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1408613539 | 1408674542 | t3_2e5zwf | t5_2to41 | 30 | chronikfunk: TIFU by accepting an IT job for a small medical company.
I have never worked IT. The company has 77 computers all on a network. I grew up with pcs but never had LAN parties or did much else other than play video games . I have no idea what Sonic wall is or what i will need to do in this field. I hope it's ... | 6 | 5 | |
1408610727 | 1408626631 | t3_2e5xii | t5_2to41 | 4 | PoopyMyNigga: TIFU by pouring water all over my laptop.
JJPnutLoveBear: I'm not sure if this works for larger electronics, but I've heard that it works on cell phones. You could try burying your laptop in a container filled with rice, and the rice is supposed to soak up the moisture after some time. It's worth a shot!... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1408616794 | 1408632899 | t3_2e62p9 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Shooterdog: TIFU by never bothering to learn what iCloud is
A few weeks ago, I finally made the switch from Droid to iPhone and snagged myself a fancy 5s. I'm pretty tech-illiterate, and before this the only stuff I used from Apple was iTunes. I'm trying to sync my phone with iTunes and naturally spam-tap through all t... | 5 | 7 | |
1408611573 | 1408691948 | t3_2e5y7u | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by practicing good hygiene
So after a long night of Xbox, I decided to turn off the TV and get ready for bed, taking out my contacts and brushing my teeth. So I take off my contacts and start brushing my teeth. Something I like to do is multitask while I brush my teeth, so I walk around the house, turn ... | 6 | 8 | |
1408617547 | 1410998366 | t3_2e63dr | t5_2to41 | 381 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to show off...
TIFU, Well this happened a few weeks ago at the gym but I wasn't a Redditer then.
It was leg day and i was all ready for it. I had eaten my pre workout banana for the energy, and a coffee to wake myself up. This didn't mix too nicely in my stomach, but I ignored it anyway. I g... | 8 | 47.625 | |
1408626254 | 1408632160 | t3_2e6cud | t5_2to41 | 7 | Jon-Osterman: TIFU by telling the person at the dining hall counter that I'll be back in a bit
So there was this super-long line for this one dining hall, and I offered to get dinner for this person I was supposed to meet.
We got in the line and waited, until we were a couple of spots from the counter. Then he told me... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408627314 | 1408633188 | t3_2e6eb9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | SICCSE7EN: TIFU by accidentally confessing things through rap
TIFU
My fuck up wasn't today, just for full clarity. My mother is currently ill with cancer, they think they caught it early enough and are hoping she's clear but she has another operation to see if they can find anymore but their quite positive it hasn't s... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1408612229 | 1409170570 | t3_2e5ytc | t5_2to41 | 33 | DoYouEvenSquatss: TIFU: 5 minutes. $600
Today I fucked up hard. I just bought a motorcycle from a friend. The bike I have wanted forever. It has been tagged and on the road for less than a week. It has been dropped by the previous owners family member and he has been paying for the parts to fix it. Part of the bik... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1408627867 | 1408629407 | t3_2e6f4k | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating 2 hits LSD by myself sporadically
Codehhhhh: This post was retarded, especially when you said "MXE doses"
[deleted]: Do you just question my lingo in regards to drugs or do you think I'm kidding about the drugs of use in question?
If you were referring to the fact that it is absolutely absur... | 3 | 1 | |
1408630431 | 1408660519 | t3_2e6j8a | t5_2to41 | 6,695 | mexicanlizards: TIFU by taking advice from reddit
Someone in another thread said you can stop a mosquito bite from itching by putting boiling water on it since it denatures proteins or something, so I tried it on a mosquito bite on my knuckle.
Now my knuckle has a burn on it and still itches, but also hurts when I scr... | 12 | 557.916667 | |
1408629134 | 1408640227 | t3_2e6h4w | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: Tifu by having a condom baby.
My boyfriend and I just started dating, so the sex has been gnarly. We were going at it hard one morning. Like scratches on the wall hard. I finally came so he wanted to wait a bit until he did.
We finish and he goes to pull out and this was our conversation:
-Where's the con... | 3 | 6 | |
1408631426 | 1408655608 | t3_2e6kur | t5_2to41 | 912 | gorinrockbow: TIFU by asking a girl how much she charges
First of all, sorry for my english, it's not my first language. But I'll try to do my best :) It's a bit short too, but my friends seems to like this story so maybe you will enjoy it too.
So, this fuck up happened a few years ago. I was 17 or 18 at the time and ... | 9 | 101.333333 | |
1408633297 | 1408743846 | t3_2e6o23 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by slapping my best friend's ass
So like almost every other TIFU, this happened a few weeks ago. I was walking on the trail with by best friend, a girl, and a mutual friend, a guy. Me and my best friend were walking a bit behind the other guy, and we were talking just fine. Things had been getting roman... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1408635586 | 1408665549 | t3_2e6s2x | t5_2to41 | 424 | Invisible_Strangler: TIFU, by making a younger staff member cry
I'm a security guard at a pretty small supermarket.
The store was empty minus two customers, so I thought I'd do a quick spot of shopping and grab some dinner before closing. The younger staff member (Who is about 15 years old) in mention was my sales per... | 9 | 47.111111 | |
1408636334 | 1408713279 | t3_2e6tf3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | rthague: TIFU by not paying attention to where I was walking at night in flip flops.
TL;DR at bottom.
Last night I was walking to my truck and was about to go hang out with a friend. I opened the door and as I was about to step in, I felt a sharp pain in my left foot. I pulled out my flashlight to see what I had stepp... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1408636287 | 1408656046 | t3_2e6tbd | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by working out
So I am a pretty slim dude 184cm 64kg (6'1 and 141 pounds). I used to play a lot of soccer to stay in shape but I quit 2 years ago and since then haven't done anything to stay fit.
I don't know why but today I got the fantastic idea to work out. I ran up and down the stairs for a good 4 ... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1408638051 | 1408714694 | t3_2e6wjr | t5_2to41 | 97 | throwaway565356: TIFU by having sex with my ex-girlfriend in a public park.
I broke up with my exgirlfriend about two months ago today. It was a pretty bad breakup and today was supposed to clear the air between us and get rid of all the bad blood so hopefully we could go back to being friends.
I picked her up from he... | 12 | 8.083333 | |
1408637735 | 1408648626 | t3_2e6vy3 | t5_2to41 | 45 | iwontrecord: TIFU by saying "i'm sorry" after sex
after sex with my **girlfriend**, two seconds later i cummed, i said "i'm sorry" .... yeah...
She asked me why, and i think i answered "for cumming now" which makes it worse.
goddamn beta
BigBobsBootyBarn: Nut up
beat her bean with your tongue for a bit
Wait til yo... | 3 | 15 | |
1408642100 | 1408648484 | t3_2e748k | t5_2to41 | 14 | tomthetrololol: TIFU by having sex with my ex UPDATE Learning how to trust again
El3ctr0G33k: I have been on a similar situation in the past, albeit without the agreement to see other people. My ex cheated on me, we stayed together and tried to work it out. I couldn't trust her, I checked her text messages, Facebook, ... | 7 | 2 | |
1408637457 | 1408681119 | t3_2e6vf1 | t5_2to41 | 40 | firstpostimalurker: TIFU by going to a funeral on acid
This didnt happen today but it did about a year ago. i finally decided to start telling my stories. The day started off with me wanting to pick up some weed so i called my dealer and he told me that we had to drive to his friends house. so we drove over to his hou... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1408638464 | 1415133703 | t3_2e6xci | t5_2to41 | 2 | firemonkey1313: TIFU by letting my phone autocorrect "tofu" to "tifu"
It was ironic.
TL;DR - I had the booze, she had the chronic, the Lakers beat the Supersonics.
demhandz81: This post sucks
firemonkey1313: Oh my god what am I gonna do with all the fucks I give?
demhandz81: Not sure that sounds like a personal decisi... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1408642316 | 1408679957 | t3_2e74n5 | t5_2to41 | 226 | Ithurtsdownther: TIFU by letting her go ontop... [nsfw]
So we had basically planned a 4 day sexathon. She flew in and we grabbed some drinks before we went to the room. Things are going good and she goes ontop. I'm thinking she is going to work it in because that's what we always do.
Nope... She slams down and I feel... | 6 | 37.666667 | |
1408078069 | 1408645659 | t3_2dlxkk | t5_2to41 | 3 | RachealHolland: TIFU by not giving my new friend my contact details/what I wanted to give
Hi all this is my first post and the person in this said this site is cool. Ha ha. Anyway, so I during the course that I just finished I often chatted with someone closer to my age group, at lunch or in class or sometimes en rout... | 3 | 1 | |
1408643083 | 1408647631 | t3_2e7663 | t5_2to41 | 10 | larrythelarvitar: TIFU by deciding to walk home
I was going out with some friends to a party, which was hosted at one of their friend's house. Their friend is a nice enough guy, I go out with my friends and him a lot, but sometimes I feel he has something against me. Anyway, at the party we smoke quite a lot of weed (0... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1408642988 | 1408704083 | t3_2e75zw | t5_2to41 | 12 | adrianmakedonski: TIFU by Telling a Shopkeeper to Kill Himself
This was during summer 2011 and I was in Macedonia. I speak the language fine, but there are some words that sound similar when spoken.
I went to a local store to buy some snacks with friends one night when I saw some Kinder Eggs on the shelf. We can't ... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1408645750 | 1408647482 | t3_2e7bb3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by being offered a scholarship.
Let me start by giving you a little bit of bit of background info. I live in a city with a local college that is absolutely perfect for architecture (which is basically my dream). Now due to a long boring story that I won't bore you with, I was late to apply for early adm... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1408641300 | 1408650403 | t3_2e72pa | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by using cellphone while being sleepy on a high bed
So my dad built a nice wooden intermediate floor last month. My bed went up there, (just the couch) and down a TV room was left. We see movie there. Anyway:
Today I was heading to sleep when I though on bringing my phone with me to read some TIFUs. I ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408647303 | 1408695722 | t3_2e7ec5 | t5_2to41 | 23 | it624: TIFU by being honest to my girlfriend...
So, my (now ex-) girlfriend and I were spending a nice day together, watching a movie, having lunch, etc, at my place.
Then we sit back down, and nothing happens for about 2 min. She then asks:
"Would you rather I just left now?"
Without thinking, I went, "Yeah, probabl... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1408648273 | 1408741993 | t3_2e7g6b | t5_2to41 | 13 | icome2stealsouls: TIFU by playing connect four
As with my most TIFU's, this happened about 2 years ago. I had recently broken up with a girl in January, let's call her Abby, but we remained friends with benefits for a couple of months afterwards. Abby lived in a pretty affluent neighborhood, even in the richer part of ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1408651621 | 1408656848 | t3_2e7mjg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by using hair removal cream on my ass
HotShane: Mirror, razor, warm water and some shaving cream. Place mirror on floor and crouch down over that bitch. Problem solved my friend.
jobless_hornie: Also try not to take a dump
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408651906 | 1408675672 | t3_2e7n4e | t5_2to41 | 10 | StevenWongo: TIFU by getting scammed over a virtual item worth $170. (offmychest)
So today I got my credit card statement come in and I've been spending too much while I've been jobless and now I have to pay the consequences as I have $10 left on my visa.
I owe them $1,989.23 because I haven't been responsible with m... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1408651362 | 1408680976 | t3_2e7m27 | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by responding to a message from a married man
Like many single 20-somethings I'm a member of the popular dating site OK Cupid. I live in a major metropolitan area, so I get a lot of creepy messages from men wanting threesomes, affairs, etc. and I usually delete them straight away. Yesterday, though, I g... | 20 | 3.4 | |
1408651917 | 1408655766 | t3_2e7n50 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By not having dining etiqutte
If this is badly formatted I'm sorry it's my first ever submission. Anyways this fuck up happened last week at which point I hadn't had sex in a while. I have my female friend around to my empty house as usual with this particular friend sexy times are going down. We go fro... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1408652764 | 1408674791 | t3_2e7osp | t5_2to41 | 92 | nata1900: TIFU by Getting My Brother's Jizz on My Face
So as is the case with many posts on r/tifu, this actually happened to me a couple of weeks ago, but I was mulling over putting it on the site because it was probably the most embarrassing/disgusting moment of my life.
The relevant background to this story is that... | 7 | 13.142857 | |
1408651379 | 1408655359 | t3_2e7m3b | t5_2to41 | 7 | accounting_guy: TIFU by trying to save ducklings
I work for a university and today is move in day for students living on campus. I offered to help with parking because I know how hectic it can be when there are hundreds of families moving their students into their buildings. During one of the busiest hours, I look out ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1408650160 | 1408665911 | t3_2e7jsn | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be friends with a snake.
I'm a lab assistant in my Zoology class. We had about twenty minutes left, and the teachers says we're free to play with his numerous animals (snakes, roaches, geckos, chinchillas, and a hedgehog), so long as we were careful and din't touch the python or the alligat... | 3 | 10 | |
1408655939 | 1408662856 | t3_2e7ut0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | liamsimpleman: TIFU by having terrible dining etiquette
If this is badly formatted I'm sorry it's my first ever submission. Anyways this fuck up happened last week at which point I hadn't had sex in a while. I have my female friend around to my empty house as usual with this particular friend sexy times are going down.... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408656754 | 1408763561 | t3_2e7wat | t5_2to41 | 35 | Sporklift: TIFU by watching the "Jurrasic Bark" episode of Futurama after having to put my dog down.
It has made me really depressed. Bailey was 11 and a rescue Greyhound, he had 8 great years with us when he was retired off the track. I'm just worried about our other dog, who is a rescue Greyhound too, and actually hi... | 5 | 7 | |
1408653324 | 1408662285 | t3_2e7puk | t5_2to41 | 4 | poor_decision: TIFU by asking if you were deaf
peteandrepete232: If they were deaf how did they hear you
poor_decision: They weren't deaf, they were just fundraising for the deaf.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408655775 | 1408674053 | t3_2e7uhl | t5_2to41 | 10 | titsonalog: Tifu by smoking
Someone once told me that overcooking a bag of popcorn could cover up the smell of cigarette smoke. So I put a bag in for about a minute longer than normal. I forgot to note that it was a half size bag of popcorn. So I cooked it a minute longer than twice the length of time it should have be... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1408660085 | 1410535503 | t3_2e820s | t5_2to41 | 3,321 | vickwill13: Tifu my relationship by wearing sheepskin condoms
So, this may come across as odd to some, but I am allergic to latex. In order to avoid reproducing my horrible genetic structure, I like to wear condoms. This is fine, as they make condoms out of lamb skin. I don't like to think about how I'm technically scr... | 11 | 301.909091 | |
1408660222 | 1408662174 | t3_2e828i | t5_2to41 | 7 | positronus: TIFU by not pulling over fast enough
This happened on Monday.
Family and I were coming home from our friends' house, I get on a highway gain speed and notice that low tire pressure indicator is on. Hmm, car drives fine, must be a glitch. Drive some more and start hearing low grinding sound, I pull over. Y... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408658581 | 1408731471 | t3_2e7zfw | t5_2to41 | 113 | cantaloupecrusader: TIFU by talking dirty to my girlfriend
Straight up today, a few hours ago to be exact. Some back story; I work at night so I usually have the day to myself, my girlfriend works during the morning and her particular line of work has her drive a lot. So I call her through her Bluetooth to keep her awa... | 4 | 28.25 | |
1408658807 | 1408688080 | t3_2e7ztq | t5_2to41 | 21 | macnetic: TIFU by hitting my cactus in the dark
This just happened 15 minutes ago.
I was just about to go to bed, when I had an impulse to open up my window to let some fresh air in. I've got some sort of vertical blinds that you can just put your hands between, and there's a little cactus standing in the window. Now n... | 3 | 7 | |
1408661877 | 1408680845 | t3_2e851r | t5_2to41 | 13 | KnowledgeNate: TIFU by getting belligerently drunk while entertaining my former bosses friends.
This happened last night and the mental agony I am putting myself through just won't go away.
My old boss reached out to me and asked if I would show two European exchange-students she formerly hosted around the big city ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1408661007 | 1408663838 | t3_2e83kx | t5_2to41 | 38 | roboto1987: TIFU by pissing in a cup..
I frequently visit relatives on my free weekends. Today was no different; however, I forgot to take a leak before embarking on my 3 hour trip. Well, about an hour into my trip I really had to go. Ironically, I saw a guy pissing on the side of the road without a care in the world.
... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1408663819 | 1409008822 | t3_2e8873 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ball-zak: TIFU By pretending I got better results than I did in my GCSE's
mdhay: Okay, here's some advice from someone who has sorta in this position four years ago. I think it's necessary for me to go into detail a bit about my experiences with GCSE's, so bear with me.
When I was doing mine, I was dumped by a genuin... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1408662982 | 1408679382 | t3_2e86vp | t5_2to41 | 53 | jwill8820: TIFU by leaving my computer unlocked.
Well, a little background info. I am a male and I currently live with a female friend of mine(until I get back on my feet), she always ask me for sex and I rebuff her attempts with an excuse of some kind. I sometimes let her use my computer to browse the web or whateve... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1408664635 | 1408700611 | t3_2e89jg | t5_2to41 | 236 | CrazyHorse19: TIFU - playing my music too loud whilst discussing in detail how to finger a girl
So this happened back in my teenage years. It was a hot sunny day and my family were preparing a bbq for lunch/dinner and told me I could invite some friends around. I decided I would invite my girlfriend and my best mate at... | 5 | 47.2 | |
1408665133 | 1408667657 | t3_2e8ac8 | t5_2to41 | 33 | poopshit420: Tifu by joking around with a gay guy.
I'll keep this short and simple. Today was the second day of my junior year at a new school where I only knew a few people. In my last class of the day we were doing some kind of meet and greet projects and we were using construction paper. Well there's a guy in my cla... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1408660426 | 1408737459 | t3_2e82kn | t5_2to41 | 296 | Drawingblanksonnames: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a back massage
TIFU - sex and bodily fluids involved so NSFW
So today I fucked up. I picked my girlfriend up after class and we headed back to my place. Nothing out of the ordinary, except she was on her period. Now we still have sex on shark week and there's even an ... | 11 | 26.909091 | |
1408665634 | 1408753598 | t3_2e8b4f | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a Jesus-joke to a Southern Baptist
TIFU, yay! I am 35 years young, and I work at a small cut-and-sew mail order company in the South. Appalachia, actually, and I was born and raised here. However, I outgrew the whole church thing at a pretty young age and I now consider myself an atheist. ... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1408665915 | 1408669600 | t3_2e8ble | t5_2to41 | 4 | Giant_fuck_up: TIFU by saying how I felt to a girl.
Today, I fucked up. (Throwaway account for obvious reasons. Typing this on mobile so sorry in advance for any grammar and formatting errors.)
For the past month or so, I've been spending a lot of time with a girl. They really weren't dates, but just us hanging out. ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1408667745 | 1409086253 | t3_2e8ehe | t5_2to41 | 15 | lemmeaxeyousomethin: TIFU by listening to ignorant rap music.
This did happen today. So on Thursdays I have a part time job after my 9 to 5. I have to start at 6:30 so I usually go to smoke a bowl at my friends house, as my part time job is sitting on my computer at a desk. Occasionally I have to tell someone where the... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1408668040 | 1408671686 | t3_2e8eyi | t5_2to41 | 8 | Trowawayanyday: Tifu - my baby fell for the first time.
tetas_grande: It happens. They are bouncy.
kaenneth: They also contain a surprising amount of blood.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408663686 | 1408730399 | t3_2e87ze | t5_2to41 | 12 | Am_a_moron: TIFU by finding out only today that I had broken a girl's heart years ago
When I was 16, I met a girl at a friend's birthday party, let's call the birthday boy Bob, in the summer before my junior year. We'll call her Alice. Because my friend used to attend another high school before coming to mine, he had a... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1408670587 | 1408672539 | t3_2e8itc | t5_2to41 | 7 | lllola: TIFU by finding the escort service my dad uses
On dad's computer -> Hit the "Favorites" tab -> Escort service pops up.
He's still married to mom. I'm an adult and live away from them. But I am disturbed since finding this. I've long suspected he cheats on my mother but wasn't sure, and certainly didn't ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1408671788 | 1408743175 | t3_2e8knk | t5_2to41 | 6 | xX_Xanthos_Xx: TIFU by inviting a girl to see, "If I Stay."
xX_Xanthos_Xx: Confirmed it wasn't her dad fucking with me. Am at hospital now. Feel like shit for posting on here like a joke.
I_HAVE_THAT_FETISH: Any idea what caused the need for it?
I'm interested now...
RmRxCm: Dat screen name...
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1408670010 | 1408725320 | t3_2e8hxo | t5_2to41 | 186 | CrunchyAssTityWeiner: TIFU by adding a coworker on snapchat
The story begins on an average day at work. I had recently gotten an iPhone and was at my desk just kinda screwing around with it when my coworker (a girl I talk to sometimes) came by and told me to download snapchat and to add her. Usually I like to not be t... | 5 | 37.2 | |
1408669590 | 1408685134 | t3_2e8hbb | t5_2to41 | 5 | assumes: TIFU by making a MILF feel old while we were going for a ride
This was a couple of summers ago when I was looking to buy a new car. I believe the car was a white honda accord, nothing too special, but it was turbo charged, decked out with a nice body kit, after market sound system, and a few other things to ma... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408672351 | 1408675562 | t3_2e8lig | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking whiskey like normal
TL:DR: Drunk way too much whiskey to maintain my erection to lose my virginity to a girl leaving the country the next day.
I have been friends with this girl for a while after meeting up off reddit in Feb and had been chatting for months as she traveled my country. She ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1408672996 | 1408717281 | t3_2e8mgl | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: Today, I just f*cked up [TIFU]
It's been an interesting day. Let me start the story with last night, I was traveling for business and went to a bar by myself. The bartender was hitting on me and pouring me random shots without me ordering them. Then a group of guys sit next to me and I hit it off with one of... | 4 | 6 | |
1408674047 | 1408695328 | t3_2e8o2a | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting revenge on a mosquito
Like most TIFUs, this happened several months ago. I was trying to fall asleep a bit earlier than usual (around 11PM) because I had a job interview the next day at 9AM. In the midst of falling asleep, I intermittently felt sharp prickling sensations followed by the urge ... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1408674169 | 1408674461 | t3_2e8o9p | t5_2to41 | 6 | enjoi2129: TIFU by getting in an accident
TIFU. I got in my first at fault accident. So people NEVER park in front of the garage doors at work. Until today some asshat did. I was leaving to go get lunch for everyone. And I backed into a truck. A truck that was not suppose to be there but it was. Whose truck was it you ... | 3 | 2 | |
1408674483 | 1408676061 | t3_2e8orp | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: TIFU by pretending to be colorblind
I'm not using a throwaway because no one irl knows my Reddit account. So it all started out in seventh grade when I was 13 years old. I took one of those colorblind tests and of course I passed because I'm not colorblind, but it piqued my interest, so I researched colorbli... | 3 | 28 | |
1408676632 | 1408728932 | t3_2e8s5i | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking up my drink.
just want to start out by saying this is a minor fuck up, although I'm still pretty bummed. probably more so than an adult should be, but whatever.
Anyways, so i went to the fridge looking for something to eat and decided on fryin' up some potato and egg. I peel and chop my potat... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1408676963 | 1408723891 | t3_2e8sow | t5_2to41 | 19 | lucysbraless: TIFU by giving my old laptop to my mother-in-law... but not the way you probably think.
Short though maybe not sweet... Today I fucked up by giving my old laptop to my mother-in-law. No, I didn't leave it riddled with bizarre porn. I actually went through and deleted all of my own files, changed settings ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1408675743 | 1408741054 | t3_2e8qp0 | t5_2to41 | 64 | Nemoswang: TIFU by Watching Kill Bill Vol. 1
So when Kill Bill Vol. 1 first came out - I thought it was a pretty good movie. I really enjoyed the scene where The Bride is fighting the Yakuza (Just before she fights Oren, but after she kills Gogo). There's a scene where she jumps onto the banister and runs up the stairs... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1408677552 | 1408691838 | t3_2e8tj8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Planetoi_Orpheus: TIFU by being racist
This just happened, hopefully I'll figure out how to make things clear by the time I'm done writing this.
I just went out of my room to grab a drink and casually gave my suite-mate a "Hey man" as I passed him in the kitchen. He turns to me and offers a handshake saying "Nice to m... | 3 | 3 | |
1408675450 | 1408755670 | t3_2e8q9v | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a kid he had a nice shirt
TIFU by telling a kid he had a nice shirt. Well, you probably want to know the story, so here it is:
This was around a year ago, and I was on my schools Cross Country Team. We had a long and tiring run, and our coach told us to do a cool down run. Our cool down l... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1408679394 | 1408681039 | t3_2e8w8s | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my mom mad at me
So today I took my mom to my grandmas cause she wants to start looking after her once a week, I can appreciate that and am happy to visit my grandma. Problem is, I am not able to speak Spanish fast enough or grammatically well. However I am able to understand it. So on a typi... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1408676619 | 1408745951 | t3_2e8s47 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Youre_Government: TIFU by clarifying a point
So, it was around 4:30pm, and I was vacuuming up the dust in from all the drywall I had been sanding in the hallway of an apartment building all day. It was hot, I was sweaty, and there was drywall dust stuck to every part of my exposed skin. I couldn't get out of there fast... | 8 | 5.5 | |
1408681736 | 1408729832 | t3_2e8zle | t5_2to41 | 459 | r-squared11: TIFU by laughing
Ok, so tonight I finally met my gf's parents over dinner. I was really nervous, but the night was going great, so I was starting to feel better. At the end of the night we were in the living room watching tv, and just as I was taking a sip of water, my gf's father cracked a funny joke. Her... | 7 | 65.571429 | |
1408683060 | 1408750234 | t3_2e91ag | t5_2to41 | 8 | Trevor_johnson: Tifu my masterbating
So today my friend send me a porn link (we always send each other links to good porn). Any ways. It was REALLY good porn so I immediately got horny. Well I thought to myself why not go jerk off. So I went upstairs and locked my door. (Or so I thought). And did my business. But here'... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1408685202 | 1408723824 | t3_2e93ye | t5_2to41 | 315 | AreEyeGeeBeeWhy: TIFU by Shaving My Ass Hair
The other day I decided to shave my ass hair, and I am just now finding out what a terrible decision that was. My ass hair didn’t end up in a cake or on someone’s face and I didn’t cut my taint shaving down there. Hell, I’m pretty sure my ass hair is safely scattered outside... | 6 | 52.5 | |
1408686887 | 1408786901 | t3_2e9608 | t5_2to41 | 73 | tifuthrow1234: TIFU By having unprotected sex (oral and vaginal) with a stripper [NSFW language]
I went to a strip club for the first time in a long time. I got a dance and everything was going 'normal'. As the night progressed, my friends and I got progressively hammered. I have never gotten a lap dance before, so the... | 8 | 9.125 | |
1408683950 | 1408729047 | t3_2e92er | t5_2to41 | 15 | LoRdOfHoBoS: TIFU by eating Mac and Cheese
This happened to me freshman year of high school.
Growing up I was not the greatest at sports, but my mother always tried to put me into them thinking I was good. Freshman year of high school starts up, and she insists that I do Cross Country.
On the first day of practice,... | 3 | 5 | |
1408681680 | 1408706312 | t3_2e8zij | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU because I don't read carefully
A friend messaged me to say that they had the day off today because it was Memorial Day...I'm not American so I didn't realize that Memorial Day is in May.
My reply to news of this unexpected day off? "*That's great!! Hope you are having a great day off!!!*"
A family ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408689076 | 1408712802 | t3_2e98dy | t5_2to41 | 1,624 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my D in Crazy... part II
ohfishsticks: Did the phone number she gave you match the phone number that the dude from the other thread told you was hers?
Murklar: It did not. I don't know if it's a remarkable coincidence, or if he lied. But she didn't break his car.
scrumbly: You should add th... | 12 | 135.333333 | |
1408690934 | 1408729796 | t3_2e9abg | t5_2to41 | 6 | pizzaman500: TIFU by making a black busboy think I'm racist
It was around 1 o'clock and I was sitting at Walker Bros with my friend. We had both finished our food and I had set my wallet out on the table, getting ready to pay. We were absorbed in some political conversation and I hardly noticed that a black busboy had ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1408690380 | 1408752670 | t3_2e99qi | t5_2to41 | 352 | hrunting19: TIFU by attracting a cult
Our adventure begins one evening when my group of friends (6 of us) were out enjoying some ice cream when we ran in to some unusually friendly people. This group (about 12) of people comes up to us while were eating and start making small talk. It was a little weird, and we actuall... | 7 | 50.285714 | |
1408692831 | 1408693624 | t3_2e9c7d | t5_2to41 | 4 | Helpmeplzidek: TIFU- By giving my girlfriend hickeys....
TIFU by giving my girlfriend hickeys, the reason this is a problem is well one, they are hickeys, two she isnt supposed to be dating untill she turns 17 next year, three, if her father or brother{ both "thug" been shot/ locked up for many years at a time before} ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408693865 | 1408710882 | t3_2e9d5j | t5_2to41 | 8 | ScooberSteve: TIFU by giving myself not one but two new assholes.
This happened earlier today, I got up and did some chores around my house and once I finished I decied to treat myself to some Netflix time. So I place my fat ass on the couch and like I always do I just plonk my butt down with no regard for what is on t... | 4 | 2 | |
1408697021 | 1408697766 | t3_2e9g1l | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By sending a dirty picture to my own mother
Yes, today was one of the most.. I don't even have a word for it.. days of my my life. While sending back to back dirty photos to this person i'm talking to.. ( I know, I probably deserve it) I get a text message from my mom reply it, go back to sending pictur... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408697487 | 1409071532 | t3_2e9ggc | t5_2to41 | 87 | TifuAtWork: TIFU by arriving at work with a NSFW subreddit open on my phone. And then I lost my phone.
So this morning I woke up before work and sampled some reddit NSFW content, specifically r/cumsluts.
I thought I'd closed reddit is fun, how wrong was I.
I was running a little late this morning and managed to dro... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1408697499 | 1408880764 | t3_2e9ggx | t5_2to41 | 44 | CherrySlurpee: TIFU by letting someone go ahead of me in line at the grocery store.
So the wife and I were out on a date night, dinner and a movie. Afterwards we needed to pick up a few things from the grocery store, because that's how dates go in my household apparently.
anyways, we're picking up stuff, and I grab a ... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1408658301 | 1408747729 | t3_2e7yy4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | trousershorts: TIFU by hunting with a scope
This happened in December of last year's deer season.
This occurred at my friend's big-ass farm in rural Alabama, this was also my second time ever hunting. My friends and I got into our positions a few hours before dawn. My position was in a tree stand on the edge of some w... | 3 | 3 | |
1408704202 | 1408731773 | t3_2e9m9q | t5_2to41 | 30 | Cnaa: TIFU by taking my new OCD medication.
I've been taking Luvox for few weeks and one of the side effects of it is anorgasmia (having delayed or no orgasm).
Last night I slept at my girlfriend's parent's house and we were getting romantic in her room upstairs while her dad was watching TV downstairs. Started havin... | 6 | 5 | |
1408693610 | 1408722679 | t3_2e9cwo | t5_2to41 | 4 | indaochan: TIFU by not paying attention to facebook
This is both a new and old story but it's a big fuck up in my eyes.
Background:
So, I work in retail and a bar. So my holidays fucking suck as do weekends. I also barely make enough to get by and there's no way I can afford a car. So I bike ride every where when and... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408711761 | 1408730475 | t3_2e9u5n | t5_2to41 | 5 | ImPower: TIFU by punching my friend in the ass cheek.
So, this happened yesterday, but anyway..
I was with my friend and we got bored, so as you do we started throwing punches at each other.
I went to punch him in the stomach(not meaning to connect the punch), he turns around and my punch connected with his ass cheek,... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408702937 | 1408724829 | t3_2e9l4k | t5_2to41 | 8 | Oskar-: TIFU by reading furry yaoi shota doujins at work NSFW
TIFU and only a few minutes ago.
So I'm developping an internal website and I'm pretty much finished with the main functionality and since it's nearly the week-end I was browsing reddit, then /r/yaoi, then I went on a well known yaoi website.
I am in a off... | 4 | 2 | |
1408711937 | 1408739071 | t3_2e9uds | t5_2to41 | 14 | TotalDivergence: TIFU by Not Taking Time to Secure My Vehicle
So this isn’t that big of deal but I thought I would post here to get it out of my head so I can go on to have a productive day.
I have been working 12-14 hour days all this week due to a big project going on at my company. Yesterday was no exception anoth... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1408713129 | 1408719220 | t3_2e9vym | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by waking up in a women dress
I made a bet with my friend in a bar on who will code a game for iPhone in two days this week. As a punishment for losing a bet we agreed to pay a bill in a bar next time and the lost one will drink a ‘steep dive’ set: five drinks descending from 70 to 4 degrees alc.
So t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408715182 | 1415133452 | t3_2e9z0b | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not starting the utilities...
My roommate and I agree that I would have my name for the utilities. I didn't check that my application was denied and now she showed up and has to stay 12 hours without power. How can I show her I am really sorry? I have apologized over and over but she totally has a ri... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408717806 | 1408721652 | t3_2ea36j | t5_2to41 | 60 | throwaways3h9: TIFU by falling in love with someone who is not my fiancé
Oh man you guys. To start off, I should acknowledge I know I'm being a really shitty person right now!
Here's the deal: I'm engaged to a wonderful, smart, funny, successful guy and the wedding is so close that at this point to call it off would b... | 7 | 8.571429 | |
1408718145 | 1408742595 | t3_2ea3q8 | t5_2to41 | 23 | smartestben: TIFU by not having sex on antidepressants
This is from a while back when I was going through a particularly rough patch in school. Exam pressure and a number of stress inducing factors had resulted in myself being diagnosed with depression and as a result I was put on a course of antidepressants to help me... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1408718435 | 1408718954 | t3_2ea46y | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By being part of the PC Master Race.
So as is the case with all of these, this did not happen today but a few weeks ago. I go to secondary school in the UK, and in a class full of so called "gamers" who play on their Xboxes all day and like to talk about "killstreaks" and Mountain Dew "XP" codes during ... | 3 | 1 | |
1408719236 | 1408983462 | t3_2ea5h1 | t5_2to41 | 2,436 | lifetaken: TIFU by helping my girlfriend stretch.
So, this happened about 5 days ago at my girlfriends first college soccer game. She had to sit out a good amount of the game because of a pulled quad. Safe to say, when she came over to her family and I after the game, she was in need of a good laugh.
But first, a bi... | 30 | 81.2 | |
1408721075 | 1415133530 | t3_2ea8ku | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: tifu by failing to score with a girl who told me she had a condom with her
I was in the library doing research and needed to talk to someone. When I called them they did not answer so I took a break for a few minutes planning to call again. I got up and was walking when a girl stops me. An attractive girl. I... | 3 | 1 | |
1408721304 | 1408799207 | t3_2ea8za | t5_2to41 | 320 | prodromalphaze: TIFU by letting the girl i'm crushing on look through my iPod
This wouldn't be such an issue if i listened to top 40, or something a little more socially acceptable.
So it starts like this, she walks over to my desk notices I have an ipod, asks to look through it, naturally I say "sure!" She opens it ... | 10 | 32 |
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