my eye with my quilt. When I woke up - I ha... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1408463734 | 1408470499 | t3_2dzq6u | t5_2to41 | 2 | Master_Angler: TIFU by playing TF2
Alright let me preface this by saying that yes, Im a girl btw. Anyways reddit.com, One night Im just sitting here playing TF2 (collecting hats). And all the sudden I have the urge to make fap-time with myself (masturbate) Anyways, I go to my room and pull out my vibrator but it was ou... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1408465352 | 1408468226 | t3_2dztag | t5_2to41 | 13 | magdalenaasilos: TIFU by ___________ sexually ____________ my _______'s ________ sexual.
UWbadger23: TIFU so bad reddit... I was at my parents house and I came with my dog so my mom did heroine . Fuck....
To explain, a couple years ago I met my dog through a porn websiteand my grandma was over my parents house. Thing... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1408465716 | 1408518129 | t3_2dztz2 | t5_2to41 | 87 | OftenUsesEbonics: TIFU by kinda having sex...... [NSFW]
Disclaimer: This is not a comedic fuck up so if that's what you're looking for, turn back now.
I don't expect this to receive a lot of upvotes but if it does.. no big deal. This is more of an attempt to seek advice than a fuck up. Also, please excuse my terrible ... | 8 | 10.875 | |
1408466430 | 1408575368 | t3_2dzvbn | t5_2to41 | 15 | slow_one: TIFU - Doing maintenance on an expensive robot... and now it's not working
I started maintenance on a gripper for an expensive robot. Eventually we will be replacing it with a better one... but, as part of that, I needed to remove the original gripper and reattach it (in order to get the procedure down).
I... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1408466819 | 1408487603 | t3_2dzw30 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Johjac: TIFU by telling a guy who has a mutual interest my boobs are too big
Okay this was actually my poor 15 year old daughter who is just starting to date. She was cleaning out her closet and found a top she likes but since she dresses fairly modestly (thank god), she didn't like how her chest looked in it, yes she ... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1408468628 | 1408469911 | t3_2dzzs4 | t5_2to41 | 27 | prickly_pw: TIFU by Farting at Work
Starting off with a small TIFU, I slept through my alarms and didn't wake up until 6am, which is when I'm supposed to be clocking in, so I ended up being a half an hour late (I live half an hour away).
So the whole time I work I was feeling gassy, and all of my farts seemed like th... | 3 | 9 | |
1408470257 | 1408525221 | t3_2e0351 | t5_2to41 | 248 | papawells225: TIFU By Trusting My Brother
LIke lots of other TIFU post this didn't actually happen today but I thought people might enjoy.
So I was 6 and my brother was 8 and we found a sledge hammer in the back yard. We proceeded to have sledge hammer fun (smashing insects, rocks, and just generally hitting anything... | 5 | 49.6 | |
1408470714 | 1408509550 | t3_2e043d | t5_2to41 | 109 | chasewa: TIFU by gingerly tossing my phone on the couch
Everyday when I come home from work, I lightly toss my phone across the room onto the couch, where I intend to sit once I take my pants off. I do this to keep a flow and to save time. I have done this so many times, I have the method, spin, speed, and distance f... | 4 | 27.25 | |
1408464980 | 1408493929 | t3_2dzsko | t5_2to41 | 51 | asshat_backwards: TIFU by crop-dusting a really attractive woman and her toddler
I'll start off by saying I'm a Chipotle addict and had my usual carnitas burrito bowl for dinner last night.
This morning, I made a stop at the local shopping center to pick up groceries and a prescription. I'd cut some mean ones already... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1408468229 | 1408670523 | t3_2dzyzp | t5_2to41 | 65 | ughdad: TIFU by getting caught by my dad reading the TIFU post about the dude who showed his erect penis to his girlfriend's entire family
Ok, so not a major fuck-up, but as I'm female and Asian (more conservative culture, my strict dad would never find that post funny or entertaining), I was still inwardly cringing wh... | 5 | 13 | |
1408470640 | 1408480140 | t3_2e03y5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my crush about my feelings on a phone
A little bit of background first. I recently graduated from High School and in my senior year I had a crush on this junior girl(lets call her Lisa) . I never had the nerve to talk to her so she didn't really know me that well (I was a new student). But du... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1408472410 | 1408481974 | t3_2e07fv | t5_2to41 | 354 | scufferQPD: TIFU by not formatting my memory card before my wedding.
Ok, so this wasn't today, but actually 4 years ago.
I married my wife at a small ceremony, there were only about 10 of us there, including my mum, sister, grandma, my wife's mum and stepdad and our two witnesses.
I had asked a witness take the ... | 7 | 50.571429 | |
1408472599 | 1408473791 | t3_2e07tx | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating. [NSFW]
Alrighty, I'm on an alt account for soon-to-be obvious reasons. I'm not a great writer, so expect this to be short.
It was a normal Tuesday. I decided to take a shower before going out to get a haircut, which was a good decision. What wasn't a good decision was to take that show... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1408474517 | 1408565628 | t3_2e0bkb | t5_2to41 | 142 | Jacmia: TIFU. By allowing the ups man to see me in my bra and panties
So I live about 20 miles in the middle of no where. I also have 160 acres of land that I use as a personal running trail. So I went running in running shorts that look like panties and a sports bra. I had just gotten back into the house and into t... | 5 | 28.4 | |
1408473664 | 1408679384 | t3_2e09xs | t5_2to41 | 18 | Tomwkli: TIFU by not pooing at a music festival
So its common knowledge that music festival toilets are absolutely filthy and should be avoided unless your life depends on it. Well, I took onboard this advice during my time at my first festival. The outside urinals provided an escape route for the copious amounts of al... | 6 | 3 | |
1408473187 | 1408538766 | t3_2e08zb | t5_2to41 | 235 | IndianShit4Life: TIFU by "dropping the kids off" at my girlfriend's disconnected "pool".
Obviously using a throwaway for this fuck up. As with most posts here, this did not happen today (if it did I'd probably still be washing my hands)
A little context:
Last summer I went to Bulgaria on holiday, met the hottest girl... | 6 | 39.166667 | |
1408477833 | 1408480939 | t3_2e0huf | t5_2to41 | 6 | Skyfer_the_Youtuber: TIFU By farting in public
Today i messed up bad while waiting at a bus stop with headphones on I thought I was alone as i looked around so I laid a huge loud wet fart. I look around again and notice a girl sitting right behind me. She sniffed twice before getting up and walking away. In a flight of... | 3 | 2 | |
1408477574 | 1408499730 | t3_2e0hej | t5_2to41 | 68 | destroyah257: TIFU by fucking my real mom. :-(!!!!! (NSFW)
[deleted]: Nope, not buying it
destroyah257: Don't know what to tell you buddy but its true...
Halucin8ing: Did she ever realize that you were actually her long lost son herself?
destroyah257: I really don't know I never confronted her about it because I was t... | 10 | 6.8 | |
1408474688 | 1408488604 | t3_2e0bwn | t5_2to41 | 40 | UWbadger23: TIFU by crop-dusting a basement
So a few weeks ago I was at my SO's sister's house for a house warming party. Her sister/brother-in-law had invited 30-40 friends and family over to celebrate their new home. I've been there a few times, so I knew the layout.
After some snacking, I realized I really had ... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1408480401 | 1408480893 | t3_2e0mqr | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by pooping myself in class
eightNote: unfortunately, posts about your poop are only accepted on saturdays.
please repost on the weekend.
irish_hobknocker: Ya I'm sorry about that I didn't realize until I posted it
| 3 | 1 | |
1408481021 | 1408496613 | t3_2e0nsw | t5_2to41 | 25 | ipartytoomuch: TIFU by being unintentionally racist and getting fired.
I work as a cashier and this guy paid with $100 dollar bill for a can of iced tea (about $1). I didn't have enough change so I had to go get some from another register. He then proclaims loudly, "Man, can you believe this *nagger*?" which resulted i... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1408481289 | 1408508594 | t3_2e0oc3 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU as a Mother.
**Incoming sob story, you've been warned.**
*Very long, sorry. This is kind of just a vent, but I actually feel like I've fucked up and this seems like an appropriate place to talk about it. TL;DR at the bottom.*
I have very low income. I was nothing but lucky to get approved into a secti... | 7 | 6 | |
1408481903 | 1408553733 | t3_2e0pf8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my friend's ex girlfriend
__Viper__: Pics or it never happened.
[deleted]: Haaa! Nice try.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408483345 | 1408496043 | t3_2e0s7k | t5_2to41 | 15 | maximus5280: TIFU by wanting to sleep a little more...
Today I fucked up by wanting a little more relaxing shut eye.
So my mother, two older sisters, and I take somewhat of a short family vacation. We rent this lovely cabin
just outside of town near a lake. We do some fun family activities and have a good tim... | 3 | 5 | |
1408485944 | 1408488594 | t3_2e0wt0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | iLiveInPeace: TIFU by texting my dad instead of my girlfriend
So my girlfriend drops me home after a night out and I had left my weed container in her car. I remembered just as she drove off so I messaged her saying:
"Hide the weed"
I get a reply saying
"Why?"
I say
"In case your dad see's it..."
That's when I re... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1408486908 | 1408524902 | t3_2e0yha | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a very inappropriate text to dad...
Screwed_38: Are yall 14?
Donkster: That'S exactly what I thought...
| 3 | 3.666667 | |
1408486879 | 1408524755 | t3_2e0yfn | t5_2to41 | 8 | saltymuffaca: TIFU by mistaking wasabi for Guacamole
That's it really, I was eating out at a fancy Sushi place and put about a spoonful of spicy wasabi on one sushi roll. Lots of water and regret followed.
Screwed_38: Water is bad, bread or milk is good in situations like that
Donkster: No, no! Just enjoy a big sip fr... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408490125 | 1408491380 | t3_2e13xc | t5_2to41 | 15 | Wreckton: TIFU by editing a picture of my friend and sharing it with the wrong people(sad).
So like most TIFU's, this didn't happen today and actually happened 7 months ago.
So the story goes like this, My cousin is helping me format my PC over skype, and after we format it, I'm downloading drivers etc whilst we talk ... | 3 | 5 | |
1408490984 | 1408493589 | t3_2e15dr | t5_2to41 | 26 | dekema2: TIFU by losing money selling on eBay
I bought a MacBook Pro the other day for college and couldn't wait to use it, but I also felt I could sell a few things I had from my older desktop, including a keyboard that would sell for $75 in retail, but typically sells for about $40 on eBay.
Last week I put my keyboa... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1408489632 | 1408497525 | t3_2e1354 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by unintentionally angering a malicious rooster.
Alas, this was not today. It was many years ago, in fact. However it continues to haunt me to this day and has left me with devastating socially-awkward-inducing phobias.
When I was younger, I often spent a lot of time at my grandparent's place. My grand... | 3 | 4 |
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