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1408495350 | 1408565956 | t3_2e1cfz | t5_2to41 | 23 | pennywise-13: TIFU by being high and texting
jds13X: Your punctuation is so beautiful :')
lookitupdear: You made me laugh so, so hard and nearly lose my life to my cinnamon doughnuts.
I wish I was able to give you gold.
jds13X: I wish I could give you gold for saying this! Glad you didn't lose your life!
lookitupd... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1408495116 | 1408703820 | t3_2e1c3a | t5_2to41 | 295 | El_Tramelo: TIFU by wearing the wrong t-shirt
I'm a pretty big fan of the show Archer. For those of you who don't know, Archer is an animated show that centers on secret agents working for an organization called ISIS. About a year ago, I bought a t-shirt displaying the ISIS logo (which looks like [this] (http://fc07.de... | 6 | 49.166667 | |
1408495093 | 1408586902 | t3_2e1c2e | t5_2to41 | 3 | The14thBaron: TIFU By getting tiger balm on my privates
So, today was my second day of intensive hockey training. 3 hours straight on the ice. Since it's my first time playing for a couple of months, I feel sore as hell. When we finished up, I went home, had a nice bath and put some tiger balm on my sore muscles. Bad i... | 3 | 1 | |
1408497478 | 1408590023 | t3_2e1fqf | t5_2to41 | 13 | patrician465: TIFU by falling for a phone scam
So anyway, I am just playing a video game when suddenly a phone call arrived. The guy on the other end claimed he was from Microsoft and that one of my computers was currently under a "malicious" attack by "hackers." He gave me all sorts of personal info, name, official ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1408499990 | 1408503700 | t3_2e1jw7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | RobinsRant: TIFU by giving myself I.B.S
This happened a while back and not to long ago I discovered this wonderful subreddit.
Anyway so about two years ago in my sophomore year in high school I was a normal kid who had a normal life and all nothing to be paranoid about when one day I took the bus home. About 75% close ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1408499982 | 1408540486 | t3_2e1jvs | t5_2to41 | 1,469 | thedongone: TIFU by peeing on a cockroach while my girlfriend frantically tries to kill it
It must have been around 3 am in the morning when I decided to go take a piss. Now i had been playing runescape all night doing some questing and probably drank 6 bottles of coke during this so I REALLLY had to go. Walk in turn t... | 7 | 209.857143 | |
1408496614 | 1408532519 | t3_2e1eef | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting to smite a flea.
Ok.. So... this is one of the grossest things that has ever fucking happened to me. Rewind to last Friday. I had just got off work. It had been a long week. I was expecting some family to come by that night, so I spent most of my night cleaning, doing laundry, etc. I realized... | 3 | 2 | |
1408500750 | 1408546072 | t3_2e1l4p | t5_2to41 | 12 | mmans1626: TIFU by putting water where the oil is supposed to go in a car
As with many things, this fuckup happened when I assumed too many things. Earlier today I get a call from my sister, and I hear that her car overheated and that she is parked along he side of the road. No biggie, I'll just bring 2 gallons of wate... | 4 | 3 | |
1408501598 | 1408564635 | t3_2e1mgq | t5_2to41 | 219 | the_futt_bucker: TIFU by getting ripped a new asshole [nsfw]
...or should I say **cut** a new asshole. I just started working for a landscaping crew and was told to bring a utility knife to cut sod with. I should note that I am just working for the summer and staying with a friend in another town. With a million other ... | 7 | 31.285714 | |
1408499370 | 1408568355 | t3_2e1iue | t5_2to41 | 9 | SyMag: TIFU by looking for something to write on.
Earlier this morning I was at an event for my school's football program to try out a new pregame tradition for the team to enter the stadium. I don't have a car at the moment, so I've been using my dad's truck to get myself around while I'm away at school. Our school ha... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1408503008 | 1408504268 | t3_2e1opj | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by introducing my girlfriend to reddit. And giving her my username.
I seriously do not know what possessed me to do this.
USNSwimmer: >TIFU by introducing my *ex* girlfriend to reddit.
FTFY
roastofherbs: Problem, meet solution.
| 3 | 5 | |
1408500855 | 1408540138 | t3_2e1lb1 | t5_2to41 | 168 | ThrowawayTesties: TIFU by getting an ultrasound on my testicles.
It wasn't today. This was 4 years ago when I was about 24 years old. I haven't thought about it for a long time but recently I have been thinking about it for some reason. Wanted to share one of the most embarrassing moments in my life. Throwaway for priv... | 6 | 28 | |
1408501650 | 1408522272 | t3_2e1mj8 | t5_2to41 | 127 | trainerswing: TIFU by balancing football boots on my erect penis
Throwaway account for obvious reasons. As I type this I feel a little smile creep over my face. I guessed I've finally gotten over it. It's a long read but worth it...maybe.
Let's set the scene: I was a 14 year old boy (now early twenties) and like lots ... | 4 | 31.75 | |
1408506957 | 1408551390 | t3_2e1upx | t5_2to41 | 8 | INFECTEDTRUTH: TIFU by kissing a girl who is getting married in a month
fuck.. what the fuck did I get myself into? I met this girl at work about 1 year ago. From the start, I knew she was engaged. I think knowing this fact actually helped me to open up and get to know her. We became friends from the start. I was good,... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1408504602 | 1408529545 | t3_2e1r7c | t5_2to41 | 16 | Maroon_Unicorn: TIFU by singing the Ying Yang Twins in public.
Today I was waiting in line for burgers when "Wait" by the Ying Yang Twins decided to pop into my head. So I start singing the iconic lyrics "Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick" under my breath. The woman in line in front of me heard me, turned around, an... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1408505638 | 1408539096 | t3_2e1str | t5_2to41 | 54 | tifuthrowawayhahaha: TIFU by accidentally giving my boyfriend an enema
So this story starts, as any good story does, with anal. Or at least, an attempt at anal. I'm not 100% sure why, but at some point since I have started dating my current boyfriend, I have become a wee bit obsessed with pegging. I really, really want... | 8 | 6.75 | |
1408509070 | 1408543155 | t3_2e1xrc | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by gambling on a fart
harmlessmaniac: Just tell the truth, women appreciate honesty. "Hey this has been great but I have to leave now because I just shit myself. Here's some money for the meal and some napkins for the mess. Call me, bye!"
i_go_to_uri: what a gentleman!
harmlessmaniac: Hero? I don't kno... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1408512607 | 1408514021 | t3_2e227m | t5_2to41 | 6 | Onecutmember: TIFU by not listening to my Doctors advice NSFW
So this is possibly the biggest fuck up I have ever done, and it seriously effected my life.
So as a child I was always prone to uirinary track infections or inflamed foreskin. Now this was because for some reason my forskin would not retract and made it ve... | 3 | 2 | |
1408514058 | 1408516522 | t3_2e23z6 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating with my sister..
Today I fucked up big time. Being my horny self I hoped onto Omegle before dinner for some action, I released the kraken and got to work talking to a girl. She didn't show her face but agreed that we would masturbate with each other.. After 15 minutes we were both pretty... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1408514945 | 1408516012 | t3_2e250k | t5_2to41 | 9 | BlackLicorice420: TIFU by ordering a sex toy online
I let my older sister use my computer so that she could print out some papers. She kept her gmail info saved which didn't really bother me because I could just switch it back to my gmail. After she left I went back into my computer to order this sex toy I've been want... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1408515728 | 1408522037 | t3_2e25tv | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU born a white male :(
s_word: I don't hate you because you're white, I hate you because you're white and wallowing in self-pity when you could be making a difference with your 'white and man privilege.' Self-pity is really unattractive -- that's probably why people won't date you. That, and the lack of ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1408515567 | 1408592450 | t3_2e25nl | t5_2to41 | 8,680 | Diodemedes: TIFU by teaching my down syndrome nephew to talk
My nephew Daniel is 3 years old, diagnosed with Down Syndrome, and hadn't said a word before last week. My brother and his wife have been taking him to speech therapy, but to no avail.
Well, the stars aligned such that they were both working and, after goin... | 12 | 723.333333 | |
1408516179 | 1408548625 | t3_2e268q | t5_2to41 | 14 | battering-ram: TIFU: By Letting my girl ride me! NSFW
Teotwawki69: What you did there, I see it. Although the more normal protocol would be either:
A) I rubbed hot sauce/poison ivy/muscle balm on my junk...
B) I shot my wad on/in front of/because of the wrong person and/or SMS/Skyped it to everyone I've ever met...... | 7 | 2 | |
1408514784 | 1408524104 | t3_2e24uh | t5_2to41 | 73 | thebeespyjamas: Tifu by giving head with a little ninja around [NSFW]
First things first I live in a house with my family and various siblings. Secondly for some reason even though I'm 18 my mum insists I keep my bedroom door open when I have guys in there with me (because apparently it stops us from messing around in... | 9 | 8.111111 | |
1408516088 | 1408517475 | t3_2e265l | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my balls a close shave.
So, this might not be the biggest FU out there but for me, it was kinda big.
I have a trimmer that I can set the length on.
So i usually set it to 9mm and then just go to town on my balls and the surrounding areas.
When I was almost done (just a few rebels left) and i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408504955 | 1408568390 | t3_2e1rrh | t5_2to41 | 18 | tbhbbidgaf: TIFU by thinking it were just dust bunnies
A few mornings ago, I woke up to see dust bunnies inside the casing of my electric fan. Okay, it's just dust bunnies. I can ask my uncle or whoever to clean it up for me later. I go downstairs to grab some breakfast and take a bath. Something's still bugging me abo... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1408521438 | 1408546927 | t3_2e2baz | t5_2to41 | 85 | Addyct: TIFU by trying to burn a tick off of my dog's belly.
It wasn't a tick.
It was his nipple.
I'm a monster.
bamisdead: Never try to burn off a tick. Same with trying to suffocate it out with oils or rubbing alcohol. In both cases, you cause the tick to [vomit out anything it has gorged on](http://www.nytimes.com... | 3 | 28.333333 | |
1408511780 | 1408558076 | t3_2e218k | t5_2to41 | 5 | PutThatCatDown: TIFU by not taking advantage of the law
Ano-Boshi-Kudasai: That wouldn't have been taking advantage of the *law* as much as it would have been taking advantage of the poor *dealer* who would have had to have paid for the van...
PutThatCatDown: He makes more money than us. My dad makes like 90k-100k a ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1408523468 | 1408527927 | t3_2e2d1u | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by burping when my girlfriend said I love you
Recently my stomach has been acting dodgily, I won't go into the details but let's say things feel delicate and squishy. Anyway, as I was leaving the room my girlfriend looks at me with her big beautiful eyes, leans in close and says "I love you". Now, I had... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408522100 | 1408592332 | t3_2e2bvl | t5_2to41 | 19 | TexaslTech: TIFU by drinking something not Dr. Pepper out of a Dr Pepper Bottle
So I was playing some video games with my brother, and after whooping him, I became thirsty. I saw a Dr. Pepper bottle next to my brother, and without asking, I took a good swig. About a few seconds later, I realized it wasn't Dr. Pepper. I... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1408524483 | 1408543215 | t3_2e2dwh | t5_2to41 | 24 | Esosta: TIFU by not knowing I was Asian
So usually on standardized testing or forms they ask you what your race is, and as a Mixed Black-Indian student I had only chosen "African-American" because I was never told that Asian covers Asia and the Indian subcontinent, and since I'm going to apply to colleges, this is even... | 8 | 3 | |
1408527578 | 1408538405 | t3_2e2gh5 | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a psychiatric patient about twilight
I usually work at the ER and ICU as a murse. But this week i have been doing some extra work at a psychiatric ward for teenagers. This one boy that was really in to movies(i am not) came to the ward and it was my job to interview him for about an hour to ge... | 3 | 12 | |
1408531479 | 1408551016 | t3_2e2jw0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | myshiftkeyisbroken: TIFU by sitting on a toilet
So it's 3am and I just finished playing league game. I drink a lot of water so I really had to use the toilet. So I sat down and did the business while browsing reddit. Suddenly it starts to itch and I look down. Apparently, my mom put ammonia in the bowl to clean it up. ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1408521337 | 1408540107 | t3_2e2b80 | t5_2to41 | 26 | PM_ME_YOUR_GRANDMA_: TIFU by re-using fapkins
to preface- this happened a few months ago, and it's personal, so throwaway.
One fine day, I was sick at home, and bored, and I decided to entertain myself by summing the ol' trombone. I don't have tissues in my room, so I grabbed some toilet paper from the bathroom, and d... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1408529216 | 1408579238 | t3_2e2hw2 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Sir_Dandyo: TIFU by opening my blinds
Few weeks ago. Warm summer night so I decided I would sleep nude. Woke up at 10am, mother is at work and the house is empty, hear a weird clanging noise at my window, assume it's a bird so get out of bed and open the blinds (curtains, shutters) to investigate. It Is the windows cle... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1408535479 | 1408563038 | t3_2e2nw8 | t5_2to41 | 262 | [deleted]: TIFU by " cheating " on my wife.
So this literally happened 5 hours ago. So it's a real TIFU. Anyway. I'm married with 2 daughters, 6 and 4. Been with my wife for 8 years, married for 5. I was doing some assignment for my Calc 2 class (in college for Electronic engineering tech) when I started to get really ... | 8 | 32.75 | |
1408535192 | 1408584713 | t3_2e2nma | t5_2to41 | 25 | throwaway47682: TIFU by going running on an upset stomach
So, throw away (obviously).
I'm visiting my girlfriends hometown in the upper peninsula. The town is very small- one of those places where what happens at the bar gets home before you do. It's a great town though, and I look forward to coming here every year.... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1408533697 | 1408581658 | t3_2e2m3n | t5_2to41 | 84 | 2pacoclock: TIFU by saying "sorry"
I was at a bar and I needed to use the bathroom. I tried opening the bathroom door, but it wouldn't budge. There was a guy inside and he said "I'm using it!".
So, I said "Sorry". Sat down and waited.
I waited for about 5 minutes until he finally came out. He started talking to m... | 4 | 21 | |
1408536290 | 1408537840 | t3_2e2otj | t5_2to41 | 9 | victorias_sec: TIFU by inviting a thief to my home
My new husband told me that his 24yr. old daughter steals and she was never allowed over, yet I encouraged him to have a relationship with her and have her over. After the second time she was over, my expensive Victoria Secret bra was missing. It never even occurred to... | 3 | 3 | |
1408537418 | 1408611086 | t3_2e2q4i | t5_2to41 | 72 | LuukVideo: TIFU by fixing a dryer, accidentally turning it into a oven and almost burning my house down
I live with my parrents and 3 brothers and 2 sisters (So total of 8) My mom does almost all the laundry and she really depends on her dryer and washing machine so you can imagine me willing to help in any way possibl... | 4 | 18 | |
1408539431 | 1408585319 | t3_2e2skp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by waiting 22 years to take Spanish 003
klkevinkl: You can talk to your manager and see if you can come to an agreement about working different hours while you take a Spanish class.
As for Spanish, review. Make sure you at least know your present, past, and imperfect tenses. Build up some vocabulary ... | 4 | 1 | |
1408540143 | 1408540821 | t3_2e2tif | t5_2to41 | 4 | idamnedit: [TIFU] by not putting my shoes on.
So I am on vacation in a tropical location. It is day 2 of our 7 day stay. I was out at the pool and we decided to head back to the room to clean up before we went out for dinner. I was being lazy and decided to not put my shoes on for the walk. I get back to the room a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408540101 | 1409177127 | t3_2e2tg3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | xSeisokux: TIFU by having bipolar depression.
A little back story.
I've been diagnosed with bipolar disorder since I was 17 and have been dealing with it for about 4 years now. Since I refuse to let this disorder influence how I live my life, I've taken all the necessary steps to help keep it under control: Therapy on... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1408540903 | 1408547595 | t3_2e2uj7 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting scammed on steam
This happened literally minutes ago and i feel like crap. So a little background.
So yesterday my friend randomly got a knife from cs go after buying a single key and opening a crate. The knife costed about 60-70 eur. He's been trying to trade it since then.
Today he said h... | 10 | 3.3 | |
1408542081 | 1408577585 | t3_2e2w7t | t5_2to41 | 128 | unclemab: TIFU by learning that when you sign in to Google Chrome, your browsing history is synced by default
I recently re-organised my bookmarks in Google Chrome and decided to start using my Google account to synchronize these across the 3 different laptops and PC that I use. I had never bothered to sign in before a... | 7 | 18.285714 | |
1408543204 | 1408982495 | t3_2e2xw6 | t5_2to41 | 955 | sparkling_gem: TIFU by listening to my audiobook in the car with my windows down...
This happened this morning. I drive about an hour and a half each way to work everyday, and I have been known to succumb to road rage. I started listening to audiobooks, and they have 100% helped me to not care about the dick who cut me... | 15 | 63.666667 | |
1408543798 | 1408575800 | t3_2e2yuc | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU sending 150 dick pics to my SO
This fuck up happened over the course of 6 months. Me and my SO have an explosive relationship that involves us being apart from eachother for long times. Being in a long distance relationship (LDR) doesn't mean we don't love eachother less. In fact, we love eachother more... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1408546164 | 1408546890 | t3_2e32sr | t5_2to41 | 9 | ddomin: TIFU by doing the laundry on vacation
This is actually happening right now.
My fiancé and I are on vacation in a log cabin. We needed to do one last wash of clothes to last us the trip.
A few days ago we broke a kerosene lamp and used a towel to sop it up and chucked it in the laundry bag.
Fast forward to ... | 3 | 3 | |
1408547340 | 1408574766 | t3_2e34va | t5_2to41 | 30 | thoraway1239: TIFU by sleeping with a super hot chick (NSFW?)
TL;DR: the girl of my dreams turned out to be my sexual nemesis.
So I work in a tech park with multiple companies sharing one huge building. One day I happened to get into the elevator with this dreamy chick. Oh man, beautiful face, hourglass figure, curve... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1408547437 | 1408561181 | t3_2e350y | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by waiting too long to get gas in the car.
TIFU by going not getting gas when my gas light came on. I was .2 miles from the gas station when the car ran out of gas. Apparently when you run out of gas, the brakes lock up and don't work anymore. This led to extreme panic as I was driving down a small hill... | 4 | 1 | |
1408548181 | 1408589675 | t3_2e36bw | t5_2to41 | 72 | inappropriate_lafter: TIFU by accidently cheering about the recent ISIS beheading of the US journalist
Well this was yesterday but it still makes me cringe. My boss had flipped his screen around towards some of my coworkers with an audible "oh no". My coworkers are quicker to act than I am and get to his screen first t... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1408548462 | 1408607913 | t3_2e36tx | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my husband nudes...
Today I fucked up by sending my husband nudes from this morning when I cleaned our pool. I sent him a bunch over and over and he responded 20 minutes later saying he was outside his office when I sent them, but three of his employees were sitting around a small table where... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1408548781 | 1408601263 | t3_2e37fp | t5_2to41 | 193 | Apollo_O: TIFU by forgetting the smallest word in the English language.
I've been casually dating a girl for a little over month. We live in different cities, and are busy with work, friends, family, etc, so we only get to see eachother on the weekends. Naturally, we text quite a bit. She sends me a text:
"What ... | 6 | 32.166667 | |
1408550776 | 1415512547 | t3_2e3b1w | t5_2to41 | 3 | abhug: tifu by confusing 5 o'clock with 4 o'clock
cheeseflap: I'm sorry, but this is the dullest TIFU I've ever read.
abhug: no i'm sorry. i know its boring. just got carried away as it was my 1st time.
| 3 | 1 | |
1408548115 | 1408553811 | t3_2e3677 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my face while walking on a sidewalk
On Saturday (so not technically today) I was walking on the sidewalk and tripped over a ledge that was ~5 inches off the ground. I was not expecting that height difference. It was late at night and I didn't see it. So at this point, my face was gushing bl... | 3 | 2 | |
1408553323 | 1413394807 | t3_2e3fr3 | t5_2to41 | 983 | oselth: TIFU by trying my first edible while working from home. My boss called me. (Ex-post from r/trees)
Be me
I went home early in the day in order to work from home for the rest of the day. My roommate had just gotten back from Seattle, and he got a hold of a ton of edibles. Lots of 10mg and 25mg ones. Today was st... | 10 | 98.3 | |
1408554087 | 1408559772 | t3_2e3h8a | t5_2to41 | 113 | Sometimes_Im_Funny: TIFU by deleting the only browser on my computer
This happened about an hour ago. I use Google chrome on Windows 7
So I was trying to download ad block because I was getting really pissed off with all the pop ups and stuff, but it said network failed. So I searched it up and someone said to uninsta... | 7 | 16.142857 | |
1408555569 | 1408642463 | t3_2e3k0g | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a Mel Brooks fan.
At my workplace we kind of have a roulette wheel of a music playlist on the computer. Well that old song "Putting on the Ritz" came on and at the chorus I yelled PUTTIN ON THE RITZ! In classic Young Frankenstein fashion.
Well I just happened to be standing next to an employee ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408558749 | 1408563441 | t3_2e3qc1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | jochenbrandstetter3: TIFU by ejaculating on my French teacher
ImAnonymoose: I'm just impressed you were able to pinch it off.
GhostTurdz: Such testicular fortitude...I didn't know that was even possible. Bravo good sir.
Dr_Diabetes: I highly doubt it IS possible.
| 4 | 3.25 | |
1408559055 | 1408598380 | t3_2e3qx9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | AnonymousTIFU: TIFU By finding out my old friend is trying to have sex with me.
x1lclem: Dear god. How old are you? You're writing at a grade-school level....
If you're a minor...... tell your parents. Best I got.
deertheory: i think they may be non native speaker. regardless, tifu isn't about someone's educational b... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1408559564 | 1408560855 | t3_2e3rw4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | KevJongUn: TIFU by trusting a fart.
lockwasher: Yup. Shit 'em good didn't ya. Soak through the khakis and onto the car seat?
KevJongUn: It was a ride to remember.
| 3 | 3 | |
1408557571 | 1408563919 | t3_2e3o1x | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by threatening to kill everyone at work
First of all know I'm one of those guys who loves to play games and keeps to himself. Well ever so often we have mandatory training for our building and discuss basic sense topics, financial management etc. Time comes around for our training and its anger manageme... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1408562418 | 1408564595 | t3_2e3xfi | t5_2to41 | 18 | EngineerThis21: TIFU by mixing my protein in the bathroom at work
So I like to hit the gym after I get off work. I have to take my protein a half hour before, so I usually fill a bottle at the water fountain and mix a scoop of it in. Well today the fountain was broken, so I just used the sink in the bathroom. Well, I w... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1408561502 | 1408588391 | t3_2e3vnz | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my SO ride my longboard.
So, my SO, my best friend and I decided to go driving around town looking for some places to longboard down. We were mainly looking for a straight-shot road to be able to ride down, preferably not too hilly. More specifically, to hold onto a leash hooked up to the ba... | 5 | 15 | |
1408563789 | 1408579297 | t3_2e3zzv | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by clicking on sick fetish porn at my granparents house (NSFW)
This is the worst moment in my whole life. I try to make it as short as possible: I was visiting my grandparents for a week and one day I noticed a PC at their bedroom, I hadn't touched a pc for a week at this time so i asked if I could chec... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1408563906 | 1408566319 | t3_2e4071 | t5_2to41 | 24 | CocklessJackrabbit: TIFU because I left dozens of cum-soaked tissues "hidden".
The pain. The horror.
I'm a male teenager, and, well, male teenagers have their needs... My PC is in the attic, so that's where I see some sweet porn and beat the meat. Over the last few months, I've probably spanked the money over 20 times... | 6 | 4 | |
1408565028 | 1408582183 | t3_2e42ck | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally showing my dick to a room full of fat chicks
Halucin8ing: Not even one of them was fuckable?
Hopefullytulsabound: Seeing as how he wasn't even propositioned, let alone fucked, I'm guessing he isn't either.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408565018 | 1408612550 | t3_2e42bw | t5_2to41 | 79 | rrocket_sauce: Tifu by picking the wrong line at the grocery store
Today started great, everything was going my way. I have been pretty broke recently due to a failed business plan, and honestly life just felt like it was out to get me. But I had decided I wasn't gonna let circumstance get me down, I'm tired of being a... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1408566810 | 1408664784 | t3_2e45me | t5_2to41 | 11,796 | Murklar: TIFU by putting my D in Crazy.
TIFU>Warning to readers; this story does mention the existence of sex.
Ok so, this story beings monday night at a bar in Seattle. While at said bar, I see a VERY attractive young woman. Now this girl wasn't your everyday monday night bar drinker. she was beautiful, tall, lon... | 24 | 491.5 | |
1408569151 | 1409684696 | t3_2e4a3u | t5_2to41 | 11 | Meekachuu: TIFU by realizing just how often I masterbate after slicing some jalapeños
Decided to whip up a homemade pizza for my boyfriend last night... and when I say homemade I mean store-bought crust, sauce, and cheese with sliced up veggies from my own garden. We bote love jalapeños, the spicier the better, so I ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1408570836 | 1408584472 | t3_2e4d8z | t5_2to41 | 15 | trappadonna: TIFU by literally throwing away my paycheck.
winstonjpenobscot: Call your employer, have them stop payment on that check, and cut you a new one. Do it immediately.
Seldarin: This is definitely the route to go. Payroll generally has zero problems doing this, as long as it's done quickly and you don't fuck... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1408570860 | 1408685370 | t3_2e4daf | t5_2to41 | 572 | mortifiedhomosexual: NSFW TIFU by coming out to my homophobic parents in the worst way
So the ‘today’ part may not be applicable but I definitely fucked up. I fucked up badly. And so I made a throwaway to share my horror.
To preface this, my parents are extremely homophobic. They try to mask it sometimes by starting h... | 6 | 95.333333 | |
1408570636 | 1408574301 | t3_2e4cve | t5_2to41 | 38 | MangoTree88: TIFU by eating almond butter from Whole Foods.
This happened about a half hour ago. So I've had this jar of almond butter in the cabinet for a couple weeks now, unopened. I decide its a good time to break it out and have some on my bagel. While watching the news in the kitchen, *just* as I finish the bagel... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1408571271 | 1408596509 | t3_2e4dz5 | t5_2to41 | 107 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my two cents into a racism argument.
Last night (Tuesday), I saw a Facebook post regarding racism and I had to put my two cents in (looking back now, I'm thinking: "You just HAD to put your two cents in.") and immediately, 4,5,6 people begin to argue against my point. One person in particular... | 6 | 17.833333 | |
1408571510 | 1408572474 | t3_2e4eda | t5_2to41 | 4 | andylok: TIFU by trying to look at boobs online
PM_ME_YOUR_AREOLAS__: So did you eventually see boobs?
coachsneakerfreak: Yea...sounds like you needed to see a good pair after all this...
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408572590 | 1421528691 | t3_2e4g8r | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my mom a cunt.
Ah yes, my lovely darling mother the bitch cunt. Anyways story time.
My mom and I...well we don't get along sometimes. We haven't since my father passed away when I was 15 and her idea of parenting was to drink and do as much coke as possible. For years I endured her emotiona... | 9 | 5.777778 | |
1408577091 | 1408601175 | t3_2e4nyb | t5_2to41 | 36 | dannol: TIFU by letting a complete stranger borrow money
So this didn't actually happen today but today I'm realizing I'm probably not getting paid back. Two nights ago I was walking to a 7/11 to get something to eat when a truck stops me. It was two ladies upfront and maybe 3 kids in the back, they were frantically t... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1408579420 | 1408643482 | t3_2e4rpx | t5_2to41 | 69 | fearful--symmetry: TIFU by allowing my father to handle my shaven pubes.
So my fuck up starts like this: As a result of breaking up with my longtime, high school girlfriend and the debilitating depression that followed, shaving my *delicates* became the least of my concern. I neglected to shave them for around three mo... | 9 | 7.666667 | |
1408579243 | 1408613799 | t3_2e4rge | t5_2to41 | 24 | mrmarsh25: TIFU by getting a golden shower by my best friend and failed a drug test.
So it all started last Wednesday, I got a call from my uncle while I am at work. He says the company he co-owns needs temp help for 2 months paying a ton of money. Since he knows I'm leaving in Oct for new Zealand for 3 months he thoug... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1408556914 | 1408604415 | t3_2e3mrs | t5_2to41 | 4 | Kyphros: TIFU by unknowingly insulting someone's mother
It's not really TodayIFU, rather a That-dayIFU, but anyway.
A bit more than a week ago, I moved into a new town for a 2-weeks-long job, which involves standing in a public place and telling people various things about their surroundings most of the time.
So here ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408582096 | 1408620423 | t3_2e4w5v | t5_2to41 | 88 | we_todd_it: TIFU by jacking off while my mom and her friends were home
This happened about 2 years ago but I might as well share it. I was in my room and my mom had her friends over. I was horny and I needed to release a load. I then looked for fart porn on the web (hey I know my kink is weird but it gets me off) and f... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1408582235 | 1408621442 | t3_2e4we2 | t5_2to41 | 365 | neiluj: TIFU by flipping myself off.
Today I was walking to the grocery store and happened to find myself near a funeral home. This particular funeral home had a large window that was made with semi reflective glass. Being me, I looked at my reflection and made the ugliest face I could then decided to flip my reflectio... | 4 | 91.25 | |
1408586068 | 1408605447 | t3_2e52ov | t5_2to41 | 97 | g4r8e9c4o: TIFU by bragging to my sister on her birthday
I decided to take my sister out for lunch today because she had been feeling sad lately and today was her birthday. We were driving through an unfamiliar area on the way back, and I didn't really know where I was going other than the fact that I had to turn aroun... | 6 | 16.166667 | |
1408587705 | 1408604294 | t3_2e55df | t5_2to41 | 200 | brettfavrethrowaway: TIFU by jizzing on my laptop
This happened like maybe ten minutes ago. I'm home alone, just doing my usual home alone thing. Watching random YouTube videos, playing random games in my Steam library, and of course, torrenting porn.
Now, I like to sit down on my couch while I masturbate. In doing s... | 4 | 50 | |
1408585699 | 1408591451 | t3_2e521r | t5_2to41 | 1 | twenessee: TIFU by leavin oklahoma
i was fucking on my fucking way hom from fuckin work today and i accidentally fuckin crossed over into fuckin arkansas. fuck,. i got fuckin pulled over by some cousin fuckin buck toothed fucking patrolamn in fucking arkansas. now i dont fuckin have enough fucking money to buy season ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1408590200 | 1408596816 | t3_2e59bo | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by insulting a girl's cigarette brand
Quick note, I'm trying to quit smoking, it's hard, but I'm trying.
So today after the gym (ironic I know) I realize I'm short on cigarettes and go to my local liquor store to buy a pack or two. So I'm standing in line when I notice this extremely attractive girl w... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1408593558 | 1408643764 | t3_2e5e8l | t5_2to41 | 335 | [deleted]: TIFU Cutting my ass hairs with a knife in bed.
I was laying in bed, shortly after beating my meat, and I was pulling at the long 2"-3" hairs that form a mohawk from my ball sack tothe upper region of my crack. I had recently come home from a long day at work, and I had shit more recently than I had showered.... | 5 | 67 | |
1408594777 | 1408601607 | t3_2e5g1p | t5_2to41 | 18 | Chinese_Election: TIFU by missing some very obvious signals.
Backstory: I'm a 20 y/o college student who recently returned to uni from summer break. I was back-to-school shopping in downtown with some friends who also recently got back in town. We were mostly getting lamps, silverware, toiletries, the usual stuff. We h... | 6 | 3 | |
1408596081 | 1408596727 | t3_2e5htl | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheBayHarborButcher9: TIFU by playing a joke on my crush and being a real asshole to one of my closest friends
Today, I spent the day hanging out with close friends. Let's just say their names are Joe and Rob. Joe, Rob and I were hanging out at Rob's house and we were doing what normal 15 year old guys do; play video g... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408595910 | 1408597197 | t3_2e5hlv | t5_2to41 | 54 | Wonky_dialup: TIFU by being gassy
I normally get a little gassy in anticipation for a trip and I had japanese the night before so my stomach was a little knotted up for the day.
Coupled with the fact I had to fly to Thailand for a day trip my stomach was more than a little anxious.
Since we boarded so early I just na... | 3 | 18 | |
1408597004 | 1408597812 | t3_2e5j29 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ya_ya_ya_ya: TIFU by smoking
I am in the process of quitting smoking and like to have one before bed (cigs). I went outside and sit down in my rocking chair and light up. Im casually browsing reddit when I feel something dripping on me. I assumed it was just my imagination because its chilly and I'm in a wife beater. A... | 5 | 3 | |
1408594146 | 1408647397 | t3_2e5f5w | t5_2to41 | 26 | mtv252: TIFU by keeping all my used condoms and expired beverages in one bag.
This happened a few years ago, when I was in high school.
The boiler room was my "vice" room. Whenever my GF at the time could spend the night, we'd usually spend most of it in there smoking weed, having sex, and drinking iced tea. It was se... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1408597163 | 1408604778 | t3_2e5j8w | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to cut my own hair
I've done it before. I thought I could do it again. But I was wrong. [So very wrong]( http://imgur.com/2G3YPL0).
justanotherbetty: Good thing pixies are coming back in style.
Damienisabunny: Reverse pixies
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408594110 | 1408632272 | t3_2e5f47 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by linking my parents to a sexting conversation with my girlfriend
When I was 14, I was limited by my parents in a number of ways. Firstly, I wasn't allowed to have a girlfriend. Secondly, I wasn't allowed to have any electronics in my room, whatsoever. My parents were worried about porn and other fun s... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1408600698 | 1408602290 | t3_2e5ni4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | lebanesemale: TIFU by getting in a word fight with the parking manager.
So this just happened. I went to park my car at 7:30 am, I told the parking guy/ manager that i am leaving at 9 am for a doctor appointment. He directly told me there is no room to park here and I have to park outside ( Its a small parking and he h... | 3 | 5 | |
1408600695 | 1408675383 | t3_2e5ni0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | SparkyDogPants: TIFU by accidentally sending terroristic threats
So rewind when this all started, for it has been a long and arduous past year. So back in January, it was an especially cold winter day, just warm enough to have to go to school but still cold enough to easily hurt yourself with too much exposure (it was ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1408601983 | 1408640043 | t3_2e5p24 | t5_2to41 | 45 | menace860: TIFU by posting my ALS ice bucket challenge to social media...in a bikini (x-post from funny)
So today I fucked up by wearing my wife's bikini to the Ice Bucket Challenge. I got hit with the fucking Ice bucket challenge by my cousin, and honestly it's for a great cause but most of these videos are so un-watc... | 5 | 9 | |
1408593634 | 1408662443 | t3_2e5ed9 | t5_2to41 | 20 | cats_pyjamas: TIFU by walking into the wrong apartment
So, I just moved into a new apartment complex this week. Tonight, I was extremely tired and got dropped off at my building by a friend. I walk up the stairs and the front door of my apartment was open a crack. Weird, but I guess someone just didn't close it all the... | 5 | 4 | |
1408602155 | 1408686562 | t3_2e5p8t | t5_2to41 | 194 | daaamnguuurl: TIFU by trusting spaghetti straps. Slightly NSFW.
The other night, I was heading to my birthday dinner with the man of my dreams. I wanted to look attractive for the semi-classy restaurant we were going to, but not too sexy--a fine line to walk for women with generously endowed breasts. I chose a black su... | 5 | 38.8 | |
1408607121 | 1408656664 | t3_2e5ubb | t5_2to41 | 681 | [deleted]: TIFU On a first date to the movies
So I really like this girl from my class. We got talking about a movie that was coming out that looks good so I asked her if she wanted to go with me. I'm kinda shy so this was a big thing for me.
So I get dressed up and we go to the movies. I bought the tickets and things... | 13 | 52.384615 |
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